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Phineas And Ferb - Season 5 - Episode 04: License to Bust
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00:00There's another hundred and four days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it.
00:07So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it.
00:13Like babies!
00:14Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
00:19Discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a monkey a shower.
00:25Serpentine waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brains.
00:29It's over here!
00:30Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister insane.
00:35Phineas!
00:36As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall.
00:40Come on, Perry!
00:41So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:46So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:52Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
00:59Take Winkerson here, live for Danville today.
01:03In the heat, in the sun, alarmingly dehydrated.
01:06But whatever!
01:07Tonight, the ongoing manhunt for the Danville mother mugger.
01:10A devious mass criminal who snatches umbrellas from people's moms.
01:14You can't make this stuff up.
01:16And we talked to some socially awkward astronomers who apparently discovered a new meteor hurtling towards Earth.
01:21Or something.
01:25And now, without any further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...
01:31We say bread roll hot tub!
01:32The world's largest...
01:34Bread roll hot tub!
01:37Zootrope!
01:39And if by zootrope you mean a 19th century optical toy consisting of a cylinder with pictures on the inner
01:44surface that produce the illusion of motion, I'm not impressed.
01:47It's like a flip book on a wheel.
01:49Woo! We should name it!
01:51Tropy McTrope Face!
01:52There! Move on!
01:53Tropy McTrope Face!
01:56You girls ready?
02:04Wow! The animation is so easy!
02:11Must bust! Must bust! Must bust! Must bust!
02:15Hey! Where's Perry?
02:25Sorry for the lair entrance power outage, Agent P, but someone plugged a hairdryer into the wrong outlet.
02:31My bad, Agent P.
02:32Anywho, authorities have found an unusual number of things turned on their sides.
02:36A John T. Tri-State statue, a Mr. Dribble's ice cream, and there's a mailbox that fell over three weeks
02:41ago, and now it's upright again.
02:43Which is ready to receive mail, so I guess that's a good thing.
02:47These sideways objects have doofenshmirtz written all over them.
02:50Now I know you have a heart out at noon, so you can skip the pleasantries and go straight to
02:55thwarting.
02:58Ah, Perry the Platypus! How unexpe...
03:01Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa!
03:03Wait, wait, no trap? No monologue?
03:05It's like you're no longer interested in a fully nuanced relationship.
03:09Okay, okay, behold my turnover-inator.
03:11And no, it doesn't make delicious turnovers, but it could.
03:15It could. There's an attachment.
03:17No, the turnover-inator is to turn over the leadership of City Hall,
03:21and it will actually turn City Hall onto its side.
03:24Roger will slide out, and I'll run in and take his place.
03:27Unless he's lying down, at which point he will suddenly be standing up,
03:31and then he will become confused and run away.
03:34It's a win-win.
03:34Ah!
03:36Ah!
03:38Ah-ha!
03:42Trophy mid-tropies.
03:44Wait, wait, wait, wait! It's vanishing already?
03:46It's barely 9 a.m.
03:47Ugh, what as? I've got a heart out at noon anyway.
03:55Now he belongs to the world.
04:01Trophy mid-tropies.
04:04A soul would drop out on this city alone.
04:08Trophy mid-tropies.
04:12How did you find yourself so far from home?
04:16Is your new life enthralling?
04:18Would you find your true calling?
04:20Or will you be falling in love?
04:23Trophy mid-tropies.
04:26Where will you go?
04:30Trophy mid-tropies.
04:37Face.
04:38Hey, Ferb!
04:39You coming?
04:41I'm a little busy here, Candace.
04:43If this is your daily call about your brothers, can I get a rain check?
04:46Oh, pfft.
04:46It's not that.
04:47I mean, they did build something, but it's long gone already.
04:50No, I just had a question.
04:50What did you say I had to do for chores today?
04:52You promised to give Perry a bath.
04:55Hey!
04:56That's my umbrella.
04:57It's the Danville Mother Mugger.
04:59How do you even know I'm a mother?
05:01I don't know who I should be angrier at.
05:03The Mother Mugger?
05:04Or whoever built that giant zoetrope.
05:06That's dangerous.
05:07Be on the lookout for the Mother Mugger.
05:10In hindsight, we should have had him take off his mask for the mugshot,
05:13but we work with what we got.
05:16Well, well, well.
05:18What goes around comes around.
05:20Cut it down!
05:21Cut it down!
05:22Cut it down!
05:23I don't want it!
