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مسلسل Only Murders in the Building مترجم - Episode 2
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00:01Don't all true crime podcasters wish they were on the case from the start?
00:05Found someone dead.
00:06What?
00:06They offed themselves.
00:07It's that guy from the elevator!
00:09Tim Kono, with a K.
00:11What kind of guy kills himself an hour after being desperate to get his hands on this?
00:15Now, the only thing that matters is that there's a killer on the loose,
00:18and he could be living in our building.
00:20My father was a Charles.
00:22I'm a junior.
00:23Are you?
00:23I'm Brazos.
00:24Me and my Hardy boys, we would get into solving mysteries around the complex.
00:29And your Hardy boys, where are they now?
00:44Looks like you arrested the wrong guy, detective.
00:47Spare me the innocent act, Zeus.
00:50I got you dead to rights.
00:52And I got 20 eyewitnesses who say I was at my niece's baptism last night.
00:58It was a beautiful service.
01:02Only wish my mother was alive to see it.
01:05Your lives might fool some people, Zeus.
01:07But not me.
01:09I'm not some dumb cop you see on TV.
01:11I'm not Kojak.
01:13I'm not Tubbs.
01:16I'm Brazos.
01:21This sends the investigation into a whole direction.
01:26By the way, I'm not calling you Zeus anymore.
01:30That's your street name.
01:32I don't call anyone who has a street name.
01:35I call it by your real name.
01:38Mario Furstenberg.
01:41Oh, you think you're so special because you had a rough dad.
01:44Let me tell you a little bit about my dad.
01:48That's the most constant refrain of my childhood, how much I was like him.
01:54You're the spinning image of your father.
01:56And I was.
01:58We were both right-handed, but we used scissors with our left hand.
02:01We could both pick up any instrument, just play it by ear.
02:08But ask us to do basic algebra, forget about it.
02:13But you know, people meant it as a compliment when they said I was like my father.
02:20But he was awful to my mother.
02:23He liked to make her feel small.
02:25The fuck?
02:25Make her feel silly.
02:28Make her unsh-
02:56The Honestly
02:56The People
03:09Was
03:09The
03:09The
03:25Every person is a mystery, but to care about a murder mystery, you need to care about the
03:30person who was murdered, who is Tim Kono.
03:34We know he lived on the ninth floor of the Arconia in New York City.
03:38We know he had a mailbox.
03:40We know he got manicures.
03:42Or perhaps he just had naturally pleasing nail beds.
03:45This is terrible.
03:46Oh, I know.
03:47I literally feel myself aging when I listen to you.
03:50It's your writing.
03:51I mean, you don't know anything about the guy, so you're just saying the obvious.
03:53It's so hot in here.
03:55He was some sort of mixed Asian, Japanese, Korean, or Chinese, maybe Indonesian.
04:00Look, I am trying to target an entire continent here.
04:03That's four billion potential listeners.
04:05Ah, you're welcome.
04:06It's so hot in here.
04:07Do we have to do this in a closet?
04:09Well, now you sound like Patti LuPone.
04:11No, no.
04:11The acoustics are better.
04:13And trust me, you need acoustics.
04:14Give me one moment.
04:15Come on.
04:15And have lots of fun with it.
04:17I'm about to pass out.
04:19Oh.
04:20How did you get here?
04:21It was open.
04:22I don't lock my door.
04:23Never have.
04:24That's insane.
04:25It's neighborly.
04:26I mean, a murderer probably lives in the building.
04:28But I guess old white guys are only afraid of colon cancer and societal change.
04:32Sad.
04:33A murderer doesn't probably live in the building.
04:36A murderer definitely lives in the building.
04:38Lester checked all the security footage and no one, unknown to him, came in or out during
04:43the hours around Tim's murder.
04:44Isn't that great for the podcast?
04:45So, Mabel, tell us.
04:47Did you learn anything from the online world of Tim Kono?
04:51He didn't post much in his online world.
