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00:26Gene.
00:28Gene.
00:31Gene. What? Stop. Bob, no more newspaper, please. My parents are going to be here any minute. I know. You
00:38know how I know they're coming? Because you go into a crazy cleaning frenzy. Every time. It's like the way
00:43animals freak out before an earthquake. That's nice. That's not true. She's spooked. Louise, you're getting cereal everywhere. I'm having
00:50a seizure. Put a wallet in my mouth. It passed. Look at this place. It's a disaster. You haven't even
00:57fixed the leak yet.
00:58Come on, Linda. The leak is contained. Bobby! What? You barely noticed those. I'm okay. Trust me, Bobby. My mother
01:07will notice that our ceiling is leaking. Yeah, you're right. She will. Repeatedly. And loudly. Just fix it, please. Be
01:15my all-American fix-it man, Bobby. Fine. I'll go up to the attic and fix the leak. But I
01:20also need you and the kids to work out whose room my folks are sleeping in. Because I have to
01:24go check the bathroom for stray hairs. No one sheds like this family. It's like a
01:28bunch of Chewbaccas. So where are Grandma and Grandpa gonna sleep? Gene's room smells like farts. That makes sense. Great.
01:35Well, we'll put them in there then. Maybe they'll leave sooner when they smell farts. Yeah. Gene can sleep with
01:40me in my room as long as he doesn't mind my night terrors. Huh? Remember you let me watch Night
01:44of the Living Dead when I was eight? So now I wake up every night standing in the middle of
01:48my room scratching the air and kicking. Oh, good. Wait, you still get those? Yeah, they're weirder now. Oh, boy.
01:54I think my subconscious fears and my budding sexuality are getting all mixed up. Oh, okay. Tina, I don't want
01:59to hear about it. So I think I'm being attacked by zombies and I start screaming, do you want to
02:03make out? And I make out with it. Hmm. I might just bunk with Gram and Gramps. Okay, enough. Gene,
02:11Louise, you sleep in Tina's room. Tina, you're quarantined. You sleep alone. We'll strap you down or something. Leave my
02:18lips free.
02:21Hey. Hey. Hey. Gene, just because Grandma and Grandpa are coming doesn't mean you're going to get out of doing
02:26homework. How far are you on that history report? So far, I just got the title. History. A blast from
02:33the past. Okay. After we get my parents settled, your father's going to help you with that. Right, Bob? Have
02:39it on my desk by five. I am not writing your report for you. Hey. Okay, everybody, I have an
02:45announcement to make. I am on a ladder.
02:48Stop shaking it. I feel like I shouldn't have to say that. Dad, why do you get so mad when
02:52Grandma Gloria and Grandpa Al come over to visit? Do you hate them?
02:56I don't hate them. Just Grandma. Or I don't hate her. Just the sound she makes. And her voice. And
03:02the things she says.
03:09Want to hear my impression of her? Yes.
03:12Ow!
03:13I'm not hearing this, right?
03:15Sorry, I mean, she's your gram gram. We love her.
03:19We hate her.
03:21I fixed the lake!
03:23Good! Don't stay up there too long,
03:25because I want us all to have a nice visit before we open the restaurant!
03:29Uh, I mean, almost done!
03:32Huh?
03:35Wow, this is amazing.
03:37Whose room am I behind?
03:39Mine.
03:40Hi, Tina.
03:40Are you in the wall or in my horse poster?
03:43Please say horse poster.
03:44I'm a horse.
03:46Oh, wait, I can go sideways, too.
03:48Are you in another dimension?
03:50Do you see a lion or a witch or a wardrobe?
03:53A what?
03:53A lion, a witch, or a wardrobe!
03:57Why are you saying that, Gene?
03:59It's a book.
04:00Oh, right, right. A kid's book, yeah.
04:02Yeah, by Salman Rushdie.
04:04It's not by Salman Rushdie.
04:05Of course it is.
04:06It isn't.
