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Phineas And Ferb - Season 5 - Episode 07: Tropey McTropeface
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00:00There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it.
00:06So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it.
00:13Like babies!
00:14Building a rocket or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
00:19Discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a monkey a shower.
00:24Surfin' tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain.
00:30Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister insane.
00:35Phineas!
00:35As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall.
00:39Come on, Perry!
00:40So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:46So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:51Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
01:019.37 AM, metal beams, load bearing.
01:04Yeah!
01:04Hey, just calling to Gab!
01:06Can't Gab, Stace!
01:07I'm in the middle of taking the minutes of everything my brothers do to give itemized documentation to Mom, proving
01:12that the boys were building today!
01:13And how is just writing this down gonna prove anything, Candace?
01:16Well, I'm gonna get it notarized.
01:19I'm not crazy!
01:20Whatcha doin'?
01:219.40, catchphrase said.
01:23Hey, Isabella!
01:23We're keeping it simple today.
01:25Just a pogo stick.
01:26Just a pogo stick?
01:27Yeah, but, you know, big.
01:30Bye, kids!
01:31I'm off to the store!
01:32Wait, Mom!
01:33Look at the boys are building!
01:34Hello, Candace!
01:35You still there?
01:36I'm always here.
01:37It's Mom who's never here to see the boys.
01:39Wait!
01:40Their stuff only disappears when Mom comes out to see it.
01:44It's okay with me seeing it, right?
01:46Right?
01:47Well, if I get Mom to dress up as me, then the mysterious force will be fooled into letting what
01:52the boys build stay!
01:54That's it!
01:55All I need is some kind of Candace suit!
01:57I'm gonna hate myself for suggesting this, but didn't Buford make a full-size mold of you once?
02:02Yes!
02:03Meet me at Buford's!
02:05And I hate myself.
02:07Candace!
02:089.41, platypus unaccounted for!
02:19Hello, Agent P.
02:21Use the kitchen entrance again, I see.
02:23Why are there always leftover lids?
02:25Oh, speaking of leftovers, Carl.
02:27Clean out the break room fridge, will ya?
02:29Wait, we have breaks?
02:31Anyhoo, uh, Juven Spurts hasn't left his house in over 36 hours, so maybe do a wellness check.
02:37Make sure he's hale and hearty.
02:42And Carl, don't throw out my burrito ends. If I put them together, I can make a whole new burrito.
02:47That's gross, sir.
02:49I called Buford and he said to meet him at his garage door.
02:52Well, that's not creepy at all.
02:54Ladies, to what do I owe this pleasure?
02:57Uh, by any chance, do you still have that weird life-size mold of me?
03:01You didn't think it was weird when I used it to save you after you turned into a liquid?
03:04Oh, no, I thought it was weird. But not weirder than being a liquid.
03:08Good times. Yeah, I still have the mold. Entrez-vous.
03:20Baljeet? He's got you involved in this?
03:22I know too much.
03:23The only way out is through.
03:26Uh, is that Mr. Jackson? My math teacher?
03:29I'm working my way through everyone in Danville. It's a calling.
03:32Here you go. I got a bunch of candles right here.
03:35Okay, very disturbing. And why did you make multiples of me?
03:38Do not flatter yourself. You should see how many he has of me.
03:42It's like making pancakes. You gotta make more than one to get some good ones.
03:46Duh. That one there? That was the first pancake.
03:49Ew, gross.
03:50Hey, don't talk to Beatrice like that. I'm sorry, Beatrice.
03:54Beatrice?
03:54Do not ask.
03:55Hmm. Yep, this could totally work as a can of suit for Mom.
03:59If you can get her to wear it. I'll think of something.
04:02Your Mom? I got one of her right here.
04:04Actually, I think I could use that.
04:06And I'm gonna take all of these as backups because you know something's gonna go wrong.
04:11Got any more in here?
04:18Okay, let's get out of here.
04:19You guys, too. I could use your help.
04:21I knew these would come in handy one day.
04:25So, Buford, you don't want to know what all this is about?
04:29No.
