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مسلسل Only Murders in the Building مترجم - Episode 5
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00:01A great true-crime mystery unpeels itself like an onion.
00:05What the fuck is GM?
00:09I am looking for a guy I saw going up the stairs in a tie-dyed hoodie the night Tim
00:15died.
00:16Enough with tie-dye guy.
00:17We cannot forget about tie-dye guy.
00:19So, Dad, I listened to your podcast.
00:21You didn't tell me you were doing it with Mabel Mora?
00:22What?
00:23You know her?
00:23She used to stay here.
00:24She hung out with this group of kids, and one of them was Tim Kona.
00:27You can't disappear for ten years, then show up and start dragging up a bunch of shit from when we
00:31were kids.
00:32I saw someone fighting with her.
00:33You saw Oscar?
00:34No, someone else.
00:36You know what happened that night?
00:37You didn't even say anything.
00:39Just when it's all starting to feel the same, that's when you get hit by something you never saw coming.
00:54Value.
00:55Worth.
00:57The price of life.
01:00What's the easiest way to know how you fit into the equation?
01:03Come to New York.
01:06Shit just plain costs more in the city.
01:07Subway fare is $2.75.
01:12The inflation of Hot Cheetos?
01:1499 cents in the Bronx, nearly four freaking dollars in Tribeca.
01:20Those joints?
01:22Overpriced as fuck.
01:24Not like that coat, though.
01:27That?
01:28It's priceless.
01:30It's special.
01:32Just like her.
01:45I will take you down to the bone, motherfucker.
01:49Twist.
01:50Big, big twist.
01:51We have an unexpected turn of events thanks to my son, Will.
01:55Mabel knew Tim Kono and lied about it.
01:59Which probably means that Mabel killed Tim Kono.
02:02And now we're wondering, was he the first or the latest in her wild spree?
02:07Yeah, because she totally fits the profile.
02:09Female.
02:10Late 20s.
02:11Wears cool boots.
02:12Reads the Hardy Boys.
02:13When I see that on a resume, I'm thinking murderer.
02:15No real job.
02:17Few attachments and lives alone.
02:19In an empty apartment that probably has a drain in the floor.
02:22Oh, that was some good back and forth.
02:24Listeners love conflict.
02:26You're a simpleton.
02:27Damn it.
02:28I didn't get that.
02:29Can you call me a simpleton again?
02:30You're a simpleton.
02:31Oh, thank you.
02:33Oh, my God.
02:35Oscar?
02:36Damn, Bella.
02:37Hi.
02:38I'm so sorry.
02:39You got out.
02:41I can't believe you're standing right here.
02:43Yeah, right?
02:44Me too.
02:46Wait, so did you just get out?
02:47I went by your dad's and he basically told me to fuck home.
02:51Yeah, shit.
02:51No, I got out last week.
02:54You knew that I was waiting here and you get out after 10 years and you don't call me?
02:59You just follow me down the street like some fucking creeper?
03:02Look, I had a whole plan.
03:04Can we just go chill?
03:05Where are you headed?
03:06Jersey.
03:07Well, then I'm going to Jersey.
03:09I'll drive you.
03:12Oh, you don't have to drive though.
03:14Yes, I do have to.
03:16I've been waiting a long time for this.
03:18For this.
03:21Me too.
03:23Now come on, you creeper.
03:25Ah.
03:26Huck.
03:29Lester said he saw her head west.
03:31Can you just calm down and think a minute?
03:32This is all a misunderstanding.
03:33Haven't I been telling you there's something off with Mabel?
03:35She's got those crazy killer eyes like Liza at 3 in the morning.
03:39Please don't tell that story again.
03:40She and Jessica Lange came to me after an evening at Studio 54.
03:43And I had had a few cocktails.
03:45Stop!
03:46Mabel is a sweet young woman who promised not to keep secrets from us.
03:49I've been meeting this.
03:49Is this your hat?
03:50My hat?
03:51I thought I'd lost it.
03:52Oh, my God.
03:52There she is.
03:53What?
03:55Tie-dye guy.
03:57It's tie-dye guy.
03:58Okay.
03:59We've got to follow them.
04:00I'm going to get my car.
04:01You stay on.
04:02All right.
04:02I'll wait.
04:03Wait.
04:03You have a car?
04:04Go after them on foot.
04:05And then call me when you know where they are and then I'll swing by and pick you up.
04:08Okay.
04:09I'll wait.
04:09You pay for parking here?
04:12Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
04:29You get in there.
04:34You get in there.
04:34My soul, you get on, my wife, hey.
04:34See you later.
04:36Bye, bye, bye.
