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مسلسل Chilling Adventures of Sabrina مترجم - Episode 1
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00:01:48In the town of Greendale, where it always feels like Halloween,
00:01:53there lived a girl who is half witch, half mortal,
00:01:55who, on her 16th birthday, would have to choose between two worlds,
00:02:01the witch world of her family and the human world of her friends.
00:02:05My name is Sabrina Spellman, and that girl is me.
00:02:17I was confused by the zombies.
00:02:19I mean, why were they so frickin' slow?
00:02:21Fast-moving zombies is a relatively new concept in horror.
00:02:24Earlier incarnations assumed that reanimated corpses were afflicted by rigor mortis,
00:02:29and as such, moved slowly.
00:02:32Oh, shit, these things.
00:02:34I just thought they were kinda weird.
00:02:36I thought it was weird, too.
00:02:38It's fine.
00:02:39Oh!
00:02:40Excuse me!
00:02:41Sabrina!
00:02:41Miss Wardwell, hi!
00:02:44I didn't know you were a fan of horror movies.
00:02:47Sabrina's nuts for them.
00:02:48The gorier, the better.
00:02:49Well, um, it doesn't enjoy a good scare every now and again.
00:02:53Especially this time of year.
00:02:56Miss Wardwell, we have a tradition of going to the movies
00:02:59and then to Dr. Cerberus's to dissect whatever we just saw.
00:03:04Do you wanna join us?
00:03:05I have papers to grade.
00:03:07But thank you.
00:03:09For the offer.
00:03:10Really.
00:03:13See you in class, guys.
00:03:20Sabrina, why would you do that?
00:03:22Invite Miss Wardwell?
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24I feel bad for her.
00:03:26Living in that house.
00:03:27I don't wanna.
00:03:29What alone.
00:03:31Yeah.
00:03:35I can't.
00:03:38I can't.
00:03:41I can't, I can't.
00:03:46I can't.
00:03:52I can't.
00:03:53Oh, my God.
00:03:59Oh, my God.
00:04:11Hello?
00:04:20Help me.
00:04:22Please.
00:04:26Oh, my God.
00:04:34You poor creature.
00:04:36My cottage is just down the road.
00:04:40Get you all cleaned up and call Dr. Saperstein in the morning.
00:04:51The whole thing functions as a metaphor.
00:04:54It's a monster movie.
00:04:55So that devil's advocate can't be both.
00:04:58Exactly.
00:04:59Exactly.
00:04:59It is both on one level.
00:05:01Yes, it's about zombies, but it's also about the Cold War.
00:05:04Civil rights.
00:05:04The collapse of the nuclear family.
00:05:07Did we just watch different movies?
00:05:08You didn't get that from when the daughter turned into a zombie and then ate her mother?
00:05:13I think Harvey may have had his eyes closed during that part.
00:05:17No.
00:05:18No, I didn't.
00:05:19Oh, that's terrible.
00:05:20You're so used to.
00:05:21You're so used to.
00:05:22Save yourself, Sabrina.
00:05:23No.
00:05:25No.
00:05:25I'm scared.
00:05:26You seem very scared.
00:05:27There is one.
00:05:29No.
00:05:31No, I'm not scared.
00:05:32I'm not scared.
00:05:33They're coming to get you, Barbara, huh?
00:05:36Harvey Kinkle.
00:05:36No, the only person you're going to scare is yourself.
00:05:42I got you.
00:05:53I got you something.
00:06:00Harvey.
00:06:15I love you, Sabrina.
00:06:17I was going to wait until your birthday to say that.
00:06:21But since we maybe can't celebrate together this year, I thought-
00:06:24I'm glad you didn't.
00:06:27I love it.
00:06:29And you.
00:06:30I know.
00:06:40Good night, Harvey.
00:06:42Good night, Sabrina.
00:06:45Good night, Sabrina.
00:07:25I brought you some tea.
00:07:30I found some yummy almond cookies in the cupboard
00:07:34Won't you tell me your name
00:07:36Or what happened
00:07:39Did someone attack you?
00:07:43No
00:07:50The wood's dead
00:07:58You're not from around here, are you?
00:08:01Everyone knows about the witch hunt in Salem
00:08:03But there was one right here in Greendale
00:08:081692
00:08:09Thirteen witches were hung in the forest
00:08:14And their angry spirits have haunted the woods ever since
00:08:17How do you know so much about witches?
00:08:22Well, I am Greendale's unofficial town historian, I suppose
00:08:29Plus I teach at the local high school, Baxter High
00:08:34Is one of your students named Sabrina?
00:08:40Why, yes
00:08:43Sabrina Spellman
00:08:46Do you know Sabrina?
00:08:48No
00:08:50But I knew her bastard of a father who broke sacred witch law
00:08:53And he married a mortal sow
00:08:55Now
00:09:22Um, to my father's mum
00:09:25No
00:09:25No
00:09:25No
00:09:25No
00:09:25No
00:09:38The great work begins, Dark Lord. I shall deliver Sabrina unto you.
00:10:13The great work begins, Dark Lord. I shall deliver Sabrina unto you.
