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مسلسل Bob's Burgers مترجم - Episode 12
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00:21Ocean Avenue is gearing up for this year's Lobster Fest, and that mean old tropical storm we've been watching is
00:26moving out to sea, which means perfect weekend weather.
00:30Ugh, damn it.
00:31So if you think you hear thunder, it's just my stomach growling.
00:35I love lobster.
00:36This guy's unbelievable.
00:37Stop pimping for Lobster Fest.
00:39And start primping for Lobster Fest.
00:44Looking primpy.
00:45No, no primping for anything.
00:47Why are you so grumpy? Come on.
00:48You know why. It's no fun being a burger man in a seafood town.
00:52I hate lobsters and their stupid fest. Plus, I'm allergic.
00:56No, you're not.
00:57Yeah, I'm allergic. Remember our first date?
00:59Yeah, I remember our first date. You were a nervous wreck.
01:10I was having an allergic reaction. Never mind.
01:13Hey, what are you guys looking at over there?
01:15Um, nothing. Just pictures of people doing it.
01:18Oh. Hey, wait a minute. That's not porn.
01:21You brought a Lobster Fest brochure into this house.
01:23Can we please go this year?
01:25Absolutely not.
01:26Oh, but there's so much fun stuff happening.
01:29Unvealing of the world's largest butter vat, for instance.
01:32The coronation of the Lobster Queen and her court of lovely lobster maidens.
01:36Entertainment by John Van Horton and the music extrusion.
01:39Hmm. I do love those guys.
01:41As a matter of fact, Gene, you were conceived to a JVH song.
01:44And I plan to return the favor.
01:47Oh, great. I mean, hi, Hugo.
01:49You know, I couldn't help but notice, Bob.
01:51Uh, yours is the only window on the street without a Lobster Fest poster in it.
01:54Yeah.
01:54Why might that be?
01:55Well, because Lobster Fest is stupid.
01:57What?
01:58I'll handle this, Ron. Put the sign up.
02:00It's the law.
02:01It's the law.
02:01Martial law.
02:03I'm Grand Marshal of the Fest this year.
02:05Hugo, such a fancy sish.
02:07You look like Sissy Spacek and Carrie.
02:09Ha!
02:10Oh, thank you.
02:11But Hugo, as a health inspector, you must know how disgusting lobsters are, right?
02:14They're bottom feeders that eat garbage all day.
02:17Huh? They like garbage? Then they must eat here!
02:19In your face, Bob! And now in your window!
02:23Come on, Ron. Let's make it like a lobster and get the shell out of here.
02:26All right.
02:31Hey, my two best customers.
02:33Two burgers coming up.
02:34No burgers for me, Bob.
02:35I'm saving my appetite for Lobster Fest.
02:37Not for me either, Bobby.
02:38I just come by to show you my new lobster cracker.
02:41Check it out.
02:42Titanium with butter-resistant grips.
02:43It's the one the astronauts used.
02:45Teddy, you think the astronauts brought a lobster cracker to space?
02:48Yeah, that's what it says on the box.
02:49Look.
02:50The one the astronauts used in space.
02:52I spent $49 on this.
02:54Hey!
02:55I bet you kids are old enough to crack your own claws this year, right?
02:58We don't celebrate Lobster Fest.
03:00What?
03:00We're like Jews on Christmas.
03:02Or Jews for Jesus on Hanukkah.
03:04Or me at a lesbian bar.
03:05Last night.
03:07Watch the hockey game at a lesbian bar, Bob.
03:09It was like I was invisible.
03:11Eh.
03:15And who knows the name of the delicious paste that collects here in the pancreas?
03:20Tamale!
03:21Correct.
03:22Excuse me, Miss LeBons.
03:24Yes, Louise?
03:25My family doesn't observe Lobster Fest.
03:27I should be excused from class and or given an A.
03:30Good night.
03:31Louise, I don't normally use this argument, but if everyone else is doing it, you should too.
03:38Attention students, the tropical storm has changed course and has been upgraded to a hurricane.
03:44It could hit town at any moment.
