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Phineas And Ferb - Season 5 - Episode 08: Biblio-Blast!
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00:00There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it.
00:06So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it.
00:13Like babies!
00:14Building a rocket or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
00:19Discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a monkey a shower.
00:25Surfin' tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain.
00:29It's over here!
00:30Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister insane!
00:34Phineas!
00:35As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall.
00:39Come on, Perry!
00:40So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:46So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:51Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
01:00Hmm, feels like something is missing.
01:04Buford, what have you done?
01:05You're gonna have to wait for my tell-all memoir, just like everyone else.
01:09What's it for you?
01:10Oh, it's just you.
01:11The more pressing question is, where are Phineas and Ferb?
01:15Wait, what's this button?
01:20Hey gang, Ferb and I are hanging out with Mom this afternoon, so make yourselves at home
01:24till we get back.
01:25In the meantime...
01:26Mater abhors a vacuum.
01:28Feel free to get started without us.
01:30See you soon.
01:31Hologram tricks!
01:32Woo! Opportunity!
01:34We can carpe our own diem.
01:36How about radical barbarian battles!
01:40Origami mech suits?
01:41Anti-gravity water slides?
01:42What about your bread bowl hot tub?
01:44I don't want to stew what just you do.
01:46Well, we have to do something.
01:48We can't have nothing to show for our day when Phineas gets here.
01:51And Ferb?
01:52Yes, and Ferb.
01:54Is there an off-switch?
01:56Hey, where is Perry?
02:03Howdy, Agent P. Doof's been experimenting with recombinant DNA, and it isn't pretty.
02:08Whatever you're thinking it is, it's much worse.
02:12Get over there, ASAP.
02:14Just maybe do it on an empty stomach.
02:18I'm usually here, and Phineas is usually right beside me.
02:21No, this is my spot.
02:23You go just here, and Buford should-
02:25Spread out, you two, spread out.
02:27Right here is where I do my best commenting and quipping.
02:30This could be a chance for me to shine as an individual.
02:33For us to shine, together.
02:34Yes, for us to make me shine, together.
02:37Here, put these on.
02:38They'll help me remember your names while we're working on my invention.
02:41You two keep yapping.
02:42I'm gonna work on my own idea.
02:44Fine, we all built our own thing.
02:46May the best man win.
02:47It is not a contest, Buford.
02:49But I am so going to win.
02:53Yeah!
03:04He bust, or not to bust?
03:07Eh, they're not my brothers, so I'm not sure it'll even count, but...
03:10Maybe if Mom sees this, it'll lend a little credence to all the other things I've told her about.
03:16Yes!
03:17To bust!
03:17It's a little bit gross in here.
03:29Harry the Plotipus!
03:31How nice of you to bug me!
03:33Which is appropriate, because...
03:35Behold!
03:36I have evolved!
03:39Thanks to my pupa invader!
03:41See, I saw this documentary on how butterflies evolve from the pupa, and they get their wings and become their
03:48best selves!
03:49So I made myself a pupa-nator, so I can become my best self!
03:53And therefore, take over the tri-stage area!
03:57What?
03:57What?
03:58What?
03:58It's not good?
03:58It's...
03:59It's no boy or what?
04:00I guess I haven't looked at myself in the mirror.
04:02Let me...
04:03Oh!
04:03Oh, man!
04:04I'm not a beautiful butterfly at all!
04:06I'm a big, gross, buff thingy!
04:09Well, I guess that explains a strange urge to eat clothes.
04:13Maybe I should just turn myself back into a...
04:15Wait, wait, wait!
04:16Or...
04:16Go with me here, and make everyone else a moth!
04:20Plus, you know, like in a city of man, I'm like a Thor at best.
04:24But in a city of mothmans, who knows?
04:26I can be like a...
04:27Like a Sith!
04:28Let's find out!
04:30Huh?
04:35Mmm!
04:36Mmm!
04:37Oh, sad, live, and delicious!
04:39I'm gonna be in my closet looking for more hats!
04:42Your hat, Agent P!
04:44If the microchip in your fedora has been damaged, our entire security system could be compromised!
04:49You must report immediately to the Alka Haberdasher and get a new hat with a new chip!
