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Phineas And Ferb - Season 5 - Episode 06: Deconstructing Doof
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00:00There's another hundred and four days of summer vacation
00:04And school comes along just to end it
00:07So the annual problem for our generation
00:10Is finding a good way to spend it
00:13Like babies!
00:14Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
00:16Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
00:19Discovering something that doesn't exist
00:22Or giving a monkey a shower
00:25Surfin' tidal waves, creating nanobots
00:27Or locating Frankenstein's brain
00:29It's over here!
00:30Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent
00:33Or driving our sister insane
00:34Phineas!
00:36As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff
00:38To do before school starts this fall
00:40Come on, Perry!
00:41So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb
00:43Are gonna do it all!
00:46So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb
00:49Are gonna do it all!
00:51Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
01:02Wow, it's massive!
01:03A humongous boat is the perfect setting for a humongous bust!
01:08Bus boat!
01:09Well, technically it's a ship
01:10Candace, it's a vacation
01:11A vacation from busting
01:13And tonight, we get to see something that only happens once a decade
01:17The Tri-State Aurora
01:19A natural light show in the sky
01:21A shame there are no pets allowed
01:23Mmm, I know, but it was sweet of Stacy to pet-sit
01:26Eat my pixels, teal boy!
01:31Lucky shot!
01:33Agent P, pack your pool noodles and get to the Danville docks!
01:36Doof boarded a party cruise, and my aunt Olga is on that ship celebrating her birthday
01:40I don't want him to ruin her big day! Stop, Doof!
01:44Don't worry, I'll cover for you
01:48But I'm not giving back this pet-sitting money
01:50Welcome aboard, passengers!
01:52I am your captain, Sven Jorgensen Sutton
01:54Come sun down, hit the upper deck and witness the majestic beauty of the Tri-State Aurora
02:00Weather permitting, of course
02:11Vanessa, thanks for coming with me on this cruise
02:14I-I've been needing a break from evil
02:15It's so much more than a job, it's a lifestyle
02:19That you can take anywhere
02:20So behold, my travel-sizenator!
02:24Isn't that the garage door clicker?
02:26Well, yes, but-but I souped it up
02:28It's now my travel-sizenator
02:30And it will shrink anything I want, down to travel size, so it will fit in my bag
02:34And then when I get home, I just reverse it and voila!
02:37So your idea of a break from evil is to steal everything on the ship?
02:41It's not stealing!
02:42This cruise was advertised as all-inclusive, so I'm getting my money's worth
02:46Yeah, have fun with that
02:47I'm gonna go check out the ship, while there's still stuff left to see on it
02:50Oh, not for long, sweetie, have fun!
02:53Mini-TV, mini-mini-fridge
02:55Oh, it's so much cuter when it's mini-mini!
03:03You boys have fun!
03:04Sure thing, Mom!
03:05Absolutely splendid!
03:06I'll take a deep dive into the history of this ship and-
03:09Oh! Oh! Oh my! Oh!
03:11We'll meet back here tonight, for the Aurora!
03:14Forget the boys, Candace! We're on vacation!
03:16Let's head to the spa!
03:18That'll help you, I mean us, unwind!
03:20Hmm, we're out of our natural habitat, Ferb
03:23And I know what we're gonna do today!
03:25It's a Quintan Spirical Artillery!
03:31Cannonball!
03:31Sure, if you wanna say it the easy way!
03:34Cool castle!
03:35Yeah, this is fun, but there's only so much we can do with these blocks!
03:38We can help with that! Ferb, did you pack those miniature medieval catapults?
03:44I'll take that! There you go!
03:47I'll take that! Just getting my money's worth!
03:51And, ooh, that would look nice in my foyer!
03:54Ah, Perry the Platypus! How nice of you to join our little family victor!
03:59Ow, my toe!
04:03Attention passengers! Due to unexpected cloud cover, tonight's Aurora might be obstructed from you!
04:10Let us hope for a change in the weather!
04:13Bummer!
04:14Well, looks like it's time to head back into the windowless casino and lose all sense of time and spatial
04:18awareness!
04:20Thanks, Phineas and Ferb!
04:21Oh, you're welcome! But with those clouds, no one will be able to see the Aurora!
04:25Well, Ferb, I know what else we're gonna do today!
04:29My busting senses are tingling!
04:33Oh, that's just a massage oil, honey! Relax!
04:36Oof! Ow! Okay, okay, I'm relaxing!
04:43Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, is that you?
04:45Monty Monogram!
04:46What are the odds? Wow, it's been a while!
04:49Oh, please allow me to introduce you to Olga, my dad's vaguely European aunt!
04:53You! Nice young girl! Take stroll! Eat food with nephew! I must soak food!
05:00Okay, Auntie, I'll see you later! Shall we?
