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Phineas And Ferb - Season 5 - Episode 28-29: Space Adventure-Droogenfest
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00:00There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
00:02And school comes along just to end it
00:05So the annual problem for our generation
00:08Is finding a good way to spend it
00:11Like maybe
00:13Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
00:15Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
00:18Discovering something that doesn't exist
00:20Or giving a monkey a shower
00:23Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots
00:26Or locating Frankenstein's brain
00:28It's over here!
00:29Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent
00:31Or driving our sister insane
00:33Phineas!
00:34As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff
00:36To do before school starts this fall
00:38Come on, Perry!
00:39So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb
00:42Are gonna do it all!
00:45So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb
00:47Are gonna do it all!
00:50Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
00:59Hello, Buford!
01:00I hear you are under the weather
01:01And I have just the thing to cheer you up!
01:05Not that lame sci-fi show you obsess over!
01:08Space adventure?
01:09It got me through hoof and mouth disease!
01:11And I have already downloaded my favorite episode!
01:14Heart pass!
01:15I'd rather wallow in misery!
01:16Too bad! You are a captive audience and cannot leave!
01:19Here it goes!
01:20Diary of Captain Dirk Mortensen
01:22I'm taking the USS Minotaur into the evil Honey Badger Empire
01:25To steal the plans of their latest space station
01:27The dreaded Spiky Ring
01:29Status report, Navigator...
01:31Uh...
01:31Cadet Sophia Sharkboard, Captain
01:33Right! Welcome aboard!
01:35You've met everyone?
01:36Second in command, the fierce and determined Lieutenant Zarna
01:38Nosh, the 17th best pilot in the galaxy
01:40Oh, right, 19th
01:43And there's our security officer, Lamont
01:44Master of the profound mystical arts of...
01:47Softbomb's luck
01:48Nice to meet you, but this is a mistake
01:51I'm just an intern, I shouldn't be navigating
01:53Calm down, noob
01:54You got decent grades and we need a navigator
01:56Case closed
01:56Now, status report, noobie navigator
01:59Uh, we're approaching the Honey Badger home planet
02:04Deploy the harmless asteroid camouflage
02:10We'll take a shuttle and sneak aboard the command station
02:13Where they keep their secret plans
02:15Nosh, Zarna, Lamont, you're with me
02:16In PSL-4, you're in charge
02:45Okay, only one officer between us and the plans
02:47We've got to take him out quietly
02:50Zarna, Zarna, not, not again
02:53Three times since we snuck aboard is enough
02:55Plus, I think you enjoy it a little too much
02:56I enjoy it just enough, thank you
02:59You have a problem
03:00Lamont, try using those powers of yours to knock him out with something
03:02I don't think I can, sir
03:04You can't do it
03:11My stall!
03:12What the?
03:14Thank goodness for my patented mortens and chop
03:16I'm in, accessing plans
03:18Captain, their first target is listed here
03:20It's Earth
03:22Earth? Again?
03:23Of all the planets in the galaxy, of which there are many
03:26Why is it always Earth?
03:27Okay, we've got to give these plans to space fleet
03:29So they can find the weakness and stop that spike
03:30Let's go!
03:31Hey!
03:32You janitors aren't supposed to be in here!
03:35Go ahead
03:43Numi Navigator, any sign they've detected the Minotaur?
03:46None, sir
03:46Set a course for Earth
03:47Oh, I just thought of something really cool we could do right now
03:54Not that
03:55Execute the galaxy famous Mortensen Victory Flyby
04:02We've got your plans, bite me honey badgers
04:07Wait, they got away undetected? Why would he come back like that?
04:10Because it was cool
04:15I think we lost the honey badgers
04:16Mission accomplished
04:17Was that really necessary?
04:20You're not still carrying on about the Mortensen Victory Flyby, are you?
04:23You know us Earthmen
04:24We've got to celebrate life's wins
04:29Lamont, can you sense if the honey badger
04:31Ah! Hey!
04:32I thought we talked about you keeping those rocks on the bridge
04:34I'm sorry, sir
04:35I'm still learning the ways of sloughbomb's luck
04:37Okay, okay, okay
04:38See if you can use that sloughbomb's luck of yours
04:40To detect the honey badger's fleet out there
04:42I will try, sir
04:43Why not use the ship's sensors?