04:36Bye, bye, bye, bye.amazoo,
04:38a loud roar. Bye good,
04:39bye bye. Bye, bye.
04:39Bye, bye bye.
04:40Bye bye.
05:02This is bad. They're getting away.
05:04You want them?
05:05I'm on them, but I cannot run a Camry.
05:07Stay on them.
05:08Oh, God, help me. They don't see me.
05:11Oh, Jesus.
05:13So where are we going?
05:14It's in Teaneck.
05:16So, GW Bridge.
05:24Welcome to New York.
05:26Thank you, ma'am.
05:28Oliver, I can't hear you. Are you there?
05:31Yeah, I might cut on a little bit, but stay on.
05:34Oh, thank God. They're stuck in traffic.
05:38Where are you?
05:40I'll take one.
05:41Wait, are you at that pretzel cart?
05:43I want one. Read out the toppings.
05:45What? What toppings? There's mustard and salt.
05:47Yeah, but, you know, sometimes there's honey mustard.
05:49Is it Dante?
05:50Tell him Oliver wants his usual.
05:52Are you Dante?
05:53Yep.
05:54Oliver wants his usual.
05:56Mm-hmm.
05:57I'm coming around. Are you still on 88?
06:00Yeah, uh, traffic's moving. Where are you?
06:03Turn around!
06:10Very inconspicuous.
06:12We blend in by standing out.
06:15What are you doing?
06:16No, no, no, no, you drive.
06:17Because, oh, I got a record.
06:20And also, my driver's license expired 25 years ago.
06:22Keep your eyes on that Camry.
06:31What are you doing with this car?
06:33This is Aphrodite.
06:34I got her in L.A. when I was filming Singing in the Rain 2 for VH1.
06:38Oh, look, in the ashtray.
06:40It's a jelly bean from 1963.
06:42Maybe it's a Mexican diet.
06:44Oh, no.
06:45It's a pen pen.
06:47Mm.
06:48You know what?
06:49I don't need this.
06:50Left.
06:51They're turning left.
06:57So, if you've been out for a week, what have you been doing?
07:01I had some decent food.
07:02Got a haircut.
07:04Went to the bathroom without somebody looking at me.
07:06That was fun.
07:09Did you hear about Tim?
07:13Yeah.
07:14My first night out, he asked himself.
07:18My first time stepping back in that building.
07:21Wait.
07:21You were there that...
07:24Oh, my God.
07:26You're a tie-dye guy.
07:27Yeah.
07:28I'm trying to be.
07:29Figured I'd get some new drip when I got out.
07:33I think she's in trouble.
07:35That's the guy I saw going up the stairs that night.
07:37I know.
07:38Tie-dye.
07:39Tim and Mabel were probably in on this from the start.
07:42And you noticed, when you brought up his name, she got very quiet and had us looking at other suspects.
07:47Actually, it was you who did that?
07:49You've got to stop thinking the worst of her.
07:51And you need to start.
07:53She lied to us, Charles, or did you miss that fact?
07:56She also helped us investigate.
07:58Why would she do that?
08:00Oh, I don't know.
08:00Maybe to throw us off the scent of herself?
08:02It's a classic true crime podcast move.
08:05Right out of Daddy's little helper.
08:07Exactly.
08:08That's right.
08:09The forlorn son helps with the case until all evidence points to him.
08:13Yeah, that podcast stunk, by the way.
08:15They gave away everything in the title.
08:16I mean, I wonder who did it.
08:17Daddy's little helper?
08:19Don't you hear yourself?
08:21You're thinking like the patsy.
08:23The sucker.
08:24Not the detective.
08:27Charles, buddy, just, please, just drop what you're feeling and think only about what you know.
08:37We can't forget about tie-dye guy.
08:41Charles, we can't just suspect someone because they're wearing a hoodie.
08:45It's like a huge no.
08:46I'm not doing that.
08:47Well, I am doing that, but not like that.
08:50Okay, fine.
08:51I'm just saying tie-dye guy.
08:54Enough with the tie-dye guy.
08:56Just a waste of time.
09:09What?
09:10Nothing.
09:11It just feels like I'm sitting next to your older brother.
09:14You know, you were actually the first person I wanted to see after my dad.
09:18That's why I was heading up the stairs at night.
09:20Everything went crazy.
09:21In case you were wondering.
09:36I was heading up to see you at your aunt's place.
09:41It's weird that we didn't pass each other on the stairwell.
09:48Maybe we did.
09:50You did miss me sneaking up on you this morning.
09:52No, he didn't miss shit.
09:55Besides, I've always wanted to kill someone with my knitting needle.