04:53Oh, Agent P, be careful!
04:56We'll text you the coordinates.
04:57Parry the platypus!
04:59More hats!
05:01Your mouth means more hats!
05:03Mom, pick up, mom, pick up, mom, pick up, mom, pick up...
05:05Linda Flynn Fletcher's phone, Phineas speaking.
05:08Gah! Phineas!
05:09Uh, please tell mom there's, uh, something really cool in the backyard she needs to come and see.
05:13Really?
05:13Oh, yes!
05:14Valjeet, Isabella, and Buford have been busy little bees!
05:17Yes!
05:17Good for them!
05:18Mom, let's head home!
05:20Candace wants us to see something!
05:21Yee!
05:22If I had a nickel for every time Candace promised to show me something and nothing was there,
05:26I'd have $5.20, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened 104 times, right?
05:37Unauthorized attire.
05:39Unauthorized attire.
05:39Uh, uh, uh, uh...
06:00Uh...
06:00Ah!
06:01Is it P?
06:01In my shop?
06:03Is it my birthday?
06:05Trapdoors and birthdays are so hard to keep track of, don't you find?
06:09Good gracious, your hat!
06:11Looks like something took a bite out of it.
06:14That explains the security bots mistaking you for a threat.
06:17I have to admit, seeing you in action back there with all the flipping and the platypussing, wow, just great!
06:23I've often fantasized about being in the field, you know.
06:25Seeing some action, I don't get out much.
06:29No time for sunlight, really, hats to sew, weapons to build.
06:32Evil doesn't rest and neither do we, right?
06:35Ooh, listen to me, rambling on.
06:38We must get you a new hat! This way!
06:41Oh, you found the trapdoor, clever. I'll take the stairs.
06:45Well, there they are.
06:47Yep, there they are.
06:49Hmm, how do I put this delicately? It's not our best work.
06:53Not even our second best.
06:55We can't show these to Phineas.
06:57And Ferb. Wait, this is going to sound crazy, but what if we combine our efforts?
07:02That's crazy! So crazy, it just might work.
07:12Let's see if we can find you the perfect replacement hat.
07:15I mean, sure, but don't you think it's time for an upgrade?
07:19Ooh, my latest model, teleportation hat.
07:22Takes you anywhere you want to go.
07:25Hugely experimental.
07:26I have so many others to choose from.
07:29Would you like a bowler? Would you like a fez?
07:31A date night cat that can remember everything she says.
07:34A visor that can sniff out trouble, boil tea and blow a bubble.
07:38I have a hat for that.
07:41Would you prefer a top hat that can shoot out flames?
07:44A sombrero with a periscope could help you with your aim.
07:47A French beret that really slays. It comes in blues and blacks and greys.
07:50I have a hat for that.
07:53A boater with a narrow brim that sprays out gas.
07:56Very grim.
07:56A beanie with a map for the Explorer.
07:59A driving cab for getaways that navigates the motorways.
08:03But you look like a fan of the fedora.
08:08Whatever kind of headgear you've been dreaming of.
08:11I have the latest this and that and all of the above.
08:15A topper that is trim and proper for my number one crime stopper.
08:18I have a hat for that.
08:21Yes, I have a hat for that.
08:27Oh, but I don't do shoes. That's two doors down.
08:29You get the idea.
08:31But behind this garden agent P, oh ho ho, is my masterpiece.
08:35Allow me to present...
08:37The plant is delicious, by the way.
08:40Oh, doofenshmirtz.
08:41But why does he look like that? And how did he get in? And what...
08:44I see. He ate your hat.
08:47He must have swallowed the security chip. That's how he got inside.
08:52My hat's mine.
08:54Oh, now this is exciting.
08:59That's my touchdown, copper.
09:04Gives new meaning to the term bug spray.
09:13Try this one.
09:16I don't remember designing that one.
09:18Okay then, I'm all out of pads.
09:20What are we gonna do, Agent P?
09:26Agent P?
09:30Wow!
09:31That is amazing!
09:34Yeah! Who would have thought that three completely disparate elements would go together so seamlessly?
09:38I would have.
09:39Yeah, but you didn't.
09:40I can't wait for Phineas to see it.
09:42And Ferb.