04:31Doofus, Bert, Saber, Incorporated!
04:35Uh, Perry the Platypus! I didn't want you to see me like this either. Back, back, no biting, no biting.
04:42Down. All my leftovers were wilted and soggy. Down, so I invented the leftover revivinators.
04:48It's over there. See? Behold, behold.
04:50Ow, but I think the setting was too high because my leftover potato salad wasn't just revived. It was literally
04:56alive and aggressive.
04:58Oh, Perry the Platypus. You can help. Keep this thing busy while I install a reverse switch.
05:02Ow, the silly chunks hurt. Perry the Platypus.
05:07Let's launch this puppy, Ferb.
05:15Okay.
05:16Isn't this great? What do you think?
05:19It's like a normal pogo stick.
05:21Yeah, but bigger.
05:23Okay, test run. Buford, you put on the moth suit. Stacy, see if the boys have the contraption out there.
05:28Looks like... Oh, a basic pogo stick. At least it's big.
05:33You'll see. Okay, I can't watch because it'll compromise the experiment. But if you go out there
05:38and the mysterious force thinks your mom, the pogo stick shouldn't be there.
05:42Full disclosure, this isn't the first time I've tried this on.
05:45Release the tassels.
05:51Oh, you might want to wear this.
05:55Oh, yeah!
06:01Three, two, one.
06:04This is awesome!
06:07Told ya. It's nice to be appreciated.
06:14Nothing is out there.
06:16Yes!
06:17This is awesome. I feel mom power. Go to your room.
06:21Oh, what a rush.
06:23You're putting a candace suit over the mom suit.
06:26Yes! This will recreate how mom will be in a candace suit.
06:28To pull the mysterious force?
06:30K-pop, Stacy!
06:31I've always thought of myself with layers.
06:33Hmm. I never realized how long my neck was.
06:35Really?
06:36Try this.
06:38How do I look?
06:39Good enough.
06:42That was amazing!
06:45Hi, Candace!
06:46It's here!
06:47It works!
06:48I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
06:52Just connecting the reverse switch and done!
06:55Thank you so much, fairy the platter, but step aside so I can zap it back to normal.
06:59Wait, where is it going?
07:05Okay, wait, I'm almost in. Follow that side dish!
07:09I think there's some leftover pie in the queue!
07:11Ew!
07:12Are these Candace suits?
07:14Yes! Yes, they are!
07:16We're putting them on, aren't we?
07:18Duh!
07:18Duh!
07:19Oh, hi! I'm Candace, and you guys are so busted!
07:23I'm obsessed with Ducky Momo, and I'm 16 years old!
07:27I'm kind of loving being Candace!
07:29I'm going to take myself out for a stroll!
07:31You do you, Candace!
07:32All right, Candace!
07:36If you want to walk a mile in someone's shoes,
07:39But you just can't get a hold of them,
07:42Don't you worry, don't sing the blues,
07:45Get yourself a life-size molder than...
07:48It's not creepy at all to dress as your friend's sister,
07:51But then again, in retrospect,
07:53You should adjust the beat so you don't get a blister,
07:56Feel the whip blow through your neck!
07:58Today I get to be Candace!
08:01You wouldn't understand this,
08:04But this is the grandest feeling that I've ever had!
08:10I should be a propagandist,
08:12For what it's like to be Candace!
08:15No, I didn't plan this,
08:18But I gotta say it's not so bad,
08:21It's like I'm seeing the world through a different lens,
08:25I hope that this day never ends,
08:28What to do with this power, it just depends,
08:30Got a strange desire to bust my friends,
08:35That's what it's like to be Candace!
08:38No, you wouldn't understand this,
08:41But this is the grandest feeling that I've ever had!
08:56Oh, hey, Candace, nice creepy smile.
08:58Hey, Stacy.
08:59Hey, Mom. So, uh, oh, there's this selfie with a selfie thing people are doing online.
09:03You take a pic, dress the same as someone else.
09:06I haven't heard about it.
09:07Oh, it's a whole thing.
09:08Wouldn't it be fun to dress up and take a selfie together?
09:11Oh, I don't know.
