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مسلسل Fresh Off the Boat مترجم - Episode 2
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00:02As a kid, there are things that terrify you.
00:05Parents, thank you all for coming.
00:07We know you're very busy, but we felt we needed to bring this matter to your immediate attention.
00:12This man has been seen in the area handing out drugs to children and telling them they're stickers.
00:19The children then proceed to lick the stickers and are then on drugs.
00:24We are working closely with local authorities, but we also wanted to make you aware
00:28so any additional precautions could be taken.
00:32Yes, you and back.
00:34When do report cards come out?
00:37In my family, that's what terrified us.
00:56My mom was singing at the restaurant because my dad thought it would help business.
01:00A beautiful face without a name for so long.
01:07Well, happy anniversary. Married 45 years. I can't imagine it.
01:14Did you ever know that you're my...
01:17Hey, Nancy! That coupon is expired. You have to check the date.
01:22Literally, I can't imagine it.
01:24How'd you see that?
01:26I see everything.
01:28Cause you are the wind beneath my...
01:33Okay, just one sprig of parsley per plate, please. It is a garnish, not a salad.
01:39My...
01:39Okay, thank you. Thank you.
01:41The voice of an angel, the incredible singing lady. There we go.
01:45Okay.
01:46Okay, okay. She's something else. Okay.
01:50What are you doing?
01:51The restaurant has been open almost a month and we have been losing money every day.
01:55We have to tighten up around here or we will never turn a profit.
01:58Is that why you clog half the pepper holes?
02:01Look at that guy, shaking away our profits like he's a pepper monster.
02:06Look, if you're gonna help with the restaurant, we need to get on the same page.
02:09And my page says the key to success is to kill him with kindness. I've always...
02:13Shh! Did you hear that?
02:15Mitch, did you just take a crouton from the salad bar?
02:20Are you saying I did not hear a crunch?
02:23You are trying to dissolve the crouton.
02:26Uh, Mitch, why don't you go see if any of the servers need help, okay?
02:33Oh, hell no.
02:39You waiting for your report card?
02:41Yeah, and a birthday card from my dad.
02:44If it's within three weeks of your birthday, then it still counts.
02:48I've got a forgery kit in my room.
02:49I'm gonna use it to change all my C's to B's before my mom comes home.
02:53Sweet.
02:54Yeah.
02:54I'm not making the same rookie mistake I made last year.
02:57Put your gym clothes in the hardware and take out the trash!
03:00Okay, I will love you!
03:03You love me? What are you hiding?
03:05There's nothing in my backpack.
03:06Oh, I know.
03:11B minus!
03:15Is there anything else for me?
03:17Buddy, we talked about this.
03:18I would lead with the card.
03:20I'm rooting for you.
03:23Ready?
03:24Yeah.
03:30Yes!
03:31Mom!
03:32We got the card cards!
03:35Okay.
03:38What is this?
03:40Our school doesn't give out grades.
03:41It fosters unhealthy competition.
03:44Plus, minus rainbow?
03:47One leprechaun?
03:48Two clouds, that seems bad.
03:50No.
03:51Clouds are good.
03:52Clouds all rain.
03:53What are you, a farmer?
04:15Hey, Shara.
04:17Don't know!
04:17Straight A's, Mom!
04:18The one good thing about moving here is I have no friends and no distractions.
04:22That's why I got a...
04:24Grandma, what does Fonji say?
04:26Hey!
04:33School is too easy.
04:35Just when you think you've won the game, this trick doesn't change the rules.
04:39Eddie, don't call your mother a trick.
04:40You need to make school more challenging or else my son will fall behind.
04:45I'm sorry, there's not much I can do about a straight A student.
04:48Well, is there extra school?
04:49Where is the closest CLC?
04:51Oh, no.
04:54What's CLC?
04:55Chinese Learning Center.
04:57An after-school program for reading, math, science, and violin.
05:08Look at them.
05:09Look at them.
05:09The innocents.
05:10I couldn't hear them through the reinforced glass, but I imagined it was the sound of childhood.
05:16Enjoy your stick, white friends.
05:18I'm sorry, we don't have a Chinese Learning Center here.
05:21Yes!
05:22But we do have an after-school program called Animal Encounters where we bring in farm animals for the children
05:28to play with.
05:28In fact, I have a baby chick in my lap right now.
05:37Please put your lap chicken away.
05:40I don't understand these people.
05:43It's like success is not important to them.