04:07Yes, it is.
04:07I'm not going to talk to you anymore, Gene. I'm in a wall.
04:10Go look it up, though.
04:11I just did. It's Salman Rushdie.
04:14They're here!
04:14Bob, come out of the wall, please.
04:17Yeah.
04:18Hello?
04:20Ow!
04:21Oh, my God.
04:21Don't leave our beds out there on the street.
04:24Are you crazy?
04:25Uh, uh, uh, uh.
04:27What are all these pots doing on the floor?
04:29Bob will pick them up, Mom.
04:30Bob, quit fooling around in there.
04:33You're going to get yourself stuck.
04:35Uh, uh, uh-oh.
04:38Lynn?
04:38Lynn!
04:39Yes, what?
04:40You're never going to believe this.
04:42What is it?
04:43What?
04:43I'm stuck.
04:48Shouldn't have farted.
04:52Who's trapped in the wall?
04:54Bob.
04:55Me.
04:55Bob can't sit in the wall.
04:57He's overweight.
04:58Mom.
04:59What?
04:59He can't hand me.
05:01Yes, I can.
05:01I'm right here.
05:03I'd like to order a hamburger.
05:05No, Al.
05:06He can't have a hamburger.
05:08He can have a turkey burger.
05:10There's no such thing as a turkey burger.
05:12Go read your Maxim.
05:14Dad gets Maxim?
05:15No, he found it in the recycling at the condo.
05:18Who's on the cover?
05:19The girls of Coyote Ugly.
05:21I don't think they're even alive anymore.
05:23Lynn, we need to open the restaurant.
05:25Hey, I bet I can get down there.
05:27What are you talking about?
05:28You can go down?
05:29Kids, you meet me down there, okay?
05:31You're going to be my eyes and my hands.
05:33Okay, we're down there.
05:34No, you're not.
05:35You haven't moved.
05:36I'm turning on the grill.
05:38Boop, boop, boosh.
05:39That's not the sound the grill makes.
05:41Go down to the restaurant.
05:42Okay, so the special comes with feta cheese.
05:45And it's called Never Been Feta.
05:48Did you hear that?
05:49Are you laughing?
05:51I hear you laughing.
05:53Are you writing it?
05:54Yup.
05:55Never been feta.
05:58Good.
05:58All right, I'm going to go get Tina set up on the grill.
06:00This is going great.
06:06Hey, kids.
06:07Gene, Louise.
06:08Hey.
06:09Hey, take this.
06:11That's my pee.
06:11Oh.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Empty it out and bring it back, okay?
06:15This will be our system.
06:16You're my pee guy.
06:17Dad's pee.
06:18Ow.
06:19Bob, I called Teddy the contractor.
06:21He's coming right away to get you out.
06:23What?
06:24No, Lynn.
06:25That's not necessary.
06:26Of course it is.
06:28You're stuck in the wall.
06:29No, I know.
06:29Just, you know how Teddy is.
06:31Talky Teddy.
06:32Yap, yap, yap.
06:33What?
06:33You don't have time for his stories?
06:35Are you very, very busy today?
06:37Uh, no.
06:39You're in a tight spot, huh, Bobby?
06:41A little bit, Teddy.
06:42I've heard of buildings like this, you know, with false walls.
06:45Uh-huh.
06:45It's a prohibition thing.
06:47Oh.
06:47It's town used to be a bootleggers port.
06:49A lot of people don't know that.
06:50That's interesting.
06:51My great uncle used to run a speakeasy here in town.
06:54Uh-huh.
06:54It's called Swanky's.
06:55It's a place called Swanky's.
06:56You ever hear of a cocktail called Swanky Panky?
06:58No.
06:58It's made with two pots for moving.
07:00Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, listen.
07:02Don't get me out today, okay?
07:04Tell Linda you have to come back tomorrow.
07:06I got the saws all in the truck.
07:07I don't even...
07:08No, no, Teddy, listen.
