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مسلسل Fresh Off the Boat مترجم - Episode 4
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00:01It had been a few months since we moved from D.C. to Orlando,
00:04and we were all looking forward to my mom's family coming to visit.
00:06This is a nightmare.
00:07Well, not all of us.
00:09You know your brother-in-law's only coming to glow about our restaurant not being successful.
00:13Lewis, they're family.
00:15They're coming to gloat about all of our misfortunes.
00:18The restaurant, Eddie.
00:20Getting away from Steve and his stupid store was supposed to be one of the perks of moving here.
00:25Okay, we got the L-shaped sectional, the entertainment center, the deluxe love seat.
00:29Is this man bothering you?
00:30Say the word, and I'll call the police.
00:34That's funny.
00:35Mr. and Mrs. Oberg, this is my boss-in-law, Steve.
00:40I was just about to finalize...
00:42Getting us all some Twizzlers.
00:43There were no Twizzlers.
00:45We have Twizzlers?
00:46What?
00:47No.
00:48I thought there were Twizzlers.
00:51At least with your whole family coming, Steve can't drive his stupid used Miata.
00:55Steve says his Miata is new.
00:56It's not new, it's used.
00:58I'm sorry, it's just I...
01:00No, it's okay, you're right.
01:03My sister can't wait to see us struggling in this swampland.
01:07How do you know?
01:08She called me yesterday, and she told me.
01:11I can't wait to see your new home.
01:15It's a little cozy, but there's always room for my dear sister.
01:21The whole family's so proud of you.
01:29She's just bitter because I have always been Mom's favorite.
01:33That's why she's coming.
01:34She wants Mom to see us struggling.
01:36But they will be in for a surprise when they see how well we are doing.
01:41But we're not.
01:42Yes, but they don't know that.
01:45I've never loved you more.
01:48Ew.
01:49Gross.
01:50I think it's great that you guys still have passion in your marriage.
02:10My relatives were on their way, but the way my parents were acting...
02:14You would have thought Mariah Carey was coming to visit.
02:16I mean a hot pre-Nick Cannon in the Washington Wizards dress, Mariah Carey.
02:22They were putting up fake lemon trees all over the house.
02:25Fancying up the bathroom.
02:30Basically doing anything they could to look like ballers.
02:33All right, the record should reflect now that the defendant is present with counsel.
02:37Maybe seated if you wish.
02:39Even though my parents were tripping, I was psyched because my favorite cousin Justin was coming.
02:44Justin was only six months older than me, but he was the one who changed my life forever.
02:48Yo, check this out.
02:52You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.
03:03From that moment on, I was AWO.
03:05Asian with obsession.
03:07I couldn't wait to show Justin how deep my hip-hop knowledge had gotten.
03:11Everything had to be perfect for when I busted out the new Tupac.
03:14What's a Tupac?
03:16It's not for you.
03:17Your baby ears aren't ready.
03:19Remember the time a ladybug crawled in my ear?
03:21Evan, Emery, Grandma Chu will be staying in your room.
03:24Grandma party!
03:25You won't be sleeping there.
03:27Aw.
03:28I've made other arrangements.
03:32Why can't we sleep on the couch?
03:34Because then your aunt and uncle will know we don't have enough bedrooms.
03:38And they must never know that.
03:40Okay.
03:41I just talked to Mitch and we have a great promotion set for Saturday.
03:44All the booming onions you can eat for 99 cents.
03:47Cattlemen's will be packed when we take your family there.
03:50Won't you lose money?
03:51Well, sometimes you have to spend money you don't have to make it seem like you have money that you
03:55don't spend.
03:57Okay.
03:58House is ready.
03:59Now it's our turn.
04:00We need a new look.
04:02We need a look that instantly says success.
04:08Let me explain.
04:09In addition to fake lemon trees, another thing Chinese people did to show prosperity was get a perm.
04:14I don't know why, but to my people, curls were like dollar signs.
04:18These success perms were a great idea.
04:20I feel like a curly-headed lion surveying my kingdom.
04:25They're coming!
04:27They're coming!
04:30I'm ready.
04:37Oh.
04:39Kylie!
04:42Oh!
04:43Your boobs are so big.
04:45I know.
04:46They're new.
04:47I had to give up jogging.
04:49Oh, I can tell.
04:51Oh, they are big.
04:59Nirvana?
05:00Justin, yo, why are you dressed like that?
