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مسلسل Fuller House مترجم - Episode 2
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01:14Why?
01:15It's time for Sunday brunch.
01:17Oh, come back when it's time for Sunday dinner.
01:23But Mom made her famous blueberry pancakes, and she used duck eggs for more nutrition and a deeper flavor profile.
01:33What?
01:34I like my cooking shows.
01:36Come on!
01:38Come on!
01:40Come on!
01:42Here, Tommy.
01:43Enjoy your breakfast bottle.
01:45The most important bottle of the day.
01:53Morning, Mom.
01:55There he is, my beautiful firstborn baby boy.
02:00Have a seat right at the head of the table.
02:02And while you wait for your favorite pancakes, enjoy a pre-breakfast milkshake.
02:09You're being weird.
02:11I'm not being weird.
02:12Can't a mom make her beautiful firstborn son a pre-breakfast milkshake?
02:18Okay, that was kind of weird.
02:20Can I have some hot fudge on my pancakes?
02:23Sure, honey.
02:23Okay, you're up to something.
02:27I got her up.
02:29Aunt Stephanie is not a morning person.
02:34No.
02:36No.
02:36Aunt Stephanie is a night person.
02:39You know, clubs are going off, bottles are popping, people are hooking up.
02:47They're Xboxes.
02:50And, Steph, let's go get some juice.
02:52I don't want any juice.
02:55Then help me pick out my juice.
03:00She's such a good juice picker out.
03:07Still haven't told the boys.
03:09Kimmy and Ramona are moving in today.
03:12Chicken.
03:13Okay, I'm a little chicken.
03:15No, I'm talking about the fried chicken.
03:19The boys have been through so many changes, and now here comes another one, and I just
03:23don't know how they're going to react.
03:25So, don't say a word until I find the right moment to break the news.
03:30Sorry.
03:31I spilled the beans.
03:33You told them?
03:34No.
03:35I spilled the beans when I was reaching for the chicken.
03:40Mom, please don't make me do this.
03:43Moving in with DJ and those boys is a terrible idea.
03:46DJ really needs us.
03:48And you love her.
03:49She's your godmother.
03:50Really?
03:51I have a godmother?
03:54So, like, three wishes?
03:57That's a fairy godmother.
03:59Do you really want me to change schools and be the outcast loner kid?
04:03All to move in with the whitest family in America.
04:07The fullers are like albino polar bears.
04:11Drinking milk.
04:12In a snowstorm.
04:15Watching for Rosen.
04:19That's pretty white.
04:26Hola, Leticia.
04:27Mi madre está loca y necesita psicoterapia.
04:33I am not going in there.
04:35There is nothing you can do to make me walk inside that house.
04:43Hola.
04:44Hola, ¿qué pasó?
04:45That was so evil, but extremely effective.
05:04Mom, just tell me what's going on.
05:06Um, okay, you might think this is bad news, but it really is good news.
05:12Just hiding in not-so-great news.
05:15It's like cauliflower filled with jelly beans.
05:20Come on, Mom.
05:21How bad can it be?
05:23I've waited my whole life to say this.
05:26Home sweet home!
05:27Home sweet home!
05:34No.
05:37Yes!
05:39Come here, sister wife!
05:45So, now you all know the good news.
05:48Kimmy and Ramona are here to help us out.
05:50And we really appreciate it, don't we, boys?
05:52Works for me.
05:53The more people to drive me around the merrier.
05:57Uh, jelly bean filled cauliflower in my butt.
06:04Ooh, the mouth on that kid.
06:08Ah, I feel at home already.
06:14Oh, that's sweet.
06:16You kept Ramona's turkey art.
06:18No, that's mine.
06:21This is so cool.
06:23I'm living in Jesse and Becky's old room.
06:25I was never allowed up here before.
06:29I think Becky was always a little jealous of me.
06:33Yeah, that was definitely the reason.
06:36This will be the new international headquarters
06:39for Gibbler-style party planning.
06:42My fat head will look great right here.
06:54Gotta love it!
06:58So, where's my room?
07:00Oh, right through this door.
07:01This is where Nikki and Alex used to live.
07:09What do you think?
07:11Pretty cozy.
07:12We're Nikki and Alex hobbits.
07:17Maybe I should go live with Papa.
07:19You know your Papa is always on the road.
07:22So, you're stuck with your Mama.
