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مسلسل Fresh Off the Boat مترجم - Episode 3
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00:04Orlando, 1995. Just as glamorous as it sounds.
00:08My dad moved our family there from D.C. so he could open his own restaurant.
00:12But business wasn't going quite the way he planned.
00:15He planned to have customers, and he didn't.
00:18Moms was worried too, about money and about fitting in with the neighborhood women.
00:22So Melrose Place is about prostitutes who are mad at each other.
00:27Yes.
00:30The one person who never seemed to worry was my younger brother, Emery.
00:33He blended in like a chameleon.
00:35My favorite movie's Gremlins.
00:37And Grandma and Evan were just hanging out, squishing bugs.
00:43And that's me, your boy Eddie Wong.
00:45Still straight struggling to fit in at my new school.
00:51Dude, are those nurses' shoes?
00:54Yeah, they're your mom's.
00:56My mom does happen to be a nurse, and she helps sick people get better.
01:00Can't wait to tell everybody the new Chinese kid wears nurses' shoes.
01:04Walter's not wearing Jordans either.
01:06He doesn't need to, he's black.
01:08That's like built-in Jordans.
01:11This school's ridiculous.
01:13They were jerks, but remember, this was 1995, before the internet.
01:17I couldn't just search Asian kids who like hip-hop.
01:19I had to figure out a way to fit in, or be stuck eating lunch with a janitor and his
01:23kite.
01:24I'm just saying, don't call it a seasonal fruit salad if it's nothing but melons.
01:47My famous tuna salad.
01:49Mmm, mac and cheese with bacon bits.
01:52Mmm, stinky tofu.
01:55Mmm, that's exotic.
02:01How is this fuller than before?
02:04Aren't you going to try some?
02:05Oh, no.
02:07But I admire you for making it.
02:09It's that enterprising spirit that made Taiwan a world's power in Little League baseball.
02:13I watched a documentary about China in college.
02:15You guys, I am so excited for this year's block party.
02:20I'm so excited about our karaoke number.
02:22What's the party for?
02:24The Daytona 500.
02:26What's the Daytona 500?
02:28We watch cars race around speedways 200 times, stopping only for fuel or engine maintenance.
02:32And although the ultimate cup winner is decided by an elaborate point system, individual race winners can still celebrate by
02:37getting a grandfather clock or drinking a glass of milk.
02:40Have you had drinking milk isn't specifically NASCAR, but auto racing in general.
02:45Do you have any aspirin?
02:51Hey there, neighbor?
02:53Hello, neighbor.
02:54I'm Louis.
02:55I'm Marvin.
02:56This is honey.
02:57Hello.
02:58Hi.
02:58We just got back from a month in the Keys.
03:01Oh, that's wonderful.
03:01You took your daughter on such a nice vacation.
03:04Your dad is a good man.
03:06Listen to him stay in school.
03:08She's my wife.
03:09Of course she's your wife.
03:10She doesn't look like you at all.
03:17Yikes.
03:19Oh, no.
03:20You're reading Stephen King.
03:22What's wrong?
03:23I have nothing in common with these neighborhood women.
03:25Stephen King, I miss my friends back in D.C.
03:29We had such pleasant talks.
03:35I guess I'm just lonely.
03:44You'll make new friends.
03:46It just take time.
03:47And stop reading that book.
03:48Those stories always give you nightmares.
03:50You know what gives me nightmares?
03:52Our bank account.
03:53Stephen King should publish my checkbook.
03:58Mom, can I get the new Air Jordans?
04:00Why not?
04:01They don't cost that much.
04:02My sneakers aren't fine.
04:04You never let me get anything.
04:06God!
04:08I'm looking forward to when he wants a car.
04:11And there's a point system, and then something happens with a clock, and then the winner drinks milk.
04:16I love it.
04:16I love it.
04:17Okay, this block party is a great opportunity for us to network and promote the restaurant.
04:21When is it?
04:22I don't know.
04:22There's a party planning meeting tonight.
04:24I sent representatives.
04:26Look, Alice.
04:27I don't want to sound like a broken record, but why not a petting zoo?
04:30We need to show people that Cattleman's Ranch has great food, you know?
04:34We've got to generate a buzz to bring in the customers.
04:36I'll get a meat smoker.
04:38We'll give out steak and ribs.
04:39Oh, are you crazy?
04:40We cannot afford to just give away food.
04:43The restaurant's not making any money.
04:45We could barely pay our bills.
04:47Jessica, it's important to project the image you want people to see.
04:51If you want to be successful, you have to project success.
04:55That's what I needed to do.
04:56I wanted to change the way the kids at school saw me.
04:58So I turned to the one person who could guide me through this.
05:02Old, dirty, bastard.
05:13Oh, baby, I like it, boy.
