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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 09: Tunnel Vision
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00:10Previously on Resident Alien
00:12We gotta put a stop to this thing
00:13Sounds like this mantis planning on turning old mining days into an all-you-can-eat buffet
00:20This is so unfair
00:22Sahar's at the festival helping Harry kill the mantis
00:24I'm the only one that can actually see aliens
00:26Hi, I'm Robert Peterbach's son
00:29Your father is alive
00:30Remember way back when Max said the Newtown doctor is an alien
00:34And you threatened to throw him in jail?
00:35Calera?
00:36Hi
00:37Max?
00:38Max?
00:39Now that you're all here, it's time that we come out with this
00:41Harry is an alien
00:43Just so we're clear, I still don't trust you
00:45You just need to get over yourselves and work together
00:48I'm gonna try to lure it into the mine
00:49Once we bait the mantis into the elevator, we're gonna fry with electricity
00:54Max, just in time, Harry's about to go into the mine
00:56I see it, Jepty Liv is the mantid
01:09Judd Calhoun, you okay in there?
01:12Not great, Bitty
01:13Well, you sit tight now
01:14We got 58 people out here
01:16Plus me, he's gonna get you out
01:1859 people?
01:20To save one miner?
01:22Yep
01:22There's too many people jammed in one tunnel
01:25It's not safe
01:26Get him out of there, it's gonna collapse
01:38Bitty!
01:45Boy, too many people
02:03Humans lived in caves for thousands of years
02:06Until they came out into the light and invented things like beach volleyball and skin cancer
02:13But to change and grow, sometimes humans have to go back into the darkness again
02:19I will come out of this darkness changed
02:22Or maybe not come out at all
02:25Which would be sad
02:26I saved half of my pizza from last night
02:28And I could have just finished the whole thing
02:32Your deputy said she followed a smoking man in here
02:36I do not smell smoke
02:38Yeah, well, Deputy Liv is no liar
02:39So if she says she saw a smoking man, she saw a smoking man
02:43Maybe your nose is all
02:45My nose is on
02:47And it is sucking
02:49All I smell is your fear like rotten fruit and garbage
02:53My fear doesn't have a smell, because I don't have fear
02:55Hell, if somebody was born without fear's scent glands
02:58I could donate mine to them, because mine never get used
03:02Wait, did you step in a raccoon poop?
03:06You know what?
03:07I might have, yep
03:08Yeah, that is a fit
03:10Well
03:12Okay
03:14We might need to split up
03:16Yes
03:18I will go this way
03:21You go back to the entrance and wait
03:23What?
03:24The hell I will
03:25You can play with your phone if you want
03:27That's a no-go, alien doc
03:28I need to lure that thing into my electrified mine-shaft elevator trap
03:32It will kill you before you get to electro-
03:35Oh, really?
03:37I am the only one who is capable of killing a mantid
03:39Oh, yeah? How many have you killed?
03:41With my hands or with weapons?
03:43Either
03:43Well, I would have to count
03:45How long would that take?
03:47I'm done
03:49It's not long
03:50How about you?
03:52About the same
03:53Fine
03:53It is a tie
03:55Fine, and we'll work together
03:56Fine
03:58I'll slow it down with the shotgun
03:59And then you finish it off
04:01Now we just have to decide
04:02Which one of these tunnels to take
04:05All right, yeah, together
04:07Together's best
04:07The truth of the matter is
04:09We come up against that head-eating son-of-a-bitch up in here
04:11Probably don't take both of us to
04:18Damn it
04:20Hey
04:21Go ahead, tell her what you saw
04:23The mantid is Deputy Baker
04:24I saw it going into the mines
04:26Liv
04:27You must have shapeshifted into her at some point
04:29I have to go in and mourn Harry
04:30Absolutely not
04:31It is too dangerous
04:33Um
04:34Okay
04:36You two stay put
04:37I'm going to circle around on the south entrance shortcut
04:39There's a hole in the fence
04:40Teenagers just to go through to party in there
04:44I forget I said that
04:45Okay
04:45Never party in there
04:47Or anywhere
04:49Make good choices
04:53Let's go
04:54What?
