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مسلسل Home Improvement مترجم - Episode 4
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00:00Oh
01:30I'm not married, Tim.
01:33Well, if you use it in a conversation, you know, maybe you get lucky.
01:40For cutting that dado, we're going to be using something that looks a lot like this.
01:44Here you go, Tim.
01:49This is the Binford Mach 3 Super Plunge Router.
01:53Oh, a thing of beauty, isn't it?
01:55Three horsepower motor, variable electronic speed control, and adjustable depth stop system.
02:01When using a router, you want to use a real steady hand.
02:05Well, you might want to use the guide arm, Tim, so it doesn't get away from you.
02:08Well, you don't always have to use the guide arm if you have a steady hand.
02:11Well, if you want a straight line, Tim.
02:13Al, I've been doing this for years, all right?
02:19Okay, start our cut, set your depth gauge, and get going.
02:40Perfect, Al.
02:41Just does a good job of scrolling.
02:47While Al cleans up this deliberate mess of mine, I'd like to welcome a new family member to Tool Time,
02:54Alpena, Michigan.
02:55Cold in the winter.
02:56Pretty cold in the summer, too, isn't it?
02:59Kid around with you.
03:00It's Channel 97 there in your cable box.
03:02And I'd like to give the folks up there in Alpena, Al, Al, there you are.
03:07Tool Time greet.
03:08What do you say, Al?
03:09Ah, ah.
03:10Come on, guys.
03:10Ah, ah, ah.
03:13Well, I'll tell you.
03:16That's about all for Tool Time today.
03:19I'm Tim, the Tool Man, Taylor, hoping, hoping that all your fasteners stay tight.
03:26See you next time.
03:27Ah, ah.
03:33Thank you, Al.
03:37Good show, Al.
03:38Good show.
03:39Yeah, right, Tim.
03:40You know, I'm installing a satellite dish this Saturday.
03:43You mean the one we used on the show last week?
03:46They almost gave it to me, demo costs.
03:48Cost me nothing, man.
03:49Well, I'm happy for you, Tim.
03:51No.
03:52I was kind of hoping you could stop by Saturday, maybe have lunch and help me put it up.
03:55Oh, gee.
03:56Well, I was kind of hoping to have the weekend alone.
03:58Kind of a private man time.
04:01Al!
04:02Oh, good.
04:03Al.
04:03Yeah?
04:04What time did you say you wanted to come over tomorrow to help me put up my bookshelves?
04:10Well, uh, how about nine o'clock?
04:13That's perfect.
04:14I'll see you then.
04:15Bye, Tim.
04:16See you, Lace.
04:17Bye, Tom.
04:19Kind of that private man time, huh?
04:23Well, she's a co-worker, Tim.
04:24I think of her as a man.
04:30That's why you're still single, Al.
04:38Okay, once we get that satellite dish put up on the roof there, run that coax cable down the wall
04:42there, Mark.
04:43Right through the house, stop it here, attach that TV set, and we are equipped to get 200 stations.
04:48200 stations?
04:50Yeah.
04:51Great.
04:51Now, it's going to take 45 minutes for you to find out there's nothing on you want to watch.
04:57Oh, hey.
05:01Can you smell that?
05:03That's, that's diesel fumes.
05:04That's a turbo diesel.
05:05That's, that's 16 speeds.
05:08Tantum axle.
05:09That's a delivery truck, huh?
05:12You can smell that?
05:14I sure can.
05:15Come on, help me out.
05:16Go out on that front porch and see if that delivery truck's on the way, because I think our satellite
05:20dish is coming.
05:20Let me know when it's in.
05:22Oh, great.
05:23You're a lifesaver.
05:25No, no, no, no.
05:26Today is fine.
05:27Come right over.
05:29Thank you so much.
05:29I really appreciate this.
05:31Okay, bye-bye.
05:33Who was that?
05:34Rondahl.
05:35Rondahl.
05:36Yeah, you know the teacher from that job search seminar I've been taking?
05:40Why is he coming over here?
05:41Well, last Monday, after class, we were having coffee, and he said that anybody who needed...
05:46Time out.
