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00:04Harris!
00:06Leave those coupons alone.
00:07Eddie and Laura have finally given me the slang cassette I asked for.
00:11Great! We're going to be a bilingual family!
00:18My dad is a cool guy
00:23My dad is a cool guy
00:27Hey buddy, a chat is great
00:32Hey buddy, a chat is great
00:38Hey buddy! Wake up, Fabila, the bear's coming!
00:41Hey, let's take a nap for a while
00:49This is amazing, it's a different language.
00:52Yes, and when we learn it we'll be able to talk to our children.
00:58Let's go for more, buddy.
01:00Wake up, buddy.
01:07Household items
01:13Colleague!
01:35Colleague!
01:57Your intellectuals
02:05All the stories
02:08Uncle Carl!
02:13Uncle Carl!
02:15Uncle Carl!
02:18Uncle Carl!
02:19Uncle Carl!
02:28Uncle Carl!
02:31Ritchie!
02:32Good morning, Uncle Carl!
02:34You've taken my breath away.
02:36I'm sorry, I had to wake you up
02:38because I brought you breakfast in bed
02:42Oh, look, you're very kind.
02:44It's the least I could do
02:47by the best uncle in the whole universe
02:49Thank you
02:51Here, have some orange juice, I made it for you.
03:01What's wrong, did you swallow a sunflower seed?
03:04It seems that...
03:07A
03:11Two
03:14Look, I'll give you eggs, toast, and oats.
03:19You want to ask me for something, right? What is it?
03:25You'll see
03:26There's a new video game called Super Space Monkeys
03:30And I need that game, Uncle Carl.
03:33So, did you ask your mother?
03:36I can no longer convince her with the breakfast trick
03:41Alright
03:42Alright
03:42I'll talk to her and see what you think about that particular video game.
03:45OK?
03:47Thanks, Uncle Carl!
03:48Thank you!
03:50Thank you!
04:16Thank you!
04:21Thank you!
04:22Thank you!
04:22Thank you!
04:22Very funny
04:24But let's not talk about me
04:26Hahaha
04:28Look, when I pull out my tooth
04:30We'll put it under the pillow
04:32And the tooth fairy will bring you money
04:33If you lose a lot of teeth, you can buy the video game yourself.
04:37What do you mean by how much I pulled your tooth?
04:41But Richie, your other tooth is coming in.
04:44And it will come out crooked if we don't pull that baby tooth.
04:47Let's wait and see if it falls down on its own, okay?
04:51Very well, but we can't wait too long
04:55OK?
04:56OK
04:57Very good
05:08Hello?
05:11Maxi, what's wrong?
05:14Laura, today the most humiliating thing of my life happened to me.
05:17I know, you only had enough lipstick for one lip.
05:23I'm serious, Laura
05:25Oh I'm sorry
05:28Does it have anything to do with Roger?
05:30Are you referring to that idiot with the curly hair who uses hair gel?
05:36Yes, that one
05:39I've lost it, Laura
05:42I've lost my child
05:46Oh, Max, wait, someone's calling on the other line.
05:50Hello?
05:58What do you want, Steve?
06:00I've just finished practicing the Tyrolean song
06:02And I was longing to get home and share my last scream with you.
06:05Steve!
06:07Yodale, jeju!
06:09Yodale, jeju!
06:11Yódale, jeudale, jeju!
06:14My love!
06:22Steve, wait, Maxine's on the other line and she's depressed again.
06:29Maxine, please calm down and tell me what happened
06:32Alright
06:34Here goes
06:37You know I lent Roger money to fix his car
06:41I already warned you
06:42I told you, Maxine
06:46Be careful
06:48Because as soon as the car is fixed, he'll dump you.
06:54Yes, you told me that hundreds of times
06:57And what happened?
06:59Well, as soon as that idiot fixed the car, he kicked me out.
07:05Chub
07:06Wait, Maxine
07:08Steve?
07:09Yes, my sweet Steve
07:12We can't talk now, Maxine is devastated
07:15Roger has lengthened it
07:17What a mess!
07:18So, has he already fixed the car?
07:21That's how it is
07:22Well then, you have to comfort your friend, my sweet Brad Dutton.
07:38Talk to me
07:40Edo, it's me, Steve
07:43Steve, I'm speaking from a mobile phone and I can't hear you clearly.
07:47Call me next week, okay?
07:50Forget it, I think it would be better if I came to see you
07:54Wait, now I can hear you loud and clear
07:56What's happening?
07:59Hey, I've got some gossip that you don't know a single word about.
08:03Do you understand, buddy?
08:05Let it go, I need to burn some calories before I go to bed
08:08Roger left Max
08:09No!
08:10Yeah
08:11So he's finished fixing his car
08:14Yeah
08:16Poor Maxine, she always chooses the losers.
08:18Hey, I have to go, I have to tell all my friends.
08:24Thinking about it
08:25You are all my friends
08:26You have completed a subvision
08:29Oh, look at that!
08:35Oh, look at that!
08:38Oh, look at that!
08:40Oh, look at that!
08:43Ah, look at that!