00:10:25The great work begins, Dark Lord.
00:10:53Absent omen.
00:11:09Morning, Aunties. Ambrose. Morning, darling. How did you sleep?
00:11:14Tempestuously, by the sounds of it.
00:11:16Now that you mention it, Aunt Z, I did wake up once or twice. It's an exciting time. More ways
00:11:23than one.
00:11:23Hmm, I remember the week before my dark baptism. It felt as if my real life were finally beginning. I
00:11:30barely slept.
00:11:32Robert's feet under your pillow tonight. You sleep like the dead.
00:11:35Speaking of the dead, a bat flew into my room last night, smashed the run of my windows.
00:11:41Oh, you want me to bring it back?
00:11:42No, Ambrose. We'll have none of your necromancy.
00:11:45Is it okay if I bury it in the garden?
00:11:46Yes, as you wish.
00:11:47You can bury it in the pet cemetery by the sundial.
00:11:49There's room there.
00:11:51Oh, wait, what's this?
00:11:53Before it can be baptized, the temple of your body needs to be purified.
00:11:57Cleansed of its toxins.
00:11:58This is actually milk and eggs and rosemary and agrimony and then it's a cup full of vanilla and a
00:12:03pinch of John the Conqueror root and tannis and other herbs from my garden. Drink up, darling.
00:12:11Don't do it, cousin.
00:12:12Ambrose.
00:12:14Sabrina, you need to pick a familiar before your dark baptism. The council sent the registry.
00:12:19I've indicated a few suitable options.
00:12:22No, there's a very handsome hedgehog, a noble-looking owl. Vinegar Tongue would happily welcome another dog.
00:12:31About that, Aunt C, instead of picking a familiar out of a book, which is so, I don't know, dehumanizing.
00:12:40Familiars are goblins who have taken on the shape of animals to better serve their witchmasters. There's nothing human about
00:12:45them.
00:12:46But I've been practicing a summoning spell I found in the Daemonomicon and what if I put it out there
00:12:53that I'm looking for a familiar and see if anyone wants to volunteer?
00:12:57I think that's a charming idea.
00:13:00What about your baptismal name? Have you settled on one yet?
00:13:04I have, as a matter of fact.
00:13:07Edwina Diana.
00:13:09Edwina, which is almost Edward, to honor my father, and Diana, to honor my mother. And not just to honor
00:13:16them. To be closer to them. To have them with me as I walk the path of night.
00:13:23I wasn't gonna cry. I just, I just wish your mom and dad were here to see this. To see
00:13:29you.
00:13:30Me too, Auntie.
00:13:31They would be so proud of you. They would be so proud of the young woman you've become.
00:13:35Correction, Hilda. They'd be so proud of the young witch she is becoming.
00:13:58Penny dreadful for your thoughts, cousin?
00:14:03Just, some people might say that a bat crashing through a window is a bad omen.
00:14:08I also found a two-headed frog in my shoe yesterday.
00:14:12Hold it, Tick. You're not having doubts, are you, about your dark baptism?
00:14:17Because back inside with Madame Jekyll and Hyde, you seemed excited.
00:14:20And I am. But I'm also a little...
00:14:24It's alright to be a little nervous.
00:14:28Going into the woods, signing your name in the Dark Lord's book.
00:14:33Even I had butterflies.
00:14:37What have you told your mortal friends?
00:14:39That you're being transferred to some posh boarding school in Connecticut?
00:14:45Cousin.
00:14:47You have told them something, I hope.
00:14:49Not yet.
00:14:51I'm waiting for the right time.
00:14:53But it will never be the right time.
00:14:54That's why you must rip this particular band-aid off.
00:14:57You wouldn't understand, Ambrose.
00:14:59You were born a full witch.
00:15:00You didn't have to say goodbye to half your life.
00:15:03Your friends. Your boyfriend.
00:15:05True.
00:15:05But afterwards, when you're fully a witch, you'll stay younger longer.
00:15:09You'll cultivate your gifts at the Academy of Unseen Arts,
00:15:12where your father was headmaster.
00:15:14You will belong, cousin, in every sense of the word.
00:15:17I know, and I want all those things. I do.
00:15:22It's just...
00:15:26It's dumb.
00:15:29You're only supposed to start missing things after you say goodbye to them, right?
00:15:33I've been under house arrest with our aunties for the last 75 years, Sabrina.
00:15:37Forbidden from leaving these grounds.
00:15:40I am continuously missing everything.
00:16:03Spirits of the forest, I pronounce my intentions to thee.
00:16:08Come forth and seek me, and equal we will be.
00:16:13Not master and servant, but familiar to familiar.
00:16:17To share our knowledge, our spirit, and our traits.
00:16:32Now, spirits, we will wait.
00:16:50A summoning spell, Sabrina.
00:16:53Calling forth familiar.
00:16:55And you are being baptized.
00:16:57Prudence, Dorcas, Agatha.
00:16:59Well, well, well.
00:17:01And are we to assume that means you'll be transferring to the Academy of Unseen Arts as well?
00:17:05That's the plan.
00:17:07That's unfortunate.