07:24Or you can give me a nice apartment
07:26and I can raise myself.
07:28Ramona, do your homework.
07:29Ramona, clean your room.
07:31Ramona, listen to Ramona.
07:33Wow, this mom thing is so easy.
07:36I got an idea from when I was a kid.
07:39This might work out great for Jackson and Max
07:41and for you.
07:42What if I have the boys share a room
07:45and you could have your own bedroom downstairs?
07:48Private.
07:49Big closet.
07:51I'm listening.
07:53That was it.
07:56Or, stay up here with me.
07:59It'll be so much fun.
08:00We'll have mother-daughter slumber parties
08:02every night.
08:04Let's go check out that other bedroom.
08:13Jackson, perfect timing.
08:15I baked your favorite.
08:17Chocolate cake.
08:18Come on, come on, come on.
08:20If this is another bribe
08:22about Kimmy and Ramona moving in,
08:23I'm cool.
08:25I can just go hide in my room.
08:29My boy cave.
08:32About your boy cave,
08:35there's something else I need to tell you.
08:37It's really not bad news.
08:39I wouldn't say it's great news.
08:41I wouldn't say terrible.
08:43I wouldn't say wonderful.
08:46Jackson!
08:47Your room is under attack!
08:48This is not a drill!
08:53Really gotta work on getting to the point.
08:57My stuff.
08:58Excuse me.
08:59I found some blue and white paint.
09:01I want my room the same colors
09:02as the flag of my people.
09:04Argentina para siempre!
09:07You gave away my room
09:10to give you a much bigger one?
09:14In fact, it's so big,
09:16there's enough room for you
09:19and Max.
09:20Now I'm living with Max?
09:22I'm living with Jackson?
09:24This is the best day of my life!
09:31Okay, here's the game plan.
09:33Ramona is moving into Jackson's room,
09:35the baby is going into Max's old room,
09:38and the two of you
09:39are moving across the hall
09:41into the...
09:43good room.
09:47Awesome!
09:48Give me a hug, roomie!
09:51Come on, Jackson.
09:53This will be a really good thing
09:54for you and Max.
09:56It'll bring you closer together.
09:57Uh, how much closer can we be?
10:01Let's find out in the good room.
10:08Hey, that cake was for the boys.
10:11Hmm?
10:11Oh, we know.
10:13We saved a meat-a-slicer.
10:15Oh.
10:20I've got some bad news.
10:21Great.
10:22Another cake.
10:25As if today weren't crazy enough,
10:27my boss just called.
10:28There's an emergency
10:29down at the pet clinic.
10:30I...
10:30I wish I didn't have to go.
10:32You're not.
10:33This is exactly why
10:34Kimmy and I are here.
10:35To make your life easier.
10:37We are Team DJ.
10:38And Team DJ's got your back.
10:40Oh.
10:41Thank you guys so much.
10:42I...
10:42I don't know what I'd do
10:44if you weren't here.
10:45Team DJ on three.
10:52One, two...
10:53Well, hold on.
10:54Is it one, two,
10:55and then we see Team DJ on three?
10:57Or is it one, two, three,
10:58and then we say it?
11:02That would be going on four.
11:03Nobody goes on four.
11:06What am I, Canadian?
11:08I'm gonna let Team DJ work this out.
11:10I've been putting up with you
11:11for 25 years.
11:12Oh, you have put up with me?
11:15It's moving day.
11:17It's moving day.
11:17I'm moving in with Jackson.
11:19It's moving day.
11:21I'm moving in with Jackson.
11:24Oh, there's my favorite little brother.
11:26Oh, no offense, Baldy.
11:29Max, you're a smart kid, right?
11:31I've been told I'm very bright for my age.
11:35Well, then you understand
11:37that you and me,
11:38in the same room,
11:40it's never gonna work.
11:42But Mom said living together
11:43brings closer.
11:45Mom's lie.
11:48Consider this.
11:49In my room,
11:50I'm in charge of you.
11:52But in this room,
11:54you are in charge
11:55of Tommy.
11:58Don't you want to be the man?
12:00Of course I do.
12:01I've wanted to be the man
12:03ever since I was the baby.
12:06Well, then it's settled.
12:08You're staying here.
12:09Knuckles.
12:16What is that nastiness?
12:20Um, I had a small thing.
12:23It's Tommy's diaper.
12:26No way am I living
12:28in a stink-o-toria.