05:47Flag that play.
05:49You had coffee with Rondahl?
05:51Yeah.
05:52Yeah.
05:53You didn't tell me, didn't tell me about this coffee?
05:56Oh, I'm sorry.
05:58It was cream, two sugars.
06:00What?
06:02Was it coffee or coffee and dancing?
06:05Oh.
06:07Tim, don't be silly.
06:09It was a few of us went out for coffee after class.
06:12Oh, safety in numbers thing.
06:14And Rondahl said that if anybody needed any extra help, that we should give him a call.
06:18So you sprinted right over the phone and called him.
06:22Yes.
06:22He's going to help me get my resume in order for that job interview I have Monday.
06:26He's giving up his whole day Saturday.
06:28That guy must have a pretty understanding wife.
06:30He's not married.
06:32How'd you find that out?
06:33During coffee?
06:35I don't know, while we were dancing.
06:38Yes.
06:39Tim, what is the matter with you?
06:41Don't you trust me?
06:42No, it's not trust.
06:43I'm just...
06:44I'm just not sure that a man would give an all-day Saturday for a woman unless he wanted something
06:48in return.
06:49Tim, he's just a good guy.
06:50He's helping me out.
06:52Don't I recall you telling me that he was this big, strapping, cute, big hunk kind of guy?
06:58You know I never said that.
07:01Is he kind of cute?
07:03I don't know.
07:04Some people would say so.
07:06Cutter than me?
07:10Some people would say so.
07:18Hey, this is cool.
07:21Excellent.
07:22That's true parabolic shape for super-efficient reflectivity, man.
07:27Mr. Taylor, will you sign this, please?
07:28Sure, man.
07:30Oh, my God, this thing is huge.
07:33How are you ever going to get that up on the roof?
07:35Well, that's why I have that pulley-ratchet system set up up there.
07:41Well, you're going to put this up yourself?
07:43Uh-huh.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Yeah, right.
07:56Tim, what do you actually know about installing a satellite dish?
08:00Simple.
08:02Mount it, point it straight up.
08:03Any man could do that.
08:07Yeah, but it has to stay up longer than ten seconds.
08:21Oh, that must be Rondell.
08:23Oh, boys, look, it's a dancing coffee drinker.
08:25Hey, Tim, this interview is really important to me, and this guy's going to help me.
08:30Please behave.
08:31I promise I'll be a perfect gentleman the entire time he's here.
08:35How does this thing work, Dad?
08:37Well, use your imagination, if you will.
08:39You look up there, there's satellites orbiting the planet, sucking up information from every
08:44corner of the globe and spitting it back down here in this parabolic dish.
08:47Now, this is very dangerous, though, satellite dishes, because they have a pulse of their
08:50own, and if you don't watch out, they can suck you into them.
09:02Tim, Tim, Tim, this is Rondell Kittleman.
09:06Rondell, this is my husband, Tim.
09:08Hi.
09:09Tim.
09:10And these are my boys.
09:11That's Randy, Mark, and Brad.
09:12Hi, guys.
09:13I was just showing the kids how scientific these...
09:17We just got this.
09:19Oh, really?
09:19It's beauty.
09:19Help me, Dad.
09:21It's sucking me.
09:21No, it's not.
09:24No, it's not.
09:25No, I don't know where they get these ideas.
09:26Go on, you guys.
09:26Get out.
09:30Mommy, look.
09:31I got a splinter.
09:32Oh, honey.
09:33Well, let's go get the tweezers, and we'll get that out.
09:35Will you excuse me?
09:36Just a minute.
09:37Honey, I hope you realize I'm going to have to use the needle.
09:41No!
09:45So, Jill's told me a lot about you, Ron.
09:47Rondell.
09:48It's Rondell.
09:51Great name.
09:55You know, you look familiar, right?
09:59Well, you've probably seen me on TV.
10:00I got my own home improvement show.
10:02Jill told you about it.
10:03No, she didn't mention it.
10:05Oh, no, right, right, right.
10:06Wait a minute.
10:06Of course, of course.
10:07That's why you look familiar.
10:08You got that little tool show on the cable.
