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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 04: Truth Hurts
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00:04Previously on Resident Alien...
00:06The alien airplane is gone.
00:07It looked like a little piece of glass.
00:08Give me a simple yes or no.
00:10Was that Kate's baby?
00:12And she was taken by aliens, and then we were on a spaceship, which is actually inside the moon.
00:16I'm starting to remember.
00:18She was there.
00:19So, how does this time travel thing work?
00:21I'll have you back to 1870 in no time.
00:241970!
00:25The Grays stole my alien energy.
00:28I need it back.
00:29To kill the mantid.
00:30To save Earth.
00:31Max to Bridget.
00:32I think he's trying to catch the mantid.
00:35Huh?
00:36Oh, hey, guys.
00:38Heather?
00:39Honey, I'm home.
00:42Honey, I can't take a hat.!
01:01Bye!
01:03Bye!
01:04What's my danger yet?
01:05What's my danger yet?
01:12Hey.
01:14Hey, Darce.
01:15What are you doing out here?
01:17You don't want to welcome me home?
01:19My parents?
01:20I got to be welcomed home by a broken toilet
01:22being urine on their bed.
01:27How's your fancy Romansky school?
01:29It's good.
01:32I don't know.
01:33I miss home.
01:37Actually, I missed you.
01:39Missed you too, bud.
01:41No, dummy.
01:43I mean, I really missed you.
01:49I like you.
01:50Like, missed you.
01:53Thought you were dating all those ski guys.
01:55Well, yeah, but they're all kind of dumb.
01:58Hot, though.
01:59They're really hot.
01:59They're just one model, and you're just-
02:03Those guys aren't you.
02:08You're serious.
02:10I swear on Mrs. Fontaine's Ford Fiesta.
02:13Vomit comment.
02:14Boot and vomit.
02:19Darce!
02:21Guys!
02:22Judy, what the hell?
02:24Somebody call the cops.
02:26Run!
02:30Oh.
02:36Ow!
02:39Ow!
02:42Oh.
02:43Oh.
02:44Oh.
02:45Oh.
02:53Say hi to your daddy, kids.
02:57Harry, I'd like you to meet Charles, Aiden, Caden,
03:02Polly, Luth, and Harry Jr.
03:05Oh, well, they definitely have their daddy's nose.
03:11Something feels different about my Heather.
03:14Harry, look, I know.
03:16I know, okay? I get it. It's a lot.
03:19But I really do think that you're going to be a great father,
03:21and I just, I have to tell you that I've thought about you
03:25every single day since I left.
03:27I have thought about you too, my love.
03:30It's true. I still love her as much as before,
03:33but something is missing.
03:35I...
03:35Is it because she left? Is it because she betrayed me?
03:39You're the love of my life, and I am so, so sorry.
03:45Oh, that's it. Now that I am human, I find her face repulsive.
03:52Oh, you know who caused all this?
03:55It's that hybrid gray, Joseph.
03:58He threatened my family, Harry, and I didn't know what to do,
04:02but I can't run anymore.
04:04She looks like a haunted piece of taxidermy.
04:07But Joseph will not be a problem.
04:09He only has one arm.
04:09He no longer works for the grays.
04:11He's ugly.
04:12I mean, unlike you, who is the opposite of ugly.
04:15Harry, is there also a smell?
04:18Harry, I'll never leave you again.
04:20You're the most incredible, beautiful being I have ever met.
04:24And you, and you are also beautiful.
04:30I love how your eyes just bulge out from your face
04:34like a fish, but a bird.
04:37Oh, your breath, it's, uh, your breath is very gamey.
04:51You know what?
04:52That's mantid.
04:55Sorry, I totally forgot to mention this.
04:57I killed a mantid.
04:57It is guts.
04:59Asta was out there.
05:00I saved her damn life.
05:01She did not thank me, so I'm kind of messed up.
05:04You killed the mantid?
05:06Yeah.
05:06That is great news.
05:08It's outside under the canoe, FYI.
05:10Yeah, I saved you some guts.
05:12You hungry?
05:13Yeah.
05:14You, uh, Harry?
05:17I mean, yum.
05:18Yum, yum, yum.
05:19But not now, I think.
05:20Not now.
05:21No, no.
05:21Okay.
05:21I'll put it in here for safekeeping.
05:24Are you serious?
05:25Look, Harry, I know you don't know if you can trust me.
05:28I just want to tell you that I love you.