04:54He seems to have had a really sad, quiet life.
04:57You checked all the websites.
04:59Yep.
05:00All the websites.
05:01Well, we've exhausted the internet.
05:04Oh, before I forget, we should keep all our evidence in one place.
05:07So I should probably hang on to that engagement ring.
05:09Why do you get to hang on to it?
05:11Don't you trust me, Brazos?
05:13It's our biggest clue.
05:14We lose that.
05:15We've got nothing.
05:16Let's have my apartment.
05:17I'll give it to you later.
05:18Okay, guys, I need you two to hear me.
05:21Our podcast is never going to pop until we know who is Tim Kono.
05:27Who was Tim Kono.
05:29Yeah, well, I've already named the episode Who Is Tim Kono, so it's...
05:33Wait a minute.
05:34When did we finish episode one?
05:35Dude, it's called A Work in Progress.
05:38Look, every great episode two always makes you care deeply for the victim.
05:43That's true.
05:43I've fallen in love with so many dead people.
05:45Either they make them sympathetic or sexy or interesting, none of which I feel for Tim Kono.
05:50Look, someone in this building had to have known him.
05:53We find that one person, and all this cracks open.
05:57Mm-hmm.
05:57Back off, Babel.
05:58You can't disappear for ten years, then show up and start dragging up a bunch of shit from
06:03when we were kids.
06:04Oscar's getting out, Tim.
06:05You can make things right.
06:07You know what happened that night.
06:08You didn't even say anything.
06:10Look, if this is all you came back for, I don't want to think about back then.
06:15I'm a different person now.
06:17Jesus.
06:18We are different.
06:20And I don't need people like you in my life.
06:22Fine.
06:23Good.
06:23So, if you see me around the building, act like you don't know me.
06:27Because you don't.
06:28Happily.
06:29Fuck you.
06:33What if Tim was a dick?
06:36That's a definite angle.
06:38I mean, I wouldn't want him to be dickier than Steve Carell in The Office.
06:41I'd still care if Steve Carell in The Office got murdered.
06:44Or would I?
06:46Thinking, thinking, visualizing.
06:48This is tough.
06:48We need to find someone who knew him.
06:50Here's an idea.
06:52It's a long shot, but they're holding a memorial for Tim Kono in the lobby in ten minutes.
06:58Maybe we learned something there.
07:04God, she's good.
07:11Wow.
07:12Good turn up.
07:13I don't know any of these people.
07:16Oh, my God.
07:17There's food.
07:18Fantastic.
07:19No sneeze guard.
07:20No thank you.
07:21Might as well lick the fingers of every person in the building.
07:23Teddy Demas lives on Six.
07:25Owns Demas Delis.
07:26Great guy.
07:27Great dips.
07:28Death's son.
07:30Oh, my God.
07:32Oh, my God.
07:33You know, this is all I eat.
07:34Tips for dinner.
07:35I bet I have not had a regular entree for years.
07:39Granted, I've lost 14 pounds in a significant amount of hair, but it's totally worth it.
07:43I'm going to go sit down.
07:45Where the fuck is everyone standing?
07:48You see these chairs?
07:50What do you think they might be for?
07:52Come on.
07:53Come on.
07:54This won't take long unless you make it take long.
08:01Now.
08:02Bunny, if I may.
08:03Oh, Jesus.
08:04I'm Dr. Grover Stanley, and I'm sure we're all grieving the loss of Tim Kono.
08:09If you need to talk privately about Tim or whatever, I live on Six, and I take Venmo.
08:14Oh, a therapist is always a fun suspect.
08:18Plus, he's desperate.
08:19Always good.
08:20Due to the shocking nature of this incident, I'm told we need to do this for some bullshit insurance purposes.
08:29The family's in Japan, where the body's already being flown, so.
08:34And does anybody have anything they would like to share about Tim Kono?
08:40Here we go.
08:41Time for the killer to make himself known.
08:45That was for my show.
