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مسلسل Life in Pieces مترجم - Episode 2
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00:08of course i do understand
00:12hey uh mom dad have you seen my phone oh oh oh no what are you doing well we have
00:16to do it this
00:17way so we can both watch charlie rose okay this is why i keep saying move back into your bedroom
00:23don't live in the damn garage yeah and i keep saying to you mother that feels really permanent
00:27and i need this to be a temporary you know what i can't have this conversation with you there's too
00:31many holes in that afghan here i found it keep it it was under your mother oh honey
00:39sit down your mother made your waffle oh no no i am not having the the special talk waffles now
00:45i feel please excuse me i am going to go buy a new phone yeah you should it accidentally filmed
00:51us
00:51i don't know how to delete it oh oh god
00:57honey honey having you back home it's a big adjustment for all of us i'm now a porn star
01:03i didn't that's it filmed us you can delete that i give it up joanie he doesn't want to talk
01:10to his
01:10mom about it that's true i don't you may not want to talk to your mom about it but you
01:14should at least
01:15talk to a therapist oh man i mean of course i didn't want to see my parents doing that but
01:21i
01:21just i don't see how talking about this is going to make it go away well then is there a
01:26feeling that
01:26you wish would go away there's an image i wish would go away right but you need to talk about
01:31this with someone i talked about it you did yeah with greg and heather i texted all night believe me
01:35they're just as disturbed as i am oh that's so interesting you know i think it's clear that as a
01:44family we're falling into some unhealthy communication patterns if we can send it electronically through
01:51our phones then we can say it emotionally through our mouths yes i was told there would be donuts
01:59yeah do we really have to be here all just because matt walked in on whatever it is he walked
02:05in on greg you can't even say intercourse you're such a kiss-ass the sooner we give her what she
02:10wants the sooner this is over amen to that girl yeah you're buying me a new purse sure have have
02:16you
02:17given any thought to what you would say to a child who who saw you in that situation our baby
02:21only sees
02:22shapes and colors right now mom so i think it would really just be guesswork okay okay the real issue
02:28here is communication and that affects every member of this family why did we have to get out
02:35of the pool because uncle matt walked in on mom mom and pop pop communicating dude oh dude so can
02:43we go
02:43back to playing marco polo yes but first i have a game that might be even more fun can you
02:50do your job
02:51overseas okay everybody keep eye contact and be honest like this john sometimes i feel i need you
03:02to be more in the moment oh keeping it fresh keeps it special oh thank you he just read that
03:11off the
03:11knock box well yeah but i read it in the moment ready set keep sharing keep looking go i've always
03:21been intimidated by your strength yeah i'm not doing this i was strong you need to start wearing
03:27deuterine i know what you do in the bathroom so who did you see more of mom or dad dude
03:32it was like
03:34watching two candles melt onto each other oh yeah you promise to be honest 100 who's your favorite
03:41child tim pretty sure it's tyler mom how much longer do we have to do this let's try to see
03:52the same
03:53thing at the same time okay all right you ready shoes hamster
04:02grindstone whoa yeah you guys need a third over there
04:10done with my donut oh look at them all talking you're a hell of a mom joey
04:16that was in the moon yeah can i go back to the pool now let's both go you're fine
04:25still got nobody solo
04:32hey joan look at this whoa charlie rose
04:40i think we should watch from the bedroom yeah
04:45yeah
04:51oh
05:02try it again okay
05:09well well here's the problem what your car's a piece of crap this girl already knows you're broke
05:16right no no she thinks it's vintage i told her i got it at an auction in pebble beach you've
05:21never
05:21been to pebble beach i've never been to an auction look colleen is my boss she just broke off her
05:27engagement to her weird fiance i'm trying to seem like i'm the better option which i don't think i'm
05:31going to when i show up to pick her up on my skateboard so she's special right oh yeah
05:40yeah you ever have something really great come along at the worst possible time
05:43oh yeah your brother greg yeah we were supposed to stop it too but it all worked out because
05:50he's successful thanks dad can you please just help me get the car started
05:54well there is an old trick i used to use when i couldn't get an aging aircraft started
05:59yeah anything
06:03a little tequila try her now
06:11there you go
06:13will you put tequila in a plane yes sir works good on old motors also good in old pilots
06:24thanks dad
06:26go get her son
06:40thank you
06:41after you oh i'm so glad you're a let the lady sit first kind of guy yeah uh unfortunately i'm
06:46also