05:30And I hope that someday you can forgive me.
05:34Of course I forgive you, my love.
05:36Oh, thank you.
05:38I'm out of here.
05:41I'm going to keep my eyes closed so I don't get distracted by all that beauty.
05:45Uh, my love, what if we were to reunite in human form?
05:50Ooh.
06:19Ooh.
06:20You look like a moldy piece of fruit.
06:22Hey, Harry.
06:23I'm drenched.
06:30Hanora!
06:34Wow.
06:36That was a lot.
06:37Yeah.
06:39Sorry, the giant praying mantis attack or going back in time.
06:42How is me coming here to talk about a plan for the baby who was raised on a spaceship the
06:46most normal part of this conversation?
06:49We don't have a plan.
06:51Yet.
06:52Sorry.
06:53I know.
06:54I know.
06:54I know.
06:54I get it.
06:55I can't stop thinking about how awful this whole thing is, but it's too dangerous.
07:01The Greys are still watching Ben and Kate.
07:03It's obvious from the cameras.
07:04I planted all over their house.
07:06Okay, again?
07:07I am an officer of the court.
07:09Please stop telling me how you two are breaking the law.
07:11Who's breaking the law?
07:13These two.
07:13All the time with all their alien stuff.
07:19But obviously, a protest to bring attention to undocumented immigrants is very great.
07:30So you two should keep doing that.
07:33Well, let me know when the next one is.
07:35I'll come with you.
07:37Cool.
07:38Cool.
07:39She doesn't know?
07:41Of course she doesn't know.
07:42Well, apparently everyone else knows.
07:43I said, I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
07:46You know, it would just be nice to feel included.
07:48Especially when aliens are trying to kill us all.
07:51Well, good news.
07:52Because Harry needs us to come get rid of that mantid alien body.
07:55So, you want to come?
07:59Pass.
08:00All right.
08:02We're just trying to include you.
08:03That's what you said.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Make sure you get to pray in mantis prayer hands right.
08:09And also, these things.
08:11Oh, and of course, those big old eyes.
08:15Remember, they're not front-headed eyes.
08:17They're side-headed eyes.
08:18Like two big-ass security cameras.
08:20You know, the bulgy kind.
08:21The ones you see like up in a yoga shop in the corner.
08:25I'm still trying to capture the, he was standing like a man who just found out his roommate wore his
08:29favorite pants.
08:31Well, look, Debbie, I can't help it if I'm a master of the simile.
08:33All right, and why are you being so surly, huh?
08:36I told you in that cave, I said, don't drink that water because you're going to have to piss.
08:39And then you're probably going to miss out on seeing an alien.
08:41You remember that?
08:42I don't remember that.
08:44Huh.
08:49Ooh.
08:50Now, Deputy, that there is a work of art.
08:55Who's peeing now?
08:56Nothing.
08:58Hi, Deborah.
08:58Deborah, third call this week about a metal Sasquatch up in the mountain.
09:03Okay, uh, why don't you go ahead and put that in that file I set up called Whack-A-Doodles
09:07and Rooster Complaints.
09:09Thank you, Deborah.
09:12You heard that, right?
09:14You don't need to tell your cyborg Sasquatch friend he needs to be a little more stealthy.
09:17All right, the last thing we need is more people going around reporting, seeing weird things.
09:21Hell, we already got an alien that can see how much yogurt you got.
09:25I'm assuming you haven't told Lena?
09:27Have I told Lena that the killer's an alien?
09:30Hell, no.
09:30I don't need her looking at me the way I used to look at you.
09:33No, no one needs that.
09:36But you know you're not crazy.
09:43No, I am not.
10:02Managed removal experts, LLC at your service.
10:05Just kidding.
10:06We've never done this before.
10:07We're not experts.
10:08We're also not an LLC.
10:11Hey, how's everything with Heather?
10:14Is she...
10:15Oh, Charles?
10:17What the hell is that?
10:20That is one of our darling children.
10:22Uh, you should organize a large group gift like a stroller,
10:26because we have plenty of bibs and worms.
10:30Hi, Alista.
10:31Hi, Darcy.
10:32I see you guys met the kiddos.
10:37Where's Charles?
10:40Oh, he...
10:41Bridget!
10:43Bridget!
10:44Bridget, no!
10:45No!
10:46You drop it!
10:48Drop it!
10:50Drop it!
10:51Drop it!
10:54There we go.
10:56We must play.
10:58We must play.
