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مسلسل Bob's Burgers مترجم - Episode 4
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00:25Tina, if you're gonna lay on the floor, at least roll around so I don't have to mop up later.
00:28What's wrong with Tina?
00:30Puberty.
00:31Yeah, she's pubing out right now pretty bad.
00:34Jordan Sturman moved away, and I'll never play kickball with him again.
00:38Oh, you should kill yourself.
00:40Yeah!
00:41Jane and Louise, be nice.
00:42You're gonna go through adolescence too, you know.
00:45Like that?
00:45Oh, sick!
00:46Is she contagious?
00:48Shut up, Mom!
00:49Watch it.
00:50You can't hurt me.
00:51I'm already dead.
00:52Can I have your mustache then?
00:53It's only one hair.
00:55It's the beginning of a great thing.
00:57It's a huge hair.
00:58I can't cut it.
00:59It's beautiful.
01:00Leave her alone.
01:00You're beautiful, Tina.
01:01Let me pull it out.
01:02You are beautiful.
01:02Let me put my foot on your chest.
01:04Jean, get off.
01:05Enough.
01:05Come on, Jean.
01:06Let's go have a childhood.
01:10My heart.
01:12My heart.
01:13Shh, sweetie.
01:13I'm on the phone.
01:15Ginger's very upset.
01:16Go on, Ginger.
01:17What?
01:19No!
01:20Come on, Tina.
01:21Get up.
01:21You're on the grill.
01:22Why?
01:23Come on, cheer up.
01:24You know, we're having fun.
01:25We are?
01:26Yeah.
01:26Plus, it's father-daughter time.
01:28Why don't Jean and Louise have to have fun like this?
01:31Tina, you're the oldest, and you have added responsibilities here.
01:34Like, on Saturday mornings, for example, you're on the grill.
01:37I can't trust them on the grill.
01:38You know that.
01:39I mean, fire comes out of it.
01:40I know, it's awful.
01:42All right, bye.
01:44Ginger's cat died, but in a really funny way.
01:51Tina, we just saw the most amazing thing ever.
01:54This might be the best day of my life, besides the day you kids were born.
01:58Words can't explain this.
02:00You just have to see it.
02:01Come with us.
02:02Come on, Tina.
02:02I can't.
02:03Dad won't let me leave work.
02:04I mean, fun.
02:06He won't let me leave fun father-daughter time.
02:08You fell for that?
02:09That's not a real thing.
02:11Come with us.
02:12Aw, Bob, let it go.
02:14All right, fine, but you're going to miss when I scrape off the grill.
02:16That's the best part of the day.
02:18Although, today's been pretty slow, so there's not going to be as much gunk as this.
02:22Oh.
02:24Everyone's gone.
02:27Oh.
02:28Oh.
02:29Hey.
02:29Oh.
02:30Are you supposed to lead someone who's blindfolded?
02:33It would ruin the surprise.
02:35Where are we going?
02:36At first, we thought it was a breakdancing class.
02:38And then we thought it was a special needs class.
02:41Now we think it might be a special needs breakdancing class.
02:44Also, it's Brazilian.
02:46Slash hilarious.
02:48Sounds...
02:49Oh, it's even more stupid than you could possibly imagine.
02:53Just wait till we get near it.
02:54They take off their shoes, so when they open the door, the whole block smells like feet.
02:59Feet that have been cooked in feet.
03:04Yes!
03:05Still funny.
03:08Ooh!
03:09Ooh!
03:09Ooh!
03:10Can you smell that?
03:11That's just what's coming through the walls.
03:14That smells...
03:16exotic.
03:17Like ranch dressing.
03:18Something.
03:25Whoa!
03:26He's beautiful.
03:28That's a man?
03:29Where are you going?
03:30I'm signing up for that class.
03:32What?
03:32Why?
03:33No.
03:33Don't open the door!
03:35The smell will kill us all!
03:37No!
03:38Let me go!
03:39Don't go of me!
03:40No!
03:41No!
03:42No!
