- 5 days ago
Over Exposed
Jonesy accidentally sees Jen fully naked when her towel falls off during an argument. They both swear secrecy, but end up telling the rest of the gang while Jonesy struggles to get the image out of his head. Meanwhile, Chrissy starts working at the Soft Rock Café (a parody of the Hard Rock Café), and Kristen and Kirsten begin looking up to Nikki instead. Jude also gets addicted to Burger McFlippster's Ragin’ Cajun fries. At the end, Nikki helps out Jen to feel comfortable again by showing the entire Soft Rock Café a picture of Jonsey naked.
Jonesy accidentally sees Jen fully naked when her towel falls off during an argument. They both swear secrecy, but end up telling the rest of the gang while Jonesy struggles to get the image out of his head. Meanwhile, Chrissy starts working at the Soft Rock Café (a parody of the Hard Rock Café), and Kristen and Kirsten begin looking up to Nikki instead. Jude also gets addicted to Burger McFlippster's Ragin’ Cajun fries. At the end, Nikki helps out Jen to feel comfortable again by showing the entire Soft Rock Café a picture of Jonsey naked.
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00:00Time's less!
00:17Occupied!
00:17Get out, Jen! I've got to go!
00:19Well, you'll have to wait. I'm busy.
00:25Oh, come on! I really have to go bad!
00:30Hurry up! I can't hold it much longer!
00:34I'm serious, Jen! Open up!
00:38I was here first, Jonesy, so deal.
00:41Actually, your family moved in with us three weeks ago, so technically, I was here first.
00:45Sucks to be you then, doesn't it?
00:47P takes precedence over hair.
00:49Oh, is that another rule made up by your brothers? Because I don't care!
00:54Fine! But if there's a puddle out here in a minute, I am not gonna be held responsible!
00:58You are so disgusting!
01:00Get out of the bathroom!
01:02No way, Jonesy! I still have to brush my teeth!
01:05Whoa.
01:06Whoa what?
01:07T-t-t-t-towel?
01:10Other one!
01:11Ah!
01:14Ah!
01:15Ah!
01:18Okay, calm down.
01:20So, I can use the bathroom now?
01:29I cannot handle Jude and Wyatt knowing what happened this morning.
01:33Do you hear me? It goes way beyond all acceptable embarrassment levels.
01:36What about me? And if Nikki finds out, we're done for sure!
01:39So we're agreed? No one can find out that you saw me, you know, like that. Ever!
01:45Definitely! It'll be our little secret.
01:50Excuse me.
01:52Uh, miss?
01:53Sorry, I don't speak English.
01:55Yes, I'm looking for a cardigan. It's just a warm...
01:58Uh, I'm really sorry. I have no idea what you're saying.
02:01Nikki, could you join us, please?
02:03Excuse us.
02:05That sounded like English to me.
02:06Okay, what's so important you had to tear me away from a customer?
02:11I have an announcement.
02:13Ooh! I love announcements!
02:15I know, they're so formal.
02:17Ugh, kill me now.
02:19Kristen?
02:20Kirsten?
02:21I've been offered the position of hostess at the new soft-rock cafe in the mall!
02:26Yee!
02:27That restaurant is so major!
02:30Yeah, it's... it's like ultra!
02:32Have you ever actually been in one before?
02:34Uh, no. They just built it?
02:38Duh!
02:39It's a real step up for my career in the customer service industry!
02:43And why am I supposed to care?
02:45Well, the official opening is tonight.
02:50Which means I'm leaving the barn!
02:55Okay!
02:56Will you be back before closing?
02:58No, guys, this is it!
03:00I'm leaving the barn for good!
03:04So, we'll see you here tomorrow?
03:06No!
03:07I won't be here!
03:09Oh!
03:10Is this about inventory?
03:11No!
03:12Oh, for the...
03:13Chrissy is quitting!
03:14Ah!
03:15No!
03:17Yes!
03:18And I have to leave someone in charge until head office hires a replacement!
03:22But I can't pick between my two best friends!
03:26Aww!
03:28And I can't pick Nikki, because, well...
03:30You're Nikki.
03:32So I'm leaving everyone equally in charge!
03:35You all know what to do!
03:36Make me proud!
