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مسلسل Fresh Off the Boat مترجم - Episode 6
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00:00After Pops banned Ma from working at the restaurant because she drove everyone nuts, she was really determined to find
00:06a job.
00:07Overqualified. Not enough pay.
00:10Must be a team player?
00:14Nope.
00:15Ma! Eddie's flicking my ear.
00:17I'm just holding my hand here. I'm not even touching him.
00:20I feel phantom flicks.
00:22Eddie, I could get by with only two sons. Think about that.
00:26That woman was tough. She could handle anything.
00:29Excuse me, ma'am.
00:30Anything but an Orlando heat wave.
00:33You really can't loiter in the frozen food aisle.
00:35I am not loitering. I am shopping.
00:40$4.99? I'll give you two.
00:43The Popsicles are a set price. They're not negotiable.
00:45You're good. $2.50.
00:47Ma'am, if you want to beat the heat, they sell air conditioners at Sears.
00:49Oh, we have an air conditioner.
00:51Moms just won't let us turn it on.
00:53Air conditioning is expensive. Who do you think we are, the Changs?
00:58Very prominent family in D.C.
01:00They're sort of the Liao's of the upholstery world.
01:03Very prominent family in Taiwan.
01:05They made their fortune in textiles.
01:07Ma'am, not today.
01:09There's a dog loose in the produce section.
01:10A dog?
01:18I'll give you a dollar for all of this.
01:43Me and the kids at school didn't always get along.
01:45But the things we could agree on were hoops, hip-hop, and Nintendo.
01:49So when we heard Shaq combined all three in a video game, we lost our damn minds.
01:54It's called Shaq food.
01:56It's like Mortal Kombat.
01:57What was Shaq?
01:58It was on sale next week.
01:59$50.
02:01I don't have that kind of squirrel.
02:03I mean, Shaq's got to make his money.
02:05I respect that.
02:06What about these Japanese guys?
02:07What do they need it for?
02:09Aren't you Japanese?
02:10You shut your damn mouth.
02:12I'm going to pay for it by taking my sister's tooth fairy money.
02:15I've been double mowing the miller's lawn.
02:17They haven't noticed.
02:18I think they're going through some stuff.
02:20I've been pocketing my lunch money.
02:22You're not going to eat?
02:23Just got to get past Wednesday.
02:25Dinosaur nuggets.
02:27Pudding cup.
02:28My mom's driving to Miami to get the game for me.
02:30They get it two days earlier down there.
02:32Yeah, she's making up for my dad for getting me to Walmart.
02:35No fair!
02:37You going to finish your sandwich?
02:40I'm going to ask my mom for the money.
02:42She's usually cheap as hell.
02:43But she'll get this as an emergency.
02:46So a basketball man made a video game about karate-ing people?
02:51Thank God.
02:52Thank God.
02:53I knew you'd get it.
03:00There we go.
03:02A little zip-zip.
03:03She probably has no energy because it's so hot in here.
03:07Can we turn on the A.C. just for a second?
03:10If you think this is hot, you should see me and your grandma in Taipei disco跳舞.
03:17Grandma, please.
03:19I have a headache.
03:20When mommy finds a job, then we can turn on the A.C.
03:23For now, it's just too expensive.
03:26Do you know it's free?
03:27Parking at the mall where they sell video games.
03:29No, it's not.
03:30So we walk through Brookstone and get a stamp.
03:32God!
03:34Hey, everyone.
03:36How was your day, boys?
03:37How was school?
03:38Great.
03:39I got elected.
03:40Terrific.
03:40My turn.
03:41I have exciting news.
03:42I finally hit on a winning promotion at the restaurant.
03:47This wasn't the first time Pops had come home excited about a winning publicity stunt.
03:54Ahoy, me hearties.
03:55I be Captain Book.
03:57Lest there be claims of copyright plunder.
03:59That's B-O-O-K.
04:02Now, what would he like to order?
04:05Luckily, my dad was about to stumble into the biggest restaurant craze of the mid-90s.
04:10Fajitas!
04:13Orlando can't get enough utility-grade skirt steak delivered in a sizzling skillet.
04:17No way.
04:18No way white people will eat meat out of a pan.
04:21Yes way.
04:22Yes way all day.
04:23You bring them tortillas, veggies, and steak, and they assemble it themselves.
04:27It's like an edible Ikea chair.
04:28Or Legos you can eat.
04:30Oh, he improved on it.
04:31He just made it better.
04:33So we're about to come with some money, huh?
04:35Hey, Papa.
04:36You been working out?
04:37Because you're looking slow.
04:40What?
04:41Since things are looking so good at the restaurant, maybe you can spot me some bread for a video game?
04:4650 small?
04:49I knew this would happen.
04:51The downside of the greatest country in the world.
