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مسلسل Only Murders in the Building مترجم - Episode 4
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00:01You can't disappear for ten years, then show up and start dragging up a bunch of shit from when we
00:06were kids.
00:07If you see me around the building, act like you don't know me. Because you don't.
00:10Happily.
00:10They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow, so we're gonna look around for clues before everything's gone.
00:15I see you're a musician.
00:17Oh, good eye.
00:18Is that your bassoon I hear playing through the courtyard every night?
00:21It's lovely. I think of it as the sound of the Arconium.
00:24Oh, that's really sweet.
00:26Well, hello there, Sting.
00:28Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting.
00:30She's just on edge after that upsetting death the other night.
00:34Are you suggesting I had something to do with that?
00:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37Please, your dog.
00:38Control him.
00:39I don't like dogs.
00:47Winnie?
00:49Who would do this to you?
00:58Brrrr.
01:00Testing.
01:02Testing.
01:03Testing.
01:07We good?
01:08You did not leave.
01:10And a woman's butt.
01:13You did?
01:27Cuzo, you did?
01:35This is your husband.
01:35You twine hair, dada.
01:36It's what I said.
01:37It's funny.
01:38You didn't mind.
01:38I don't need to hear it right now.
01:45Who doesn't love a second chance?
01:49Another shot at writing some painful mistake that's haunted you.
01:54Or at healing the wounds you may have inflicted.
01:57Will?
01:57Yeah, yeah.
01:58I got here as fast as I can.
02:00Hurry, just...
02:00Where's Winnie?
02:01You're just in here.
02:02Hurry, go, go.
02:03Just run.
02:04But a second chance always comes with risk.
02:07What the fuck is GM?
02:10You might make the same mistake again.
02:13Or you might make a worse one.
02:42A second chance always comes with getting a worse one.
02:45Hopefully, you know it comes with something else?
02:49I don't know.
02:54What do I mean?
03:17Oliver?
03:18I'm in here.
03:19Hey, what happened?
03:21Are you okay?
03:22The killer poisoned my dog.
03:24What?
03:24My son has her.
03:26He's a vet.
03:27She recovered, thank God.
03:28But clearly, we are getting closer.
03:30They're sending a message to the leader.
03:32Is the leader you?
03:33Did they poison your dog?
03:36They left this.
03:40And the podcaster, I and you.
03:42What if Winnie had died?
03:44It would be on me again and my stupid, goddamn visionary ambitions.
03:50Okay, whoever poisoned Winnie clearly killed Tim.
03:53So who did this?
03:54Gather around.
03:55Look, I'm going to record this.
03:57So, I know this seems impossible.
04:00It's bananas.
04:01But I think there's a very strong chance that the person who poisoned Winnie was, and this
04:08gives me no pleasure in saying this, musical superstar Sting.
04:14The guy from Mewtwo.
04:17Are you kidding me?
04:18Sting.
04:19The police, Roxanne.
04:20Every Breath You Take, Only One of the Biggest Love Songs of All Time.
04:24Who educated you?
04:25Oh, now I know.
04:26He did Sledgehammer.
04:28Oh, it's Peter Gabriel.
04:30Guys, I know who Sting is.
04:32And by the way, Every Breath You Take is no love song.
04:35It's about a jealous stalker and surveillance, and it actually seems like it was written by
04:40a killer.
04:42Oliver, look, I know you would love to have a celebrity killer, but Sting did not murder
04:47Tim Kono.
04:48Oh, my God.
04:50What?
04:51Sting loses millions.
04:53Funds mismanaged by his former investment firm, Wright & Ogilvy.
04:59That's Tim's old firm.
05:01Wait a minute.
05:03Wait a minute.
05:03Didn't dead cat guy say that Tim Kono got fired because he lost some big client's money?
05:08Tim Kono lost Sting's money.
05:12It's always about the money.
05:13This is exactly like Die Hard.
05:16Could it be this simple, though?
05:17Oh, Tim just got murdered by some pissed-off client.