10:58Look more like eating.
11:00I bet you want to bath now.
11:01Don't you, Charles?
11:02Go play outside!
11:02I bet you do.
11:03I bet you do.
11:05I bet you don't even need bath toys, do you?
11:07Because you're your own rubber ducky.
11:09Yes, you are.
11:10Yes, you are, little baby.
11:13Okay.
11:14I can see your faces.
11:15Do not say anything.
11:17Oh, I want to say, like, a thousand things.
11:19So, you're gonna have rays, alien bird babies,
11:23even though you're human?
11:24Shh!
11:26Heather does not know that I am human,
11:28and you will not tell her because you will ruin everything if you do.
11:30You have to tell her the truth.
11:33Maybe she'll be okay with it.
11:34I do not know if she would,
11:35because I will not be telling her.
11:38Everything is perfect right now.
11:40Hey, Harry, could you hand me that bag?
11:42Just so you guys know, I'm still nursing,
11:45and I need a pump.
11:46Good it, girl.
11:47Yeah, total respect.
11:48Nice.
12:09I thought more was coming, but it wasn't.
12:12Oh, boy.
12:14Oh, big load.
12:22Oh.
12:23Okay.
12:24All set for tomorrow.
12:27Oh, yeah.
12:29Yeah, everything's perfect.
12:37The babies take after their father.
12:40You can really see it in their cloacas.
12:44Nope.
12:44I'm good.
12:45Mm-hmm.
12:46You're a good mother.
12:48You are a good daddy.
12:50Mm-hmm.
12:53So what's going on, daddy?
12:56Do you have a gift for mommy today?
12:59Well, I got a gift.
13:00It's a gift I've been giving you.
13:02Oh.
13:03I give it, and I take it back.
13:05Okay.
13:05Well, give it.
13:07I'll give it.
13:08Mm-hmm.
13:09I'll re-gift it.
13:10Yeah, re-gift it to me.
13:11But I have a gift receipt,
13:13so I can take it back.
13:14But I'll give it again.
13:15Well, the store is demanding
13:16all merchandise be brought to the store.
13:19Mm-hmm.
13:20And then we're gonna shove it
13:21right back at the people who bought it.
13:24You might want to take yours back.
13:25It's got a crack in it.
13:28It's under warranty,
13:29so it might have a recall.
13:32Well, you bought it on sale.
13:33Okay.
13:34So the warranty doesn't count.
13:36Hey!
13:37Hey!
13:38Maybe not in front of the kids.
13:39They know where they came from.
13:42Maybe not in front of me.
13:44Okay.
13:45Wow.
13:47So great you're back together.
13:48But also, there's a dead mantid
13:50under your canoe.
13:52That's not a problem.
13:54I mean, we can just bury it
13:55and put a headstone on top of it
13:57that says R.I.P.
13:58You dick.
13:59Mm-hmm.
14:00But we will not be doing that
14:02because we need to exchange gifts.
14:06Mm-hmm.
14:11Stick it out.
14:20I'll just take care of it.
14:22I actually know exactly
14:23who to call to dig a grave.
14:26Come on.
14:28I came to the right gal for grave digging.
14:30When I worked at the cemetery in high school,
14:33the guys called me Deep Hole Judy
14:36because that was my nickname when I got there.
14:39You weren't creeped out working at a cemetery?
14:41No.
14:42Not usually.
14:43There was this one ghost
14:45with a southern accent.
14:48B.
14:51Hey, does this have anything to do
14:53with that serial killer that's on the loose?
14:56Of course not.
14:57Nah.
14:57You know what?
14:58No.
14:59Do not tell me.
15:00I only need to know three things.
15:02Width.
15:03Height.
15:04Depth.
15:05Uh, four by nine by six?
15:08We got a four-nine-sixer coming right up.
15:12Judy's digging a big old hole.
15:14Who's going in?
15:16I don't know.
15:17Didn't ask questions.
15:19It's better that way.
15:20Does kissing a girl once make you gay?
15:24Well, we can't just sit here and do nothing.
15:26And you're sure that you saw Darcy on the ship?
15:29For the hundredth time, yes.
15:30She was on that ship.
15:33It's, it's like,
15:35I had these memories that were lost,
15:37but they're beginning to come back.
15:40She was there.
15:42Okay.
15:43Well, then this can only mean one thing.
15:45Exactly.
15:47Darcy was abducted.
15:48Darcy's an alien.
