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Peacemaker - Season 2 - Episode 03: Another Rick Up My Sleeve
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00:06Oh
00:30Hey, come back to bed.
00:35Let's get ready for work, Rex.
00:37What are you?
00:40Don't remind me.
00:41You ship out today.
00:42You should really be with June.
00:45Are you jealous?
00:46You know I'm not.
00:48It's not fond of lying.
00:50She's a fucking sorceress.
00:52And?
00:52And.
00:53I'm afraid if I break up with her,
00:54she's going to burrow a hole through the planet.
00:57Dude.
00:57What?
00:58Can you possibly self-aggrandize more?
01:00I'm serious.
01:02I know.
01:02That's the problem.
01:04Maybe it's worth it.
01:05What?
01:09A hole through the planet.
01:12Me and you.
01:15You're the only friend I have, Rick.
01:18And I'm pretty sure I'm yours.
01:20You want to fuck that up?
01:22A newsflash.
01:24Mealy Harcourt.
01:24We already fucked that up.
01:31I'm serious.
01:34Come on.
01:35You ship out to Corto Maltese in two hours.
01:45Peacemaker.
01:47What a joke.
01:48What a joke.
01:55Julian.
01:56It's a hungry world.
01:58They're going to eat you alive.
02:00Son.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Oh, Julian.
02:03When that thing's sinking.
02:05I'll stitch you, but then I gotta throw you back in.
02:09You just try and sleep.
02:11Even though you're alone.
02:13You just close your eyes.
02:14Before you dream of home.
02:16And the silence always on.
02:18Just keep that in mind.
02:20When you wake in the morning, you'll be satisfied.
02:23Cause there is always a room to your right.
02:31And there will always be a war somewhere to fight.
02:37And God knows I've had some real fucking years.
02:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
02:52oh, oh, oh.
03:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
03:14yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
03:31yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
03:34yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
03:34yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
03:34yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
03:34La la la la, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
03:37La la la la, la la la la, la la la la.
03:42Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
03:45Dude, what are you doing?
03:50Dude, it's past 11.
03:54Dude, where the fuck have you been?
03:57Dad and I have been freaked out.
03:58There's blood in the library?
03:59Where the fuck did that come from?
04:00What library?
04:02Our library?
04:05Yeah, I call that the trophy room.
04:09Since when?
04:11Where have you been?
04:13You hung over?
04:15A little bit.
04:17I thought you were gonna slow down with all that.
04:21I mean, at least it's just alcohol.
04:24It is just alcohol, right?
04:26Yeah, yeah.
04:27Yeah.
04:29All right, get up.
04:30Come on.
04:31I'm fixing us some eggs.
04:32Okay.
04:32I'm sorry.
04:34Oh dear.
04:38Oh dear.
04:41Oh dear.
04:42Oh dear.
04:45Oh dear.
04:47Oh dear.
04:50Come on.
04:51What?
04:51Oh vorne.
05:05Oh my god.
05:06Uh-oh.
05:08Oh.
05:09Oh, fuck.
05:09Oh.
05:10Oh!
05:12Come on.
05:14Piss.
05:22what the fuck
05:34whoa
05:46oh keith sorry i gotta go also why don't all my clothes look like the kardashians furniture huh
05:51who are the kardashians seriously where are you going i took your advice i'm going to see harcourt
05:59what about the jar in it fuck him agreed fuck him fuck that guy
06:17hey before i go pop quiz pop quiz yes can you name the entire address including zip code of
06:23amelia harcourt's workplace what come on this is fun it's not fun it's weird why would i know the
06:29address of argus argus okay second question that counts as right can i borrow the keys to your
06:33truck what kind of fucking pop quiz is this i don't make the rules bro it seems like you very
06:37much do
06:37why are you being so weird just answer the question why don't you drive your fucking peace cycle
06:43that's the correct answer
06:47what the fuck
06:56oh yeah
07:01get up are you ready are you ready for the fire
07:05breathe for your mother when you're caught up in the wire
07:09i feel the power cause you know it's gonna hit you run like a lion if you wanna be the
07:16next
07:17so you think this is amazing you think we don't set it free
07:24we gotta change the name of everything we gotta break the change to live again
07:32we gotta change the name of everything we gotta break it
07:40oh
07:52Peace snaker!
07:54Peace snaker, I love you!