05:22Oh, boy.
05:23Sting is on Ursula's list of people who were in the building the night of Tim's murder,
05:27and on her list of people who stayed during the fire alarm.
05:31How did you miss that?
05:32Because it was Sting.
05:33I figured he stayed behind to write some fucking masterpiece.
05:37Guys, this is actually something.
05:40Okay, and if it is, we have hit the motherlode.
05:46Rock Icon Sting is a dog-poisoning murderer.
05:50He's like the next O.J., a hot Buddhist O.J.
05:55I will say, this is our strongest suspect yet.
05:57Next to tie-dye guy.
05:58Enough with tie-dye guy.
05:59We cannot forget about tie-dye guy.
06:01But if we're going to go down this road, we need some advice.
06:04With someone this big, you only get one shot.
06:06We need Cinda Canning.
06:08Uh, well, sure, I mean, who wouldn't want the queen of murder podcasts, but how?
06:15Well, I could work my connections.
06:17I do know that we go to the same cupcake store.
06:20I think I could do better than that.
06:24You can try that again.
06:25I think I can do better than that.
06:28Okay, I can cut these together and then redo it.
06:36Charles, hi.
06:37Hey, Arnav, how's it going?
06:39Good, nice to see you.
06:40It's funny, Anaya was just FaceTiming with Lucy.
06:43She asked about you.
06:45Oh, that's nice.
06:46So, anyway, so I have this faint memory that your parent friends with Cinda Canning,
06:52something about circus arts class Tuesday morning?
06:55Yep, that's exactly what it is.
06:57Well, you know, I'm working on this podcast.
07:00I mean, we're not that close.
07:02Yeah, you know, I don't want to put you in a weird position,
07:04but this podcast is the first thing that's really got my juices flowing in a long time.
07:12Yeah, sure.
07:13Hey, really?
07:15I'm sure she'd be happy to help the next generation.
07:17Or anyone looking to learn.
07:25So, um, Lucy seems happy?
07:29She does.
07:31That's good.
07:33Thanks again.
07:40I can't believe you got us this meeting.
07:43Yeah.
07:43Well, I did.
07:44And I think I should run it, too, because we need this one thing to run smoothly, okay?
07:48Okay, sure.
07:49Well, if you think that's smart.
07:50I mean, if we go in there yelling, Sting is a killer,
07:52Cinda's going to think we're lunatics.
07:55Oh, hi.
07:58Hi.
07:58I mean, hi.
07:59I said hi.
08:00Ha!
08:03Hi.
08:04We met on another elevator.
08:06Hello.
08:08Right.
08:09You two do this a lot?
08:11Oh, just on the weekends.
08:15Well, you're dolled up.
08:16A man only dresses like that when he's off to see a woman.
08:20Well, uh, yeah.
08:22Yeah, I guess I am.
08:24For a business meeting?
08:26Yes.
08:27Uh, that's correct.
08:28And I can see you're going to be a sexy bassoonist.
08:34Based on your shirt only.
08:36Uh, not based on...
08:37I'm going to stop you before you accidentally say I'm not sexy.
08:41Please, stop me.
08:43Someone stop me.
08:48Hello.
08:49Nice seeing you again.
08:51You too.
08:52Hope to hear you're playing tonight, like always?
08:55You'll hear me bassoon or later.
08:59Uh, well, someone was a little flirty.
09:04It's a lot of bassoon jokes, but she's cute.
09:07Mm-hmm.
09:07You should ask her out.
09:08Oh.
09:09Nah, I'm too set in my ways.
09:11I plus someone in the building if it doesn't work out, and now's not a good time, so...
09:15Right.
09:16You should wait.
09:16Plenty of time.
09:18You know, 70's the new 40.
09:20Pfft.
09:21I want you to be less mean.
09:25I know you do.
09:52Thank you so much for taking the time.
09:56We're huge fans.
09:58Oh, please.
09:59Go on.
10:00Well, really, you're the reason I care about murder.
