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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 03: Ties That Bind
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00:10Previously on Resident Alien
00:11This is bad. Menthins are very dangerous.
00:14Maybe the greys placed some kind of inhibitor in you to stop you from accessing your powers.
00:18You can't let our guard down. Not till we catch Joseph.
00:20Shouldn't we let Mike and Liv catch him?
00:22No.
00:22They find Joseph first. We will never get the information we need about our baby.
00:25Hi, Peter.
00:26I didn't know you were bringing company.
00:28Peter's proof that aliens are real.
00:29Son of a bitch. I believe in aliens.
00:32Please.
00:33Separated out Harry's alien particles and left the rest.
00:36Before Bruce died, he told me one thing I could trade to the greys is the technology of my people.
00:41Powerful enough to destroy my home planet.
00:43That will get me my alien energy back and I know where to find it.
01:11When the Ute people found it, they met the star people who came from the sky to trade knowledge with
01:18us.
01:21The old ones say, the spirit we carry within us is the spirit given to us by the star people.
01:29This symbol tells us when the star people will come back to visit.
01:36We draw these stories to remind us who we are and where we came from.
01:43The stories we tell today are woven into all of us and we carry them with us forever.
01:49Any oh, any oh.
01:53Any oh.
01:57Any oh, any oh.
02:00Any oh, any oh.
02:00Any oh.
02:11my dad's dad and his dad's dad actually my entire family has been in the time travel portal business
02:17for generations except for my cousin rex he's an actuary which would make 97.333 storytelling is
02:25a way to take someone to some place they have never been a way to travel through time dale's
02:31stories make me wish i could return to a time before i was ever born now my mother that's a
02:37whole different story she died
02:45well that's it that's the story wow i'm hard broken at this rate i will also be dead before i
02:52can
02:52retrieve my alien device from 1970 and trade it with the greys to get my alien energy back
02:58and the greys will probably use that device to destroy my home planet but nobody needs to know
03:03that some stories are better not told don't rush me going back to a specific time requires finesse
03:10and i am an artiste well i am a doctor who left the clinic early because i thought you'd be
03:16finished
03:17by now your slow work has put the health of an entire town at risk has it what's that supposed
03:27to mean dude without your big alien brain you're just a guy handing lollipops to kids yeah last
03:32week you wrote a prescription for an apple a day has that girl been sick since no as a matter
03:38of fact
03:39i'm still getting headaches so how does this time travel thing work you go back in time step on a
03:45butterfly or whatever and do you come back and like monkeys are in charge that is not how portals work
03:51if i went back 50 years and ran into 10 year old asta and cut off her toe she would
03:56not suddenly lose
03:56her toe now do you think i'm 60 what when you go to the past a new reality branches off
04:02creating a
04:03parallel universe oh hang on i think i have some brochures somewhere
04:12so you want to time travel warning traversing the space-time continuum may cause serious side
04:18effects including incontinence rectal bleeding or a prolonged and painful erection all right so it's
04:23not all bad let's do this you're not going hey i made this thing happen dale only answered harry's
04:30call because he has a crush on me it's true i wouldn't be here if it were so electric between
04:35me and the red menace harry tell her she can't go you can go yes you are courageous and you're
04:40not
04:41afraid to die and it will also be helpful to me to have someone to hide behind in case i
04:46get shot at
04:47you're not going nobody is going anywhere until i finish this now give me some space
04:52i'll have you back to 1870 in no time 1970 oh then i'm gonna need a day
05:02this is operation manticide the praying mantis has several natural predators bats spiders and birds
05:10we don't have time to collect enough bats and spiders and i'm afraid of birds since one got into
05:14my bedroom so instead i developed a weapons grade manticide with neem oil which is a natural
05:22pesticide and also good for dandruff what are you doing it's three o'clock i started the alien club
05:28meeting you can't start without me i'm the one who started this club when you went away for school
05:32i'm the leader then maybe show up on time i was busy alien tracking because i'm the alien tracker
05:39and i found a fresh pile of animal bones out by the grady turnoff i thought the mantid only killed
05:43humans you told them about the mantid you weren't here you're lucky i didn't revoke your alien club
05:49privileges you're lucky you can't because i'm the president you're the secretary hello i'm max your
05:56president i've seen this alien mantid and i tased him which saved the world we need to attack again so