04:45Lieutenant Zarna
04:46Sloughbomb's luck
04:47Is a power that goes back to when the universe was young
04:50We can't turn our backs on the...
04:51Already picking up the incoming honey badger fleet
04:54Do you sense the honey badger fleet?
04:55No
04:56Sensors read 20 honey badger ships
04:58I am sensing evil
05:00But the universe is a dangerous place, Captain
05:02And I kind of sense evil all the time
05:04Now
05:06Sir, I'm sensing the honey badger fleet approaching
05:09Nice work, Lamont
05:10Captain Dirk Mortensen
05:15Lamont!
05:16Oh, sorry, sir
05:16He's not here in the room
05:18Commander Erg
05:19What can I do for you?
05:20Captain
05:21Your crazy maneuvers scared the distance out of our text
05:24I should blow your ship to bits
05:26But I'll cancel that
05:27And the spike launch
05:29If you just apologize
05:31Commander Erg
05:32You don't apologize for doing something cool?
05:35Mortensen, you fool
05:36You have 49 seconds to reconsider apologizing
05:39While we're blowing your ship to bits
05:41Not gonna happen
05:41Captain
05:42Captain, couldn't we try firing all our space torpedoes and take our chances escaping?
05:47Now
05:47We could fire all our space torpedoes
05:49But their shielding is too strong
05:51It would only anger them
05:52Nosh, did you fire all our space torpedoes at them?
05:57Nosh, did you?
05:59It says here we have zero torpedoes left
06:03No, Nosh
06:04I don't think we forgot to bring torpedoes on the mission
06:10That's what you get for firing on us, Captain
06:12Now prepare to be destroyed
06:13You may have 49 seconds to say goodbye to your crew
06:17Or maybe you could just say sorry to these two
06:20And we can forget the whole thing
06:22Not gonna happen
06:23We've got to get these plans to Earth
06:25Chief Engineer Hondu
06:26Entrance status
06:27I'm doing what I can to repair them
06:29But that last sonic blast damaged our engines
06:31We won't outrun them
06:32Then we'll have to escape using a course so dangerous
06:34The honey badger fleet wouldn't dare follow
06:36Noobie Navigator
06:37Set course 2349-23
06:41But Captain, that will take us straight through
06:43That's right, Noobie Navigator
06:44The giant space worm's nebula
06:48Nosh, full engines
06:49Go
06:59The honey badgers are slowing down
07:08Captain, I'm counting
07:09A lot of giant space worms
07:11We are sure to be eaten
07:12If we hold a steady course
07:14We might slide through unnoticed
07:22Captain, can we use the laser cannons on it
07:24The outer layer of the worm is too strong
07:26The only things effective against them are
07:28Space torpedoes
07:30The mod, could you use your sloughbomb's luck telepathy
07:33To tell the space worm we mean no harm
07:34I will try, sir
07:37My king
07:39Contact
07:44Oops
07:45Whoops
07:45Well, it might have heard me think
07:47That it should not eat the ship
07:48Ah, because it's already too fat
07:54I'm so very sorry, Captain
07:55I just
07:56Master, when will I learn to control my thoughts?
07:59Lamont, I thought we talked about having space ghosts on my bridge
08:01We're gonna have to escape using a course so dangerous
08:04The honey badger fleet and space worms wouldn't dare follow
08:06Noobie Navigator
08:07Set course 2342-27
08:09But Captain, that will take us straight through
08:12That's right, newbie navigator
08:13The giant razor crystal asteroids with volcanoes nebula
08:21The honey badgers and space worms are slowing down, Captain
08:30Look, Captain
08:32It's some kind of hidden city
08:34My word, it's the Marlorian ambush
08:40No, no, no, no, stop firing, stop
08:42Ambush is the Marlorian word for hidden city
08:45The Marlorians are mostly harmless
08:46Captain, I'm reading 50 Marlorian warships powering up engines
08:49Mostly
08:56For 5 more minutes, don't push your luck or it'll be 10
09:00I sure hope the Scorpion collective doesn't learn of this
09:02Why not, Captain?
09:03They hate the Marlorians and vowed to be the ones to destroy them
09:06If they even heard that we shot at them
09:08It would be...
