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Phineas And Ferb - Season 5 - Episode 09: A Chip to the Vet
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00:00There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it.
00:06So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it.
00:13Life may be!
00:14Building a rocket or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
00:19Discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a monkey a shower.
00:25Serpentidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain.
00:29It's over here!
00:30Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister insane!
00:34Phineas!
00:35As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall.
00:39Come on, Perry!
00:40So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:46So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:51Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
01:24It's the third installment of Meep!
01:24We also have no plans to make.
01:26Pay attention up there!
01:27Jerry the platypus?
01:29Ferb, aren't those extinct?
01:32As a matter of fact, I object to this union.
01:35Yes, I'm just a guy who's a sucker for the sounds of mis-transits!
01:42The Chronicles of Meep, episode 42.
01:46Meep.
01:46Meep me in St. Louis.
01:49Wasn't that Susie stuff supposed to be in this one?
01:51Now, somehow, we have to incorporate these 12 shots into an episode.
01:56Here goes.
02:11This is the Alliance Commander.
02:13You've been ordered to stand down!
02:17Self-destruct initiated.
02:20Five, four, three, two...
02:25Oh, man, you know how much paperwork this means?
02:31The Chronicles of Meep, episode 42.
02:35Meep.
02:35Meet me in St. Louis.
02:37Starring John Stamos as Meep.
02:46Meep.
02:46Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep.
02:51Well, Candace, you're at a banger-roof-themed birthday party for a little girl who despises you.
02:56I just hope no one objects to a giraffe marrying a lemur.
02:58Oh.
02:59As a matter of fact, I object to this union.
03:03But only because it's cuter than my shark koala.
03:05So your wife is still in her stained-glass phase.
03:08I don't want to talk about it.
03:10Thanks for coming, Candace.
03:11Susie's been waiting for you all day.
03:14Oh, yeah.
03:15She looks psyched.
03:16Hey, did I see Perry on the invite?
03:18Oh, she invited Jerry the platypus.
03:25Jerry the platypus?
03:27A little further.
03:29A little further.
03:30Okay, open your eyes.
03:33Huh?
03:34Huh?
03:34If this is an intervention, I don't think you guys are doing it right.
03:37No, today's the day.
03:40We're going to build a bread bowl hot tub.
03:42Bread bowl hot tub.
03:44Yeah!
03:45Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah!
03:46Yeah!
03:56That was trippy.
03:58Good morning, Agent P.
03:59Duke Smertz has been spotted doing a variety of non-evil things maniacally.
04:04We have to assume evil intent, though, because that's what pays the bills around here.
04:08Thwart away, Agent P.
04:10Oh, here we go.
04:12Oh, this doesn't even make any sense.
04:14Damn, let me soak in a soup.
04:22VHS tapes?
04:24Ferb, aren't those extinct?
04:27So, this is kind of cool.
04:28Just regular folks having a nice time.
04:31And Meep.
04:32Meep, what are you doing here?
04:33Candace, I've come 16 million light years to find you.
04:36Wait, how can I understand you without your mustache translator?
04:39Oh, we got new translators.
04:41That's why I sound like John Stamos.
04:43Have mercy.
04:43Right, of course.
04:45Candace, Big Mitch is back with a new convoluted evil scheme, but no one believes me.
04:48And you are my only hope.
04:50Come on!
04:50Jeremy!
04:51Brandon number three is dipping his finger into the cake and denying it.
04:54I wish I could bust him.
04:55Psst!
04:56Child's play.
04:57I can bust him with my hands tied behind my back.
04:59Well, if it's so easy, why don't you show me?
05:02Come on!
05:02We are on an important mission, young lady.
05:04Let us pass.
05:05I don't think so, short stuff.
05:07I think you and I are about to have a giant matrix-like battle.
05:10In front of all these bingo root toys.
05:13No, no, no, no, no.
05:14I'll do this.
05:18Oh, guess we're not gonna fight.
05:20Brayden, you are so busted!
05:22That was amazing.
05:24Exactly why I sought you out.
05:25Candice, you are the most focused, determined, busting machine I know.