10:03And you're the reason we all met.
10:05It's true.
10:05And the lengths that you have gone to all undercover.
10:08The time you were buried in raw sewage for eight hours.
10:12You know what it feels like to be buried up to your chest in sewage?
10:15What?
10:17Like a Peabody.
10:20Oh, that's clever.
10:22Cinda won the Peabody in 2018.
10:23And again in 2020.
10:26Yes.
10:26Uh, Cinda.
10:28As I know you know, I'm a director, so I can't help with...
10:30Sorry to interrupt.
10:31The call is in, Cinda.
10:32Line two.
10:33Thank you, Cindy.
10:35There are three of them.
10:36It's a value pack.
10:41I'm so sorry to have to take this.
10:43It's just, uh, well, silly, really.
10:45We just, we may or may not be about to get bought for $30 million.
10:49What?
10:50Whoa.
10:50Take it.
10:52Hello.
10:53What will it mean to get bought?
10:56She won't stop making podcasts, will she?
10:58Uh, what they're buying is her.
11:01Oh, of course.
11:03So, you want to make a podcast.
11:06I usually steer aspiring podcasters to a course at SUNY Oneonta.
11:12It's taught by a former assistant of mine.
11:15Well, we're not complete novices.
11:17In fact, we are already working on a murder podcast,
11:20and we've already come across something really huge.
11:24Wait, wait, wait.
11:24Just go back.
11:25Did you, uh, you know, the $30 million?
11:28So glad you asked that.
11:29Uh, yes.
11:30We have been acquired.
11:32Big day.
11:33Whoa, yeah.
11:34So, you were on to something huge.
11:36It involves a major celebrity.
11:38Whom we cannot divulge.
11:39Suffice to say, he'll be watching you.
11:42I don't get the reference.
11:43I'm sorry.
11:44He thinks every little thing you do is magic.
11:49Sting.
11:50And he poisoned my dog, Sir Sting.
11:52Sting.
11:53From the police, ironically.
11:55I know it sounds crazy.
11:57I'm sorry.
11:58Did you say he poisoned your dog?
12:00Well, it was a message to the leader.
12:04Poppy, give me a tagline for a show where Sting is the killer.
12:07We should have suspected when we entered the hornet's nest,
12:11we wouldn't escape without a sting.
12:15Oh.
12:16She's really got the voice down, doesn't she?
12:18And the writing will come.
12:21So, you were saying?
12:23Well, uh, you know, we need your advice on how to get Sting to sit down with us.
12:27Right.
12:27How do we get in?
12:30Okay, well, with a public person,
12:32the key is to enter in a way that disarms them.
12:35For example, with O.K., I was able to get the mayor's confession by showing up at his house with
12:41a fully cooked turkey.
12:43Of course.
12:44A turkey.
12:45Who turns someone away who has cooked them a 19-pound turkey?
12:49We bring Sting a turkey.
12:50Well, I mean, find your version of turkey.
12:53Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:54Of course, that's so helpful.
12:55We just don't want to make a mess with this.
12:57Ha!
12:58Lean in for the nugget, folks.
13:02Are you ready for the nugget?
13:05Embrace the mess.
13:06That's where the good stuff lives.
13:09I love you so much.
13:14Embrace the mess.
13:17That's beautiful.
13:21That's beautiful.
13:32What?
13:33You think I can't do it?
13:35Did you not see what I did today?
13:38Okay.
13:49Amen.
15:54Fuck off.
16:02We're here to brainstorm on what our turkey should be.
16:04What do we bring sting?
16:07I actually have plans.
16:09Are you wearing cologne?
16:11Wait, are you going on a date?
16:13Did you ask out sexy bassoonists?
16:16Really?
16:17This is so cool.
16:19What are the plans?
16:20I feel like I need to approve them.
16:22Excuse me.
16:23I have been dating decades longer than you've been alive, and I'm especially expert at first dates.
16:31Because that's what I mostly have.
16:35What's wrong?
16:36Give the weight to the young people.
