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مسلسل Only Murders in the Building مترجم - Episode 3
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00:01We need to find someone who knew him.
00:03They're holding a memorial for Tim Kono in the lobby in ten minutes.
00:06I'm sure we're all grieving the loss of Tim Kono.
00:09A therapist is always a fun suspect.
00:11I lived next to that miserable man for eight years, and I need those extra rooms.
00:16Wouldn't be the first New Yorker to kill for good real estate.
00:19Were you close to Tim?
00:20My cat. She died last night.
00:22I really did not want this to become a regular thing, but I am strapped.
00:27Dead.
00:29Your building fees are eight months past due.
00:31Don't fuck with me, Oliver.
00:32I would love to look at those complaints about Tim Kono.
00:36Buy two and I'll throw in the file.
00:37Buy three and I'll fill you in on the stuff that was too juicy to write down.
00:41You can't disappear for ten years, then show up and start dragging up a bunch of shit from when we
00:45were kids.
00:46Oscar's getting out, Tim. You can make things right. You know what happened that night.
00:50They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow, so we're gonna look around for clues before everything's gone.
00:54You're a bloody cat prince.
00:56My beautiful Evelyn.
00:57The cat was here after Tim died.
01:00I think our list of suspects just got a little longer.
01:20This is Splash the musical. Not squirt. Not tinkle. Splash.
01:29Oliver, you said this was a social dinner.
01:32Well, it's a good thing dinner's over, because I have this new idea for the set.
01:37You already built the set.
01:39You're four mil over budget.
01:40No, no, no. We need a set that no one has seen. A pier, high above the stage. A pool
01:48built directly into the floor.
01:50A pool?
01:51Yeah, a picture.
01:52You're dancing, kicking up water like singing in the rain. Then you lower the floor.
02:00And you can dive down. Splash. And do some fantastic synchronized swimming choreography.
02:07This seems insane. Right, Teddy?
02:11When isn't it? Teddy, look at Roberta, please. Hello, Roberta.
02:18Hi, Teddy.
02:20Now, picture me at 28. The opening night of my first off-Broadway show. Way off. Off, off, off, off.
02:28And I look across a room, and I see this beautiful woman totally out of my league. And I figure,
02:36if I've got a shot, I gotta go all in.
02:41So I slowly saunter over, and I say, oh, hello. I'm Oliver Putnam, and I would like to take you
02:47to dinner right now. And she smiles and says, fat chance.
02:52No.
02:53And then I said, how about a snack?
02:56Who says no to a snack?
02:58So we go to the Shining Star Diner across the street, and I tell her that I will someday direct
03:04every big Broadway show, and someday I'm going to marry her.
03:11And she laughs and says, sure you will. Hello.
03:15And then I point over here to the Arconia, and I say, and someday I'm going to live in that
03:20place. And Roberta says...
03:24Now you're talking.
03:27Teddy, look, we're married way out of his league and lives four floors above you.
03:33All that we have done together. This is our big one. You gotta dive all in with me.
03:46Oliver.
03:50I do like the pool.
03:53Let me top you.
03:55Fine, but just a splash.
03:58Let's all make a fucking splash, shall we?
04:01.
05:10How well do you know your neighbors?
05:13You see many of them every day.
05:15But have you ever wondered, could they harm you or even kill?
05:21Tim Kono was murdered by someone in this building.
05:25Which means...
05:25Okay, I'm sorry, cut.
05:26What's the matter?
05:28You are scoring a murder mystery, not DJing a hobbit's wedding.
05:32The concertina can be very haunting. It transports.
05:35Yeah, well, it transports me back to 1800s Ireland.
05:38I feel like I'm in the middle of the potato famine.
05:41Don't I get a say after I invested in all this lovely equipment?
05:45I'm not paying for any of this, by the way.
05:47Of course not.
05:48I was going to ask you to chip in, even though it is our podcast.
05:52Let's see if Mabel's free.
05:53I'll call her.
05:55Or should I text?
06:00Calls bother them for some reason.
06:02Yeah, I think it's a text.
06:07What sounds more casual, dear Mabel or greetings Mabel?
06:14Hey.
06:15Ooh, our last gut milk shipment.
06:18Your next gut milk shipment.
06:20Plus, I wrote down everything I could about that shitball Tim Kono.