09:43And Ferb.
09:44They are going to be so proud of us.
09:46Oh, let's throw a tap over it. You know, for the big reveal.
09:50I think I hear their car.
09:52Mom! Mom! Mom!
09:53Phineas! Phineas! Phineas! Phineas! Phineas!
09:55Come on! Come on! Come on!
09:57I guess there's no more hats to eat.
09:59Hot maker will go.
10:01You should wait for Agent P.
10:03I'm not really much of an action guy, no.
10:17Oh!
10:19Well, that was weird.
10:21Look, look, look!
10:22Look, look, look!
10:27I'm just gonna add that to my tab.
10:29Cha-ching!
10:31Nobody thought to take a picture!
10:42Oh, great!
10:44Ah!
10:44Great instinct turning me back into a human, Perry the Platypus.
10:47And frankly, preferable to that whole
10:49make everyone else into Mothman's thing.
10:52Cause, you know, reasons.
10:56Thank you, Perry the Platypus!
10:59That's plenty of action for one day.
11:02Better to leave the field work to the field agents
11:04and the hat maker to his hat.
11:06If it ain't broken, no need to fix it.
11:09Speaking of broken,
11:10looks like it's time for a change of scenery.
11:13Can't have Heinz doofenshmirtz
11:14with intimate knowledge of our location now, can we?
11:24Be seeing you, Agent P.
11:26Ooh-hoo! Happy birthday!
11:39Oh, why did I think that would taste good?
11:46Hey, guys! Whatcha doin'?
11:49Hey, Isabella!
11:49Just reading some of the old space adventure issues.
11:52Upside down?
11:53Issue 98.
11:54The crew ends up on a planet with reverse gravity.
11:57Hey, Buford!
11:57Where's Valjeet?
11:58What?
11:59You think I keep a detailed schedule of everything he does?
12:04All right, fine.
12:06Let's see.
12:06Tuesday, 9 a.m.
12:08Phineas and Ferb's backyard.
12:10He's late, but it's on here!
12:12Please help!
12:13The situation I'm in is quite dire!
12:15What is it, Valjeet?
12:17There is a new space adventure movie filming in Danville,
12:20the Nambrak Necroslug,
12:21and I have been invited to audition!
12:23How'd you land that?
12:25By chance.
12:25I ran into the director, Katherine Marshall,
12:27and she thought I would fit a particular role,
12:30a character called Xterra.
12:32He sounds awesome.
12:34Yes, he does!
12:35But there is still one problem.
12:38I do not know how to act.
12:40I have a hard time pretending.
12:42What if we help set the scene for you?
12:44Isabella, that's it!
12:46If we bring the ice jungles of Nambrak to life,
12:48Valjeet won't have to pretend.
12:50He can experience it for real!
12:52I know what we're gonna do today!
12:55No better way to listen to the Lumberzacks than on repeat.
13:12Can I say I'm a trial expert?
13:13Come on, ladies!
13:15Those prop design patches won't earn themselves!
13:17And why is the effort doing this?
13:19You can use it for your audition,
13:20and I can use it for my reel!
13:22Thanks, Shane!
13:23That just doesn't explain how you got an assistant!
13:25Hey, where's Perry?
13:41Fine glass delivery for P. Platypus!
13:51Hello there, Agent P.
13:53Doofenshmirtz's brother, Roger,
13:54is having another commemorative statue of himself.
13:57If I had a nickel for every time, that's happened.
13:59You'd have two nickels, sir.
14:01Yes, yes, I know how it goes, Carl.
14:03Anywho, the mayor is the public place of Danville.
14:06Do not let Doofenshmirtz ruin the ceremony!
14:10Doofenshmirtz Sable Incorporated!
14:14Ah, Perry the Platypus! Come in, come in!
14:17I consider you a VIP.
14:18A very important platypus.
14:22Ah-ha!
14:23And now you're imprisoned by your own celebrity!
14:26Now, I suppose you're wondering why I have this large,
14:29paper-mache version of my own head.
14:32Don't worry, it will come into play soon.
14:33You see, ever since I was little,
14:35people have always forgotten my face.
14:37I was even voted least recognizable in high school.
14:40Look, that's not even me!