09:12Come on! Twinsies! I have this Candace suit I can put you in!
09:15Uh, Candace, this raises a fairly important question.
09:20Why can't Stacy do it with you?
09:22It's a mother-daughter thing.
09:24It's a whole mother-daughter thing.
09:26Yeah, you do it with your mom, uh-huh.
09:28Well, okay, sweetie, if you want.
09:31This is so weird.
09:33Okay, Mom, let's go outside.
09:34Better lighting for the picture.
09:35Okay, but let me go upstairs first to see myself in the full-length mirror.
09:39This is just too funny.
09:43Hi, Candace.
09:44Hi, Candace.
09:45Huh?
09:46Hi, Candace.
09:47Hi, Candace.
09:48Hi, Candace.
09:49What's up, Chief?
09:50Hello, Candace.
09:53It's still there.
09:54It's still there!
09:55Okay, Mom, come on, let's go!
10:01You're seeing this, right?
10:03Yep, there it is!
10:05Mom!
10:06No, it's me!
10:07And I'm so sweaty!
10:09What?
10:09No!
10:09Ugh!
10:11There you are!
10:13Come on!
10:14You see this pogo stick, yeah?
10:16Yes, I am seeing it.
10:18Hmm.
10:19You too?
10:20Me too what?
10:24Pogo stick?
10:25I have doubts, but it's pretty awesome, isn't it?
10:28Ugh!
10:29You're the pogo stick, right?
10:31Well, I saw it earlier with you.
10:33Stacy, how did you get in one of these?
10:35I have absolutely no idea.
10:38Bouncy thing?
10:39We just wanted to see this from your perspective for once.
10:42Ah!
10:43Wait, full-length mirror!
10:44Mom's upstairs!
10:49Hey, look at me, I'm a cowboy!
10:54Huh?
10:54It wasn't even set in reverse.
10:56I don't think it hit anything, you know, disturbing, but...
10:59Oh, look!
10:59There it is, buried the platypus, look!
11:03So, Dad, like, don't forget Mom's birthday is, like, coming up and, like, what she really wants.
11:08Mom!
11:11Okay, he's up at the top, buried the platypus.
11:14Hold still.
11:14Hold it.
11:15Steady.
11:16Steady.
11:21Oh, well, our work here is done.
11:24Now it's space's problem.
11:26Look, look, look!
11:30Okay, selfie time.
11:32But, but, but, but...
11:32Oh, hey kids, you dressed up too?
11:34Get in here!
11:44Why is that ferret wearing a fedora?
11:47An ALCA guide for those in the know.
11:51Lily the beaver, you are a secret agent?
11:54Alas, you know my mysterious secret.
11:58Hello.
11:59Now that you know about one of our agents, please follow these ALCA guidelines.
12:05Donnie Duguid knows it's his responsibility to step in and use any skills he has to help.
12:12But Dougie Do-Nothing hesitates and...
12:16Can you see what went wrong?
12:18Thanks for sharing this, Perry.
12:19To be honest, it's been a little awkward since I found out about your secret last summer.
12:23But it is weird this specific thing happens so often there's a pre-made video to deal with it.
12:27But even weirder that they shot it on film.
12:30I mean, how old is this video?
12:31Anyway, rest assured, I'll be a Donnie Duguid.
12:39You know we have a front door.
12:42Thank you girls for helping out with the Doctor and Scientist Symposium.
12:46Two of our servers got food poisoning and had to drop out.
12:49Oh, and hopefully this is not the food that caused that.
12:52Excuse me.
12:53Yeah, thanks Candace.
12:54With both of us here, it should be fun.
12:56No problem, Stacy.
12:57I mean, I am a little disappointed that I'll miss out on busting my brothers today.
13:00But at least I get to serve food to a room full of strangers.
13:04It'll be easy.
13:05All we have to do is wrangle a few doctors and scientists this way to the dessert table.
13:10It's like herding very smart cattle.
13:16I forgot how strangely impressive you are at very specific animal sounds.
13:20Yes, I'm very good at a skill I would never need to use in real life.
