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مسلسل Friends مترجم - Episode 3
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00:03Hi guys. Hey Phoebe. Hey. Oh, how did it go? Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway
00:09and said, we should do this again. Oh. What? He said we should do it again. That's good,
00:15right? Uh, no. Loosely translated, we should do this again means you will never see me
00:20naked. Since when? Since always. It's like dating language. You know, like, it's not
00:28you means it is you. Or you're such a nice guy means I'm going to be dating leather-wearing
00:34alcoholics and complaining about them to you. Or, or, you know, um, I think we should see
00:40other people means I already am. And everybody knows this. Oh, yeah. Cushions to blow. Yeah,
00:48it's like when you're a kid and your parents put your dog to sleep and they tell you it
00:51went off to live on some farm. That's funny. No, because our parents actually did send our
00:57dog off to live on a farm. Uh, Ross. What? Hello? The Milner's farm in Connecticut? The Milner's,
01:07they had this unbelievable farm. They had, you know, horses and then rabbits that he could
01:11chase and it would, it would... Oh, my God. Chee-Chee.
01:25So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's a joke to grow. Your love life's
01:34the
01:34old way. It's like you're always stuck in second fear. When it hasn't been your day, we've been a month,
01:44we've been a year, but I'll be there for you. I'll be there for you. Like I've been there before.
01:56I'll be there for you.
02:13So how does it feel knowing you're about to die? Warden, in five minutes, my pain will be over,
02:19but you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die.
02:25Hey, that was really good. Yeah? Thanks. Let's keep going. Okay. So, what do you want from me,
02:31Damone? Huh? I just want to go back to my cell, because in my cell, I can smoke. Smoke away.
02:54Okay. I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone. What? Relax your hand. Let your
03:03risk up. Not so much. Oh, hey, hey. All right, now try taking a puff. Right. Okay, no, give it
03:14to me.
03:15No, no, no. I'm not giving you a cigarette. It's fine. It's fine. Look, do you want to get this
03:19part
03:19or not? Here. All right, now, don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that
03:26has
03:26been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete. You miss it?
03:34No, not so much. All right, now we smoke. Oh, my God.
03:44Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of
03:57a guy's
03:57thumb to the tip of his index finger. That's ridiculous. Can I use either thumb? All right,
04:13don't tell me, don't tell me. Decaf cappuccino for Joey. Coffee black. Latte. And a nice tea.
04:29I'm getting pretty good at this. Excellent. Good for me.
04:42I don't have to do that. Okay, sorry. You okay, Phoebe? Yeah, no, I'm just, it's not even
04:50worth it. It's my bank. What did they do to you? It's not, it's just, okay. I'm going through
04:56my mail and I open up their monthly, you know, statement. Easy. And there's 500 extra dollars
05:04in my account. Oh, Satan's minions at work again? Well, yes, because now I have to go
05:10down there and deal with them. What are you talking about? Keep it. It's not mine. I didn't
05:15earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing. Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be
05:19like
05:19shopping. Okay, okay. Let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what
05:26I'd hear with every step I took? Not mine, not mine, not mine. And even if I was happy,
05:33okay, and, and skipping, I'd hear, not, not mine, not, not mine. We're with you. We got
05:39it. Okay. I just, I'd never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt.
05:44Taylor, what are you doing? Hey, what are you doing? Oh, no! What is this? I'm smoking.
05:56I'm smoking. Oh, I can't believe you. You've been so good for three years. And this is my
06:01reward. Hold on a second, all right? Just think about what you went through the last time
06:07you quit. Okay, so this time I won't quit. No. Put it out. All right, I'm holding it
06:11out. I'm putting it out. Oh, no. I, I can't drink this now. All right, I'm going to go change.
06:23I've got a date. This is Alan again. How's it going? It's going pretty good, you know. It's
06:29nice. We're having fun. So when do we get to meet the guy? Yeah. I'd say today's Monday.
06:35Never. Oh. No, no. Not after what happened with Steve. What are you talking about? We
06:40love Steve. Steve was sexy. Sorry. Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just
06:49give me a chance to figure that out. Well, then, can we meet him? Nope. Sorry. I mean, why
07:00should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home and within five minutes, they're all
07:03over him. I mean, they're like coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd. Listen, as
07:10someone who's seen more than her share of bad beef, I'll tell you, that is not such a terrible
07:17thing. Come on now, though. Your friends are just looking out after you. I just wish that
07:21once I'd bring a guy home they actually liked. Well, you do realize that the odds of that
07:26happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy. Let it go, Ross. Yeah,
07:33well, you didn't know Chi Chi. Do you all promise? Yeah, we promise. We'll be good. Chandler,
07:44do you promise to be good?
