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00:04Michael Bluth arrived home to find the rental car his sister Lindsay had promised to return.
00:10Lindsay, you have to cut back on everything, okay? I'm even selling the corporate jet.
00:14Great. So now we don't have a car or a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in
00:18I'm Poor magazine?
00:19Look, I'm trying to get development started, alright? I've got six guys on bulldozers waiting to get underway.
00:25Bulldozing?
00:26Yeah.
00:26Well, what about the trees?
00:27Oh, we're just gonna cover them with blankets. I'm ripping them out.
00:31Anything for Buck, right? You are so materialistic.
00:35Don't suddenly turn this into one of your causes.
00:38It's not sudden, Michael. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?
00:43I'll never forget your wedding.
00:45I care deeply for nature.
00:47You're wearing ostrich skin boots.
00:49Well, I don't care about ostriches, Michael.
00:51You're looking at a desperate man, Michael.
00:54Do you need money?
00:55What I need is freedom.
00:57Marta is being interviewed today on TV about her show El Amor Prohibido.
01:04I mean, it's bad enough that I gotta go to the awards show tomorrow night.
01:07Today I gotta stand next to her like I'm Rita Wilson.
01:09Job's girlfriend, Marta, had been nominated for a daytime Desi.
01:14The award given for excellence in Spanish daytime television.
01:18Job, you found a woman who believes in you. You should make a commitment to her.
01:22His life is short. Listen to me. I would give anything to be able to have that again.
01:26You know? A family. Nothing else matters.
01:29Michael!
01:30That's mom. Hi.
01:32You brought up money earlier.
01:33I actually would like to borrow some.
01:36Michael!
01:36He's in here, mom!
01:38Come on. What are you doing?
01:40No way. That's mine. Give it to me!
01:42Job, wait! I need those tickets!
01:45He promised me tickets to his girlfriend's award show.
01:48You're going to that thing?
01:50Well, my dear friend Lucia Lostero is part owner of a television station.
01:55And I want to show up and hold my head high.
01:59I may not have her money anymore, but at least I have a live husband.
02:02Ah, she's lucky to have you as a friend.
02:06Buster!
02:07Hey, brother.
02:08Uh, mom said you could tie this for me.
02:11Make it long so Buster doesn't seem so... round.
02:15Come here, pal.
02:17What, have you guys got a big date?
02:18Well, we're not dating.
02:21Nonetheless, come here.
02:22Shouldn't Buster be spending his evenings with women that aren't so much... his mother?
02:28He's a beautiful boy.
02:29They don't appreciate him.
02:31It's his glasses.
02:32They make him look like a lizard.
02:35Plus, he's self-conscious.
02:37Gee, I wonder why.
02:38You're one to talk.
02:39When's the last time you went on a date?
02:41I just haven't met anybody who's not completely self-absorbed and impossible to have a conversation with.
02:45If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.
02:51Hmm.
02:52Maybe I'm wrong.
02:53Later that day, Michael finalized the sale of the corporate jet and was also able to solve the family's transportation
02:59problem.
03:00Hmm?
03:02I am not writing in that thing.
03:04Why we sold the jet and they didn't want this?
03:06What am I gonna do?
03:06Besides, Lindsay, it's not like you're materialistic.
03:10Well then, it's all yours.
03:12Watch out for bridges and hop-ons.
03:15You're gonna get some hop-ons.
03:17And Michael was finally prepared to begin the next phase of the family business.
03:22We go to Trisha Thune for more.
03:24An activist known as Johnny Bark has taken residence in this beloved tree and refuses to come down.
03:31What is he protesting?
03:33The expansion of high-cost, low-quality mini-mansions like this one here.
03:41You gotta be kidding me.
03:48Michael met with his sister about the activist in the tree.
03:51You want me to get him out?
03:52Oh, come on. It's one tree.
03:54Listen, after we get that lot cleared, we're gonna have enough money for you to neuter thousands of animals.
04:00You can make dogs and cats a complete thing of the past. No more dogs and cats.
04:03And we will have enough money for me to replace the stair car with the normal car.
04:11I'll do it for the cats.
04:12Meanwhile, Marta's interview was underway and Job was getting uncomfortable playing the supportive role.
04:18I just told him that we are this family now and that career is one thing, but family is forever.
04:26I, too, have an announcement to make.
04:31To prove that no prison can hold me, I will incarcerate myself in the penitentiary that holds my own father,
04:37only to escape 24 hours later.