13:23You should hear my hiccuping dolphin.
13:28Yeah, let's get back to it.
13:31Hello, doctors and scientists of Danville.
13:38You know, it's weird that I was not invited to this.
13:41I'm a doctor and a scientist.
13:43An evil scientist, not an evil doctor.
13:45That would be weird.
13:46And now as they say in Uruguay, point me to the buffet.
13:50And who's kidding who?
13:51The buffet's the only reason I came.
13:55Free shrimp.
13:56It's a perk.
13:59Yep, that is a useless skill.
14:02Agent P, thanks for coming in this evening.
14:04Doofenshmirtz has been spotted interacting with other doctors and scientists,
14:08and must be up to something evil.
14:10What makes you say that, sir?
14:11Duh, it's his whole shtick.
14:13It's on the side of his building.
14:14Anyway, Agent P, go do what it is you do.
14:18Why do I think he's evil?
14:19Have you ever even watched this show?
14:22Oh yeah, this is where all the years of studying evil science finally pays off.
14:29Ah, Dr. Diminutiv.
14:30I won't say it's good to see you, but it is hard to see you because you're so small.
14:35I'm easier to see than your ex-wife because, you know, you're so divorced.
14:39We wanted different things.
14:42She wanted to not be married to me.
14:44So what's new, short stuff?
14:45Not that it's any of your business heights, but I've been trying to win the love muffin tag and bag
14:49contest.
14:50Just my luck that Agent Silent G is out of town this week.
14:54Wait, wait, what tag and bag contest?
14:56Bring your nemesis in for bragging rights and a special prize.
15:00That's easier said than done.
15:01I catch Perry the Platypus every day, but like suppressed flatulence, he always manages to escape.
15:07Charming.
15:08I may have overshared there.
15:13Perry?
15:16Oh no, Candice can't see him in agent mode.
15:18What else does it say in the video?
15:21Remember the three D's.
15:23Distraction, discussion, or diversion.
15:26Make a decision.
15:27Oop, four.
15:27I guess there are four.
15:29Distraction.
15:35Whoa!
15:36Ow!
15:37Candice, did you know that my boyfriend Coltrane is secretly on the Venezuelan Olympic Luge team?
15:42Oh, well, he isn't.
15:44Hey, look over there.
15:45I don't see anything over here that wasn't over there.
15:48Perry the Platypus?
15:49What's he doing here?
15:50He's not a doctor.
15:51I don't think he's a doctor.
15:53I don't know for sure, I guess.
15:55He is truly an enigma.
15:58Wait, diminutive.
15:59Whenever I trap Perry the Platypus, he escapes.
16:02Yeah, you said that already.
16:03But if you and I teamed up and both trap Perry the Platypus,
16:06he'd be twice as trapped and we could split the tag and bag prize.
16:10Heinz, as reluctant as I am to agree with you, that's actually a good idea.
16:15Oh, oh, we could call ourselves Double Doctor Squad.
16:18Oh, no, that abbreviates the DDS.
16:20I don't want people to think we're dentists.
16:22Oh, how about Doof and Diminutive Squad?
16:24No, no, same thing.
16:25Name TBD.
16:26Let's go.
16:27And the award for most ingenious use of nucleotides in an amusement park ride goes to,
16:32once again, it's Phineas and Ferb.
16:34Did I hear Phineas and Ferb?
16:35Oh, I was wondering aloud, is hideous a verb?
16:38Turns out it's an adjective.
16:40It means ugly.
16:42Ugh.
16:46Perry the Platypus, what are you doing here?
16:49Besides getting trapped?
16:52You've been double-trapped by factory D squared.
16:55Yeah, that's still not right.
16:59This is not good.
17:01Uh, Candace, can you hold down the fort?
17:03This shrimp cocktail isn't agreeing with me.
17:05Go, I got this.
17:13Donnie Doogood is on the job.
17:27Agent P, great googly moogly, you're not Agent P.
17:30I mean, uh, that is, look over there.
17:33My name is Stacy Hirano.
17:34I know Perry's a secret agent and he's been captured.
17:37I'm in pursuit now.