00:17:08We don't want half-breeds at the Academy.
00:17:10And who exactly are you calling a half-breed?
00:17:13Isn't that what you are?
00:17:15Half-witch, half-mortal.
00:17:19Stay with your own kind.
00:17:21You don't want what happened to your mother and father to happen to you.
00:17:25What did you say?
00:17:26The accident that took their lives.
00:17:29It would be tragic if a similar one befell you.
00:17:33So, I'm not going to be baited or bullied by you.
00:17:36Not in the woods.
00:17:37And not at the Academy.
00:17:40Stubborn mutt.
00:17:50What are you doing?
00:17:59A curse.
00:18:00You're cursing me.
00:18:20You're cursing me.
00:18:22Suck you, bitches.
00:18:37Sabrina.
00:18:37Hey, girl.
00:18:39Stepped in some poison ivy, Roz.
00:18:40I gotta wash it off me.
00:18:42Okay.
00:18:45If truly I am cursed today, let water wash the hex away.
00:18:48If truly I am cursed today, let water wash the hex away.
00:18:56Susie?
00:18:59Susie.
00:19:00What's going on? What happened?
00:19:07They pulled out my shirt.
00:19:13What?
00:19:15Who did?
00:19:19It was four of them. Four troglodyte football players.
00:19:23They pulled up her shirt, Principal Hawthorne, because they wanted to see if she had breasts.
00:19:29To see if she was really a boy or a girl under there.
00:19:32Well, Miss Spillman, if you could give me their names, then I will have them in for review.
00:19:39Susie wouldn't tell me.
00:19:41But I can guess. Or you can bring in all the football players for questioning.
00:19:46You're suggesting a witch hunt?
00:19:48I don't care for that term.
00:19:50But Susie doesn't feel safe here, in your school.
00:19:54She is living in a constant state of fear.
00:19:59Well, if that is true, then you, as her friend, might suggest to Miss Putnam that she find another school.
00:20:14Hey, what's up? Everything okay?
00:20:15Some jerks were picking on Susie, being cruel to her.
00:20:19Harvey calling her a freak, calling at her.
00:20:23Assholes. Who are they?
00:20:24Susie won't tell me their names, but can you ask around and I'll do the same?
00:20:27Yeah, of course, but Brina, these guys, they'll close ranks.
00:20:30Especially to someone who's not on their bullshit team.
00:20:32We have to do something, Harvey. This can't keep happening.
00:20:35I'm with you. We'll try. I'm just saying.
00:20:37That there's no way to protect Susie? Is that what everyone's telling me?
00:20:41Not at all.
00:20:45Perhaps I can be of assistance, Sabrina.
00:20:49Miss Wardwell?
00:20:51Yeah.
00:20:53My heart weeps for your friend.
00:20:58Such a difficult thing to be going through.
00:21:02Yeah, it's this, uh, this town, this school, there's a culture of puritanical masculinity.
00:21:09And Principal Hawthorne is the most intolerant, the most buffoonish, the most misogynist of all.
00:21:17When will the world learn?
00:21:20Women should be in charge of everything.
00:21:23Now, our assistant principal, Ms. Glover, who she wouldn't turn a blind eye to what's happening.
00:21:28I just wish Hawthorne would just...
00:21:30Just what?
00:21:33Hawthorne's a bully.
00:21:35And I wish someone would teach him a lesson.
00:21:39Why not you?
00:21:43How would that help Susie?
00:21:45A fish rots from the head down.
00:21:49Well, Principal Hawthorne isn't an ally.
00:21:52If he were to take a sabbatical, say, I suspect you and your friends would come up with some way
00:21:59to help Susie.
00:22:00The problem is Hawthorne doesn't take sabbaticals, or days off, even.
00:22:07He's scared of spiders, you know.
00:22:12Principal Hawthorne is.
00:22:13Hmm.
00:22:19Absolutely terrified of them.
00:22:31A graven image.
00:22:37The football players are a symptom, but the disease goes much deeper into the bedrock of this school.
00:22:43So that's where we fight it.
00:22:45With a club.
00:22:46For young women.
00:22:47To meet and bolster each other.
00:22:49Where we can discuss issues and problems we're facing, and come up with proactive solutions.
00:22:55You mean like a club to topple the white patriarchy?
00:22:58Wait, what?
00:22:59Exactly.
00:22:59To mobilize and protest if we need to get political.
00:23:03To fight when we need to fight.
00:23:04To defend each other.
00:23:05So Susie never feels alone.
00:23:07So none of us do.
00:23:08So won't Hawthorne block this?
00:23:10I mean, he wouldn't let me start a Daughters of the Black Panthers club last year.
00:23:13I may have a plan for getting this through without the interference of Hawthorne.
00:23:18I just need to do it fast.
00:23:20How fast?
00:23:20As soon as possible.
00:23:22But definitely by Friday.
00:23:24Just in time for your birthday.
00:23:27Yes, but remember, we're not making a big deal about that this year.
00:23:30But it is a big deal.
00:23:31It's your sweet 16 on Halloween.
00:23:34There is an eclipse.
