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مسلسل Friends مترجم - Episode 4
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00:00Oh, that's good.
00:01All right, Phoebe.
00:02Okay, okay.
00:03If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace, no more hunger, good things for
00:10the rainforest, and bigger boobs.
00:15Well, so you took mine.
00:19Chandler, what about you?
00:20If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
00:25See, there's always one guy.
00:27If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes.
00:32Hey, Joey.
00:33Hey, buddy.
00:34Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
00:36Probably kill myself.
00:40Excuse me?
00:41Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to let him know.
00:47Joey, uh, omnipotent.
00:51You are?
00:53I'm a boss, I'm sorry.
01:00You see, no one told you life was gonna be this way.
01:05Your job's a joke, you broke, your love lives the old way.
01:10It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
01:13When it hasn't been your day, week, your month, you've been all year.
01:20But I'll be there for you.
01:23When the rain starts to go.
01:25I'll be there for you.
01:28Like I've been there before.
01:30I'll be there for you.
01:34Because I'm there for you too.
01:47How does she do that?
01:49I cannot sleep in a public place.
01:52Would you look at her?
01:54She's so peaceful.
01:57No!
01:58What?
01:59What?
02:00Hi.
02:01It's okay, you know, you're just nodded off again.
02:04What's going on with you?
02:06I got no sleep last night.
02:07Why?
02:08My grandmother has this new boyfriend.
02:12And they're both kind of insecure and bad.
02:15So...
02:15And deaf.
02:18So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time.
02:22Have no idea how loud they are.
02:26Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.
02:29Thanks.
02:30Five, ninety-six, ninety-seven.
02:32See, I told you.
02:33Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
02:36You got way too much free time, man.
02:40Hey!
02:40Here's the birthday boy.
02:43Ross, check it out.
02:44Hockey tickets, Rangers, Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
02:48Happy birthday, pal.
02:49We love you, man.
02:52It's funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
02:55So?
02:56So I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring
03:00a date, huh?
03:02Well, aren't we, mister?
03:03The glass is half empty.
03:05Oh, my God.
03:07Oh.
03:08Is today the 20th?
03:09October 20th?
03:10I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
03:12What's wrong with the 20th?
03:14Eleven days before Halloween.
03:15All the good costumes are gone.
03:19Today's the day Carol and I first consummated our physical relationship.
03:28And sex.
03:33You know what?
03:33I better pass on the game.
03:35I think I'm just going to go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
03:40The hell with hockey.
03:42Let's all do that.
03:45Come on, Ross.
03:47You, me, Joey, Ice Guys, night out.
03:49Come on.
03:49What do you say, big guy?
03:50Huh?
03:51Huh?
03:51Huh?
03:52What are you doing?
03:53I have no idea.
03:55Come on, Ross.
03:56All right, all right.
03:57Maybe it will take my mind off it.
03:59You promise to buy me a big foam finger?
04:01You got it.
04:02All right.
04:03Look, look, look, look.
04:04My first paycheck.
04:06Look at the window.
04:07There's my name.
04:08Hi, me.
04:11I remember the day I got my first paycheck.
04:14There was a cave-in in one of the mines and eight people were killed.
04:19Wow, you worked in a mine?
04:21I worked at a Dairy Queen.
04:22Mine.
04:26Oh, God, isn't this exciting?
04:28I earned this.
04:30I wiped tables for it.
04:31I steamed milk for it.
04:33And it was totally not worth it.
04:37Who's FICA?
04:39Why's he getting all my money?
04:42I mean, what?
04:43Chandler, look at that.
04:46Oh, this is not that bad.
04:48Oh, you're fine.
04:50Yeah, for a first job, you can totally, totally live on this.
04:54Oh, yeah.
04:55Yeah.
04:57Hey, by the way, great service to me.
04:59Oh, yeah.
05:00Oh, yeah.
05:00Excellent.
05:01Oh, yeah.
05:03Oh, yeah.
05:03Oh, yeah.
05:03Oh, yeah.
05:04Hockey.
05:05Hockey.
05:12Hockey.
05:18Hockey, Hockey, Hockey.
05:22Rachel?
05:24Oh, my God!
05:31I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
05:36What are you guys doing here?
05:38Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, and it's true.
05:46Look at you in the apron.
05:48You look like you're in a play.
05:52God, look at you.
05:53You are so big.
05:55I can't believe it.
05:56I know.
05:57I know.
05:57I'm a duplex.
06:00So, what's going on with you?
06:01Well, guess what?
06:02My dad's making partner in his firm.
06:05No.
06:06Ah!
06:08Well, we're on the subject of news.
06:11Ah!
06:14Look, look, I have elbows!
06:16Ah!
06:23Across the blue line, passes it up to Leach.
06:25Leach spots Messier in the creases to pass.
06:29We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes.