09:59I saw you once with those guys that look like retired cops.
10:03Was one of them that Brazos guy?
10:05Yeah, yeah.
10:07He kind of still thinks he's on that show.
10:09Okay, I'm going to call her.
10:11When she's screaming bloody murder, you'll see.
10:14Call Mabel Mora.
10:16Hey, it's Mabel.
10:17Leave a message at the time.
10:18See that?
10:19If she's so safe, why didn't she pick up?
10:21Oh, trust me.
10:22She's too busy planning her next murder with Clyde.
10:24Let's hope it's not one of us.
10:26Hey!
10:27Found something.
10:28An article from the Post years ago about what Will told us.
10:31And?
10:32A girl named Zoe Cassidy was pushed off the roof of the Arconia.
10:36Police arrested a resident.
10:38I kind of remember some of this.
10:40I don't.
10:41When did this happen?
10:422010.
10:43How does this not sound even vaguely familiar to you?
10:46From 2010, that was my prednisone year.
10:48I got really bloated and it played with my memory.
10:51Search Charles Hayden Savage fat.
10:54Ooh.
10:56Look at the ass on Papa.
10:58Oh.
10:58Jesus.
10:59You're huge.
11:00It's like you're wearing a turtleneck.
11:01Oh, no, don't worry.
11:01It's just warming up.
11:03I don't think Aphrodite's ever been driven in the winter.
11:20You know what?
11:21I'm going to try Mabel again.
11:27Oh, God.
11:30Hey.
11:32Hey, Mabel, hi.
11:34It's Charles.
11:34Play cool.
11:35I was worried about you after that last dead end.
11:38You want to get together?
11:39For coffee.
11:40For tea?
11:41Yeah, no, no, no.
11:43I'm good.
11:43I'm just chilling at Washington Square Park.
11:47So, yeah, thanks for calling and I'll just talk to you later.
11:53You're lying to your boyfriend because you feel like even the way you're thinking about me is cheating?
11:59I don't have a great friend.
12:04Like Cassandra and Lady Macbeth rolled into one.
12:08No, she can't say anything.
12:10So just chilling is code for help.
12:12I've been taken hostage.
12:16It's tough to believe that she could be this duplicitous I know.
12:24Tougher because you're a closed-off person and Mabel made you open up and trust people for the first time.
12:35So now the thought that she might not be who she seems has you questioning at all.
12:42Okay, I gotta try that again.
12:43That was very fake sounding.
12:44You fucker.
12:51So GM, Shore Road.
12:54Are you sure Tim was going to a jewelry shop?
12:56It's this whole Hardy Boys thing I cracked.
13:00Oh, you cracked it.
13:03Cool.
13:05Or could it have something to do with something else?
13:13Okay, so we all got the same tattoo.
13:17And who gave him to us?
13:19My cousin Tavo.
13:21And what's your cousin Tavo's government name?
13:23Gustavo Mora.
13:25GM with a tattoo shop on Shore Road.
13:28Fuck me.
13:30How did I miss that?
13:31You have to take this exit.
13:33We have to go to Bayport.
13:35Hold on.
13:43Long Island.
13:44My first time out of Manhattan in five years and we're going to Long Island.
13:47Don't you go to the Hamptons?
13:49Never.
13:49I got a sister in Patchogue.
13:51She has four daughters, all with D names.
13:54Dawn, Danielle, Dina, and Dagmar.
13:57The five of them are always trying to set me up with a hairdresser.
14:00Well, I have to admit, I have certainly had my share of Long Island shenanigans.
14:05I remember one time, I had had a few cocktails, and on a dare I rode an elephant and then
14:13threw
14:14up in a pool at a wedding in Sayaset.
14:17I once shot an episode of Brazos and Hempstead.
14:20It doubled for Bosnia.
14:21I once got syphilis in South Setauket.
14:24And I got crabs in Massapequa.
14:28Oh, I got the clap and now I get it.
14:30And I got saggy bottom balls in Sag Harbor.
14:35Saggy bottom balls is what she called me.
14:37Boom, boom, boom, boom.
14:38She had a way with her names.
14:41Boom, boom, boom, boom.
14:42So saggy bottom balls in Sag Harbor.
14:44Oh, exiting.
14:44Look, they're exiting.
14:46Oh, yeah.
14:47Good eye.
14:47Boom, boom, boom, boom.
14:48Saggy bottom balls is what she called me.
14:51Okay, now I'm going to be singing that all day.
14:55We've got smoke.
14:56Don't worry, don't worry.
14:57Pull over there so they don't see us.
