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Phineas And Ferb - Season 5 - Episode 10: More Than an Intern
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00:00There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it.
00:06So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it.
00:13Like babies!
00:14Building a rocket or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
00:19Discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a monkey a shower.
00:24Surfin' tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain.
00:29It's over here!
00:30Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister insane!
00:34Phineas!
00:35As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall.
00:39Come on, Perry!
00:40So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:46So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:51Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
00:57Thank you, Phineas!
00:59In researching for my very first slumber party, in which I am so excited to stay up past my regular
01:04bedtime of 9.30pm...
01:06You'll never make it!
01:07I present to you, the ultimate sleepover checklist!
01:11Movies, a pillow fight, ice cream, sundae bar, some more...
01:15No, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta have pranks!
01:17Prank calls, prank Sinatra, prank hand in warm water, stuff like that!
01:22Alright, I am not dealing with you guys tonight.
01:25Stacy and Vanessa are on their way over, and we're having our own sleepover with our own activities.
01:30Besides, you already built your wacky doohickey, which you missed!
01:33Huh?
01:33So I am officially off doohickey-doodie.
01:37Dad!
01:38Ah!
01:38Sup?
01:39I'm so glad you could come!
01:41Me too!
01:41Well, my dad was also driving me nuts.
01:45Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa! Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa! Vanessa, it's Jingle Bells! Listen!
01:51Yeah, so glad to be here.
01:53Ooh, this looks fun!
01:54You remember my brothers.
01:55Yeah, hey guys.
01:56Hey!
01:56Oh, don't talk to the tiny ones upstairs for some real fun.
02:00Okay. There's snacks in the sink and dishes in the fridge.
02:04I'm just gonna have some chamomile tea, which knocks me out.
02:07So you guys have fun!
02:10Gentlemen and ladies, start your slumbers!
02:15Hey, where's Perry?
02:17Oh, there you are. Night, Perry!
02:30Agent P, we're gonna need you to pull an all-night stakeout over at Deuce.
02:34Where should I put the chips and dip, sir?
02:36The only dip here is you, Carl.
02:38Sorry, Agent P. Tonight's the finale of Acquaintances.
02:43Acquaintances! They're really not that close!
02:46Having a little watch party.
02:48I'm so excited to find out what happens to Antonio, or that conventionally handsome Ryan.
02:54Anywho, I'm sure you're seeing that giant megaphone there on Deuce's balcony.
02:58He hasn't done anything with it all day, which is odd.
03:01Is this a stakeout, Perry the Platypus?
03:04I see you.
03:05Just come up. We'll have a stake in.
03:07Come on in. Come on up.
03:08Oops.
03:09Bye!
03:12Ah, Perry the Platypus!
03:13Come on in. Take a seat.
03:15I'm just looking for the right channel!
03:17Ah-ha!
03:18Now that you're nice and comfy, I can prattle on about my improbable pet peeve.
03:22Every day, when I go downstairs to get my mail, my neighbor Tyler is down there spoiling the ending of
03:27every show to my other neighbors.
03:29And then you find out he was faking his coma.
03:31Hey, I haven't seen that episode yet.
03:33And now he's getting a rep as the most evil guy in our building!
03:37A title that should rightly go to me.
03:39It's my name on the side.
03:40It's my name up there.
03:41So it got me thinking, if he's the most evil by spoiling things to people in the building, what if
03:46I spoiled things to the entire Tri-State area?
03:51You see, tonight is the two-hour finale of a very popular show, Acquaintances.
03:58Acquaintances, they mostly just make small talk.
04:01Norm figured out how to get the Drusostinian VPN feed so I can watch it early.
04:06I'll find out the ending, and then I'll go over to that giant megaphone and yell out all the spoilers
04:11to everyone!
04:12Who's the evil one now, Tyler?
04:15I know what you're thinking.
04:16How am I, a middle-aged man who has never made it through an entire movie without falling asleep, and
04:22who also coincidentally just ate a full turkey dinner, how am I going to stay awake for a two-hour
04:27show?
04:28Well, well, behold, the Awakening Bar!
04:32It will sense me dozing and zap me awake.
04:36Settle in, the show's started.
04:38So, are you Team Ryan or Team Antonio?
04:43Okay, first item on the checklist is to watch a scary movie.
04:48Well, good thing we've got the ultimate movie-watching experience.
04:55Ferb Vision!
04:56I know earlier we built one of our most amazing inventions ever.
05:00We were all here. You don't have to describe it.
05:02You're right, but then Ferb threw this together before dinner.