04:40No shackles can hold these hands!
04:45Say that to them in Spanish.
04:46The next day, Michael got a call to meet Job at the prison.
04:50You're going into prison?
04:52I thought there was something wrong with Dad.
04:53What? No, Dad's fine.
04:55I just saw him in there throwing the ball around with a couple guys.
04:57Which, of course, he never did with me.
04:59How'd you even get them to agree to this?
05:01Oh, the warden's a fan, yeah.
05:03You really think you can break out of my prison?
05:05You won't even know I was here.
05:07The warden was intrigued.
05:09Less about the stunt and more about the prison beatings this brash magician was sure to receive.
05:14Well, any press is good press, huh?
05:19And so Job went about swallowing the key to prepare for his escape.
05:46Then I passed the key, bust out of prison, and into magic history.
05:51Of course, that is going to conflict with Mike going to the Desi's with Marta.
05:54Well, life's a compromise.
05:56I probably would have taken her to the nice event, but prison will be fun, too.
06:00Thank you. I knew you'd come through.
06:01Come through? How'd I come through?
06:04Job, how'd I come through?
06:08You might want to find something a little stronger, warden.
06:12What is your problem?
06:15Meanwhile, Lindsay set about fulfilling her promise to Michael.
06:24Get out of our f***ing tree.
06:26At this moment, Naby found another opportunity to rebel.
06:30We have to save this tree.
06:32We have to.
06:33And George Sr. was about to be surprised by his son.
06:36Keep your arm up.
06:38That's how you get accuracy.
06:39Thought you said throwing the ball against the garage door by yourself is how you got accuracy.
06:44What are you doing here?
06:45Life, Dad.
06:46I killed the guy.
06:48Nah, it's just a publicity stunt.
06:50I'm going to bust out of here tomorrow.
06:52Impressive, no?
06:53You idiot.
06:53You're going to get yourself killed.
06:54Oh, I'm sorry.
06:55I didn't realize there weren't any magic fans here.
06:58Hey, White Power Bill.
06:59He's all right.
07:00White Power Bill can't hear you.
07:03With such dirty ears.
07:05Hey, White Power Bill has dirty ears.
07:08Hey, guys.
07:08Dirty ears, Bill.
07:10Dirty ears, Bill.
07:11And Michael was about to get a surprise visit of his own.
07:20Michael.
07:22Yes.
07:23Hi.
07:24I'm Michael.
07:25I'm Marta.
07:29You're Marta?
07:30Thank you so much for taking me to the awards.
07:32But Job said he really appreciated you coming through for him.
07:35Oh, sure.
07:37Yeah.
07:37This is how I came through, huh?
07:40Listen, Marta.
07:41Oh, and I hope you don't mind driving.
07:43Um, I took a cab here.
07:44I just couldn't find my keys.
07:46Well, my brother may have eaten them.
07:48Yeah.
07:48Look.
07:53I haven't hired a limo or anything.
07:57I don't mind.
07:59I think you might.
08:09Look, I'm an activist, too, and I appreciate what you're doing for the environment.
08:14But we're not the only ones who destroy trees.
08:16What about beavers?
08:17You call yourself an environmentalist?
08:19Why don't you go out and club some beavers?
08:22You don't really get nature, do you?
08:24We'll be torn down, with or without you.
08:29Where are the stairs?
08:31Meanwhile, the Desi's were underway.
08:44And Lucille was mingling with the elite of the Latino Television Academy.
08:48Can I get a vodka tonic, please?
08:50I'd like a vodka tonic, please.
08:52Vodka tonic, please.
08:54A sea of waiters, and no one will take a drink order.
08:56Buster was also mingling, but at Lucille's insistence, wasn't wearing his glasses.
09:01Como estoy.
09:07Exciting night.
09:09And Lucille Bluth crossed paths with Lucille Ostero.
09:16Lucille?
09:18Lucille!
09:20Aren't you something showing up here without your husband?
09:24Shame be damned!
09:26Caution to the wind!
09:27Just incredible!
09:28That's so sweet, darling.
09:29I'm here to support you.
09:31You're the one who's all alone and likely to stay that way.
09:34My husband's just a phone call away.
09:36That's one call per day, isn't it?
09:39Gee, I should think he'd want to save that for his lawyer.
09:42At least he's in prison, not an urn.
09:48You are so deliciously winning!
09:51Oh, aren't we having fun?