07:09Tell her that you need a permit or something.
07:11You want to stay in the wall, Bob?
07:13Don't judge, Teddy.
07:15Don't judge.
07:15There's nothing wrong with a man enjoying his crawl space
07:18till his in-laws leave.
07:19No, it's just, you know, I heard about this guy
07:21that hid out in the wall from the police.
07:24He went barkers, Bob.
07:25Yeah.
07:25You know, when they found him, he was chewing on a two-by-four.
07:28Uh-huh.
07:28Wearing nothing but copper wire.
07:29That's a great story, Teddy.
07:31Just come back tomorrow.
07:32Okay.
07:33I still got to charge you for today, though.
07:35Today?
07:35You just stood there talking.
07:37Bob, you know, my therapist says that if I don't value my time,
07:40nobody's gonna.
07:41I don't know.
07:41All right, you're right, right.
07:42All right.
07:42I'm just gonna write it up as a consultation, though.
07:44Friend prices.
07:45All right, do whatever you have to do
07:46and just drop the bill down the shaft.
07:49All right.
07:50Did you get it?
07:50Did you drop it?
07:51I dropped it.
07:52I didn't get it.
07:53Well, I can't have the, you know, the things outstanding.
07:55You gotta find it.
07:56Teddy, I'll look for it, all right?
07:57Find it.
07:58Write another one, then.
07:59I don't have another.
07:59I gotta go to the truck.
08:02Okay.
08:03As you can see, I'm spending my first night
08:05inside the walls of my own house.
08:07I borrowed Gene's camera so I can document my experience.
08:11Come on, Bob.
08:12It's late.
08:13And Louise has loaned me her coochie-coopy nightlight.
08:16Coochie-coopy.
08:17Coochie-coopy.
08:17Coochie-coopy nightlight.
08:19Anyway, here's where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
08:21I'll show you.
08:22Oh.
08:23Oh, yes.
08:26Oh, my God.
08:28Oh, my God.
08:29I think Linda's parents are having sex.
08:34I hope they're using protection,
08:37because I am not taking care of that baby.
08:39I'm gonna sample it.
08:48Well, hello.
08:49Funny seeing you here.
08:52Whoa, double trouble.
08:54Okay, let's do this.
08:58You sound like my grandmother.
09:00What?
09:00I can't hear you.
09:01And you sound like my grandfather.
09:05Please stop touching each other.
09:06Please stop touching each other.
09:25Jane, you ready to give your report?
09:27Oh, uh...
09:32My grandparents are staying with us,
09:34and they were both alive during Prohibition.
09:36So, this is what it sounds like
09:38when they have sex in the room next to mine.
09:41Ow!
09:42Ow!
09:42Ow!
09:43Ow!
09:44What?
09:45Ow!
09:45Principal's office now!
09:47Ow!
09:48Ow!
09:48Right!
09:49Ow!
09:50Ow!
09:53Ow!
09:54Ow!
09:56Ow!
09:56Ow!
09:56Ow!
09:57Ow!
09:59Ow!
10:00Ow!
10:06Your daughter!
10:07Go to the light, father!
10:08Oh, okay, I see.
10:10Very funny, I'm a ghost.
10:11Ask him anything you want to know about the other side.
10:14Are you the ghost from the movie Ghost?
10:16No.
10:17Louise already told you I'm the ghost of her dead dad.
10:19Come on, next question.
10:20Are you the ghost from the movie Ghost Dad?
10:23What did I just say?
10:24This is what you ask a ghost?
10:25You know what this makes me want to do?
10:27Eat your souls!
10:29Ow!
10:30Ow!
10:31Oh, God, he got me!
10:33Oh, at least you're holding me now!
10:35What is going on over here?
10:37Oh, sorry, Lynn.
10:38Well, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
10:40I'll go back to running the kitchen, bussing tables, and taking care of the kids.
10:44Oh, boy.
10:45Lynn, don't be mad.
10:46Come here.