07:56Love you too, little man.
07:57Peace snaker!
07:59I love you!
08:00Peace snaker!
08:01That's a good love.
08:02Peace snaker!
08:09Best dimension ever.
08:12Make it easy!
08:14Aw, shit.
08:21Dude!
08:26Oh, man.
08:30How much did we drink last night?
08:33Shoot.
08:34I need some water.
08:39You drink as much as anyone here.
08:43Aren't you in agony?
08:46Does it help somehow to bitch about it? You want some coffee?
08:49Just water.
08:51Oh!
08:52Oh!
08:58Chris stormed out of here last night.
09:01Did something go down between you two?
09:03No, just Chris being Chris.
09:05I don't mean just last night, but like a couple of weeks ago?
09:10Because you guys were hanging out like a lot and then...
09:17So, did something happen between you two then?
09:22No.
09:23No way.
09:24How would you know?
09:25Uh, because Peacemaker is my best friend and we share everything with each other.
09:29Even all our deepest, darkest secrets.
09:31Like what?
09:32Like, you know, like...
09:35Okay, um, don't make fun of me, but how...
09:40I like spiders.
09:41Peacemaker taught me that that's not something I should be ashamed of.
09:44Along with owls and dolphins and manta rays, they're one of my favorite animals.
09:48And no matter how much I can tell, you're both judging me right now.
09:51I'm not going to be ashamed of that.
09:52So your deep, dark secret is that you dig spiders?
09:56Yes.
09:56I know it makes me ghoulish, but, you know, we all have our faults.
09:59Adrian, how many people have you killed?
10:03I mean, how many is the shit done?
10:05Wait, why are you changing the subject?
10:06Hey, are you wearing my robe?
10:08I know everything there is to know about spiders.
10:10You want to quiz me on some spider facts?
10:12No!
10:12I could probably take a spider test right now and get a professional etymology degree.
10:16Spider test.
10:17Oh!
10:17Crows!
10:18Crows are also one of my favorites.
10:20Adrian, it is too early for this.
10:22You guys aren't on the crow train?
10:23Oh my god, I know so many crow facts.
10:26Do you know they're the only bird to use tools?
10:28No, I didn't.
10:29Yeah.
10:30They can take a paper clip, straighten it out, and then if another crow is being a dick,
10:34he can stab him to death with it.
10:36Crows do that?
10:38I didn't say they do do it.
10:39I said they could.
10:40You know what, Adrian?
10:42No.
10:42What?
10:43John fell asleep in the bathtub last night.
10:45I'm suddenly getting afraid he choked on his own vomit in there.
10:47Fuck!
10:48Why are you just telling me this now?
10:50Why are you encouraging him?
10:52I'm sorry.
10:53I fell face first in the Adrian vortex.
10:57Well, what are you doing?
10:58I'm making sure you're alive.
11:00Why are your fingers in my mouth?
11:02I'm checking for a throw up.
11:04Jesus Christ, dude!
11:06Wait, wait, wait.
11:06So did something happen between Chris and you or no?
11:09Nothing happened.
11:10I'm gonna get some sun.
11:11You coming?
11:15Want to quiz me with some spider facts?
11:38I'm here to see you, Amelia Harcourt.
11:40Mr. Smith, so good to see you.
11:42Hey, what's up?
11:45Old buddy, good to see you again, too.
11:47You keeping our country safe, huh?
11:50Absolutely.
11:51How did Mr. Grant's test turn out?
11:55Very positive.
11:57Well, that's terrible.
11:58Right?
12:00I was hoping it wasn't cancer.
12:04Can you just put your eye there across from the scanner?
12:07Yeah, uh, yes.
12:09Just like this?
12:11It's perfect.
12:22Oh, all set.
12:27Picture me.
12:29Third floor, of course.
12:30Mr. Harcourt will be waiting for you.
12:36He just said you guys went on a party boat a couple weeks ago and you kind of ghosted him
12:43after.
12:43I didn't ghost anyone.
12:45Did something happen?
12:47Where?
12:48On the party boat.
12:50No ads.
12:50I told you, no.
12:53Well...
12:53Well what?
12:54Why not?
12:54Are you kidding me?
12:55No.
12:56Chris, he's nice.
12:57He's funny.
12:58He's got splendid hygiene.