08:57Oh, look at that!
09:05Oh, look at that!
09:12The other way around
09:19Tell me
09:21Good news
09:22Roger and Maxim are incommunicado
09:25Oh
09:26Have they gone to jail?
09:30No, they don't speak to each other anymore.
09:32Roger has lengthened it
09:33Did he extend her prison sentence?
09:38They are not in jail
09:40They've broken up
09:41This is your chance!
09:43I don't want to go to jail.
09:46Waldo
09:47Didn't you tell me you liked Maxim?
09:50That's a secret
09:51A secret between you
09:52Me and the wall where I wrote it
09:55I already know that.
09:57That's all I'm saying
09:58You like Maxim.
09:59And he's free.
10:01Get going!
10:04Forget it
10:04Maximina is a very beautiful girl
10:06She'll never go out with a blockhead like me
10:08You won't know unless you ask.
10:10Then I'll never know
10:12I like her a lot and it would hurt me if she laughed at me
10:16Wait, Waldo
10:17I have another call.
10:20Talk to me
10:21Hey, Eddo
10:22It's Steve again.
10:23Listen
10:24I have Laura on the other line
10:26And he wants me to warn you
10:27That you shouldn't tell anyone
10:29Roger and Maxime's
10:31Don't worry
10:32I won't do it
10:33See?
10:33No one else?
10:34That?
10:34I told Waldo
10:36Because he likes Maxim
10:37I want her to go out with her
10:39But she's afraid
10:39That I tell him no
10:41Hateliever!
10:42Wait
10:44Dear
10:44You know what?
10:46That?
10:47Waldo likes Maxim
10:49He wants to go out with her
10:50But she's afraid to tell him.
10:51It's a joke?
10:52I never joke around
10:53When it comes to love
10:58Steve, don't hang up
11:00Maxime?
11:01Yeah
11:03Great news!
11:04Oh, Roger crashed the car
11:09No
11:10Waldo likes you
11:13Waldo?
11:14Yeah
11:15Waldo or Faldo?
11:19Yeah
11:21Waldo Gerardo or Faldo?
11:25Yes, yes, yes
11:26Hey, haven't you thought
11:28Should I go out with him?
11:29Don't know
11:31If he asks me
11:32Perhaps
11:33Oh, wait
11:34Steve
11:35Maxim says he would go out with him
11:38State
11:39Maxim says he would go out with Waldo
11:42Waldo
11:43Maxim says he's looking forward to going out with you
11:53Really, Waldo
11:54When?
11:57When?
11:57When?
11:59Don't know
12:00Maybe tomorrow
12:03Tomorrow night at the movies
12:05Tomorrow night at the movies
12:06Pick it up at seven
12:09Tomorrow night at the movies
12:10Pick it up at seven
12:16Okay
12:17Okay
12:18Okay
12:20Okay
12:21Okay
12:22Okay
12:22Ceve!
12:23Ceve!
12:45What are you doing?
12:48I'm trying to tie a thread to this knob.
12:50I have to pull Richie's tooth out.
12:53Carl, don't do that.
12:55Why not? I pulled one of Eddie's teeth, didn't I?
12:58That's right. And until I was 12, I would scream every time I heard a door slam.
13:05We have to pull Richie's tooth out.
13:08I know, Carl, but isn't there a less traumatic way to do it?
13:15That?
13:17You've done it again, Harriet.
13:20You've done it again.
13:22What have I done?
13:24Behave like a mother.
13:26And what does that mean?
13:28You're being very protective, Harriet.
13:31Don't you remember the tragedy of the seals?
13:36I don't remember at all.
13:39A colony of seals.
13:42I was on a remote beach.
13:45Happy with their puppies.
13:48Without warning, a seagull launches its attack.
13:53Quickly, the mother seal covers the body of her pups with her own.
13:57Disappointed, the seagull flies away.
13:59Bye bye.
14:00Then, the mother seal lifts the enormous belly that protected her pups.
14:04But...
14:06Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:10Oh!
14:10Too late!
14:13The mother has crushed the cubs.
14:21Carl, look halfway up and down and then look at yourself.
14:28Who is more likely to crush someone?
14:38You'd better come back when I've thought of the answer.
14:44Ritchie?
14:46What's up, Uncle Carl?
14:48It's time to pull that tooth.
14:50Bye bye!
14:51Oh!
14:51Calm down, calm down, calm down.
14:54I'm going to use the same method my father used on me.
14:57Which method?
14:59First, sit down on the piano bench.
15:02Oh!
15:03Alright.
15:05Look at this.
15:06I'll show you how we'll do it, okay?
15:09Good.
15:10First, I want you to see that the door is open.
15:14Do you see it?
15:14And around the door is tied a piece of string.
15:18Do you see it?
15:18And?
15:19Well, you'll be sitting on the piano bench.
15:23So.
15:24Do you see it?
15:26Look closely.
15:26On the other end of the thread there is a small loop.
15:29Do you see it?
15:30Well, I'll tie this ribbon to your loose tooth like this, like this.
15:35Hey?
15:35That.
15:36So what then?