06:47a slide my hands into your back pockets kind of guy i'll overlook it because you're very cute excuse
06:51me sir we're having trouble starting your car oh yeah there's there's just a trick to it okay all
06:56right i shall il ritorno um please forget that i said that
07:05it's broken yeah i know can't really afford to fix it you want to buy it
07:22everything okay oh yeah i just didn't know anything about cars whoa look at that wine list
07:28huh there's so many of them and sometimes i look at it and just ah you know don't even want
07:33any wine
07:34anymore oh so i ordered another one already yeah you got my forearm and you told me to keep them
07:39coming
07:39oh okay i need a drink sir uh water please a sparkling or flat tap is fine it's brown that's
07:44fine
07:52don't look it's easy for you to say you're a good artist i'm terrible nobody is a terrible artist
07:58hey pencil's done some people are terrible artists not bad oh oh let me no i got this you may
08:10be the
08:10boss at work but i asked you how i'm just gonna run this up there you know so that we're
08:15not like oh
08:15you know let's take it so long
08:23that went through yes
08:27she's pregnant oh
08:29yeah
08:32oh
08:39couldn't help but notice something's going on uh-huh
08:42mm-hmm you okay i was supposed to be somewhere else tonight okay where
08:48at my wedding i'm so sorry i didn't tell you but today is the day i was gonna marry chad
08:56yeah and if that wasn't bad enough we canceled so late i'm still paying for the reception well
09:01that's just cruel what they wouldn't give you a refund i tried the manager he was like
09:06no just like that like no right in my face over the phone what i wouldn't give for like five
09:13minutes
09:13with that guy it's really close we could go like right now yeah like right now yeah all right let's
09:18go okay get the car yeah yeah you know what let's walk i'm too angry to drive sir yeah your
09:24car
09:24is on fire this guy i'm sorry ma'am as i told you when you canceled the reservation is non
09:33-refundable
09:34oh is it yes it is this is why i didn't go to law school you're doing great isn't she
09:38doing great
09:38you know what we're gonna need to see this supposedly empty ballroom that she's paying for
09:41yeah there's no way you guys aren't double dipping okay let's go yeah you probably should i'll do it i'll
09:49show
09:56here's my card with my cell phone if you have any problems don't hesitate to call
10:02this guy
10:08it's magical in here oh no i'm sorry no i am i'm so sorry i have no business trying to
10:19date somebody
10:20right now i'm a mess you're a really sweet guy and um you don't need this i release you from
10:27the
10:28disaster that is my life and i will see you at work on monday and we can pretend this never
10:32happened
10:34my car's on fire what i'm 38 years old i'm drowning in debt i live in my parents garage and
10:42when this date
10:42is over i have to call my mom to come and pick us up your life is a disaster my
10:47life is a disaster it's
10:48why we're perfect for each other and the best thing that we can do for the dating world is to
10:52just take each other off of the market
11:07what else did they owe you
11:18you're my one and only one
11:20world needs a bit of taste in my mouth
11:26girl you're the only one that i want
11:31wanna be a rap
11:39wanna be a rap girl
11:49okay well the honey badger's finally down how's the dairy farm
11:55almost out of business god i cannot believe i'm failing at like the most basic task of
12:01motherhood honey you are not failing okay she's getting milk yeah but it's such a struggle and
12:07there's deora and mommy group her breasts are like an inner city fire hydrant in the summertime
12:13they're just like children are frolicking under it with umbrellas and rubber boobs
12:20be fair she has huge boobs who is that fair to
12:25look sweetie i support anything you want to do you know that but there is a solution to this problem
12:31we can just supplement with formula no no my milk is what's breast for her
12:38breast for her best for her i said best for her okay hey thank you so much for coming my
12:45um well
12:45my friend sasha said you guys worked miracles for her and little sephora so sweet so sweet but no no
12:51mother nature is performing the miracles we just facilitate oh we are but tools i've never heard
12:57of a lactation consultant couple before well breastfeeding is a family issue so let's dive in
13:04shall we okay okay i just want you to just feel the energy pass through as we oop don't flex
13:15are you flexing i'm not flexing just relax breathe in okay close up the circle and we go here yeah
13:22you go right there don't be afraid i'm not wearing a bra oh that's right then you go just
13:27okay you're not grab on there we go hey parenthood and breathe in
13:38your hand is incredibly warm yeah that's the energy now we just remain here for an hour
13:50the wheat grass and the japanese fish eye paste will stimulate your milk production okay you are lucky
13:57well it smells like my junior year abroad oh okay just do it let's just go one two three
14:05there you go that's my girl yeah oh my god
14:13it's coming back up it's coming back up your milk will not flow when you are at war with your
14:20body