17:42This is highly irregular.
17:44I'm really, can you turn the screen sideways?
17:47I really don't look good in the vertical aspect ratio.
17:49Sorry, sir, but there's no time to go through proper channels.
17:52But I've seen the video.
17:54I'm a Donnie Doogood.
17:55Sir, she's our only hope.
17:56All our other agents are being dewormed.
17:58Oh, right. I forgot Agent W is missing.
18:01Go, young lady, go.
18:03And the award for exceptional rocket science in a supporting role goes to Phineas and Ferb.
18:09Now I know I heard Phineas and Ferb.
18:11No, I said fitting this for the birds.
18:13It's part of my presentation I'm making later.
18:15That doesn't even make sense.
18:17I worked hard on this.
18:23Ouch, they're really cranking up the evil or not.
18:26I think they burned off my fingertips.
18:34Hello, hi.
18:35We're here to turn in my nemesis.
18:37Where's our prize?
18:38Uh-huh.
18:39Ah, pay forward.
18:40That's the real evil.
18:46Do you have a short form?
18:47What's that supposed to mean?
18:49What do I do?
18:50What do I do?
18:53In a crisis, you rely on your own unique skill set.
18:56For instance, Carl here knows how to yo-yo.
18:59Okay, special skills.
19:01Miniature golf, babysitting, gymnastics, third level black belt and taekwondo.
19:07I forgot how strangely impressive you are at very specific animal sounds.
19:10Animal sounds.
19:11Animal sounds.
19:13I also make all those weird animal noises.
19:21Wait, wait, what is this?
19:23Now we have to fill these forms out in the dark?
19:25Is that what-
19:29And I thought this would never come in handy.
19:33It's the agents of Alka.
19:35And Danny the Dolphin has the hiccups, apparently.
19:37They've got us surrounded!
19:39Every evil slant is for himself!
19:42Wait, wait, wait!
19:42Here's all the doors.
19:43Give me the willies.
19:45Oh, I guess the gymnastics helps too.
19:50And the taekwondo.
19:51I wonder if the miniature golf will come in handy.
20:07What is this, Perry the Platypus?
20:10In a death trap?
20:11Wait, when did Love Muffin get so evil?
20:13And wait, hippos?
20:15Wait, aren't sharks more traditional in a death trap?
20:17Yeah, actually, hippos are much more dangerous than sharks.
20:20Not interested right now, shorty.
20:22Jeez, read the room.
20:23No prize is worth this.
20:25Now what?
20:26It's not like I can just march in there among all those evil scientists.
20:29Or can I?
20:30These weirdos are expecting animal agents to break in.
20:33Not teenage girls.
20:42Hello?
20:43Did one of you guys call for a babysitter?
20:46Who is that girl?
20:47This is 989 Poom Willie, right?
20:49Oh, I'm sorry.
20:51686 Elmwood?
20:52Hey, did one of you order a babysitter?
21:00Uh-oh.
21:03Go on!
21:04I used Winnie Go!
21:10I'm so sorry, Perry the Platypus.
21:11I would never have brought you here if I'd known about the whole death by hippos deal.
21:15That is...
21:15That is not my style.
21:17That is...
21:18No, no, I get it.
21:19Go ahead, court me.
21:19I deserve it.
21:27Excellent work.
21:28Looks like Donnie Duguid did good.
21:32And our final award of the night...
21:34Ah, who am I kidding?
21:35It's Phineas and Ferb.
21:37Okay, I swear someone just said Phineas!
21:40Cece, where have you been?
21:41Ugh, the shrimp cocktail.
21:43Oh, that's the worst.
21:45I'm so sorry.
21:46Sriracha cheese stick?
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22:02Doobie Doobie Doobie Doobie Doobie Doobie Doobie Doobie Doobie Doobie Doobie Doobie Doobie Doob
22:07She watched the informational video
22:10With her unique skills, she's equipped and ready to go
22:16Stacy, Stacy, her honor
22:21She's Stacy, Agent T
22:27For teen
22:28Got any more in here?
23:01Stacy, Agent T
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