06:34Carolyn's wearing boots, just like those, the night that we first, you know.
06:40In fact, she, uh, she never took them off.
06:44It's because we, sorry, sorry.
06:48Look, I can't believe you're going to fail that.
06:50Oh, uh, uh.
06:53What?
06:54Peach pit.
06:55Yes, bunny?
06:58Peach pit.
06:59That night we, uh, we had...
07:01Peaches?
07:02Actually, nectarines, but, uh, basically...
07:06Could have been a peach.
07:07Then we, uh, then we got dressed and I, I, I walked her to the bus stop.
07:16I'm fine.
07:18Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's.
07:25What?
07:26Thought we were trying to find stuff.
07:29Oh, come on, you guys, tell me all the dirt.
07:32Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar.
07:38All right, let's talk reality for a second.
07:41Okay.
07:42When are you coming home?
07:43What?
07:44Guys, I'm not.
07:46Come on, this is us.
07:49I'm not.
07:50This is what I'm doing now.
07:52I've got this job.
07:54Waitressing?
07:56Okay, you can not just waitressing.
07:59I mean, I'm...
08:02I, um...
08:04I write the specials on the specials board and, uh...
08:07And I, uh, I take the, uh, dead flowers out of the vase.
08:12Um, oh, and sometimes Arturo lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
08:17Well, your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
08:31Hey, Rach.
08:32How was it with your friends?
08:34Ah!
08:37Okay.
08:38How would you like some tiki death punch?
08:41What's that?
08:41Uh, well, it's rum and...
08:44Okay.
08:47We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight, we'd have kind of like a slumber party thing.
08:51We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister.
08:55Oh, oh, and I brought operation.
08:58But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate.
09:02But we can prep the guy.
09:06Uh, Rach, it's the Vista card people.
09:09Oh, God, ask them what they want.
09:11Could you please tell me what this is in reference to?
09:16Yes, hold on.
09:17Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
09:20But I haven't used my card in weeks.
09:22That is the unusual activity.
09:26Look, they just want to see if you're okay.
09:28They want to know if I'm okay.
09:31Okay, they want to know if I'm okay.
09:32Okay, let's see.
09:33Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money.
09:37Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted.
09:40And I'm getting coffee.
09:42And it's not even for me.
09:45So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
09:51Uh, Rachel has left the building.
09:55Can you call back?
09:57All right, come on.
10:00Let's play Twister.
10:11I'm sorry.
10:11I'm sorry.
10:12I'm sorry.
10:13I'm sorry.
10:14Uh-oh.
10:15What?
10:16There was ice there that night with Carol?
10:19Plastic seats, 4,000 angry Pittsburgh fans?
10:23No.
10:24Actually, I was just saying, it looks like we're not sitting together.
10:27But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night.
10:31It was the first frost.
10:34Say, sit, sit down, sit.
10:37You should feel great about yourself.
10:39You're doing this amazing independent thing.
10:41Monica, what is so amazing?
10:43I gave up, like, everything.
10:47And for what?
10:48You are just like Jack.
10:50Jack from downstairs?
10:52No, Jack and the Beanstalk.
10:55Ah, the other Jack.
10:57Yeah, right.
10:58See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans.
11:02And then he woke up, and there was this big plant outside of his window full of possibilities and stuff.
11:10And he lived in a village, and you live in the village.
11:14Okay, but, Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow.
11:18I gave up an orthodontist.
11:20Okay, I know, I know I didn't love him, but...
11:23Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.
11:26But, see, it was a plan.
11:28You know, it was clear.
11:29Everything was figured out, and now everything's just kind of like...
11:33Floopy?
11:33Yeah.
11:36Look, you're not the only one.
11:37I mean, half the time, we don't know where we're going.
11:39I mean, you just gotta figure at some point, it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be...
11:43un-floopy.
11:45I feel like that's a word.
11:50Okay, but, Monica, what if it doesn't come together?
11:55Pheebs?
11:58Well, because you just...
11:59I don't like this question.
12:02Okay, see?
12:03See, you guys?
12:04What if we don't get magic beans?
12:06I mean, what if all we've got are...
12:09beans?
12:15Get him!
12:15Get him!
12:17Get him!
12:18Get...
12:18Yes!
12:19You're not laughing now, are you, pal?
12:21You got money, that's why you need a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.
12:25Well, pass it!
12:26Pass it!
12:28He's open!
12:29He's open!
12:29Shoot him!
12:30Shoot him!
12:30Shoot him!
12:31Shoot him!
12:33Oh!
12:34Whoa!
12:35Whoa!
12:35Oh!
12:37Hey, look, we're on that TV thing.
12:40Whoa, whoa, whoa!
12:41I got it!
12:41Hey, hey!
12:42We got it!
12:42Hey!
12:43Whoa!
12:45Whoa!