04:54Entitled children feeling like they don't have to work to get what they want.
04:59My father, your Yeye, made me work hard for every penny.
05:04And that work ethic is how I'm able to keep the lights on.
05:07But not the AC.
05:08That's your mother's thing.
05:09She runs the house.
05:10Don't pull me into that.
05:11If you want money, you need to work for it.
05:14But I can't work.
05:15I'm only 11.
05:16Well, when your grandfather was 11, he had three kids.
05:19As I say that, I realize I'm exaggerating.
05:22But he definitely was working at your age.
05:24Right, Mom?
05:24Your father is a very hard worker.
05:28Mm-hmm.
05:28I always respected him for that.
05:31Made me the man I am today.
05:32So, it's settled.
05:34Eddie will come work with me at Cattlemen's after school.
05:38Great!
05:38Because I have a job interview.
05:40A furniture store needs management help.
05:43That's my specialty.
05:45What's your specialty, Emery?
05:46I know you want me to say the ladies, but I'm classier than that.
05:51When I grow up, I want my specialty to be homemade pickles.
05:54That's a new interest for you.
05:55I was going to tell you earlier.
05:57No, it's fine.
05:57I guess I just have to share a bunk bed with a total stranger.
06:04I'm sorry.
06:05It's the heat.
06:09Hey, ready for your first day?
06:11Look, Dad.
06:12I don't want to be here, and you don't want me here.
06:15I do want you here.
06:16Remember my incredibly moving speech about your grandfather?
06:20But as long as I'm here, I'm going to make the best of it.
06:23Tips for Shackville.
06:27Life, huh?
06:29You give a company 22 years, you think?
06:32Em!
06:33My ears don't come free.
06:36Uh, you know, rather than have my 11-year-old tent bar,
06:40I thought you could work the floor.
06:43Aw, dope!
06:43Like manage the servers?
06:45Or handle security?
06:47I'm watching you, son.
06:49Uh, no.
06:51I got something else in mind for you.
06:56Ooh.
06:57I like some fajitas.
06:59Those look delicious.
07:00You heard them, fajita boy.
07:04Whoops.
07:06The heat melted my mustache glow.
07:08You know, your grandfather's ear fell off on his first job.
07:11As I say that, I realize I'm exaggerating, but it could have.
07:29Why are you making that noise?
07:32I dropped four skillets, caught a flaming green pepper in the face, delivering fajitas sucks.
07:37You know what your grandfather's first job was?
07:40Selling bread that was so hot he lost all his fingerprints.
07:46Why do I get the worst job in the whole restaurant?
07:49I'm your son.
07:50It's because you're my son.
07:52It's my job as your father to make sure my boys understand the meaning of hard work,
07:56like your grandfather did with me.
07:58Can't you just front me the money?
08:00Eddie, there are no handouts in the Huang family.
08:03The only time your grandfather got anything without working for it was on his birthday.
08:07And you know what he got?
08:09An egg.
08:10One egg.
08:12To eat or to play with.
08:14Now you see his dilemma.
08:22AC.
08:29Good afternoon.
08:30Can't help you find anything today.
08:32Jessica Huang.
08:33Seven years managing number one furniture on Limited in Washington, D.C.
08:37Oh.
08:38Okay.
08:39Are you looking for anything in particular?
08:41Yes.
08:42$18.50 an hour, and I need afternoons off to help my boys with their schoolwork.
08:45Oh, and on Thursdays, I do my mother-in-law's nails.
08:47We both hate it, but it's too late to say anything now.
08:53Pretty color.
08:54Ha ha.
08:56Uh, I think there's been some sort of mix-up.
08:59We're not hiring.
09:00But you put this in the paper.
09:02It's an ad for 25% off mattresses.
09:04Exactly.
09:0525% off on the highest margin item in the store.
09:08You obviously need my help.
09:10It's okay.
09:11You found me.
09:13Jessica is here.
09:15It's like being kissed by a snowman.
09:21Guys, I got the money.
09:23Did a third hedge trimming at the Miller's.
09:25They're selling their house.
09:26I think things must be getting bad.
09:28Me?
09:28I'm hustling for that money.
09:31Because like my dad says, there's no free handouts in the Huang family.
09:34Who cares?
09:35I gave my sister a candy apple, and her last molar came out.
09:39Tooth fairy, dollar-dollar bill, y'all.
09:41Who has a candy apple?
09:43So did your mom drive to Miami?
09:45Did she get it?
09:46Yes and no.
09:47She drove to Miami, but the guy said that the hot new game was 9 to 5.
09:53You know, based on the Dolly Parton Jane Fonda office comedy, the one that came out in 1980,
09:5815 years ago, that's the game she bought me.
10:01That's the game I have in my house.