06:02if you all want to be heroes and not losers holding homemade salad dressing join me i want to
06:08be a hero did i mention that the mantid eats people's heads
06:17so follow max and enjoy having no head sorry max i like my head our heads are safe we can
06:24wear cool
06:24helmets the patience county sheriff's department was called to the copper ridge motel after the
06:30grisly discovery of a headless john doe i'm here with manager judy cooper this must be difficult
06:37for you isn't this the second death at your hotel in the past year yeah there was a third guy
06:43who broke
06:44his neck diving into the hot tub but he's still sort of alive so the floater was better this one
06:50was
06:52but um our top-notch staff cleaned it very well that's colette she's like a really good cleaner she
06:59has like ocdc so um so come out to the copper ridge where all our rooms have locks now i'm
07:09margo keene
07:10reporting with live 16 kbkc oh we're also running prom night specials lose it here and save
07:19hey you could only find a handful of pre-1970s coins but this is like ten thousand dollars in
07:25today's money this is a bad idea relax it's just time travel you don't hear anything wrong with
07:29that sentence okay five thousand dollars wait which sentence would you stop why do you do this
07:36you always just jump onto whatever thing's the fastest yeah that's why i spent my childhood going
07:41a hundred miles an hour down mountains every nerve in your body is screaming yeah they're screaming
07:45stop trying to kill me see you get it i don't get it well you got it from joseph who
07:51is half alien
07:52might i add i'm just saying maybe i'm not the only one looking for some excitement i was trying to
08:00save her life yeah carpe damn girl okay yes it's one thing to save her life i just don't want
08:09to
08:10make sleeping with hybrid aliens and kidnapping our friend's baby and time travel the norm i'll be
08:15fine it's 1970 how rough could it be it was one of the most tumultuous and stressful years in our
08:20country's history yeah but i'll look good
08:37i'm gonna need some new threats
08:48okay we're just north of the lighthouse the device dropped uh near here somewhere from my
08:57uh people spaceship at exactly 7 0 4 p.m last night you seem pretty confident for somebody walking on
09:04a
09:04beach from 50 years ago the details of the mission that put that device on this beach
09:10are known by all of my people the pilot that missed his target he was tortured and killed
09:16jesus overreact much so sad but you know we sing a commemorative song every year on this day
09:40that's touching well it's better if you understood my language because the chorus rhymes the date of his
09:47failure with dissected alive seems like a weird rhyme
09:54son of a bitch orange jen
09:57yo
10:02son of a bitch
10:05sorry i need to go and say hi to my friends
10:10what the hell are you two doing here i came for that thank you for cleaning the sand off of
10:15it i'll
10:15take it now and go home oh no it's mine so you and asta can just go back to your
10:23time portal now
10:24actually i um i'm darthi huh he never mentioned you so if you'll excuse me i have a shift at
10:31the lobster shack
10:35never mentioned me not once no that is not accurate i always called you astas useless appendage
10:59hey hey how did it go in braddock it went great the alien airplane is gone oh that's great
11:06look it uh it looked like a little piece of glass it i told the doctor that i was in
11:11a car accident
11:12when i was a kid oh good thinking so now that we know that our baby is here you know
11:17and not in
11:18outer space somewhere what do you what do you think about telling live oh honey we still can't she'd have
11:22to report it well then you know i won't tell deputy live i'll tell friend live oh honey that's very
11:32clever but she would have to tell mike yeah but live believes in aliens she might actually believe us
11:37it doesn't matter if live believes mike is never going to take her seriously that guy does not believe
11:44in aliens i think an alien might be doing these killings wait you're saying you believe in aliens
11:50look i've been looking at all this evidence joseph might be behind these headless murders now if that's
11:55true you were right then you're saying you believe in aliens you just said it wait a damn parade i
12:01don't
12:02have time for this nonsense with joseph out there on the loose and a one-legged cyborg man stuck in
12:06a cave
12:06no you saw one you believe and i need you to say it out loud this is so exciting
12:20now delete that deputy it never happened delete that
12:29are you dancing i see a shadow through the door
12:41hey it's kate sorry i haven't gotten those environmental reports to you i've been dealing
12:45with some stuff but i promise to get them to you the next day or two
12:51hey it's kate sorry i haven't gotten those environmental reports to you i've been dealing
12:56with some stuff but i promise to get them to you the next day or two
13:03uh
13:06uh
13:31Where did you get the baby?