05:45To Spencer and his four C's.
05:50Uh-uh, Nancy.
05:52No wasting napkins.
05:54But the lady at table six asked for it.
05:56She ordered a salad.
05:58She does not need an extra napkin.
06:01My answer died.
06:04Jessica, we talk about this.
06:07It's a slippery slope.
06:09First, an employee pops a crouton.
06:10Next thing you know, they are wheeling ovens out of the kitchen.
06:13Same with the customer.
06:15First, they get extra napkin.
06:16Next thing you know, they run out on the bill.
06:19Same with the boys.
06:20First, they have baby chickens in their lap.
06:22Next thing you know, they are homeless.
06:26You know, just because they don't offer CLC here,
06:31doesn't mean you can't provide it for the boys.
06:33Well, I'm not a teacher.
06:35No, but you are very smart.
06:37I mean, have you ever met a wheel of fortune puzzle
06:39you couldn't figure out?
06:41I always guess them.
06:42Mm-hmm.
06:42I mean, you're way smarter than the teachers.
06:44They had a CLC.
06:45Some of them were not impressive.
06:47Mm-hmm.
06:48Oh, never mind.
06:49You can't teach the boys CLC.
06:51I mean, what would I do at the restaurant?
06:53You are so valuable here.
06:54I really am.
06:55Yeah.
06:57But we do have a crisis on our hands.
07:00Our boys did get straight A's.
07:09Oh, hey, man.
07:10Look what my mom got me for my straight C's.
07:12You wanna play?
07:13Does the yellow man like dumplings?
07:16We do, we do. Sorry.
07:17I put you in an awkward spot.
07:19Let me go get my breakaway pants so I can rip them off.
07:25We're doing CLC.
07:27But there aren't any in Orlando.
07:29Well, there is now.
07:30Homeschool CLC.
07:32I will be your teacher.
07:34I will be your teacher.
07:44Time.
07:53Eddie, focus.
07:56Okay.
07:57I need to start making dinner.
07:58Evan.
07:59You make sure that everyone does their CLC.
08:02Okay, teacher mommy.
08:05You're loving this.
08:06Teacher's pet and mama's boy.
08:08I'm writing you up.
08:10Student.
08:11Eddie Huang.
08:12Infection.
08:13Not nice.
08:17Student.
08:18Eddie Huang.
08:20This sucks.
08:21Right, Emery?
08:22You play the cards you're dealt.
08:23Choose life, you know?
08:30Oh, man.
08:31A trampoline?
08:33And he's using it inappropriately?
08:39I never get to have that much fun.
08:45Oh.
08:46Uh, I'm sorry.
08:47It was...
08:47No, no.
08:48It's okay.
08:49You can have a crouton.
08:51Is this a trick?
08:52Is she here?
08:53Is she watching us?
08:54You tricking me?
08:55It's not a trick.
08:56It's a trick.
08:56There's cameras, right?
08:57Stop.
08:58Where is she?
08:58Look at me.
08:59Mitch.
09:00When you're at Cattleman's Ranch,
09:02I want you to feel like you're being hugged
09:04by a matronly woman with chubby arms.
09:07That's how I want to feel.
09:09See, I believe that happy employees are good employees,
09:13and good employees are good for business.
09:15So how about this?
09:17You and I, we're gonna have a crouton.
09:19Together.
09:20Okay?
09:21Really?
09:21I'm gonna take one, and you're gonna take one.
09:23Cheers.
09:24Okay.
09:25Cheers.
09:26Cheers.
09:26All right.
09:29Very good.
09:30Very good.
09:32I know that you aren't a matronly woman, but...
09:37Bring it.
09:38All right.
09:38Bring it.
09:39Bring it.
09:42All right.
09:44Okay, we're good.
09:45Okay.
09:46Give me one more second.
09:47Okay.
09:47So nice.
09:48You're a good man, you know?
09:50Okay.
09:50You're a really good man.
09:53Okay.
09:53That was fun.
09:54We should do that all the time.
09:55No.
09:59Rough day at the ranch.
10:02Is Nancy messing up the iced teas again?
10:04I told her it is four cups of water to one tea bag.
10:08It is so hard to not have you there.
10:11But this is best for the boys.
10:13Our sacrifice will be worth it.
10:16Hm.
10:18Mom, Eddie's refusing to use a bathroom pass.
10:20I'm not trying to use a pass to whiz my own house.
10:24Dinner's almost ready.