00:23:35I mean, that kind of cosmic alignment demands a party.
00:23:39Harvey, back me up.
00:23:40I mean, I've tried, Roz, multiple times, but-
00:23:42I have plans with my aunts.
00:23:47Years in the making plans.
00:23:50It's a super secret Spelman family tradition that I'm not really supposed to talk about.
00:23:55So let's just focus on our club.
00:23:56What should we call it?
00:23:58The She Hawks.
00:24:04Ah, Stolas.
00:24:06My familiar, my faithful factotum.
00:24:12Our dark lord is wise.
00:24:17He senses her attachment to the mortal world and has sent us to see that his will will be done.
00:24:25And see to it.
00:24:27We shall.
00:24:33Spelman's sister's mortuary, how may I assist you?
00:24:37Oh no.
00:24:38Yes, Hilda.
00:24:39What is it?
00:24:40A young man has just been stabbed.
00:24:44His mother and father are coming to see us.
00:24:46Oh, poor dears.
00:24:48Praise Satan.
00:24:50And do the parents want an open or closed casket?
00:24:53We didn't get that far.
00:24:56Zo, this one has just stabbed to death.
00:24:58Well, even if we can't use his flesh, we still need blood for Sabrina's baptism.
00:25:03And human blood is always preferable, so the timing couldn't be more perfect.
00:25:09Hellishly so.
00:25:13Mr. and Mrs. Kemper, we're so sorry for your loss.
00:25:17My sister and I will do everything to make it as painless as possible.
00:25:21We couldn't have children, so we had to adopt Connor.
00:25:25Oh.
00:25:28Could you make him look like that?
00:25:35About your birthday, Sabrina, I know you have this super mysterious thing with your aunts you're not allowed to talk
00:25:40about.
00:25:43But, are you 100% sure I can't convince you otherwise?
00:25:47It could just be the two of us.
00:25:50Watching the eclipse together, waiting for it to get dark.
00:25:54Harvey, that sounds like a dream.
00:25:56Mm-hmm.
00:25:57But this thing, it's kind of an obligation.
00:26:04And you really can't tell us?
00:26:06Tell me anything about it?
00:26:08Only that it's important.
00:26:11To my aunts.
00:26:13And to me.
00:26:15What's so important you're gonna miss your birthday for it?
00:26:18It's not so much about my birthday.
00:26:21It's...
00:26:22It's more about what comes after.
00:26:26Sounds ominous.
00:26:30I'm moving, Harvey.
00:26:35I'm leaving Baxter High and going to a boarding school in Connecticut.
00:26:41What?
00:26:43Are you being serious?
00:26:45My aunts are dropping me off this Friday night.
00:26:49What the hell are you talking about, Sabrina?
00:26:51I'm talking about this amazing opportunity that I... I can't say no to.
00:26:58Well, so amazing you've never mentioned it to me.
00:27:00Or to Roz, or to Susie.
00:27:02Well, I didn't want to freak you guys out.
00:27:05Well, so what? You were just gonna leave?
00:27:07Without saying bye?
00:27:09No. Of course not.
00:27:12Well...
00:27:13What's school? What's its name?
00:27:15Um, it's uh...
00:27:19Sorry, I'm blanking.
00:27:21Really?
00:27:21It's on the tip of my brain.
00:27:23What?
00:27:24Because I gotta say...
00:27:25Sabrina, this is all feeling kinda shady.
00:27:31It's almost like...
00:27:32What?
00:27:34I don't know. Like you're...
00:27:37Hiding something from me.
00:27:40Which you don't ever have to do.
00:27:43You know that, right?
00:27:46No, of course I know that.
00:27:49You can just...
00:27:51Tell me the truth.
00:27:53Whatever it is.
00:27:55It'll be fine.
00:27:59I...
00:28:00Seriously, Sabrina.
00:28:03There's nothing we can't handle.
00:28:05As long as we're being honest with each other.
00:28:09Harvey...
00:28:10What is it? Tell me.
00:28:19It might be easier if I showed you.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:32Listen.
00:28:35I love that sound.
00:28:37Wind blowing through tree branches.
00:28:43I think that's my favorite sound in the whole world.
00:28:48What...
00:28:48Did you wanna show me?
00:28:55This place.
00:28:59It's where I was born, Harvey.
00:29:02Not in Greendale, General.
00:29:04Here.
00:29:06In this grove of trees.
00:29:07Almost sixteen years ago.
00:29:14It's also where I'll be reborn.
00:29:17This Friday night.
00:29:19On my sixteenth birthday.
00:29:21At the stroke of midnight.
00:29:23Under an eclipsing blood moon.
00:29:26I don't understand.
00:29:27Reborn how?
00:29:29The ceremony's called a dark baptism.
00:29:33But it's not as bad as it sounds.
00:29:36It's...
00:29:36Kind of like when we went to Shoshana Feldman's bat mitzvah.
00:29:40Or Guadalupe Lopez's quinceanera.
00:29:44I'm...
00:29:44Leaving my...
00:29:47Girlhood...
00:29:48Behind.
00:29:54In the woods.
00:29:57Is that a metaphor?