08:48A lovely memory.
08:51A kindness.
08:55Anyone?
08:57Yes.
08:58Does this mean we get to use our fireplaces again?
09:01Yeah, he was the guy with bad asthma, right?
09:03Since he's dead, we should be able to use them now.
09:05We can talk fireplaces at our next board meeting.
09:08Wait, Tim was the reason we couldn't use our fireplaces?
09:11I hated that guy.
09:12This is ruined.
09:13Christmas.
09:14He once yelled at me.
09:15He once yelled at me for smoking outside.
09:17Look, nobody liked him.
09:19But can we all just be grateful he's gone?
09:21Say something nice and move on.
09:23Shit.
09:23Excuse me.
09:25That's a possibility of mine.
09:27Hmm?
09:28I lived next to that miserable man for eight years, and I need those extra rooms.
09:33Well, yes, Mrs. Delico.
09:34We have you down on the waiting list.
09:36Ah, ah, ah, ah, there is no waiting list.
09:39The apartment is mine.
09:41Wouldn't be the first New Yorker to kill for good real estate.
09:52Excuse me.
09:54Were you close with Tim?
09:55And do you consent to being recorded?
09:57Just say anything to agree.
09:59No, please.
10:00Thanks.
10:00Perfect.
10:02Listen.
10:04I'm sorry.
10:05First time we get out of the time.
10:07First time we get out of the time.
10:09Time, please.
10:10We're going to cut.
10:12Um, I like the emotion.
10:14Keep that.
10:14But I kind of need you to enunciate better.
10:17Do you have anything?
10:18The crying is covering the dialogue.
10:20Oh, that's a good, that's a good note.
10:21Okay.
10:22So try it again.
10:23And it's kind of, in a weird way, an upbeat story.
10:26So just, when you're ready, and action.
10:30My cat.
10:31My beautiful Evelyn.
10:34She died last night.
10:37Your cat?
10:38Mm-hmm.
10:38Howard, did you say Evelyn died?
10:42Yes.
10:42Last night.
10:44Oh.
10:45What's wrong, Howard?
10:47Evelyn died.
10:48The sweet blonde tappy he used to come visiting through all the window boxes.
10:52Evelyn?
10:53Oh, no.
10:54She died?
10:55Yes.
10:56Evelyn is dead.
10:59You just bought her some organic milk.
11:00I'm sure we're all grieving the death of our dear Evelyn.
11:03And just a quick reminder, I live on 6 and Venmo.
11:08Oh, maybe we should make a podcast about Evelyn.
11:16Dips for dinner, dips for dinner, I'm a nut for dips.
11:20So our victim is less likable than a dead cat.
11:23Hey, you know what?
11:23I think we should talk to Ursula.
11:25The sea witch?
11:26No, no, no.
11:26The building manager.
11:27If anyone has information on Tim, she does.
11:30Oliver, can I speak with you?
11:33Of course, Bun Bun.
11:34Um, first of all, let me say, you look fantastic.
11:39You gotta give me the name of your guy, because you look like a damn kid.
11:43Your building fees are eight months past due.
11:46This is your final notice before the board will be forced to take drastic action.
11:50Listen, Bun-Bun, we're friends, and-
11:52That's why I'm using a friendly tone.
11:54Don't fuck with me, Oliver.
11:56I can't think of anything less pleasant.
11:59That makes two of us.
12:05I didn't cry that much when my mother died.
12:10Is that true?
12:11Or are you lying?
12:13Why would I lie about something like that?
12:17I don't know what I'm supposed to do right now.
12:21I'm totally migraining.
12:23You guys meet the sea witch without me.
12:30What did you say to her?
12:31Just making conversation.
12:33Mm, not your thing.
12:36Grab those, won't you?
12:37Okay.
12:40And that tray, too.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:44Oh, my God.
13:16Hi. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. Maybe it's because nobody gave a shit about Tim and I want
13:25something on record in case...