06:24May he rest in peace.
06:26But if anybody catches you with this...
06:28I will burn it and snort the ashes like it's 1982.
06:32Don't you worry.
06:33Oh.
06:33And this is from Bonnie.
06:37If you do not pay within the next 24 hours, your water and power will be shut up.
06:42She said I had two weeks.
06:43She wants your ass out, baby.
06:45Gotta get Bonnie her money.
06:54Hey, I figured out the perfect greeting for the text.
07:28And these are...
07:31Candid photos I took of our neighbors matched with official complaints we got from Ursula.
07:35Cool, but why are they all selfies?
07:38So I don't draw suspicion.
07:40I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
07:41So you think that Sting, musical icon Sting, killed Tim Kono?
07:47Nah, I'm just a fan.
07:48He lives in the building and I always wanted a picture with him.
07:50You know, I'll move it over here.
07:52I could get him to sign it later.
07:54How do we even start with these?
07:56Well, how do you sculpt an elephant?
07:59You start with a block of marble.
08:01And you chip away everything that isn't elephant.
08:04We do the same thing.
08:06We eliminate everyone who isn't a killer until we're left with the person who is.
08:11Intriguing.
08:11And yet totally backwards.
08:13When you cast a show, you don't say I'm looking for not a Brad Pitt type.
08:17You say who you are looking for.
08:19All right.
08:20I am looking for a guy I saw going up the stairs in a tie-dyed hoodie the night of
08:27the fire alarm when Tim died.
08:30And I'm looking for the mysterious Tim's fiancée.
08:35What if tie-dye guy is the fiancée?
08:38Guys, guys, guys.
08:39We need one lead.
08:41One lead.
08:46Stop.
08:49I know how to do this.
08:58Congrats on making it this far.
09:00You should all feel very proud indeed.
09:04But as you know, there can only be one Tim Kono's murderer.
09:10I'm looking for motive.
09:12I'm looking for means.
09:14But most of all, I'm looking for moxie.
09:20Ah, the needy therapist.
09:23I did it.
09:24I'm a bad therapist.
09:27Okay, you know what?
09:28I can't with the neediness.
09:30Step to the back line, please.
09:32Quickly.
09:37Okay.
09:38Yeah, ladies, I don't have a clue what's happening here.
09:41But none of it's interesting.
09:45Ah.
09:45Ah, the murderous matriarch from next door.
09:51I did it.
09:52And I will do it again for the square footage and that view.
09:57The only view you're going to have is from the back line!
10:03No one wants a murder podcast about real estate.
10:12People, you can't look like you want it too much.
10:17Big mistake.
10:18Pay your bills, pay your bills.
10:21Oliver Putnam, pay your fucking bills.
10:29Bunny, why are you singing?
10:31Well, this is a musical, right?
10:33Not with you in it.
10:34Back line!
10:39Ah.
10:42Evelyn's cat daddy.
10:44Ooh, you had a lot of complaints about Tim.
10:47Tim complained a lot about Evelyn.
10:49He said she gave him asthma attacks.
10:51He threatened to shoot her.
10:53Oh, so you knew Tim had a gun.
10:55That's right.
10:56She had nine lives.
10:58But I cut his one short.
11:01Cute.
11:04Stay put.
11:05Curiosity killed the cat.
11:07But I killed Tim Conell.
11:08Okay, you want to lose the gig?
11:09Keep talking.
11:11All right, everyone.
11:13With the exception of Howard Morris.
11:19Back line.
11:26We have our lead.
11:28Howard Morris.
11:30Tim threatened to kill his cat, and he knew that Tim had a gun.
11:34Plus those paw prints and Tim's blood.
11:37Correct.
11:38So what's our plan?
11:39Well, it's an audition.
11:40We meet with him, bring up Tim Conell, and see what he does.
11:43I'm sorry.
11:44The plan is to meet with a murderer, bring up a dangerous topic,
11:47till he snaps, reaches under the sofa, pulls out the murder weapon,
11:50and kills us all.
11:51And we record him for the podcast.
11:55No, no, no.
11:56I can't.
11:56Is that even legal?
11:58Well, that's a good point.
11:59We might have to tell him he's being recorded.
12:01But subtly, of course, because I don't think he'd like that.
12:04Can I keep this when we're done?
12:05No, no.