05:03It's grunge.
05:04It reflects what I feel on the inside.
05:06Your shirt looks like a picnic blanket.
05:09Where's Steve?
05:15He drove separately.
05:20He drove separately for 13 hours just so he could bring this stupid car.
05:34He's got a success perm, too.
05:36He's got a success perm, too.
05:36I see that.
05:37I can see that.
05:40Did somebody order Chinese?
05:47Ooh, fancy place.
05:49Have I got the Wong house?
05:54It's a great joke, Steve.
05:55Funny every time you tell it.
05:59Sweet ride, Uncle Steve.
06:01Hey, thanks, Emery.
06:02If you work hard and you're smart like me, someday you can have a brand new Miata.
06:08Or use because it's used.
06:14Yo, you want to help me with this?
06:16I have my own baggage.
06:19Emotional.
06:21So the furniture store is doing really well, and I thought, why not?
06:25You only live once, right?
06:27And now you're equipped with airbags.
06:33So how was the trip down?
06:35I know Mom can be so critical of your driving.
06:39Oh, she was complaining the whole time.
06:42Ah, 엄마.
06:46About you.
06:48What?
06:49She's been feeling a little abandoned, you know?
06:52Because you abandoned her.
06:54Connie, can you help me get into this apartment?
06:59Looks like you're not her favorite anymore.
07:01Guess who is.
07:03Are you thinking?
07:04Are you thinking about who is?
07:06Connie!
07:07Coming, Emma.
07:11And that's my lazy Susan, because, you know, sometimes we get lazy.
07:16Oh, that's my pager.
07:18We're opening a second store.
07:20Business, right?
07:22Tell me about it.
07:23My restaurant is so successful, I have to put in a dedicated fax line.
07:30It seems kind of quiet now, Louis.
07:32It's in recharge mode.
07:34Tired.
07:36All right, Dad.
07:37It's all set up.
07:40I brought along my internet computer.
07:42I need to check on my store's webpage.
07:44...
08:03Tired.
08:14I have to go to the bathroom
08:16Yeah, go, go, go to the bathroom, we've got plenty of time
08:17All right, Deputy Jax, would you just take a step back, please
08:24This is People's 164A, is that the right-hand glove?
08:44The real juice is loose
08:50Mom, would you like some tea? You must be so tired
08:52I have green tea, oolong, chrysanthemum, sleepy time
08:58Something was up with my cousin, but whatever it was, I knew it would snap him out of it
09:02I was thinking we could start with the old stuff and work forward
09:06Are you guys having a wrap party?
09:08I'm MC Hammer
09:12Get out
09:13Come on, let's go
09:15Sorry about that
09:17Kids
09:17I'm thinking of moving to Seattle
09:21Or we could just start with this
09:24Oh, I'm not into Tupac anymore
09:26He's just a little immature
09:28You want to listen to some real grown-up music?
09:43Oh, this is so good
09:45This woman's terrible
09:50Mom won't even talk to me
09:52Aw, that's too bad
09:55Thanks for letting me and Steve stay in your bedroom
09:58It's cute, like a little mouse shoe
10:00You are loving this, aren't you?
10:03Not at all, but if you want, I can put in a good word for you with Mom during our
10:08evening chat
10:09We put on our slippers and talk about the family
10:11We call it slipper talk
10:13Okay, fine
10:15You may be Mom's new favorite, but I'm going to win her back by using what's most important to her
10:21Wheel of fortune?
10:22A good bargain
10:23You may be living your fancy lifestyle with your tatas and your miatas
10:28But what Mom cares about most is stretching a dollar
10:31Oh, little sister
10:32Just because Steve and I are cushy doesn't mean I can't sniff out a good deal
10:36Designer luggage, 75% off
10:40When I told Mom, she almost smiled
10:43Well, wait till I show her these silk throw pillows
10:4690% off from a condemned hospital
10:49Why don't we go shopping, see who can find a better deal
10:52Well, let's take this to the hall
10:54Temmie's fashion hall
10:55Where they have an unprecedented selection of only left shoes
10:58What a coincidence
11:00That's my preferred discount shoe
11:03Mommy
11:05Coming, Amma
11:18Connie and my mom have slipper talk
11:20Steve has a fancy noise box
11:23Yeah, it's called Connie
11:25We need to step up our game
11:27Don't worry, baby
11:28We got this
11:30So, while this is happening
11:32I have a chance to say how excited I am to show you Cattleman's Ranch tomorrow
11:36This is gonna be a full house
11:37Well, why wait to see this restaurant I've heard so much about
11:39I made a reservation for tonight
11:43Well, I don't think the restaurant can accommodate on such short notice
11:47Oh, no, not a problem
11:48The manager was really nice
11:49He said there were plenty of tables
11:53Oh
11:56Howdy, Cattleman's Ranch?