04:55There's a shapeshifting alien in there
04:58It's too dangerous
04:58I can't go in
05:01You can't either
05:02I have to
05:04Max!
05:07Please don't die
05:10Hey, all right
05:11Next up
05:12Our three-time winner of the hairiest leg competition
05:16Sponsored by our third grade class
05:18You know her, you love her
05:19Charmaine Downley
05:20Done
05:22Have you seen Max?
05:24No, isn't he with you?
05:25No, he was
05:25But he jumped out of the car at the gas station
05:27See, this is why I keep wanting money in the budget for a deputy mayor
05:30I've got too much going on to run this town by myself
05:35Oh
05:37Wow, half an inch
05:40Even longer than last year
05:41I dare say by next winter
05:43You'll be sledding in shorts
05:45It's Max
05:46He went into the mine after Harry
05:48The mantid's in there
05:58Harry!
05:59Max!
06:00Deputy Baker is the mantid
06:02She went in here
06:03She must be down one of these tunnels
06:04This is bad
06:06Thank you for telling me it was brave
06:08Now, run!
06:09No!
06:10I want to help
06:12Why does everyone keep telling me I can't?
06:14Because you are a child
06:16Yes
06:16You are tall
06:18And yes, in the evenings you smell like a dead animal
06:21But a child
06:24Plus your father would be mad if I let you die
06:26I will never hear the end of his whining
06:29Max, are you with me?
06:31Max!
06:32You hear that whining?
06:33That's the voice that will haunt my dreams
06:35Go to him
06:36Now!
06:37You have done all you can here
06:39Although you could have brought me a churro
06:42Now go!
06:43Go!
06:45Go!
06:56Oh, yay!
06:58Dr. Van der Spiegel, there you are
06:59I got totally lost and the mantid is here somewhere
07:02Have you seen the sheriff?
07:05Boo!
07:06Boo, you are a bad actor!
07:09I know you are the mantid!
07:11And no one even had to tell me
07:12Son of a bitch!
07:14Good, I hated being that one
07:16Oh my god, aliens are so cool
07:19Well, now you are one, honey
07:21Enjoy
07:23Anyway, I was gonna kill you and the idiot sheriff together
07:26But now I'll have to do it one at a time
07:27No?
07:28And it's you who will die one at a time
07:30Well, there's only one of me, so
07:32Well, then I guess I will kill you twice
07:34You couldn't even do it once
07:36You ran away like a little bitch
07:38I am not the same weak human that you faced the last time
07:42You are looking at a powerful yet emotionally available alien
07:45The one I tricked with free pizza
07:48Yeah, too bad for you
07:49I've already eaten
07:53You're waiting for alien!
07:54I knew it, I knew your ass was working with the mantid
07:56He is the mantid, shoot him!
07:59What?
07:59No, she's wrong, she is the mantid
08:02She's throwing my mantiside!
08:03Shoot him!
08:04Shoot her!
08:04You know me, Mike, and you've never trusted Harry
08:07Not since you first met him and said he walked funny
08:10That is very mean
08:11You know, the truth hurts
08:21No!
08:27Time to go up
08:28It's time to go up
08:31Where's mommy, daddy?
08:33Where's auntie Oz?
08:34Are they in your...
08:37Dummy?
08:37Are they in your...
08:40Nose?
08:43Are they having fun?
08:46Oh, fun
08:55Well, look at you, Sheriff, big balls
09:05Where's my deputy?
09:07How did you know I wasn't her?
09:09Because the real deputy, Leah, would never address me as Mike
09:11She calls me sir
09:12She has too much respect for the hierarchy of rank
09:15And you never really said that I had a funny walk
09:17No, I did say that
09:18I can't even walk behind me
09:20It is very odd
09:21I don't know how to explain it
09:22Where is she?
09:23Where is deputy, Leah?
09:24You mean Schrodinger's deputy
09:26No
09:26I don't want to ruin the surprise
09:33What is wrong with my walk?
09:35Who the hell is Schrodinger?
09:37Is that the kid that played the piano on the peanuts?
09:39No, it meant the concept in quantum physics
09:41Where until we see Deputy Liv
09:43She is both alive and dead at the same time
09:45Okay, well, I choose alive
09:46Who would choose dead?