03:42Oh!
03:42The feet smell!
03:44The feet smell!
03:47The feet smell!
03:52Wait, what is it?
03:53It's Capoeira.
03:54Cap-a-what?
03:55Tina, are you really sure you want to do this?
03:57Yes, Dad!
03:58Wait till you see it.
03:59Gyro's amazing.
04:01I have a DVD.
04:02Oh, by the way, I need $14.95 for the DVD.
04:05Wait, what?
04:05What?
04:06What's Gyro?
04:08Oi, my name is Gyro.
04:11Welcome to the world of Capoeira.
04:13Capoeira is the most seductive form of self-defense.
04:16It combines peacefulness, fighting, and cardio in perfect harmony.
04:21Capoeira is breathtaking, but it is also breath-giving.
04:25You can advance through the stages by earning different colored chords at the Troca de Cordoes.
04:32Wow, I thought maybe you were doing it wrong, but that's actually what it looks like.
04:36They're bringing the tambourine back!
04:38That's a pandero, a Brazilian frame drum.
04:40It's a tambourine.
04:41I'm gonna get mine.
04:42Those guys don't know how to shake it.
04:44I don't get it.
04:45I mean, what am I looking at here?
04:46What is it?
04:47Is it some kind of dancing?
04:49What is it?
04:49Gyro says it's not dancing.
04:51It's a deadly form of street fighting.
04:53Oh, yeah?
04:53Well, you don't need some male model to teach you how to fight.
04:56That's what dads are for.
04:57Come on, I'll show you some stuff.
04:59Box with your old man, huh?
05:02There you go.
05:03Just get it.
05:04There it is.
05:06Whoa, Tina.
05:07Good fight, good fight.
05:08That was fun to watch.
05:09Gyro says if there's any capoeira inside me, he'll find it.
05:12With enough classes, Gyro knows a lot about life.
05:18Gyro says he can hypnotize animals, but only if they want to be hypnotized.
05:23Tina.
05:24Which they almost always do.
05:25Tina.
05:26Gyro says toothpaste insults your teeth.
05:29Tina, go to bed.
05:31Gyro only needs two hours of sleep a night, because he regulates his heart.
05:36Tina, get out.
05:38Gyro sleeps with his eyes open.
05:39Tina.
05:41Okay, just follow my lead.
05:46Brazil.
05:48Brazil.
05:57Class is over.
05:58We now have an hour of open practice time, which is completely optional, unless you're serious about capoeira.
06:10Oh, I'm definitely staying.
06:20Tina's supposed to be here to cover the grill.
06:22It's after 4.30.
06:23She's out of kookaburra class.
06:26Dad, the grill's doing that thing again.
06:28Ugh.
06:30What is your problem with fire?
06:32You know what?
06:33Go.
06:33Go away.
06:34Go, I don't know, collect trash and bring it to the dumpster.
06:37Does it have to be from around here, or can we go anywhere?
06:39Just go.
06:40Yeah!
06:41Yes!
06:42Trash time, trash time, trash time.
06:44Yesterday, I found a necklace.
06:45It's time for my afternoon meeting.
06:47You know, in the bathroom.
06:48Your 4.30 meeting?
06:49Yeah, my 4.30.
06:50So go.
06:51No.
06:52Tina made a commitment to be here at a certain time.
06:55I'm going down there to remind her that she has a job here.
06:58Wait, what about your meeting?
06:59Well, I'm postponing it today.
07:01Bob, you can't do that.
07:02I'm going to set a time for 10.30 tonight.
07:05This is why I tell you, Bob.
07:06Just have little meetings throughout the day instead of one big one.
07:10Little poops.
07:13Oof.
07:14Oh, that is horrible.
07:15Wash your feet.
07:16I have an infection.
07:18Tina.
07:19Tina.
07:19Psst, psst, psst.
07:20Dad, what are you doing here?
07:22You're supposed to be back at work, Tina, to cover me for my, uh, 4.30 meeting.
07:26Dad.
07:27Oh, hello.
