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مسلسل Bob's Burgers مترجم - Episode 9
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00:22Okay, burn unit commenced.
00:24You go first.
00:26Oh, I play soccer because I forgot I have hands.
00:29Burn, I'm on the news because I have a huge head.
00:33Burn, I can't outrun a lawnmower because my dress is so tight.
00:38Oh, I'm dead.
00:39Burn.
00:41Whoa, it's Banjo.
00:43Oh, I'm a cowboy and I got a...
00:45Wait, wait, wait, suspend burn unit.
00:46This is a great movie.
00:48It's a spaghetti western, the best one, underappreciated.
00:51He plays a Banjo.
00:53Yeah, I can see that.
00:54Yeah, they made a whole bunch of these.
00:55Dad, do we have anything bigger than this?
00:57Oh, Gene, what'd you do?
00:59Nothing yet, just planning ahead.
01:01What are you guys watching?
01:03Nothing.
01:04Go back to bed.
01:05The burn unit is just me and Derrod.
01:08Whoa, did he just shoot bullets out of his Banjo?
01:11Yes.
01:12Damn.
01:13Oh, you like that, Gene?
01:14Because we're changing the channel.
01:15No, no, let's watch it.
01:17This is pretty much the beginning.
01:18What?
01:19Gene, sit here.
01:20What?
01:22It's like pushing a couch off the couch.
01:26Here, hold my plunger.
01:28Ow.
01:31Oh, we are just so thrilled that you chose us to cater the event.
01:35Mom, mom, fill me up.
01:37I just hope we can live up to last year's event.
01:39Mom.
01:39That Colleen Caviello.
01:41Mom.
01:41She really outdid herself and never lets anyone forget about it.
01:44Just fill up the little mug.
01:46Ouch.
01:46Right, right, right.
01:48Okay, Mr. Front.
01:50Goodbye.
01:51Goodbye.
01:52So what are we catering?
01:53That sounded promising.
01:54Oh, it's a real big deal, Bobby.
01:56It's a fundraiser for Tina's Conflict Resolution Club.
01:59Colleen Caviello made the food last year.
02:01This year, she can go blow a balloon.
02:04Yay.
02:05You're catering our fundraiser.
02:06That's great.
02:07How much does it pay?
02:08Nothing.
02:09Nothing?
02:09It's a benefit, Bobby.
02:11It's a spaghetti dinner.
02:12But we don't make spaghetti.
02:14This is school fundraising, Bob.
02:16It's a pasta game.
02:17You make spaghetti or you go home.
02:19Besides, it's for a good cause.
02:21Oh, yeah.
02:22To one-up Colleen Caviello.
02:24That's a great cause.
02:25You weren't there, Bob.
02:27You don't know how awful it was.
02:30This is delicious.
02:33Oh, my God.
02:35I love this evening.
02:52And that was the worst day of my life.
02:55Anyway, this isn't about Colleen.
02:57This is about Tina.
02:59We're raising money to buy a bulletproof trash can so gang members can finally throw out their guns.
03:04And we're teaching conflict resolution skills you can use in your own lives.
03:08That's right, Tina.
03:09And Mr. Frond is running the whole thing.
03:11Ugh, Mr. Frond.
03:12He's a tall drink of annoying.
03:14That may be true, but you're gonna drink that drink, mister.
03:17I don't want to.
03:18I have worked too hard to get us this event.
03:20So you'll be nice to Frond and you'll make spaghetti and meatballs.
03:23No.
03:24Yes.
03:24No.
03:24Yes.
03:25Fine, but I'm gonna half-ass it.
03:26Yay.
03:27Dad, check it out.
03:29Little princess guitar.
03:30Gene, that's mine.
03:31You never use it.
03:32I'm like Banjo.
03:34What's the bad guy's name?
03:35Ceviche.
03:36Ceviche, yeah.
03:38He reminds me of this kid at school.
03:39Choo-choo.
03:40Choo-choo?
03:41Yeah.
03:42He's kind of my nemesis.
03:43If I'm telling a joke, he'll say the punchline before I do.
03:46Vampire walks into a bar and says, I'll have a blood light.
03:50Huh?
03:51What do you call a Spanish guy with a rubber toe?
03:53Roberto.
03:54Rubber...
03:55What?
03:57What kind of bees make milk?
03:59Boobies.
