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مسلسل Friends مترجم - Episode 2
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00:00What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
00:06Yeah, right.
00:09Are you serious?
00:12Oh, yeah.
00:13Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
00:16Absolutely.
00:17Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know?
00:20I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
00:28Yeah, and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's just that that's not why we bought the ticket.
00:38You see, the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was,
00:43you girls are always looking for the comedian again.
00:46You know, I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic, basically just trying to stay awake.
00:53Yeah, well, word of advice, bring back the comedian.
00:57Otherwise, next time you're going to find yourself sitting at home listening to that album alone.
01:06Are we still talking about sex?
01:14No one told you life was gonna be this way
01:19Your job's a joke, you're broke
01:22Your love life's the old way
01:24It's like you're always stuck in second gear
01:28When it hasn't been your day
01:31We've been on you
01:35I'll be there for you
01:38When the rain starts to go
01:40I'll be there for you
01:43Like I've been there before
01:45I'll be there for you
01:48I'll be there for you
02:04It is good
02:05It's just that
02:06Doesn't she seem a little angry?
02:09Well, she has issues
02:12Does she?
02:14He's out banging other women over the head with a club
02:16While she sits at home trying to get the masted-on smell out of the carpet
02:21Marsha, see, these are cave people
02:25Okay, they have issues like
02:27Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close
02:31Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?
02:34No, no
02:35Yes, it is
02:36Carol, hi
02:36Okay, yes, yes it is
02:39How about I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age?
02:55Hi
03:05So
03:07You look great
03:08I, uh
03:09I hate that
03:12Sorry
03:13Thanks
03:14You look good, too
03:15Ah, well, you know
03:16In here, anyone who
03:20Stands a wreck
03:24So what's new?
03:25Still, uh
03:26A lesbian?
03:27Well
03:29You never know
03:31How's, um
03:32How's the family?
03:33Marty's still totally paranoid
03:35Oh, and not so much
03:37Carol, why are you here, Carol?
03:40I'm pregnant
03:41Pregnant
03:50Oh, looks like she didn't leave in such a hurry after all
03:54Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding
04:02Then I've already seen this one
04:06Are you through with that?
04:08Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down
04:12Whose little ball of paper is this?
04:14Oh, that would be mine
04:15See, uh, I wrote a note to myself
04:16And then I realized I didn't need the note
04:18So I balled it up
04:19And now I wish I was dead
04:22She already fluffed that pillow
04:24Monica, you know, you already fluffed, but it's fine
04:28Look, I'm sorry, guys
04:29I just don't want to give them any more ammunition than they already have
04:31Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow
04:37Monica, hi
04:38Um, Monica, um, you're scaring me
04:44I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly, you know
04:47I mean, not in a good way
04:51Yeah, calm down
04:52You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come
04:57That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong
05:01You see, he's the prince
05:03Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born
05:08Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew
05:10What?
05:11Ugly naked guy got a thigh master
05:18Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
05:20Yeah, it's beautiful
05:26Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God
05:30No, don't touch that
05:31Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough
05:36Having to give it back to him
05:38Hi, Barry, remember me? I'm the girl in the veil that stomped on your heart in front of your entire
05:42family
05:44Oh, God, and now I'm gonna have to return the ring without the ring, which makes it so much harder
05:51Easy, Rach, we'll find it
05:53Won't wait
05:53Oh, yeah, yeah
05:54Okay, look
05:58All right, when'd you have it on last?
06:00Boy, probably right before she lost it
06:04You don't get a lot of doi these days
06:09No, I had it this morning
06:11And I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with
06:15Dinah
06:19Oh, don't be mad
06:22You didn't
06:23Oh, I'm sorry
06:24I gave you one job
06:28Oh, but look how straight those noodles are
06:32Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna
06:38I just can't do it
06:41Boys
06:43We're going in
06:53Fine
06:56That is not a happy high
06:58Carol's pregnant
06:59Oh, I found it
07:04What?
07:05What?
07:06What?
07:07What?
07:07Yeah
07:09Do that for another two hours?
07:11You might be where I am right about another
07:15Kind of puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?
07:21Well, now, how do you fit into this whole thing?
07:23Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved
07:26But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved
07:31Basically, it's totally up to me
07:33She is so great
07:35I miss her
07:41What does she mean by involved?
07:42I mean, presumably, the biggest part of your job is done
07:47Anyway, they want me to go down to this sonogram thing with them tomorrow
07:52Wow
07:53So what are you going to do?
07:54I have no idea
07:56No matter what I do, though, I'm still going to be a father
08:04Well, this is still ruined, right?
08:17Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is going to call you
08:23Oh, what's that curry taste?
08:26Curry
08:32I think they're great
08:34I really do
08:35You remember the Ludwins
08:37The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?
08:38They all had a thing for him
08:41Oh, Mom
08:42I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?