11:58Mitch, how many tables are booked for tonight?
12:00Let's see
12:01Oh, just one
12:02Oh, it's a big party of ten
12:04Okay, well, there's a change of plans
12:06Me and my family are coming in tonight
12:08I need you to fill up the restaurant any way you can
12:11Well, I got that big party of ten coming in
12:13No, we're the big party of ten
12:14You and me?
12:16Me and my family are the big party of ten!
12:21Let's go
12:22Everybody in
12:22In your own Uncle Louis tonight
12:24Do you like my outfit, Mom?
12:25I got a great deal
12:27Half off on all sports separates
12:28Mom, you like my jacket?
12:31It was 60% off and it glows in the dark
12:33So I save money on electricity, too
12:38Oh, hey, boss man
12:40I see you've dropped by for a little impromptu dinner with the kinfolk
12:43What's going on?
12:44I told you to pack the place
12:46Yeah, but I did the best I could
12:47You gave me very little time
12:48Look, those are my ex-roommates
12:49Gwendolyn and Fritz
12:50They just came from the Renaissance Fair
12:52Hector and Nancy
12:53They're posing as customers
12:54And Charlene is the date that I'm currently on
12:57This isn't enough people
12:59Don't worry about it
13:00We got that party of ten coming in
13:02Hey
13:04Like crowd tonight, huh, Louis?
13:06Oh, well
13:07This is just that awkward time
13:08Between old people dinner and regular dinner, so
13:11To the king!
13:16Are you wearing a whole new outfit?
13:18I bought so many affordable items today
13:20I couldn't pick just one
13:21Mom, this ski suit was 80% off
13:24And it came with one pole
13:26Tennis, mother?
13:2885% off
13:29Advantage
13:30Connie
13:33So is anyone gonna take our order?
13:37Uh
13:45Welcome to Cattleman's Ranch
13:46Can I start you off with some drinks?
13:50Aren't you a customer?
13:54So, tell me about you
13:55Do you have any brothers or sisters?
13:57Uh, not anymore
13:58I mean, it's not exactly something you talk about on a first date
14:01But for some reason
14:02I feel like I can really open up to you
14:04Oh, hold on one second
14:06Howdy, Cattleman's Ranch
14:07Yes, we do do to-go orders
14:10What's the name?
14:12Okay
14:12Orenthal
14:13Jay
14:16Samson
14:17Okay
14:22This role is stupid
14:24Dude, why are you such a bummer?
14:26What can I say?
14:28I grew up
14:29No
14:29You're played out
14:31Listen to that sad white lady music
14:33Whatever
14:34You're not old enough to appreciate the emotion of grunge
14:37You still got baby ears
14:38Excuse me
14:39Do you accept grain as a payment?
14:42Look, Mom
14:43Someone die in this
14:48I'm not gonna sworn you were a customer
14:50Uh, well
14:51You know, what we like to do is let the finicky diners do the
14:57Jessica, help me out here
15:00Oh, yes, well
15:01Uh, sorry I wasn't listening
15:03What are we doing?
15:04I have no idea
15:04So, am I a waitress again?
15:06Or am I still pretending to be a customer?
15:08Or am I, or
15:08Whoops
15:10I think we all agree that it's amazing that I've lasted this long
15:14Right?
15:18Okay, fine
15:20The truth is
15:22Cattleman's has got off to a shaky start
15:24I knew it
15:25Your fax machine wasn't tired
15:27It was bored
15:27Hey, Connie, you missed it
15:29They finally admitted they're failing
15:30Oh, I heard
15:32That's my tiger shirt
15:34You stole it from my bag
15:36No, I found it
15:37One hundred percent off
15:40Thanks, Mom
15:46Hey, boss man
15:47I don't know if this is a good time to tell you this or not
15:48But I think that table of tin is a no-show, so
15:58Last night was a disaster
15:59I don't want to leave this room
16:03Now that is a success perm
16:08I'm so tired
16:10Nobody could have slept worse than we did
16:15So, is anybody going to talk about Aunt Connie's boobs?