16:37We can bear it.
16:39I just find dating exhausting.
16:42What do you share?
16:43What do you not share?
16:44If it works out, scary.
16:46If it doesn't work out, scary.
16:48After every date, I just want to go home and plant my face in a pillow and never go out
16:53again.
16:53Okay, wow.
16:55You need to relax, okay?
16:57Just have fun, laugh, flirt.
16:59Isn't it insulting to flirt now?
17:01Well, who the hell knows?
17:03Suddenly it's rude to tell the secretary she looks pretty in a pair of slacks.
17:07No.
17:08To that whole sentence.
17:10Compliment her purse.
17:11If it isn't on their body, you can like it.
17:14No.
17:15Again, to every word that's coming out of your mouth.
17:18Listen, I'm really glad you're doing this.
17:21Being alone in life is making you a little weird.
17:24Thank you?
17:25Just try not to nosebleed all over it.
17:28That would be bad.
17:30Can I please have my hair guy come to you?
17:33Trim the earlobes at least.
17:46So I kind of had two childhoods.
17:48One where I was a happy only child with married parents and a second one where I had an absent
17:55father and a new half-sister who somehow could do no wrong, who stole both my dad and the flute,
18:02leaving me the bassoon, my second choice.
18:05So you and the bassoon were clearly meant to be.
18:08Is your sister first chair of anything?
18:11I can't believe I told you all that.
18:16I think your body language makes me feel very comfortable.
18:22What about it?
18:24I took a class on nonverbal communication, and people who keep their hands up uncrossed on the table, like you
18:30were, are considered more trustworthy.
18:35No one trusts a person who clasps their hands.
18:38Yeah, I get that.
18:39Palms up.
18:41Very comforting.
18:42Oh, yeah, well, that's the Last Supper pose.
18:45No one more comforting than Jesus.
18:47But you wouldn't want to date Jesus because you'd just be worshiping him all the time.
18:54So, um, tell me more.
18:58Um, the being second thing for me is kind of a theme.
19:03So, the last guy I was dating never put me first.
19:07I mean, he wouldn't let me order food first.
19:09If we both had to pee, he'd pee first.
19:11I mean, whatever.
19:12My therapist says we're all driven to recreate the dynamic of our first wound so we can change the ending.
19:21Woof, that was a lot.
19:24Your turn.
19:27My turn for what?
19:29Well, how did your parents wound you?
19:32Tell me about your last relationship.
19:35Oh, yeah.
19:38Well, let's just see here.
19:41Um, first, um, my parents were great.
19:46Yeah.
19:48And my, uh, last girlfriend, uh, was perfectly nice.
19:55And, uh, ended well.
19:59How's your cheese?
20:02You like the cheese?
20:04Oh, you know what?
20:05I love that purse.
20:07It is so unusual.
20:10You know, the sharing of stories is kind of transactional.
20:14When someone gives you a story, you owe them one of equal or greater value in return.
20:20Oh, so it's my turn to tell you my red flags.
20:25Uh, but I'm not keeping any big secret or anything like that.
20:29It's just not everyone has a ton of baggage.
20:31Not that you have, uh, any more baggage than anyone else.
20:34You have the exact right amount of baggage.
20:38How we doing, man?
20:39Another round?
20:40I think I'm good.
20:42Sometimes a second chance is just another chance to get it wrong.
20:50And blowing it twice can cause you to make some weird choices.
21:01We're just going with the turkey.
21:03What?
21:04Sorry to wake you.
21:05The bird's two hours in and my oven conked out, so I'm gonna need yours.
21:08Because even a killer does not deserve botulism.
21:12Oh my god, I forgot your big date.
21:15Is she in there?
21:16No, no, I'm alone.
21:18Oh, I'm sorry.
21:19Do you want me to leave?
21:20No, I want to solve this murder, so catch me up.
21:23All right, Sting is on the run.
21:26I heard from Ursula.
21:27He has moved his rainforest tour up and is leaving in two days.