15:06I'll give her $5 worth of diesel.
15:09She'll be fine.
15:10Why not fill her up?
15:11Where are we going, to the moon?
15:12It's a shallow tank.
15:15Hey, you might want to pop the hood.
15:17No thanks, we're fine.
15:20Oh, hey, you, um, yeah, you're brazos, right?
15:24This is the damn day in a brand new direction.
15:28Whole new direction, but yeah, that's me.
15:30Shit.
15:31Yo, let's see what we got here.
15:33Really?
15:34Hey, do you think the attendant can sell me some brine?
15:37I need to replenish your sodium levels.
15:39Brine, man, I like that.
15:41Wherever you're going, you might not be going in this.
15:52Poor baby.
15:53Uh, could I also grab a lighter, some batteries, and strawberry lube?
15:59Oh, wait, that gave you a reaction last time.
16:01No, it's not.
16:02We've got bubblegum lube.
16:03Perfect, we'll take that.
16:04And some ginseng and Spanish fly.
16:07Also, what size condoms do you have?
16:09You need slim fit.
16:10Extra long.
16:11We don't want it to fall off again.
16:13It's bad.
16:15All right, I'm gonna go.
16:20Are you proud of yourself?
16:22I said extra long.
16:23Oh, wow.
16:24That makes it all feel better.
16:26Oh, look at them.
16:27Laughing.
16:28Not a care in the world.
16:30And you're right.
16:31She does wear cool boots.
16:32She's not kidnapped.
16:33Oh, don't worry.
16:34She played me, too.
16:36And I'm the one with the street smarts.
16:39Hey, my cousin Peanut could tow this for you.
16:42Take her to his shop.
16:43He could use the work.
16:44I can give you a lift.
16:46I'm Lucian.
16:47Hi, Lucian.
16:48Hey, can you help us follow those two?
16:51Sure.
16:52I follow people all the time.
16:54She's nice.
16:55I like them.
16:55We should go.
16:56I can get my stuff.
17:05Rolling deep with cast-eye today.
17:07If your hand swells up after touching that thing,
17:09don't touch your eye.
17:15Why aren't we moving?
17:17Waiting on my cousin Vaughn.
17:18He had a taste for some oatmeal cookies.
17:21Hurry up, man.
17:22Get in.
17:22We on a mission.
17:25Hello.
17:26Hi.
17:29Let me call you back.
17:30My cousin just picked up two white boys.
17:37I didn't realize you were driving a terrarium.
17:42So, who are we following?
17:43Well, we're doing a podcast based on a murder in the building we live in.
17:47And the girl in the car is one of the co-hosts.
17:49But now we think she may have had something to do with the whole thing.
17:52Damn.
17:53You know, Vaughn and I, we got a little podcast.
17:55It's called Yard Dogs.
17:57Your favorite horticulture homies.
18:00Oh, good for you guys.
18:02Give them the old college try.
18:04That's so sweet.
18:06Yeah, we got about 60,000 subscribers.
18:08We've been featured on iTunes and Spotify.
18:10It's one of the best new podcasts.
18:11You know, just trying to do a little something, something.
18:19We've met Cinda Canning.
18:21We have an in with her.
18:22CIN CIN?
18:23That's our girl.
18:26Yeah, we found a Cinda's network, man.
18:28The only thing agrees she loves more than money is our plans.
18:33She's really the third horticulture homie.
18:35Oh, that's, that's, that's great.
18:46What part of Long Island is this?
18:48Ah, this is Bayport, baby.
18:50Every time I come out here, some shit pops up.
18:53What are they doing out here?
18:55Maybe they're going to murder someone else.
18:57Stop calling her a murderer.
18:59She's an innocent young woman.
19:01So, this girl, she was helping you solve the murder,
19:05but now you think she's involved?
19:08Pretty much.
19:09Damn.
19:13Just because things aren't what they seem
19:15doesn't mean she's a bad person.
19:17Maybe she just doesn't trust y'all yet.
19:20Or she's mistletoe,
19:22which is actually a toxic parasite.
19:25The very plant that encouraged us to kiss at holiday time
19:28can actually kill the tree it hangs on.
19:31Little do you know,
19:32all that romance is happening under a tree assassin.
19:42Okay, now let's go see why Tim was hanging out
19:44with my sketchy cousin.
19:45Yo, I know we just drove out here,
19:48but can we please let this go?
19:51It's been ten years since I had ice cream
19:57with a girl on a beach.
20:00It doesn't even have to be Haagen-Dazs.
20:02It could be a nasty Smurf pop from a dude with a cooler.
20:06I do want to do that.
20:08I do.