09:48I think it meant it as a joke
09:50Okay, well, it wasn't funny
09:51It's edgy
09:52I don't like edgy comedy
09:53I'm more observational
09:54You know, like airline food
09:55And how people walk and whatnot
09:57Come on
09:58Let's go
09:58Get that
09:59Get that
09:59Come on
10:03I walk normally
10:05See, I was
10:07I walk
10:08I walk normally
10:13Max?
10:14Where are you?
10:16I still don't see how he snuck away
10:18Was he right there at the pump?
10:19I wasn't at the pump
10:20I had the guy do it
10:22You used full service?
10:24Don't start
10:24I mean it
10:25Mom!
10:26Dad!
10:27Max!
10:28Oh my God
10:29You're okay
10:30I'm sorry
10:31Buddy, you scared us
10:32Okay, let's go
10:33We have to get out of here
10:34Come on
10:34No!
10:36I just came to get my taser
10:37What?
10:38No!
10:39Harry needs me
10:41The mantid is a shapeshifter
10:43It could be anyone
10:45Anyone?
10:46Really?
10:47You think I'm a mantid?
10:49I thought you could pump your own gas
10:50What do I know?
10:51Oh my God
10:51It's neither of you
10:53And I would know
10:54Since I can see aliens
10:57Right
10:58I'm the only one
10:59Who can help
11:00Get it?
11:03We get that you are our son
11:04That's what we get
11:07Now come on
11:08No!
11:09Yes!
11:10You come with us right now
11:12Or
11:14No allowance
11:16When the government hires me
11:17Because I can see aliens
11:18I won't need an allowance
11:20Okay
11:21Well then
11:23No bike riding
11:24Okay?
11:24Your bike's ours now
11:25Yeah, I'll ride it to work
11:26Thanks for the bike
11:27Pretty sure they'll hire me a driver
11:31So what do we do now?
11:32I don't know
11:33The threats were our only parenting tool
11:38Okay
11:39But we're coming with you
11:40Yes
11:40Mom, that's so embarrassing
11:42Shh
11:44Oh, Hunt
11:45There is a spider right by your head
11:59I'm keeping this
12:02I like it
12:09Dad?
12:11Dad, where are you?
12:13Come back
12:14This isn't this thing
12:18No, it's not
12:19I have to help Harry
12:21You go back
12:22You can't do this on your own
12:24You're not strong enough
12:25Yes, I am
12:28Wait
12:30My dad would never say that
12:32You're the mantid!
12:34Arthur?
12:36Darce?
12:39Darce, the mantid is here!
12:41I'm lost
12:43Is he really you?
12:46Yes
12:46How can you abandon me here
12:49You selfish animal?
12:52Shut up
12:53Shut up
12:54and stir yourself
12:55Ah
12:59Ah
13:00Ah
13:02Ah
13:03Ah
13:04Ah
13:07Ah
13:08Ah
13:12Ah
13:13Ah
13:13There you are
13:14Liv is the mantid
13:16We know
13:16Did you see her?
13:18There you are
13:18Liv is the mantid
13:20Ah
13:20No
13:22I'm not the mantid
13:23She is
13:25Okay
13:25We're not doing this again
13:26Which is it?
13:27I don't know
13:28Why don't you ask him about my funny walk?
13:29Shoot her!
13:30That's the mantid
13:32That's the mantid
13:32That one is the mantid
13:39No!
13:40I'm shooting!
13:41Oh
13:41Oh
13:42What is that?
13:44He's getting in
13:45Max, come here
13:48It stopped
13:49Alright, come on
13:50Let's go get that sumbitch
13:51Come on, come on
13:52Before he gets away, come on
13:55Come on
13:56Follow me
13:57Be careful
13:58These rocks just failed
14:02Alright, come on
14:03This is an older cave system
14:06I would not suggest shooting that gun in these caves
14:10Careful, Max
14:14Oh, Pete
14:15Where are you?
14:16Ah
14:18Oh
14:19God
14:19Oh
14:24Harry, you were right
14:26Look
14:26JC
14:27Is that
14:28Jesus?