09:09Picking up the entire Scorpion collective fleet
09:11Heading straight at us
09:12How could they even...
09:13Better look at this, Captain
09:14Feeling sad on a time-off or firing on a Marlorian hidden city?
09:18Gnosh!
09:22Okay, we're gonna have to plot a course so doubly insane dangerous
09:26That none of them would dare follow us
09:28Newbie navigator
09:29New course
09:324754.11
09:33Uh, Captain
09:34I'm not really familiar with that course
09:36That's right, Newbie navigator
09:38The Carlarian nebula of 17 suns and 14 black holes
09:43If we fly through at the precise course
09:45The immense gravitational forces should accelerate us beyond light speed 12
09:48And shoot us straight for Earth
09:49This is going to be a super duper crazy maneuver
09:53Raise the ultimate control stick
09:58You can tell it's a really good one because it has a light inside
10:01Okay
10:06Gravitational force is going fast when we're back
10:10No, this might have been a mistake
10:21We're through, sir
10:22Traveling at light speed 22 on our way to Earth
10:24This is Captain Dirk Mortensen calling lunar landing control
10:27Request to land
10:28Let me guess, coming in hot?
10:30Coming in hot
10:44Another successful mission
10:45Any sign of our pursuers?
10:47What's left of the sensors say there's something big coming in
10:51Looks like the gravitational pull of that last nebula
10:54Coalesced our pursuers into a
10:55What would you call that shape?
10:56A giant spike
11:02Okay, maybe the Mortensen victory flyby wasn't a good idea
11:07Space adventure
11:08Wait a minute!
11:10What happened to that spiky thing?
11:11What happened to the Earth?
11:12All will be answered in the next episode
11:14Okay, okay
11:16Okay, okay
11:16You're strong and cocky and dominating like Captain Dirk
11:19Just play the next one, please
11:21As you wish
11:25Space adventure is calling you
11:28So put on your space face and make your way to the star
11:34On our space adventure
11:37It's an adventure in space
11:47The origins of this festival are from an era feudal
11:51Transactions practiced in the past were painful, gross and brutal
11:54But now it's mostly baking, that's the whole key to the caboodle
11:57So sit back down and have yourself a plate of droog and strungball
12:00The emissaries will be here to put it to the test
12:04And droog and can be difficult to cook and to digest
12:07But if our recipe is flawless
12:08Then they're bound to be impressed
12:10Here at droog and droog and droog and droog and droog and droog and fest
12:20Okay, listen up, ladies.
12:22The mayor has passed us, Troop 46231,
12:25with making the official Droogen strudel for the tasting today.
12:28The key to making Droogen strudel
12:30is the raisin-like dried dunkelberries called the Droogen.
12:33Now, there are going to be actual
12:35Truzelstinian emissaries here at the fair.
12:37And these emissaries are real sticklers
12:39about their Droogen strudel, so no distractions.
12:42Every fiber of our full attention
12:44must be laser-focused on this task.
12:47I wonder what Phineas and Ferber are up to.
12:48I present to you the world's largest dunkelberry.
12:53Wow! I never thought the process of growing a berry that big
12:56would be so disgusting!
12:57Mom!
12:59The Droogen folks will love it.
13:01Now we just have to get it there.
13:03It seems too heavy for an airlift.
13:05Perhaps if we had two trucks attached side by side.
13:08Or we could just roll it there.
13:10Now those are some transportation logistics
13:12that I can get behind.
13:15Oh! Two trucks attached side by side.
13:18How foolish could I be?
13:20Hey! Where's Perry?
13:22Come on, come on, come on!
13:24And back in the house we go.
13:32Agent P, Doofenshmirtz has been spotted at Droogenfest.
13:36He's probably just there to celebrate.
13:38Or he could try and interfere with the Droogen strudel tasting.
13:41Our entire economy depends on establishing trade
13:44with the Drusselstynians!
13:45Seriously?
13:46Yes! If anything goes wrong, the Tri-State Area may have to sell off
13:49one of the State Areas!
13:51Leaving just a Bi-State Area?
13:53Oh! What are you waiting for, Agent P? Go after him!
13:58Do you know how bad it looks when you know something that I don't?