13:33As I recall, the deal was no questions asked.
13:37I am a lawyer and an officer of the court,
13:40so you should think twice before you perjure yourself.
13:43Do the baby's parents know where she is?
13:45I object.
13:46This isn't a courtroom.
13:47You're the one that started using law words.
13:49You know you can't lie to me.
13:51Remember first grade, when I made you tell me the truth
13:53about holding hands with Charlie Hamilton?
13:55That wasn't fair.
13:56You did that thing where you look into my eyes
13:58like you can see my soul.
13:59Well, as your cousin who can see inside your soul,
14:02I need you to give me a simple yes or no.
14:05Is that Kate's baby?
14:10Yes, but that is all I can say.
14:14And Kate doesn't even know where she is,
14:16which is not as bad as it sounds,
14:18but that is all I can say.
14:21Please don't look inside me.
14:23Please.
14:28Okay, fine.
14:28Yes, it's Kate's baby.
14:29And she was taken by aliens,
14:31and then we were on a spaceship,
14:32which is actually inside the moon.
14:34And Joseph, the deputy,
14:35is also an alien who likes to play doctor and nurse in the bedroom.
14:37Except I am the doctor, and he's the nurse.
14:39Happy now?
14:40Well, I'm sorry, what?
14:48Okay, so you saved the earth three times.
14:51Maybe four?
14:53Uh, after the first, it's easy to lose track.
14:56It's all just so, like, whoa.
14:59Yeah.
15:01Whoa.
15:04Also, there's something else.
15:07This might be hard to believe, but...
15:11There is an alien who lives in Patience.
15:13You mean Harry.
15:16You knew?
15:17Easy guess.
15:18I mean, if anyone's an alien,
15:19it's either Harry or that guy Coco from the bookstore.
15:21I should have told you.
15:22It was just...
15:23It was all too much.
15:25I mean, it's not safe to be part of any of this,
15:27and I didn't want you to get hurt.
15:28It's okay.
15:29You're telling me now.
15:29That's all that matters.
15:30We are cousins, we have that special bond,
15:33and we tell each other everything.
15:34And don't worry, I'm not gonna tell anyone.
15:36It's our secret.
15:38Well, my dad knows.
15:40Oh, yeah.
15:41Yeah.
15:41Yeah, that's really good.
15:43That's good.
15:44You know, the three of us?
15:45We're gonna figure this out together.
15:47Darcy knows, too.
15:48Okay.
15:49And Max and Sahar,
15:51and maybe some of their friends.
15:52I'm feeling less special.
15:54Oh, God, I'm so sorry I never told you.
15:56It was just too dangerous, and...
15:58I don't know.
15:59Knowing that we're not alone
16:00in the universe,
16:00it sounds comforting,
16:01but it also can feel like
16:03not being alone in the house.
16:05It's scary.
16:06A little bit.
16:07Do you remember that comic book,
16:09Sky,
16:09that we used to read all the time as kids?
16:12Yeah.
16:12Oh, yeah.
16:13I love that comic.
16:15And we made T-shirts of the hand with paint.
16:17Yeah.
16:18Our people have been
16:19passing down this story
16:21for hundreds of years,
16:23generation through generation,
16:24and someday,
16:26we're gonna tell it to our kids.
16:28Yeah.
16:29We are a part of something much bigger.
16:32And you,
16:33you are the sum of everyone
16:35who has come before you.
16:37You are formidable.
16:38You are everything.
16:43You're everything.
16:45I know.
17:05Please get out.
17:06No way.
17:07These prices are insane.
17:10Lobster dinner,
17:11three bucks,
17:12with your discount.
17:13Okay.
17:14I'll take two of those.
17:15And I will have the alien device.
17:18Lady,
17:19a little service here?
17:21This guy.
17:22Hey, Haas,
17:23maybe calm down.
17:24Have one of these
17:2550-cent beers?