14:29No
14:30It's Jed Calhoun
14:32The lost miner
14:3359 died to save one
14:35Oh, Harry
14:46Oh
14:54Harry, watch out
15:02I can't shoot him
15:03I don't have a clear shot
15:03You might use it
15:04I use my phone lights
15:05Oh, damn it
15:24Oh
15:25Oh
15:25Ah
15:29Oh
15:30D
15:31Oh
15:38Ah
15:39Yeah
15:58Oh!
16:07Yeah, Mom!
16:08Finish her!
16:09Oh!
16:16Hasta?
16:18Are you okay?
16:20Mm-hmm.
16:21I'm good.
16:45Oh, my God.
16:49Don't get too cocky now.
16:52I was about to die anyway.
16:55You just made it more fun.
16:59Where's my deputy, you son of a bitch?
17:01And why are you still being her?
17:03So you know what she'll look like
17:06when she dies.
17:09What?
17:11No.
17:13When she dies, you hear that?
17:15That means she's still alive.
17:16Yes.
17:18For now.
17:43What the hell?
17:46What the hell?
18:08And I never know if Mantid is capitalist.
18:12God, I can't believe that you've been doing stuff like today
18:15just every day.
18:16And you haven't been able to tell anyone?
18:19Not every day.
18:21Some days.
18:22A lot.
18:24Okay, both.
18:25But, you know, I take stuff to sleep.
18:27Oh, God. Can I have some?
18:29Yes.
18:29Oh, that is definitely a sprained ankle.
18:32Okay, roll up the sock here.
18:33Hold that. I'll be right back.
18:34Okay, I have to get a wrap.
18:36Whew.
18:44Oh, God.
18:48What?
18:59Yeah, thank you.
19:00Bye.
19:02Okay, I called Liv's husband John to come in,
19:05and where did you find those mini donuts?
19:06In the mayor's desk?
19:08Ma'am, he told me the vending machine wasn't restocked.
19:10As soon as we find Deputy Liv, I'm gonna call for his impeachment.
19:13If husband John can tell us where she went,
19:15then we can find the Mantid's egg sack and end this.
19:19No, no.
19:20We find Liv, then the egg sack, in that order.
19:23It is the same order.
19:25The Mantid said it was already dying,
19:27which means that it had completed its life cycle
19:30and its mission to mate.
19:33Are you telling me that thing, mated with my deputy?
19:35I do not know.
19:36But the eggs take two weeks to gestate,
19:38so there is still time to save her
19:40and to buy a nice gift for her alien baby shower.
19:44I'm getting a breast pump.
19:46I tried to call you.
19:48I was in a mine shaft. You okay?
19:52I found Agent Gardner.
19:53You found Jules?
19:55Is she alive?
19:56Uh-uh.
20:01Oh, God, no.
20:03And I have seen dead bodies before, Mike.
20:06You know that I have seen dead bodies before,
20:10but this was, this, oh, my God.
20:13Her abdomen was, uh, was open like nesting dolls
20:17and, uh, goo and webbing.
20:20Oh, that's not good.
20:21No.
20:22No, it's not.
20:23Does it seem like I'm putting a positive spin on it?
20:25The empty abdomen?
20:26That is where the egg sac would have been.
20:28So it was Agent Gardner, the mantid impregnated,
20:31not Deputy Eeyore.
20:32Well, that's a good thing, at least.
20:35Yes, it is good that the deputy was not impregnated.
20:39Mantid postpartum depression is a very real thing.
20:41Yeah, no shit.
20:42I'm gonna have it for years now.
20:44Aha!
20:45That's edgy.
20:46Oh, I'm so sorry, Mike.
20:48Sorry about what?
20:50All of it.
20:52Aliens.
20:54Nothing else could have done this.
20:56And, and I should have believed you.
20:58Jules might still be alive,
20:59and now we have to kill all the aliens.
21:01Hey!
21:03Watch it, sister.
21:04Oh, uh, yeah.
21:05Um, he's one.
21:10Hi.
21:11Listen, I'm glad that you believe me,
21:13but right now we need to find Deputy Liv.
21:15Now, if he didn't need her to mate,
21:17why else would he keep her alive?