05:23Hey, these family reunions with our traditional custom of felling a tree together
05:27can get awfully tense.
05:29Of course we should start the tree chopping ritual now.
05:31I vehemently disagree.
05:33We should cut it down in a little while.
05:39Hey, everybody.
05:40What say we put aside our differences long enough
05:43to enjoy this unexpected comically large wheel?
05:51This one does not cut the tree down!
05:56Don't be McTropace.
05:58Let's cut the tree down now!
06:00Yeah, it's a little while later.
06:08It is the ephemeral nature of things
06:11that make them all the more beautiful.
06:13A touching sentiment.
06:14Don't you have anywhere else to be?
06:16I do not.
06:42We lost our paddle wheel!
06:44Oh, without that paddle wheel, we're goners!
06:47If we pile every combustible substance
06:49at the back of the boat
06:50and create a massive explosion,
06:52it may propel us forward.
06:54But it may explode us, too!
06:57Everyone's a critic.
06:58Wait, what's that?
07:03We're not going to push us forward, too!
07:13We're okay!
07:14I mean, not great, obviously, but okay!
07:17In retrospect, maybe we shouldn't have named the boat
07:19Explode-y Explode-Face.
07:27Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y
07:37Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y
07:44Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y
07:44Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y
07:46Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y
07:49Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Explode-y Expl
07:52Wait, it's not even noon, and you're already leaving?
07:55What am I supposed to do for the rest of the day?
07:58He's got a heart out at noon.
08:04Okay, 12 o'clock. Let's get this over with.
08:07Perry!
08:08Oh, there you are, Perry.
08:10Oh, and you're filthy.
08:12This has got to be the highlight of your week, right?
08:14You know, because platypuses don't do much.
08:20Officer, I wanted to report...
08:21Oh, that's the man who stole my umbrella.
08:24Dink Winkerson? Disturbingly UV-sensitive host of Danville Today?
08:28But why steal umbrellas?
08:30Because every day they send me out in the broiling sun to report on nonsense.
08:34I just wanted to be in the shade, lady.
08:38This is Dink Winkerson being arrested.
08:43You ordered 10 tons of bread dough?
08:45How are we supposed to roll it out?
08:54Trophy McTroll Face
08:57Every moment of your life is the grooviest
08:59Trophy McTroll Face
09:02Hanging out with motorcycle enthusiasts
09:04You might be sad when they say please come again
09:08But you can make friends wherever you go
09:10Trophy McTroll Face
09:14That's all Trump taught me how to love
09:24Time to turn this city on its head
09:27On its head, sir?
09:28Or technically, I guess, turn it on its side
09:30You know, it just doesn't sound as good
09:32You say, I'm going to turn this city upside down
09:34People get that
09:35But you say something about
09:36I'm going to rotate this city 90 degrees
09:38That doesn't mean anything to anybody
09:41What?
09:44I'm going to roll right for me
09:45Shit, see you start
09:50I'm the guy
09:50He's my head
09:52He's my head
09:53I'm the guy
09:53He's my head
09:55I'm the guy
10:05I'm the head
10:14Did you guys just hear something?
10:16It sounded like it might have been a large cylindrical object colliding with a huge flaming rock, sending them both
10:23careening into space.
10:25Or maybe just the building settling.
10:30Finally, a new hospitable home planet!
10:42It is not your time.
10:49Finally, my hour of triumph!
10:53Now I've been turned 90 degrees.
10:56You see, that means nothing.
10:58Yes, you inexplicably large and enigmatic snowdrop!
11:05Tropy McTropeface, a solo trip out of this city alone.
11:11Tropy McTropeface.
11:13Great idea, Phineas.
11:15A Ferris wheel ride is the perfect end to the day.
11:18Hey, there are now two Ferris wheels.
11:21And that one looks just like Tropy McTropeface.
11:24Aw, he found a friend.
11:25Aw, way to go, Tropy!
11:29Hey, look at me!
11:31I'm a hamster!
11:32Hey, Ferb, look!
11:33Were those little baby merry-go-rounds here before?
11:39Tropy McTrope...
11:40Tropy McTrope...
11:42Tropy McTrope...
11:44Tropy McTrope...
11:54Tropy McTrope...
11:55I'm just workshopping this, okay?
11:57Here, for scale.
12:00Bread bowl hot tub!
12:03Oh!
12:05Gang, I know we're gonna...
12:07Oh, blimey!
12:08Dad?
12:09Come on!
12:10Why is he wearing a tuxedo?
