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Phineas And Ferb - Season 5 - Episode 26-27: Bend It Like Doof- Dooflicated
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00:00There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it.
00:05So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it.
00:12Life's amazing!
00:13Building a rocket or fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
00:18Discovering something that doesn't exist or giving a monkey a shower.
00:24Serpentidal waves, creating nanobots or locating Frankenstein's brain.
00:28It's over here!
00:29Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister insane.
00:34Phineas!
00:34As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall.
00:38Come on, Perry!
00:39So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:45So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:50Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
00:59We're back, my loyal Schmertz. He's all ten of you, and as I was saying, Alka would be nothing without
01:04me. My evil helps them exist.
01:07Wait, wait, what's this? Beefy Mustache 55 is calling me a hack? Alright, you're going live.
01:13Oh, I should've known it was you, Francis.
01:15Doof and Schmertz, you would be nothing without Alka foiling your evil, ridiculous ploys.
01:20My sweet, misguided Francis, your jobs wouldn't exist without us.
01:24As he fight it out...
01:25What's a simp? Settle it over a soccer match? That's so random!
01:30Hmm, what do you say, Beefy Mustache 55?
01:32A bunch of expertly trained athletic field agents versus some haphazard scientist? I am in.
01:39Okay, if Love Mubbin wins, you have to shave your mustache!
01:44How dare you! When we win, you have to shave your head!
01:49Well, when we win, you have to shave Carl!
01:52Please keep me out of this!
01:54Oh, too late, Carl. A deal's a deal.
01:59All right, gang, it's time for us to play Can You Hit That Thing With A Stick?
02:06The thing in this case being that rock.
02:09What, may I ask, is this?
02:10Can you hit that thing with a stick?
02:13Where we, well, try to hit that thing with a stick.
02:16I guess I should not knock it until I try it?
02:20Wow! The thrill of hitting that thing with a stick is like no other!
02:25Truth.
02:26Like no other? What's like no other? What are you guys up to?
02:28Woo-hoo!
02:29Ew, I feel the rush of hitting that thing with a stick!
02:33Ugh, are you guys seriously just throwing sticks at things?
02:35That is so not bustable.
02:37Hmm.
02:38Hiya!
02:41Whoa! That's weird!
02:43I can throw balls, no problem!
02:45Watch this! That king!
02:47That mosquito!
02:48That hydron collider!
02:50Huh, strange we never noticed that.
02:52Now let me try this stick again.
02:55Why?
02:57I know what we're gonna do today.
02:59We're gonna build a stick-throwing target practice arena.
03:02Hey, where's Perry?
03:03He's just over there.
03:04Okay. Let's go get some supplies.
03:07Super Code Red Emergency Agent, we...
03:19The Super Code Red Emergency is that our organization, ALCA, has to square off with the evil scientist organization, Love
03:26Muffin, in a soccer game.
03:28And I get to be unpaid water boy.
03:31And I would obviously lend my incredible athleticism to the team, but I get a little too competitive.
03:38It's, uh, not pretty.
03:39Anyway, JP, get over there and see what Doof's up to.
03:42I know he'll find some way to cheat.
03:47Hey, the Platypus! How nice of you to showcase your loyalty to me. You're on... you're on our team, right?
03:55Now, okay, fine! The Love Muffin team will still be unstoppable.
03:59As you know, kicking a ball is now my forte.
04:05Behold, my bring-me-a-ringer-in-a-ther, which, as you may have deduced, will bring me a superstar
04:10soccer player.
04:11Because, let's be honest, we are athletes of the mind, not the body, obviously.
04:16So our team, you know, needs a little...
04:17Ow!
04:19My bad.
04:21You gotta hit that thing with a stick.
04:25Just loosen up your wrist and give it a flick.
04:28You gotta hit that thing with a stick.
04:30You're not too old of a dog to learn a new trip.
04:35You gotta be a stick-throwing lunatic.
04:38You gotta hit that thing with a stick.
04:41It's gonna be sick.
04:42Yeah, it's gonna be sick.
04:44Yeah, it's gonna be sick.
04:47Woo-hoo!
04:48Seriously? You're just tossing little slender pieces of wood all day?