12:59Yeah, other than the eagle shit everywhere.
13:02Other than that, he's super yoked.
13:04Nice jawline.
13:06And he's in love with you.
13:08Shut up.
13:09What?
13:10He's not.
13:11He sat by your bed for five days while you were in a coma, Em.
13:16He wears a fucking clown costume.
13:19Dude.
13:21What?
13:22I'm just saying.
13:23I love you, but you're not exactly the picture of a balanced life.
13:29Alright.
13:30When I first met you, I thought you had it all together.
13:32And I'm not saying you don't come off cool.
13:34You do.
13:34But since really getting to know you, I realized you're more fucked up than anyone I know.
13:39Okay, economists and vigilante?
13:41Well, not them.
13:42But you're a fucking train wreck.
13:45Okay.
13:47What's that?
13:48That's you exploding because you're so fucked up.
13:51Okay.
13:52Your point is taken.
13:53But me and Chris is not a thing.
13:56It's never gonna be a thing.
13:58He know that?
14:19I think I'm gonna dress you like seven more dogs.
14:24This is fucking stupid.
14:25Hey.
14:27What's going on, Chris?
14:29Jesus fucking Christ.
14:31You got like some business or something here?
14:37What's up, Rick?
14:39Just asking you.
14:41How you doing, man?
14:42Chris.
14:43Yeah, I was just asking him what he's doing here.
14:46If he's got like something official or something I should be a part of.
14:49No, Rick.
14:50It's personal.
14:51Personal?
14:52It's friendly.
14:55Chris wanted to talk.
14:57Just wanted to talk, huh?
14:59Yeah.
15:00Like about what, dude?
15:04Hey, Rick.
15:05You just want to let us talk?
15:07Yeah, of course.
15:08You're cool.
15:15Hey.
15:16Hard work.
15:17Oh, hey, Smith.
15:19What, we're calling each other by our last names now?
15:21No, uh, just being funny.
15:24Hilarious.
15:25Sorry.
15:27No.
15:28I'm sorry.
15:29I'm sorry.
15:29I was...
15:30Didn't mean to bust your balls.
15:32So, um, hey.
15:34Hey.
15:35Hey.
15:35Hey.
15:45Oh, my God.
15:47I am so sorry.
15:49He was not supposed to be in today.
15:50A jarhead.
15:51I don't know why you and Keith call him that.
15:53He's Army, not Marines, so not a jarhead.
15:56Yeah.
15:57Right.
15:58Ugh.
16:01Let's just go out.
16:03Okay?
16:04Is that cool?
16:05Sure.
16:06Yeah.
16:07Yeah.
16:07Okay.
16:15Shit.
16:16Shit.
16:17Shit.
16:18Shit.
16:19Pig dust.
16:19Not supposed to be around the corner.
16:21I-I-I-I told you that.
16:23It's...
16:23It's all...
16:25Big problem.
16:27Big problem.
16:39Glad you came.
16:41Me too.
16:45We're both going down at the same time. You know what they call that?
16:48Um...
16:49I don't...
16:50An elevator ride?
16:52Is that what they call it?
16:54Some of the kids do.
16:55How many eyes does a tarantula have?
16:58Trick question.
16:59Eyes, by definition, come in pairs.
17:01So, two.
17:03Tarantulas have eight eyes.
17:05Shit.
17:06You said that so confidently, I had to actually look back at my phone.
17:10Eyes don't always come in pairs.
17:12Right.
17:13I forgot about Martians.
17:14One big eye.
17:15Um, ask me if tarantulas are furry.
17:17I already know they're furry and it's gross.
17:19That's a little harsh.
17:26Fuck.
17:27Who is it?
17:29Hello?
17:30Why didn't you tell us Smith has some kind of super-powered duck?
17:33A meta duck.
17:34He doesn't have a super-powered duck. He's got a regular eagle.
17:38That regular eagle just took down five agents.
17:41One's in the ICU.
17:42Another lost an eye.
17:44Another one needs to have reconstructive facial surgery.
17:47Fuck.
17:48Okay.
17:48I'll be right in.
17:50Make it fast.
17:52He told me duck.
17:53What kind of man takes advantage of another man's bird blindness?
18:01Excuse me.
18:03What was that?
18:04Fucking work.
18:06I gotta go.
18:09What the fuck are my pants?