17:27Is this a joke?
17:28Oh, my God.
17:28Okay.
17:29Round for everybody on me.
17:32Please take it easy.
17:34You need this job.
17:36Didn't you need to go diarrhea?
17:39Ah, yes, that's right.
17:41Time travel.
17:42Brutal on the old plumbing.
17:43I need to go pee out of my butt.
17:47You're disgusting.
17:59You can't have it.
18:01I need it for what?
18:05To save my father's life.
18:07I know what I saw.
18:08Look at the damn photos.
18:10All we have,
18:11could have been a weather balloon.
18:13The agents who made him
18:15feel like he was crazy
18:16and ruined his life
18:17will be at his house
18:18in an hour.
18:19If these people
18:19are your problem,
18:20then give me the device
18:21and I will crush their heads
18:23in with it before I leave.
18:24That would do nothing.
18:26They just send more.
18:27I saw that alien device
18:29fall on the beach
18:30when I was a kid,
18:31but I was too scared
18:32to say anything.
18:34It's proof that what he saw
18:35is real.
18:37When the agents leave,
18:38I will give it to him
18:39and he will finally
18:40know the truth.
18:41Well,
18:42I need it.
18:44The greys
18:45stole my,
18:46what you would call
18:47my life force,
18:48my alien energy.
18:50And I need to trade
18:52the greys
18:52the device
18:53to get it back.
18:55What are the greys
18:55planning to do with it?
18:57They will obliterate
18:58my planet.
19:01It sounds worse
19:02than it is.
19:05I've been here
19:06for two years.
19:08I came back
19:09to spend time
19:09with my father
19:10just a couple of months,
19:12just enough
19:13to have a proper goodbye.
19:16As far as he knew,
19:17I was just a new lady
19:18in town named Jen.
19:19But now we're friends.
19:22So last night
19:23when your people's
19:24spaceship flew over,
19:26I realized
19:26that I can fix this.
19:29Waitress.
19:39Yes.
19:41Okay.
19:41Check the back room.
19:43Looked in every purse
19:44and all I found
19:44were Aquanet,
19:45cigarettes,
19:46lots of cigarettes.
19:48So many cigarettes.
19:49My God,
19:50how are there still people?
19:51But no,
19:52alien device.
19:53I will check her car
19:55and you stay here
19:57and babysit
19:58General Fishhands.
19:59Why do you get to do it?
20:01Because it is my turn.
20:02And also,
20:03I am not good
20:03at chitting
20:04and I'm even worse
20:06at chatting.
20:06Okay,
20:07all right,
20:07you can do it.
20:08But first,
20:08I'm just gonna
20:09go grab you
20:10a piece of this
20:12dirty,
20:12unwrapped,
20:131970s hard candy
20:14by the door here.
20:16Yo,
20:16you son of a bitch!
20:23Oh,
20:24hello,
20:25you two.
20:25I wanted to introduce you
20:26to FBI agent
20:28Jules Gardner.
20:29This is Sheriff Mike-
20:30Explode!
20:30Ignite!
20:31Patient school
20:32is dynamite!
20:34Okay.
20:35Lynn Baker,
20:36it's been forever.
20:37They stopped
20:37doing that cheer.
20:38You can't say dynamite
20:39in a school gym anymore.
20:40Huh.
20:41I didn't know
20:42you went to
20:42Patients High.
20:43Best years of my life.
20:44Wow.
20:45Jules Gardner.
20:46Ben Hawthorne
20:48sitting in the mayor's office.
20:50You know,
20:50I don't, uh,
20:51I don't think
20:51I've seen you
20:52since prom.
20:53Remember?
20:54You, uh,
20:54stole my girlfriend.
20:56Oh, right.
20:57Oh, I was drunk
20:58and your date
20:59was a lesbian.
21:00Yeah,
21:00maybe for,
21:01like, a night.
21:02We dated for six years.
21:04Hey,
21:04didn't you
21:04throw up
21:05in the photo booth?
21:06On the set table.
21:08Welcome back
21:09to Patients.
21:09I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson.
21:11Hi, yeah.
21:11Nina told me
21:12all about you
21:12as soon as
21:13I came on board.