12:48Whoa!
12:55Excuse me.
12:57Whoa!
12:58Whoa!
12:58Whoa!
12:59Whoa!
12:59Whoa!
13:01bar well i'm not completely satisfied listen it's kind of an emergency well i guess you'd know that
13:11or we'd be in the predicament room hold on fill these out sit over there look look look look i
13:21don't want to make any trouble okay but i'm in a lot of pain here all right my face is
13:25dented
13:26well you'll have to wait your turn well how long do you think it'll be any minute now
13:35hey this
13:49i'm so sorry you guys i didn't mean to bring you down
13:54no you were right i don't have a plan
14:01pizza guy oh my god
14:05baby what do you have a plan i don't even have a pla
14:14i want a mushroom green pepper and onion
14:16no no no that's not what we ordered we ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese
14:27wait you're not g stephanopoulos oh man my dad's gonna kill me wait did you say g stephanopoulos
14:36yeah yeah this one goes across the street i must have given him yours oh bonehead bonehead
14:42wait was this a a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks
14:48yeah it sounds about right was he was he wearing a stunning blue suit and and a power tie
14:55no pretty much just a towel oh god oh so you guys want me to take this back
15:01what are you nuts we've got george stephanopoulos's pizza
15:09uh babes who is george snuffleupagus
15:16that's big bird's friend
15:17i see pizza oh i want to see let me see let me see hello who are we spying on
15:26you know the white
15:27house advisor clinton's campaign guy the one with the great hair sexy smile really cute butt oh him
15:34the little guy oh i love him oh wait wait i see a woman tell me it's his mother
15:43definitely not his mother oh no oh wait she's walking across the floor she's walking she's
15:49balking she's going for the pizza hey that's not for you
16:03she's going for the pizza
16:09excuse me look we've been here for over an hour and a lot of people less sick than my friend
16:14have gone
16:14in i mean that guy with the toe thing who's he sleeping
16:20oh come on dora don't be mad i know we both said some things we
16:28didn't mean but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other
16:32you know i i feel like i've lost her
16:39light still out yeah well maybe they're napping oh please they're having sex shut up
16:53so what do you think george is like i think he's shy yeah yeah i think you have to draw
17:01him out
17:02and then when you do he's a preppy animal
17:11i remember the moonlight coming in through the open window and her face and the most incredible glow
17:18yes the moon the glow the magical feeling you did this part could i get some painkillers over here
17:24please he's right enough already what is the big deal about today so you slept with her for the first
17:32time so what you slept with her for seven years after that look it's just a little more complicated
17:39but what what what is it that she left you that she likes women that she left you for another
17:44woman
17:44that likes women a little louder okay i think there's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who
17:48didn't quite hear you
17:53then what my first time with carol was
18:19so in your whole life you've only been with one oh oh boy hockey was a big
18:27mistake there's a whole bunch of stuff we could have done tonight
18:33okay okay i got one do you remember that vegetarian pate that i made that you love so much uh
18:42-huh
18:44well unless goose is a vegetable
18:51okay fine fine now i don't feel so bad about sleeping with jason hurley
18:55what you slept with jason you've already broken up how long just a couple hours oh that's nice
19:04okay okay okay okay i got one
19:09anyway the valentine tom a roller's been left in your locker was really from me
19:13excuse me hello like he was really gonna send you one
19:22she was a big girl
19:26really really well at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade
19:33i was laughing you made me laugh oh my god there he is there he is there he is where
19:38right where
19:39we've been looking all night he's so cute oh george baby drop the towel yeah come on drop the towel
19:46you can do it drop the towel drop the towel drop the towel drop it
19:53oh
19:55man can you believe he's only had sex with one woman
19:58i think it's great you know it's sweet it's romantic
20:07really really no you kidding the guy's a freak i just
20:12hey man buddy
20:19oh that's attractive
20:23oh i thought you were great in silence of the lambs
20:29oh come on admit it all things considered you had fun tonight fun where was the fun tell me
20:34specifically which part was the fun part where's my puck oh uh the kid has it the kid
20:42excuse me uh that's that's my puck i found it finders keepers losers weepers
20:51you gotta do it man oh yeah well i'm rubber your glue whatever you
21:00listen uh give me back my puck no yes how about no no come here no give me give me
21:06my
21:06hey hey no my posing in my er give me my puck
21:15now that was fun
21:24okay monica right foot red i could have played monopoly but no
21:37thanks
21:45okay phoebes right hand blue
21:51good
22:00hello oh uh rachel it's the visa card people oh okay will you take my place all right yes this
22:06is rachel
22:11hello oh yeah no i know i i i haven't been using it much oh well thanks but i i'm
22:18okay really
22:19for the gray for the gray for the gray i've got magic beans
22:27no no never never mind
22:33i'm fine
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