05:05It's a twofer!
05:06Inside the climate-controlled dome are comfy, cantilevered seats, which react to what's going on in the movie.
05:16Budgie!
05:17I am awake!
05:18I am awake!
05:18The best part?
05:19The base is made entirely of kettle corn, and it's constantly popping, so you can catch it in mid-air.
05:25Okay, grab your movie costumes, everyone.
05:29I am so excited for some solid girl time with you guys tonight.
05:32I thought we could enjoy this charcuterie board, then play Truth or Dare, then watch a movie on my laptop!
05:38Uh, maybe don't look outside, Candace.
05:40What? They're doing a twofer?
05:42Ugh, I'm getting maw.
05:43Come on, Candace.
05:44There's like a million other things we can do tonight besides busting your brothers.
05:47We could do anything.
05:48Well, anything but sleep.
05:49We could curl your hair, stay up and play Truth or Dare.
05:52Dress up in cloaks and monster masks to give your brothers a scare.
05:55We can watch foreign dramas in our booty pajamas.
05:59There will be no counting sheep tonight.
06:00Okay, but what about llamas?
06:02Cause there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party.
06:05We'll rock till the morning light.
06:08Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party.
06:12There ain't no sleeping tonight.
06:14The popcorn is popping.
06:16And the sounds are so popping.
06:18Did you hear what Jeremy said?
06:19Buford, stop eavesdropping.
06:21Lay a light as a feather, perform a seance together.
06:24Ooh, we can confess our deepest, darkest secrets and emotions.
06:27Or whatever.
06:27Cause there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party.
06:31There ain't no sleeping tonight.
06:34There's so much at stake.
06:35I gotta stay awake.
06:37Ow!
06:37I'm just resting my eyes.
06:39Come on, it's the commercial brand.
06:40Cause at the end of the day, it's always taken away.
06:44It disappeared, gone out of sight.
06:47A second invention needs a second chance to bust.
06:50Cause the boy's gonna get it right.
06:53Get it right.
06:56Cause there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party.
07:00We're up till the morning light.
07:02Cause there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party.
07:06That means I have all night.
07:09To bust.
07:11Wow, Candace, you didn't really take anything away from that, did you?
07:17Okay, Sleep Master General.
07:18It's 929.
07:20Hand over the skin-safe, non-toxic markers so I can draw on your face when you fall asleep.
07:24I am insulted.
07:25I will have you know that I...
07:28Knew it!
07:29Ah, prime for drawing.
07:32Even better.
07:33Maybe I can borrow some makeup from Candace.
07:41Bravo!
07:41Okay, what'd I miss?
07:42Anything spoily?
07:44Antonio, how could you do that terrible thing I don't need to describe?
07:47Wait, who's this guy?
07:48Who's the guy with the mustache?
07:51Okay, Stacy, truth or dare?
07:53Uh, truth.
07:54What's the grossest thing that ever happened to you?
07:57Ladies!
07:58I was looking for some makeup to prank Baljeet, but I see now we're playing truth or dare.
08:03Dare me anything.
08:04I only do dares.
08:05Get out!
08:06Oh, wait, not so fast.
08:08Okay, Buford.
08:09I dare you to dunk your head in the toilet.
08:13That's how I style my hair.
08:14Think bigger.
08:15Okay.
08:16How about go downstairs and take a bite of Perry's food?
08:19I already did that when I came in.
08:20Next!
08:21I dare you to let me give you a makeover.
08:23Fine, but I'm an autumn.
08:25Ugh, Vanessa, just give him some blush and get him out of here.
08:28Stacy!
08:28Yo, Ferb, can that thing get the finale of Acquaintances?
08:32Acquaintances.
08:34They hang out at parties, but they don't really have an idea what's going on in each other's lives.
08:41Indeed.
08:41But can you handle the 273K?
08:44No!
08:44Don't encourage him.
08:46Vanessa!
08:48Buford, you look just like Queen Victoria.
08:51Yeah, I'm pulling it off.
08:53Soleil, Queenie.
08:54That's it.
08:55I'm putting an end to this and getting Mom.
08:57Candace, maybe it would be cool if we could all have fun together.
08:59Mmm!
09:01Matt!
09:01Come on, Candace.
09:02I dare you not to get your Mom!
09:04Well, if you can't beat him.
09:05Join him in a high-depth circular dome TV.
09:09Mom!
09:09Mom, wake up!
09:10Wake up, Mom!
09:20Wow, that chamomile tea really does knock her out.