21:19I have a theory, but you're not going to like it.
21:46Wake up!
21:54Uh, are we in your storage unit?
21:58Yeah.
21:59I keep a giant sack of mantid babies, you know, in case I run out.
22:03Well, how'd that happen?
22:06The last thing I remember is that Jules, the mantid one,
22:10followed us back to the storage place and attacked us.
22:13This thing, I have no idea.
22:18I do.
22:20The mantid are a parasitoid species, meaning they lay their eggs in a host body,
22:25and then when they hatch, they use that body for food.
22:29Okay.
22:29These eggs aren't in a body anymore.
22:33So, when the hungry mantid babies hatch, their food will have to be...
22:39Us.
22:40Us.
22:51Sheriff, I got your message to camp if I said I could.
22:53Have you heard from Liv?
22:54Not yet, but we're going to find her, I guarantee it.
22:56You should not guarantee it.
22:58I guarantee it a hundred percent.
23:02Detective Torres, did your wife tell you where she was going the last time you spoke to her?
23:05Yeah, she said she was going to take Robert, the alien tracker's son,
23:07to our storage unit to hide him from the secret government agents
23:10because he thought hybrid humanoid aliens were following him.
23:13That's weird.
23:14She never mentioned having a storage unit.
23:16That is literally the least weird thing in that sentence.
23:18We got it when I had enough of her filling up the garage.
23:20I'm more of a toss it out guy, but Liv.
23:21You can talk about your hoarder wife later.
23:24Tell us where the storage unit is before your wife gets eaten by space bugs.
23:28What?
23:28Just go, go, go, go.
23:30I'll fill you in in the car, come on.
23:35Asta?
23:38Everything okay in there?
23:47Asta?
23:54Oh, my God.
23:57Asta!
23:58Asta!
24:03Asta!
24:04Asta, wake up.
24:05Asta!
24:06Asta!
24:07Asta!
24:13All right, now, John, when you open that door, I gotta warn you,
24:16we don't know what we gonna find in there.
24:17Tell him about Schrodinger!
24:18No!
24:19From Peanuts?
24:19Just open it and get back, all right?
24:28She kept the croquet set, we never played it once.
24:31Damn.
24:31That's a bad lead.
24:32So what are we supposed to do now?
24:33If he does not want it, I will take the croquet set.
24:36The cameras were shut off, but we're in the right place.
24:39How do you know?
24:39You found an alien fingerprint or something?
24:41Sort of.
24:41The security guard has no head.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44Okay, so we know we're in the right place.
24:46We just gotta figure out what unit they're in.
24:48All right, come on, y'all.
24:49Let's go.
25:00Called Harry.
25:01He's not picking up.
25:03While the black stuff in her veins has gone down,
25:04that's probably good.
25:05Yeah, I couldn't see much during the fight,
25:07but I think that's where the mantid grabbed her.
25:09Maybe she got some kind of poison?
25:11Yeah, well, he won't be poisoning anyone else anytime soon.
25:14Kate zapped the crap out of him with the taser.
25:16Well, Harry crushed his head with that miner's pickaxe.
25:19Did Ben tell you we found Jed Calhoun, the missing miner?
25:21Probably gonna be on the news.
25:22Yeah, well, just that part.
25:23Not the mantid.
25:24Harry sent that through a space portal
25:26to something called the Galactic Housing Council.
25:32We sang Wheels on the Bus.
25:35Please.
25:37Deputy!
25:38You in here?
25:39Left!
25:40Honey!
25:42Left!
25:45Okay, okay.
25:47You gotta split up.
25:47John, you come with me.
25:50Getting worried about the town.
25:52Me too.
25:52If those eggs hatch and multiply,
25:54the council will blame me
25:56and then throw me in the acid pit!
25:59I don't care about no damn council.
26:01All I care about is getting my deputy back.
26:02So you use whatever freaky alien powers
26:05you have to make that happen
26:06or you get the hell out of my way
26:07because I'm not losing her.
26:09Do you understand?
26:10You did not let me finish.
26:12They will throw me in the acid pit
26:14and then I will not be able to save the deputy.
26:18There I am now.
26:20I feel like you just added that so I wouldn't be mad,
26:23but I'm too angry to be mad.