03:46Don't worry.
03:47We have an emergency plan.
03:48It's called talking it through.
03:51Now, who here thinks the hurricane was caused by something bad they did?
03:55What about you, Nicholas?
03:56That thing you told me?
03:58In confidence?
04:00Say it.
04:01I rubbed my genitals on the couch!
04:04Mm-hmm.
04:04We're all gonna die because of you!
04:07Ah!
04:08It's weather only a lobster could love, but sadly, there will be no Lobster Fest.
04:14This reporter is getting his bib off.
04:16Ha ha!
04:17Stupid failure weatherman and your failed Lobster Fest.
04:21Where's your ugly red zebra gone now?
04:25All right, hold hands.
04:27Come on, down to the basement.
04:29Bob, we have to close.
04:30A hurricane is coming.
04:32I know.
04:32Isn't it great?
04:33Lobster Fest is canceled!
04:35So this town is gonna be crawling with empty bellies ready to eat Bob's Burgers, baby!
04:42Bob, you're crazy.
04:43I think you're crazy!
04:44Because it's crazy not to sell burgers during a hurricane.
04:47Bob's Burgers is open for business.
04:50Don't.
04:53Is that all you got, Storm?
04:56Wind chimes!
04:58Bob!
05:05Bob, I'm not sure staying open is safe.
05:08Suppose the hurricane tears right through here?
05:10I'll chance it.
05:12Look who I found trying to stay dry in the bounce house.
05:15The entire royal court of Lobster Maiden.
05:17Oh, you poor things!
05:19Welcome, your highnesses.
05:21Uh, you are henceforth known as the Royal Cows.
05:25Bob!
05:25Uh, well, something like that.
05:27I'll go throw on some burgers.
05:29Hot coffee coming up!
05:31I'd really rather get my lips around that beer tap.
05:33Hi, guys!
05:34Hi, Gretchen!
05:36Hi!
05:36Oh, Lobster Maiden!
05:38Teddy, this is Gretchen.
05:40She cuts my hair.
05:41I don't...
05:42Hey, are you still working nights at the cop bar?
05:44Nah, there was a groping incident.
05:46Oh, I apologize, but they fired me anyway.
05:49Oh, she's too much!
05:50It really is.
05:52Hey, you open?
05:53Mm-hmm.
05:54You got food?
05:55Yep.
05:55Beer?
05:56Absolutely.
05:57Atmosphere?
05:57Yeah, good enough.
06:01Whoa, Bobby.
06:02I think this might develop into a party-type situation.
06:05You kids stay down in the basement!
06:07I already picked a corner for the bathroom.
06:09That one, where I went.
06:11And I picked that corner.
06:12Hey, we've got two bathrooms.
06:13Mom, I'm coming up!
06:15Just stay down there.
06:16They're gonna need you to help repopulate the earth when this is all over.
06:20Ew!
06:20You want us to mate with each other?
06:22No!
06:23You'll mate with the other kids in other basements.
06:25Keep talking.
06:27All right!
06:29JVH unplugged!
06:30Look at all that wet gray hair.
06:31Oh, Bobby!
06:33Look at Hugo!
06:34Oh, and boy went wrong!
06:35Yeah, isn't it hilarious?
06:37Bobby!
06:37All right, I'll let him in.
06:38I just want to give him a pressed ham first.
06:40Stop it!
06:41Come on, let me.
06:42All right.
06:44Sorry for using all of your napkins.
06:46I want to thank you for bringing us in, Bob.
06:49It was totally Linda's idea.
06:50She is so damn considerate.
06:52You have everything, and I have nothing.
06:54God, I'm so alone.
06:56Mm.
06:57Lobster Fest was all I had.
06:58And now that's gone, too.
07:00Look at me!
07:00I'm a joke!
07:01Yeah, that's too bad.
07:02Hey, Bobby, some of the lobster maidens are open to the idea of a wet gown contest.
07:07Want to put up a prize?
07:08Uh, how about a towel?
07:09Oh, my God!
07:11That's so funny.