21:14I called in
21:14Agent Gardner
21:15to assist us
21:16in the investigation.
21:16She lives in Jessup
21:17and the Colorado
21:18field office
21:19was just
21:19assigned the case.
21:20Oh, good.
21:22I mean,
21:22I'm not sure
21:23we need outside
21:24help on this one,
21:24but okay.
21:25There's protocol
21:26in situations
21:26like this.
21:27She's a behavioral
21:28analyst and she works
21:29out of the field office
21:30in the Springs.
21:30Wow,
21:31that is so cool.
21:32She also received
21:33a shield of bravery,
21:34so I think
21:35we are in very good hands.
21:37Sounds like we are.
21:39So,
21:40the murders.
21:41I worked up a profile.
21:42This has serial killer
21:43written all over it.
21:44You're gonna want
21:44to order a town-wide curfew
21:46for now
21:46to keep everyone safe.
21:48Yeah, well,
21:48I'm way ahead.
21:49I hold regular
21:50self-defense classes,
21:51so I'm teaching
21:52everyone in town
21:53to protect themselves.
21:54You do?
21:55Well, I'm not sure
21:56that we have
21:57the budget for that.
21:58Don't need a budget?
21:59I'll do it right here
21:59in the town hall.
22:00When?
22:02The usual night.
22:04You never show up.
22:05I would,
22:06but I never have
22:07anything imaginary
22:08to wear.
22:08My point is,
22:09I'm in the process
22:10of turning every citizen
22:11in this town
22:12into a lethal weapon.
22:14Well,
22:14sounds like we have
22:15all the bases covered.
22:16I'm sure we'll catch
22:17whoever it is
22:18in no time.
22:20You should have known.
22:21Eat a couple
22:22of human heads,
22:23cops start swarming,
22:24and soon every loser
22:25in town has a crime podcast.
22:27I guess it's not that bad.
22:29Mix it up a little.
22:30Eat a few wild animals
22:32while things calm down.
22:33When we were young,
22:35we'd eat anything
22:36with a pulse.
22:37Nobody talked about carbs
22:39or protein intake.
22:41Supper time.
22:43Yes!
22:54Is this okay?
22:57Oh, it's not scary.
23:01Oh.
23:03Hi, Max.
23:04Catch the mantid yet?
23:05Do you mean,
23:05have I saved the world
23:06again yet?
23:09No.
23:12Now,
23:12if you'll excuse me,
23:13apparently Bridget
23:14is afraid
23:15of cartoon vampires.
23:34What's the problem here,
23:35little lady?
23:37Hey.
23:40Yeah,
23:41little lady.
23:42And I'm just so silly.
23:44You know,
23:45it's no bra night
23:46at the war protest.
23:48And I've done
23:49locked myself
23:50out of my car.
23:51Oh.
23:52Well,
23:53let me see
23:53what I can do.
23:54All right.
23:55Far out.
24:04There you go.
24:05Groovy.
24:06What did you say
24:06your name was?
24:07I should, uh,
24:09take it for my report.
24:09Oh, yeah.
24:11The name's Carol Brady.
24:13Uh,
24:14husband's Mike.
24:15He's an architect.
24:16It's just us
24:16and our six kids.
24:17And I think
24:18the housekeeper
24:19maybe lives with us?
24:20Like the TV show?
24:21Is that on TV?
24:23Already.
24:24Ha.
24:24I'm just joking.
24:26Uh,
24:27my real name is
24:28Meredith
24:30Gray.
24:30I'm a surgeon.
24:32Just need your name.
24:34Out of sight.
24:38All right, all right.
24:40Give peace a chance.
24:45Jesus.
24:46Found it.
24:49I win.
24:54You know, Max,
24:56if you want to help,
24:57Max?
25:00Bridget!
25:04Oh, no.
25:10Oh, yeah.
25:11Yeah, get to it.
25:12Uh, get to it.
25:13Uh, big one right there.
25:15Oh, wow.
25:16All right.
25:16Good job, Marie.
25:17Good job.
25:17Everybody give her a hand,
25:18right?
25:20Nice job.
25:21Who wants to go next?
25:23Judy,
25:23you want to give it a shot?
25:24Come on.