08:45Oh, she just graduated
08:46And she wants to be something in cooking or food or...
08:50I don't know
08:51Anyway, I told her you have a restaurant
08:53No, Mom, I don't have a restaurant
08:55I work in a restaurant
08:56Well, they don't have to know that
09:02Ross, could you come and help me with spaghetti, please?
09:06Oh, we're having spaghetti
09:08That's easy
09:12I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish on my part
09:15But were you planning on bringing up the whole baby lesbian thing?
09:18Because I think it might take some of the heat off me
09:24What that Rachel did to her life
09:27We ran into her parents at the club
09:28They were not playing very well
09:30I'm not going to tell you what they spent on that wedding
09:33But $40,000 is a lot of money
09:39Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar
09:45What's that supposed to mean?
09:47Nothing
09:49It's an expression
09:51No, it's not
09:52Don't listen to your mother
09:53You're independent and you always have been
09:55Even when you were a kid
09:57And you were chubby
09:58And you had no friends
09:59You were just fine
10:03And you would read alone in your room
10:05And your puzzles
10:09Look, there are people like Ross
10:12Who need to shoot for the stars
10:13With his museum and his papers getting published
10:16Other people are satisfied with staying where they are
10:19I'm telling you
10:20These are the people who never get cancer
10:25And I read about these women
10:27Trying to have it all
10:29And I thank God
10:30Our little harmonica
10:31Doesn't seem to have that
10:33So, Ross
10:37What's going on with you?
10:39Any stories?
10:41No news?
10:42No little anecdotes
10:43To share with the folks?
10:44Okay, okay
10:47Look, I realize
10:50You guys have been wondering
10:52What exactly happened between Carol and me
10:55And so, well, here's the deal
10:59Carol's a lesbian
11:03She's living with a woman named Susan
11:07She's pregnant with my child
11:11And she and Susan are going to
11:13To raise the baby
11:18And you knew about this?
11:34Folks are really that bad, huh?
11:37Well, you know
11:38These people are pros
11:42They know what they're doing
11:43They take their time
11:45They get the job done
11:49Boy, I know they say
11:51That you can't change your parents
11:53Boy, if you could
11:54I'd want yours
11:58Must be
12:00You know, it's even worse when you're twins
12:02You're a twin?
12:03Oh, yeah
12:04We don't speak
12:05She's like this
12:06High-powered, driven career type
12:08What does she do?
12:09She's a waitress
12:12All right, you guys
12:13I kind of got to clean up now
12:15Taylor, you're an only child, right?
12:17You don't have any of this
12:18Well, no
12:19Although I did have an imaginary friend
12:21Who my parents actually preferred
12:26Get the lights, please
12:35How long was I in there?
12:38I'm just cleaning up
12:39Oh, you need any help?
12:43Um, okay, sure
12:45Thanks
12:52Anyway
12:54So you, uh, you're nervous about Barry tomorrow?
12:57Uh, a little
13:00A lot
13:03So, got any advice?
13:06You know, it's someone who's recently been dumped
13:10Well, you may want to steer clear of the word dumped
13:13Uh, chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, you know
13:20So you, uh, should try not to look too terrific
13:23I know it'll be hard
13:27Uh, or, you know, I can, uh, hey, I'll go down there
13:30And, uh, I'll give Barry back his ring
13:32And you can go with, uh, Carol and Susan to the, uh, OBGYN
13:38Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow
13:40Yeah
13:41Oh, when did it get so complicated?
13:44Got me
13:46Remember when we were in high school together?
13:48Yeah
13:49I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet someone
13:52Fall in love
13:53And that'd be it?
13:59Ross?
14:00Yes, yes
14:04Oh, man
14:05I never thought I'd be here
14:07Hmm
14:14Me neither
14:33Hi
14:34Oh, sorry I'm late
14:35I got stuck at work
14:36There's this big dinosaur thing
14:38Anyway
14:40Hi
14:42Ross, you remember Susan
14:44How could I forget?
14:46Ross
14:46Hello, Susan
14:48Good shake
14:48Good shake
14:51So, uh, we're just waiting for
14:54Dr. Oberman
14:55Dr. Oberman
14:56Okay, and is he
14:57She
14:57She
14:58Of course
14:58She
15:00She
15:01Uh
15:02Familiar with our special situation?
15:05Yes
15:05And she's very supportive
15:07Great
15:07Okay
15:08That's great
15:10No, I'm
15:11Oh
15:13Thanks
15:34That opens my cervix
15:43Barry
15:44Come on in
15:46Are you sure?
15:47Oh, it's fine
15:48It's fine
15:48Robbie's gonna be here for hours
15:50Huh?
15:54So
15:55How you doing?