04:52I'm not upset. I'm just disappointed in you.
04:55Ah! Left again!
04:59Everything keeps going left!
05:01I'm cursed!
05:02Maybe it's time we go back to the drawing board and...
05:04Four, six!
05:05All right, Auka.
05:07This is for the honor of the agency.
05:09Drill time!
05:21No, Agent W pulled a muscle.
05:24Get the stretcher.
05:25The big one!
05:26Teamwork makes the scheme work!
05:28I even convinced Vanessa to come show her support.
05:31Rah, rah.
05:32Dink Winkerson here.
05:33In and out of prison so many times, I've lost count.
05:36But I'm out again, and I have a compulsive need to report on the first thing I see.
05:40Ooh, a soccer game.
05:42That'll do.
05:43And it's a beautiful day for the ultimate contest of good versus evil.
05:48Francis, prepare to shave your upper lip and your intern.
05:51You're lucky I'm exercising boundaries.
05:54Otherwise, you'd be burnt toast, Doofenshmirtz.
05:57Oh, yeah, let me introduce you to my little friend.
06:03Cristo Fernandez.
06:04Soccer is life.
06:05But more importantly,
06:06Act is life.
06:08Don't give me that look, Francis.
06:10You brought Megan Rapinoe.
06:11Uh, yeah.
06:12I'm just here because my house is being tented.
06:15The turn of the nest in the house is invested in the cast.
06:19And your misfortune is our fortune.
06:28Okay, let me get this straight.
06:29You're a soccer player turned actor turned actor soccer player?
06:33Si, si, si.
06:33But those are just three of my dimensions.
06:35I have way more to offer.
06:37Like, I'm also devonously handsome.
06:39And I'm back in the game.
06:41Rah, rah.
06:43Yeah, yeah, listen.
06:44You're an actor, so act.
06:45If anyone slightly bumps into you, fake an injury.
06:48Do a whole soliloquy.
06:49Just sell it.
06:50Hold on a second.
06:51So you just want me here to flop?
06:53I actually played some professional soccer.
06:55Yeah, yeah, I don't need your life story.
06:57Just flop on the ground like a kid throwing a tantrum.
06:59Our ref today is Klim Balloon,
07:01the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas.
07:04Give that ball a kick.
07:06Give that ball a kick.
07:08Give that ball a kick.
07:09Give that ball a kick.
07:11Give that ball a kick.
07:12Give that ball a kick.
07:13Give that ball a kick.
07:14You've got to give that ball a kick.
07:16Give that ball a kick.
07:17Run up and down the field real quick.
07:19Wind up and give that ball a kick.
07:21Give that ball a kick.
07:22You can't see me a gold-making lunatic.
07:24Hold up, stop, and post for a pick.
07:27I don't want to be in ball a kick,
07:29but you should get that ball a kick, man.
07:31It's gonna be sick.
07:32That ball a kick, man.
07:34It's gonna be sick.
07:35That ball a kick, man.
07:36It's gonna be sick.
07:37That ball a kick, man.
07:38Yeah, it's gonna be sick.
07:40Ow.
07:41I really should have stretched.
07:42Oh, come on.
07:43That goal is not regulation size.
07:45Enough of this.
07:46Are you serious?
07:48No?
07:48And we're at halftime.
07:50Let's talk to the players.
07:51Well, I...
07:52The important ones.
07:53Thoughts on the game so far?
07:54Good question.
07:55I really feel like I found my character's motivation.
07:58What do you mean structural damage?
08:00Well, that sounds expensive.
08:02And now, a word from our sponsors.
08:05Just what we need to help Buford hit his targets.
08:10Almost done.
08:12And the second half is underway.
08:15Agent B takes the ball and flutters gracefully down the field.
08:22It hurts.
08:24It hurts so much.
08:26The pain.
08:27The drama.
08:28Everything.
08:29I have representation and can also do comedy.
08:31Wait, no.
08:32You're overselling it.
08:33You were supposed to stay in the game.
08:36Oh, the house is ready.
08:38Bye.
08:39Ooh, both teams are down a player.
08:41But Alka no longer has enough players to even continue the match.
08:45They may have to forfeit.