12:06I'll have to return all this stuff in 30 days to get our money back.
12:08No, we can't rush this.
12:10Promise me we're not rushing this.
12:12I'll see you later.
12:14Wait, you're not coming?
12:15Where are you going to be while we interview a murderer?
12:18Oh, just producer stuff.
12:19Boring.
12:20Good luck.
12:22What the shit was that?
12:34Hey.
12:37Oliver?
12:38Teddy, my God.
12:40You do not age.
12:42I need the name of your witch.
12:44Oh, God.
12:45What do you need?
12:49Come on in.
12:51Now, we need to be careful.
12:57Howard could snap if he feels threatened.
12:59Okay.
13:00That's why I think we should just hit him with the charm.
13:02Good.
13:03Excellent.
13:03So I'll take the lead on this.
13:05Excuse me?
13:06Well, I'm an actor.
13:07I can turn on the charm.
13:08Is it on now?
13:11It's just warming up.
13:14Hello.
13:15Hello, Lobby?
13:16Yes, please.
13:18Oh, I see you're a musician.
13:20Oh, good eye.
13:22I'm actually first chair bassoon in the City Symphony.
13:25Oh, first chair.
13:26Maybe she's first chair.
13:27I heard.
13:28I don't know what that means.
13:30Wait a minute.
13:31Is that your bassoon I hear playing through the courtyard every night?
13:35Oh, I'm sorry.
13:36I should close my window.
13:37No, it's lovely.
13:38I think of it as the sound of the arconium.
13:40Oh, that's really sweet.
13:44The echoes help me hear my pitch.
13:46And if I need to adjust my embouchure.
13:49Of course.
13:51Mabel, the embouchure is a mouth position.
13:55Brad.
14:00It was nice meeting you.
14:01I'm Jan.
14:02I'm Charles.
14:04Get some, Mr. Savage.
14:07I will not.
14:08Not with that attitude.
14:09Is my nose bleeding?
14:11No.
14:12Well, let's go.
14:12I'm going to get Howard to talk.
14:14You just make sure he knows he's being recorded.
14:16Right.
14:17Right.
14:17Testing.
14:18Testing.
14:20Some good memories, huh, Teddy?
14:22Makes me so happy seeing them up.
14:25It'd be nice if I had posters of the shows you talked me out of investing in.
14:29Les Mis?
14:30Yeah, I know.
14:31It's such a downer, Teddy.
14:32And all over a loaf of bread.
14:34Well, it was.
14:34Mamma Mia.
14:35I didn't like ABBA when they were ABBA.
14:38Yeah.
14:38Hamilton.
14:39They picked the one founding father with no pizzazz.
14:42That was wrong.
14:44Look, Oliver, I don't mean to rush.
14:46You know my son, Theo.
14:47We have a thing we need to.
14:51I won't be long.
14:52I promise.
14:53Can you sign that to him?
15:02So, Teddy, I'm doing a podcast.
15:06A true crime podcast about a murder that took place in our own building.
15:14Raise your hand if you just got chills.
15:18But it isn't just the story of a man's death.
15:21It is about our craving for truth, our hunger for justice.
15:25And that's why I think Dimas Delis is the obvious sponsor.
15:29Hold on.
15:30You're really asking me for money?
15:32Well, I wouldn't put it like that.
15:33I'm just saying that you can advertise for the very low cost of $32,000.
15:40Oliver.
15:41Motherfucking hell.
15:42Come on, Teddy.
15:43I know there's a part of you that misses me.
15:45That misses the magic we made.
15:46Oliver, I loved our shows.
15:48It's setting money on fire I don't care for.
15:50But listen, let's grab a drink sometime.
15:53Oh, I would love that.
15:53When is good?
15:54When it doesn't cost me $32,000.
16:01Ah, what a putz.
16:05Uh, hi, Howard.
16:08We just wanted to see how you were holding up since Evelyn.
16:14I wish I were dead.
16:19I'm sorry.
16:20Things have gotten a bit away from me.
16:21Oh, it's okay.
16:22Um, do you have another cat, Mr. Morris?
16:26No.
16:27This is all Evelyn's.
16:29If I don't touch anything, food, water, toys,
16:33I can pretend she's still here.
16:36You know, I heard this once, and maybe you can appreciate it.
16:39A cat never really leaves you because they transmit parasites.