25:25Yes,
25:25Sensei Mike.
25:26You don't have to call me that.
25:27Yes, my lord.
25:28You don't have to call me that either.
25:29Just remember,
25:30most of your attackers
25:31will be men,
25:32all right?
25:32So you're going to want to go
25:33strong into the groin,
25:34all right?
25:35Strong into the groin.
25:36Trust me,
25:36it still hurts
25:37even if you're a girl.
25:38I fell out of a tree
25:39when I was eight,
25:40took a tree limb
25:41right in the beef.
25:43Okay.
25:44Okay, Judy,
25:45thank you.
25:45Let's, uh,
25:46let's give it a try.
25:47All right.
25:47Let's show them
25:48how it's done.
25:48Here you go.
25:51Oh, wow.
25:51I see why you got the gi now.
25:53Hey.
25:53Oh, okay.
25:55All right.
25:56Very good.
25:56This is called
25:57the windmill.
25:58Yeah.
26:00So how's that whole weird,
26:01uh,
26:02Joseph thing going?
26:04You said that he's,
26:04he's back in town.
26:06Oh,
26:06I didn't say that.
26:08Some guy wearing a mask
26:09whose breath smelled really bad
26:11told me that.
26:12Probably hadn't eaten in a while.
26:15Sometimes that would do that.
26:16So what's, um,
26:18going on with that
26:19crazy thing anyway?
26:21I can't really involve you.
26:23You should leave it up
26:24to the professionals.
26:25Well, I'm the mayor,
26:26so I'm obviously
26:27a professional.
26:29You're snipping ribbons
26:30with fake giant scissors scans.
26:31Oh, those aren't fake?
26:32They cut,
26:32ask Charlie Jones
26:34about his ear.
26:35Doesn't make sense
26:36to lube you in
26:37since you don't know anything.
26:38Oh, don't I?
26:41Let's just say
26:42I have experience
26:44with certain things
26:46I cannot discuss.
26:48Experienced.
26:49Like alien experience?
26:51I knew it.
26:53Kate has been abducted
26:54by aliens.
26:54Just tell me.
26:56Wow, you had
26:56right to know.
26:58What?
27:00No way.
27:01That's, that's crazy.
27:02It's slander.
27:03Get out of here with that.
27:05Okay, all right.
27:05Good job.
27:07Yeah, just a steal.
27:08All right,
27:08who else wants to try?
27:09Anybody?
27:10I'll go.
27:11Oh, all right.
27:12Come on up, Kate.
27:15You know,
27:16let's change it up
27:16a little bit here.
27:17Do me a favor.
27:18Turn around.
27:19Oh.
27:19Yeah?
27:19Okay.
27:20You're out there,
27:22you're minding your own business,
27:23and you don't hear nothing,
27:25and all of a sudden,
27:26bam!
27:27Something's got you.
27:31Please!
27:31Give me my babies!
27:33No.
27:34Right by your neck.
27:36Now, what you gonna do?
27:36I said no!
27:39Chief, no!
27:40All right.
27:40No!
27:41You're doing it.
27:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:45Stop, stop, stop.
27:46It's okay.
27:46It's okay.
27:48It's okay.
27:50I'm starting to remember.
28:01Mr. Wall Street,
28:02I need your help.
28:03I'm in the middle of something,
28:04Sahar.
28:06You're organizing lollipops.
28:08Yeah, you want the right flavor,
28:09you're gonna thank me.
28:10Max took Bridget.
28:11I think he's trying to catch the man dead.
28:13Jesus.
28:15Uh, uh, hold on.
28:17Seriously?
28:17Okay, look,
28:18I can't leave anything half done.
28:19It's a problem.
28:21Okay.
28:23In the vastness of the cosmos,
28:25decisions are rarely simple.
28:27To save myself,
28:28I must destroy my own kind.
28:30Yes, my people will be annihilated,
28:32but they will not care
28:34because they do not have emotions.
28:35They are very lucky that way.
28:38Hold on.
28:39Uh, are we sure this device
28:41is safe to take through the portal?
28:43It is safe.
28:44Remember the banana?
28:46What if this thing jams the system,
28:48or whatever?