05:16Yeah, baby, I like it, boy.
05:18Oh, baby, I like it, boy.
05:21Yeah, baby, I like it, boy.
05:24Shimmy, shimmy, y'all.
05:25Shimmy, yeah, shimmy, yeah.
05:27Give me the mic so I can take her away.
05:29Off on an absolute charge-born voyage.
05:32Yeah, from the home of the Dodge and Brooklyn squad.
05:35Who take the love, he's on the score.
05:37That's it.
05:38A hot girl was the ultimate status symbol.
05:40Even if I couldn't have Jordans.
05:41If I had a fine shorty on my arm, pssst, wouldn't matter.
05:45Thanks, ODB.
05:47Be right back.
05:48Taking out the trash.
05:58Shimmy, shimmy, y'all.
05:59Shimmy, y'all.
06:00Shimmy, yeah.
06:00Give me the mic so I can take her away.
06:04Off on a natural charge-born voyage.
06:06Yeah, from the home of the Dodge and Brooklyn squad.
06:08Who take the love, he's on the score.
06:11They know you got a discounted home.
06:13For you to even touch my skill.
06:15You got the person what you're gonna be.
06:17And he ain't more to kill now.
06:19Chop that down.
06:20Pass it all around.
06:21Eddie!
06:22That's very expensive.
06:23If you want to waste something, you waste water.
06:26Do not throw juice.
06:27Mom, get out of my fantasy.
06:29Jessica, water doesn't project success.
06:32Capri-san does.
06:33As does cattlemen's ranch ribs.
06:36Gray pork at a fair price.
06:38Come on, fly girls.
06:38Try a rib.
06:39Tell a friend.
06:40This is not free, okay?
06:41I'm going to charge you all.
06:48Dad saw an opportunity to promote our restaurant at the NASCAR party.
06:51He just needed to figure out what the hell NASCAR was first.
06:54Hello.
06:55Uh, do you have any NASCAR videos?
06:57Car, truck, cup series, or bush, short track, or road race?
07:01I, uh, which one is the milk?
07:06All right, come on.
07:08Come on, let's go walk past the adult section and try to see inside.
07:12I thought those were the westerns.
07:14Only the sexy ones.
07:17They die and leave their wives their money.
07:22Dolores Claiborne.
07:25Sometimes they're driving home from their mistress's apartment and their brakes suddenly fail.
07:31An accident of Dolores can be an unhappy woman's best friend.
07:39My husband doesn't like it when I watch Stephen King movies.
07:42He thinks I get scared.
07:44That's the best part.
07:44It's my favorite part.
07:46I'm honey.
07:47My husband Marvin and I are your neighbors.
07:49Oh, I'm Jessica.
07:51It's so nice to meet you.
07:52Nice to meet you too.
07:54So you want to be a gangster?
07:56All that smoke any E.
07:59Don't even trip.
08:01You'll be hard as hell.
08:02Take whatever you want.
08:04Punk suckers want to find me.
08:05What happened to your leg?
08:11I'm so hungover.
08:13What?
08:14Hi, girl.
08:16How you living?
08:19I'm fine.
08:21Hi, I'm honey.
08:23Yeah, you are.
08:24Eddie, stop acting weird.
08:25Go to the bathroom.
08:26We're leaving soon.
08:27Aye, mama.
08:28Aye.
08:31He seems nice.
08:34What was that?
08:35Phase one of my plan.
08:36I need the guys from school to see me with her.
08:39No one's going to care I'm not wearing Jordans after that.
08:41But she's like a woman.
08:44Exactly.
08:45A fine-ass woman like that, leaning on me like in rap videos?
08:49That'll give me mad respect, son.
08:51And these Skittles are compliments of that gentleman over there.
08:56Go on, girl.
08:57Taste the rainbow.
09:01You know who won every race?
09:03The advertising companies.
09:05Little Debbie.
09:07I knew what Debbie won, but she was not little.
09:09She went by Big Deb.
09:11I'm going over to Honey's.
09:13I think I found a friend I actually like.
09:16Oh, good.
09:17That's great.
09:17I told you.
09:18It just takes time.
09:19Your mom's.
09:20You see, honey?
09:21Ask her how those Skittles treated her.
09:23Why are you giving women candy?
09:25Because it's so sweet.
09:27Go to your room.
09:29All right, papa.
09:30All right.
09:33All right.
09:44I don't know what this wife's problem is.
09:47If my husband had a big house like Jack Nicholson,
09:50he could put an axe in any door he wants to.
09:52Why?
09:53Because we have 500 other doors and a maze.
09:56Mm-hmm.
09:58Oh, I can't believe you are actually eating my food.
10:01This is delicious.
10:03You know who's going to love this?
10:04Nicole.