10:10Well, you know, we don't look at it as little, because we pick up a lot of cities.
10:13We just got Alpina.
10:14Oh, yeah?
10:14Really?
10:15Both sets?
10:18Sorry, I'm just kidding you there, pal.
10:20It's pretty funny, Rondell.
10:21Oh.
10:22Do that thing you do on the show, that barking sound, that, uh...
10:30What's really not barking, it's more like a simian, a grunt.
10:34Oh, oh.
10:35Yeah, barking, grunting, whatever.
10:37It's very funny.
10:38Very funny show.
10:39You're very funny on it.
10:40But it's not all fun and games.
10:41It's a home improvement show, basically, is what we do.
10:43Well, yeah, but you're very funny on it.
10:45I mean, not like the other guy on the show, the guy who knows everything.
10:52Al.
10:52Al.
10:53Al's my assistant.
10:54He assists me.
11:01I think I got everything ready.
11:02Do you want to get started?
11:03Sure.
11:04I'd like to help you guys, but I'm going to finish up that satellite stunt.
11:07Can I take a coat?
11:08Oh, thank you.
11:09Your, uh, your husband's putting up a satellite dish, huh?
11:12Yeah.
11:12This afternoon.
11:13Uh-huh.
11:14I hope you have some help.
11:15Don't need any help, Bondo.
11:19No, I'm going to do it all by myself.
11:22Tim, maybe you should call Al, because, you know, he really knows about all that stuff.
11:30Al is my assistant.
11:31He assists me.
11:33See, I think you should listen to Jill, you know.
11:35And I had mine put in.
11:36And I had a couple of guys from Global View Satellites install it.
11:40Did you?
11:40Mm-hmm.
11:41Mm-hmm.
11:42That must have cost you a pretty penny, huh?
11:44Well, you know, it was worth it when you consider that the installation requires a precise calculation of the declination
11:50angle of the dish in relation to the equator.
11:55Yeah.
11:58Slightest deviation in the dish is useless.
12:01Of course, you know that.
12:03Goes without saying.
12:06Tim, call Al.
12:10Al is busy today.
12:14Of course, the important thing right now is that you just get that dish up on the roof.
12:18No problemo, Rondinello.
12:25Wilson?
12:27Wilson, are you back there?
12:28Right here, good neighbor.
12:30I was wondering, when you watch my show, Tool Time, do you think I'm funny?
12:33Well, I've got to be honest with you, Tim.
12:35I've never seen the show.
12:38You've never seen my show?
12:40No, Leonard.
12:41But I don't have a television.
12:43Everybody's got a TV.
12:44Not me.
12:45I just use my imagination.
12:47Watch the pictures inside my mind.
12:54Cuts down on reruns then, doesn't it?
12:58Not really, Tim.
12:59There's always deja vu.
13:04Tim, I got the feeling you got something more on your mind than television.
13:07Eh, not really, Wilson.
13:10It's just Jill is working on a resume with this guy.
13:13A know-it-all type.
13:15Trying to impress her.
13:17Mm-hmm.
13:17Mm-hmm.
13:18And that worries you.
13:19Well, I'm not jealous.
13:22You know, I'm the least jealous guy on Earth, really.
13:24Curious thing about jealousy.
13:25Usually, it stems from insecurity.
13:28Well, there's no insecurity here, I'll tell you that.
13:32However much I'm not jealous, I'm twice as much not insecure.
13:38Well, you should be secure, Tim.
13:40You've got what every man dreams of.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Satellite dish.
13:47No, Tim.
13:48Three strapping boys, a nice home, a loving wife.
13:55You're so right, man.
13:57Jill and I share so many great things.
14:00Memories.
14:01Great food we love eating, you know.
14:03Laughter.
14:05Nobody makes her laugh like I do.
14:30It's so funny.
14:31What are you laughing at?
14:31No, it's nothing.
14:32It's nothing at all, really.
14:33We always laugh around here.
14:35Come on, what's so funny?
14:37Well, okay.
14:38There's a woman in our class that was always asking questions.
14:42Laughter.
14:45No, honey.
14:46That's not the funny part.