21:31Suspicious.
21:33Also, he's renovating his apartment when he's gone because apparently he wants a fresh start.
21:38I bet he does, right?
21:40Anyway, Mabel has plans in the afternoon, so that only leaves tomorrow morning.
21:44And, you know, at 20 minutes a pound.
21:46So we're gonna bring Sting a morning turkey?
21:50I know, it's weird.
21:52But I figure if we also brought coffee.
21:55Yeah, listen, I know this is nuts.
21:57No, no, no, that's exactly why it'll work.
21:59Because it's surprising.
22:00No one ever brings anyone a turkey with bad intentions.
22:04Exactly!
22:05Wow.
22:06I am amazed.
22:07I didn't think you'd be on board with this.
22:08I'm so on board with this.
22:10Because this is how I'm gonna fill the rest of my days with hobbies.
22:13And my hobby is solving murders.
22:16I'm gonna go on vacation with murders.
22:18And one day, murders are gonna sit by my bed and feed me broth because I'm losing my swallow reflex.
22:28We're embracing the mess, right?
22:30So give me that baster and let's make a mess.
22:39Oh, my God, look at this.
22:47Look at me.
22:52Testing is on.
22:56Turkey delivery.
22:58I hope you're hungry.
23:00Anita, are we expecting a turkey?
23:02I hope not.
23:03You certainly don't need a second one.
23:05I'm not seeing a turkey on your schedule, sir.
23:07So, we live in the building and we thought it would be a good community builder if every week we
23:14made a turkey and brought it to a neighbor.
23:17So, should we just leave it here or should we?
23:19Oh, you?
23:20Yes, that's right.
23:21CBS, nine seasons.
23:22Wow.
23:23Oh, gee.
23:26Oh.
23:27Come in.
23:29Okay, full disclosure, this is actually the first time we've done this.
23:33And now we know how weird it is that we didn't bring some yams.
23:38That's true.
23:39You're the guy doing the podcast.
23:42I am.
23:44Look, I'm sorry how I was with your dog.
23:47I was having a rough day.
23:49Yeah.
23:51We heard you knew Tim Kono.
23:53Was he a good guy?
23:56I didn't know him personally.
23:59He used to work for me.
24:01I fired him.
24:03You fired him.
24:04Why did you do that, Sting?
24:06That's personal.
24:10Sting.
24:13I know that you know that I know what it's like to be famous.
24:17Strangers think they have a right to know our business.
24:20But they never know the real us and it's isolating.
24:24It can make us act poorly.
24:33I feel I'm too close to Sting.
24:36So on top of that, Sting, this punk, Tim Kono, lost all your money.
24:43It might just make you snap.
24:45You know, it might make you even murderous.
24:49What are you all getting at?
24:52You think Tim's death is my fault?
24:55Well, you're right.
24:59I killed him.
25:01Sir?
25:02No, Anita, I need to release this.
25:06I've been so full of rage lately.
25:09The day before Tim's death, I screamed at him.
25:12You fucked me over!
25:13You're fired!
25:14You should kill yourself!
25:16And then he did.
25:18And that's why you poisoned my dog.
25:22Wait, I'm sorry.
25:23What did you say?
25:24Okay, I can't believe I even have to say this,
25:26but Sting is not a murderer or a dog poisoner.
25:29So you think Tim was murdered?
25:32I know he was.
25:34Oh, my God.
25:35What a relief.
25:37I've been wracked with guilt.
25:39I thought he killed himself because of me.
25:41And, you know, that's why we've moved the tour up.
25:44That's why we're gutting this apartment.
25:46And the building has just seeped in guilt and regret.
25:54It's given me an idea for a song.
26:14I don't think it's going to make your best of an album.
26:17Well, okay.
26:19It's hard writing songs.
26:21Okay.
26:22Thank you for the turkey.
26:23Please stay away from Sting.
26:26Fuck.
26:27Another dead end.
26:28You know, I could use a drink and a dip.
26:31Anyone join me?