13:34Who is Tim Kona? It was.
13:51I met him here at the Arconia when we were ten. I interrupted a game he had to play every
13:59day.
13:59I don't know you. I know everyone who lives in this building.
14:04I don't live in this building. My aunt does. Salma Ramirez.
14:1012E. I like her. She gives out whole candy bars on Halloween.
14:15I live on Long Island where they give out loose cadrets and lighters.
14:20Yeah. You look pretty poor.
14:22It's true. Tim didn't get along with a lot of people.
14:27What are you drawing?
14:29The beach, near my house.
14:31He was direct, but he never lied.
14:34It's not very good.
14:36Maybe that's why I liked him.
14:39You reading that?
14:40Nope. I'm too poor to read.
14:44It's about two brothers who solve crimes.
14:46In Bayport.
14:47Where I live.
14:48It's a whole series.
14:50They're cool.
14:52Even though they're old.
14:54We'd spend a few weeks together every summer and winter break when my aunt would let me stay with her.
14:59And I could pretend I lived in the Arconia.
15:03And we could be the Hardy Boys.
15:06Solving mysteries we'd make up around Tim's apartment.
15:20For years it was just me and Tim.
15:25Until we met Oscar and Zoe.
15:28Oscar was the Super's kid.
15:30Zoe got Oscar to copy his dad's keys so he could hardy boy in any apartment we wanted when the
15:36owners were out of town.
15:38Zoe's family had the whole 11th floor, but that wasn't enough for her.
15:42Yes. Full men's cabinet.
15:44We are camping here tonight, kids.
15:46Zoe was the life of the party.
15:48Oh, shit.
15:49Alright.
15:51Here, take this baby.
15:52But sometimes she took things too far.
15:56It was fun, mostly.
15:58Until the end.
16:07Okay, remember, Ursula always had a side hustle she's working with.
16:10So try not to sign up for any kind of subscription box, timeshare, or complimentary mammogram.
16:15They're incredibly difficult to cancel.
16:17I thought her name was Aurora.
16:19How do you not know anyone?
16:22So do you put Aurora on her envelope when you tip at Christmas?
16:26I don't tip.
16:28What?
16:28I think it's elitist.
16:30I send out autographed photos instead.
16:34Okay.
16:34You know what?
16:35I think you should stay upstairs.
16:36Why?
16:37Because I'm starting to think that people like you less than Tim Kono.
16:47Ursula, my beloved.
16:49Even from here you smell like a field of lavender and french fries.
16:52My two favorite things.
16:54What brings your skinny ass down here?
16:57Well, I just, you know, I didn't see you at the memorial for Tim Kono.
16:59And I just thought I'd check in.
17:01It was such a tragedy.
17:03Is it?
17:04Really?
17:05Dude didn't want to be at the party anymore, so he left.
17:08Do you know how many complaints I got about him?
17:12Gee, I'd love to take a peek at those.
17:15Ursula!
17:16It's me, Charles Hayden Savage from 14.
17:19Is he with you?
17:20No, no, no.
17:21I am.
17:22I see you have my phone.
17:23Ooh.
17:24Yeah, it's a real favorite, can't you tell?
17:26Look, the reason I don't tip is out of respect for you.
17:30Please, don't respect me so much, okay?
17:32Ursula, please, I would love to look at those complaints about Tim Kono.
17:36Can't we work something out here?
17:40Well, if you really want them.
17:44Got milk?
17:46It's a beverage and a business.
17:48First case is $2.50.
17:49Buy two and I'll throw in the file.
17:51Buy three and I'll fill you in on the stuff that was too juicy to write down.
17:56That seems steep.
17:58Up to you.
17:59But after tomorrow, this and everything else about that guy goes away forever.
18:05Why is that?
18:06What's tomorrow?
18:08What's tomorrow?
18:09They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow.
18:11So we're gonna go down there and look around for clues before everything's gone.
18:15You wanna come?