07:12Gretchen, have you met Hugo?
07:14He was going to be Grand Marshal at Lobster Fest.
07:17Oh, nice sash.
07:19Ever take it off?
07:20Well, actually, on Monday, I have to dry clean it and give it back.
07:23Hugo, Gretchen is into authority figures, cops, firemen, even mailmen, if they have an important root.
07:29Oh, my gosh.
07:30So am I!
07:31What, you're into mailmen?
07:32Well, if they have an important root.
07:33I think what Bob's saying is she likes a man with a badge.
07:37You have a badge.
07:38Hey, Gretchen!
07:39Huh?
07:39Hey, Hugo's also a health inspector.
07:41That's like being a food sheriff.
07:43This is my badge.
07:45Hmm, kind of small.
07:46You got a gun?
07:47Uh, no, actually, I'm not, uh, licensed to carry a firearm.
07:51I do have a food safety thermometer, and it's very sharp.
07:54Pull it out, Hugo.
07:55Yeah, pull it out, Hugo.
07:56Whoa!
07:57Watch out.
07:58Here it is.
07:59Ooh, unsafe range.
08:01I like my pork a little pink.
08:04Oh, shit!
08:11Hmm, hmm, hmm.
08:12Tina, what are you doing?
08:13I'm working on my mating list for when we have to repopulate the world.
08:16Let me see.
08:17Gay, gay, mythical creature.
08:20Gay, mythical creature.
08:22Oh, good luck.
08:24Guys, we're wasting time here.
08:26We've got to sneak out.
08:27Sneak out?
08:28But there's a hurricane.
08:29That's my point.
08:30We should be out there in the wind and rain looting.
08:33Looting?
08:35So how do we do this looting thing exactly?
08:38It's easy.
08:38You grab anything that's not nailed down.
08:41Anything?
08:42Like this brick?
08:43It's yours.
08:44Free brick!
08:45Free quarter.
08:45Free phone numbers.
08:47Free seaweed.
08:48Gene, free plywood.
08:50Whee!
08:51Hey, Bob, the cash register won't open.
08:54And you're serving burgers so fast, I don't even know who to get an I.O.U. from.
08:57Relax, Linda.
08:58I'll take care of it.
09:00Hey, hey, hey, hey.
09:01Listen up.
09:01Listen up.
09:02You're all my friends.
09:04And friends don't charge friends.
09:07The burgers are free, people.
09:09Everything is going to be free.
09:10Bob, I thought the point of staying open during a hurricane was to make money.
09:15This is way more important than money, Lynn.
09:17Lobster Fest is dead.
09:19Bobster Fest killed it.
09:21What are you, Bobster Fest?
09:25Looting is hard.
09:27I think I'm getting loot glutes.
09:29This stuff sucks.
09:30Let's go home.
09:33Hello.
09:34What have we here?
09:36Maybe he's lost.
09:37Check his collar.
09:38Get him, Gene!
09:40Looks like this little guy got into some office supplies.
09:43Yeah, those rubber vans don't look comfortable.
09:45You should take them off.
09:49This is our one chance to see what everyone else is talking about.
09:52What do you mean?
09:53We're going to eat lobster tonight.
09:55But that goes against everything we were raised to believe in.
09:58It doesn't go against everything.
09:59Okay, but it's a start.
10:02Now's our chance to taste the forbidden fruit that has been kept from us our whole lives.
10:07Are you with me?
10:08Yeah!
10:10Okay.
10:10And one man's generosity has turned Lobster Fest into Bobster Fest.
10:16We're trying to get a word with Bob himself here.
10:18I love you, Scott Bags.
10:21Yeah, there's a cable on that.
10:23You can't go all the way over there.
10:24You come with me.
10:25Yeah, okay.
10:25You come with me.
10:26Can I get my mic back, please?
10:28You come up and get it.
10:29Give me the mic!
10:31Oh, wow.
10:32This feels weird.
10:34Hey, bro!
10:35Did I hook you up or what?
10:37Here you go.
10:39Hey, where we going now?
10:40Over here?