10:25You finished your CLC?
10:26You know I didn't.
10:28Dinner after CLC.
10:31Dad, Mom is crazy.
10:34Can't you talk some sense into her?
10:37Uh, well, you know, it's tough for all of us.
10:40I'm dying without her at the restaurant.
10:41Nobody's having a good time.
10:42Love you.
10:44Love you?
10:45My dad never said that.
10:46My family loved each other.
10:47We just didn't say it.
10:48We showed our love through criticism and micromanagement.
10:51So if you said, love you, you were probably hiding something.
10:56Okay.
10:58Oh, I'm okay.
10:59I don't need any extra napkins.
11:01I beg to differ.
11:03Boop!
11:10Hey, we have a jukebox?
11:12What?
11:12I guess so.
11:13Hey, Mitch, go ahead and plug her in.
11:16Really?
11:17Happy employees equal happy customers.
11:23It's like we've been whisked away to Trinidad.
11:34Oh, hell no!
11:44I'm too excited to pimp walker.
11:46Huh?
11:47I'm not even waiting for lunch for silence, huh?
11:50Dad doesn't want you at the restaurant.
11:51What?
11:52That's not true.
11:53Your father is struggling without me, but he is making a sacrifice for your education.
11:59Ask him yourself.
12:00Of course I want you here.
12:02It is awful without you.
12:04I am very good.
12:05Eddie's just making up excuses, probably to get out of CLC.
12:09I will double his workload.
12:11Oh, no.
12:11Gotta run.
12:12I see Mitch eyeing the croutons.
12:13Love you.
12:16Oh, hell no!
12:20Everybody having a good time?
12:22Yeah!
12:22Yeah!
12:24If this jukebox uses 50 kilowatts of power at 11 cents per kilowatt, and a three-minute
12:30song costs 25 cents, how much money do we lose per song?
12:34Two and a half cents!
12:36Aw, man!
12:37And this is why I never plug in the jukebox.
12:41Boys, welcome to your new CLC classroom.
12:44If you like many garlic croutons, a great snack on the...
12:49Go.
12:52Hi.
12:52Uh, may I get you some waters, or perhaps a booming onion?
13:02Jessica, what brings you to Cattleman's Ranch?
13:06I realize, why not have the boys do CLC here?
13:09That way I can also help you at the restaurant.
13:12Unless you don't want me here.
13:14Oh, no.
13:15Of course I want you here.
13:17Good!
13:17Boys, CLC, this booth.
13:20If Mitch steals two croutons per hour, and a three-pound box costs $5, how many days
13:28till we are on the street?
13:29How many croutons per box?
13:31What are I paying in rent?
13:33How can I sell for X, may I don't know Z?
13:35Nerd.
13:37Student.
13:38Eddie Huang.
13:39Infraction?
13:40Slander.
13:41He's tough, but he's fair.
13:43Nancy!
13:44What did I tell you about extra napkins?
13:47Also, why are we out of tea bags?
13:49I don't want you here.
13:50I knew it.
13:51As soon as you expressed emotions with words...
13:54Why do you micromanage everything?
13:56Why am I the only one who cares that we are losing money?
13:59I'm just looking out for our family.
14:01So am I, but I'm doing it in a nicer way.
14:03You should treat people the way you want to be treated.
14:06You think people are inherently good, but they are not.
14:09I'm sorry.
14:10Could I just get my check, please?
14:11No, I'm sorry.
14:12My son got straight A's, and I told my wife I love her.
14:15Please bear with us.
14:16We're going through a rough patch.
14:17Look at that table.
14:18Look at that table.
14:19They are about to dine and dash.
14:20They've ordered the most expensive items on the menu.
14:23They've been there a long time and they haven't paid.
14:25And that one guy is pumping up his sneaker.
14:29I'll take care of this.
14:31How?
14:31By killing them with kindness?
14:33Showering them with napkins?
14:35No!
14:35You make them pay, then you kick them out!
14:37I will handle this my way.
14:42Hello?
14:43We're not done eating yet.
14:44I know, I know.
14:45Look.
14:46I know what you guys are doing here.
14:49You're going to dine and dash because you think it's fun and nobody gets hurt.
14:53But this is a family business.
14:55It's not run by some big corporation.
14:57I thought this was a golden saddle.
14:59It's a totally different restaurant.
15:00The bears aren't even the same color.
15:03Look, if you guys run out on this check, it's going to come out of our pocket.