03:59Boobies.
04:01So, I'm gonna use this guitar to stand up to choo-choo like Banjo.
04:07That's great, Gene.
04:08But I think your face is wrong.
04:10My face is wrong?
04:12Yeah, you should do the Banjo Icy Stare.
04:15Like this?
04:16No, not like that.
04:19No, no, no.
04:20Don't growl.
04:21Like this?
04:22Hmm.
04:23Maybe try that.
04:24Is choo-choo scared of stroke victims?
04:27Terrified.
04:28Banjo!
04:30Banjo!
04:30Hey, Gene!
04:31Gene!
04:32How do you bleed?
04:33I'm innocent.
04:34Your fingerprints were all over the murder weapon!
04:37I don't have fingers.
04:39Your Honor!
04:40I don't have time for this!
04:41What?
04:42You don't have time for food court?
04:44Where are you going?
04:45Hey!
04:46Want to hear a good one?
04:48What's green in things?
04:50Go ahead.
04:51Do it.
04:52El...
04:53Ah!
04:55Elvis...
04:57Elvis...
04:58Elvis...
04:58Ah!
04:59Forget it.
05:00I'll tell you what's green in things.
05:03Elvis Parsley!
05:04Ha ha ha!
05:05Ha ha ha!
05:06Ha ha!
05:06You don't say the punchlines to other people's jokes anymore!
05:11You got that, Poo Poo?
05:12Ha ha ha ha!
05:13What the hell?
05:16Thank you, everyone.
05:19Gene, look.
05:19They're about to announce the verdict.
05:21Guilty!
05:22No!
05:23Take him away!
05:25Gene, where are you going?
05:27What's up with Gene?
05:29I don't know, Lasagna.
05:30I don't know.
05:32You know, cooking spaghetti isn't even cooking.
05:34It's just like boiling water.
05:36Hey, Bobby, can I come to this thing?
05:37Uh, I don't think so.
05:39Why not?
05:39Some of these moms are divorced, right?
05:41They meet me.
05:42I meet their kids.
05:43Maybe throw the ball around.
05:45Not inside, but-
05:46We agreed.
05:46No more school events for you, Teddy.
05:48Hey, Dad, guess what?
05:49What?
05:50I acted like Banjo and took Choo Choo down.
05:53Everyone laughed!
05:54Well, one kid laughed.
05:56Peter Pescadero.
05:57He has a learning disability.
05:59Yeah, but he knows what's funny.
06:00Now that you've stood up for yourself,
06:02oh, congratulations, Gene.
06:04Can we stop talking about it?
06:06Okay, tonight, I propose, Dad,
06:09that after everyone else goes to bed,
06:12Gene, we fire up the burn unit,
06:15and we watch Canine Criminals,
06:17and then that stretching show,
06:19and then maybe a little Beetlejuice in Espanol.
06:23Beetle-o-go, Beetle-o-go, Beetle-o-go.
06:26I would, except a certain best dad in the world
06:30went out and got this.
06:32It's the complete Banjo box set.
06:34All 12 DVDs and over 28 hours of extras.
06:39Yeah!
06:4028 hours?
06:41Dad, can I see that fork for a minute?
06:44Um, here?
06:45Thank you, and I just want to...
06:48Hey, hey, hey, hey!
06:49Hey!
06:50No!
06:56Best part right here, Gene.
06:58There's only gonna be two shots.
06:59Me shooting you,
07:01and then me drinking this shot of whiskey.
07:05Wow!
07:05Oh, what a line!
07:07Go ahead, watch your stupid movie.
07:09There are other people for me to hang out with around here.
07:12Tina, get up.
07:14Let's hang out.
07:14Okay, maybe we can practice conflict resolution.
07:17Say something mean to me so I can not react.
07:20Anything I want?
07:21Yeah.
07:22Ah-ha!
07:23Well, your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey.
07:27When you say that,
07:28what I feel is that you're trying to hurt my feelings.
07:31Oh, my God.
07:32Why do you talk so slow?
07:36When you say that,
07:37what I feel is that you're trying to hurt my feelings.
07:38Oh, man, Tina.
07:39This is really, really boring.
07:42Okay, well...
07:43Hey, Mom, you want to hang out?
07:44Oh, I'd love that!
07:47Oh, mother-daughter bonding time!
07:50Just like me and my mother!