10:41Who decides which way we go?
10:43There's Linda, my wife.
10:45Hey, Linda, you look mad.
10:47Let's go the other way.
10:49Turn around.
10:49Bye, Linda.
10:50Bye, Linda.
10:54How are you feeling, Bob?
10:56What?
10:57Oh, my God.
10:58Lynn, the restaurant's destroyed.
11:00The hurricane swept right through here.
11:02We got hit.
11:02Actually, the hurricane missed us, Bob.
11:05It's beautiful out.
11:08You were the hurricane, schmuck!
11:14Hey, Gretchen.
11:15Oh, do you have some sweatpants?
11:17I can't even look at you.
11:27I don't feel well.
11:28I did this?
11:29You and the mob you incited with free beer and burgers.
11:33Oh, who bent my little spindle thing?
11:35That's what you noticed?
11:37Okay, Lynn, it looks bad now, but we made a lot of new friends last night.
11:41Once word spreads that Bob needs help, this place will be jammed again.
11:45The biggest problem is going to be finding a job for everybody who wants one.
11:49Do you remember where we bought this?
11:50I really love it.
11:55Okay, technical problems from last night have been resolved.
11:59Hair dryer plus waffle iron plus toaster equals boiling water.
12:04So how do we kill this guy before we boil him?
12:06We could teach the lobster to drive and wait until it gets into an accident.
12:10Or we could hire an assassin.
12:12No, idiots.
12:13You boil lobsters alive.
12:15What?
12:15That doesn't sound right.
12:17Yep, until he's dead.
12:19And then we boil him some more.
12:21Here we go.
12:22Wait, this doesn't feel right.
12:24Doing it in a dark room with toilet paper around my neck?
12:26I thought my first time eating lobster would be special.
12:29And now please join Mr. and Mrs. Jimmy Jr. as they eat their first lobster.
12:35Mmm.
12:35Mmm.
12:36Mmm.
12:36I thought my first time eating lobster would be different, too.
12:42They're waiting for you in a hot tub, Gene.
12:44Excellent.
12:45Whee!
12:47And the next day do it again.
12:50Same songs, different lobsters.
12:52What's the matter with you two?
12:53Come on, Luis.
12:54Is this really how you imagined your first time?
12:57Yes.
12:58Okay, not quite.
13:01Luis, today you pay the super price for your super crimes.
13:06Enjoy your last meal.
13:09It'll do just fine.
13:10In a pinch!
13:14Maybe we have been rushing things.
13:16I want to wait until I'm ready.
13:17Let's not give in to peer pressure.
13:19Let's release the lobster back into the supermarket from once he came!
13:22I guess you're right.
13:24Looks like this guy is the one that got away.
13:26Oh, whoops!
13:28I guess we're having lobster.
13:30It was meant to be.
13:31When you get married, just pretend it's your first time eating lobster.
13:34No problem.
13:36Down it comes.
13:37This stunning butter sculpture, the likeness of Julia Child,
13:40was made from every available steak and pat of butter
13:42within the local and outlying communities.
13:45And there goes Julia's feet!
13:47What?
13:47Lobster Fest is back on?
13:49Hey, guys, um, you're not going to Lobster Fest, are you?
13:55I'm in kind of a bind, fellas.
13:57There's a mailbox in the middle of my restaurant.
13:59Oh, can you mail this for me?
14:01Wait, hey, guys!
14:02There he is, my buddy Hugo.
14:05Hi.
14:06Oh, hi, Bob.
14:07Hi, Bobby.
14:07What are you both doing right now?
14:09My place happened to get destroyed last night.
14:12Oh, really?
14:13Yeah, in the middle of the...
14:14Bob, I'm very busy.
14:15I have tables and tables of bisque to judge.
14:17I hooked you two up last night.
14:19You guys kind of broke the baby changing station in the bathroom.
14:23Slapping with a citation, Hugo.
14:25I want to watch.
14:26Baby likes civil authority.
14:27Yes, I love civil authority.
14:28I'll show baby civil authority.
14:30Stiltz guy, you fell through my window.