08:46That is, unless their coach enters the game.
08:49Well, Francis, I've been playing this whole time.
08:52Are you going to step up or do you want to just let me know what shaving cream works best
08:55with your skin?
09:00Carl, get over here.
09:02You're putting me in?
09:03No, I need hydration.
09:05I'm going in.
09:10In the final seconds, Love Muffin leading by one on a two-on-one breakaway heading toward the keeper.
09:15They pass back and forth, forth and back, keeping the platypus on his toes.
09:20Incredible.
09:21The clock ties the game.
09:25Hit me.
09:26Hit me.
09:26I'm open.
09:27I'm open.
09:35Not today, Heinz.
09:37Not today.
09:38You're a monster, Francis.
09:41Ooh, illegal tackle.
09:43Doofenshmirtz gets a chance for a penalty kick to win the game.
09:47It's all on you, Doofenshmirtz.
09:49Don't blow it.
09:55Come on, don't act surprised.
09:57I literally just said we're evil, so we have to cheat.
10:00Okay, everyone.
10:01Time to finish helping Buford hit his target.
10:05Aha!
10:06Wait, giant hands?
10:07That's not nothing, I guess.
10:09I'm getting bomb.
10:09On the count of three, we'll activate Lenny.
10:13One.
10:16Two.
10:23Three.
10:25One.
10:33What the?
10:35Phineas and Ferb.
10:36Yes, I did it.
10:37I hit that thing with a stick.
10:39Take that thing.
10:40Moving the entire city eight inches to the left was just what Buford needed.
10:46Candace, sticks.
10:47They're throwing sticks, sweetie.
10:50But, but, but, but.
10:51What the?
10:52No way!
10:53How did?
10:54What the?
10:55You heard the referee.
10:56Tie game!
10:57This is Jink Winkerson going back to prison.
11:03Ah!
11:09Oh, sportsmanship, fine.
11:11Sir!
11:12Hmm, okay, fine.
11:15Well, I have to admit that game reminded me how important Love Muffin is for Alka to stay motivated.
11:21And it reminded me why I'm behind a desk now.
11:24My brain is more stable than my brawn.
11:26Okay, fine, but you didn't win, so I get to shave your mustache.
11:29You didn't win either, so I get to shave your head.
11:36Ah!
11:37A bet is a bet!
11:38Carl, get back!
11:39Get back!
11:40Ah!
11:43Do you know what day it is today, gang?
11:45It's a special one.
11:46Well, my calendar says it's bread bowl hot tub dish.
11:50Oh, okay, let's focus on what Phineas and Ferb want to do.
11:54We never do that.
11:55Hey, kids, we're heading to the park for Danville Day.
11:58I've got pie.
11:59And the mayor's giving a grand speech.
12:01Okay, we'll meet you there.
12:03All right, gang, Danville Day.
12:05How can we crank this party up a notch?
12:07Huh, good luck with that.
12:08There's already a grand speech.
12:10I don't know, there might be a couple notches up to which we can crank it.
12:16Doofuswurge finally gets his oven repaired.
12:18Nothing says Danville Day like Dunkelberry muffins.
12:22Uh, Norm, can you bring me the thing I just printed?
12:25The recipe or the essay?
12:27Essay?
12:28Oh, Vanessa's applying for college.
12:31Ah, they grow up so fast.
12:33The most positive role model in my life by Vanessa Doofenshmers.
12:37Let's see, Norm, she wrote about me.
12:39I'm programmed to show interest.
12:41Oh, here it is.
12:43Charismatic, inventive, beloved, should-be leader of the entire Tri-Stay Dance.
12:48Maria, my dear Uncle Roger, the mayor.
12:53Wait, what?
12:54Why would she choose my brother over me?
12:56Dad?
12:57Yes, sir.
12:59Oh, hi, Vanessa.
13:00Nothing to see here.
13:01Just hanging out.
13:02Whatever.
13:03I'm headed to the park to watch Uncle Roger's speech.
13:05You want to come with?
13:06Roger, Roger, Roger.
13:08Okay, fine.
13:09I just gotta take care of a few things.
13:13Ready?
13:27Agent P, we have intel that Doof is headed to the Danville Day celebration, which Roger is hosting.