00:29:58Harvey, do you remember...
00:30:00At the beginning of the school year.
00:30:02What Miss Wardwell told us about Ye Olde Greendale.
00:30:05How there were witch trials like in Salem, but no one ever talked about them or wrote about them.
00:30:09There are no gravestones, no monuments.
00:30:12Basically, yeah.
00:30:13That's because the witches didn't want anyone to know.
00:30:16So that the coven could keep living in Greendale.
00:30:19Privately.
00:30:20Undisturbed.
00:30:21Through the centuries.
00:30:27So that we could.
00:30:29We?
00:30:30What are you saying?
00:30:32That you're a...
00:30:32Half witch.
00:30:35On my father's side.
00:30:38I'm saying that witches are real, Harvey.
00:30:41And my father was one.
00:30:43A warlock.
00:30:44And that after this weekend, after my baptism, after I sign my name in the Dark Lord's book,
00:30:50I'll have to leave Baxter High and go to the Academy of Unseen Arts.
00:30:54And renounce any and all meaningful connections to mortals.
00:31:03There are so many delicious things about being a witch.
00:31:07But the one really bad thing is saying goodbye to you, to Roz and Susie.
00:31:13Wait.
00:31:14Are you saying all this because you don't want to be with me because I said I love you?
00:31:17No, Harvey, no.
00:31:19I'm saying this because on Monday morning, I don't want to suddenly be gone from your life
00:31:24and you not know why or blame yourself.
00:31:27I know it's a lot to take in.
00:31:29That you're a witch?
00:31:30Sorry, a half witch?
00:31:31Yeah.
00:31:32Yeah, it is.
00:31:37So, forget I said anything.
00:31:40Harvey, listen to my voice.
00:31:42Hear my words and forget I said anything.
00:31:44Bless your mind, bless your heart.
00:31:45Let these people lots to burn.
00:31:46Wait.
00:31:55Oh.
00:31:59Harvey?
00:32:07Sabrina, what?
00:32:10Where are we?
00:32:12The woods.
00:32:14We were walking home and decided to try a different path.
00:32:18Oh.
00:32:22Then...
00:32:23Then we got lost for a minute.
00:32:26But now we're okay.
00:32:30Good.
00:32:35Are we talking about something?
00:32:41I was telling you how I have plans with my aunts this Halloween.
00:32:50Hey.
00:32:52Hey.
00:32:54Why so glum?
00:32:56Sabrina?
00:32:57I was telling Harvey that I was leaving Baxter High to...
00:33:01Go to a posh boarding school in Connecticut?
00:33:03Yes, but then I didn't want to lie to him, Ambrose.
00:33:07So...
00:33:08I told him I was a witch.
00:33:11Oh.
00:33:12My.
00:33:13But it was too...
00:33:15wrenching.
00:33:17So I took it back.
00:33:19Wrenching in what way?
00:33:20In every way.
00:33:22This whole situation, it's...
00:33:24It's impossible.
00:33:27I love Harvey.
00:33:29I don't want to say bye to him.
00:33:31We're my friends.
00:33:35I wish I could just...
00:33:38bring them with me.
00:33:39Along the path of night.
00:33:43Oh, cousin.
00:33:45If only I could make things easier for you.
00:33:49That's okay.
00:33:52I'll get through it.
00:33:55I'll get through it.
00:33:59But one thing you can do is help me with a spell later.
00:34:02To deal with my principal.
00:34:04So I can set up a club at school before my baptism.
00:34:08To protect Susie.
00:34:10And all the girls.
00:34:13If I can't stay with them...
00:34:15At least I can do this one thing.
00:34:20My grimoire is your grimoire.
00:34:22And what time will we be spellcasting?
00:34:26Midnight-ish?
00:34:27Witching hour?
00:34:29Spooky.
00:34:38Oh, Anne Hilda, the weird sisters are horrible.
00:34:41Everyone who goes to the Academy is snobby and horrible.
00:34:44Racist.
00:34:45Why on earth would they curse you?
00:34:46For no reason.
00:34:48Don't worry. I washed it off me.
00:34:50Well, we're gonna check that for sure.
00:34:51They're jealous of you.
00:34:54They are the daughter of a high priest.
00:34:56Who are they?
00:34:58Nobodies.
00:35:00But that's precisely why you need a familiar.
00:35:02To protect you from these sorts of attacks.
00:35:04I tried summoning one.
00:35:06Break an egg, please, Miss.
00:35:08Better safe than sorry.
00:35:12Oh.
00:35:13That was right.
00:35:14That is a blood curse.
00:35:16Oh, it's lingering.
00:35:17So, untreated, that is gonna eat slowly away at your healthy will and your sanity.
00:35:23So, a regimen of saltwater baths, reversing candles for a couple of weeks, and that'll do the trick, I think.
00:35:31All right, off you go.
00:35:37I'll see you.
00:35:40I'll see you.
00:35:43What are you doing?
00:35:51I'll see you in the next one.
00:35:54I'm sorry.
00:35:56I'm sorry.
00:35:57My father and mother were flying to Italy.