14:32Lot of glass on the floor.
14:34Where are you going?
14:34Gotta go, Bob!
14:36If I stay still too long, I fall over.
14:39People, wait, stop.
14:41Wait, people, do you think you can just ignore me?
14:46Well, as far as accidental death goes, this one was pretty tasty.
14:50I feel tingly.
14:52Do you feel tingly?
14:53I think he's having an allergic reaction.
14:55We should do something.
14:56Yeah, let's sit on him and see if he pops.
14:59No, we should take him to Lobster Fest.
15:01They have a medical tent.
15:02And I could get more lobster.
15:04Oh, pop!
15:05I'm trying.
15:07Let's hear it for John Van Horn and the Music Explosion!
15:12Uh, it's me, Bob!
15:15Bob, Bob, Bob.
15:18Get off the stairs!
15:19Okay, settle down.
15:21Listen, what's going on here?
15:23What are we doing?
15:24Last thing I remember, you were all in my place, and it was Bobster Fest.
15:28I want to get back to that.
15:30Let's go back to that.
15:32Or at the very least, 40 or 50 of you, come with me right now and help.
15:36Let me clean up the restaurant!
15:39Not all at once.
15:41Whoa, Dad's on the stage at Lobster Fest.
15:44My eyes don't work.
15:45Paint me a word picture!
15:47Kids?
15:47What are you doing here?
15:48Nothing!
15:49What's wrong with Gene?
15:50He looks horrible.
15:51He looks like he always looks.
15:53No, he doesn't.
15:54Does he?
15:55Looks like an allergic...
15:56Did you eat lobster?
15:58I, uh, I forgot...
15:59He refuses to answer that.
16:00What's wrong with you people?
16:02Look at my son!
16:04Hello?
16:05You did this!
16:06You and your disgusting food fetish!
16:09Bob, get off the stage!
16:11You're disorderly!
16:12Oh, yeah?
16:12Maybe I should get disorderly with this lobster pot here!
16:16That's right, you heard me!
16:17You trash my restaurant, I trash Lobster Fest!
16:20Starting with this lobster pot!
16:21Ow!
16:21That's hot!
16:22Let's leave that alone.
16:23Oh, but I see some butter!
16:25You wouldn't like it if someone messed with your precious butter!
16:28Like, stuck a big hairy toe in it!
16:31Bob, put your foot back in your socks slowly!
16:34I'm authorizing myself to use my brand new beanbag gun to subdued you!
16:39Excuse me.
16:39I'm sorry.
16:40Excuse me.
16:40Excuse me.
16:41Bob, no!
16:43This isn't you!
16:44This is me, Linda!
16:45This is the me that they made!
16:47And look what they did to our son!
16:50That's not how he normally looks, is it?
16:52Bobby, listen to me!
16:53Excuse me.
16:54I'm sorry.
16:55I'm sorry.
16:55You don't have to keep moving!
16:57You're not a bottom feeder, Bob!
17:00No, I'm not a bottom feeder.
17:03I'm a burger man.
17:06All right.
17:07I'm leaving.
17:08I'm sure that's what everybody wants.
17:11Oh, what happens?
17:12Oh, whoops!
17:13Ow!
17:13Ow!
17:17Bobby, are you okay?
17:19Hey, excuse me.
17:20Ow, excuse me.
17:21Oh, my God.
17:23All the pot has been contaminated by Bob, and there isn't any more in town!
17:27Ah!
17:33Bob destroyed Lobster Fest!
17:35Can't you just eat lobster without butter?
17:39Well, why don't you call it Butter Fest?
17:41It brings out the succulents, jerk.
17:43Yeah!
17:43So what should we do with him?
17:45Throw him in the shell pile!
17:46Shell pile?
17:47Shell pile!
17:48Shell pile!
17:49Shell pile!
17:51Shell pile!
17:52Shell pile!
17:52Shell pile!
17:52Shell pile!
17:53Shell pile!
17:54Shell pile!
17:55Maybe Bob shouldn't have threatened your butter, and he definitely should have charged
17:59you for the burgers!