18:16Do I wanna break into a dead guy's apartment and go through all his shit?
18:21Sounds like an afternoon.
18:22Oh, do you have that engagement ring?
18:24Yeah, it's in my apartment.
18:28Do you appeal to anybody?
18:30Not for years.
18:34This is it.
18:36Our one chance to get to know Tim Kono.
18:38Oh, that's a nice high drama line.
18:41Okay, give me another.
18:42Why?
18:43What was the matter with that one?
18:43Nothing, it was perfect.
18:44It was just reeking of your years on CBS.
18:47I brought lumenol and a black light in case we find-
18:50Oh, blood!
18:50There's blood!
18:51Shh, don't check!
18:52Don't be out black!
18:53Is it his blood?
18:54Is it my blood?
18:55Are my feet bleeding from my shoes?
18:57Next, it's your brain leaking out through your foot.
18:59Here, put on these booties.
19:00It'll keep you from slipping.
19:02And remember, keep your eyes peeled.
19:05Anything can be a clue.
19:07Whoa.
19:08What?
19:09Uh, nothing.
19:11It's just strange to be in here.
19:13Oh, keep your eyes out for a laptop or a cell phone.
19:16The cops probably took those.
19:19Look at all these past-due bills.
19:22Didn't the cops say that Tim was having money problems?
19:25Past-due rent?
19:27Utilities?
19:29He's even behind in his building fees, poor guy.
19:32People who don't pay their building fees are the worst.
19:35It makes the rest of ours go off.
19:37Now I really don't like this guy.
19:39I don't think it's a sin to be slow to write a check.
19:42I'm gonna check in here.
19:44Okay, well, no pictures.
19:45Of any girlfriend.
19:47No?
19:48That seems strange.
19:50Sex toys!
19:51We got sex toys, people!
19:53Okay.
19:54Remember not to judge.
19:55There's nothing shameful about deviant sexual pursuit.
19:58Ooh.
20:00Ah.
20:01Ugh.
20:02Looks like Mr. Benalla took a turn down Rocky Road, if you know what I mean.
20:07I don't think you know what you mean.
20:09Goodbye snoozing, hello cruising.
20:12You know, we could get DNA evidence off these.
20:14I just said bag them up and maybe take a Z-pack.
20:23Hey lady.
20:25You look hot.
20:28I hate New Year's Eve.
20:30It means that when a break's over.
20:32Yeah, and you gotta go back to shitty Long Island to get finger fucked by your cousins.
20:37You're so gross.
20:39Oh, you know you love me.
20:41Hey, where'd you get that?
20:44Found it?
20:45Hey guys, how are we, uh, feeling about this time?
20:49I...
20:49Damn, girl.
20:52What?
20:53I-I already told you.
20:55You look good too, babe.
20:57Don't even.
21:00Hey guys, if it's dark on the roof, nobody's gonna see how good we look.
21:03Oh, nice slick hair, Tim.
21:06Come on.
21:07Get a picture.
21:07Yes.
21:08This one's right.
21:11Hurry.
21:11Come on.
21:12Here we go.
21:25Goddamn!
21:27Goddamn asshole!
21:27What the fuck was that?
21:29No, that's like textbook cheating.
21:30What the fuck?
21:45I saw someone fighting with her.
21:47You saw Oscar?
21:48No.
21:49Someone else.
21:54Bingo.
21:55Paw prints.
21:56Check this out.
21:58Bloody cat prints.
22:00Th-that dead cat.
22:01What was her name?
22:02Ethel?
22:03Evelyn.
22:04This...
22:05This doesn't make sense.
22:06Oh, no, no.
22:07A lot of people name their pets human names.
22:09I had a parakeet named Bruce.
22:10It was a female, but she had a very masculine energy.
22:13No.
22:14The cat was here after Tim died.
22:17And the cat died that night, too.
22:21Howard.
22:21Was that Evelyn's owner's name?
22:23Right.
22:25I think our list of suspects just got a little longer.