14:20you're angry at your breasts yeah yeah you are forgive them
14:29okay yeah i do don't tell me tell them tell your breasts
14:39i forgive you louder
14:44i forgive you i just got chills
14:48okay you are ready you can do this you're going to take the mammary and you're going to flatten it
14:52into a sandwich there you go flatten it and then shove that man which right into lark's mouth
14:57shove it in it's deli time what you know what let's show her teddy right i'll be the baby oh
15:02no no no
15:03no no it's okay thank you you don't have to put yourself through this all right just say the word
15:07and i will go get you formula oh no what did you just say the f word formula
15:14don't you ever drop the f-bomb in front of my sister okay look i'm just trying to be supportive
15:19for my wife and my kid all right i'm not trying to wait a minute sister yeah that that's what
15:24got me
15:34mark is going to be fine okay right you are smart you are funny you are tough and those are
15:42going
15:42to be the things that she gets from you and those cannot be bought at a store that's so sweet
15:48thank
15:48you i love you i love you i love you oh my god what you did not pay us to
15:55quit your baby will thank us
15:56later go go go go go yeah yeah like us on facebook i hate those people yes i do too
16:24i like to move it move it what i'm just making sure that everybody knows that
16:31i like to move it move it i like to move it what tyler smiled don't encourage him why it's
16:38funny
16:38see and that is why i love you best okay girls that is so not true he loves me best
16:43more than all
16:43three of you put together it's sweet that you think that am i the only one who cares that we're
16:48leaving this house forever we're only moving a couple miles away and the new house is going to be
16:52even better i mean yes i know this is where you used to come home to with your little lunch
16:56boxes and
16:57then you'd run into my arms you know mommy okay i'm over it let's move please don't come on i'll
17:03give you five dollars you run into my arms and go mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy oh yeah
17:10hi hey hey uncle matt what are you doing here what i came to help you move that's what family
17:15does also
17:16because mom and dad fired up the hot tub and threw on some josh groban so i knew it was
17:19time to leave
17:19also dad told me it was time to leave oh hey guys if the movers look a little rough around
17:27the edges
17:27that's because clean slate movers only hires ex-convicts to help them turn their lives around
17:32that's right what it's a charity who cares it's deductible kids this is a good cause morning
17:39i'm aaron you guys ready yes all right now let's move
17:45looks like someone likes to move it move it they like to move it move it
17:52madagascar it was between 98 and 07 i have no idea were you studying abroad
18:02oh what year is that that's workers hold
18:09sir can i speak to you for a second me sir or her sir
18:17we are not allowed to come in contact with anything that pertains to our incarceration
18:21that's why i had to blow the whistle oh the alcohol yeah sorry no i'll get that
18:26i'll take care i'll pack that up is there any other drugs or alcohol in the house no no no
18:32no no
18:32there's nothing there is nothing what happened apparently there's nothing
18:40no no no no no no no no...
19:10Um, I was just coming in for my, uh, Malcolm-ins.
19:13Please, don't do that. I will get in so much trouble.
19:16I have to.
19:17Whoa, stop.
19:18If you blow that whistle, this kid's gonna get grounded for, like, at least a year.
19:22What would have happened if somebody would have cut you a break the first time you screwed up?
19:26Where would you be right now?
19:27Dead.
19:29Okay, that was a bad example.
19:30You know what? That's mine. He's holding it for me.
19:32I don't live here, so that means technically you don't have to blow that whistle.
19:38I'm so tired of fighting.
19:39All right.
19:42Thank you, Uncle Matt.
19:43Yeah, yeah, hey.
19:44All right.
19:45What are you...
19:47No?
19:47Come on.
19:48Okay.
19:54180D pill.
20:02What are you doing?
20:03Aren't we gonna say goodbye to the house?
20:05We've been here our whole lives.
20:07Oh, sweetie, it doesn't matter where we live as long as we're together as a family.
20:10What about Sergeant Tweety and Eeky and Speedy the Turtle?
20:14Oh, honey, they're in heaven.
20:16No, they're technically buried in the backyard.
20:18Yeah, they are family.
20:20We wouldn't leave grandma in the backyard.
20:22Depends which grandma.
20:24You know what?
20:25We dig.
20:27He's got a lot of energy.
20:29We dig.
20:31We dig.
20:32We dig.
20:32We dig.
20:33Let's dig.
20:35Let's dig.
20:37That's on there.
20:39Yeah, I'll drive slow.
20:40Let's go.
20:48Bye, house.
20:50Don't like your new family better than us.
20:55Hey, look, kids.
20:57There's my mom and Pop Pop.
20:58Howdy, neighbor.
20:59Hi, sweetie.
21:00How great is this?
21:03Yeah?
21:11Well, we're home.
21:14We're home.
21:17one thing.
21:28Bye, Julie.
21:29He's home.
21:29Bye, Lumia.
21:29Bye, fu.
21:29Bye,口 up,sup.
21:33Bye, plea.
21:39How's that passionate about?
21:39Bye, Julie.
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