00:35:59Edward was giving a lecture at the Vatican
00:36:01when their plane went down.
00:36:04Tragically.
00:36:06Now get upstairs and into a bar, like your Aunt Hilda says.
00:36:52Mom? Dad?
00:36:57Wait!
00:37:09Mom? Dad?
00:37:11Are you coming? To my baptism?
00:37:15I've taken your names. I hope that's alright.
00:37:27Mom?
00:37:30Mom?
00:37:41Mom?
00:37:43Mom?
00:37:45Mom?
00:37:46Mom?
00:37:47Mom?
00:37:48Mom?
00:37:49Mom?
00:37:52I put a spell on you.
00:38:00Mom?
00:38:00This isn't like you, cousin.
00:38:01Using witchcraft to settle personal vendettas.
00:38:04These are desperate times, Ambrose.
00:38:06Now remember, I don't want to kill Principal Hawthorne.
00:38:10I just need to give him a good scare.
00:38:12Miss Wordwell told me he's terrified of spiders.
00:38:16Well, that's easy then.
00:38:18It's lucky that Aunt Hilda keeps them as her familiars.
00:38:31Are you sure you don't want to kill him?
00:38:33Because we could do that.
00:38:34Nope.
00:38:35I just need him to take a day or two off from school.
00:38:37Right. Well, we'll only mildly traumatize him then.
00:38:49Spider, oh spider, pray why do you spin your pretty white web so fine and so thin to catch fat
00:38:55flies and make them into pies?
00:38:57Spider, oh spider, pray do you not see?
00:39:01Here comes a big, buzzing, blundering bee.
00:39:04He'll spoil your fine net while you fume and you fret.
00:39:09But no mercy you grant.
00:39:11And no mercy you'll get.
00:39:13You heat up a beautiful manipulate.
00:39:27Awe.
00:39:31We tight.
00:39:32Awe-a-warp.in
00:39:36-a-warp.ay-a-warp.may-a-warp, Mr. Oct.
00:39:43Ah!
00:39:44Ah!
00:39:45Ah!
00:39:47Ah!
00:39:48Ah!
00:39:48Ah!
00:40:13Oh no.
00:40:15What now?
00:40:23Sabrina!
00:40:32Who are you?
00:40:36Show yourself.
00:40:38I heard you calling in the woods.
00:40:45And I came.
00:40:47Ah!
00:40:51Aww.
00:40:58Such a pretty yeti.
00:41:01What's your name?
00:41:09I don't understand you, niece.
00:41:11You'd rather a feral familiar than one bred for service.
00:41:15Salem doesn't serve me, Aunt Z. We're in a partnership.
00:41:18He'll protect me, I'll protect him.
00:41:20Drink up, darling.
00:41:21Put a bit of cinnamon in it this time.
00:41:23And why did you name him Salem, of all things?
00:41:26I didn't.
00:41:26He named himself Salem.
00:41:28At least you have you familiar now, and you're purifying yourself.
00:41:33Yeah, you're almost ready for your baptism.
00:41:35About that.
00:41:36Mm.
00:41:39So I'm in the middle of getting this club started at school.
00:41:42Club?
00:41:43What kind of club?
00:41:44Women protecting women.
00:41:45You know, sort of like a coven.
00:41:49Anyway, I was wondering if we could maybe possibly postpone my baptism a little bit.
00:41:55Postpone it?
00:41:56Oh, dear.
00:41:57Sabrina, you cannot postpone your 16th birthday.
00:42:00Especially not when it falls on the eclipsing of a blood moon, which only occurs once every 66 years.
00:42:06If it's just about a club, dear.
00:42:08It's not, Aunt Hilda.
00:42:11There's also the Harvey of it all.
00:42:14We very recently took things to the next level.
00:42:17He hasn't defiled you, has he?
00:42:20Which law forbids novitiates from being anything less than virginal?
00:42:23Oh, wow.
00:42:24Aunt Zelda.
00:42:25Not that it's anyone's business, but no.
00:42:28Praise Satan.
00:42:30However, now that you bring it up, I admit I have reservations about saving myself for the Dark Lord.
00:42:35Why does he get to decide what I do or don't do with my body?
00:42:37Because it is which law? Covenant.
00:42:39Okay, but why?
00:42:42And if you don't know, maybe I can talk to someone before my baptism.
00:42:45Someone who can help me understand these things so I can make an educated choice.
00:42:49Choice?
00:42:50It is our sacred duty and honor to serve the Dark Lord.
00:42:54The extraordinary, delicious gifts he bestows on us in return for signing his book.
00:42:58And you, you would deny him that.
00:43:00It's my name, Aunt Zelda.
00:43:02We all signed the book.
00:43:03And proudly, I might add, this is your mother's influence.
00:43:07Zelda, calm down.
00:43:08He's a blood pressure.
00:43:10This is your fault, too.
00:43:11We should have homeschooled her, as is our custom.
00:43:15Sabrina, do you not want to join the Church of Night as a full member, my love?
00:43:19I think so.
00:43:20I just don't know why I have to give up everything in my life that's human to do it.
00:43:25Which law?