15:50Two very different things.
15:52Wait.
15:53What if Darcy is like me,
15:55and she had a baby that was abducted
15:57before it was born?
15:59And, wow, that's possible.
16:05Got to hand it to Agent Gardner,
16:07jumping into a case in progress,
16:09having to navigate
16:10all the pre-existing team dynamics,
16:12but everyone seems to love Jules.
16:14She just really seems to be fitting right in.
16:17Yeah.
16:17Mm-hmm.
16:19Okay.
16:22There's been something you've wanted to tell me all night.
16:24Can we just get it over with?
16:25Let me guess.
16:26You hate Jules being on this case.
16:27Well, no.
16:29You remember that story you told me
16:31about your son playing with the Magnetiles, right?
16:35He was real young,
16:36and he was throwing them all around,
16:38and somehow one of them landed right on his edge?
16:40Yeah, best day of his life.
16:41Yeah, it was crazy, right?
16:43It was like a one-in-a-million shot, right?
16:45But you saw it with your own eyes, right?
16:47So sometimes things that are crazy,
16:50they happen, but they're real, right?
16:54Um, apropos of that,
16:58Deputy Liv and I have reason to believe
17:01that the serial killer that we're tracking
17:05is, uh,
17:07is an alien creature
17:09that resembles an eight-foot humanoid praying mantis.
17:13You're kidding.
17:15I'm not.
17:17I saw it with my own eyes,
17:19chomping on a deer, okay?
17:21And the reason I needed to tell you
17:22is because as we move forward,
17:24we're gonna need to exercise
17:26an extreme amount of caution.
17:28You saw this thing,
17:29this giant praying mantis?
17:32That's right, in the woods.
17:33Listen, I saw an alien.
17:39I also see your face.
17:41I see what you did there.
17:43But all you did was go from
17:44skeptical face to neutral face, right?
17:46That doesn't help me.
17:47I-I want belief face.
17:48What do you want me to say?
17:50I want you to say that you believe me.
17:55Wow.
17:58So, wow, okay, that's how it is.
17:59You know what?
18:02Fine.
18:08I forgot you drove.
18:09I'm not trying to jog 12 miles.
18:11Wouldn't expect you to.
18:12Okay, so we'll just have
18:13an angry car ride back?
18:15Now, that I definitely believe.
18:19Oh, okay.
18:21That shit believes, okay.
18:40Oh, I mean, this grave is flawless.
18:46These corners are, like,
18:48exactly 90 degrees.
18:50How could she wear daily contact lenses
18:52for a month but also do this?
18:55I don't know.
18:55She barely buttoned her shirt
18:57right half the time.
18:59Okay.
19:01Three.
19:02One, two, three.
19:06Okay.
19:08All right.
19:10That's the mandate off our to-do list.
19:14Next up,
19:16Ben and Kate's baby.
19:18Okay, you know,
19:18we can't take her back yet.
19:20Yeah, I know.
19:22The situation is just driving me insane.
19:24And I know
19:25things are really bad right now,
19:27but we just have to stay the course
19:28and know everything is going to be okay.
19:34Did Judy send you a survey?
19:36Yeah.
19:37I gave her five stars.
19:38I mean, look at this.
19:40Yeah, same.
19:45Hey, boys.
19:46Remember?
19:47Be subtle, okay?
19:48We can't tip her off
19:49that we're on to her.
19:50Oops.
19:52Hey.
19:53Hey.
19:54Day drink date?
19:55Oh, yeah.
19:56I remember when you said
19:57I was abducted by aliens.
20:03Sort of.
20:04I remember that I joke around a lot.
20:07And also,
20:08I'm drunk a lot,
20:09so who knows what I've said?
20:11Right?
20:11And who knows
20:12what Ben is saying half the time?
20:14Am I right?
20:15Or why?
20:16That's good.
20:16Why he's saying it.
20:17All right.
20:18Yeah, all right.
20:19Oh, you know,
20:20you guys need to try
20:21the special margaritas.
20:23I will be right back.
20:26What the hell is that?
20:28Shit, shit, shit, shit.
20:30I took a shot.
20:31You missed.
20:37Sorry.
20:40He's all into aliens right now
20:42because we watched a documentary
20:44about aliens recently.
20:45Yeah, it was wild stuff.
20:46It was on recently.
20:48I said that.
20:49Mm-hmm.