20:10But this is important.
20:13What happened ruined your life,
20:15and now Tim is dead.
20:17I just need some answers.
20:19I'm trying to move forward with my life.
20:22I got goals.
20:23In prison, I started trap yoga,
20:25and I got certified.
20:26I want to open up a studio.
20:29Yoga?
20:30Yeah.
20:31I'm positive as fuck.
20:32And figuring out why some asshole died
20:34doesn't do shit for my inner calm.
20:36I get it.
20:38This isn't the most positive as fuck thing
20:41you could be doing right now.
20:46But I have to.
20:49And I have to not.
20:54Okay, I'll just catch the train back later.
21:03When you get out of prison
21:05and try to restart your life,
21:07you hope to get back to the good parts
21:09and leave the bad behind.
21:12But just because you aren't locked up
21:15doesn't mean you aren't still
21:16in some kind of prison.
21:27What the fuck are you guys doing here?
21:29Well, we could say the same thing about you.
21:32Yeah.
21:32How was the chillin' in Washington Square Park?
21:35Was it, like, so chill?
21:36Did you chill it up so hard?
21:38Jesus.
21:39Did you follow me?
21:41That is so messed up.
21:43No, no.
21:44What is messed up is that you lied to me
21:46and you lied to him
21:47and we promised each other we wouldn't do that.
21:49He's very wounded, Mabel.
21:51I'm made of stronger stuff, but he's...
21:53I'm sorry.
21:55Did you know Tim Kono?
21:58Yes.
22:00Did you have something to do with the...
22:02Wow, Charles.
22:03Just say it out loud.
22:05Say it out loud if that's what you think of me.
22:07It's...
22:08It's not what I think.
22:09I'm just...
22:10I'm just very confused.
22:13I know.
22:14And I'll...
22:15explain it to you guys.
22:19Tim was my friend, or he used to be.
22:21And I think that's why I'm so obsessed with solving this murder.
22:26Fuck it.
22:27I got way too much because I don't know what you're into anymore.
22:32You came back?
22:33Well, it's Tie-Dye Guy.
22:36This is Oscar.
22:37Also a friend.
22:39Also not the killer.
22:42Brazos?
22:43Yes.
22:44Wow.
22:45I saw you going up the stairs the night Tim Kono was murdered.
22:48I saw you shoot a crocodile that was smuggling drugs.
22:52Brazos was one of three DVD sets in the prison library.
22:55God!
22:55Prison sounds like hell.
22:57What flavor do you have there?
22:58A vegan sea salt oil?
23:00When did ice cream become a hand lotion?
23:03Fuck them millennials.
23:04Honest.
23:05They're so boring.
23:06Okay, I'll take the popsicle then.
23:07Okay.
23:07You were going up to Tim's apartment that night, weren't you?
23:10No, he wasn't.
23:12Yeah.
23:13I was.
23:16I'm sorry.
23:17I lied to you, Mabel.
23:20I know I shouldn't have.
23:21It was just seeing you again, just...
23:22Oh, my God.
23:23My head is spinning with all these lies.
23:25No, no, no.
23:25Go on.
23:28I went up to Tim's place that night.
23:30I don't know what I was going to do, but I wasn't going to kill him.
23:34Maybe fuck him up a little bit.
23:37But the alarm was going off, and then...
23:42And then I heard a fucking gunshot.
23:47They heard it?
23:49Yeah.
23:51I did.
23:53But I didn't murder Tim Kono.
23:56Tim was murdered?
23:58Damn, he was right.
24:00Tim called it.
24:01Does everybody know Tim Kono now?
24:03What are you two doing here?
24:05Hey, can you please explain who you are and what exactly you know?
24:11Brain freeze!
24:12Oh, I...
24:13Use your thumb and press the top of your...
24:14Like that.
24:15Like that?
24:16Uh-huh.
24:18Oh, my God.
24:20Tie-dye guy is a genius.
24:22Um, Tavo, what were you saying?
24:24Tim thought he was going to get murdered?
24:26Fuck yeah.
24:28You've been trying to take down this black market jewelry dealer named Angel.
24:31Tavo.
24:32May I call you Tavo?
24:33What else would you call him?
24:35Well, it could be an affectionate nickname.
24:36I don't want to overstep my bounds.
24:38Look, Tim Kono was a loner who worked in a bank.
24:42Taking down a black market jewelry dealer seems a little off-brand, don't you think?
24:47Maybe.
24:49Then again, I found all these in his apartment.
24:54Whoa!
24:55Oh, my God.
25:00Brain freeze!
25:43Oh, my God.
25:46Oh, my God.
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