07:29Please remove your shoes.
07:30Oh, I, um, I don't want to take off my shoes.
07:32I'm just picking up my daughter, Tina.
07:34Oh, you are Tina's father.
07:35Oi, my name is Gyro, like gyrate.
07:39Oi, mine's Bob.
07:41Are you sure you don't want to stick around?
07:42I enjoy helping elderly men repair their aging bodies.
07:46Thanks, but I got a job I got to get back to,
07:48and so does Tina.
07:49Plus, I don't really dance.
07:51Although capoeira incorporates elements of dance,
07:54it is a highly dangerous form of martial arts.
07:57Right.
07:58I'm sure it is.
07:59Yeah, I mean, it seems like a great way to stand shape.
08:02Like jazzercise.
08:05Not like jazzercise.
08:07Whatever you say.
08:08Class, would you like to see a demonstration?
08:12Come on, Tina, let's, let's go right now.
08:16Okay, okay, I saw your movie.
08:19It's very cute.
08:20Hey, you can't do that.
08:22Just hit me with your hair.
08:23Stop that.
08:28Dad, let's go.
08:29Come on.
08:31Give me a second here.
08:32What about your meeting?
08:33I just had my meeting.
08:34Right now?
08:36Mm-hmm.
08:39Don't, don't.
08:40What do we do?
08:41Um, grab me that flag.
08:43No, Dad!
08:46Tina, we're gonna get out of here.
08:48All right, just let me think.
08:50Shh.
08:50All right, I got an idea.
08:52You go into the corner and yell.
08:53What?
08:54Go in the corner and start yelling,
08:55you're having a heart attack,
08:56and I'll run out.
08:57Okay.
08:57Go, go.
08:58Okay.
08:58Fast.
08:59Wait, come back.
08:59I'm having a heart.
09:00What?
09:01Don't, shh.
09:01Don't do that.
09:02That's a dumb idea.
09:04Dad, I'm so embarrassed.
09:06Oh, oh, are you?
09:07I'm sorry, because I'm not embarrassed at all,
09:10because I just pooped my pants.
09:12I would do this every day if I could.
09:13Tina.
09:18No, no, he's in the shower now.
09:20Well, sometimes it's hard to feel clean
09:22after something like that happens.
09:24It's very embarrassing.
09:25Okay, kids, your father's very tender right now, all right?
09:28Whatever you do,
09:30do not mention what happened today at Tina's class.
09:32Just act normal.
09:35So you pooped your pants.
09:37Linda, let's not talk about it.
09:38It wasn't a fair fight.
09:39He's younger, and he's cute and strong.
09:42Linda, this isn't helpful.
09:43Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
09:45Linda, stop.
09:46Are you on the phone with Ginger?
09:48No.
09:49I gotta go.
09:50No.
09:51I'm sorry.
09:53Bobby, I'm not laughing at you.
09:55I was thinking about Ginger's dead cat again.
09:57Dad, Dad, Dad.
09:59Yes, Louise, yes.
10:01Did you know that it only takes two pounds of pressure
10:03to drive someone's nosebleed into their brain?
10:06That's... what?
10:07Two pounds!
10:08That's it, Dad!
10:09Why are you telling me this, Louise?
10:11Revenge.
10:13Revengerine, revengerine, revengerine.
10:15Cut it out, Gene.
10:16All right, listen, everybody.
10:16What happened today is in the past,
10:18and we're never gonna talk about it again, ever.
10:20I'm just glad Tina is quitting the class.
10:23Right, Tina?
10:23But my body needs it.
10:25Your body needs to work in the restaurant with your father.
10:28Oh, fine.
10:32If you need me, I'll be down here on the floor, dying.
10:36All right, sounds good, honey.
10:39You know, you have to learn to groan right, Tina.
10:42Hey, she groans fine.
10:44It sounds weird.
10:45So you groan, then, if you're so good at it.
10:48That's a groan.
10:49Yeah.
10:50I'll do it.
10:51Let me do it.