15:07Me, my wife, and my three boys.
15:10You guys are really going for a little girl, huh?
15:11Don't get me started.
15:12We were going to name her Emily.
15:14That's sweet.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Look, the point is, we're not rich.
15:19In fact, we're struggling just to break even.
15:22So if you guys order more than you can pay for, we can work something out.
15:29Yeah, okay.
15:29We're sorry.
15:30We're just being stupid.
15:32I don't...
15:32We can cover it.
15:33I got my dad's credit card.
15:35Thanks, guys.
15:36I appreciate it.
15:41I took care of it.
15:43I talked to them the way that I will want to be talked to, and they got it.
15:47People are good.
15:49Are you sure about that?
16:01I'll be in my office.
16:06Excuse me, Mrs. Wong.
16:08Um, we were just talking, and we had to cover their check.
16:12What?
16:13The table that ran out?
16:15We want to chip in and pay their bill.
16:17Yeah.
16:17Lewis would do it for us.
16:18I mean, he's a great boss.
16:22Mom?
16:23Eddie's having dashed on CLC.
16:25Don't worry.
16:25I wrote him another infraction.
16:34Oh, crap!
16:35I will get to you later!
16:42Run out on this bill.
16:43It comes out of our pocket.
16:45Oh!
16:46Hey.
16:49Oh!
16:51Oh!
16:53Oh!
16:54Oh!
16:54Oh!
16:56Oh!
17:00Emory, go get that onion.
17:02I'm going to cook dinner with it tonight.
17:03Time me!
17:07You hit us with your car.
17:09You hit my car with your bodies.
17:12My husband is a good man.
17:14He believes in the good of people.
17:15I don't.
17:16But all his employees respect and admire him, which makes you start to wonder.
17:21My body feels cold.
17:22Oh, it's shutting down.
17:23My point is, I don't want my husband to lose his faith in people.
17:28Okay.
17:29Okay.
17:29We'll pay our check.
17:30You are going to do a lot more than that.
17:34I don't know why, but it's warm.
17:37After we left, we thought about what you said, and we realized you were right.
17:40Yeah, what we did was wrong.
17:42Really?
17:43Yes.
17:45You were right to see the good in us.
17:50Do you have something to do with this?
17:52What? Me?
17:54No.
17:55Okay, well, I'm going to go make dinner now.
17:57Slice beef with peppers and onions.
17:59Maybe some rice also.
18:01Love you.
18:20I missed all the fun.
18:22Hmm.
18:24Well, you know, most moms don't care enough about their kids to tutor them for two hours a day.
18:30It was three hours.
18:31Three hours?
18:33Thank God.
18:37Look, I'm not going to lie, your mom is tough.
18:41And she's never going to let up on you or any of us, bud.
18:44It's because she cares.
18:47Yeah.
18:58You think you can beat your old man?
19:00Dad, you serve people all day.
19:02Ready to get served?
19:03What?
19:04Wait, I almost forgot.
19:06That felt good.
19:09Bring it.
19:10Bring it.
19:18I'm away from you or any of us, I'm away from you.
19:26I'm away from you.
19:27I'm away from you.
19:27I'm away from you.
19:30I'm away from you.
19:37Is that your dad?
19:39Yeah.
19:40Seems like a cool day.
19:43All day.
19:45Wanna play?
19:45Well, I was just gonna flip through sports games on TV and look for my dad in the crowd, but
19:50I guess I could wait.
19:51Yeah, come on.
19:52Come on, shoot.
19:53Get on, buddy.
19:54Good, good, good.
19:56That's how it was in my family.
19:57We didn't do sappy I love yous.
19:59We didn't have to.
20:00We just showed it.
20:02Looks like we'll be going for academic scholarships.
20:09And then, an alligator sticker plus a cloud sticker equals an alligator with sunglasses sticker.
20:15All right, so...
20:16Unless the cloud sticker is a rain cloud, in which case it reverts back to a bear in a hat.
20:22Oh, right.
20:24So...
20:24Unless the bear's hat is black, which indicates a very high level of effort.
20:28So...
20:29Which is then rewarded by a plus-minus participatory rainbow, of which there are three intensity hues.
20:35This girl is crazy.
20:40What'd your mom say?
20:41She gave you an alligator with sunglasses.
20:44And to you.
20:49I think that's a good idea.
20:52Hmm.
20:53You're welcome.
20:56You're welcome.
20:57You're welcome.
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