28:49Why don't we tie a rope to it,
28:50we'll go through, get home,
28:51and then pull the thing in after us?
28:53Your tiny red brain is working so hard.
28:56This is not a banana.
28:58This is a Pleiadian gamma cluster.
29:01It can monitor tides, currents,
29:04water temperature,
29:05the salinity of trillions of gallons of water
29:08at once.
29:09This device is incomprehensibly complex.
29:14This is a rock.
29:15What?
29:16Son of a bitch.
29:17She tricked us.
29:19Mostly you.
29:35Okay, Dad.
29:37Here you go.
29:50I was so sure I saw it.
29:53The thing.
29:56UFO.
29:57You did.
29:58I saw it too.
30:01What if I said I could give you proof?
30:04I already have proof.
30:06My daughter took a dozen pictures.
30:09Look at them.
30:11It was just a weather balloon.
30:15Come on, Jen.
30:16This is the United States government.
30:18They know what they're talking about.
30:20I...
30:26I don't know what is wrong with me.
30:29Nothing.
30:29Nothing is wrong with you.
30:32Here.
30:34Not a photo.
30:36Real.
30:37It fell out of the ship.
30:39I saw it.
30:42It fell off a satellite.
30:44Some kid's science project.
30:47I don't know.
30:49You listen to me.
30:52This is what they do.
30:53They mess with your head.
30:55They make you doubt your own eyes.
30:57It's how people end up thinking
30:58the moon landing was fake.
31:01They do?
31:02Oh.
31:03Not yet.
31:04It doesn't matter.
31:09You know what makes it seem worse?
31:12I told Henry down at the Elks about it.
31:16It's so stupid.
31:18Now it's all around town.
31:21Went to get my paper this morning.
31:25The neighbor's just staring at me.
31:28Forget everyone else.
31:31Believe what you know is true.
31:34I don't know what's true.
31:37Not anymore.
31:42You should go now.
31:52Thanks for fixing Peter's legs.
31:54I didn't realize I was putting them on backwards.
31:57Been walking around like an ostrich.
31:59It's not such a bad thing.
32:01An ostrich will kick the stuffing out of a cheetah.
32:04Hold on.
32:05I just need to use the little girl's room.
32:07Oh, yeah.
32:15I'm mouth-trumpeting because I'm peeing.
32:18And I don't want you to hear me pee.
32:20Then trumpet a different song, then,
32:21because that one's going to get stuck in my head,
32:23and then every time I hear it,
32:24I'm going to think about you peeing.
32:42I know what you mean about the trumpeting.
32:45I got sick once during our high school production
32:48of Mimi and St. Louis,
32:49and now every time I hear clang, clang, clang.
32:53Sir?
32:55It's a bug.
32:58You saw a bug?
32:59What kind of bug?
33:01Big.
33:02Big thing.
33:03It's a giant thing.
33:04Like eight and a half feet tall.
33:06It's like a giant cricket.
33:09Cricket?
33:11Wait.
33:12Was it more like a praying mantis?
33:14Yes, like that.
33:16Oh, my God.
33:18It was a mantid alien.
33:20You saw another alien.
33:22And not just any alien.
33:24What are the rarest aliens in the universe?
33:27Oh, man.
33:28Everyone gets to see an alien but me.
33:31I'm never peeing again.
33:38Okay, we wait for the milkman,
33:40and then you jump him and strip him of his uniform,
33:44put on the uniform, knock on the door,
33:46seduce the father,
33:47ply him with milks and cheeses.
33:49Get weird with it.
33:50It's just, this plan really hinges on his attraction to milkmen.
33:54Who isn't attracted to milkmen?
33:56Well, whatever you idiots were planning, forget it.
34:00I failed.
34:02My father's going to die.
34:04So this is all yours.
34:08Okay, goodbye.
34:10Wait, wait.
34:11What happened?
34:13I thought I could save him.
34:15I thought I could change the future.
34:19I spent my whole life hating my younger self
34:22because she didn't do enough.
34:25Maybe it's time to forgive her.
34:28Because I failed him, too.
34:30Okay, goodbye.
34:31Okay, hold on.
34:32Jesus.
34:35Look, that sucks.
34:38But maybe you weren't meant to come back and change things.
34:41Right?