16:49I'm sure Evelyn was very clean.
16:52She was.
16:54It seems like everyone in the building loved her.
16:57Mm-hmm.
16:58Unlike Tim Kono.
17:01I'm sorry.
17:02I just, I link them because they both died the same day.
17:08Right.
17:09And people didn't really like Tim Kono.
17:11No, people did not.
17:13I hear.
17:15Really?
17:16What did you hear exactly?
17:17Just...
17:18I shouldn't speak ill of the dead.
17:20Tim was a prick.
17:21Yes, he certainly fucking was.
17:23We saw him on the elevator the other day.
17:25What did he do, that fuck?
17:27He berated someone over the phone.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Typical Tim.
17:31Something about a missing ring?
17:34Hmm.
17:35He was always upset about something.
17:37It got worse recently.
17:39I heard that he got fired from his investment firm for losing a big client a lot of money.
17:46Really?
17:47Mm-hmm.
17:48Did Tim ever get upset with Evelyn?
17:50What kind of person leaves their window open and then gets mad at a cat for wandering in?
17:57Evelyn, Evelyn wasn't a vindictive girl, but I know that she is happy Tim is dead.
18:03Hmm.
18:08My God, she's beautiful.
18:11Mm-hmm.
18:11That's not Evelyn.
18:12Oh.
18:14I could have sworn.
18:15That's Barbara.
18:17She was a bitch.
18:19Yeah.
18:19Still, it's so nice that she's up there, too, because it's like you're being recorded.
18:26What was that?
18:27I said, she's watching you, so it's like you're being recorded.
18:34I wouldn't put it that way.
18:36Why would you say it like that?
18:37Uh, I don't know.
18:41You were saying Evelyn was happy that Tim died?
18:45Oh!
18:46What did you do?
18:47Oh, sorry.
18:49Sorry.
18:50What is wrong with you?
18:52What?
18:56What the fuck?
18:58Oh, my God.
18:58Go get ice.
19:00Ice.
19:00Go.
19:01Shit.
19:02Oh.
19:03Ice.
19:04Fuck.
19:06Uh, just get ice.
19:08Ice.
19:09What?
19:10Ice.
19:11Oh, my God.
19:12Oh.
19:13Oh, my God.
19:14Ah.
19:16Jeez.
19:17Will you hurry?
19:18What the fuck?
19:19Oh, my God.
19:23You're taking too long.
19:25Ugh.
19:26Hurry, brazos.
19:30Oh, my God.
19:31Oh, my God.
19:31Um, what?
19:34How?
19:34Are you okay?
19:35No.
19:39I have vasovagal syncope.
19:41I faint at the sight of blood.
19:42Oh.
19:44Well, that, that sucks.
19:46Probably keeps you from doing a lot of things, like being present for bloody murders.
19:54You know, there's a cat in your freezer.
19:58Yes, I know that.
20:00I think Tim poisoned Evelyn and then killed himself.
20:04I'm getting a toxicology report done.
20:06Makes sense.
20:07It's just that she's next to your food, touching it.
20:47Is it cancer?
20:48I just need to know how invested I should get in you.
20:51You don't adopt a 20-year-old dog.
20:53I'm not dying.
20:54It's anxiety.
20:55It happens sometimes when I talk to people.
20:56But I haven't managed.
20:57I just don't talk to people.
20:58Or go on dates.
21:00Or know my neighbors.
21:01Well, you know me.
21:02And you are?
21:03I'm not going to laugh at that.
21:05I don't blame you.
21:06I'm going to get some air.
21:07So I guess Howard is alivied out.
21:10What?
21:10You bought that?
21:11The fainting act?
21:12I can spot actors a mile away.
21:15Any word from Oliver?
21:18Nothing.
21:19My agent always said he was unreliable.
21:23She said, don't even go audition for him.
21:24Of course, it's moot.
21:25Because I'm author only and I...
21:27Bye.
21:27Bye.
21:35What are you up to?
21:37Mm-hmm.
21:40Jesus.
21:48Original posters like this go for $5,000, sometimes $10,000.
21:54And I'm a little strapped right now.
21:56You can't sell this.
21:58Wasn't this your biggest show?
22:00No, no.
22:00This is my biggest flop.
22:02Oh, there were bigger flops.
22:05Oh, no, no.