12:34Thanks a lot, kid.
12:35I was this close.
12:37This close.
12:38Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.
12:47I want my room back.
12:50Jackson,
12:50moving here was my mom's idea,
12:52not mine.
12:53So, we're both victims.
12:57I'm just the victim
12:58with the private bedroom.
13:00And have you seen
13:01the city view?
13:02Uh, yeah.
13:03I used to live here.
13:07Hey, hey.
13:09Oh, hey, Jackson.
13:11Oh, hey, Aunt Steph.
13:15Well, here's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
13:18Imagine the thrill
13:19of sharing a room
13:21with your adorable nephew, Max.
13:23Okay.
13:23I'm imagining it.
13:25Okay, now,
13:26you imagine me saying,
13:27no, thank you.
13:30Hey, now.
13:40Hey,
13:41aren't you driving down to L.A.
13:42with your stuff?
13:43I mean,
13:44isn't Becky waiting for you down there?
13:45Yeah, she is,
13:46but I, uh,
13:46I forgot my lucky guitar, Priscilla.
13:48I left it here
13:49so I wouldn't forget it,
13:49but then I forgot,
13:50you know,
13:50I'm starting to think
13:51this guitar's not so lucky.
13:53Uncle Jesse,
13:54you've got to help me.
13:55They want me to share a room
13:57with the seven-year-old.
13:58I got the fix.
13:59You and Max,
13:59go hug it out.
14:02We already did that.
14:03I just got him off of me.
14:05Well, you know,
14:06we used to hug it out
14:07every day in the 80s.
14:10Sometimes it was so sweet,
14:11you could hear violin music.
14:14Uncle Jesse,
14:15I got this.
14:16You got chicken?
14:17Oh, we got chicken.
14:17You got this.
14:20Jackson,
14:21when I was five,
14:22my dad forced me
14:22to move in with DJ,
14:23and then he gave my bedroom
14:24to Uncle Jesse.
14:25Yeah, but when I lived there,
14:26it was wall-to-wall
14:27with girly pink bunnies.
14:29No, that could explain
14:30my love for the theater.
14:32Proceed.
14:34Anyway, DJ was furious,
14:35so she moved down
14:36to the garage.
14:37Of course,
14:37she got caught.
14:38If she wanted her own room,
14:40she should have run away
14:41and rented an apartment.
14:42Would that have worked?
14:43I doubt it.
14:44At age 10,
14:45her credit score
14:45was really low.
14:50But see,
14:51it all turned out fine
14:52because DJ realized
14:53how lucky she was
14:54to live with me.
14:55Do you get the lesson here?
14:56You know what?
14:57I do.
14:59I'm gonna go upstairs
15:00right now
15:00and bond with Max.
15:03Thanks, guys.
15:06Staff,
15:07you know,
15:07for your first aunt talk,
15:09I think you crushed it.
15:10I did, didn't I?
15:10Well, you better.
15:11I gave you like
15:12a thousand uncle talks,
15:13except you forgot
15:13two very important words.
15:15Have mercy.
15:18No.
15:19How rude.
15:22All right.
15:23Jesse has left the building.
15:26But first,
15:27Jesse has to pee.
15:33Diaper changing is simple.
15:34Just remove,
15:36refresh,
15:36and replace.
15:37Then wait for Tommy
15:38to reload.
15:42Do you know
15:42my friends are skiing
15:43in St. Moritz right now
15:44and I'm here changing diapers?
15:47Selfie.
15:49They're gonna be so jealous.
15:52Okay, let's do this.
15:53Wait!
15:54I'm not ready.
15:59Unleash the Kraken!
16:02All right.
16:03Here we go.
16:05You know,
16:05I haven't done this
16:06since Michelle was a baby.
16:08But, yeah,
16:09I changed so many
16:10of Michelle's diapers.
16:10I feel like
16:11there were two of her.
16:15Here comes the tricky part.
16:17Watch out for the fire hose.
16:19Yes.
16:20Huh?
16:21Boom!
16:22Drop the mic.
16:28Not me.
16:32Uh-oh.
16:38Hello?
16:41Stephanie?
16:42Uh, Deej.
16:44Hey, what's up?
16:46I'm just checking in.
16:47How's it going with Tommy?
16:48We've never been closer.
16:57What was that?
17:00Huh?
17:00Oh, uh,
17:01you know,
17:02I'm playing Angry Birds
17:03and I just shot a duck.