20:50The documentary is about
20:51how these aliens,
20:53they abduct babies
20:54from women's wombs
20:55and then they, uh,
20:57they take the-
20:58the womb babies
20:58and they raise them
21:00on spaceships.
21:02Hoo boy.
21:04Can you believe that?
21:05I can't believe it.
21:07And I won't.
21:09You gotta wonder
21:10who makes these things
21:13up these days.
21:14Uh, I've never had
21:16a baby,
21:17so I don't-
21:17I'm not in the headspace.
21:18Or have you?
21:19And you-
21:20you would not know
21:21if an alien had
21:22already taken it?
21:23Honey,
21:24she would know
21:25if she was pregnant,
21:26at least.
21:26Well, hang on.
21:27I think that that's a
21:28HR violation
21:29to ask if she was pregnant.
21:30Okay, well,
21:31we're not in an office
21:32and I didn't ask.
21:33I just said it hypothetically.
21:37Have you been pregnant?
21:38Okay, that's an HR violation.
21:39Yeah, it is.
21:42And I'm pretty triggered.
21:45I'm gonna get some air.
21:53Wombies?
22:00Mmm.
22:02Ah!
22:03That is my jacket.
22:08I could not find a blanket.
22:09I do not like being cold.
22:11So is this what you do
22:13every time you refer
22:14a patient to Braddock?
22:15Which, according to our records,
22:16is 90% of the time?
22:19I am human now
22:20with a stupid human brain
22:21just like yours.
22:23I cannot learn
22:24how to operate
22:25on a diseased gallbladder
22:26in five seconds.
22:28My patients should be grateful
22:29I'm hiding from them.
22:31But you're still
22:32taking therapy sessions.
22:33Oh, therapy is just
22:35listening to complaints.
22:37Okay.
22:39So, this, um,
22:41late session
22:41that you scheduled
22:42with Ben tonight
22:43is about his mental health,
22:45right?
22:45And not about you
22:46avoiding Heather
22:47so you don't have to tell her
22:48you're a human.
22:49I'm supposed to be
22:50the fake therapist,
22:51not you.
22:54Harry,
22:55you can't keep doing this.
22:59Real relationships
23:00are built
23:01on honesty.
23:03If you hide parts of yourself,
23:05then you're not being authentic.
23:07And Heather deserves
23:07to know who you really are.
23:10Or
23:11does she deserve
23:12to be happy?
23:14Because if I never
23:15tell her I'm human
23:16and she always
23:18stays in her human form,
23:19then we will both
23:20be happy.
23:23Ben and Kate
23:23know I was on the ship.
23:32They said that?
23:34No, but they know
23:35about the baby
23:35and they know
23:35I know about the baby.
23:36Mrs. Mayer knows
23:37about the baby.
23:39It came out
23:39in a hypnosis session.
23:41I assume that she
23:42told Mr. Mayer
23:43during one of their
23:44leather-clad,
23:46oily, sexy,
23:47nipple-clamp
23:48sex adventures.
23:49Why didn't you tell us?
23:51Because
23:52their sex life
23:53is private
23:53between their doctor
23:54and their patient.
23:55I respect that.
23:56About the baby.
23:57Oh.
23:58Maybe I was
23:59in a gray jail
24:00on the moon
24:01for a month.
24:02Does Kate know
24:03I have anything
24:03to do with it?
24:04No.
24:05She only has memories
24:07from before she saw you
24:08on the ship.
24:09But it is possible
24:11that the other memories
24:12are starting
24:13to come back
24:13on their own.
24:16So they know
24:17the grays took the baby.
24:18We have to tell them.
24:20But she's safe,
24:21at least.
24:21Why don't you just
24:22put the baby
24:22in an envelope
24:23and mail it straight
24:24to the grays?
24:25He's right.
24:27We saw the orbs
24:29interrogating her.
24:30If we tell Kate
24:31that the baby is okay,
24:32the grays will know.
24:33And then they'll just
24:34come after us
24:35to get the baby.
24:37So we're just
24:39not doing anything.
24:40How are we okay
24:41with this?
24:41Is nobody else
24:42bothered by this?
24:44Yes, I am bothered
24:45by it.
24:46Mostly I'm cold.
24:50This jacket
24:51fits like a glove.
24:58Get out.
25:00You sure this is
25:01the spot Mike
25:01saw the manton?
25:03Yeah, I recognize
25:04the trio is behind.
25:05It was the perfect
25:06P trait.
25:08Two small limbs
25:09like handlebars.