10:10Why do they put the classifieds so close to the comics?
10:14I keep getting distracted by the misfortunes of Kathy.
10:17None of those swimsuits are right, Kathy.
10:20None of them.
10:21Mom, hold it up.
10:23We can't swim through it.
10:26And the water's really hot.
10:28It's hot at Raging Waters, too.
10:31Except this is $30 cheaper, and you won't get some stranger's Band-Aid in your mouth.
10:38She's cleansing them of the evil spirits cast by dishonored ancestors.
10:42Right, Jessica?
10:44I'm just trying to cool down my kids and find a job.
10:47But no one seems to appreciate how I'm good at everything I do.
10:52Anyway, guess where we just came from?
10:55Remember our friend Samantha?
10:56Real great smile.
10:58Her mother took her own life.
11:00Well, she is moving.
11:04We just came from our open house.
11:05We did a little digging, and she and Andrew are getting a divorce.
11:09I think Andrew left her because she blimped out.
11:12I found five tubs of ice cream in the freezer.
11:15Ironically, Rocky Road.
11:17No self-control.
11:18None.
11:24Boys, here is your AC.
11:26Now mommy can keep looking for jobs in peace.
11:31Hello.
11:32I'm Ashley Alexander of Ashley Alexander Realty.
11:36I don't like that name.
11:38I will call it Red Door Realty.
11:41Okay, great.
11:43Can I show you around this lovely home?
11:47Yes, please.
11:49In just one minute.
11:54One minute, please.
12:02My old man thought I couldn't work hard, but he was wrong.
12:05And much like Shaq, who busted his ass to get his free throw percentage up to a strong 52,
12:09by the end of the week, my fajita game was straight up nasty.
12:12I go work like a doctor.
12:15When I rock the mic, you've got to like the way I operate.
12:17I make miracles happen just for rabbits.
12:19Ooh.
12:20Can I get my spoutillas?
12:22On the scene, mean.
12:23I got the potential to make it go that chill.
12:25I got the credent chills.
12:26That is the we say chill.
12:27To make a rap and chill.
12:28Then you know I will fulfill.
12:29Make a couple of mil as I build a gill.
12:31For all the raffles and stealing.
12:32For all the raffles and stealing.
12:33For all the raffles and stealing.
12:33For all the raffles and no frills.
12:34Sucker.
12:43You've done a real nice job this week, Eddie.
12:48You earned it.
12:49Thanks, Pops.
12:50It was hard, but in the end, I kept my head down.
12:53And you know how things...
12:5518 bucks?
12:56That's way short.
12:58I need 50 for Shaq Fu.
12:59I'm sorry, Eddie, but I had to dock your pay for all the food you dropped,
13:03the plates you broke.
13:04Hard work isn't just about showing up.
13:06It's also about doing a good job.
13:08But hey, in a few weeks, you'll have enough money to buy your game.
13:11And maybe some left over to buy a funny mouse pad or something, you know?
13:15Like a dog doing something funny or...
13:18I don't know.
13:27Okay, so right when the bell rings, we get on our bikes, go to the mall, and buy Shaq Fu.
13:31Any questions?
13:32I'm too weak to cycle.
13:34Then we leave you, Brian!
13:36I can't go.
13:37I don't have enough money to buy the game yet.
13:39And I still need to go work at my dad's stupid restaurant after school.
13:42Dude, that sucks.
13:44You can borrow my game after I beat it.
13:46But that could take years!
13:50Guys, I was up all night.
13:53Nine to five is genius.
13:55You can play it as any character, but I prefer Dora Lee, because if you forge Franklin Hart's signature, you
14:01get to open up a daycare consolidated.
14:06Come on, let's go point our bikes in the direction of the mall.
14:09Have fun at work, Eddie.
14:13They were all going to the mall, and I had to go to work.
14:16And it still wasn't going to get me that game.
14:18So I made a decision.
14:26I don't think Eddie's going to show up for a shift.
14:29I guess not.
14:31All right, Mitch.
14:32You're going to have to be on fajita duty.
14:34Yes!
14:35Showtime!
14:36Oh!
14:37Oh, God.
14:38The Lions.
14:38They turned on the handler.
14:40They can't see.
14:41Lewis!
14:42Lewis!
14:46Oh, the position has been filled.
14:48Oh, do you have any other jobs available?
14:50I'm a very fast learner.
14:52Excuse me.
14:52Are you interested in this house, because...
14:54Yes, very.
14:55Definitely a contender.
14:56I'm very detail-oriented.
14:59Hello?
15:01Hello?
15:06Oh, someone named Jeremy called, by the way.
15:09He wants me to tell you to let the cat out of the bedroom when you're done.
15:14We can always change the paint.
15:16But not the lousy school district.
15:19This guy, I should help to resell.