05:03We shall!
05:03One, two, cha-cha-cha, one, two!
05:06Ah!
05:09Ah!
05:15Ah!
05:18Ah!
05:27And now I've got potato salad in my pants!
05:31Again!
05:32It's crazy us bumping into each other like this, but I'm glad we did!
05:38Ooh, mini corndogs!
05:42Okay, Ferb, while a subatomic deionization rate could dissipate the cloud cover, it might be simpler to just raise the
05:48ship above the clouds. But how?
05:51Just look at us, Eddie! We've already run out to kids to make balloon animals for! What are we going
05:55to do with the rest of this helium?
05:57Ferb, we're gonna need bigger balloons!
06:11Check it out! It's working!
06:13So, Nessa, I gotta ask, what happened between us? You kinda just stopped calling.
06:19I don't know. The whole star-crossed love thing was fun and all, but I just couldn't keep lying to
06:23my dad about us.
06:24Wait! Star-crossed love? Wait, wait! Vanessa, was this your secret boyfriend? This guy? The guy with the enormous nostrils?
06:32Hey, you gotta bat in the cave there, buddy!
06:34Well, the rules are different. We're in international waters.
06:37Wait, wait, wait! No, no! I'm not on the menu!
06:39Did you hear something?
06:40Probably my stomach. I'm starving.
06:57Sorry, didn't agree with me. Well, that was smooth, huh? Unlike these potatoes. I'm gonna need another napkin.
07:03Right away, sir.
07:04Work on a cruise ship, they said. You'll see the world, they said. You won't just be picking up random
07:10people's soiled napkins, they said.
07:15Oh, come on!
07:21Hey, guys! Check out the Aurora!
07:26Whoa!
07:27Aww!
07:31When we're up high above the clouds, we glide without a care.
07:37And while there's all of these ribbons of ionized particles flowing through our hair,
07:42It's so so nice to have a ship that we can commandeer
07:47So we can soar among the colorful disturbances of our magnetosphere
07:53We couldn't see a thing below the hazy overcast
07:58We had to think of something cause this light show couldn't last
08:04We won't let disappointing weather patterns ever keep us down
08:09When the tri-state aurora comes around
08:13It's nice to have balloons and helium from two disgruntled clowns
08:20When the tri-state aurora comes around
08:24Comes around
08:27Comes around
08:32Hey, hey, let us go, you sky rat!
08:40Oh, thank you!
08:47Oh, thank goodness
08:50Pay the platypus, you're okay
08:54But not for long
08:57I'm gone
09:05Way to go, Ferb
09:06We did it!
09:08Wait, did what?
09:13Phineas and Ferb, that's absolutely beautiful
09:15And absolutely bustable!
09:19Mom, the boys tied massive circus balloon animals to the ship
09:22And we're flying through the sky!
09:23Candice, do you even hear the words that come out of your mouth?
09:26You need to relax, honey
09:27No! Cucumbers can wait!
09:29Must show proof!
09:32Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
09:35Wait, how does this toy castle have working catapult?
09:38Run!
09:45Hurry, Mom!
09:46I'm not sure we're allowed to run on the deck, Candice
09:58Hurry, Mom!
09:59There are huge balloon animals, and they're making us fly!
10:03Look, Mom, quick!
10:06Magnificent
10:06Thanks for making sure I didn't miss it, dear
10:09A perfect end to our mother-daughter day
10:11But, but, but, but...
10:13Oh, never mind
10:14It really is beautiful
10:16Well, passengers
10:18I am happy to announce
10:20The clouds have parted
10:22Take a look at the magic of the Tri-State Aurora
10:30Hey, the platypus, hold your tiny horses
10:35I just remembered
10:36My nether had a reverse switch this whole time
10:39I don't know what I was thinking
10:46Freeze!
10:47What?
10:48It said it was all-inclusive in the brochure
10:50Oh, it is
10:51We're arresting you for smuggling a platypus on board
10:54No pets allowed
10:56It's not my pet
10:57We have a complicated relationship
10:58Wow
10:59I'd say something really sweet and clever right now
11:01But I got nothing
11:02Me neither
11:05Eh, we're in international waters
11:07I guess it is pretty amazing
11:11Fine
11:13Truly marvelous
11:14You should have seen it up close
11:16It's so beautiful
11:18How is it so beautiful?
11:21The scope of possibilities in this world is as vast as the ocean
11:24And as limitless as the cosmos
11:25See, Earl?
11:27This makes all those clown college student loans worth it
11:30Well, Perry the platypus
11:32It looks like a net
11:37Curse you, Perry the platypus
11:38And curse you too, you awe-inspiring natural phenomenon
11:45Hi, Fireside girls
11:46Let's welcome another day for us to be chipper, cooperative, and cheer in unison
11:50Yay!