22:29That was from my show.
22:33Okay.
22:34What's that?
22:36It's a beverage and a business.
22:38Oh, no, no.
22:38Not such a bad day.
22:39And we got a list of potential suspects in the folder that the basement photo lady gave us.
22:44Ursula.
22:45Ursula.
22:46Yeah.
22:46You know, I think we have enough to paint a pretty clear picture of Tim Kono.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Sure.
22:51He was broke.
22:52He liked dangerous sex.
22:53Asthmatic.
22:54No one liked him more.
22:55Can we not?
22:56I don't think being unlikable means he deserved to die.
23:00Well, no, no.
23:00I think what Charles is saying is for the podcast, we're still looking for a way to care.
23:05He was alone.
23:07Isn't that enough to make us care?
23:10You, of all people, should know how fucking sad that is.
23:13Look, I didn't mean to.
23:14His blood is still on your shoes.
23:19You're right.
23:19We should be more respectful.
23:21Tim Kono was a person.
23:23He was a neighbor.
23:24Maybe a man in love.
23:26It's easy to lose some-
23:27What episode is this from?
23:29Can I just stream it later and spare myself?
23:34That speech you gave me about your dad?
23:36I saw that bullshit on YouTube this morning.
23:39Whoa.
23:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
23:40I am so lost here.
23:42Could someone please fill me in?
23:43Unless it's boring.
23:44And then don't.
23:45I wrote that speech.
23:46It was the one thing they let me write for the show.
23:49And every word is true.
23:51You just said it verbatim.
23:54Maybe.
23:56Is that weird?
23:59I can't tell if you're acting or not.
24:01Oh.
24:02Believe me, when he's acting you can tell.
24:04But you know what, chums?
24:06Whenever I direct a new show, the hardest part is getting the actress to trust each other.
24:12And you know what?
24:13That's what we're doing here.
24:15We're starting a new show.
24:18We should promise not to lie and just trust each other.
24:21I can do that.
24:22Me too.
24:24Yeah, okay.
24:25Fabulous.
24:26Now, you know what?
24:27How about we all try a new trust exercise?
24:31Not fucking right.
24:32Bye.
24:33I'll see you tomorrow.
24:36Uh, so I don't trust her at all.
24:42She's shifty.
24:53Tiff, they're sending away Oscar.
24:56You said you saw someone with Zoe.
24:58You have to tell them.
24:59I don't know what you're talking about.
25:00Tiff!
25:07Aren't you a little old to still be playing Hardy Boys?
25:12Why did this happen to you?
25:14Why are you hanging out with a couple of old weirdos?
25:17They're trying to help me find someone who cared about you.
25:22Good luck with that.
25:30Tim.
25:33Who was the ring for?
25:36You wondering if I ever found someone who loved me?
25:40I'm just trying to figure out who you were.
25:44If you were a good guy or not.
25:47Should I even be sad that you're dead?
25:49Ouch, that hurts.
25:52Almost as bad as this.
25:59Why didn't you tell the cops what you saw that night?
26:03And does this have anything to do with what happened back then?
26:09I always enjoyed watching you figure things out.
26:37I've had to wait so far as I did.
26:37I'm just having fun.
26:42I can't wait so many times as I did.
26:44I need to wait so far away.
26:44I don't want to wait for it.
26:45How could I wait for it to be?
26:51I can't wait until you're on the back.
26:51It's just a fun but you're wondering.
26:54You're right.
27:00What the fuck?
27:13Tim was the kind of guy that always made the sensible choice.
27:20That's why none of this makes sense.
27:23Which brings us right back to where we started.
27:27Who is Tim Kona?
27:29He liked running around the courtyard fountain.
27:33He was observant and robotic, but also kind if you looked at him the right way.
27:40He never lied.
27:43Except once.
27:50Who was Tim Kona?
28:04I'm gonna fucking find out.
28:06Who was Tim Kona?
28:35The
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