05:29Together, we can bring Mitch down.
05:31Well, it is sorta my wheelhouse.
05:33So, you know, sure, I'm in.
05:35The first thing we must do is recruit the rest of our team.
05:37The most inventive human minds this side of Nebulous Nebula.
05:40You're gonna say Phineas and Ferb, aren't you?
05:43Yes.
05:44Yes, I am.
05:46Yeah!
05:46Whoa!
05:47Yeah!
05:50Oh, hi, Candice.
05:52Meep!
05:52Oh, my God!
05:53How are you doing?
05:54Hey, Meep.
05:56We need your help with Big Mitch.
05:57Of course!
05:58Oh, sorry, Buford.
05:59We'll have to save the bread bowl hot tub for another day.
06:02No!
06:07And to make matters worse, my own alliance commandos are after me.
06:10I was forced to go rogue in order to prove Mitch is planning to build a vast criminal empire
06:15by finding the lost treasure of Zachariah Yor.
06:17Who?
06:20Eh, I don't care that much.
06:22Well, the treasure is a huge case filled with enough treasure to buy an equally huge case
06:27filled with the same amount of treasure.
06:28That's a lot of treasure!
06:30So where is Mitch anyway?
06:33Do you need a break from the tedious shame spiral that is your life?
06:37I can give it to you at Big Mitch's Ultimate Vacation Destination Tours.
06:43These fake tours are a ruse to fund Mitch's search for an ancient treasure.
06:46A treasure that I believe is right here on Earth.
06:49Hey, we could set a trap and catch Mitch red-handed trying to steal it.
06:53Great idea, Candice.
06:54But it could put the planet in grave danger.
06:56These tourists have trashed every environment they've gone to.
06:59Oh, we can handle a few partying out-of-towners, right, Ferb?
07:03The question is, how do we turn Earth into the ultimate vacation destination to lure Mitch here?
07:08Wait, I know.
07:09Stabby Barf Pain.
07:10Excuse me?
07:11Stabby Barf Pain sounds like the worst thing ever.
07:13Stabby Barf Pain is the name of a theoretical fifth season
07:17that combines the best aspects of the other four seasons,
07:19winter, spring, summer, and fall, into one.
07:22Flowers bloom as golden leaves fall from trees.
07:25Warm sun shines as beautiful snowflakes fill the air.
07:29A fifth season beyond all expectations.
07:34That's Stabby Barf Pain.
07:36Yep, it gets its name from the scientist who theorized it.
07:40Dr. Sunny Glorious Weather.
07:42Yeah, he was bad at naming things.
07:44It's theoretical, but what if we actually made it?
07:48Doofenshmirt Sable Incorporated!
07:52Okay, let's try this again.
07:53Eh?
07:54Eh?
07:55Eh?
07:56Eh?
07:57Ah, Perry the Platypus!
07:59Look, Maloony's back.
08:00You remember Maloony, right?
08:01Why is laughing the only thing evil scientists do, you know, maniacally?
08:06I thought, hey, I should stand out and do something else maniacally.
08:11I'm expanding my brand!
08:13So far, not that much luck.
08:15Walking maniacally, that ain't happening.
08:17You saw.
08:17You saw.
08:18Neither is brushing my teeth maniacally, asking for a shoe in size 10 maniacally, going to
08:23the bathroom maniacally.
08:24That was a failure of epic proportions.
08:26You don't want to know.
08:27Wait, Perry the Platypus.
08:28Where are you going?
08:29I could use a non-latex second opinion.
08:31Please?
08:33Please?
08:34Ah, see, it's annoying, but it works.
08:42This place stinks.
08:44This isn't vacation weather.
08:45It's raining crustaceans.
08:47It's time we continue our quest for the galaxy's ultimate vacation destination.
08:55We need to find a real vacation destination before these losers see through my ruse and
09:02stop funding this expedition.
09:04Keep scanning!
09:05Okay, Operation Snitch on Mitch.
09:09These weather-altering machines will spread stabby barf paint across Danville, attracting
09:13anyone out there scanning for vacation destinations.
09:16Gandus and I will use my intel to locate the treasure.