14:47Oh, yeah.
14:48So, anyway.
14:50This one day, Rondahl asked if there were any questions.
14:52And the woman stands up and forgets what she was going to say.
14:56Laughter.
14:56Oh, it's really...
14:57I told you, it's not funny.
15:00Guess you had to be there.
15:03Yeah.
15:03I got to make some measurements for this cable, so you guys just pretend like I'm not here.
15:07Okay, okay.
15:07Now, listen.
15:08About this interview.
15:09Hmm?
15:09I was going to wear this blue suit with a plain white blouse.
15:13Now, is that just too blah?
15:14No, no.
15:14I like white.
15:15It's simple, but it's classic.
15:16It shows you're not a slave to trends.
15:18Hmm.
15:19Laughter.
15:22Yes?
15:22What was that, Tim?
15:23Huh?
15:24Oh, uh, nothing.
15:26I was thinking about that joke.
15:28She didn't know what to say.
15:32It just took me a while.
15:36So, anyway.
15:37Yeah.
15:37Rondahl, this jacket has really big shoulder pads, so should I take them out?
15:41Because, you know, you hear about how wide shoulders make your neck look small and geeky.
15:44No, no, no, no.
15:45Wide shoulders show that you bear responsibility.
15:49Laughter.
15:57Uh, maybe we should just, you know, get back to the resume.
16:00Okay.
16:01Um, I brought some samples over, which I left in the car.
16:05I'll go get them.
16:06Be right back.
16:06Oh, okay.
16:11Damn, what was this?
16:15It's a shovel of manure.
16:18You're not buying this, crock.
16:20I love this stuff.
16:22Well, shoulder pads show a strength in motion and color just brightens your life.
16:25I know, I know.
16:26It sounds really stupid, but the guy is a professional.
16:30He knows what he's doing.
16:31Now, what is the matter with you?
16:32What's the matter with me is I'm seeing a guy in my house hitting on my wife.
16:36What?
16:37Oh, come on.
16:38Don't be so naive.
16:41Wait, you see what's happening here?
16:43No.
16:43Guys, over here on Saturday, drinking coffee, making you laugh.
16:51Oh, God, you're right.
16:54How could I have missed something so obvious?
16:57He's obviously just a great big walking hormone.
17:02You laugh, you make jokes.
17:04I can smell testosterone right here.
17:08Oh, and just a wee bit of estrogen thrown in, huh?
17:12Look at this.
17:14Look, Tim, get out of there.
17:16That is his personal property.
17:17Look at this.
17:18Breath mints, cigarette.
17:21Now I got it.
17:22This is before.
17:24This is after.
17:27You know, there may be a very good reason for him to have breath mints.
17:31I mean, Rondell may just have bad breath.
17:33Actually, I don't.
17:40Oh, Rondell, I'm, you know, I'm sorry.
17:42I just, you know, sometimes when people smoke, they have bad breath.
17:45Will you excuse me for a minute, please?
17:46I want to talk to you.
17:47Kim.
17:52Right, come on.
17:54Kim?
17:56I haven't worked in a really long time.
17:58I'm really nervous about this interview that I have Monday.
18:01This guy is trying to help me.
18:03This guy would be helping himself to you if I wasn't here.
18:06He'd have his hands all over you.
18:07No chance of that.
18:08You haven't left us alone for more than ten minutes.
18:10Is that what you want?
18:11Ten minutes?
18:12I just, I just want to finish my resume.
18:15Excuse me.
18:18Excuse me, Rondell.
18:19I'll be up on the roof completely out of sight.
18:21You won't even hear me the rest of the day.
18:23I can't hear a thing.
18:24I'll be up there all by myself.
18:32I am so sorry for all the interruptions.
18:35That's okay.
18:36Maybe we can do this another time.
18:37Oh, but my interview at the Duncan Phillips Agency is on Monday.
18:42Oh, okay.
18:43Well, then let's finish your resume.
18:45We're almost done anyhow.
18:46What time is your appointment on Monday?
18:48It's two o'clock.
18:50Why don't you and I have lunch together?