22:06No, no, no, no.
22:07There is no bigger flop than my show.
22:10We got bad reviews before we even opened.
22:13You didn't see water on a stage for 10 years.
22:18It caused three bankruptcies, two insurance investigations.
22:21I'm sure it had some good moments.
22:25Well, at the end of the first act, there was this amazing number where 12 mermen dove from
22:31from a high pier into a pool built into the stage floor.
22:35But the first night of previews, they've been having problems with the hydraulics that lowered
22:42the floor.
22:45But I said, go for it.
22:50Uh-huh.
22:52And as each merman sang, make a splash, they all dove down from the high pier one by one.
23:05And I can still hear the sound of them all hitting the floor.
23:10Flop.
23:12Flop.
23:15Flop.
23:18Flop.
23:20All 12?
23:22All 12.
23:24Chorus boys tend to stick together.
23:28Well, you made a mistake.
23:30We all make mistakes.
23:31Nobody died, right?
23:32No.
23:32Yeah, well, okay.
23:33We all make mistakes.
23:34The headline in the Times next day was splat.
23:37Well, if that's the worst of it.
23:39No, it's not.
23:42I put my own money in the show.
23:45But it wasn't actually mine.
23:48It was my son's college fund.
23:52I not only lost my career with the show, but making it all about me, I lost my family as
24:01well.
24:02It can happen.
24:05Trust me, I know.
24:06You can lose a lot with one big mistake.
24:14But the world needs Oliver Putnam's.
24:17You push people out of their comfort zone.
24:20I mean, I don't like to get involved with people, but I just met a very strange man and knocked
24:25a frozen cat out of his freezer.
24:28I still have its leg.
24:30Oh, Jesus.
24:32It's warm now.
24:34And that smell is new.
24:36But it's also kind of thrilling.
24:38And it's all because of you.
24:40I mean, you're insane, but that's usually who people want to follow.
24:44You can't lose that.
24:46You know, I spent all day looking for some cash to make this podcast special.
24:50You know, let me put some money into that sound equipment.
24:53It's our show.
24:53Oh, no, no.
24:54You don't have to do that.
24:55No, I want to.
24:55You owe me $4,500.
24:56I prefer cash.
24:59Where are you going?
25:03Oliver Putnam is not going to take no for an answer.
25:22Hi, Mr. Torres.
25:23I don't know if you remember me, but...
25:25I do.
25:26Do you need something fixed?
25:27No.
25:28The apartment is fine.
25:30Everything's fine.
25:31Um, I was just looking for Oscar.
25:34Wasn't he getting out this week?
25:37He's not here.
25:38Okay, well, can you tell him I'm looking for him?
25:41And if...
25:42No.
25:42I won't do that.
25:44My son needs a fresh start.
25:46Don't come here again.
25:55Time for that drink, Teddy.
25:57Please, don't make me move.
25:59No, no, no.
26:00Please, please, please.
26:01Wait.
26:03Do you remember the day I sold you on the pool for Splash?
26:08You bought in because I was confident and charming and young.
26:13You were around 58.
26:15Well, that's not the point.
26:17An hour before you got there, I was so nervous.
26:21Hyperventilating over what kind of wine to open.
26:23Yet an hour later, you saw a confident salesman.
26:27But it was all pretend.
26:30The false arrogance of youth.
26:33Again, you were nearly 60.
26:34Yeah, but I'm older now.
26:37And I have learned, Teddy.
26:40No one who promises big things knows what's gonna happen.
26:45But it's the ride that counts.
26:48I think I am onto something great here.
26:52And I swear to you, I'm not gonna let you down.
26:56Let's make a real splash this time.
26:59But with a podcast, Oliver?
27:02Well, it starts with a podcast, but you know with me, it's always gonna be more.
27:09What was it, 32K?
27:11Now it's 35.
27:13Always more.