11:51As you all know
11:52The annual Fireside Cupcake Chamboree is coming up
11:55And we have a big decision to make
11:57Picking the cupcake flavor to bring
11:59Miss Fireside will be here soon to guide the preceding
12:03Oh, hi Miss Fireside
12:05You won't make it in today
12:06I guess I can run the meeting
12:08I'll just follow the Fireside Handbook
12:10Feel better, bye!
12:12So I guess we'll go ahead and start
12:14Our trusty Fireside Handbook has some guidelines to follow
12:17Starting with the compliment session
12:18You are worthy of every patch you've earned
12:21You always inspire me to get 1% better
12:24You have natural charm and leadership ability
12:29Sorry to, uh, cling your pong, Agent P
12:32But we've received word that Doofenshmirtz has made an appointment to renew his evil business license
12:37And the only thing worse than regular evil is unlicensed evil
12:42So, make sure he does the proper paperwork
12:45That reminds me, sir
12:46Alka's business license expired last month
12:49There's nothing wrong with unlicensed good, Carl
12:51Oh, uh, since you're in the area, Carl would appreciate it if you renewed our license, too
12:59I think it's cupcake time!
13:02Cupcake time!
13:03Yeah!
13:03Cupcake time!
13:04So, it says here we should vote on our preferred cupcake flavor
13:08That should be super easy
13:10Vanilla
13:10Vanilla
13:11Vanilla
13:12Red velvet
13:15What? I like red velvet
13:16I like red velvet
13:18Vanilla
13:19Red velvet
13:19Vanilla
13:20Red velvet
13:21Vanilla
13:21Red velvet
13:22So, what do we do now, Isabella?
13:24Oh, um, well, it says here, in the incredibly unlikely event of a tie vote, just vote again
13:30Hmm
13:31All in favor of vanilla, raise your hand
13:34All in favor of red velvet
13:38Hmm, I don't remember a single time we didn't unanimously pick the same thing, then rejoice in a harmonized shriek
13:43Hmm, a split decision
13:45Now what?
13:46This is a situation that fireside girls have never had to deal with
13:52Carry the platypus
13:53Walk and talk, my nibble friend, walk and talk
13:56I have to renew my evil business license at Danville's embassy for evil today
14:00You can come along in case I need someone to vouch for my evilness, which I think, I think you
14:04can do
14:04Shoo, shoo, go find your own innator to put your gross pigeon feet on, eh?
14:08Have you seen pigeon feet?
14:10Well, don't start now, trust me
14:12You can't unsee them
14:14Disgusting!
14:15That's the trap I was going to use on you, but my evil license expired as we previously established
14:20And I don't want to pay all those fines
14:26Ahem, Addison, you were the first to earn a cupcake delivery patch
14:30How about you deliver your trash to the trash can?
14:34Well, maybe you should get a shut your cake hole patch
14:36Excuse me?
14:38Nothing
14:39Maybe we should try giving the cupcake flavor another vote
14:42What if we did donuts?
14:43They're random!
14:43Donuts!
14:44I love dunkable snacks
14:45Okay, ladies, I think we should stick to cupcakes
14:48Let's just pick one
14:49Red velvet or vanilla
14:51How about neither?
14:52Let's pick a new flavor
14:53Why not donuts?
14:54Why not donuts?
14:57Girls, stop!
14:58I'm sorry
14:59Let's just, um
15:01Okay, here's an idea from the one of those days section
15:04Let's all hold hands and sing a jovial song in D major
15:08And do one
15:08Two, a three
15:14Wait, what's happening?
15:16We've never gone off pitch
15:17Is there a full moon tonight?
15:19Is Mercury the future great?
15:23This should take just a minute, Perry the Blatwurst
15:25Diminutive, I'd say it's nice to see you
15:28But I'm an evil scientist, not a liar
15:31Doofenshmirtz?
15:31Yes, yes
15:32Enough of this awkward banter
15:34I'm cutting in line
15:38Isabella, why don't you let me take over the meeting?
15:41It seems like it's too much for you
15:43It's not too much for me, Gretchen
15:45It's a cupcake vote
15:47Just pick a flavor
15:48You want to put us in all these little boxes
15:50Like your stupid little vanilla cupcakes
15:52But we just want to do whatever we want
15:54You're not the boss of us
15:56Not the boss
15:57Not the boss
15:58Whatever we want
15:59General anger
16:00Just vote for a flavor
16:02Who wants vanilla?
16:03Vanilla, huh?
16:04Do you have a patch for being...
16:06Basic?
16:08Ooh
16:10Well, I do have the most patches
16:12So yes, I probably do have that basic patch
16:15Um, what I mean to say is
16:17Let's focus, girls
16:19The girls need someone to make a choice
16:21To lead them
16:22Gretchen, what's going on?