25:10How do you even know
25:11it's going to come
25:11back here?
25:12I don't, but
25:13we have to try
25:14something.
25:16Lina's going to get
25:17hurt if we can't
25:18prove to her
25:18what's really out
25:19there.
25:20I feel like maybe
25:21this is 20% about
25:22Lina and 80%
25:23about you getting
25:24a photo so you
25:25can finally see
25:26an alien.
25:2890% the last one?
25:30Everyone gets
25:31to see an alien
25:32but me.
25:34Even you saw
25:35the Loch Ness Monster
25:36during your semester
25:37abroad.
25:40Are you sure
25:41it wasn't just
25:41a big log?
25:43I thought we were
25:43supposed to be
25:43supportive of each
25:44other.
25:45I know, sorry.
25:46I'm just jealous.
25:54Hi!
25:56How was your day?
25:58I'm a human!
26:01It was okay.
26:03There was a fly
26:04in my office.
26:04Ooh!
26:05That must have been
26:06so hard for you,
26:07human.
26:09You must have been
26:10so annoyed.
26:12You like this
26:12human stuff, huh?
26:14Okay.
26:15Well, I'm human right
26:16now.
26:16Let's go, uh,
26:17work up an appetite
26:18before dinner.
26:19No, no.
26:20Hi, Heather,
26:21my darling.
26:23I'm actually
26:24a human now.
26:27The greys.
26:30I stole my energy.
26:32I no longer
26:33have an alien form.
26:36Just this one.
26:38What?
26:40I've been human
26:41ever since you came back.
26:42That's why when you
26:42ask me to change,
26:43I always say no
26:44because I cannot.
26:45I'm sorry.
26:46It's the truth.
26:56Will you marry me?
26:59What?
27:01You're the love
27:02of my life, Harry,
27:03whether you're alien
27:04or not.
27:05Yeah, sure, okay.
27:06My parents are gonna
27:07be very, very angry
27:08because they're super
27:09racist against humans,
27:11but...
27:13But there is
27:15something else
27:16that I need
27:17to ask you.
27:19You want me
27:20to stay in human
27:20forms, Hugh?
27:21When you are avian,
27:25I don't find it
27:26as attractive.
27:29It's very intimidating
27:31like a vulture.
27:34Or like a
27:35too eager duck
27:36who bites your finger
27:38instead of the bread.
27:39Harry, look,
27:40I'm...
27:41I want you
27:42to be comfortable
27:43with me.
27:43If you want me
27:44to just have
27:44one measly vagina,
27:46that's what I'll do.
27:47You would do
27:48that for me.
27:52So?
27:53Oh, my God.
27:55Yes.
27:58Do I get down, then?
28:00I think.
28:01I don't...
28:02I don't know.
28:03It feels weird.
28:05Yes!
28:05I will marry you!
28:08Hello.
28:09Hello.
28:10Oh, hello.
28:10Hello.
28:12Hello.
28:13Oh, hello.
28:13Oh, hello.
28:14How racist
28:16are your parents?
28:17Hmm.
28:18Pretty racist.
28:27Well, about one
28:28with all of the colors.
28:31Yes.
28:32That's for sure
28:33what you should do.
28:34And I'll do maybe
28:35like this light doo-doo.
28:37Hmm.
28:39All I know
28:39is I think
28:40my maid of honor
28:41will be my sister.
28:42Okay.
28:43Who will be
28:44your best man?
28:45Asta.
28:46Hmm.
28:47Cool.
28:48Kind of weird
28:49that your best friend's
28:49a woman, but...
28:54Dad?
28:57That is your father?
28:59Dad, what are you
29:01doing here?
29:01Well, hello,
29:02Mr. Heather.
29:03I can...
29:04Oh, son of a bitch!
29:06Dad, no!
29:09It's a different time, Dad!
29:12Oh, you think I care
29:13what Miss Carmichael says?
29:14She can eat a dick!
29:17We don't want your money
29:18and we don't need your money!
29:20Where is he?
29:21Where?
29:21He's in the rafters!
29:23He's in the rafters!
29:25Sir!
29:27Sir!
29:29I just want to say
29:30I understand
29:31that you're upset,
29:32but I look forward
29:34to the moment
29:35that I actually
29:36get to call you
29:38Dad.
29:39Dad!
29:40Stop it!
29:41Come on!
29:42Come on!
29:43Where are you?
29:46I haven't touched
29:48a cloaca,
29:49I promise!