09:19I just wish I had my ship.
09:21You mean the ride from outer space?
09:23Ferb?
09:28My ship!
09:30But it was destroyed!
09:31You mean you made me another one?
09:32Nah, he made one for us because it was too cool not to have, but you can have it.
09:36We're done!
09:37Oh, thank you.
09:38I mean, thank you.
09:39There.
09:40Locked and armed.
09:45Locked and armed.
09:45Oh, that's the self-destruct button.
09:46The alarm is on the other side.
09:51Okay, maybe we made two, in case someone accidentally exploded it.
09:55I mean, the remote is ambiguous.
09:57So, if you're a fugitive from the Alliance, can't they track your remote signal here to Earth?
10:01Yes.
10:02Yes, they can.
10:07Um, if you're done staring into the distance, we got a lot of work to do.
10:20Stabby Barcane.
10:21Stabby Barcane.
10:22It's the best of all four seasons.
10:26Stabby Barcane.
10:27We're gonna tell you all of the reasons.
10:30Winter, spring, summer, and fall.
10:33We're all together in a big old ball.
10:36Sunshine, snow, and wind, and rain.
10:39What else could you tell me?
10:41It's Stabby Barcane.
10:44Stabby Barcane.
10:45I've never felt so hot and cold.
10:50Stabby Barcane.
10:51This fabulous feeling will never get old.
10:54It's a little troll, a little red ring.
10:57Whichever combo has a better ring.
11:00It's older, that's fine, so none of that bad.
11:03It's the best season that you'll ever have.
11:08It's Stabby Barcane.
11:11La, la, la, do, do, wah, wah, wah.
11:16Stabby Barcane.
11:17Ming, ma, ma, boo, boo, ya, ya, ya.
11:22Stabby Barcane.
11:23Shoo, shoo, be, wah, wah, na, na, na.
11:28Stabby Barcane.
11:30We've intercepted a signal from Earth.
11:33Stabby Barcane, I thought that was theoretical.
11:35I have found the perfect vacation destination.
11:38Set a course for this Earth.
11:44What do we want?
11:45The ultimate vacation destination.
11:47What do we want in the Brazil future?
11:49Just as I promised, the ultimate vacation destination with Stabby Barcane.
11:55The Stabby Barcane?
11:56A theoretical this season?
11:58Set course to Earth.
12:01That should appease those insufferable ingrates.
12:04We can still hear you.
12:16Hey, that's refreshing.
12:18Stabby Barcane.
12:20Just when we were sure we only had four seasons, suddenly there's a fifth.
12:24Anyway, we'll have to take the bus because maniacal parallel parking turned out pretty much as expected.
12:29I made a dinner date with the Jaws of Life.
12:34Meep, meep, meep.
12:36We must hurry before the Alliance finds me.
12:38Tracking the treasure case's trajectory, it ended up in Missouri sometime around 1933.
12:42That case is supposed to be huge.
12:44How could they keep something like that hidden?
12:46Let's see.
12:46In 1933, St. Louis created a monument to Western Expansion in America.
12:52This thing.
12:53Candace, that's it.
12:58Stabby Barcane is spreading in this area.
13:01I'll send our obnoxious tourists down there while we continue our search for the treasure.
13:06Colin Jr. can head up the landing party.
13:09Speaking of which, where is Colin Jr.?
13:11Sorry, sir.
13:13It happened again.
13:15You know, Perry the Barcane was maybe I'm being too narrow with my definition of maniacal.
13:20I could just sing maniacally on the bus.
13:22I'm just a guy who's a sucker for the sounds of nestled's ears.
13:26It really is Stabby Barcane.
13:29I can't believe...
13:30Freeze that image.
13:32It's Colin.
13:33The real Colin.
13:34I don't need you anymore.
13:38Wait, what does everybody...
13:39Oh, I get alien invasion.
13:41Yeah, that's worth staring at.
13:42I get it.
13:43Wow!
13:44Hey, wait, wait!
13:45No!
13:46The ballooning!
13:49Seriously?
13:49You had this the whole time?
13:50Why were we taking the bus?
13:52Oh, that's right.