14:42It's a trophic cone with a dent in it!
14:44I mean...
14:45I don't think that's me.
14:47On the other hand,
14:48Roger has the most recognizable face in all of Danville.
14:51He's got that je ne sais quoi.
14:53And I would-
14:53No, I minored in saquois.
14:54Let's do this beholding al fresco, shall we?
14:57Behold my defasinator!
14:59One blast,
15:00and your face becomes incredibly forgettable.
15:04Once I zap Roger,
15:05nobody will recognize him,
15:07and his unveiling will be a failing!
15:10You know, I-I'm gonna switch it back.
15:12This is too disturbing.
15:14There you go, paper-mache me.
15:15Don't let anybody tell you you look like a traffic cone.
15:19All right, crew.
15:20A new day, a new adventure.
15:22A space adventure!
15:25You know, I can see these vines are just painted ropes.
15:28How can I act with this?
15:29You might be overthinking it.
15:31Yeah, it's just that-
15:33Well, that is a tuba.
15:34That is a chair.
15:35That one over there is Beaufort covered in hair.
15:38This is a toy.
15:39This is a styrofoam prop.
15:40And this is a beautifully rendered backdrop.
15:43The garden gnome has been sprayed with comb.
15:46What?
15:46I recognize it from your home.
15:48It is hard for me to make believe
15:50when that alien has corn-chipped meat.
15:53We're not asking you to break from reality
15:55or abandon practicality.
15:58Just go with the motif.
16:00Go with the motif.
16:01Suspend your disbelief.
16:03Suspend your disbelief.
16:05Suspend your disbelief.
16:05I am trying!
16:06Suspend your disbelief.
16:07That is catch up on your team.
16:09Suspend your disbelief.
16:11Suspend your disbelief.
16:11Oh my goodness!
16:12Is this Candace's bed?
16:14How did you get it down the stairs?
16:16Suspend your disbelief.
16:18Huh.
16:19Now she's really struggling to get into his character.
16:21What else could we do to help?
16:22Wait!
16:23I've got an idea!
16:24Release the Necro-slug!
16:28The Namrake Necro-slug!
16:33You know I can tell this is an animatronic, right?
16:36Just go along with it.
16:38If you want people to believe your performance,
16:40you've got to believe in it yourself.
16:42Captain Dirk!
16:43The Necro-slug seems to have spotted us!
16:45Perhaps we should flee before it hunts us down!
16:51Okay, let's try turning the aggression up.
16:54Buford, bump it up to a seven.
16:59Okay!
17:00I put it on eleven!
17:01No, we said seven, not eleven!
17:04We've never even tested that level of aggression!
17:11It's gonna hate us all!
17:12Oh!
17:13Do not be so overdramatic!
17:15Here's your copy, sir!
17:18See?
17:19It only ate Shane.
17:20But to be fair, it might not be finished yet!
17:23Okay, new plan.
17:24Run!
17:25Run!
17:26Run!
17:28Okay, Roger.
17:29Prepare to lose space!
17:42I think we lost it!
17:48Hey!
17:49What happened to Ferb?
17:50Who's this guy?
17:51I am Ferb.
17:52Dude, whoever you are, that's a great impression.
17:54But where did Ferb go?
17:55I should really build an auto-aiminator because I cannot hit the broad side of a bomb.
18:01Hello?
18:02Can we discuss the bigger problem?
18:04And by bigger problem, I mean the Berserk Necro Slug that is on the loose!
18:11Run again!
18:14How do we stop it?
18:16There's a controlled doohickey on its head!
18:18If we smash it, there should be lights out for the big guy!
18:20Falshi, you and Isabella distract the Necro Slug!
18:23This guy and I can use these vines to make a trap!
18:26Buford can smash the doohickey!
18:28And here it is, just like I told you!
18:30I found your ice jungle, Ms. Marshall!
18:32You know what? This is great.
18:33You know, it's starting to make me think that maybe the Tri-State Area has more to offer than just
18:37tax credits.
18:40Guys, out of time! How's the net?
18:43I'm not sure it'll hold.
18:44It better! Always get in a VIP tour or let Necro Slug's bowels!
18:48I think perhaps you're using the term VIP incorrectly.
18:52Come on, Bosey!