26:25Alien ass mother.
26:30So now what?
26:31We gonna split up again?
26:32Harry!
26:34This way!
26:34Hurry!
26:35Asta?
26:36What?
26:39It's this way.
26:39Wait.
26:40How do you know?
26:41Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?
26:45Because Asta's dying.
26:52What do you mean Asta's dying?
26:54I think her soul is trying to leave her body.
26:56She is between life and death.
26:59How'd she find you?
27:01I cannot explain it without doing a jingle dance.
27:04She's part of everything now.
27:06I have to leave to stop this from happening.
27:09Okay.
27:09Look, man.
27:10I get it, alright?
27:11When my mom died,
27:12at that exact moment,
27:13I felt her come to me and tell me
27:15to take care of my dad, okay?
27:16I believe her.
27:17But I don't know what we gonna be up against
27:19when I find my deputy.
27:20And you're the strongest guy here.
27:22That's...
27:23That's just a fact, okay?
27:25So I need you.
27:27Go.
27:29Help him.
27:30Save Liv.
27:33Save everyone.
27:34Alright.
27:36For you.
27:37Wow.
27:38For me?
27:39Thanks, man.
27:40I mean, I was just speaking from the heart.
27:41I'm just trying to keep it real.
27:42Not for you.
27:45Not for me.
27:45I thought you just said it was for me.
27:46You ain't gotta make up your mind, man.
27:48You're playing games with my heart.
27:52God, I hate this.
27:54I never liked crying.
27:58Something the alcohol was good for is...
28:00keeping those feelings way, way down.
28:03These days, I'm like a tear fountain.
28:07There's probably enough vodka in there to serve a wedding reception.
28:10Plus, there's plenty of drugs in here to help numb the feelings.
28:16But I really want that 30 day chip.
28:22It's a perfect thickness to help our table stop wobbling.
28:28That was a joke.
28:31Apparently that's another thing I do.
28:33Use humor to cover my fears.
28:36I'm learning so much. Yay!
28:43It's just different seeing you like this.
28:46Needing help.
28:50I remember the first time, one of the only times I...
28:52I ever saw you admitting you got hurt was when...
28:55you got hit in the head with that dodgeball that Katie Murtha threw.
28:59Remember her?
29:00Jesus.
29:02She got held back a grade and her parents were German,
29:05so she was the size of a prison guard.
29:08So I knew that all really hurt.
29:11You hated needing anyone.
29:14You hated everyone fussing over you.
29:21I never had that problem.
29:25You know that.
29:28But I need you to take care of you now.
29:35Do what you need to do.
29:39Just live.
29:45Just live.
29:46Just live.
29:58Just live.
30:02What is going on with you?
30:06What the hell is going on with you?
30:17Hey.
30:18Did you just scoot further away from the exit of me?
30:21No.
30:22That's stupid.
30:23Shut up.
30:24You can't.
30:25Okay, I'm sorry.
30:26My survival instincts are very high right now.
30:29Why aren't you panicked too?
30:32I'm just chill.
30:37No.
30:40No.
30:43No.
30:44No.
30:44No.
30:45No.
30:46Sir, we're here.
30:47Daddy, if you could hurry.
30:52Move.
30:52Get out of the way.
30:53Get out of the way.
30:54We can't move.
30:55Then leave.
30:55Do not shoot the egg sack the babies will scatter.
30:58There's one.
30:59Oh, Jesus.
31:01Come back here, you little penis monster!
31:05God, this weapon's like metal.
31:07Vivi!
31:08John!
31:09Oh, Lena, you got a knife?
31:11Of course.
31:11Oh, and that's why I let you.
31:13Cut him loose.
31:13Eat shit, you little gristle pig!
31:15Taste the bottom of my foot!
31:17More than a hatchet!
31:18Okay, you know what? This is taking too long.
31:20Let's just drag him out and lock the outer door.
31:22Yeah, that's not gonna work.
31:23No, they will escape.
31:25I mean, what are we supposed to do?
31:30Oh!
31:33Oh, oh, oh!
31:43Well, that's new!
31:44I accessorized it.
31:46Dad?
31:53Robert.