10:47Come over toward my hand.
10:48All right, all right.
10:49Let me stroke your hair the way you like.
10:52Isn't this nice?
10:55Oh, God.
10:56Excuse me.
10:57I'm sorry.
10:58Linda, that's your mom's throat cleaner, exactly.
11:01Yes, and?
11:02Well, first you make sounds like her, and next thing you'll be yelling,
11:04No burgers, read your maxim.
11:07I mean, you already kind of nag like she does.
11:09Whoop.
11:09Where's the hair?
11:10I am not turning into my mother.
11:13That bathroom is filthy.
11:15Who is the last person in there?
11:17You go back in there, and you wipe the seat.
11:20Hey, no nagging my customers.
11:22Don't you yell at my mother.
11:24What's that, Nagatha Christie?
11:26Linda, sweetheart, you've got more than you can handle here.
11:30Your father and I have decided to stay another night.
11:33What? No!
11:34We'll stay as long as we need to.
11:37No, no, no!
11:38No!
11:38Knock, knock.
11:39Who's there?
11:40I got detention.
11:41Oh, come on!
11:42Yeah, but I don't want to beat myself up about it,
11:44since it's really Dad's fault.
11:46It's your history report.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Thanks, Mom.
11:49We know what?
11:49We're going to need you.
11:50I'll take all the help we can get around here.
11:52No, no, no, no.
11:53Linda, I'm going to get out of here.
11:55They don't have to stay.
11:56I have an idea.
11:57A new idea I just thought of on how I can get out right away.
12:00Oh, boy.
12:05Ow.
12:06Ow!
12:06Son of a bitch!
12:07Where did he go?
12:10I can hear him.
12:12Len.
12:13Yeah?
12:14I'm stuck.
12:15Yeah, I know, Bob.
12:16No, I'm really stuck.
12:17What are you talking about?
12:19Are you telling me you weren't stuck before?
12:23No.
12:23You were thinking it.
12:25I can't believe this.
12:27Bob's Burgers.
12:28Hi, Linda.
12:29It's Teddy.
12:30Oh, hi, Teddy.
12:31Hey, I'm on my way over to get Bob out.
12:32You know what?
12:33We actually don't need you to come and get Bob out.
12:36Oh, really?
12:36Yeah, he's fine.
12:38What?
12:38No.
12:38We did...
12:39We need...
12:40I need to come out!
12:41Bye, Teddy!
12:43Teddy!
12:43Have fun in there!
12:45Light up!
12:51Okay, day three's stuck in the wall.
12:53I sure would love to go poo.
12:56That would be good.
12:58Ow!
13:00Yep.
13:00Okay.
13:01I can't get out that way.
13:03Oh, I got a big splinter.
13:04Oh, I feel a little faint.
13:06Keep it together, Bob.
13:08There's spiders everywhere!
13:10Ah!
13:10On me!
13:11On me!
13:12On spiders!
13:13You understand me, don't you?
13:15Nightlight.
13:16Oh!
13:19Tell me, why did you want to have a seance in your family's restaurant?
13:23And when exactly did your father pass away?
13:26Oh, I forget.
13:28Give me your hands.
13:29Let's summon his spirit now.
13:31That'll help.
13:32Sure.
13:32Okay.
13:33I need you to hum with me, please.
13:35Hum with you?
13:36Yeah.
13:37Hum.
13:39Hum.
13:41Hum.
13:42Hum.
13:42Is this always here?
13:48Wow.
13:49There's a speakeasy in the crawlspace.
13:51What a great idea!
13:53Nice to see you, Mr. Bob.
13:55Nice to see you, Coochie Copey.
13:57What'll it be, Mr. Bob?
13:58Give me some hooch.
14:00Your best bootleg hooch.
14:06How are things going, Mr. Bob?
14:09Things could be better, Coochie.
14:10Things could be a whole lot better.
14:12Do you need to use the facilities, Mr. Bob?
14:16Go number two?