13:53The trailer back.
13:54Save ballooning!
14:02Woo-hoo!
14:03Stabby Barcane makes me want a porté!
14:07It's challenging water, baby!
14:09Dang!
14:11Dang Winkerson here has alien tourists trash Danville.
14:18I love repaid vacations!
14:20They're trashing everything!
14:22We've got to find a way to wrangle these alien visitors.
14:24The bill bird!
14:25What?
14:26Pillaging weather!
14:32Just remember, we've got to get to Mitch before the Alliance.
14:35Uh-uh!
14:35Remember, it's the other butt.
14:43Intruder, identify yourself.
14:45Butt, come on, come on, come on!
14:46You've got to see what the other bots are doing.
14:48Come on, hurry!
14:49Nice work, Candice.
14:51Oh, that's busting 101.
14:53I got it.
14:54Or maybe I don't.
14:57Look who's here, Colin.
14:59My old nemesis, Meep.
15:01And, uh, what are you?
15:02I'm the girl who brought you down twice already.
15:04Me?
15:05But I'm just a totally innocent and legitimate business owner who has already paid his debt
15:10to society.
15:11Totally innocent and legitimate business owner who has already paid his debt to society?
15:15My fuzzy white butt.
15:16You don't fool us.
15:17You're just here because you know the treasure of Zachariah Yor is on this.
15:20The treasure is on the same planet as Colin and Stabby Bath Payne?
15:25What are the odds?
15:27Well, you're never going to get to St. Louis before...
15:29Shh!
15:29I'll stop talking now.
15:30Set a course for St. Louis.
15:36Okay, Perry the Platypus.
15:37I've got an idea.
15:39Okay, first things first.
15:40We've got to take down these robots that look like us.
15:44I mean, they look just like us.
15:45That's weird, right?
15:46Come on, let's go save Balloonie.
15:54Hello, alien tourists.
15:57Put down that city property and make your way to the dance floor.
16:03You've been partying hard on the alternate vacation.
16:07But there's a new craze that's been sweeping the nation.
16:11If you think you're bad enough, if you want to take a chance, then get ready for this brand new
16:16dance.
16:17Everybody just sweep to the left, sweep, sweep to the right, actually pick up a broom and just sweep it
16:24out of sight.
16:24Pick up that clutter, clear out that clutter, do the laundry and the dishes.
16:30Oh, I'm going to tell your mother.
16:32Mop, wipe, wash, and scrub, do the tidy up.
16:36Do the tidy up, do, do the tidy up.
16:39Do the tidy up, do, do the tidy up.
16:43Pick up a vacuum, pick up a brush.
16:45When you go to the bathroom, do you remember to flush?
16:49Save your iguana, hold down your best friend.
16:52You've got to sparkle if you want to do this hot new trend.
16:56Mop, wipe, wash, and scrub, do the tidy up.
17:00Do the tidy up, do, do the tidy up.
17:03Do the tidy up, do, do the tidy up.
17:07Do the tidy up, do, do the tidy up.
17:11Do the tidy up, do, do the tidy up.
17:14Cleaning is fun.
17:16OK, now you ruined it.
17:17So where could that treasure be?
17:20That's it.
17:22Once I get that treasure, I'll use the money to create my own army to destroy the alliance.
17:29Or maybe earth first.
17:31I don't know the exact order, but there's going to be a lot of destroying.
17:35Ready the whip.
17:39Pull!
17:49A lost treasure case.
17:51Well, it's more of a valise, but I found...
17:54Maybe it's more of a briefcase.
17:55But it belongs to me.
18:01This is the Outer Worlds Commando Alliance.
18:04Wow, good timing.
18:05Guess I leaked the St. Louis info at just the right time.
18:08What on earth are you talking about?
18:10You are so busted.
18:11Hang on, hang on.
18:12Mitch!
18:13Have we literally caught you?
18:15Redhead, still in the lost treasure of yours.
18:18Exactly as me warned us you were.
18:20Well, when you say it like that...
18:22You fell for the oldest trick in the book.
18:25Well, well, well.
18:27You...
18:27Colin, cover my escape!