18:53Buford, now!
18:55I'm ready for my close-up!
19:00Man down! Me!
19:01Buford!
19:06The net won't hold!
19:09Ah!
19:11Ah!
19:11Xterra, you're our only hope!
19:13Oh no!
19:15Ah!
19:17Ah!
19:20Ah!
19:22The lock-up slug bomb is with me!
19:26Ah!
19:28Ah!
19:30Ah!
19:31What was that?
19:35Mom! Mom!
19:36Alien jungle!
19:37Giant slug!
19:38Bop! Alien jungle!
19:39Giant slug!
19:40Bop! Bop!
19:44It's two games here, the planibus!
19:49Presenting the face of Danville!
19:52Ha ha!
19:53Roger's statue still got messed up!
19:55I'm gonna call that a win!
19:56It's so simple, like it could represent any one of us!
19:59It's just like humble old Roger to make his statue about celebrating the common man!
20:03Oh yes!
20:04Exactly as I intended!
20:06We're all the things at Danville!
20:08Wait, could I just help Roger's reputation?
20:10I cannot do it!
20:11I can still undo it!
20:13Oh!
20:14Now I have to clean this all up!
20:16You couldn't just hit the self-destruct button!
20:18That would have been better!
20:19Ha ha ha!
20:20I have conquered the great beast!
20:22I.
20:23Am.
20:24Xterra!
20:25And!
20:26Got!
20:27Good work today, Sluggy!
20:28Wait, Sluggy?
20:30Sorry, Baljeet, but we had to keep it a secret to get you into character.
20:33You were all acting?
20:35This was all staged?
20:36It was Buford's idea!
20:37He knew if you believed the situation was real, you'd believe in yourself!
20:41I knew you'd rise to the occasion, pal!
20:43You just needed a little push!
20:45Help!
20:45Ah, right.
20:46That one was for me.
20:47Ha!
20:48Deception aside, my confidence is at an all-time high.
20:51Xterra fears nothing!
20:54Ha!
20:55It's Baljeet, right?
20:56Renowned director Catherine Marshall?
20:59That was simply incredible.
21:01I mean, it's like watching a true star in the making.
21:04Am I right?
21:05So, I get the part.
21:07I get to be Xterra.
21:09Xterra?
21:10Um, oh, this is a typo.
21:12We were looking for extras.
21:14You know, for background work.
21:16When I saw you in town, I was just amazed how well you just blended into the background.
21:21But then, that heroic image of you?
21:23I just can't get it out of my head.
21:25I can't hire you as an extra now.
21:26And we already hired all the leads, so I don't think I can use you anymore.
21:30All of that work and all in vain.
21:33If only there was some way to go back to being forgettable.
21:37What am I supposed to do with this?
21:42Oh, there you are, Ferb.
21:43Ugh, that other guy talked too much.
21:46You know, if I am good enough to impress THE Catherine Marshall,
21:50maybe my acting talents are worth cultivating.
21:52Maybe I should take a class, Buford.
21:55Already ahead of you.
21:56Yeah, he's free Wednesday at 8.
21:58Oh, by the way, this set is incredible.
22:01Would it happen to be for sale?
22:03Well, no, but you can just have it.
22:06Mom, come to the backyard.
22:07The boys are at it again.
22:09At this point, I should just have Buford add this to my schedule.
22:12Come on, come on, come on!
22:13Ah!
22:14Hurry, hurry, hurry!
22:15Wait till you see it!
22:16Come on, come on, come on, come on!
22:18Oh!
22:19What?!
22:20Anybody needs me, then I'll be on the couch.
22:22Hey, does anybody see it, Shane?
22:24Hello?
22:25Mr. Buford?
22:26I'm still in the slug!
22:29Would you prefer a top hat that can shoot out flames?
22:32A sombrero with a periscope could help you with your aim.
22:36A French parade that really slays that comes in blues and blacks and grays.
22:39I have a hat for that!
22:42A boater with a narrow brim that sprays our guests.
22:45Very grim.
22:45A beanie with a map for the Explorer.
22:48A driving cat for getaways that navigates the motorways.
22:51But you look like a fan of the fedora.
22:56If it ain't broken, no need to fix it!
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