07:53Oh, makeover!
07:54Mm-hmm!
07:59Okay, my little cowpokes.
08:01Time for school.
08:02You can watch the rest tonight.
08:04Mom, how could you?
08:05How could I what?
08:06How could you encourage this?
08:08Oh, Louise, don't be a pill.
08:10Little father-son bonding is going on here,
08:12and that's a good thing.
08:13These two don't always do it so well.
08:15Never eat solo!
08:19Yeesh.
08:25All right, this is how you throw a spiral.
08:26You ready?
08:27Here comes a bullet.
08:29Oh, stupid ball!
08:31It's because there's no laces.
08:32I'm hungry!
08:33All right, we're done.
08:34Go inside.
08:35I want peanut butter!
08:37Turns out we bond better over movies that I like to watch.
08:41That I make Gene watch.
08:43Yeah!
08:44Oh, that's adorable.
08:46I'm going to school.
08:47Good.
08:48Great.
08:48Why don't you learn something and become a lawyer?
08:51Abs, the conflict resolution program sweeping our school.
08:56You all know my system.
08:58And at the spaghetti dinner, so will your parents or legal guardians.
09:01Um, Becky, because your mom's in jail.
09:03Tina, Jocelyn, Jimmy Jr., let's rehearse.
09:06Becky, you just watch.
09:08Tina here just found out that her best friend Jocelyn told Jimmy Jr. that Tina is whack.
09:14And acting.
09:16Tina, Jocelyn told me you are whack.
09:19Jocelyn, you skank.
09:20I hate you.
09:21Whatever.
09:22It's true.
09:23You are whack.
09:27And freeze!
09:29Well, that resolved nothing.
09:31Let's rewind, shall we?
09:38Let's work out our abs.
09:41Hey, access your feelings!
09:43When you gossiped about me to Jimmy Jr., it hurt my feelings.
09:47B, be apologetic!
09:49Sorry.
09:50S, slap it!
09:52Well done!
09:53Do it just like that at the dinner.
09:56Enjoy your lunch, everyone!
09:58If you ever gossip about me to Jimmy Jr. outside of a conflict resolution skit, I'll punch you in the
10:04face.
10:04It was just a skit, Tina.
10:06I will punch you again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and
10:15again and again and again.
10:18Well, the important thing is I shared this movie with Gene and it helped him stand up for himself at
10:23school.
10:23Eh, I beat up a lot of kids like Gene when I was his age.
10:27Not that I was a bully.
10:28Just kids like Gene, you know, that get beat up.
10:31Bob, how are the meatballs coming?
10:33Because they need to be perfect.
10:35Hey, it's just like your burgers, only spherical.
10:38Hey!
10:39Hey, what?
10:39They're not for you.
10:40They're for me to show off in front of the other moms at the fundraiser.
10:44Bobby, make one extra big for Colleen Caviello to choke on.
10:48Okay.
10:50All right, looks like I'm sitting with you today.
10:53Here's the pecking order.
10:55Me, then either of you.
10:56Which ticket do you like better, my purple ladybug or Susie's red one?
11:01And goodbye.
11:04Hey there, spew spew.
11:06Funny seeing you here.
11:08In the cafeteria during lunch?
11:10Yeah.
11:12Why do you keep doing that?
11:14Keep doing what?
11:16You're weird.
11:17Weird?
11:18Weird, I think you mean anti-hero.
11:20Look at the hat.
11:21It's mom's son hat, you dork.
11:24You like finishing my jokes?
11:27Well, finish my food.
11:29Gene, you are being a class act jerk.
11:33This is all about jokes from your stupid joke book.
11:35You've insulted jokes for blokes for the last time.
11:40Oh, don't you even think about it, Gene.
11:52Full fight!
12:06And these two, Bob, were throwing at each other.
12:09I hate you.
12:10I hate you.
12:11They seem to be in conflict.
12:13I'm sure we can work through it.
12:16I'd like you to take a look at my abs.
12:19Um, no thank you.
12:21Show him your abs, Mr. Fond.
12:23We all'd like to see your abs.
12:24Okay.
12:24I really don't.
12:25And your ding-dong.
12:26Gene.
12:27Gene, why don't you access how it makes you feel that Louise is angry with you?
12:32Fine.
12:34That's all I'm gonna say.
12:35Well, this is all I'm gonna say.