17:06There's a duck in Angry Birds?
17:08It might have been a goose.
17:09You know,
17:10oh, look,
17:10I am getting
17:11a really important phone call.
17:12From who?
17:13Uh, not sure.
17:14Might be a butt dial.
17:15Okay, bye, Deej.
17:19Quick thinking.
17:20Well,
17:21gotta go.
17:23Me too.
17:25Have fun getting
17:26that phone back.
17:29I should a hunker,
17:30hunker burning love.
17:32Yeah!
17:33I'm just a hunker,
17:34hunker burning love.
17:35It's fine!
17:36I'm just a hunker,
17:37hunker burning love.
17:38Oh, God,
17:39that song's so good,
17:40I can listen to it
17:40a thousand times.
17:41And I think I will.
17:44Lordy, lordy,
17:45feel my temperature
17:46rising.
17:48Yeah.
17:50Siri, call Becky.
17:51Please leave your message
17:53after the tone.
17:55Hey, babe,
17:55I just want to tell you,
17:56girl, girl, girl,
17:58you gonna set me on fire.
18:04What are you doing here?
18:06Moving to L.A.
18:07with my favorite uncle.
18:08You know what you're not doing?
18:09Moving to L.A.
18:09with your favorite uncle.
18:12But if I'm in the truck,
18:13you can use the carpool lane.
18:16Well,
18:16get up here.
18:20All right.
18:24Tell me,
18:25is this about losing
18:25your bedroom?
18:26No, it's not just that.
18:28I mean,
18:28it's everything.
18:30I used to live in a house
18:31full of guys.
18:32Now,
18:32there's women everywhere.
18:34I'm outnumbered.
18:36Trust me,
18:36living with women,
18:37you're gonna learn
18:37some valuable lessons,
18:38like how to talk to them.
18:40Let me take Becky
18:40and her terrible cooking,
18:41for instance.
18:42She makes this lasagna
18:43that tastes like,
18:44what's the word I'm looking for?
18:45Sweatpants.
18:47And, you know,
18:48I just keep feeding it
18:49to the dog
18:49because I don't know
18:50how to tell her
18:51how disgusting it is.
18:52Now,
18:52our dog weighs
18:53about 300 pounds.
18:57It was still recording.
18:59She heard my whole conversation.
19:01She's gonna kill me.
19:03Not if we hide out in Mexico.
19:05We could fight bulls together.
19:06No, no.
19:07It can't work
19:07because I don't look good
19:08in matador culottes.
19:10Text your mom,
19:11tell her you're with me,
19:12and tell her we're
19:12on our way home.
19:15Oh, come on, kid.
19:16We could have some fun.
19:17Watch this.
19:19I'm just a honka-honka
19:20burning look.
19:22I said a honka-honka
19:23burning look.
19:25I said a honka-honka
19:27get into it.
19:28I said a honka-honka
19:30burning look.
19:31Yeah!
19:35Here you go, guys.
19:38Hi, kids.
19:39Hi, Mom.
19:40Look, it's Team DJ.
19:42Hey, the most reliable
19:44co-parents on the planet.
19:49I had a text from Jackson earlier
19:51that had me a little concerned,
19:52but sounds like everything
19:54went perfectly fine today.
19:56Fabulous.
19:57And flawless.
20:01So, um, where is Jackson?
20:04Oh, he's upstairs somewhere.
20:05You know, he has been
20:06quiet as a mouse
20:07ever since I solved
20:08your whole bedroom fiasco.
20:12Boy, I wish I had
20:14your amazing parenting skills.
20:17Don't feel bad.
20:18I know you do your best.
20:21Hey, Jackson!
20:22Get in here!
20:24Here I am.
20:27Jackson, tell Team DJ
20:29where you've been.
20:30Um, I was in
20:31Uncle Jesse's truck.
20:33I made it all the way
20:34to Fresno.
20:35This kid's got the bladder
20:36of a champ.
20:39All while Team DJ
20:41was being fabulous
20:43and flawless.
20:45Deej, I am so sorry.
20:48Frothy cocktail?
20:52On the bright side,
20:53three out of four of the kids
20:54were right here all day.
20:59Okay, I think we need
21:00a family meeting.
21:02I know that, Buck.
21:03I feel sorry for Team DJ.
21:14I can go home.
21:15I'm not in trouble, right?