10:05Oh, that's Marvin's daughter.
10:07She's my stepdaughter.
10:08Oh, that's nice.
10:09She's not even your real daughter, and you love her.
10:12Oh, my God.
10:14Don't scare me.
10:16Hello.
10:18May I speak to my wife?
10:21Look, Louis, I know you don't like me watching Stephen King movies,
10:25but this was only...
10:25No, it's not that.
10:26It's Honey.
10:26All the neighborhood women hate her.
10:29Well, that's not true.
10:30Who tell you that?
10:31Evan.
10:32It's true.
10:34They hate her because she ruins Sarah's life.
10:36Who's Sarah?
10:37Marvin's first wife.
10:39Honey split them up.
10:40Well, how do you know this?
10:41The party planning meeting.
10:43Sarah came home early one day and found them on the kitchen floor.
10:46The floor that Sarah just cleaned.
10:49No.
10:50Yes, girl.
10:51Yes.
10:53Then Kara Joan gave us a preview of the karaoke number.
10:57Not great.
10:58All right.
10:58So they hate her.
10:59So what?
11:00She is the first person I have met here who I actually like.
11:04Well, if they find out that you're friends with Honey, they could turn against you and the restaurant.
11:07They boycotted Rebecca Miller's nail salon because she copied Mary Jo's Jennifer Anson haircut.
11:14You know, the Rachel.
11:16Oh, my sweet boy.
11:18That's a lot of names.
11:19Look, Jessica, you know more than anyone how much we're struggling.
11:23We can't afford to give people any reason to avoid our business.
11:29Okay, you are right.
11:31It is not worth risking the future of the restaurant for somebody who I have just met.
11:35Exactly.
11:36Pick any other woman to be friends with.
11:38Swing a cat.
11:39Hit a white woman.
11:40Be friends with her.
11:40Because our number one priority should be the restaurant succeeding at it.
11:45Oh, you know, I thought I saw a ghost in the window, but it was not a ghost.
11:53I am fine.
11:54And no more Stephen King movies.
12:04You know, like our favorite sport, NASCAR, why not speed over to Cattleman's Ranch for great taste at an affordable
12:13price?
12:14I'm just kidding.
12:15Drive the speed limit, but still, come.
12:17All right, when I say ribeye, you say steak.
12:20Ribeye.
12:21Steak.
12:22All right, we're having fun.
12:25Welcome.
12:25Food goes on the picnic table, which is over there where the petting zoo should have been.
12:38Why are you handing out coupons?
12:40Who are you looking for?
12:41Honey.
12:42I mean, a honey.
12:43A honey woman.
12:45Hand out the coupons, man.
12:48Hey, this is Simone and Bianca.
12:51Hey.
12:52Hi.
12:52You have two dates?
12:54Oh, it's cool.
12:54We're supportive of each other.
12:56You'd think there'd be an issue, but there's not.
13:08Any help with that?
13:09Nope.
13:10Nope.
13:10Nope.
13:10Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
13:14Hey, I just finished getting the house ready for Nicole.
13:17It's our weekend with her. Was Louis mad about the Stephen King?
13:20You know, I have to go. A wasp flew into my mouth.
13:30Oh, hey, Trent. Check this out.
13:37Yo, coupon for one free hug?
13:38Sorry. I'm all lotion-y.
13:41You know, I'm all about that.
13:44Dissed. Maybe you could borrow some of her lotion for that burn.
13:52She's cutting equally sized pieces because of communism.
13:56Isn't that right, Jessica? Because of the communism in your country?
13:58Or I'm just cutting cake.
14:01Anyway, we have some exciting news.
14:03We want you to sing the karaoke number with us.
14:06You do?
14:07Yeah.
14:08Samantha's out. Her mother died.
14:10Here, lyrics for you.
14:11Can I interest you in some cattleman's ranch ribs?
14:15Oh.
14:16Oh.
14:16You know, Tuesday is ladies' night.
14:18We have our special, Melrose Plates of Steak.
14:23There you go.
14:24See? This was the right move.
14:31I bet you it'd be real easy to sabotage one of those cars.
14:36Ooh.
14:38You guys doing a song together?
14:40We were going to be-
14:41Yes, we are.
14:42We'd invite you to join, but it's more of a five-person number.
14:45You understand.
14:47Wow.
14:48Way to make a girl feel like Carrie at the prom, huh?
14:51I don't get it.
14:52Do you get it?
14:54I don't get it.
14:56No, I don't get it.
15:05I heard she gave Burt Reynolds a tug and tumble when they were down here filming Cop and a Half.
15:10Okay.
15:12Care to dance?
15:14Yeah, I'm not really feeling up to it.
15:16Oh, come on.
15:16It'll be fun.