29:50Ow!
29:56Too many birds
29:58in one tree
30:03Yeah, sorry.
30:04No drunks after closing.
30:06Come on!
30:07The guy just stopped by
30:08to help an old friend.
30:10He can.
30:11He never has.
30:12What are you doing
30:13out so late?
30:15I was just out
30:16taking a walk,
30:17clearing my head,
30:19listening to my thoughts.
30:21Tried that once.
30:22Not a fan.
30:25You know what I was
30:26thinking about,
30:26actually,
30:27was, uh,
30:29that night
30:29that you came over
30:31to tell me
30:32I was abducted?
30:37I think that I was
30:39abducted by aliens
30:40on that camping trip.
30:43Then,
30:44and, like,
30:45a million times since,
30:48I think that you were right.
30:52That doesn't sound like me.
30:56Darce,
30:56I know that you
30:57know something.
30:59Look,
31:00and, and maybe,
31:00maybe you felt weird
31:01talking to Kate about it
31:02and that's why you didn't,
31:03but you know
31:04that you can talk to me.
31:05Yeah, I know.
31:06That's why we're talking now.
31:08Hello!
31:09How are you, sir?
31:10How was the weather today?
31:12How are your stocks?
31:13Are they up?
31:13Are they down?
31:14How are they going?
31:14Look, come on.
31:15I'm serious.
31:16I mean,
31:16you know that
31:16you can
31:18be yourself around me.
31:21Yeah.
31:23I know.
31:25How do you know I'm not?
31:27The you that I know
31:28is pretty blatantly honest.
31:31Remember in high school?
31:33You told me
31:34how you felt about me
31:35and I felt the same way,
31:36but I was just too scared
31:37to say anything.
31:39But you weren't.
31:42This is that.
31:44Okay?
31:45So if there is anything
31:47that I need to know about,
31:49that you're not telling me
31:53anything,
31:55even if it's about aliens,
31:59I need you to please tell me.
32:03Nope.
32:05Nothing.
32:08I swear.
32:13I swear.
32:15I'm Mrs.
32:18Ponteins for Viesta.
32:20Vomit common?
32:27Yeah.
32:28Yep.
32:34Okay.
32:36Okay.
32:42Have a good night.
32:44Have a good night.
32:47I'm going home.
32:52I'm going home.
32:53I'm going home.
32:54Past the blinds of closing windows.
32:58I'm going home.
33:02I'm going home.
33:04I'm going home.
33:04I'm going home.
33:05For the place where I'm so sure.
33:07Hello?
33:09Jude?
33:11Mom?
33:13You out for a drink?
33:14Yeah.
33:15I'll meet you at the 59.
33:29I'm here.
33:36Your dad crapped in the mashed potatoes.
33:39I bet I could scrape that off his heart.
33:43Crap is a game over situation.
33:45You're going to want to throw that whole thing out.
33:48And the bowl.
33:50Okay.
33:50And the spoon.
33:55Harry, what's wrong?
33:59This isn't going to work.
34:02No, no, no.
34:03No.
34:03I know my dad was angry.
34:05Obviously.
34:06He was so angry.
34:07But I think he's been working out a ton.
34:09And that had to be the steroids.
34:11He said that if we get married,
34:14that you will never see him or your mother again.
34:19I don't care about that.
34:21Yes, you do.
34:22You left me because Joseph threatened your family.
34:24They obviously mean everything to you.
34:27You would lose that.
34:29Well, it's worth it if I'm with you.
34:32Okay?
34:32Because we're the family now.
34:34You, me, the kids.
34:43No.
34:46You're disgusting.
34:49What was that?
34:50Oh, I'm sorry.
34:51Uh, no, I mean, human language is so clumsy,
34:56I meant to say I find you disgusting.
35:00Yes, it's still not great.
35:02Your human form is all that I can understand.
35:06You are too great to have to live with someone
35:09who no longer has the senses
35:11to appreciate everything that you are.
35:14My visual spectrum is restricted.
35:17I can no longer smell you with my entire body.
35:23My taste is muted.
35:25My touch is numb.
35:26Your true form makes me want to vomit.
35:31Well, if I make you sick, the kids can eat it.
35:34We can make this work.
35:35I know we can.
35:36No.
35:37You deserve to have what we had before.
35:42I can no longer give you that.
35:45I am only what is left after everything good
35:48has been taken away.
35:49No.
35:50No, that is not true.