27:41You know, it's a podcast, but you know with me, it's always going to be a podcast, but you know
27:43with me, it's always going to be a podcast, but you know with me, it's always going to be a
27:43podcast, but you know with me, it's always going to be a podcast, but you know with me, it's always
27:44going to be a podcast, but you know with me, it's always going to be a podcast, but you know
27:44with me, it's always going to be a podcast, but you know with me, it's always going to be a
27:44podcast, but you know with me, it's always going to be a podcast, but you know with me, it's always
27:45going to be a podcast, but you know with me, it's always going to be a podcast, but you know
27:45with me, it's always going to be a podcast, but you know with me, it's always going to be a
27:47podcast, but you know with me, it's always going to be a podcast, but you know
27:58Oh, sorry, let's go, oh, there we go, there you go Winnie, well hello there Sting, your
28:16dog please. Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting, she's just on edge after that upsetting
28:24death the other night, which I'm actually doing a podcast about, kind of a big deal, people
28:34seem to think it's a big deal, did you by chance know Tim Kono? Are you suggesting I had something
28:41to do with that? No, no, no, no, no, I was just, it was just a question in passing. Please,
28:46it's your dog. Yes, I'm sorry. Control him. I'm sorry, Winnie is just a big fan. I don't
28:53like dogs. Do you have a dog? I have a dog, I don't like him either. Ah, well, this has
29:03been a...
29:25You liked it, right? Is that what my face is saying? Oh, hey, listen, um, uh, before we wrap
29:31up, I have a little announcement to make. We are now the proud parents of a new podcast.
29:39What does that mean? We just published our first episode. Or dropped, we dropped it, like it was hot.
29:46Excuse me, when did we do that? An hour ago. I can't find it. Oh, try Demas Chicken Wraps
29:52presents Only Murders in the Building. I got us a big, fat sponsorship.
29:58Teddy had one condition. Because it's chicken wrap month, he needed us to drop the first episode
30:04right away, so... You rushed it. Big surprise. This is an Oliver Putnam production. How we doing?
30:10Any audience? Found it. Four listens so far. In only an hour. At this rate, we're going to be like
30:16two million by Thursday. Any comments? Oh, yeah. Charles Hayden Savage is a... It's good. It's a good,
30:26nice comment. It's good? Yeah, I bet it's good. Did you use my concertina music? I should really
30:31be going. I knew it. You know what? I am the worst. So basically, you released our podcast. We have
30:36no
30:36real theories, let alone a prime suspect. When we have 12 listeners, maybe we can worry. Okay,
30:42you know what? I've got this. I'm all over it. Worry not. And I'm fucking worried. I'm so fucking worried.
30:57I've directed 212 theatrical productions. And I've always found my lead. Everyone. Exciting,
31:06right? Still got a shot. Five, six, seven, eight. It takes a particular eye to know who's got that
31:14special star spark. Boy with a hat, back to the newsstand. And who's just a background player?
31:20Buddy, if this were a children's show, you'd be scaring the children. Get out. Real estate
31:24woman. Get out. Everyone, stage right. Get away. Get off the stage. Leave.
31:38I know they're here. In the Arconia. Waiting to be discovered.
31:57I know they're here. In the Arconia. Waiting to be discovered.
32:08Winnie? Winnie? What's wrong, girl? Oh, my God. Who would do this to you?
32:30If we began with the question, how well do you know your neighbors? Turns out the answer
32:37is your most well-known neighbor might be the one you know the least.
32:45Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
32:51Oh, my gosh.
33:54Tim Kono was murdered by someone in this building.
33:59I hate a Tim Kono that shitball Tim Kono.
34:02I'm happy Tim is dead.
34:03He once yelled at me for smoking outside.
34:05Look, nobody liked him, but can we all just be grateful he's gone?
34:09Shit.
34:10I think our list of suspects just got a little longer.
34:17The killer poisoned my dog.
34:19I'm the podcaster.
34:21I am you.
34:22Who did this?
34:23You think Tim's death is my fault?
34:26Twist!
34:26We have an unexpected turn of events.
34:29You're a simpleton.
34:30Damn it, I didn't get that.
34:31Can you call me a simpleton again?
34:33You're a simpleton.
34:34Oh, thank you.
34:35We need one lead.
34:37I'm looking for Tim's fiance.
34:39He got fired for losing a big client, a lot of money.
34:42I found all these in his apartment.
34:44If we're dying for the next episode, we may be two.
34:47This is our strongest suspect yet.
34:49If we're going to do this, we're going to do it now or never.
34:59I'm sorry.
35:00The plan is to meet with a murderer, bring up a dangerous topic until he snaps, reaches
35:04under the sofa, pulls out the murder weapon, and kills us all.
35:07And we record him for the podcast.
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