16:20She heard me
16:22I was just looking for some sugar
16:24What are you boys doing in here?
16:26They're there because we don't have enough bedrooms
16:28Are you happy?
16:30Cattleman's ranch is not doing well
16:32Our house is small
16:33And your mom's favorite
16:34You win
16:35Jessica
16:36I know how you feel
16:38But you'll get used to being mom's least favorite daughter
16:41I did
16:42It was not so bad for you
16:45The only picture she had in her wallet were of you and Kurt Russell
16:48You saw inside her wallet?
16:50I didn't think it opened
16:52I have to say
16:53I never knew being the favorite was so hard
16:56It takes a lot of patience
16:59I know
17:00When you watch a wheel
17:02Does she still yell at the TV screen when someone buys a vowel?
17:06Vowels are a waste of money
17:10Josephine's missing
17:11Huh?
17:12My Miata
17:13Someone snatched Josie
17:15Why'd you freak it out?
17:17Ah!
17:19Officer, you need to have all units looking for my car
17:21It's a brand new 1995 Miata
17:24Sir, you said the color of your car is British Racing Green?
17:27Yes
17:27They discontinued British Racing Green in the 95 model
17:31The last year the BRG was available was in the 93
17:34It's used
17:35I knew it
17:37Guess that alarm was fake too
17:39Whoop whoop my ass
17:40No, no, no
17:41I got a special edition
17:43Sir
17:43I've got two passions in life
17:45Law enforcement and Japanese sports coupes
17:48That's right
17:49I too am a proud gay man and Miata enthusiast
17:52Well, here we go
17:54Says a repo order was issued for that car
17:56Apparently the owner is way behind in payments
18:04Steve
18:06Okay, so I took out a few loans to pay back some other loans
18:09We're in debt and you didn't tell me?
18:12I thought we were cushy
18:13We're all cushy
18:15We're just a little low on cashier law
18:18Are we poor?
18:19Are they going to take away my stuff?
18:21I like my stuff
18:24Yo
18:25Well, probably should have hung up already
18:27But I didn't
18:27So I heard all that
18:29I'll mail you some literature about the Miata queens of Orlando
18:33We meet every other month
18:34But whatever, you read about it
18:43What's going on?
18:44These two were fast asleep in the backseat of a Miata I repoed
18:47It was more comfortable in the pantry
18:50Uh, of course, my boys I was so worried about and knew we're gone
18:56Thank you for not repoing my children
18:59No problem
19:00Comes with the job
19:01As well as dibs on anything we find in the cars
19:18Hello, Juice
19:22You know, for the record
19:23That dealer told me that Miata was new
19:25Well, people lie
19:27Sometimes even to themselves
19:30Hey, don't worry, okay?
19:32I won't tell the family about any of this
19:33I know business has its ups and downs
19:35You'll get back on your feet
19:37I appreciate it, Louis
19:38You know
19:40I gotta say
19:42It'd be a lot easier if I still had my best salesman
19:46Hey, if you ever need any advice, just give me a call, okay?
19:48Just not on my dedicated fax line
19:50Because that's just for faxes
19:54There we go
19:57Sorry I got a little upset before
19:59Guess I just got caught up in the emotion at the moment
20:01Really?
20:02Because to me, it looked like you were straight up crying
20:05But maybe my baby ears didn't hear it right
20:08Guys want to listen to some Tupac?
20:10Really?
20:11We can listen with you?
20:13I'll go get some Sunny Dean raisins
20:15I'll get a true precious rafter
20:19Well, I can't wait to get out of the swampland
20:22Well, nothing's stopping you
20:25By the way, your hair looks terrible
20:29And your boobs are way too big
20:34Have a safe drive, Mom
20:36Well, she's coming around
20:45Coming
20:46Coming, Mama
20:54We all took something away from that trip
20:56Except Grandma, who set something loose
21:03And in the process, we learned that just like OJ
21:05People weren't always what they seem
21:08I can't believe it
21:10We won
21:11Yes, we did
21:12We finally proved Steve's Miata was used
21:16And we are always honest with each other
21:18We are the most successful couple
21:20You realize we're swimming in debt, too
21:23Yes, but we're swimming together
21:27Oh, man
21:28Come on
21:29That one was gross
21:30I think that's a good idea
21:32Hmm
21:33Hmm
21:34Hmm
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