13:32He's giving a grand speech.
13:34Don't let Doof ruin it.
13:39Did you just bring me here to remind me how great my brother is?
13:43Don't be ridiculous, Dad.
13:45Just find us a good spot, yeah?
13:46I'll be right back.
13:47I smell slushy dog.
13:48Now, where's the best view?
13:50Grassy door, book depository.
13:52Oh, a jungle gym.
13:53I don't know why they call it a jungle gym.
13:55It's not very jungly, but I do love a slide.
13:58Whatever they're building is going to disappear.
14:01Mysterious force, why must you be so cruel?
14:03Incredible, Ferb.
14:04Wait till Candace gets a load of this.
14:07Ooh, and get a load of that, I shall.
14:10That should keep the kids away.
14:12Okay, from here, I have a clear view.
14:16Where are the blood apples?
14:18It's not what it looks like.
14:19I'm...
14:19I guess it is what it looks like, so I'm having some trouble.
14:23A little help?
14:29Improvised trap!
14:30Anyway, I'm here to teach Vanessa a lesson.
14:32Here, look, she thinks Roger is her role model.
14:34And aside from the strong jaw and the dazzling smile, what has he got?
14:38Just a sparkling personality, that's all.
14:40And it got me thinking, what if I made an innator that gave Roger my personality?
14:45Because my personality doesn't sparkle even a little bit.
14:49Behold, my duplicator-nator!
14:51With this, I'll make Roger a cheap imitation of me.
14:54Therefore, I'll be Vanessa's role model.
14:57By default!
14:58By default, my favorite way to win!
15:00Welcome to an annual Danville Day celebration!
15:03Prepare to be duplicated!
15:06Oh, come on!
15:08His dazzling smile can't be that reflective!
15:12Extra onions!
15:13Extra evil!
15:15Mwahaha!
15:16I don't know what kind of season that guy.
15:18Mmm!
15:19Okay, wait for him to close his mouth!
15:22Nice award-winning smile!
15:24You don't have to remind me.
15:26You'll pay me an award for that.
15:28Mwahaha!
15:33Great work, Ferb!
15:35These suits will help us build a continuous carnival ride through the whole city!
15:39How much fun is that?
15:43And nothing is more fun than evil!
15:47But why stop at Danville?
15:49I know what we're going to do today!
15:51Take over the entire Tri-State area!
16:04Ah!
16:05Candice the Sister!
16:06You're just in time!
16:08In time for what?
16:09Talking weird and hunching over like a praying mantis?
16:11No!
16:12For the beholding!
16:14The bewating?
16:14Let me explain through a brief flashback and not-so-brief monologue about my childhood!
16:21Your childhood?
16:22You mean your now-hood!
16:23You are a child!
16:24Nevertheless, our long-necked nemesis, your thwarting days are numbered!
16:29Behold!
16:29The Moninators!
16:31Get ready, Danville, for the ride of your life!
16:34You know, cause it'll last a lifetime!
16:37It's a trap!
16:39And with no one to stab us, the Tri-State area will be ours!
16:45Happy Danville Day!
16:47You're in the mud!
16:48Or else!
16:49Or else?
16:50Like, what do you-what do you mean, or else?
16:51And again, let's put the accents!
16:54Look around, it is a beautiful day!
16:58Come and join us, let's get carried away!
17:02We've got no obligations, and the city is ours!
17:06It's like sunshine, rainbows, and a fistful of flowers!
17:11Oh, why are these restraints so tight?
17:13It's a trap!
17:15Remember to smile for the picture!
17:22Are you a fan of my...
17:24...SPAIRS?
17:27Get it!
17:33Oh, why?
17:35You're on a roll!
17:38Doesn't this feel like old times, Fer?
17:40Really takes me back to when I was a boy, to last summer!
17:43Vinny is it, Fer?
17:44What are you doing?
17:46Ah, Candice the Sister.
17:48How predictable!
17:49And by predictable, of course I mean...
17:52...completely dictable!
17:54Care to join the fun?
17:55Fun?
17:56These people are trapped!
17:57Come on, Candice the Sister!
17:59Stop calling me that!