35:51You know that it is.
35:59Can you at least tell me one more of your poems?
36:02Oh.
36:03Say it in your language.
36:05I've always found it so beautiful.
36:10I would do anything for you.
36:18I would do anything for you.
36:23Oh my god.
36:25Come baby.
36:28Oh, he...
36:29Da-da!
36:33Da-da.
36:35Da-da-da...
36:36Da-da.
36:39Da-da-da...
36:42Da-da-da...
36:49Diddy...
36:52They play, they play, they play.
36:59Go, go, go, go.
37:00Oh, rip, pop, pop.
37:05Pop, pop, pop.
37:44I was upset.
37:46I took things personally and overreacted,
37:49and I apologize.
37:52Okay.
37:54Wow, very efficient of you.
37:56I own my skills.
37:57What you want in a partner is a constant willingness to improve.
38:01I agree with that.
38:03But, um, and don't worry,
38:05I'm not asking you to believe in aliens, okay?
38:08We don't have to believe in the same things.
38:10It's like we don't agree on everything.
38:12I think lots of things we don't agree on.
38:14Creme brulee is delicious.
38:15It's disgusting.
38:17Anyway, um, I need to keep the people that I love safe.
38:22So, even if you don't believe me, please believe this.
38:28What you are up against is the most dangerous thing in the world.
38:34So, I need you to promise that while you're out there investigating that you're gonna be extra careful.
38:40Because I can't...
38:44I can't lose you. I couldn't stand it.
38:46I promise.
38:50Okay.
38:51Now, um, what was that thing you said before?
38:57Something about loving me?
39:00Oh, well, I mean, I...
39:02I don't know, maybe I see lots of things.
39:05You love me.
39:06I mean, if that's what you heard, then...
39:11That's what you heard because that's what I said.
39:16I love you.
39:18I love you, too.
39:22I'm kidding.
39:22Okay, then.
39:26Okay.
39:31I thought being honest with Heather about who I am would make me feel better.
39:35But now I feel worse, and so does she.
39:40Maybe this is why humans hide how they feel.
39:43Being your true self hurts too much.
39:56Oh, don't worry.
39:58It's almond milk.
40:00I cannot believe I hate cow milk so much.
40:06But then I hate myself for loving almond milk this much.
40:11I'm a basic bitch.
40:13You're human.
40:15That's all.
40:16And I'm proud of you.
40:18You know, I...
40:19It can't have been easy, but you did the right thing.
40:22You put Heather's needs above your own.
40:24It's like you did with Jay.
40:27Yeah.
40:31You must truly love her.
40:33And your birdlings.
40:36But now I'm sad all the time.
40:40Being human is horrible.
40:42It can be.
40:43Yes.
40:44When things get bad, but...
40:46Then they get good again.
40:49When?
40:52Um...
40:53I...
40:55I can't tell you exactly.
40:57But...
40:58Things get bad.
41:00But...
41:01Then they get good.
41:03And bad.
41:06But...
41:07And good.
41:09Everything is a cycle.
41:10It's like the tide.
41:12When I think about the tide,
41:14I think about the moon that makes it.
41:16And how it is full of stolen babies.
41:20Yeah.
41:21Um...
41:22I've had a lot of trouble looking up at the sky these days, too.
41:25Things will get good again.
41:31Yes.
41:33They always do.
41:43Bye. Thank you.
41:47I don't even like these pants.
41:49It doesn't matter, okay?
41:51We're gonna take them back in three weeks when you outgrow them.
41:53You hungry?
41:55Yeah.
41:55But I'm actually going to get ice cream with Sahar.
41:57I love you.
42:00Be safe, okay?
42:01Okay.
42:03Oh.
42:03I'm gonna go get him some cookies for later.
42:09Hello.
42:11Uh...
42:12I will take, uh, two boxes of the mints and, uh, two of the lemon, please.
42:18That'll be $18.
42:19Okay.
42:21Here you go.
42:23And...
42:24Here's your change.
42:25Thanks.
42:27And this is yours, too.
42:32It's from your neck.
42:36We don't even need that implant to watch you.
42:38We're watching you anyway.
42:40Always.
42:42So if you think you can get away from us, you're wrong.
42:45Because we're here.
42:47We're everywhere.
42:56Enjoy the cookies.
42:59Oh!
43:02Let kids play.
43:09Let's enjoy the cookies.
43:10yah?
43:13Noah.
43:14Ouijos.
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