14:04Now, Carl, where did I put my keys?
14:07I don't know.
14:09Looks great, ladies!
14:11Everything's going without a hitch!
14:13I-I-I-I-I'm Zasustinian! I deserve to be here!
14:16And that sounds like a hitch waiting to happen!
14:19Pacing room is for bakers and emitteries only!
14:21I'm just here to...to help! Yeah, help!
14:24Definitely not evil!
14:25What are you doing here, Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
14:27Um, have we met?
14:30Yes.
14:31Wait, wait, I got it! I got it! Are you my dentist?
14:34What? No! You seriously don't remember me?
14:36We borrowed your spaceship and traversed an alien planet?
14:39First of all, it's a galactic travel-inator, not a spaceship!
14:43We even did that whole song sequence together!
14:45Oh, did it go a little something like...
14:48A dump!
14:48Yes!
14:49A dump doesn't ring a bell!
14:51Ah! The emissaries are here!
14:52Mitzi!
14:54You! Leave now!
14:55And I wanted to help with the baking process!
14:58No thanks!
14:59This baking patch ain't for nothing!
15:01This is perfect place for festival, yeah?
15:03Which is very disappointing, hmm?
15:06All festivals in Drusosteen are set four miles west of the perfect place to put them.
15:11Hmm, shriveled man, not shriveled enough.
15:13And where Droogie? Dancing mascot? I prepare for meet and greet!
15:18Well, I think you're going to love the Droogenstrudel we made!
15:22I fast for weeks for this tasting of Droogenstrudel.
15:26I miss my child's birthday for this.
15:28I miss my own wedding!
15:30You got this, Isabella!
15:34Turn coming!
15:35Everybody lean left!
15:36You're left with Doogoo Berry left!
15:38That is the same direction!
15:40You should have been more clear!
15:42No, no, Pupert!
15:43Ugh, looks like we're taking the scenic route!
15:46Yeah!
15:47Doogoo Berry right!
15:48Stop fighting!
15:50Ah, Perry the philanthropus here just in time!
15:52Let's squeeze in a quick ride while I'm on a lot.
15:55Oh, pull on the yellow tab.
15:56Ha ha, you're trapped!
15:58Anyway, you know that feeling when you think you're biting into a delicious gooey chocolate chip cookie,
16:03but it's actually a gross oatmeal raisin cookie instead?
16:06That's how I feel about Droogen's!
16:08Seriously, Droogen's have a very discouraging flavor.
16:12I left Druselsteen just to get away from that stuff.
16:15My tragic childhood and all those back stories, I can pull up with that stuff,
16:19but Droogen's, that is where I draw the line.
16:22But I digress.
16:23Every day I digress.
16:24I go off topic and just ramble.
16:26Look, look, look, I'm doing it right now!
16:28Right now I'm digressing.
16:30Anyway, behold, my Droogen chocolate swappinator!
16:35With this, I'll swap out all the Droogans in a one mile radius for chocolate.
16:39Then all those little Droogen lovers will finally know my pa-
16:43Well, how would I say, tampering with the yellow tab is a safety violation!
16:48Okay, this Droogenstrudel is going to knock your rockin' hozin' off!
16:54Taste my bitter, soft, chocolatey rum!
17:05Ooh, wait, wait, wait!
17:06These Droogans look awfully chocolatey.
17:08Does that mean-
17:09Mmm!
17:10Mmm!
17:11Ow, ow!
17:12Oh, the shriveled man is chocolate!
17:14The Droogen's are gone!
17:16My-
17:16My plan worked!
17:18Whoa!
17:18What is this weird feeling?
17:20Is this getting a win?
17:22Cause I can get used to this!
17:28What went wrong?
17:30It tastes like chocolate.
17:32It's not dry or discouraging at all.
17:35Where are the Droogans?
17:36The Droogans.
17:37No contract for you.
17:38We return to Drusselstein.
17:40Hey, that's our stuff!
17:41You waste our time, we take your stuff.
17:44Mm-hmm.
17:44But we followed the recipe to a T.
17:46What went wrong?
17:48It worked, Perry the Platypus!
17:49It worked!
17:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sad to report that our trade agreement with Drusselstein has failed.