10:53Wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:01Tina, enough already.
11:03Come on.
11:04Tina, it's your boyfriend.
11:06Oh, God.
11:07Oi.
11:08What do you want?
11:09I got a message that Tina was very upset
11:12and needed to be encouraged to come back to the Art of Capoeira.
11:16A message from who?
11:17You're welcome.
11:18And you're welcome.
11:21Well, I'm sorry.
11:21Tina's busy.
11:22She's working the grill.
11:23It's okay.
11:24I'll wait.
11:25Hmm.
11:31What's wrong?
11:32Well, I'm looking for your fresh-squeezed juice selection.
11:35Is it on another menu?
11:38Oh, sorry.
11:39Yeah, here it is.
11:40This is the same menu?
11:42Yeah, because we don't have fresh-squeezed juice.
11:43Fresh-squeezed juice is stupid.
11:45That is not how I talk at all.
11:46Yes, it is.
11:47So, it's Capoeira.
11:48It's stupid.
11:49Okay?
11:49Dad, stop.
11:51Oh, hello, Tina.
11:52I didn't notice you.
11:54That's okay.
11:54Is everything all right with you, Tina?
11:56My dad won't let me train anymore.
11:58Tina.
11:58What?
11:59It's because you made him poop in his pants.
12:01Oh, my God.
12:02Tina!
12:02Bob, please.
12:04There is nothing to be embarrassed about.
12:06It is quite common for a wounded animal to make a bowel movement as he is defeated by
12:10a much stronger predator.
12:12Hey, it wasn't you.
12:13It was 4.30.
12:14Here, Bob.
12:14Let me show you some very convenient sphincter tightening exercises.
12:18No.
12:19Tight.
12:19No, thank you.
12:20Relax.
12:20I don't want...
12:21Tight.
12:22Relax.
12:23Stop it.
12:23Tight.
12:24Don't do sphincter tightening exercises in my restaurant.
12:28Okay, fine.
12:30I'll be feeling this in the morning.
12:32Jane!
12:33Well, now my stomach is full of negative energy, so I've lost my appetite, which is just as
12:38well.
12:39It's time for me to go to class.
12:41Tina, you should come with me.
12:43Remember, the Troca J. Cordoas is next week.
12:46The Troca J. Cordoas?
12:47What's the Troca J. Cordoas?
12:50I feel if Tina trains hard, she has the potential to receive a promotion to Yellow Corps.
12:55Tina, listen to me.
12:57You're not going anywhere.
12:58I'm your father.
12:59Yes, Tina.
13:00But I am your capoeira instructor.
13:04Wait.
13:05I'm going to class with you.
13:07Tina, what are you doing?
13:08Dad, you don't understand.
13:10I understand.
13:10You're grounded.
13:11Effective right now.
13:14Bob, let it go.
13:15No, she's grounded, Lynn.
13:16We all just need a minute to calm down.
13:19Hey, Tina, you walk out that door and you're no longer my grill cook.
13:23Dad, calm down.
13:25I'll go get her.
13:26You get out of here, you hear me?
13:29Never look back.
13:30You are dead to us.
13:33Sorry, Dad.
13:34There's no getting through to that one.
13:35Thanks, Louise.
13:36That was very helpful.
13:41Big day.
13:43Big, big day.
13:46The Troca J. Cordios.
13:48I know.
13:48I know it's the Troca J. Cordios.
13:50I told you I'm not going.
13:51Okay, fine.
13:53I'm just going to say it one more time.
13:54I think that you should come support your daughter.
13:56Linda, I just grounded her.
13:58You let her go.
13:59Bob, I'm sorry.
14:00Okay.
14:01Come on.
14:02It's just a phase.
14:04I know you're afraid you're going to lose your little girl.
14:07That's sweet.
14:08But what do you think?
14:08She's going to spend the rest of her life standing here next to you grilling burgers?
14:20That's silly.
14:22Spending the rest of her life standing next to me grilling burgers.
14:25Of course not.
14:26I mean, nothing wrong with it.