18:00Bro!
18:01But he opened his beautiful heart last night, and you boiled it alive like a lobster!
18:07All you're doing is making us hungrier!
18:09Shell pile!
18:10Shell pile!
18:11Shell pile!
18:11Sorry, Bobby.
18:12I used a bad analogy.
18:13Hugo, this doesn't seem right.
18:15What?
18:15I have a girlfriend?
18:16Bob's about to be thrown onto a shell pile?
18:18I've had this exact fantasy!
18:20Come on, Hugo.
18:21If Bob hadn't been your wingman last night, you'd be another lonely guy in a satin sash.
18:27I was doing fine!
18:28I don't need a wingman!
18:30Oh, no.
18:32Shell pile!
18:33Shell pile!
18:34Wingman!
18:36Flying with the eagles!
18:38Wingman!
18:39He's trying to help you out!
18:41Wingman!
18:43Wingman!
18:44Wingman!
18:46Wingman!
18:47Wingman!
18:48Wingman!
18:49Wingman!
18:50Wingman!
18:50Ugh.
18:50Damn it, Ron.
18:51Alright!
18:52Attention, people!
18:53Stop it, everyone!
18:54Slow down!
18:55I'm the health inspector.
18:57Someone once told me that's like being the food sheriff.
19:00This vat of butter isn't contaminated by Bob until I say so!
19:05I have with me a dairy purity spectrometer.
19:08Ugh.
19:09Now, give me some room.
19:11Give him some room!
19:12Thank you, Ratchet.
19:15Ow!
19:15You stabbed me!
19:17That's just epinephrine.
19:18You're in anaphylactic shock.
19:20Hmm, you're a handsome shrimp.
19:21You just jumped to the top of my list.
19:23It's a mating list for when the world ends.
19:25Can I get your email?
19:26No.
19:26I have finished my butter analysis!
19:31Bob's skin flakes, arm hair, and fingernail dirt are all present.
19:35No!
19:36Let me finish!
19:38They're present, but not at threatening levels.
19:41The butter is grade C to D minus.
19:44Fit for everyone except babies and people with compromised immune systems.
19:47In other words, get your bib on!
19:54Man, that was the best lobster fest ever.
19:56Yeah, turns out people are hard on the outside and soft on the inside.
20:00Like, uh...
20:02Like, uh...
20:05Uh...
20:05Oh, I don't know!
20:07Like a...
20:07Like a crab!
20:08Yup.
20:09People are just like crabs.
20:11And we witness the birth of a new tradition.
20:13Every year on Lobster Fest Eve, we try Bob's Place.
20:16No, no, no, no.
20:17Let's start now!
20:18Gene.
20:19You swear you didn't have lobster?
20:21You've always looked like this?
20:22I was born like this!
20:24Uh...
20:25I need a picture.
20:26To compare.
20:27Oh, my God.
20:28You do always look like this.
20:29Hello, gorgeous!
20:32Bob, Linda.
20:34Hey, Hugo.
20:35Where's Gretchen?
20:36She's a firecracker, that Gretchen.
20:38You sure she's not more than you can handle, Hugo?
20:40Gretchen just broke up with me.
20:42She said she was more than I could handle.
20:44Oh.
20:44It was ugly.
20:45She said she didn't mind a small badge.
20:47But said I didn't know how to use it, Bob!
20:50Ouch!
20:51Ouch!
20:52Oh, that's too bad.
20:53I don't need your pity!
20:55So!
20:56Here we are!
20:58Surprise inspection!
20:59Oh.
21:00Pencil.
21:00Pencil.
21:01Pad!
21:02Oh, Ben Spindle.
21:03Ron!
21:04Shut it down!
21:06Let's hear it for Job Man Horton and the Music Extrusion!
21:10Check.
21:11Check.
21:13Check.
21:17Check.
21:18It's this one here!
21:19It's this one!
21:22Turn it off!
21:23Turn it off!
21:25Check!
21:31Look!
21:32Make something!
21:34To you!
21:35To you!
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