21:16No, I am.
21:18It's my first day
21:19and I blew it.
21:20Yeah, don't be so hard
21:21on yourself.
21:21Remember my first day?
21:22I changed Michelle
21:23on a meat rack
21:23and you and DJ
21:24were go-go dancing
21:25on top of amplifiers
21:26eating sundaes
21:27and pizza all night?
21:29You were so clueless.
21:31It was awesome.
21:33Well, I learned
21:34and so will you.
21:35I love your stuff.
21:36Me too.
21:37Goodbye, everybody!
21:38Bye!
21:41Uh-oh.
21:41Text from Becky.
21:43Dear Jesse,
21:43me and the fat dog
21:44are enjoying my lasagna.
21:47Your dinner's in the doghouse
21:49where you'll be sleeping.
21:50You know, actually,
21:50it's worth it not
21:51to have to eat that lasagna.
21:55Okay.
21:56First things first.
21:59I do not want to be
22:00the kind of person
22:00who wags her finger
22:01while saying
22:01first things first,
22:02so I'm just gonna
22:03put this thing away.
22:06Jackson,
22:07what were you thinking?
22:08Mom, you should know.
22:09You ran away
22:10when Stephanie
22:10moved into your room.
22:12How would you
22:13even know that?
22:18Uh, okay.
22:19In my defense,
22:21that was a small part
22:22of a much larger
22:24inspirational
22:24aunt-nephew
22:25teaching moment
22:26gone horribly wrong.
22:30To your point,
22:31I ran away
22:32to the garage.
22:33You left the county.
22:36Hey,
22:37let's not quibble
22:38over whose runway
22:38was better, okay?
22:40Okay?
22:44I know.
22:45I shouldn't have
22:45left like that.
22:46I just got mad.
22:48I mean,
22:49first dad dies.
22:51Then we all
22:51have to move in here.
22:53Now there's more
22:54people moving in here.
22:55And to top it all off,
22:56I lose my room!
23:00Jax.
23:05Man, I know
23:06this is just tough.
23:08You have a house
23:09full of people
23:10who love you.
23:13And as far as
23:14your room goes,
23:14I get it.
23:16I thought moving in
23:17with this squirt
23:18was gonna ruin my life.
23:21But we got really close
23:22sharing that room.
23:25And now you're here
23:26for me.
23:29You may not see it now,
23:31but living with
23:32your brother
23:32is a blessing.
23:34Are you sure?
23:38I'm here for you, bro.
23:41Like the little bird
23:43that eats the parasites
23:44off the rhino's back.
23:47Can anyone explain
23:49what this kid's
23:49talking about?
23:54It's a classic
23:55symbiotic relationship.
24:00Ramona, I know
24:01this is hard on you
24:02too, with your dad
24:03and I separated.
24:04But as much as
24:06I'm helping DJ,
24:07DJ's helping me.
24:10I'm new at this
24:10single-parent thing.
24:13We're all figuring
24:14this out.
24:15So everybody has
24:17to do their part
24:17to make this new
24:18family work.
24:19work.
24:19That means respect,
24:21compromise,
24:23and honesty.
24:24Okay?
24:24I'm in.
24:25But I was never out.
24:28Jackson?
24:30Yeah, okay.
24:32Ramona?
24:34I can't believe
24:35I'm gonna say this,
24:36but if you're so
24:38desperate to have
24:38your room back,
24:40I'll go live
24:40in the hobbit hole.
24:42Yes!
24:44That is so sweet
24:45of you.
24:46But I think Jackson
24:47and Max are gonna
24:48love living together.
24:49Oh, thank God!
24:54Hey, Deej,
24:55in a spirit of honesty,
24:57I lost my phone
24:59in your baby's diaper
25:00and I butt-answered
25:01your call.
25:04What?
25:05Oh, like you never
25:06lost a phone
25:06in a diaper before.
25:09No.
25:10Once I lost a watch
25:11and some egg salad.
25:14You know what we need?
25:16A group hug.
25:17Come on!
25:23Sorry.
25:23Forgot my lucky
25:24sunglasses.
25:26I knew there'd be
25:27a hug.
25:30Is it just me
25:31or do you hear
25:31violins?
25:38One, two, three, four.
25:54One, two, three, four.
26:08La, la, la, la, la, la.
26:52La, la, la, la.
26:55La, la, la, la.
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