09:52The other Lucille also suffers from severe vertigo.
09:59Lucille Ostero.
10:03Fly away.
10:06Why?
10:14Why?
10:15Meanwhile, perhaps because she'd never seen him without his glasses, first took notice of Buster.
10:28Buster, however, failed to notice her.
10:33And she sent him a proposition.
10:35Excuse me, sir. This is for you.
10:45Finally, Marta's category was announced.
10:51Sandra Elena Higuera.
11:04Marta?
11:06Hey, I'm sorry.
11:08You really deserved to win in there.
11:12Did you win? I don't speak Spanish.
11:15It's not about the award.
11:17It's crazy, but I thought it would make Job proud.
11:20I'm sure in his own way that he's...
11:23You know, I just think he doesn't understand family, you know, commitment.
11:27But those are the only things that matter in life.
11:30At that moment, Michael realized that this was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.
11:35And for the first time since he lost his wife, he wanted someone.
11:40Just shut my finger.
11:43We're living in your world.
11:46At the same moment, Job was ready to retrieve the key to execute his escape.
11:51Is there a private bathroom nearby?
11:55What are you looking at?
11:56No, no, no, no, I can't use that.
11:58No, no, I need privacy.
12:00Yeah, no, I've always been that way.
12:02I can't go without privacy.
12:04I can't pass this key without privacy!
12:06Well, I could ask the guys to leave, but, you know, they've been locking the doors lately.
12:11I...
12:14I've made a huge mistake.
12:19Michael was having a wonderful time with Marta and didn't want the evening to end.
12:23While Lindsay was bonding with the man in the tree.
12:27You have no idea what it's like to save a living thing.
12:30For your information, I do.
12:32My husband, Tobias, and I used to do this kind of thing all the time.
12:37I guess that's why I was so attracted to him.
12:39He was a serious and committed advocate for change.
12:42Where is he now?
12:44He's at a weekend stage fighting workshop with Carl Weathers.
12:48But he used to believe in things.
12:51We both used to.
12:54Sorry, Lindsay, I didn't realize you were up there.
12:58Oh, I'm up here, Mike.
13:00And I'm not coming down.
13:03I'm gonna save this tree no matter what it takes.
13:06Okay.
13:07I'll see you when you realize what that bucket's for.
13:11You know, I can see why your mom likes it.
13:12It is a really nice tree.
13:13We've gotta get it torn down.
13:15That must die.
13:17Stupid tree.
13:22Buster's out of control.
13:23What do you mean, another panic attack?
13:25Me?
13:26No.
13:27She's just waked out because I have a girlfriend.
13:29Oh, wait her, handsome.
13:30No, suddenly Steve McQueen.
13:32He doesn't even know what she looks like.
13:34I know she's a brownish area.
13:36With points.
13:38And I know I love her.
13:39I'm calling Dr. Miller.
13:45Okay, I don't know I love her.
13:48But I cannot tell you how liberating it is to be with someone who's not a mom.
13:52Who's nothing like her.
13:54Yeah, and you're just, you're just jumping right into this, huh?
13:57Oh, yes.
13:59That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special.
14:02You just grab that, that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom
14:08says.
14:14Good talk.
14:17Hello?
14:18Michael.
14:18Change of escape plan.
14:20I unplugged the ice cream sandwich machine and the guards are all eating before they get too melty, so I've
14:25got like a half an hour.
14:27Meet me at the south prison wall and bring the stairs.
14:32Michael knew he had an obligation to his brother.
14:36Michael!
14:37Hey, Joe!
14:40Where the hell are the stairs?
14:42Oh, I thought you were kidding.
14:46Hey, speaking of kidding, how serious are you about Marta?
14:50I get the sense that there's not much of a future there. Am I reading that right?
14:53Let me ask you something. How would you feel if I came down on you hard?
14:58You're saying I'm not reading this right?
15:00No, I'm saying move the bike. I need to jump on you to break my fall.
15:03No, don't be an idiot. Don't jump on me.
15:05No, I have to. Come on. Stop moving.
15:07Come on. Don't jump on me.
15:08Stop moving.
15:09The guards soon became concerned about the paperwork that would be required of them if Joe actually did jump.
15:15You're such a moron.
15:16You're making this very, very difficult.
15:17Oh, God. This is personal.
15:21Joe.
15:23Joe.
15:25Good talk.
15:31I'm a complete failure.
15:34Where'd you get that kind of talk?