15:25Perfect.
15:26I guess everyone thinks I deserve to be treated like some home-wrecking stripper.
15:33Trouble with the ladies?
15:35Yeah.
15:38Dude, why is this so hard?
15:40Because real life isn't a rap video, Eddie.
15:42Boys, don't just talk to each other.
15:44Network.
15:46Hey, I like what you're doing here, but don't let your mom see.
15:50Look, Eddie.
15:51Love is tricky.
15:52Who said anything about love?
15:54I'm talking about women.
15:56You're just saying that because you've never been in love.
15:58Me?
15:59I love love.
16:00It's like everything goes in slow motion.
16:03And you feel this pain in your heart.
16:05It's good pain.
16:06The pain of Cupid's arrow.
16:08Do you know what woman loves us?
16:10Mom.
16:11Love is for moms.
16:13You guys are funny.
16:16I know I should wait 30 minutes after I eat before I go in the pool.
16:19But hey, then I never go in the pool.
16:21Hey, everyone.
16:23Thanks for coming out.
16:24As you know, every year the girls and I like to do a little karaoke number for y'all when
16:28there's a lull in the racing action.
16:32I need some non-jigada.
16:34And this year we have chosen a song by a group called En Vogue.
16:40No, it was not a unanimous decision, but I hope the person among them...
16:43She's eating my food.
16:44Because pride is such an...
16:46I have something to say.
16:48In Chinese culture, this is a welcome speech.
16:51Or Xinhua.
16:52Shut up, Theodra.
16:54I would like to dedicate this song to my friend, Honey.
17:02Our friendship might be off to a rocky start, but just like the haunted 58 Plymouth in the classic Stephen
17:09King novel, Christine, you can't kill it.
17:12But if I should stay, I would only be in your way.
17:34So I'll go home.
17:38Your wife has a beautiful voice.
17:40Is she a professional?
17:42Uh, no, but she sometimes sings at our restaurant.
17:47Uh, the address is on the back.
17:50Hmm.
17:53And I will always love you.
18:04I will always love you.
18:10I didn't know Asians liked karaoke.
18:13That's my wife.
18:15Voice of an angel.
18:17She's performing at Cattlemen's Ranch.
18:19Oh, oh.
18:22And I...
18:23This is not a duet.
18:25Okay, yeah.
18:26We'll always love you.
18:36So, which kid is it?
18:38What?
18:40Which kid do you want to see us together?
18:43This isn't my first rodeo.
18:49Uh, so what do you need?
18:52Cheek kiss?
18:53Hand hold?
18:55Sensual hug?
18:57Full body, three seconds, chest to chest?
19:01You got it.
19:02You'd do that for me?
19:04Your mom's a friend of mine.
19:06Come on.
19:09Okay.
19:11Are they watching?
19:16Oh.
19:19So you want to be a gangster?
19:24Oh crap.
19:27Oh, okay.
19:28All right.
19:28And we got it.
19:29Okay.
19:34I'd never been happier than at that moment.
19:36Which is why I didn't see what happened next coming.
19:39Oh, baby.
19:40I like it more.
19:42Yeah, baby.
19:43I like it more.
19:44Yeah, baby.
19:45I like it more.
19:47Yeah, baby.
19:48I like it more.
19:50Yeah.
19:50Shimmy shimmy yo, shimmy yam, shimmy yeah.
19:53Give me the mic so I can take a look.
19:55Off on a natural charge, bone voyage.
19:57Yeah, from the home of the dogs of Brooklyn squad
20:00Wu-Tang, killer hubby's on the storm
20:02Rain, oh, you got a sh**, you're so dumb
20:05Well, you didn't even touch my skill
20:07You gotta go for one killer bee and he ain't gonna kill now
20:10Chop that down, pass her all around
20:12Parents get hard, quick, she met on the ground
20:15For an EMC and any 52 states, I get psycho
20:21Hi, Nicole!
20:22Hey, slut. Hi, Daddy.
20:24Hi, sweetheart.
20:25In that instant, I knew what my brother Emery had been talking about
20:29The pain of Cupid's arrow
20:31Watch out!
20:33Or a lawn dart
20:35It slipped
20:36Eddie! Eddie, what did you do?
20:40Me?
20:41I have a dart in my back
20:42Somebody call an ambulance!
20:45There's a hospital right near Cattleman's Ranch
20:52The block party turned out to be a great thing for our family
20:55My dad was happy that we raised interest in the restaurant
20:58You were awesome today
20:59Thank you
21:00And you were
21:03Also there
21:07My mom made her first friend in Orlando
21:17And even though I was almost killed by a lawn dart
21:19I was happy
21:20Because I met her
21:24Yo
21:25I was mad in love
21:27I think that's a good idea
21:32Hmm
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