31:54Robert.
31:56My son.
32:03That's a robot man.
32:04Yes.
32:05Yes, it is.
32:06Hey, where's Harry?
32:11What's happening to her?
32:13The infection from the mantid scratch is trying to release her life force from her body.
32:18But Joseph got mangled by the mantid. Why didn't that happen to him?
32:20Maybe because Joseph's part alien?
32:22Yes.
32:24And since I am immune too, I will transfuse her with my blood.
32:32If she can survive that, your blood will save her.
32:36Yes, that.
32:38I'll kill her.
32:51Creatures of all kinds find ways to change.
32:54Birds were once dinosaurs.
32:56A caterpillar turns into a chrysalis and comes out a butterfly.
33:01People go into spa retreats and come out vegetarians.
33:05I do not want Asta to change
33:08I like her the way she is
33:10But as long as she is alive anywhere
33:13I will be happy
33:21How's she doing?
33:23Any changes?
33:26She will live
33:29Good
33:30Are you sure?
33:32Yes, I'm a doctor
33:34Not really
33:35Not more than you
33:36Still know
33:40It's in Asta's hands now
33:43Yeah?
33:45You're not worried?
33:47Sure I am
33:49I don't want her to go
33:53I tried to take Harry out more than once
33:56If he got her hurt
33:58But here we are
34:00And my people know that we only walk here
34:03On Mother Earth for so long
34:06It's a gift
34:09Not a guarantee
34:13When my father was dying
34:17He was so calm
34:19I figured it was because of the morphine
34:22But he took my hand and he said
34:25I'm just waiting here for my horse to come and pick me up
34:32And then I'm going to leave
34:36And then I'm going to leave
34:37I'm ready to go
34:42I am ready
34:46I can wish for Asta to stay here
34:51She has a lot more to do
34:53Here
34:54I think
35:00But it's the person who's on the edge of life
35:03Who gets to decide
35:07How it will go
35:21She will live
35:25You're a good man
35:27Doctor
35:42How's the ankle feeling?
35:44You should go sit
35:46I'm okay
35:47It's probably adrenaline
35:53So
35:56About Max
35:57Yeah I know
35:57You should have some consequences
35:59For jumping out of the car
36:00While you're having someone pump your gas
36:03No
36:05We need to admit that he's right
36:08About?
36:08About what he said to me in the car today
36:10While I was paying a total of 48 cents more
36:13To not get gas on my shoes
36:17Look, he has a gift
36:20Today we watched our son save people's lives
36:22Including ours
36:24I know, right?
36:25Yeah
36:26Same kid who's never even finished a book report
36:28Yeah
36:29We've been trying to protect him
36:31And guide him in a book report world
36:33When he's been out there
36:35Living
36:38Who he is
36:40But, you know, he couldn't tell us who he is
36:41Because he knew that we wouldn't let him be that
36:43So again, bad parents
36:47No
36:48You know, what kind of parents let their kid go out fighting aliens?
36:52I'm just trying to keep up
36:53Yeah, me too
36:54This shit's not on the mommy blog
36:56Yeah
36:56But we are so lucky
36:59Today we saw him
37:02You know, who he is
37:04Yeah
37:07And we saw me
37:08I mean, did you see me?
37:09Yes
37:10You know, not even afraid is very sexy
37:13Oh, I was so afraid
37:14But I didn't let it stop me
37:17I want to live like that all the time
37:20Not letting fear stop me
37:22I love it
37:25Maybe you can teach me that
37:27Hey, I'm not a miracle worker
37:30Hey
37:31Aust is awake
37:32Aust is awake
37:36I'm so glad you did not die
37:39Yeah, me too
37:42Oh, it's like Wizard of Oz
37:44Everyone I love around my bed
37:48This is the perfect time to speak to all of you together
37:53Who here thinks I have a funny walk
37:56No, that is not true
37:58That's more shit
37:59How is it funny?
38:01Well, I don't know
38:02It's kind of like a giant toddler
38:04Yeah, a bit like a drunk one
38:06Yeah, chasing after a duck
38:07A duck?
38:09Ducks are the stupidest birds
38:11Everybody out!