15:57I'm
15:59I'm
16:00I'm okay
16:00Hey
16:02You look great
16:03Yeah
16:04Well
16:05Dr. Farber
16:06Jason Greenspan
16:08Is gagging
16:08Be right there
16:09Be back in a second
16:16I dubbed him
16:19Okay
16:35So, um
16:36So, how's this, uh
16:38How's this gonna work
16:40You know, with us
16:41You know, when, like
16:43Important decisions have to be made
16:45Give me a for instance
16:46Well, I don't know
16:47Um, okay, okay
16:48How about with the, uh
16:50The baby's name
16:50Marlon
16:51Marlon
16:51If it's a boy
16:52Minnie, if it's a girl
16:57As in mouse?
17:00As in my grandmother
17:02Still, you
17:03You say Minnie
17:04You hear mouse
17:07Um, how about, um
17:09How about Julia?
17:12Julia
17:13We agreed on Minnie
17:14It's funny, um
17:15We agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together
17:18Things change
17:18Roll with the punches
17:21I believe Julia's on the table
17:26Sorry about that
17:30So
17:32What have you been up to?
17:33Oh
17:34Not much
17:36I, I, I got a job
17:37Oh, that's great
17:40Why, why are you so tan?
17:42Oh, I, uh
17:44I went to Aruba
17:46Oh, no
17:47You went on our honeymoon alone?
17:50No
17:54I went with, uh
17:57Now this may hurt
17:58Me?
17:59No
18:03I went with Mindy
18:05Mindy?
18:08My maid of honor
18:09Mindy?
18:09Yeah, we're, uh
18:11Kind of a thing now
18:12Oh
18:14Well, um
18:17You got plugs
18:18Oh, careful, careful
18:19I haven't quite taken yet
18:22And you got lenses
18:25But you hate sticking your finger in your eye
18:28Not for her
18:33Listen, I, I really wanted to thank you
18:36Okay
18:38See, about a month ago
18:39I wanted to hurt you
18:41More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life
18:44And I'm an orthodontist
18:47You know, you were right
18:49You know, I thought we were happy
18:51We weren't happy
18:54But with Mindy
18:56Now I'm happy
19:00Spit
19:00What?
19:01Me
19:05Anyway, um
19:08I guess, uh
19:09I guess this belongs to you
19:12And thank you for giving it to me
19:15Well
19:16Thank you for giving it back
19:21Hello
19:26Oh, please
19:27What's wrong with Helen?
19:29Helen Geller?
19:31I don't think so
19:32Hello
19:33It's not gonna be Helen Geller
19:35Thank you
19:36No, I mean it's not Geller
19:39What?
19:40It's gonna be Helen Willick?
19:41No
19:42Actually, um
19:43We talked about Helen Willick Bunch
19:47Well, wait a minute
19:48Why is she in the title?
19:50Because it's my baby, too
19:53Really?
19:53Um, I don't remember you making any sperm
19:58We all know what a challenge that is
20:02All right, you two, stop it
20:03No, no, no
20:03She gets a credit
20:04Hey, I'm in there, too
20:06Cause
20:06You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller
20:10Cause I think that borders on child abuse
20:12Of course not
20:13I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch
20:16Oh, no
20:16No, no, no, no, no
20:17You see what he's doing
20:18He knows Noah's gonna say all those names
20:20He knows they'll wind up calling her Geller
20:22Then he gets his way
20:23My way?
20:24You think this is my way?
20:25Believe me
20:26Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being
20:29This is not my way
20:31You know what?
20:31I'm
20:32This is too hard
20:32I'm not
20:33I can't do
20:33Knock, knock
20:34How are we today?
20:35Any nausea?
20:36A little
20:39Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be
20:42But, uh, thanks for sharing
20:44Uh, my back
20:46You know what?
20:47I'm gonna go
20:48Um, I don't think I can be involved in this particular family
20:51Oh, my God
21:05Look at that
21:06I know
21:18Well, isn't that amazing?
21:24What are we supposed to be seeing here?
21:28I don't know, but
21:29I think it's about to attack the Enterprise
21:36You know, if you tilt your head to the left and relax your eyes
21:39It kind of looks like an old potato
21:42Then don't do that, all right?
21:47Monica
21:48What do you think?
21:50Mm-hmm
21:52Are you welling up?
21:54No
21:55You are
21:55You are
21:56You're welling up
21:57I'm not
21:58You're gonna be an ant
21:59Oh, shut up
22:02Hi, Mindy
22:04Hi, it's Rachel
22:06Yeah, I'm fine
22:08I saw Barry today
22:10Oh, yeah
22:11Yeah, he told me
22:12No
22:13No
22:14Well, it's okay
22:14Really
22:15It's okay
22:15I hope you two
22:16Are very happy
22:18I really do
22:19Oh, and Min
22:20You know, if everything works out
22:22And you guys end up getting married
22:24And having kids
22:25And everything
22:27I just hope they have his old hairline
22:29And your old nose
22:35Okay, I know it was a cheap shot
22:37But I feel so much better now
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