15:37Hello, everyone!
15:38No, no, no!
15:51Was it me?
15:56No no!
15:57No, no, no!
16:01No, no, no!
16:05What's happening?
16:06Say.
16:06Hi, Laura.
16:07Oh, Maxine.
16:08I was thinking about you.
16:09How did your date with Waldron go?
16:11It's a date I'll never forget.
16:13What do you say?
16:15Tell me about it.
16:16Down to the last detail.
16:17Okay.
16:29Yeah.
16:30Waldo?
16:31Yes, hello.
16:33Weren't you going to call me when you got back to tell me about Maxim?
16:36Yes, but I wanted to shave.
16:39Well, you were supposed to shave before going on the date.
16:43And now the little bullet is telling me this?
16:47How was the date?
16:49Look, I didn't want to be late, so when I rang the doorbell it was exactly seven o'clock.
16:55Olé tú.
16:56But it wasn't Maximina's house.
17:01A grumpy old man comes out, furious at the interruption.
17:04I was five minutes into the half before I got kicked.
17:11Okay, start.
17:13But I didn't lose my cool. I used the old trick.
17:17What did you do?
17:18I drove around the block honking the horn and shouting her name.
17:21Well thought out.
17:24Wait, Waldo. There's a call.
17:27Talk to me.
17:29What's up? It's Steve.
17:31I'm busy.
17:32Me too, but counting a rat's chromosomes is a drag and I need a break.
17:37Goodbye, Steve.
17:38Wait, wait, wait.
17:39Do you know anything about Waldo? My insect collection isn't the only thing hanging by a thread.
17:44It's on the other line.
17:45She was telling me about her date with Maxim when I was abruptly interrupted.
17:51Call me later and tell me what happened, okay?
17:54Ah, of course.
17:55Of course.
17:56Bye bye.
18:07Say.
18:08Hello, Caramelito.
18:10Steve, I'm busy.
18:12Okay, okay.
18:13I just want to know if you've spoken to Maxim.
18:15I'm eager to find out what happened on her date with Waldo.
18:18I'm talking to her right now on the other line.
18:20Uh, call me later and tell me what happened, okay?
18:23Oh, sure. Of course. Goodbye.
18:27Maxim, I'm here.
18:28Where were we?
18:30Waldo was driving around the block honking his horn and shouting your name.
18:34Suddenly Maximina left her house.
18:36He got into my car and told me, shut up before the neighbors kill me.
18:41Great! What movie did you go see?
18:43Waldo said he was looking forward to seeing Malcolm 10.
18:53Bad with 10?
18:55Yeah.
18:56Don't you know Roman numerals?
18:58Bad with X, huh. Bad with 10.
19:01Okay, so what happened after the movie?
19:03It must have rained because when we left the cinema we had to cross a large puddle.
19:07Oh no. Don't tell me you fell.
19:10So I took off my jacket and put it over the puddle so Maximina wouldn't get her feet wet.
19:14Oh, that's thoughtful. Very polite.
19:17But then he took the jacket and put it over my shoulders.
19:24And he covered you in mud from head to toe.
19:26He covered it in mud from top to bottom.
19:30Oh, what a disaster. Great moment.
19:33She was furious. But then Waldo did the strangest thing.
19:38What did he do?
19:39I sat down like a suckling lamb so that we would be equal.
19:47That's probably why he felt better.
19:50It was very strange.
19:51But somehow it made me feel better.
19:55And that's when he kissed me.
19:57What are you saying?
19:59Yes, I aimed straight for his face.
20:02I closed my eyes, puckered my lips, and licked his cheek.
20:06Ah, good!
20:08Laura, all the guys I've dated have tried to take advantage of me.
20:12But not Waldo.
20:14I always thought he was a brute.
20:17But there's more to him than I thought.
20:20It's very sweet and I like it a lot.
20:24Do you think I'm crazy?
20:26No, you're not crazy. It's fantastic.
20:29Eddie.
20:30Massimina is the first girl who doesn't laugh at me when I mess up.
20:34I think she likes me and I'm crazy about her.
20:37And even though he was afraid to ask her out.
20:40Do you see it?
20:41You always have to take the first step.
20:44Laura, thank you for listening to my problems.
20:47You're a good one of mine.
20:49Don't even mention it.
20:50You have always helped me.
20:52Eddie, I appreciate your help.
20:54I'm lucky to have a friend like you.
20:56Forget it.
20:57We are friends.
20:59Bye bye.
21:00Good night.
21:12No, I have, um, four brothers and three sisters.
21:15I'm the only child, but do you have any pets?
21:18A dog, a cat, and something that lives behind the refrigerator.
21:27We don't know what it is, but we call it Bob.
21:35Something told me you like animals.
21:39Waldo, don't you think it's weird?
21:42I mean, we've known each other for years, and we never thought about going out together.
21:47Well, actually, I did.
21:49I thought about it a lot.
21:52And let me tell you, thinking ain't my thing.
22:12Also, let me tell you, trying to take it.
22:21Annie and Laura promised to call me back
22:23It would be rude of me to miss their call, Mom
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