38:12The patient needs to rest
38:14Or else, you know, she'll die
38:17Okay
38:18Try to drive up
38:22Oh, Kate, I never did your leg
38:25Oh, that's, I'm fine
38:26I'm gonna grab an ace bandage
38:28And self-medicate like a sorority pledge
38:29Okay, please put ice on it
38:31Can I put the ice and bourbon first?
38:33Yeah, even better
38:40So I wanted to say to you
38:41I heard you
38:43You did?
38:45Yeah
38:47I heard it all
38:50I saw it all
38:52It was forwards and backwards
38:58It was like there wasn't even a now
39:00It was just always
39:05It's hard to explain
39:09But we're good
39:12We're so good
39:22I knew I would never find Robert
39:26By just wandering the earth
39:28Plus, every time I get wet, I glitch
39:30I have to put myself in rice
39:33I figured that those government folks
39:34Had kept an eye on Robert this whole time
39:36I knew it
39:37So I turned on my tracker
39:39I let them find me
39:40And I made a deal
39:42They get me to Robert
39:43And I will help them when they need me
39:45Well, lucky us
39:47Because y'all got here just in time
39:49But now that you've found me
39:50You can just switch your tracker off again
39:52Well, that wouldn't be the right thing, Robert
39:54Maybe that's how other kidnapped boys behave
39:57But not my son
40:00Sorry, Dad
40:02Okay, we need to go
40:04I just called in the security guard's death
40:05And this is about to become a crime scene
40:07Oh, well
40:09Sheriff, Liv
40:10Thank you
40:10For everything
40:12You've been true friends
40:13Okay, now I'm gonna cry
40:18Thank you for everything
40:21I mean it
40:24Let's go, son
40:29So, uh, where'd John go?
40:32Getting his golf clubs out of the storage unit
40:34I knew he'd want to play again
40:37Well, deputy
40:38You're finally saw an alien
40:40And not in human form
40:42But, you know, with the whole alien body and head and everything, huh?
40:46Congrats
40:48Congrats?
40:49The little bastards tried to kill me
40:51I don't ever want to hear the word alien again
40:58Damn
41:00Okay
41:00I feel buzzy
41:10And so hungry
41:12That is the effect of my blood
41:16Well, thank you for your alien blood
41:18Which is a normal thing to say now, I guess
41:21You are welcome
41:24Can I have some of your pie?
41:28No
41:30Okay
41:31You know
41:32It was so strange
41:36The infection released me
41:38And I felt
41:39Free
41:40Like flying
41:43Untethered
41:44Like high above everyone and their problems
41:47You could just say like a bird
41:50Because I would understand that
41:52But more than that
41:54It was like I could see their problems
41:55But I didn't have to fix them
41:57That was different
41:59Different for me
42:00Anyway
42:01God, is that selfish that I liked it?
42:03You are not selfish
42:05You are giving
42:07You should give to yourself now
42:09Yeah, that's what Darcy said too
42:13Maybe I should give a little something to myself
42:15It's not a bad idea
42:18Maybe a spa retreat
42:19But do not come out a vegetarian
42:24That's a common thing
42:28I'm glad you said that
42:30Not that part
42:31But, um
42:33I think
42:35To have the feeling that I had
42:38For real
42:39You know, the freedom
42:41I need to let my heart find where it belongs
42:47I need to leave here
42:51I'm sorry
42:53Don't be
42:56It's okay
42:58It is?
43:00Yes
43:04After hearing Dan talk about
43:06How little time we have on the planet
43:07Or any planet
43:12I need to go now
43:14I do not belong here anymore
43:18I need to be with Heather
43:31We're leaving
43:33Time is like fire
43:35It can harden things like rocks and bread
43:37Or soften them like butter and hearts
43:40Not all change is the same
43:43But all things change
43:45No
43:45But then
43:47Harry, no
43:48Oh
43:49Lasta came close to death
43:51To learn what she wants
43:52And I came trillions of miles to Earth
43:55Now the threats here are gone
43:57We can both finally be
43:59What our journey through fire has made us
44:01Who we were meant to be
44:05They're here
44:34Bill
44:36Bill
44:38Bill
44:38Bill
44:38He's
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