14:27I mean, it would be fun.
14:29Tina Reen.
14:30Tina Reen.
14:31Cha, cha, cha.
14:31Tina Reen.
14:33Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina.
14:35Tina Reen!
14:36We're ready.
14:37Okay.
14:39I'm coming.
14:40I'm sorry, Tina.
14:41I'm not going.
14:41I love this restaurant.
14:43You can't abandon the things you love just because of sexy dance fighting.
14:48If I were a hamburger, you'd come watch me fight.
14:50Good job, Bob.
14:51Jane, Louise, come on.
14:53We're going to Tina's Karate Concert.
14:57So you're not going to get revenge today?
15:00No, Louise, I'm not.
15:01Okay, got it.
15:03Then I won't bring your credit card, which I cut into a ninja star.
15:07You cut my credit card?
15:09Into a ninja star.
15:11Tambourine, tambourine, ninja star credit card, tambourine.
15:16Family drama at Bob's Burgers, huh?
15:18Bob.
15:19Bob.
15:20Bobby.
15:20What, Teddy?
15:21What's a troca de cordos?
15:23Yeah, it's a ceremony.
15:24It's like a graduation.
15:25Oh.
15:26Yeah, but this guy's a creep and I got to stand my ground.
15:28She made a commitment to this restaurant, period.
15:31Exchange of strands.
15:32What?
15:33I just looked up troca de cordos.
15:35It's Portuguese for exchange of strands.
15:37Sounds momentous.
15:39This very day, she's becoming a woman.
15:41Exchanging her strands.
15:42Wait, that's what it says?
15:43Yeah, that's what it says.
15:45It says she's becoming a woman?
15:46Yeah, check a look.
15:48What are you going to do about it, Bob?
15:49It doesn't say becoming a woman.
15:51No, read into it.
15:52It says exchange of strands.
15:54It's exchanging strands.
15:55It has nothing about her becoming a woman, Teddy.
15:57What are you saying, Bob?
15:57What are you saying, Teddy?
15:58I just, if my daughter was becoming a woman, I would want to be there.
16:02She's not becoming a woman, Teddy.
16:03No, but if she was, I'm saying.
16:05She's not my daughter.
16:06You were the one who just said it again.
16:07Get out.
16:08Get out, Teddy.
16:09I want to pay my bill.
16:09Get out of my restaurant.
16:10I want to pay my bill.
16:12Here's your bill.
16:13$4.16, pervert.
16:15$4.16, pervert.
16:17Who do you call a pervert?
16:19It's written on the bill.
16:20Here's your $4.16, Bob.
16:23Best of luck.
16:24There's a million restaurants I can go to.
16:26Then go to them all, Teddy.
16:29I'm sorry, Teddy.
16:30I've...
16:30No, I blew my stack.
16:32I'm sorry.
16:34It's just...
16:34She's grown up so fast.
16:37Also, I crapped my pants yesterday.
16:38No, I heard.
16:42Listen, I've got to close up shop.
16:43I have somewhere to be.
16:45So, uh, you really do have to get out.
16:48Sure.
16:50That's my son.
16:52Sure.
16:54Oh, God.
16:57Sure.
16:58Sure.
17:00And I'm...
17:01Sure.
17:02Bad.
17:04Congratulations, Neil.
17:05You have earned your yellow cord.
17:14Tina, you're next.
17:15All right!
17:18Go, Tina!
17:19You're doing great!
17:24So glad you came, Bobby.
17:26She looks like she's having a good time.
17:33The test is complete.
17:35I'm sorry, Tina, but you have failed.
17:37Have a seat.
17:38The next student testing for her yellow corda is Janelle.
17:42Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait a minute.
17:44Please do not interrupt the ceremony, Bob.
17:48Just give her the stupid cord.
17:49Can't you see how much this means to her?
17:50I'm sorry, Bob, but she did not perform the five elementary motions, so she will not be receiving her yellow
17:56corda.
17:56What?
17:57She did better than Neil.