12:37Hi-ya!
12:39Hey.
12:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, uh, uh, uh, uh, Louise, Louise, Louise, you're not using your abs.
12:45Um, this is dumb.
12:47Uh, Bob?
12:48Yes?
12:49When you say this is dumb, it makes me feel like pinching you in the eye.
12:55Why do you do that?
12:57So we can resolve this and set a good example for your chugging.
13:01Okay, I will now kick you in the shin.
13:04Ha, okay, okay.
13:06All right.
13:08Hey!
13:09Don't throw repressed memory, Emily!
13:11She won't remember this.
13:12Well, this is really working out, Mr. Fond.
13:14Your system is amazing.
13:16Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:18You know what I forgot to say?
13:20Detention!
13:21Detention!
13:21And you!
13:22I am gonna cut you!
13:24I am gonna cut you out of the conflict resolution spaghetti dinner!
13:28Oh, come on, you can't...
13:29Too late!
13:30The conflict resolution spaghetti dinner will now be a conflict resolution fast!
13:36Well, that didn't go so well.
13:38Mm-mm.
13:38Yeah, he seemed angry.
13:40Frothy.
13:40And kind of bloated, right?
13:42Hmm.
13:42Maybe he's dehydrated.
13:44Oh, your mom is gonna kill me.
13:46So glad we had a chance to talk this out!
13:48Get!
13:49Emily!
13:50I'm sorry!
13:59I can't even tell you how many favors I had to call in to cater that thing!
14:03How many?
14:04Two!
14:05Tina, you're supposed to be watching the restaurant!
14:08I'm too upset to serve food.
14:10What'd you do?
14:10Did you lock up?
14:11Yes.
14:12Were there customers inside?
14:13I don't know!
14:15No one's gonna come to the fundraiser now.
14:18Good job, Bobby!
14:19It's not my fault, Lynn.
14:20It was Mr. Frond's fault.
14:21And Louise's.
14:22And Gene's!
14:24And most of all, that stupid movie!
14:26Hey!
14:26Hey, don't blame the movie!
14:28Leave bingo out of this!
14:29Shut up!
14:30Banjo!
14:30I love you!
14:31I'm locking these movies in my jewelry drawer.
14:34Oh, come on.
14:35On back time!
14:36You're overreacting, Lynn.
14:37The hell I am!
14:38I'm in charge of a spaghetti dinner that's not gonna have any spaghetti!
14:42Fialdra's worked on her abs.
14:44Not now with that crap, Tina!
15:01I can't believe I got detention.
15:03I can't believe I got detention.
15:05If I were you, I would teach Gene a lesson he'll never forget.
15:08I had a perfect record, and then you tainted it.
15:12Taint.
15:13Looks like you got choo-choo right where you want him.
15:15Just give him that icy stare with some little princess, and finish him.
15:19You want a little of this?
15:23Oh.
15:24Oh, yeah, he wants it.
15:25Now give him the icy stare.
15:28Put him in his place!
15:30You're dead!
15:31Quiet!
15:37Okay, well, I'm gonna go get Gene and Louise from detention.
15:40Great!
15:40Bring some meatballs!
15:41Got plenty of meatballs!
15:43All dressed up and nowhere to go!
15:48All right.
15:50I'm gonna leave.
15:53Gene, this happens now!
15:56Uh, how are we doing this?
15:59Staring contest?
16:01Joke off?
16:02Kick his ass, choo-choo!
16:05Why are their shirts off?
16:07Oh, boy.
16:08I didn't want to do this.
16:10I haven't even pressed the blue button yet.
16:12I don't even know what sound...
16:15Stop, there's not gonna be a fight.
16:17Oh, thank God.
16:18Let me go!
16:19This train is off the tracks!
16:21Choo!
16:22Choo!
16:23Oh, I get the name now.
16:26I always thought it was because of how he chewed.
16:28Because he chews like a train.
16:29Hey, calm down.
16:33Let's go home, Gene.
16:34You touching my kid?
16:36Sorry, what?
16:36I said you touching my kid.
16:38Oh, he was attacking my kid.
16:40Oh, yeah?
16:41Good.
16:41What is going on with the shirts?
16:43I'm gonna beat your ass so bad I can skip the gym tonight.
16:46Dad, this is bad.
16:47Thank you, Louise.
16:48I have it under control.