34:41Why don't you come back with us?
34:43No.
34:45I'm staying.
34:46Well, I'm not.
34:47I will wait for you at the portal.
34:53I don't get it.
34:55Why stay here?
34:56You're just a waitress.
34:58You could go back to where you're Admiral of the Space Army.
35:02Or whatever.
35:02I don't really know what your job was.
35:04Sorry.
35:04I'm staying for her.
35:08That little girl is going to need somebody.
35:10Her father wouldn't listen.
35:12Not even to his own daughter.
35:16Yeah, but you're not.
35:19What?
35:20His daughter.
35:22I mean, not here.
35:23Not to him.
35:25You're just Jen from the Lobster Shack.
35:30Maybe you should let her try.
35:37Look, I gotta go.
35:39He is a hundo-pee not waiting for me.
35:43Hey.
35:45Did Harry ever tell you what he's really planning to use that device for?
35:56Oh, hi, Miss McClain.
35:58That was one of my favorite books when I was your age.
36:03Everyone gave me baby books, but my dad knew that I was capable of more.
36:11You saw that UFO, didn't you?
36:14I-I don't know.
36:22I know you think that if you tell your dad what you saw, that he might not believe you.
36:28That things might never be the same between you again.
36:31How did you know that?
36:34I was once a little girl, too.
36:39Lots of people will try to take away your voice, but you always have to tell the truth.
36:47I know that you are very strong.
36:51And right now, you can share your strength with your dad so that he believes he saw what he saw.
37:03Do you think you could do that for both of us?
37:32Do you think you could do that for both of us?
37:36Do you think you could do that for both of us?
37:37I believe you.
37:39Yeah.
37:42Thank you, honey.
37:44For believing.
37:50Are you sure this is the right way?
37:52Yes.
37:53Max said he found some animal carcasses near the Grady property.
37:59yep here i am max just a normal unsupervised kid in the woods alone at night
38:09you can see aliens i hope there's no monsters around i'm really helpless
38:20hey stupid looks like company's coming
38:28lame catchphrase here's mine
38:48what the hell
38:51oh hey guys you seen harry
39:04why didn't you tell me i was helping you destroy your people i think you would not have helped
39:08no i wouldn't have good call i'm doing it to kill the mantid to save earth your planet
39:16yeah right one day as a human and you care so much about the people of earth yes you can't
39:22lie to a liar
39:23look at me harry leave me alone i have to do this yeah to get your alien energy back yes
39:32okay fine i need it back i have to have it i am weak in this human body i am
39:41vulnerable i am frightened
39:44welcome to the club i'm nothing now you should understand you were an olympic
39:52catholic what if you had a chance to get that back
39:57yeah yeah i mean tempted but not if it was gonna kill everyone on earth and if i was in
40:06that situation i would i wouldn't want a friend to talk me out of it
40:11i do not want you to talk me out of it i don't want to feel like this i do
40:14not want to feel like i am
40:15nothing i think you'll feel more like nothing if you do this and these are your people
40:23you can't just wipe them out but i will be me again
40:31but only you no one else in your race no connection
40:39just floating at the end of nothing
41:01sometimes beings are forced to acknowledge their history
41:14and to recognize that they are not separate from it
41:17but that it lives inside them
41:27yeah your cards are bad there's a couple of cards there
41:30sometimes they get to rewrite their history
41:37sometimes they avoid it entirely
41:40i spent my whole life hating my younger self because she didn't do enough
41:45maybe it's time to forgive her
41:49you screwed everything up
42:02oh hey where's darcy
42:14please give me my baby
42:17son you okay
42:20she was there
42:29my history is one of being a strong proud alien and i chose to preserve that
42:35now my story is i am human
42:39and a lactose intolerant human
42:41but as humans like to say and i still do not know why
42:45it is what it is and i am sure it will not be as bad
42:50ouch ouch ouch
42:51foot cramp foot cramp foot cramp
42:56honey i'm home
42:58heather
43:00i want you to meet your kids
43:05it's a shock and sometimes our history comes home to roost
43:11the love in your voice leaves me with a choice but i'm scared to cross
43:25can't decide for my life where my love resides got me weak in the knees and the pain still sick
43:43you
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