18:00I know you can't contain your excitement, so let me contain it for you!
18:09Curse you, Candice the Sister!
18:13Thanks for staying trapped for so long, Perry the Platypus.
18:16I really needed to vent about Vanessa's essay.
18:18This was nice.
18:38Mom, Mom, Vinny's and Ferb have turned evil!
18:41How wonderful, Candice the Daughter!
18:45Almond-riddled pie?
18:46Oh, no, not you two!
18:48Jeremy!
18:50Jeremy!
18:51I need your help!
18:52Ah, Candice the Girlfriend!
18:54Dunkelberry Dog?
18:55Oh, oh no!
18:57It's everywhere!
18:58Ow, hey!
19:00Whoa, whoa, slow down, girl.
19:01Are you okay?
19:02Oh, Vanessa, you're you!
19:04Everyone's talking in weird accents.
19:05My brothers are scheming to take over the entire tri-state area with innators!
19:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, did you just say innators?
19:12Yes!
19:13I don't usually like to get involved with this stuff,
19:15but if there's an innator, there's a self-destruct button.
19:19There's always a self-destruct button.
19:21That'll take care of it.
19:22That easy?
19:23Wait, how do you-
19:23You know what?
19:24No time.
19:24Gotta stop him!
19:26Are you having a good time?
19:29Is this your best day ever?
19:32Don't you fret on, cause it's never-ending fun.
19:35It's gonna go on forever.
19:37We're going out of our way to entertain you.
19:41Not sure why we have to restrain you.
19:44Why do you look up there?
19:46We're just losing yet.
19:47Are you having fun yet?
19:48Cause we're taking over.
19:50We don't mean to scare ya.
19:52But we're taking over the tri-state area.
19:55Winkerson here, straight out of white-collar prison.
19:58I'm the man on the street telling you what is and what isn't.
20:01Giant robot takeover.
20:02I think you better run.
20:03Or you may be forced to have non-consensual bonds.
20:06We swear that we're not a threat.
20:08Just get in the net.
20:10Are we having fun yet?
20:11Cause we're taking over.
20:14We're taking over.
20:17We're taking over.
20:19We don't mean to scare ya.
20:21But we're taking over the tri-state area now.
20:27Agent P, the tri-state area has been taken over.
20:30Stop Doof immediately and-
20:32Oh, you already got him.
20:34So it's somebody else?
20:35What kind of evil mastermind would-
20:37Not our problem.
20:39Monogram out.
20:42There's the self-destruct button.
20:44But how am I gonna-
20:45Not so fast, my nosy little emesis.
20:51No!
20:52No, I have to stop them!
20:54They're destroying the city with-
20:56Fine!
21:00First the tri-state area, next the world!
21:06How can I get up there?
21:09How can I get up there?
21:13I shall marry the platypus!
21:23Oh, Mysterious Force, if I ever needed you to destroy the boys' invention, it's now!
21:27If you can hear me, please answer my call!
21:40Mysterious Force, you work in mysterious ways.
21:43Well, that was fun, right?
21:46Happy Danville Day, everyone!
21:48Dad, are you okay?
21:49Oh, hi, Vanessa.
21:50So, tell me, how was Roger, your role model?
21:54Huh?
21:54You know, your essay, your-
21:56The college application, I read the whole thing.
21:58Dad, I only wrote that because name-dropping the mayor would get me in.
22:01Oh, you mean calling Roger your role model was just part of a diabolical scheme?
22:07That's my little girl!
22:15Who puts Almond Brittle in a pie?
22:18Who?
22:19Who puts Dunkelberry on a dog?
22:22Huh?
22:25Well, Ferb, what did we do today?
22:28Are you having fun yet?
22:30Cause we're taking over
22:32We don't mean to scare ya
22:34But we're taking over the tri-state area
22:37Dink Wiggerson here, straight out of white-collar prison
22:40I'm the man on the street telling you what is and what isn't
22:43Giant robot takeover, I think you better run
22:45Or you may be forced to have non-consensual bond
22:48We swear that we're not a threat
22:49Just get in the net
22:52Are we having fun yet?
22:53Cause we're taking over
22:55But we're taking over the tri-state area now
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