09:22Hello, huh?
09:26I'm there, I see you.
09:28Well, pardon me, your majesty.
09:31Stop, Chief!
09:34Stop!
09:35Oh, it's worth it!
09:36Stop!
09:37Hey!
09:41Ah, a lot of us, how did you stop elk?
09:44Why do I always use so much butter?
09:47You know, I'm so groggy.
09:49That turkey really packs a punch.
10:00Mom, look outside!
10:01Wake up!
10:23Oh, I am awake now!
10:30Maybe, if I get you, they'll die!
10:43Hey, the platypus, how did you...
11:02Mom, look!
11:03Mom, look!
11:04You see it?
11:10Candace, is this some kind of ridiculous internet prank?
11:13It's like a thousand o'clock.
11:15But, but, but, but...
11:17And why is your father having a full formal English tea with Buford?
11:21Tea, your majesty.
11:25Did you see the finale last night?
11:27No, I fell asleep. I'll have to watch it tonight.
11:29Antonio and Ryan found out they had a mutual acquaintance.
11:33Curse you, Tyler, the spoiler.
11:35Tyler is evil incorporated!
11:39No, we are not changing the jingle!
11:45All right, let's see what's playing.
11:47A movie day. What an off-brand approach to our afternoon.
11:50Yeah, I've been in the mood for a rom-com.
11:53Ooh, what about a western?
11:54A western?
11:56What do you got against westerns?
11:57Aside from the hack storytelling, they are just a sea of sepia tone and spittoons.
12:02I bet you a fried pickle I can change your perspective.
12:05First, I do not like fried pickles. And secondly, you can never change my perspective.
12:10Can too!
12:11Cannot!
12:13Well, I guess I know what we're gonna do today.
12:16Hey, where's Perry?
12:27Agency, Doofenshmirtz is at the Almond Griddle Convention, so you have the day off.
12:30I'm in nearby Swampville teaching Carl the manly art of piloting a fan boat.
12:35Very manly, sir. Did I mention I'm allergic to bug bites? Maybe we should turn back.
12:40Wait, deadly rapids ahead?
12:42Uh, Carl! Slow down!
12:44Yeah, I can't, sir! Rapids are fast! That's actually what rapid means!
12:47Don't you argue semantics with me! Mayday!
12:51Use your monitoring instincts to find us!
12:54Great mosquito repellent!
12:57Great mosquito repellent!
13:07Yee-haw!
13:09Are we lost, sir?
13:11Pretty sure there's a small town half a click north. Or is it south? Eh, probably doesn't matter. Just try
13:17to keep up!
13:20I think I'm stuck!
13:21Put your back into it, Carl!
13:25Not one word.
13:26Are we gonna die, sir?
13:27We're going to be fine. In dire situations, you must rely on your...
13:33Manly man.
13:35Instincts.
13:36Now follow me.
13:49Manly platypus.
13:57Manly plopps.
14:02Force Perspective, western town.
14:05This is gonna help us change your perspective on westerns.
14:08Ferb, a demonstration, please.
14:11Depending on the position you're in, the varying size proportions trick the brain into seeing a different scale.
14:16Ready, Isabella?
14:17Yippee-ki-yay!