12:12It looks like he should be on a wedding cake.
12:14It's mine!
12:15Don't you worry your little head about it.
12:18Whatcha doin'?
12:19Oh, my favorite bookcase finally gave up the ghost.
12:21A lot of these I should get rid of, but some of them are my favorites.
12:24Shh, maybe we can help.
12:26We could build you the ultimate bookcase.
12:28Ooh, that's something we've never built before.
12:31Yeah, because it's boring!
12:32Where is a bread bowl hot tub on the other hand?
12:35I know what we're gonna do today.
12:36It's gonna be the bookcase, isn't it?
12:38Yes, it is.
12:40Jolly good.
12:40We're going to need wood and nails and...
12:43Oh, where's Perry?
12:44Why would we need Perry to build the bookcase?
12:47I was just wondering.
13:07Carl, Agent P beat your high score.
13:10Oh, man!
13:11Agent P, we've noticed an excess of plant life on Doof's balcony.
13:15We suspect it's part of a nefarious scheme.
13:18Get to the bottom of it, Agent P.
13:21I'm going back in, sir.
13:22You can't keep chasing that high, Carl.
13:26Ready, Dad?
13:27Okay, let me just fetch my spanner.
13:29I won't be a tick.
13:30What's a spanner?
13:31A wretch with an English accent.
13:33And what's a tick?
13:35A parasitic arachnid that attaches itself to larger warm-blooded vertebrates.
13:39This has not made anything clearer to me.
13:42What did I come in here for again?
13:44Was it my benchwarmer baseball cards, or this photo of me kicking an orange, or my sculpture
13:49of the world's happiest jackalope?
13:51Why are we building this thing again?
13:53Pretty sure the prevailing wisdom is reading is boring.
13:56Reading helps with your imagination.
13:58Yeah, I'm out.
14:00All right, Ferb, let's kick it off.
14:02We're going to give Dad the ultimate summer reading bookcase.
14:06We could add rope swings, secret passages.
14:09A homework-checking station.
14:10I mean a foosball station.
14:12And a pool that's hot, filled with soup.
14:15I'm back in.
14:35You want to come to the backyard with me, Mom.
14:39You want to come to the backyard...
14:40Hey, you don't need me to see anything today.
14:42Dad's recruited the kids to help him build a bookshelf.
14:44Hmmm.
14:45Perhaps it's time to try a more psychological approach.
14:49It's really not.
14:57Ah, Perry the Platypus
14:59So glad you could gum by
15:01I mean, I knew Gumbuddy would visit
15:03But it's, it's gum, it's gum
15:05You're in a gum trap
15:06No, really, don't, don't break out so fast
15:09I, I, I put way too much effort into that trap
15:11Took me six days to chew all that gum
15:14Yeah, I know it's gross
15:15And my jaw is killing me
15:16Anyway, behold, my face planted athars
15:19It doesn't make people fall on their faces
15:21It makes plants with my face
15:24My face on a plant
15:28Yeah, I'm aware that I look like someone's grandma
15:30But I've taken up gardening
15:31Because it was supposed to be relaxing
15:33But instead it brought up a lot of
15:34Long buried memories
15:36In Gemmelschump, the other kids used to tease me
15:39For not practicing photosynthesis
15:40Heinz has no chlorophyll, Heinz has no chlorophyll
15:43That's a weird thing to tease someone about
15:45Because who practices photosynthesis?
15:47It's literally just plants
15:48But I guess they'd run out of taunts
15:50And had to get creative
15:51But now they won't laugh at me anymore
15:54Because I've created
15:56An entire army of me plants
15:58Look at these guys, huh?
16:02With these doofus plants
16:03I will take over the tri-state
16:05There they are
16:06I made them omnivorous
16:07Because carnivorous just wasn't evil enough
16:10I mean carnivorous, what?
16:11They can't hurt plants?
16:12What's that all about?
16:13Uh, uh, how did you
16:16Why did the gum only hit me?
16:19Take this!
16:24Yes you are, yes you are
16:26Who's a good plant?
16:27Ow!
16:28Okay, I take it back
16:29You're an abomination
16:30Now attack my hands plants
16:32Attack!
16:34I'm not a plant!
16:35Ow, ow!
16:35No, no, not me, not me
16:37Snowbite, snowbite
16:38Bad plant!