14:17I'm glad you asked, Coochie.
14:19Yes, I do need to go number two.
14:23Yes, I do.
14:25A lot.
14:26Here's my creation.
14:28I call it the Toonami.
14:30You're going to sell a million of these.
14:33You know, that tastes so good.
14:34I say we make it the burger of the day.
14:37So, your mother-in-law is quite willful.
14:41Yeah, she is.
14:42She needs to be corrected.
14:45What does that mean?
14:46Killed.
14:47Wow, you turned into a mean little nightlight.
14:49Coochie.
14:50Did you know your wife and your mother-in-law are trying to interfere with your business?
14:57They are my business?
14:58Yes, they are attempting to bring an outside protein into this situation.
15:04An outside protein?
15:05Tuna.
15:06Tuna?
15:08I'm so tired.
15:10My grandparents are haunting my dreams.
15:12I need a nap.
15:14I could crawl up in the ceiling and sleep.
15:16That's what Dad would do.
15:18Yeah, I'm going to make him proud of me.
15:21Oh, it's nice up here.
15:23Man, you're ripped.
15:24Your abs look like challah bread.
15:26Thanks.
15:26You look pretty strong.
15:27Oh my God.
15:28The boys' locker room must be right over there.
15:31I'll sleep later.
15:32Poison.
15:33What?
15:35Mercury poisoning.
15:36In the Toon of Fish.
15:39Bob, stop.
15:41Bob, stop.
15:42Good one, Coochie.
15:43Who are you talking to?
15:44Oh, no one.
15:45Just a friend.
15:46He's losing it in there.
15:48Okay, it's time for you to come out.
15:50There is no out, Linda.
15:52Not anymore.
15:53Where am I?
15:54Am I here?
15:54Or am I here?
15:55Bob!
15:56I'm everywhere!
15:57I'm calling the fire department.
16:00Drop the towel.
16:01There it is again.
16:02Did you hear it?
16:03Drop the towel.
16:06Three siblings in trouble in two days?
16:08That's a red flag right there.
16:10What's going on with you guys?
16:12Our father got trapped in the wall.
16:14Is that how he died?
16:16Dad's dead.
16:17Good job, Mr. Frond.
16:18We were going to tell her on Father's Day.
16:20Now we have nothing to do on Father's Day.
16:23Okay.
16:23You know what you are?
16:24You are kids in crisis.
16:27We need to conduct a home visit today.
16:30Yeah!
16:31Okay.
16:32Okay.
16:32Let's get over there.
16:33Oh, my gosh.
16:34What are those?
16:35Grief puppets.
16:36Bring them.
16:36We're going to need them.
16:37What about those?
16:38Are you going to bring those?
16:39Crisis crayons, you think?
16:40Crisis crayons.
16:41Absolutely.
16:41I've got so many drawings that I need to do.
16:45Hey, I'm sorry.
16:46It's a little loud in here.
16:48You coming for a home visit when?
16:50Right there.
16:51Chop.
16:52Don't do it.
16:53I'm staying in here.
16:54He's Luffy.
16:55Chop.
16:56I'm never coming out.
16:58Yeah, we see this all the time.
16:59I'll chop a hole, but it's probably not going to do it.
17:02You'll have to put some food out.
17:03What's going on?
17:04They probably got complaints about the smell and came to get the body out of the wall.
17:08You mean it's still in there?
17:10Well, parts of them.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:13It's a real crisis, Mr. Frond.
17:15Yeah.
17:15It's a crisis!
17:16Yeah!
17:16But hold on a crock, Dad!
17:18All right, okay.
17:19Don't you take my daddy out of the wall!
17:23Bob, I'm sitting here with the counselor from school who thinks you're dead.
17:27So this would be a great time to grow up and help out.
17:31Counselor?
17:31What is this, camp?
17:34I'm funny in the wall.
17:35Wait, I, uh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
17:37Your husband is not dead?
17:39No!