14:24you see the second hat was much bigger but it was further away how is this going to change
14:29my perspective on western cinema perhaps a heartfelt ditty will clarify that for you
14:34hit it enough force perspective western town you might go up you might hold down in a force
14:42perspective western you can be the biggest and the baddest hitty-bitty guy around now
14:46you finagle your angle will change your point of view doodly doo in a force perspective western town
14:56with you yeah i don't really get how it works either it's best not to think about it too hard
15:09whatever have you come around yet to appreciate the rustic beauty of the wild west well this
15:15force perspective town is charming it has not changed my perspective i still find the western
15:21film genre tacky and
15:35hi biscuits looks like i snagged me one of them teal town city ducks
15:40or my name ain't bubba doof and schmerz and you know it is it is i'ma make me some city
15:47duck stew starring you
15:52sir i don't think our instincts can get us out of this one oh don't be a stick in the
15:56mud carl i'm not a
15:58stick sir i'm a person in the mud with feelings and mud skippers
16:05my mustache my beautiful mustache wait we're not really stuck it's our boat sir you're absolutely
16:14right we gotta trip down to our gibbies and shelter under that shack over there
16:21wait where is the sound still coming from y'all don't stop now i was just getting going
16:30ball sheet your perspective will never change if you don't put in a little bit of effort
16:34okay okay
16:35a little to the left
16:38there hold it hold it is right
16:43there's a new sheriff in town
16:47wait what
16:48finnese and fur what did you do to me
16:50nothing candace it's just an optical illusion
16:53you're actually back there well i don't like these optics i'm still telling mom
16:57how do i not have any bars this is our backyard
17:02perhaps you should try a telegraph
17:04telegraph oh good thing i went to that morse code camp three summers in a row
17:08boys built old-timey town no building codes get home
17:15oh candace make sure not to rile the miniature ponies
17:21why are these miniature ponies so bad
17:23they're in the foreground
17:24that doesn't even make sense
17:26then how do they kick me
17:43dash dot dot dot dash dash
17:46it's a good thing that i worked on that submarine those three summers at candace was at morse code camp
17:50boys built old-timey
17:52oh i don't even want to know
17:56i tell you what lunch
17:58you don't mind if i call you lunch do you
18:00i'ma call you lunch
18:02oh that's my cousin heinz
18:04he's from druselstein
18:05he moved to the big city though now
18:07now me
18:08i was born and raised in this here swamp
18:10just a stone's throw away
18:12they are two bigger adjacent swamps so it occurred to me if i could connect all three i could take
18:18over the entire triswamp area
18:20problem is these beavers keep building dams to keep the three swamps separate
18:25they're a nuisance
18:26you're a nuisance
18:28but you my little duck buddy
18:30you are one of a kind
18:32the eating kind
18:33a little pepper
18:35and a little paprika
18:37oh bless your heart lunch
18:39so i built a gizmo to trick them beavers into eating their own dams
18:43behold my beaver-nator
18:46hey ned ned time to feed the beebs
18:49come on ned
18:51come and get it little fellers
18:54the gizmo pulls that doohickey which yanks up that thingamajiggin
18:58bringing them tin cans which have been precisely tuned to the resonant frequency of a beaver's brainwaves
19:03hypnotizing them beavers
19:06look it's working right now
19:07now drain them dams
19:09lickety-split
19:18ring the ding dong it works
19:20functioning properly you see that you see it right
19:23uh nah i've been trap building since i was knee high to a grasshopper
19:27you ain't getting out of that one
19:31this town ain't big enough for the both of us
19:36but now it is
19:38it's working
19:40i totally changed your perspective
19:43draw
19:47dead ringer
19:48i reckon val sheet wins
19:50well winning does take the sting after the fact that there is obviously a horse out there
19:53somewhere with only three shoes
19:57what do we got here
20:00well come on up
20:02i'm making supper
20:03oh thank you so much
20:05what is that wonderful smell
20:09go on have a taste
20:13go on
20:17don't be shy
20:24i suppose i'll tone down the spice for you city folk
20:27oh no the more spice the better
20:30oh maybe spices from another room
20:33like really hard to find spices
20:36oh yeah now we're talking all right i see what i can rustle up
20:40but sir you can barely handle black pepper
20:43quiet girl
20:44okay okay okay this took some rustling
20:47but i said hey wait a sec what do you city boys think you're doing what my city does
21:01that's my lodge
21:02hey you're taking my lunch
21:04well folks i do not know about western cinema but this fourth perspective western town has been a
21:10hoot
21:11which i am just now realizing is a thing
21:13hey shouldn't you be riding off into the sunset or something
21:16the only proper response to that question is
21:29they don't pretty much attack you in my yard
21:32good thing i asked you to bring that repellent
21:57oh my gosh did you guys build this little western town
22:04it's adorable
22:05and it looks so big from down here
22:08that's the fourth perspective
22:09i was gonna make some popcorn
22:10who wants to watch a movie
22:12i believe i am in the mood for a western
22:14yeah let's do it
22:18that doesn't even make any sense
22:22and that's not how fourth perspective works
22:24are you coming or not
22:26yes i'm coming
22:29there will be no counting sheep tonight
22:31okay but what about llamas
22:33cause there ain't no sleepin' at a slumber party
22:36there ain't no sleepin' tonight
22:39the popcorn is poppin'
22:41and the senses are stoppin'
22:42did you hear what jeremy said?
22:44buford, stop eavesdroppin'
22:46the land light is a feather
22:47we'll form a seance together
22:48oh, we can confess our deepest darkest secrets and emotions
22:52or whatever
22:53because there ain't no sleepin' at a slumber party
22:57there ain't no sleepin' tonight
22:59yeah
22:59yeah
22:59yeah
22:59yeah
22:59yeah
23:00yeah
23:00yeah
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