15:36From you.
15:38You always say that about me.
15:40Or maybe you're not entirely to blame.
15:43I haven't always been the best kind of father either.
15:46Yeah, you've done a pretty good job of being a father to everybody in here.
15:49What have they got that I don't?
15:52You've never even thrown a ball around with me.
15:58Great.
15:59Now you're an athlete.
16:06Lindsay left the tree to sleep in her own bed.
16:10And Johnny Bark left the tree to awaken her.
16:13So, Lindsay, I...
16:14Johnny Bark?
16:15I want to be with you, Lindsay.
16:17What?
16:17And I know you want to be with me, too.
16:19No, I don't.
16:20But all the things you said about commitment and believing in things...
16:24That's the way I feel.
16:25Johnny, I'm sorry.
16:27I didn't mean to lead you on.
16:31I think you're gross.
16:34Uh-oh.
16:36My tree.
16:39That's why you never get out of the tree.
16:42And Job was about to get a reason to stay in prison.
16:47You all right?
16:50Not great.
16:52Maybe this will help.
16:55And for the first time, Job had the game of catch with his father he'd been waiting for his whole
17:00life.
17:01Okay, ready?
17:02Put your mitt up.
17:05There you go.
17:09White power!
17:11I'm white.
17:13And Michael decided to share his feelings with Marta.
17:16Michael!
17:17Marta.
17:18Not really quite sure how to say this, but, um...
17:22I had a great time last night.
17:24I did, too.
17:25And, um...
17:27We're so in sync.
17:28On so many things.
17:30And, uh, I...
17:33You guys don't have a machine, huh?
17:34I'm sorry.
17:38Hello.
17:40Oh, my God.
17:41Job has been stabbed in the back.
17:51Am I still in prison?
17:53You're in the hospital.
17:56Ta-da!
17:57Meanwhile, Buster was waiting in the hallway.
18:00Buster?
18:02Oh, Miss Lestero.
18:05What are you doing here?
18:07A touch of the disease.
18:08Oh.
18:09Oh.
18:09So, listen, Buster, have you given any, uh, thought to my offer?
18:14Uh...
18:15I'm sorry, what?
18:17Well, I mean, my phone hasn't made a peep.
18:24Hey.
18:25Has your hair always been that pointy, Miss Lestero?
18:29It's Lucille.
18:31Right, right.
18:32That's my mom's name.
18:33Yes!
18:36Buster!
18:38Buster!
18:39Help!
18:41Oh!
18:42I'm all right.
18:43I'm all right.
18:44I'm all right.
18:46He's fine.
18:48I'll be in the hospital bar.
18:50Uh...
18:50You know, there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
18:53This is why people hate hospitals.
19:07You were right, Michael.
19:09Life is too short.
19:10Mine almost ended today.
19:14That's why I think I'm gonna work things out with Marta.
19:17You are, huh?
19:19Well, that's, uh...
19:22That's great.
19:27Hmm.
19:28You know what's funny?
19:29Hmm.
19:31I was gonna walk out of that prison last night and break up with her.
19:34Good thing you didn't bring the stairs, huh?
19:38Hmm.
19:39Very funny.
19:40Yeah.
19:41It's hysterical.
19:42I'm lucky.
19:47Hey.
19:47Can I come in now?
19:48Yeah, sure. He's fine.
19:50Listen, I really appreciate you helping me out last night.
19:54Well, you know, you gotta put family first.
19:57That's the stupid thing that I believe.
20:00You two keep talking out there, I'm gonna start getting jealous.
20:08I was really worried about you.
20:10God, you've got nothing to worry about.
20:12We're gonna be together for a long time.
20:14We're a family now.
20:17I am so happy.
20:19I'm gonna call the kids.
20:21To go alone.
20:23But this was a marriage of spirit, flesh and bone.
20:30I've made a huge mistake.
20:33God love.
20:34God love.
20:36The tears of an angel.
20:38The tears of love.
20:40God love.
20:42On the next Arrested Development,
20:44Job learns how he survived his stabbing.
20:46Looks like the shiv would have done some real damage if it hadn't been for this.
20:49It was in your lower intestine.
20:52So close.
20:54And Buster makes a bold move.
20:59Buster.
21:01Let's go for it.
21:26Go for it.
21:27Get ready.
21:29Get ready.
21:32Get ready.
21:34Go for it.
21:40You know, you're not sure.
21:42You
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