03:37Oh, I love you guys!
03:42Chrissy, we love you too!
03:46She's not going to war, guys.
03:48She's going down the hall.
03:51Unbelievable.
03:54Yellow!
03:54My life is over!
03:56And the fun continues.
04:01Tripping, hot, and tasty, too.
04:03The burger I'm flipping is just for you.
04:08Burger McFlipster's Ragin' Cajun Fries are so good!
04:13You want a burger with those?
04:14No, no burger.
04:16Just the fries.
04:18Okay, then.
04:21Guys, I have something to...
04:23Hey, look what you did to my shirt!
04:27Hubba hubba.
04:30Jerk.
04:33Oh, man, that was bad.
04:35Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.
04:36You grumpy already?
04:38It's still morning.
04:39If I tell you, you have to swear you won't tell anyone.
04:42I mean it.
04:43We swear.
04:44You got it.
04:44Swear.
04:47I just saw a gem.
04:50Completely naked.
04:53Our Jen?
04:54Jen, your stepsister Jen?
04:56Yes, Jen!
04:57Jen!
04:57Our Jen!
04:58Whoa.
04:59And I promised I wouldn't tell you guys, so you are sworn to secrecy.
05:05So, did you look?
05:07I tried so hard not to, but it was everywhere I looked.
05:09This is bad.
05:10Dude, tell me about it.
05:12I keep picturing my stepsister slash friend all naked.
05:15It's a nightmare.
05:15Who would have ever thought seeing a girl naked would be a bad thing?
05:19Oh, it's bad, bro.
05:20We can't even look at each other anymore.
05:22What am I going to do?
05:24Okay, just close your eyes and picture something else instead.
05:28Something harmless, like, uh...
05:31A french fry.
05:32Hmm.
05:35French fry.
05:37Check.
05:37Now, visualize a burger.
05:40You're really fixated on food today, aren't you?
05:42One burger coming up.
05:46You know what?
05:47This is easy.
05:48Good.
05:49Now try it with ice cream.
05:55Ah!
05:56The ice cream cone morphed into Jen naked.
05:59I can't get the picture out of my head.
06:01Maybe just stick to burgers, then.
06:03Oh, man.
06:04I'm going to be late for my first day on the job.
06:06I got to split.
06:08That was heavy.
06:10Can I have some more fries?
06:14Come on, Jen.
06:15Just tell us what happened.
06:17You've got to get it out.
06:18We're here for you.
06:20Ah.
06:21All right.
06:22But you cannot tell a soul.
06:24It's in the vault.
06:26Well, Jonesy and I were fighting over the bathroom this morning,
06:29and he saw me, you know, naked.
06:35Oh.
06:36Is that it?
06:39What do you mean, is that it?
06:41This is, like, the third time you've accidentally flashed him.
06:44At this point, what's the big deal?
06:46She's right, Jen.
06:47We've all seen your boobs.
06:48Oh.
06:49The big deal is that this time, he saw everything.
06:53That's bad.
06:55Uh, yeah, exactly.
06:56But he's your stepbrother.
06:59Oh, no.
07:00Oh, no.
07:01You're hyperventilating.
07:02Breathe into this, okay?
07:04Deeply and slowly.
07:07That's it.
07:08Take it easy.
07:09Now, who else knows about this?
07:11No one.
07:12Jonesy promised you wouldn't tell the guys.
07:14Well, that's good.
07:15Yeah, but I promised I wouldn't tell you guys, and I did.
07:18Don't worry.
07:19If you act normal, maybe he'll act normal, too.
07:23I folded the sweaters, like you said.
07:25And I dusted the light bulbs.
07:27So has Chrissy come back yet?
07:28Not yet.
07:29When do you think she'll come back?
07:31With any luck, never.
07:34What if Chrissy never comes back?
07:36Ever?
07:37What will happen to us?
07:39Who will show us what to do?
07:40What to wear?
07:41What to think?
07:42I don't know!
07:44Step Lively clones, customers on the floor, and I'm not helping them.
07:48She's right, Kirsten.
07:49We have a wall of boyfriend-sized sweaters out there, and Chrissy would want us to sell them.
07:55Okay.
07:59Okay.
08:00Welcome.