07:54You can come in, but your filthy tip little buddy has to stay outside.
08:04Hey, peeps.
08:08Dear Ms. Buffet, thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account
08:12for $500. We're sorry for the inconvenience and hope you'll accept this football phone
08:21as our free gift. Do you believe this? Now I have $1,000 and a football phone.
08:28What bank is this? Okay, it's him. Who is it? Chandler! He's here!
08:42Okay, please be good. Please. I mean, just remember how much you all like me.
08:49Hi, Alan. This is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan.
08:53Hi. Hi. Hi, Alan. I've heard so much about all you guys.
09:06Thanks. I'll play tomorrow. Thanks.
09:12Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan fashion begin. Who's going to take the first shot?
09:20Hmm? Come on. I'll go.
09:27Let's start with the way he kept picking. You know, I'm sorry. I can't do this. Can't do it. We
09:32loved him.
09:33We loved him. He was great.
09:35Wait a minute. We're talking about someone that I am going out with?
09:38Yes. And did you notice?
09:40Yeah.
09:46No, it was great. The way his smile was kind of crooked.
09:49Yes, yes, like the man in the shoe.
09:52What shoe?
09:54From the nursery rhyme.
09:56There was a crooked man who had a crooked smile who lived in a shoe for a while.
10:04So I think Alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured.
10:11What future boyfriends? No, no, I think this could be, you know, that...
10:15Really?
10:16Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhoff impression alone.
10:20You know I'm going to be doing that at parties, right?
10:26You know what I like most about him, though?
10:29What?
10:30The way he makes me feel about myself.
10:36Yeah.
10:37Yeah.
10:37Yeah.
10:46Hi.
10:55How was the game?
10:57Well, we won!
11:01Thank you!
11:01Yeah!
11:02That's fantastic. I have one question.
11:04How is that possible?
11:06Alan, he was unbelievable.
11:09He was like that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right?
11:13But instead of Bugs, it was first base Alan.
11:14Second base Alan.
11:15First base Alan.
11:19I mean, it was like he made us into a team.
11:23Yep, we sure showed those acidic jewelers a thing or two about softball.
11:27Nice.
11:29Can I ask you guys a question?
11:31Do you ever think that Alan is maybe sometimes...
11:34What?
11:35I don't know, a little too Alan?
11:38Oh, no, that's impossible.
11:40He'd never be too Alan.
11:42Yeah, it's his innate Alan-ness that we adore.
11:46I personally could have a gallon of Alan.
11:49Uh-oh!
11:55Hey, Lizzie.
11:56Hey, weird girl.
11:58I brought you alphabet soup.
12:00Did you pick out the vowels?
12:01Yes, but I left in the Ys.
12:03You know, sometimes Y.
12:05I also have something else for you.
12:07Saltines?
12:08No, but would you like $1,000 in a football phone?
12:11What?
12:13Oh, my God.
12:15Oh, my God, there's really money in here.
12:17I know.
12:18Weird girl, what are you doing?
12:20No, I want you to have it.
12:21I don't want it.
12:23No, no, I have to give you something.
12:25No, it's fine.
12:26Do you want my tinfoil hat?
12:29No, because you need that.
12:31No, it's okay.
12:32Thanks.
12:32Please, let me do something.
12:35Okay, all right, I'll tell you what.
12:36You buy me a soda, and then we're even.
12:39Okay?
12:40Okay.
12:41Okay.
12:56Okay.
13:00Okay.
13:09Okay.
13:43Keep the change.
13:46Thanks, Lizzie.
13:47Sure you don't want a pretzel?
13:48No, I'm fine. Thanks.
13:50See ya.
13:57Huh.
13:59A thumb?
14:02I know. I know. I opened it up, and there it was, just floating in there like this tiny little
14:07hitchhiker.
14:10Well, maybe it's a contest, you know, like collect all five.
14:15Does, um, anyone want to see?
14:17No.
14:18Thanks.
14:20Oh, hey, don't do that.
14:22It's worse than the thumb.
14:25Hey, this is so unfair.
14:27Oh, why is it unfair?
14:29So I have a flaw. Big deal.
14:32Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying, and Ross with his over-pronouncing every single word,
14:37and Monica with that snort when she laughs.
14:40I mean, what the hell is that then?
14:43I accept all those flaws. Why can't you accept me for this?
14:54Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody at this point?
15:01Well, I, I could live without it.
15:04Huh.
15:06Was it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her head?
15:13Oh, now, don't listen to him, Phoebes, all right? I think it's endearing.
15:17Oh, you do, do you?
15:25You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.