15:20But the cemetery down the street won't.
15:23He's got great bones, but no open floor plan.
15:26And you know I need a double oven.
15:27Mm-hmm.
15:27You should look at the Miller house on orange.
15:30Sounds perfect for you.
15:32You're just here for the free A.C.
15:34You're the lady Ashley Alexander warned me about.
15:37From Red Door Realty.
15:39What?
15:39No.
15:40Sorry.
15:41I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
15:43Fine.
15:45Hey.
15:46What did I expect?
15:46Come on.
15:47I'll show you the Miller house.
15:48Let me just get my kids out of the pool and we'll go.
15:51Marco!
15:52Polo!
15:57Where's Eddie?
15:58He didn't show up for work today.
16:00Nancy had to cover for him and she spilled salsa all over Regina Snipes.
16:04That's Wesley Snipes' aunt.
16:06Took two banana cream pies just to calm her down.
16:09This is unacceptable.
16:11I'm going to make him come in before and after school and on weekends.
16:15Push him hard until he understands how to be a hard worker.
16:18That's what dad would have done with me.
16:42Eddie.
16:44Go ahead and ground me.
16:46All my friends are going to be playing Shaq-Fu for the next forever anyway.
16:50So it doesn't even matter.
16:57What's this?
16:5950 small.
17:00To buy your video game.
17:03Why?
17:05Because you don't have to be a hard man to be a hard worker.
17:13Think of it as an early egg day present.
17:18Oh my God, this place is perfect.
17:20I think it's so nice that you two are looking for a place together.
17:24I know, it's kind of a big step.
17:25Yeah, it's great you go to open houses without your wives.
17:28I would have to drag Louis to one of these.
17:30No, we're a couple.
17:32A couple of catches.
17:33If you knew we're in love.
17:35With these countertops, how could you not be?
17:38Granite throughout.
17:39Lady, I don't think you really granite.
17:42You again.
17:43Look, I told you the AC is only for potential buyers.
17:47Actually, I am showing the house to these two best friends.
17:51Lovers.
17:52And we love it.
17:53We'd like to make an offer.
17:54Oh, really?
17:56That's fantastic.
17:58We're listed at 229.
18:01229, okay.
18:02Andy, Randy, let's go.
18:04Where are we going?
18:05We're going downtown to pick up a prostitute so Ashley Alexander can bend her over and f*** her too.
18:16Do our bells work?
18:20Oh, damn it, Nancy.
18:23Ah!
18:26Hey, Dad.
18:29Eddie, what are you doing here?
18:31I went to the mall to buy Shaq-Fu, but something didn't feel right.
18:34I don't want a handout.
18:36I want to earn it myself.
18:40I didn't have my realization until after I bought the game.
18:44Keep her safe for me.
18:46Well, you are 40 minutes late.
18:50Doc, mate.
18:56Happy to see you, Fajita Boy?
18:58That's no Fajita Boy.
19:00That's a Fajita Man.
19:03So hot.
19:05Just so hot.
19:19What are you doing?
19:22Eddie's pimp walk.
19:23What's a pimp?
19:25Your mommy, that's who.
19:27Boom.
19:28I just sold the house.
19:29I am a realtor now.
19:31Ashley Alexander from Red Door Realty says that I'm a tough negotiator.
19:35Also, I found out what ruined the mailer's marriage.
19:38Male infertility.
19:39No motorcycles for you three.
19:41Jessica, you can't just say you're a realtor.
19:44You gotta take an exam, get a license.
19:47Yes, yes, yes.
19:48Also, you can learn how to sell a house, which I already did.
19:53I was born to do this.
19:55Come on, let's celebrate.
19:57Hey, boys, go ahead.
19:58Crank up the AC to low.
20:01Uh-oh.
20:02Hey, see.
20:04Hey, see.
20:05Uh-oh.
20:07Uh-oh.
20:09Let's see your pimp walk.
20:11Mommy's a real estate pimp.
20:14A real estate pimp.
20:17A real estate pimp.
20:19A real estate pimp.
20:22Go, Mom.
20:23Go, Mom.
20:24Go, Mom.
20:25Go, Mom.
20:32So, how was it?
20:33How was Shaq food?
20:35Very thorough instruction manual.
20:38Yeah, yeah.
20:41The game just boots right up to you.
20:43No delays.
20:44Yeah, quick boot, quick boot.
20:48Shaq can throw wind at people.
20:50That was pretty cool.
20:52Yeah, he weaponized the wind.
20:54It sucks, doesn't it?
20:56So hard.
20:57I can't even eat.
20:59Wow.
20:59Who would have thought Dave got the best game?
21:15Equal pay for equal work.
21:17You can have it all, ladies.
21:20I think that's a good idea.
21:22Hmm.
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