17:58That kid was a mess out there.
18:00Why?
18:00Oh, you know it's true.
18:02Tina did all five of the elementary weird motions, I think.
18:06She did that one.
18:08She did that one a lot.
18:09Is this because I made you poop your pantalones?
18:14This isn't about me.
18:15It's about Tina.
18:16Oh, is that what you think?
18:18All right, that's it.
18:19I'm taking a corda.
18:20Ow.
18:21Don't touch.
18:22Pony!
18:23Stop that.
18:24Make me.
18:27Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
18:29Nose wound.
18:30Nose wound into the brain.
18:32Then skin him and wear him like a costume.
18:34All right, Louise, all right.
18:35All right, here we go.
18:36Bobby, don't do this.
18:37I have to stand up for Tina.
18:39Bob, look at the clock.
18:41It's 428.
18:43I know, Lynn.
18:44I know.
18:45And if I poop, I poop.
18:47Oh, Bobby.
18:48Come on.
18:49Get it up, get it up, get it up, get it up.
18:52Sure.
18:53Ow.
18:54All right, well, hold on.
18:55It wasn't ready that time, so...
18:57Press it!
18:58Ow.
18:58Pony take!
18:59Ow.
18:59Keep your sphincter tight, Bobby!
19:01I'm okay, Lynn.
19:03Use this, Dad!
19:04Ow!
19:05Louise!
19:06Sorry.
19:06Pony take!
19:07Ow!
19:08Ow!
19:09Press it!
19:11Hey, you want some more?
19:13Uh...
19:13Ow!
19:15Make it stop, Mom!
19:21Press it!
19:22Dad was right.
19:24Gyro's just a jerk.
19:26Sexy, sensual, creepy, sexy, jerk.
19:30Go, Dad!
19:32Come on, Dad!
19:33Dad!
19:34Dad!
19:35Dad!
19:36Dad!
19:37Dad!
19:38Dad!
19:39Dad!
19:39Dad!
19:40Dad!
19:41Dad!
19:42Thanks, Tina.
19:43I got him right where I want him.
19:44Dad!
19:45Ow!
19:46Keep going.
19:47Ow!
19:48Get up!
19:49Ow!
19:53Dad!
19:54Hey, nice form.
19:55Thanks.
19:56Sorry Gyro knocked you down 25 to 30 times in front of everyone.
20:00Yeah, sorry I couldn't get your yellow corda.
20:04It's okay. Thanks for getting beat up for me.
20:06Anyway, I'm kind of interested in Russian kettlebell strength training now.
20:10Don't make me watch this, because I...
20:12I'll show Mom.
20:13Yeah. Well, I have a surprise for you. You got a promotion.
20:16Really? I get a raise?
20:18No, but you get these yellow dish gloves. I present to you your yellow gloves.
20:23So much fun. Well, we better get going.
20:26Yeah, that dead seal down at the pier isn't going to poke itself.
20:29Wait, wait, hold on. You two are working today.
20:32What? We're not on a schedule today.
20:34Read. Learn how to read the schedule that you write.
20:37Tina, honey, we're giving you the day off.
20:40Go do something fun.
20:42Do you know where this dead seal is? What's that about?
20:44It's a dead seal, Mom. It's a washed up seal.
20:47They go poke at it.
20:48We're going to slap it. It makes a great sound.
20:50And I sample the slaps. Sounds like an orgy.
20:53I like dead seals, but I think I'm going to stay here instead.
20:57I'm actually having fun at work today.
20:59Besides, it's our father-daughter time.
21:01Aww.
21:02Sucker!
21:03Gene, run.
21:04Run, run, run, run, run!
21:05To the seal!
21:07Go!
21:09Go!
21:12Go!
21:14Go!
21:15Go!
21:16Go!
21:17Go!
21:18Go!
21:18Go!
21:20Go!
21:21Go!
21:23Go!
21:24Go!
21:24Go!
21:31Go!
21:34Go!
21:35Go!
21:38Transcription by CastingWords
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