16:25We're always on the same page
16:26I think it's time I have my own page
16:28A new page
16:31Gretchen, what's going on?
16:32Mr. Greg, what's going on?
16:33No!
16:34No!
16:40Oh, hello, handsome
16:42Do you have a viable backstory?
16:45Oh, plenty, plenty
16:47Back in Druselstein
16:48In the data
16:49Please do not monologue into the interface
16:52And perhaps you shouldn't have asked
16:54Please select your nemesis
16:56Uh, he's more of a
16:58A frenemy
16:59But our boundaries are fluid
17:02You are ready to begin your assessment
17:05Right this way, please
17:08See?
17:09Cupgeeks can be donuts, too
17:10We don't have to conform to society's norms anymore
17:13Non-conforming
17:14Picks with home
17:15I taste power
17:17Only whoever holds the handbook should speak
17:19Your taste is suspect, Isabella
17:22Who even thinks triangles are cute?
17:24He's more than a triangle
17:26Oh, that's not like me
17:27The choice is easy
17:28Red velvet or donuts?
17:31Pick your size
17:32Chocolate!
17:33Cheese plate!
17:35Remember, girls
17:35Cooperate!
17:36Appreciate!
17:38No!
17:38When?
17:401pm
17:41Taste test the girls' cupcakes
17:45I love it!
17:47I love the taste!
17:50You can't see it like this!
17:54I guess girls do mature faster than boys
17:56Your next assignment is scheming
17:59Take over this model of the tri-state area
18:02Your time starts now
18:05Doof-likey!
18:06Well, first, I would place a robot army right here
18:09Wait, wait, that's a one-way street
18:10So they would actually, I guess, be over here
18:13Wait, this is no longer a vacuum store
18:15They actually sell tires
18:16T-I-R-E-S
18:18Tires
18:19They sell tires there
18:20Wait, and who made this model?
18:21This can't be a restaurant
18:22They're not zoned for food
18:24And...
18:25Time's up
18:26Eh, that tracks, I suppose
18:28Okay
18:28We're just gonna montage through the next few tests
18:43Aww
18:58Pick a side, or bring the fire
19:00Operate, you animal!
19:02Pick a side, or bring the fire
19:04Pick a side, or bring the fire
19:07Bring the fire
19:09And watch it burn!
19:14Watch it all burn!
19:18Watch your back
19:20I'm ready to rumble
19:22We're gonna do it
19:23It's way the cupcakes crumbles
19:25We make them from scratch
19:27You've met your match
19:29I'm gonna earn my
19:31Order, keep up!
19:32Watch it burn!
19:35Watch it all burn!
19:39You want vanilla
19:41But I'm cedarate
19:42Know it!
19:43I think there's something wrong
19:45With your head
19:46I'm not sweet
19:47I'm sour
19:48I'm hungry for power
19:50And then it's escalated
19:52And let's go down!
19:53Watch it burn!
19:56Watch it all burn!
20:00Watch it all burn!
20:03Watch it all burn!
20:05Watch it all burn!
20:07Watch it all burn!
20:08Watch it all burn!
20:09Are there any more tests?
20:10No, you completed all the tests
20:12But our system is down
20:13So you'll have to come back tomorrow
20:15What?
20:16Tomorrow?
20:16Or you can do it all online
20:18Online?
20:19That was an option this whole time?
20:21Well ain't that a kicker
20:25They really need to add a section for this in the handbook
20:28This is seriously out of control
20:30But I feel so safe with you, Isabella
20:34Like nothing bad will ever happen
20:39Man, that was difficult
20:42It used to be so easy
20:43Just like filling out a piece of paper
20:45And dropping it off
20:46Alright, Perry the Platypus
20:48You can do your thing now
20:49I've got the rest of the afternoon off
20:51Apparently
20:51Congratulations
20:53You have renewed your good business license
20:57You know, I'm just gonna take the high road
20:58And use this as a backstory for some
21:00Please do not monologue into the interface
21:05I can't lie, girl
21:06I'm tempted to join you all in the chaos
21:09Maybe there's a patch at the end of this very dark tunnel
21:12But for the first time, I don't know
21:15Down with Isabella
21:16Down with Isabella
21:21Son of a patch
21:24That's it
21:31Wait, wait, why is this turned on?
21:33Shoo, shoo, bird, shoo
21:34Ha, I hope my uncooperatornather didn't cause any problems in that little building over there
22:05That was weird
22:08What happened?
22:09I have no idea
22:11So, how about red velvet with vanilla frosting?
22:15Yay!
22:18See? Everything works out when you cooperate
22:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
22:29ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
22:32ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
22:35ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
22:36ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
22:38ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
22:50Watch it fly
22:54Watch it fall
22:55Fly
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