15:29Indeed, there isn't.
15:33I should really get back to work.
15:35Yeah, otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.
15:38Well.
15:41Oh, the hair comes up and the gloves come off.
15:45Well, it started with this guy right here, and that's the guy right here, and that's the guy.
15:59Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
16:04No.
16:06Okay.
16:08Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
16:11Were we, were we talking about the coyotes here?
16:14All right, a cow got through.
16:19Can you believe it?
16:21It's just, you know what?
16:22I just don't feel the thing.
16:25I mean, they feel the thing.
16:27I don't feel the thing.
16:29Honey, you should always feel the thing.
16:36Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him.
16:39I don't know, it's just going to be really hard.
16:41Yeah, he's a big boy, you'll get over it.
16:43No, he'll be fine.
16:45It's the other five I'm worried about.
16:48Do you have any respect for your body?
16:50Don't you realize what you're doing to yourself?
16:52Hey, you know, I've had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease.
16:57The bottom line is smoking is cool, and you know it.
17:03Chandler, it's Alan.
17:05He wants to speak to you.
17:07Really?
17:07He does?
17:10Hey, buddy, what's up?
17:14Oh, she told you about that, huh?
17:17Well, yeah, I have one now and then.
17:19Well, yeah, now.
17:22Oh, it's not that big.
17:26Well, that's true.
17:30Gee, you know, no one's ever put it like that before.
17:34Well, okay, thanks.
17:47God, he's good.
17:49If only he were a woman.
17:52Yeah.
17:58Good lamb chop.
18:00How old is that sock?
18:03If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years, I'd be talking, too.
18:09Okay, I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch.
18:15Hey.
18:18Where's Joey?
18:19Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him.
18:23Do you think that was wrong?
18:27I think he's across the hall.
18:29Thanks.
18:30There you go.
18:32Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
18:36Hey, Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?
18:38Pheebs?
18:40Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?
18:45Hey, I mind.
18:48Sorry.
18:49You know, those stupid soda people gave me $7,000 for the thumb.
18:53Oh, are you kidding?
18:55And on my way over here, I stepped in gum.
18:59What is up with the universe?
19:02What's going on?
19:03Nothing.
19:03I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
19:06It's even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear.
19:12Uh, Joey.
19:14Oh, God.
19:17Okay.
19:18Oh, please.
19:20Guys, we have to talk.
19:22Wait, wait.
19:23I'm getting a deja vu.
19:25No, I'm not.
19:29All right, we have to talk.
19:30There it is.
19:35Okay, it's about Alan.
19:36Alan, there's something that you should know.
19:41Oh, man, there's really no easy way to say this.
19:46I've decided to break up with Alan.
19:53Is there somebody else?
19:57No, no, no, no.
19:59It's just, you know, things change.
20:01People change.
20:03We didn't change.
20:07So that's it?
20:09It's over?
20:11Just like that?
20:13You know, you let your guard down.
20:16You know, you start to really care about someone.
20:17And I just, I...
20:22Look, I could go on pretending.
20:24Okay.
20:25No.
20:26That wouldn't be fair to me.
20:27It wouldn't be fair to Alan.
20:28It wouldn't be fair to you.
20:29Yeah, well, who wants fair?
20:32I mean, I just want things back.
20:34You know, the way they were.
20:38I'm sorry.
20:39Oh, she's sorry.
20:40I feel better.
20:43I just can't believe this.
20:45I mean, with the holidays coming up,
20:47I wanted them to meet my family.
20:51I'll meet someone else.
20:52They'll be other Alan's.
21:00Are you guys going to be okay?
21:02Hey, hey, we'll be fine.
21:04We're just going to need a little time.
21:07I understand.
21:14Wow.
21:16I'm really sorry.
21:17Yeah.
21:18I mean, I'm sorry, too.
21:20But I got to tell you, I am a little relieved.
21:23Relieved?
21:24Yeah, well, I mean, I had a great time with you.
21:28I just can't stand your friends.
21:37Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?
21:42That was fun.
21:44Yeah.
21:46You could roll like a Viking.
21:47Yeah.
21:52Hi.
21:53Good.
21:57So how'd it go?
21:59You know, did he mention us?
22:08He says he's really going to miss you guys.
22:17You had a rough day, huh?
22:19Oh, you have no idea.
22:20Come here.
22:25That's it.
22:26I'm getting cigarettes.
22:26No, no, no.
22:27No, no, no.
22:28I don't care.
22:28I don't care.
22:29Game's over.
22:30I'm weak.
22:30I've got to smoke.
22:31I've got to have the smoke.
22:33If you never smoke again, I'll give you $7,000.
22:36Yeah, all right.
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