18:53Are you saying, uh, lunch just, you and me, just the two of us?
18:57No, of course not.
18:57No, I'm a good friend of the VP of sales over there, and I thought maybe he could join us
19:01before the interview.
19:02Oh, great.
19:04Great.
19:04That, that, that just would be a tremendous help.
19:10See?
19:13Now, um, when you put down your educational information, make sure, you know, I'm sorry,
19:19I forgot, my friend won't be back from Cleveland on Monday.
19:22Oh.
19:23Oh.
19:24But you and I could still get together.
19:27No, wait, wait, you mean that we're back to, uh, you and I alone together?
19:30Mm-hmm.
19:40Jill, you know your husband's hanging from the roof, spying on us.
19:45No, no, he's not spying on us.
19:47No.
19:47No, he's just hanging upside down, um, he does that all the time, to check things.
19:54I think he has a problem with me.
19:56No, he really likes you.
19:57Does he?
19:58Yeah.
20:01I think he's a little bit uncomfortable with me.
20:03And I think it's because he's sensing what I've been sensing.
20:06Which is what?
20:07Well, you have been sending out signals.
20:12Signals?
20:12What signals?
20:14Well, you asked me out for coffee after class.
20:16Oh, no, no, no, no.
20:19That was just, there were four of us.
20:21You were just across the way, across the table.
20:24Oh, yeah.
20:24But, you know, every time I turn around from the blackboard, I see you staring into my eyes.
20:28No, that's, that's just paying attention.
20:30That's a good thing.
20:31I don't know why you're fighting it, Jill.
20:32There's obviously something happening between us.
20:35I mean, I feel it, you feel it, it's chemistry.
20:38No, I flumped chemistry.
20:42Jill, you're playing hard to get.
20:44I love that.
20:44No, no, I'm playing no get.
20:46I am a no get woman.
20:48I'm a happy, married, no get woman with a, with a wonderful husband.
20:59There's Mr. Wonderful now.
21:01Honey, are you all right?
21:02I was testing the safety line on this, honey.
21:09Rondal, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
21:13Oh, oh, oh, that's good, that's good.
21:15That's good, you're pretending to throw me out because your husband can see us.
21:18No, I'm really throwing you out.
21:19I think you should speak a little louder, you know, so we can hear you.
21:22There's your coat.
21:23There's the door.
21:24That's a good touch with the jackpot.
21:25Look, Rondal, you want a signal?
21:28Uh-huh.
21:29Here is your signal.
21:32Wait a minute, I'm confused.
21:33Does that mean we're not having lunch?
21:35Get out!
21:40Jill, come on out here, please.
21:42Damn.
21:42Oh, Jim.
21:43I don't believe it.
21:45I am so embarrassed.
21:46I feel like such a fool.
21:47Could you untangle that rope?
21:48You were right.
21:49That slime came on to me.
21:50He wanted me to have lunch with him.
21:52Get him out here.
21:53Come on out here.
21:54Come on out here.
21:54I had to take care of it.
21:55I threw him out.
21:56Good for you.
21:57He said I was sending him signals.
21:59Jill, could you just untie this knot?
22:01Never send signals.
22:02I know you wouldn't, Jill, but we could talk about this some other time.
22:05Legs are really numb.
22:06I am so sorry.
22:07I just never realized.
22:09You know, I'm a married woman.
22:10I got three kids.
22:11You're a beautiful, intelligent, sexy woman, and he'd be a fool not to hit on you.
22:17Oh, Tim.
22:19Hey, sweet.
22:23Would you cut me down, please?
22:25No, I like you like this.
22:32All right, settle in.
22:34200 channels of family entertainment.
22:38Seen it.
22:39Seen it.
22:40Seen that.
22:41Seen it.
22:42Seen it.
22:43Seen it.
22:44Will you slow down?
22:45Just let me have that thing.
22:46Oh, boy.
22:48Okay, what's that?
22:50Sumo wrestling from Japan.
22:51It's all, it's all.
22:52Seen it.
22:54Oh, now that's better.
22:56Opera.
22:57Ah!
23:00Woo!
23:31Ah!
23:32Ah!
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