00:43:26The path of night or the path of light?
00:43:28But not both.
00:43:30And yet my father, a warlock, married my mother and she was human.
00:43:34Yes, and it very nearly got Edward excommunicated.
00:43:37Which begs the question, why would I want to join an organization that would do that to anyone I cared
00:43:43about?
00:43:43Because it's what they wanted for you.
00:43:49Isn't that right, Hilda?
00:43:51Didn't Edward and Diana both say so?
00:43:54Yeah, they did, lad, many times.
00:43:57You are a daughter of the Church of Night.
00:43:59Your father was a high priest.
00:44:01You will be baptized under a blood moon, as we were, as all the Spellmans before you were, as your
00:44:08children will be.
00:44:09And that lease is final.
00:44:18Let me ask you, that spell we cast on Hawthorne last night, you enjoyed that.
00:44:24From the glint in your eye, you loved it.
00:44:26Yes, of course.
00:44:29You realize your gifts, that euphoria, fade to nothing if you aren't baptized?
00:44:33I know.
00:44:35I just need to be sure.
00:44:40In that case, you need to get your hands on a malum malus.
00:44:42What's a malum malus?
00:44:44It depends on who's translating.
00:44:45If it's a man, it's the apple of evil.
00:44:47If it's a woman, it's the fruit of knowledge.
00:44:50What do you do with it?
00:44:52It's an apple, Sabrina. You bite it.
00:44:57And it whispers secrets to you.
00:45:00Grants you knowledge.
00:45:02Sometimes I'm going to show you a glimpse of the future,
00:45:04should you walk the path of night or the path of light.
00:45:08The man of malus might illuminate one path over another.
00:45:13Is that interesting to you?
00:45:14Yes, I'm interested.
00:45:16Go to an orchard.
00:45:17Find the oldest tree.
00:45:20It'll have one.
00:45:21The older the tree, the more it's seen, the more it knows,
00:45:23the more accurate its reading of the future will be.
00:45:27Graveen.
00:45:28And make sure there are no worms in it.
00:45:51A malum malus.
00:45:55And what stole us?
00:45:57If the malum shows the half-breed something
00:46:00will be.
00:46:00that dissuades her from her baptism.
00:46:04Our dark lord wouldn't like that, would he?
00:46:09Hi, Mrs. Meeks.
00:46:12Rosalind and I were wondering, is, uh, Principal Hawthorne in yet?
00:46:16Uh, Principal Hawthorne won't be coming in today.
00:46:19He's had, uh, shock.
00:46:24Shoot.
00:46:25Rosalind and I have a club proposal we were hoping to get approved today.
00:46:29In Mr. Hawthorne's absence, Assistant Principal Glover would,
00:46:34I suppose, be empowered to review such applications.
00:46:41Hawthorne has never been sick a day in his life.
00:46:44What did you do, stick pins in a voodoo doll?
00:46:59Susie, come on, we need help!
00:47:01Okay.
00:47:04You guys, you aren't doing all this just for me, are you?
00:47:08For all of us, 53% of Baxter High is female Susie.
00:47:13The school needs a club like this.
00:47:14It's long overdue, girl.
00:47:16But yes, if anyone messes with you again,
00:47:18you will have a recognized, legitimate sisterhood backing you up.
00:47:21And the name?
00:47:23Wicca.
00:47:23Rosalind came up with it.
00:47:25The Women's Intersectional Cultural and Creative Association Wicca.
00:47:34And the more girls who join the harder will be to silence.
00:47:38Ooh.
00:47:38That call was for you, Sabrina.
00:47:40Miss Wardwell was asked to see you in her office.
00:47:47Assistant Principal Glover tells me she's ratified your organization
00:47:51and that on the application I was listed as faculty advisor.
00:47:56I hope that's okay, Miss Wardwell.
00:47:57Happy to do it.
00:48:00Especially if this club gives you the peace of mind you're so clearly craving.
00:48:04It'll help.
00:48:05At least on this one front.
00:48:07Oh, is there...
00:48:09Is there something else bothering you?
00:48:13Weighing on you?
00:48:14If I can be honest with you.
00:48:17Oh, absolutely.
00:48:19There is a possibility of me going to a different school.
00:48:23A, uh, private school.
00:48:25But I'm not 100% sure it's something I want.
00:48:30Well, listen.
00:48:31Is it a good school?
00:48:32One of the best.
00:48:34But complicating matters.
00:48:36My dad went to this school.
00:48:39Well, then why wouldn't you go?
00:48:41Mind you, not that I want to see my prized pupil vanishing on me.
00:48:47This wouldn't be about a boy, would it?
00:48:51I've noticed how enamored you are with Mr. Kinko.
00:48:55Harvey's a part of it, sure.
00:48:57But it's everything.
00:49:00All my life is in Greendale.
00:49:02It's proving difficult to untangle myself from that.
00:49:10Well, this merits further discussion.
00:49:13Why don't you and I get together after school
00:49:16and see if we can't untangle this Gordian knot together.
00:49:20I love that, Miss Wardwell, but I have plans after school.
00:49:24Oh?