26:32I'm going to go for a run.
26:35How about you, Charlie?
26:37Checkers?
26:38Chaz?
26:39Sure, fine.
26:41But I have one more mess to embrace first.
26:52My last relationship lasted six years.
26:55We met under false pretenses.
26:57It was at a hot springs in Iceland on a trip my sister dragged me on.
27:00Now, I hate nature.
27:02I hate traveling.
27:03But I didn't tell my ex that.
27:05Emma, that's my ex.
27:06So she thought she was getting adventurous actor guy.
27:11So she moved in.
27:12And she brought with her her seven-year-old daughter, Lucy.
27:17I tried to give Lucy some stability.
27:20You know, a routine.
27:21And I would cook her favorite omelet in the morning.
27:23And she loved it.
27:24And I loved it.
27:26But my ex didn't.
27:30So, I booked a Caribbean cruise for our anniversary.
27:33That's romantic.
27:35Yeah, that's what she thought.
27:36And then I clarified it was actually a family fun cruise.
27:41So day three, there was an island tour.
27:44And Lucy and I just wanted to skip it.
27:46But Emma insisted that Lucy go.
27:50And they never came back.
27:52They went missing?
27:53No, they flew home from St. Croix.
27:56So I stayed on the family fun cruise for the next five days.
28:00Alone.
28:01Except for Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig.
28:03Who I had paid extra to be at our anniversary dinner.
28:10Emma thought a hard break would be best for Lucy.
28:14So I really haven't spoken to her since.
28:18And I've been haunted by it.
28:21And by Bugs and Porky.
28:24You know, I don't share this with people.
28:27Because I'm frankly embarrassed by it.
28:38But I'm telling you this.
28:40Because I like you.
28:42And I would like a second date.
28:46Woof.
28:47That was a lot.
28:50Woof.
28:50Woof.
28:51Woof.
28:52Woof.
28:53Okay.
28:54But if anyone's wearing an animal suit, it better be you or me.
28:59Heh.
29:02I will call you.
29:04What's more dangerous?
29:06Taking advantage of a second chance?
29:08Or letting it pass you by?
29:12Woof.
29:16Woof.
29:17Woof.
29:18Woof.
29:21Woof.
29:21Woof.
29:21Woof.
29:21Woof.
29:22Woof.
29:22Woof.
29:22Woof.
30:23I got a second date.
30:24I need to sleep for a month.
30:27Oh, a pillow.
30:30No, no, no, no.
30:31This is good.
30:32This is progress.
30:33Tell me everything.
30:34Can't we just have a drink and sit quietly?
30:36I've had enough big reveals for today.
30:40Hey, Dad.
30:41Looks like Winnie got everything out of her system.
30:43Willie!
30:44Charles, this is my son, Will.
30:46Will, this is Charles Hayden Savage.
30:48Nice to meet you.
30:49Yeah, you too.
30:51So, Dad, I listened to your podcast.
30:53You didn't tell me you were doing it with Mabel Mora.
30:56What?
30:56You know her?
30:57She used to stay here during school breaks.
30:59She hung out with this group of kids, and one of them was Tim Kono.
31:04Wait, what?
31:05She knew Tim Kono?
31:07She 100% knew him.
31:09What does that mean?
31:10Why would she not tell us that?
31:11I mean, maybe because she thinks it looks suspicious.
31:14Especially since the last time she was here, one of the other friends died.
31:17She got pushed off the roof.
31:18What?
31:41What happens when your second chance becomes your last shot?
31:48Is a line of dialogue from Brazos, episode 713, which prophesied what would happen 15 years
31:56later when a fake detective decided to become a real one.
32:00When he and his true crime fan buddies took a second chance and became the subject of our
32:08next investigation.
32:10Stay tuned for Only Murderers in the Building coming this fall.
32:15Until then, I'm Cindy Canning.
32:19And remember, if you need a domain, website, or online store, make it with Squarespace.
32:52We'll see you next time.
33:05We'll see you next time.
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