17:58It looks like we'll have to sell off one of our state areas.
18:01Now it's time to panic.
18:03Sell a state area?
18:05That just leaves a bi-state area.
18:07I'm not taking over some lousy bi-state area.
18:10Ugh!
18:11Please don't cancel the contract!
18:13You're making a big mistake!
18:14No Droogenstrudel, no contract.
18:16Urgh!
18:17This is all your fault!
18:18If you hadn't broken my innator, I could reverse all this!
18:21Listen, I'm gonna go try to fix the Droogenstrudel.
18:23You go stall those emissaries.
18:30You two?
18:31So it wasn't just me.
18:33All the Droogens in the festival are now chocolate!
18:36Chocolate?
18:36This is a lot less discouraging.
18:38Hey, dentist girl!
18:40I don't know what you want, but I don't have time.
18:42I'm not here to beef.
18:43We need new strudel, and I'm here to help.
18:45Help?
18:46You?
18:47You couldn't even remember who I am.
18:49I remembered who you were, but I pretended not to,
18:51because last time we worked together, you showed me up a little.
18:54But right now, you are the only one who can make a good Droogenstrudel,
18:58so will you work with me for the good of the Tri-State area, please?
19:03Okay, but if we're doing this, we're doing it Issa style.
19:06We're making the ultimate Droogenstrudel,
19:09the biggest one they've ever seen!
19:11Ooh, it sounds like you're going to need a big oven!
19:14I can take care of that!
19:15Now we just need Droogens, but they've all turned to chocolate.
19:18Did somebody say Droogens?
19:20We got this big Doogleberry!
19:22And we saw what happened at the festival.
19:24Uh, we could build a device to concentrate sunlight
19:27and dry the Dunkelberry instantly!
19:29Perfect! Come on, girls!
19:30And pharmacists!
19:31Hey!
19:32We've got some Droogenstrudel to bake!
19:55The song montage is taking longer than I thought!
19:58I hope those emissaries haven't left yet!
20:00Yup! Prepare to depart!
20:03Wait! It cannot be!
20:04Droogie! The dancing Droogen!
20:07His dry, discouraging acting sin delighted me since I was a wee child!
20:12Hmm... Let us hold briefly to enjoy this marvel.
20:18How's it coming, Phineas?
20:20World's largest Droogen! Coming right up!
20:26Ready to jackhammer!
20:29Ready to jackhammer!
20:33Nice! Now to get it toasted!
20:35Here goes nothing!
20:37Is this what eating feels like?
20:39Ding! Now I have experienced the whole cycle of digestion!
20:43It looks good, but will it hold up to the taste test?
20:49Oh, no!
20:51No, it's authentic. I just still hate Droogen.
20:53I seriously hope I never have to work with you ever again.
20:56Um, how are we going to get this to the emissaries?
20:59It could be a real transportation logistics problem.
21:02Ah, it's a good thing I drove here in two trucks attached side by side!
21:06Seriously?
21:07Adulting!
21:11Well, 45 minutes is enough, yeah? Mm-hmm.
21:15Let us sit up refolding.
21:17Wait!
21:18Go, go! We've got one more Droogenstrudel for you to try!
21:22Perry!
21:26A Droogenstrudel of this size?
21:29I have never seen the likes before!
21:32Hmm... The Droogens are delightfully discouraging.
21:35This Droogenstrudel is acceptable.
21:38We shall sign contract.
21:42Aaaaaaah!
21:47The Droogenstidians have signed the contract!
21:49The Tri-State area shall remain whole!
21:52The dream is back, baby!
21:54You know, in retrospect, I should never have used my Droogen chocolate swappinator in the first place.
21:59What? You mean this was your fault the whole time?
22:02This isn't over.
22:04Okay, ladies, I think we've more than earned these Preventing and International Incident Patches.
22:09Hey, what about me? I helped. Do I get a patch, too?
22:13I think the good job cleaning up your own mess patch suits you perfectly.
22:17Also, I was not joking about mistaking you for my dentist. You guys are really... It's eerie.
22:23Okay, time for your Root Canal!
22:28DROGEN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN
22:49DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN
22:53DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN DROGAN
22:56Droggin, Droggin, Droggin, Droggin, Droggin, Droggin fast!
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