00:49:24I'm going apple picking.
00:49:27Oh, how fun.
00:49:29Where would that be?
00:49:30I was by the sea gazing with tranquility.
00:49:35Just then when the hurdy-gurdy man came singing songs of love.
00:49:41Then when the hurdy-gurdy man came singing songs of love.
00:50:11It doesn't fit.
00:50:13Well, it will, and then we can colour it in.
00:50:15What's the point?
00:50:16Well, I don't even know why I'm laughing.
00:50:18There's something you should see in the embalming room.
00:50:24So dramatic.
00:50:28It's a breath mark.
00:50:29Except I poked it, and...
00:50:41Oh, that doesn't bleed.
00:50:44That's a witch's mark, then.
00:50:46Or it's simply that his blood started to settle in his buttocks.
00:50:49But if it is a witch's mark, then Conaghy was murdered.
00:50:52A witch hunter?
00:50:54Is that possible?
00:50:55It might be worth bringing you up to the council.
00:50:56Yet another reason.
00:50:58Sabrina needs to join the church of the night.
00:50:59So she's protected.
00:51:02Witches without covens or easy pickings.
00:51:05I've been praying on that, Zelda.
00:51:06And I just think that if she wants to talk to someone,
00:51:10we have an outside opinion...
00:51:11Who would you have her talk to, Hilda?
00:51:13The Dark Lord himself?
00:51:15No.
00:51:17No.
00:51:18But I just...
00:51:19I feel like as close to him as reasonably possible.
00:51:26Finish the embalming.
00:51:27Carefully.
00:51:28We'll need every single drop of blood for Sabrina's anointment during the baptism.
00:51:33Shame they decided against a closed casket.
00:51:36We haven't had long pig for dinner in ages.
00:51:58I'm sorry sue.
00:51:59I can just Wohnthake.
00:52:15Other things like stay
00:52:16него wants a 47 resources.
00:52:18Then she walks home.
00:52:18She walks pray for this Whitney.
00:52:19Therial
00:52:19moves and theします.
00:52:20If she wantsches to walk us there.
00:52:22She walks in the sea.
00:52:22Hey, I should probably get a pumpkin for my stoop, in case we get any trick-or-treaters.
00:52:27Your aunts don't need any more, do they?
00:52:29Uh, no, Harvey.
00:52:30I think they're covered.
00:52:31Okay.
00:52:51Nothing's ever easy, is it?
00:53:04Hickory, hickory, hickory, hickory, where shall this girl go?
00:53:08She'll go east, she'll go west, she'll go to the crow's nest.
00:53:12Hickory, hickory, hickory.
00:53:14Hickory.
00:53:47Hickory, hickory.
00:53:52Wait...
00:53:54Hickory.
00:54:22I'll be no apple picking for you, my dear.
00:54:38I'll be no apple picking for you, my dear.
00:54:57Oh, my God.
00:55:01Well done! Good boy!
00:55:04Who... who sent that?
00:55:07Was it the Weird Sisters?
00:55:11Okay, well, can you help me get through the maze?
00:55:14To the tree?
00:55:15I'm sorry.
00:55:45Well, I know, Salem. Which apple is the...
00:55:53The Malamalus.
00:56:16Malam?
00:56:18Should I be baptized?
00:56:45No!
00:56:55Help?
00:57:09I don't know.
00:57:27I don't know.
00:57:33I don't know.
00:57:34I don't know.
00:57:39Hey!
00:57:42Pumpkins are in the truck.
00:57:43Why didn't you wait for me?
00:57:46Aww.
00:57:47Who's this little guy?
00:57:51Um...
00:57:52It's Trey.
00:57:53I'm taking him home.
00:57:55I never really thought of him.
00:57:56I thought of you as a cat person, but...
00:57:58Okay.
00:58:12Salem?
00:58:30Aunties?
00:58:32Ambrose?
00:58:33Can we please have a family meeting?
00:58:35I made a decision about my baptism.
00:58:40Sabrina?
00:58:41We're in here.
00:58:58Is this the child?
00:58:59It is, Your Excellency.
00:59:02This is our niece, Sabrina.
00:59:10Oh, my child.
00:59:12You have no idea how special you are to you.
00:59:14How you've been chosen.
00:59:17Sorry.
00:59:18Do I know you?
00:59:19Honestly.
00:59:20Forgive her, Father.
00:59:22She knows not what she says.
00:59:23Sabrina.
00:59:24We are being honored tonight.
00:59:26This is Faustus Blackwood.
00:59:29His high priest for the Church of Night.
00:59:34Dark Lord Satan's representative on Earth.
00:59:38Your aunts tell me you're having doubts about your baptism.
00:59:40That you may in fact not be signing your name in the Book of the Beast.
00:59:45Ah...
00:59:46No, no, no.
00:59:46That cannot be.
00:59:48That must not be.
00:59:52So...
00:59:54Let us see what I can do to convince you.
01:00:35Don't remind you
01:00:43to follow me on Twitter.
01:00:44Don't explore you.
01:01:02Red, move your head.
01:01:24Red, move your head.
01:01:53Red, move your head.
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