08:01I'm your new manager, Chuck Damplefire.
08:03You're all part of the inner soft rock circle now.
08:06So, first up, peace.
08:09Tonight, we're opening the doors to the world's newest soft rock cafe, with an exclusive VIP party.
08:15As with every soft rock opening, a major star will attend, and tonight's star is Liza Lohman.
08:23Hold up.
08:24The Liza Lohman?
08:25Teen movie queen?
08:26Music video siren?
08:28Girl of my dreams?
08:29Liza Lohman?
08:30The same, bro.
08:31Nice.
08:34You're gonna need to dial that down a hair, Chrissy.
08:37Remember, we're all about the relax here.
08:42Much better.
08:43So, Chuck, righteous mustache man, how long have you been tending that baby?
08:48Oh, we go back about 15 years.
08:50Funny story, actually.
08:52Sweet.
08:52I wish you could meet my friends so you could tell them, too.
08:55Well, they could come to the party.
08:57How many passes will they need?
08:58You're gonna love them.
08:59I swear, back soon.
09:01He reminds me of me.
09:03Back before my spirit was crushed by the man.
09:06And now, I am the man.
09:10Heavy.
09:12Ever since Chrissy left, Kristen and Kirsten have gone completely off the normal road.
09:17What do you mean?
09:18Well, maybe I'm imagining this, but it seems like lately, they're acting like me.
09:24Oh, hang on.
09:25Customer to humiliate.
09:26Do you have this in a bigger size?
09:29Yes, but it will still make you look like a crusty hairball.
09:33It really does look crusty.
09:35Yeah, crusty.
09:37With hair.
09:38Ooh-hoo.
09:39Good one, Kristen.
09:41So, how did we do?
09:43I see what's happening.
09:45They've lost their leader, Chrissy.
09:47So, in the absence of true leadership, they've resorted to following you.
09:51Ugh, why me?
09:52I hate this place.
09:54In this world, there are leaders and there are followers.
09:57I guess they see you as a leader.
09:59Huh, interesting.
10:01I'll call you back.
10:02How about this skirt?
10:03Ooh, ooh, let me try.
10:05Okay, let's see what you've got.
10:07You're ugly!
10:08Ooh!
10:09What was that?
10:10I dissed her, just like you do.
10:12Oh, you dissed her sister, yeah!
10:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
10:16That was not a good diss.
10:18Look, if you're gonna slam something, focus on the merchandise.
10:22Like, wow, that's a great skirt.
10:25It could double as a garbage bag.
10:27Wow!
10:28Can you teach us?
10:30You're putting me in charge?
10:33Ladies, you're in good hands.
10:42It's like they're clay, just waiting for me to mold them into miniature versions of me.
10:47You're the new Chrissy.
10:49Forget Chrissy.
10:50This is the dawn of a new era for the khaki barn.
10:53Delivery for the raging Cajun man.
10:55Bro, you're a lifesaver.
10:58How many fries have you had today?
11:00Shh, not in front of the fries.
11:02They should all feel special.
11:06Here comes Jen.
11:08Just act normal.
11:09Dude, I'm scared.
11:10What if I start to picture her naked, too?
11:13But you haven't seen her naked.
11:15I have a pretty good imagination.
11:18Um, hey guys.
11:19Hey, Jen.
11:21It's so normal to see you.
11:24So, um, what's new?
11:26Nothing.
11:27Why do you ask?
11:28No reason.
11:29In fact, I haven't heard anything about you recently at all.
11:34Fry?
11:35Since when do you share your food?
11:39Never!
11:40That was close.
11:41Guess what daddy brought home from the salt mines.
11:45Ah, VIP passes to the Soft Rock Cafe opening party.
11:49Nice one.
11:50Cool.
11:50That's great.
11:51Uh, can't make it.
11:52Gotta run later.
11:53Wait, guess who's gonna be there for the opener?
11:56Liza Lohman.
11:57No way.
11:58I have all her albums.
12:00Yeah, all two of them.
12:01I've seen every movie she's made.
12:03Ugh, you really are a fan.
12:05I think you deserve the first pa-
12:09Jonesy?
12:13What's wrong?
12:14Can I have a pass?
12:15Uh, here you go.