18:11I washed and folded them and put them on the kitchen counter.
18:15Jesus Christ.
18:16Why would you fucking do them?
18:19Gazing through the window at the world outside
18:25Wondering will mother survive
18:30Hey, they have some pretty good hot dogs over there.
18:32You want a hot dog?
18:33Sure.
18:41Good.
18:42What do you want on here?
18:43Want some mustard?
18:44Actually, you got this?
18:45I got it.
18:46I got it.
18:46I got it.
18:46I got it.
18:46No problem.
18:48Okay.
18:49Oh my God.
18:49Oh my God.
18:50I'm so sorry.
18:51No, no, no.
18:52That's good.
18:52That's good.
18:52I'm gonna take this one.
18:53I like a lot of mustard.
18:54Like a one to one, mustard to hot dog ratio.
18:56Here you go.
18:57This is gonna work for me.
18:58I'm just gonna...
19:00Can I get a straw?
19:05I'm just a dreamer.
19:09I dream my life always.
19:14Oh yeah.
19:17I'm just a dreamer who dreams of paradise.
19:30Your higher power may be God or Jesus Christ.
19:36It doesn't really matter much to me.
19:42Without each other's help there ain't no hope for us.
19:50So, you wanted to talk?
19:53Well yeah, I just wanted to see what's going on.
19:59What's that mean?
20:01You know, see what's happening.
20:05What's happening?
20:09With like you and Rick Flagg or whatever?
20:12I mean, he's a good guy.
20:13He's not gonna fuck around on me.
20:15Oh.
20:17What?
20:19No, um, it's good that he doesn't do that.
20:26You know, I've, um, changed a lot since I last saw you.
20:32Yeah, you seem less arrogant.
20:33Yeah?
20:34Sorry.
20:34I mean, um...
20:36No, no, no, no, no.
20:37Um, I've actually been working on that.
20:40Planning a lot of other stuff.
20:44What?
20:45Like your delts.
20:46I'm just waiting for you to say like your delts.
20:49Always my delts, you know?
20:53But seriously, stuff like how I push people away by being a dick.
21:00And just...
21:01Trauma that I've had with me my whole life that I just...
21:04But to find me.
21:06You know?
21:09What?
21:10You really are different.
21:13I am.
21:17Last night in the texts...
21:20Sorry, I was a little drunk.
21:22Uh, you think?
21:24Sorry.
21:27You said you wanted to explore things?
21:30Yeah.
21:30Yeah.
21:31What did you...
21:32Mean?
21:33Yeah.
21:34Uh, this is what I meant.
21:35This.
21:36Like, to see you.
21:38See if anything was there.
21:40The last thing I need is getting my heart broken again because you're curious, Chris.
21:46Right.
21:48You really hurt me.
21:50I'm sorry.
21:54And if I was ever to reconsider things, I couldn't have somebody fucking around on me all the time.
22:01I wouldn't do that.
22:02Sure.
22:03I'm serious.
22:04Yeah, and I couldn't have someone walking out on me just because they thought I was, like, criticizing their driving
22:09or whatever.
22:10Right.
22:11That's bullshit.
22:13Somebody would really have to fucking commit.
22:18I don't know.
22:18We both have to think about it, you know?
22:21Yeah.
22:22The last thing I need is you being impulsive and saying you want this and then changing your mind three
22:28days later, Chris Smith style.
22:31Okay.
22:33I'll think about it.
22:36I mean, you know, I guess if all those things were in place, we could see where we were.
22:42Yeah.
22:44I...I should give that to...
22:51Jerry!
22:52Fuck!
22:54Hey!
22:55You can't come in here with that stuff.
22:56Stop!
22:57Ah!
23:00Somebody get the fuck out of the floor!
23:04Man sat down on the motherfucking ground!
23:07Man sat down on the motherfucking ground!
23:22You okay?
23:23Yeah.
23:25I am.
23:27You're okay?
23:27Come in!
23:28Please!
23:28Please!
23:30Please!
23:34Oh, Jesus!
23:35Oh, Jesus.
23:38Fucking sons again. They're going to kill more people.
23:41We, the Sons of Liberty, are united in fighting our oppressors.
23:49They have ruled all of us under their corrupt thumb for long enough.
23:55That is why we're going to continue to destroy one governmental agency a week until our demands are met.