17:40Just aggravating.
17:41Okay, why would Louise let me think that he was dead?
17:45Oh, she just likes messing with people she thinks are stupid.
17:48I know!
17:50How about a burger?
17:52You want something from the restaurant, a burger?
17:54No, I don't eat meat.
17:55Kill him.
17:56Shut up, Coochie.
17:57I've got some nice ground beef for you, Bob!
18:04Bob!
18:05I'm starting to get a better picture here.
18:08Right now, I'm looking up guidelines for when and how social services should get involved in a case like this.
18:13What?
18:14Yeah!
18:15Social services?
18:16Yeah!
18:17What?
18:17Yeah!
18:21That throat-clearing sound.
18:23It's coming from inside the wall!
18:25Bob!
18:27Oh, my God!
18:32Bob!
18:33Come towards my voice!
18:35I'll yell!
18:37Ah!
18:40My mother's visiting us.
18:42Stop crawling away!
18:44This isn't happening!
18:45Get a hold of yourself!
18:47Don't save me!
18:48I must go to the bathroom!
18:51Here's Bobby!
18:53I found him!
18:55Oh!
18:55It's not hot!
18:57Yeah!
18:58Oh!
18:59Ah!
19:00Ow!
19:01Ow!
19:03Ow!
19:05Ow!
19:06Wow!
19:07Much better.
19:08Bad modeling?
19:09Poor boundaries.
19:11Well, really, no boundaries.
19:13I'm gonna have to make some calls.
19:15Wait, Mr. Fron.
19:16Now that I have a clear head, I want to apologize.
19:18To everybody.
19:19Hiding in the walls was selfish and dumb.
19:21And, Linda, I'm sorry I called you Nagatha Christie.
19:24It was in the heat of the moment, and it was really dumb.
19:27Aw, thank you, Bobby.
19:29I mean, I can do better.
19:31Like, Spiro Nagnu.
19:33All right, quit while you're ahead.
19:35Nagaty Ann?
19:37Secretary of Nagra culture?
19:38Ha!
19:39Now that one's funny.
19:40That one's funny.
19:41I like that.
19:42I'm not a nag.
19:44That's funny, though.
19:45I like it.
19:45Social services?
19:46Now hold on there, pal.
19:48Are you married?
19:50You have kids?
19:51No.
19:52And no.
19:52Listen to me.
19:54My daughter is the best mother in the world.
19:57And this one, he is nuts.
19:59But guess what?
20:01Having a family makes you go nuts.
20:03So if you don't have kids, I don't think you know enough to be calling in anyone.
20:09In fact, I don't think you come out looking so good here yourself.
20:12I wonder if you even got permission from the school to come over here today.
20:18He didn't.
20:18He took us away from learning.
20:20We were in the car with Mr. Frond, and he didn't make us wear seatbelts.
20:24What?
20:27How about you put your phone and your little notebook back in your pocket there,
20:31and leave this family alone?
20:34Okay.
20:35All right.
20:36All right.
20:37All right.
20:38All right.
20:39Gloria.
20:43Come back soon, you two.
20:44Bye, Gram.
20:45Bye, Gramps.
20:46See you in my dreams.
20:49Well, I have a room to refart.
20:51Dad, can I have my nightlight back now?
20:54No.
20:54Give it to me.
20:55Stop it.
20:55Give it to me.
20:56Stop it.
20:57Give it.
20:57Stop it.
20:57It's my nightlight.
20:59This is embarrassing to me.
21:01You're a grown man.
21:02I'm keeping it.
21:03I'm keeping it.
21:03You're a grown man.
21:06You're a grown man.
21:08You're a grown man.
21:11You're a grown man.
21:15You're a grown man.
21:16You're a grown man.
21:18You're a grown man.
21:19You're a grown man.
21:21You're a grown man.
21:22You're a grown man.
21:22You're a grown man.
21:22You're a grown man.
21:24You're a grown man.
21:30You're a grown man.
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