16:41I'm reading on a rope swing
16:43I'm reading on a shark
16:44I got night vision goggles on
16:46I'm reading in the dark
16:47I'm reading
16:49I'm reading
16:50I'm reading
16:52I'm reading underwater
16:53I'm reading upside down
16:55I'm reading in the sewer
16:56Gonna read all over town
16:57I'm reading
17:00I'm reading
17:02My imagination soaring
17:04But I still think this is boring
17:05I'm reading
17:08I'm reading
17:09Hold on
17:10Where's dad?
17:12He's still in the garage
17:13Looking for a wrench
17:14With an English accent
17:15Mom, whatever you do
17:17Do not come outside
17:19Don't play mind games with me, Candace
17:21You pretending to not do
17:22What I know you're actually doing
17:24Won't not make me not come outside
17:26Yes, that's what
17:27Wait, was that a triple negative?
17:30So
17:31So now
17:35Dad, are you still in here?
17:36Right here, son
17:37I did manage to find my first edition of Caveman Man
17:41The world's first prehistoric comic book
17:43Carved out of granite
17:45I'm just having a little less luck finding my spanner
17:47Come on, Dad
17:48I can't wait to show you the progress we made
17:55Kids, this is miraculous
17:57I love the book evader
17:59And the book slide
18:00And, oh my
18:01Is that a leather-bound first printing of Kafka's metamorphosis?
18:07A poor man's Edgar Allan Poe
18:08Who added bugs to mask all the borrowed imagery
18:12What?
18:14I don't like reading
18:15Red Bull hot tub
18:16Mm-hmm
18:17Oh, your mother's got to see this
18:19Back in a mode
18:27I neglected to mention
18:28They've also developed a taste of wood and paper
18:31And Vanessa's leather boots
18:33And basically anything I've put in front of their mouths
18:37And it looks like we can add frying pans to that list
18:45We have to hit the self-destruct button
18:52Save me
18:53Save me
19:00I'm not a plant
19:01I...
19:04Okay, I deserve that
19:09Whoa, that's funky
19:11Those are the weirdest-looking plants I've ever seen
19:13Do their pieces look familiar?
19:18Nah, they don't look like anybody
19:21I'm eating on a plant
19:23I'm eating on a plant
19:23I'm a plant
19:24I'm eating on a plant
19:26I'm a plant
19:26I'm a plant
19:29I'm a plant
19:31I'm a plant
19:32I'm eating on a plant
19:34I'm a plant
19:34I'm a plant
19:36I'm a plant
19:37I'm eating on a plant
19:40I'm a plant
19:43I'm a plant
19:46I'm a plant
19:47I'm a plant
19:49I'm a black
19:50In survival
20:03We won't let this bookcase go without a fight
20:06Don't let this hit the higher ground
20:16Now this is what I'm talking about
20:18When have you ever talked about this?
20:21Tuesday, a week ago.
20:23I was just thinking,
20:25wouldn't it be cathartic to pound a bunch of carnivorous plants into submission with a book?
20:31I have no recollection of that.
20:33Less talkie-talkies, more fighty-fighties!
20:38Come out to the backyard and see what the boys have made and I'll be your best friend.
20:42I'll only apply to local colleges. I'll put you in the nice senior care facility.
20:46Oh, Linda, you really should see what the boys have made.
20:49It's quite impressive.
20:50Okay!
20:51Wait, what?
20:52Oh, sure, when he says it.
21:01Move back! We are out, nut bird!
21:16Move back!
21:17Move back!
21:20Move back!
21:20Move back!
21:21Move back!
21:22Move back!
21:24Curse you, Perry the Platypus, and also my own hubris for creating an army of meat plants!
21:31You still ain't got no chlorophyll! You still ain't got no chlorophyll!
21:35Hey, why are you guys still wearing the same clothes?
21:38We did it for the callback! We did it for the callback!
21:43I'm about!
21:47Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
21:54Wow, kids, that is impressive!
21:57It is lovely, but it seemed bigger.
22:01But, but, but...
22:02Oh, Candace, I can't wait for you to have children of your own one day.
22:06Here you go, Dad. Your very own bookcase.
22:09Sorry we lost some of it. There was a bit of an incident.
22:13Oh, kids, it's wonderful. The big one wouldn't have fit in the library anyway.
22:16Oh, I found my spanner.
22:19Nice!
22:23Oh, there you are, Perry.
22:26You guys are so weird.
22:30It's survival!
22:32I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a
22:37plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm
22:43a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant,
22:43I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a
22:44plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm
22:44a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant,
22:44I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a plant, I'm a
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