16:49This happens now!
16:51Kill him!
16:52Run!
16:54I can't!
16:55I've got this friggin' guitar around my neck!
16:58Ha!
17:10Oh, Gene, push down.
17:11I'm trying.
17:13All right.
17:13All right, just so we're clear, we're not hiding from those guys.
17:16We're respectfully declining their invitation for a fight, okay?
17:20Right.
17:20No, thank you.
17:21I would absolutely get into a fight under the right circumstances if...
17:26What's that smell?
17:27Oh, Gene.
17:29Gene.
17:30I'm sorry!
17:31Hey, shh, shh.
17:31I hear them.
17:33They're coming.
17:34Really?
17:35You hear them?
17:36Gotcha.
17:37Louise, enough.
17:38You've been stirring the pot for three days and acting like a baby.
17:41Now you owe your brother an apology for getting him in trouble.
17:43Me?
17:44Both of you owe me an apology.
17:46Both of us?
17:47Why?
17:48Because we wanted to watch banjo?
17:49Because you stopped hanging out with me.
17:52What?
17:52Shh.
17:53Use your slide voices.
17:55First, the burn unit stopped hanging out.
17:58Then, the lunch bunch stopped hanging out.
18:01God, we have lame names.
18:02Who the hell am I gonna hang around if not you two?
18:05Mom and Tina?
18:06The Menstruation Nation?
18:08Oh, that's a really bad name.
18:10You're all I've got.
18:12Louise, I'm sorry.
18:13Me too.
18:14Don't cry.
18:15Ha!
18:16Got you.
18:17You thought I was really crying.
18:19Gross.
18:21Gene, stop.
18:22Oh my God.
18:24I can't help it.
18:25It's anxiety.
18:26And turkey jerky.
18:27It's so incredible.
18:28Incredible.
18:29Your farts smell like mine.
18:31Oh, great.
18:31Are you guys bonding again?
18:33I'm sorry, but that's a huge discovery.
18:36A fart is like a fingerprint, and we have the same fingerprints.
18:39High five.
18:40Oh!
18:41All right.
18:42I swear my farts smell like your farts, Dad.
18:45I don't think so, Louise.
18:46Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
18:47Huh?
18:50Huh?
18:50Well, it smells like your mom's.
18:52No!
18:53Oh, your mom.
18:55What are we gonna do about Mom and Tina?
18:57They could live in here with us!
18:58I think I know a better way.
19:04I'm starving.
19:05How embarrassing.
19:07Guess people will be talking about my baked ziti for another year.
19:10Guess people will be talking about my baked ziti for another year.
19:13Oh, Linda, I didn't see you.
19:15Hi, Carl.
19:16How are you?
19:27Tonight, with your help, we raised over $100.
19:31It was $110.
19:33I warned you, skank!
19:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
19:39Girls, please, it's not time for the skit!
19:41This isn't a skit, this is real life!
19:44Last year, the only fighting was to get seconds on my ziti.
19:47Okay, that's it, Colleen.
19:49Let me tell you about that ziti.
19:51That sauce was store-bought, and you know it!
19:55Ladies!
19:56Please!
20:06I thought I told you, Bob.
20:08You and your spaghetti aren't welcome here.
20:13But I want to say something.
20:15No, thank you.
20:16I've had enough of your hurt speech.
20:18Would it make a difference if I worked on my abs?
20:22Oh.
20:23I want to...
20:25A...
20:26What was A again?
20:27Anus.
20:28Amyl nitrate.
20:29Acid.
20:29I want to access my feelings.
20:31Okay, okay, okay, okay.
20:32Enough, enough, enough, enough.
20:33Everyone's about to kill each other here.
20:35Let's...
20:36Let's eat!
20:37All right!
20:39Meatballs!
20:40Meatballs!
20:41Meatballs!
20:42Get your meatballs here!
20:43And spaghetti!
20:54Here, Colleen, why don't you put these balls in your face?
21:03For fun!
21:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
21:06No!
21:07Banjo!
21:09Banjo!
21:10Doesn't play it for fun.
21:12He's just hiding his gun.
21:15Banjo!
21:17Banjo!
21:26You can try to talk, but he don't give a plug.
21:32Banjo!
21:32He's coming out of fire.
21:34Banjo!
21:34He's coming out of fire.
21:36He's strumming for you.
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