24:03Hey, many of you pigs come closer. I swear that someone in here is going to die.
24:11Move quickly, but carefully.
24:14This stuff is dangerous.
24:17Y'all saw what happened to Jerry out there.
24:23Step the fuck back!
24:27I need it right now. Everything you got. Step back, lady.
24:31Argus.
24:32Sorry, ma'am.
24:33What do we know?
24:34A group of them went in, maybe nine or ten, carrying bags.
24:37Could be enough safanolol explosives in them to blow up the whole block.
24:41Safanolol?
24:42Is that a real word?
24:43The same as was used to blow up that housing and development office last week.
24:47Housing and development?
24:48Chris, I think you should stand down. I think you might be having a reaction to the blow.
24:52No, I got a little dizzy. Shaking up. I'm fine.
24:55We got backup on the way, but it's only going to take the Sons of Liberty a few minutes to
24:59set up that bomb.
25:01Chris, where are you going?
25:02I'll be back in a minute. Fine.
25:05You got a way to your roof?
25:06I gotta get these cool little guys out of here, man. Before they blow them all.
25:10Hey, I'm gonna stop that from happening, okay? I gotta get to your roof.
25:35Oh my god.
25:44Did you hear something?
25:45Quit freaking out, dude.
25:47I heard something, though. Upstairs.
25:49You have to go check it out.
25:53That guy's Peacemaker, right?
25:55Yeah.
25:56But he ain't wearing his suit.
25:58No.
26:12Wait.
26:14What happened?
26:25Hey! That's close enough!
26:36Someone here's gonna die!
26:38Just looking for an excuse to kill a state-owned bitch.
26:41So just give it to me!
26:53What the fuck was that?
26:55Brad, you're there.
26:58Jim!
27:01Gary, you better go check that out.
27:20Yeah, I-I don't get it. Everyone seems to be.
27:35Just finish it, let's get the fuck out of here.
27:37Just finish it, let's get the fuck out of here.
27:38Come in.
27:58Hey, Amy.
28:24Where are you, motherfucker?
28:27I'll fucking kill you.
28:51That's all right, let's go.
28:59Let's go.
29:06Shoot me any minute!
29:29Let's go!
29:32Let's go!
29:33What the fuck is this?
29:52What the fuck is this?
30:02We've waited long enough!
30:03We gotta go!
30:04Go!
30:29What the fuck is this?
30:41What the fuck is this?
31:54What the fuck is this?
31:59What the fuck is this?
32:03What the fuck is this?
32:25What the fuck is this?
32:32What the fuck is this?
32:39What the fuck is this?
32:51What the fuck is this?
33:03What the fuck is this?
33:27What the fuck is this?
33:48What the fuck is this?
34:00What the fuck is this?
34:02I mean, I don't say it enough, but you're my brother, and you always will be, no matter what you
34:10do.
34:11You can always tell me what's going on.
34:19I really...
34:23...missed you.
34:27More than you could ever.
34:31You don't kind of miss me, man. I'm right here.
34:34I'm not going anywhere.
34:35I never will go anywhere.
34:39I am now and always will be your big brother.
34:44I love you, buddy.
34:48You did good today.
35:08I love you, buddy.
35:18I love you, buddy.
35:30I love you, buddy.
35:52I love you, buddy.
35:54I love you, buddy.
35:54I love you, buddy.
35:55I love you, buddy.
35:56I love you, buddy.
35:58I love you, buddy.
35:59I love you, buddy.
35:59I love you, buddy.
35:59I love you, buddy.
36:02I'm not for burning
36:04Everything that moves, come on
36:08Anything that breathes
36:10Anything we need makes me strong
36:12Not for tonight
36:14Lost is in the dark, mercy
36:16Heart is in the front
36:17Brain is in the dark
36:19Reward is in the trail
36:22Animal
36:25Haunts my soul
36:27When I fall
36:29It's all of course
36:33It tries to stop
36:37And takes control
36:39That's when I
36:43Be called
36:44Fucking animal
36:46Stop
36:48Na na na na na na na
36:55I'm not for burning
36:58I'm a fucking animal
37:01Yeah
37:02Na na na na na na na
37:08You're a fucking animal
37:20I'm a fucking animal
37:23I'm a fucking animal
37:34Stay wild
37:36Stay wild
37:38Stay wild
37:40um
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