12:16One pass for Liza's biggest fanny.
12:18I mean fan.
12:19Dude, visualize a burger.
12:22What are you talking about?
12:24You know.
12:25No, we don't.
12:26You totally do.
12:28Well, obviously so do you.
12:30You told them?
12:31Okay, everyone stay calm.
12:34You know, it's not that big a deal.
12:35Yeah, it's not like I'm gonna, like, always picture you naked or anything.
12:42I'm sorry.
12:43Please come back.
12:44I mean back.
12:45Ugh, Jen.
12:47Ugh.
12:53This is officially the first time I've ever liked working here.
12:56Should we do another drill?
12:58Good idea.
12:58Ready and diss that top.
13:01That top looks like someone barfed on it.
13:03Where is all the service around here?
13:05Sorry, we're like busy.
13:06How are our sales?
13:08Since Chrissy left, down 92%.
13:10Excellent.
13:11Here's to the new and improved khaki barn.
13:16This is paradise.
13:17Who's calling?
13:18So I've made a decision.
13:19I'm never gonna be in the same room with Jonesy ever again.
13:22Won't that be a little hard?
13:24You live in the same house.
13:25No, I'll just change my work schedule, my social schedule, my entire life schedule.
13:30Wait, hold up.
13:31You have a life schedule?
13:33Uh, yeah.
13:34Don't you?
13:35Ew.
13:36Where are you?
13:37I'm in the loathsome washrooms, hiding from Jonesy.
13:41Oh, yeah.
13:41That's a foolproof plan.
13:43Sarcasm.
13:44Just what I was looking for.
13:45Look, just stay put.
13:46We'll figure something out, okay?
13:49Just 18 months, six days until I leave for college.
13:56Have you ever seen a burger on a yummy yummy bun?
13:59A jumbo raging Cajun fries, please?
14:03You should lay off the fries for a while.
14:05Hang on a sec.
14:12No!
14:13Dude!
14:14Tim's got a strict freshness policy.
14:17We have to trash anything that sits under the heat lamps for more than 20 minutes.
14:20So trash them into me?
14:23No way, I could lose my job.
14:24Only employees are allowed to have the 20-minute fries.
14:28Employees, eh?
14:34Jen, where are you?
14:36If you're here to drive me to the VIP party at the Soft Rock Cafe, you can just forget it.
14:41But Liza Lohman's gonna be there.
14:43Jonesy will be there, too.
14:44Okay, that's it.
14:46You have every right to be at this party.
14:48You can't stop living your life just because of one extremely naked moment.
14:51That's easy for you to say.
14:53He didn't see your bod.
14:55Okay, let's get to the root of what's really bugging you here.
14:58Is it that he saw your bits and pieces?
15:00Hey!
15:01Or that he's gotten to see more of you than you've seen of him?
15:04I knew it.
15:05This is a competitive thing, isn't it?
15:07Then there's only one answer.
15:08You have to restore the balance here.
15:10The balance?
15:11You have to see Jonesy naked, too.
15:14Okay, but how are we gonna manage that?
15:17Leave it to me.
15:19What?
15:20Almost time to rest my feet.
15:22End of the day and I smell like meat.
15:24Hey there, co-worker.
15:26Jude, what are you doing back here?
15:28Check it out.
15:29I'm undercover.
15:30Jude, you've got a serious problem.
15:32I know.
15:33So many fries, so little stomach.
15:36I think you're getting addicted to the fries.
15:39Dude, I can stop at any time.
15:41Except now.
15:43Or in the near future.
15:45Coming!
15:46Ah!
15:47Ha ha ha!
15:49Uh-oh.
15:57That is so wrong.
16:01Welcome to the Soft Rock Cafe!
16:03So Jen's not coming?
16:04Last thing I heard, she was holed up in the washroom,
16:07claiming she'd never be in the same room with you again.
16:09Oh, man, this is so bad.
16:13Kirsten!
16:13Kirsten!
16:14Check out Hostess Girl.
16:16Hey, Hostess Girl.
16:18Nice uniform.
16:19Yeah, is there a funeral in town?
16:21Guys!
16:22It's me!
16:24Hugs!
16:25Ha ha ha!
16:26Girls?