18:29Warning, self-destruct activated.
18:33Come on, Thanos.
18:34He's getting away.
18:35How did you...
18:36I'm still...
18:42Baloney!
18:42I came to rescue you.
18:44I did.
18:44Warning.
18:45In case you forgot, self-destruct is still activated.
18:47Uh, Perry the Platypus, the ship is going to...
18:49Uh, uh, never mind.
18:50I'm on it.
18:51I'm on it.
18:52Oh, I guess I just have to press this blue box.
18:54Uh, Baloney?
18:55What are you...
18:57Okay, I know that's just the air current's pushing you around,
19:00but that's still special!
19:02Warning, self-destruct activated.
19:04It's still progressing.
19:06One step closer.
19:07I gotta get to that button!
19:08It's a go, people.
19:09Hey, the Platypus!
19:10Consider leaving.
19:10I'm surprised you're still here.
19:12Okay, clown bots.
19:13Let's try fighting to save my friends maniacally.
19:25Self-destruct.
19:26In three, two, three, one.
19:30Huh.
19:31I guess in retrospect, I should have pressed that first.
19:34I hope he won't mind me borrowing his silly little toy ship.
19:48Get away from him, you Mitch!
19:53Oh, hilarious.
19:54I truly expected it to turn and see you pointing some huge atomic neuralyzer at me or something,
20:00but you've got nothing.
20:01Not nothing.
20:02I have the key fobbed that ship so you can't escape.
20:05I'll take that!
20:06No, Candice!
20:07If he hits that red turbo button, he'll be going so fast we'll never be able to catch him.
20:11See ya!
20:11Wouldn't wanna be ya!
20:20Well, that worked.
20:21Red turbo button.
20:23I learned from the best.
20:24Shall we say it together?
20:26Busted!
20:26And with my hands actually tied behind my back.
20:32Come on, Maloonie.
20:33This is us.
20:34I'm just so glad to have you back.
20:36But watch yourself, Perry the Platypus.
20:38I got maniacal fighting skills now.
20:40You saw us.
20:41But we'll see, Louie.
20:43When did that happen?
20:45Listen, listen.
20:45I don't think nobody noticed.
20:47Just put it back.
20:56Me.
20:58Do the tidy up.
21:00Do the tidy up.
21:01You know what?
21:02It's not as much fun anymore.
21:03It just feels like work.
21:04You're a true hero, and I should've had faith in you.
21:08Although actual evidence really helped.
21:11Thanks.
21:11But the real hero here is Candice Flynn.
21:13It was her plan to bust Big Mitch that saved the day.
21:16Then I officially make Candice Flynn an unofficial agent of the Alliance.
21:22Thank you, Chief.
21:23So what time you coming home tonight, baby?
21:26Oh, I don't know, honey.
21:27Six, seven-ish.
21:28Okay, cool.
21:29Remember that my mama is coming for dinner tonight.
21:31Oh, so that's your wife.
21:32Yeah.
21:33No one ruthlessly hunts you across the galaxy like my Brenda.
21:37Hey, you know, we didn't get to enjoy this fifth season.
21:40So would you mind if we borrowed your stabby barf pain generator?
21:44Not at all.
21:44It's all yours.
21:46Look, look.
21:47And I was just about to call Mom on that.
21:50Thank you, kids.
21:51And especially you, Candice.
21:53Maybe some good has come out of my busting obsession.
21:55I don't think it's really a busting obsession.
21:58It's a justice obsession.
21:59And the day that you realize that, well, that just might be the day all your dreams start
22:04coming true.
22:06Nah, it's definitely a busting obsession.
22:09Oh, we're not doing a trailer for the next one?
22:13And now, a trailer for another episode we do not intend to make.
22:20Wait, wasn't that Susie stuff supposed to be in this one?
22:26I guess that's a victory.
22:34It's Shelby Porfate.
22:36La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
22:41Shelby Porfate.alloway,
22:44yeah, yeah, yeah. Shelby Porfate
22:48.su, su,
22:49lyou, wow, la, la, la, la. Shelby Porfate.
22:54So what I want to say
22:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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