16:27I don't think so.
16:29They're with me now.
16:30No!
16:30How could you take advantage of them like that?
16:33Oh, it was surprisingly easy.
16:34Girls, come work with me here!
16:37It'll be like old times!
16:39Eee!
16:40Whee!
16:41Get back here, you two!
16:44Girls, don't you know who your real friend is?
16:48Oh, right.
16:49Who did you have more fun with, huh?
16:51Okay, come with me, and I'll give you passes to the VIP party.
16:56Come with me, and I won't fire you.
16:59Stop it, guys!
17:00My brain has an owie!
17:02She's turned you to the dark side!
17:05Come here this instant!
17:08Forgive us!
17:09We're sorry!
17:10That's better.
17:12I'll see you at the Khaki Barn tomorrow.
17:14You're coming back?
17:15But what about the Soft Rock Cafe?
17:17They make me wear black.
17:19And what good is a 50% employee discount when they don't even sell clothes?
17:23Eee!
17:24We have your back!
17:26Ugh, I knew it was too good to be true.
17:28Blah, blah.
17:30So, you're still alive.
17:33Barely.
17:34Blah.
17:34Pass me a fry.
17:36We're getting out of here, now.
17:38Thank you, Wyatt.
17:39Blah.
17:40You're the best friend my stomach ever had.
17:44I don't know what you've ever had.
17:46Nikki, I don't know where you got that picture, but I feel so much better now.
17:51Told you I'd fix you up.
17:53Welcome to the Soft Rock Cafe.
17:55I thought you were on Waitstaff.
17:56I was, but ever since Chrissy quit, I'm stuck being the host.
18:00You mean, hostess.
18:01Shut up!
18:02Hey, Jen.
18:03Hey, Jonesy.
18:04What's up?
18:05Just hanging out.
18:07Ah!
18:15I'm glad you're here.
18:16I thought, you know, you weren't gonna show up.
18:19And miss meeting Liza?
18:20Why would I do that?
18:21You know, because of the whole naked thing.
18:24Yeah, you know, I've been thinking about that.
18:27And maybe I was making too big a deal about it.
18:29Really?
18:30Really.
18:31It's fine.
18:32I'm so over it.
18:33Well, that's cool.
18:35Besides, I just saw a picture of you naked, so now we're kinda even.
18:39Well, that's great.
18:40What?
18:40Hey, wait a minute!
18:41I don't think I can handle a party.
18:45And that's the 19th reason why you shouldn't have eaten those fries.
18:49Can't you find me a hole somewhere to crawl into?
18:54And die?
18:56Have you learned your lesson yet?
18:57No eating out of the garbage.
18:59Hey!
19:00Which one of you two gave Jen a naked picture of me?
19:02Why would I have a naked picture of you?
19:04What about you?
19:06Ah!
19:07Sick!
19:07Sorry.
19:08Ah, that's just great!
19:19She's cute.
19:20Come on, Jen.
19:21Just tell me where you got the picture.
19:23Because I'm really sure I've never been naked in the same room as a camera.
19:26Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that.
19:28Come on, guys.
19:29This isn't funny.
19:30You're bluffing, aren't you?
19:31If we're bluffing, how could we know about those three little freckles on your left thigh?
19:37How'd you know about those?
19:39Oh, we know about a lot of things.
19:41Okay, that's it.
19:43If you've got a naked picture of me, I want to see it right now.
19:46Okay, Jonesy.
19:47You asked for it.
19:54Ah!
19:56No!
19:57I'm from Eliza!
20:06Here's your purse back.
20:09Ah!
20:13Nasty!
20:14Liza, I am so sorry.
20:16Jonesy?
20:17I know.
20:18Well, I hope you're happy.
20:20Aw, come on, Jonesy.
20:21Don't be mad.
20:22You were a cute kid.
20:24So we're even?
20:25We're even.
20:25Next time, try to wait your turn for the bathroom.
20:28No way!
20:29It was my turn!
20:30It was my turn!
20:31Ha!
20:32Ha!
20:33Ha!
20:33Ha!
20:34Ha!
20:34Ha!
20:34Ha!
20:34Ha!
20:34Ha!
20:35Ha!
20:35Ha!
20:36Ha!
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