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00:22Bob! Hey! Woo! Bob! I think you missed a spot!
00:27Never mind! That's just your mustache!
00:32Jimmy, good one! Uh, at least I could grow one!
00:36You can't!
00:38Jean? Louise, how about a kaboom?
00:40You can do better than that, Dad!
00:41Yeah, step it up!
00:43Okay, you do better. Give me something.
00:45How about, I don't know, nice shoes, Jimmy. Do they make them for men, too?
00:50Alright, that's good.
00:52Hey, J- Oh. They're gone.
00:54God, I hate Jimmy Pesto with his crappy food and all his customers.
01:00Oh, forget about your silly rivalry for one minute, Bob.
01:02Listen, come here.
01:03Tina's birthday's coming up, and I think we should do something special since she's turning 13.
01:08This is the year she becomes a woman.
01:10Yeah, I don't want to hear this.
01:11Bob, she deserves a special party this year.
01:13If what it says in her diary is true, then I'd say she needs it.
01:17A lot.
01:18It's true.
01:19Wait, you read her diary?
01:20Yeah.
01:21What I can stomach.
01:22I just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs.
01:24What does it say?
01:25It says I'm not on drugs.
01:27It's pretty rough.
01:28But she thinks things will really turn around this year.
01:31Yeah, she dubbed it the year of Tina.
01:33Why is everyone reading her diary?
01:35It's well written.
01:36She's better on the page than in person.
01:38And what if the Nazis get us and it's all we have of our family?
01:42Okay, fine.
01:43We'll make this birthday extra special.
01:45Come on, Brian.
01:46Tina, sweetie, come here.
01:48Yeah?
01:49Listen, baby, we'd like you to have an extra special 13th birthday party.
01:53So take your time and think about what would make the perfect party.
01:57I'd like it to be a boy-girl party with mingling.
02:00I want to close the restaurant and invite my whole class over.
02:03No.
02:03And I want there to be a DJ and dancing and a smoke machine.
02:06And about two hours into the party, I want there to be a moment where I see Jimmy Jr. across
02:11the room and are pulled toward each other.
02:14We meet under the disco ball and we kiss until our bodies and souls become one.
02:19Oh, God.
02:19And it's my first kiss.
02:21And it's perfect and I remember it forever.
02:25Freak.
02:26Wow.
02:27You really put some thought into it.
02:28That, uh, sounds expensive.
02:31And I could do without the kissing Pesto's kid part.
02:34Oh.
02:34It's okay.
02:35I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life.
02:37Bob, a word?
02:38Now?
02:39Not now.
02:40Now.
02:40All right.
02:41You want to kiss Jimmy Pesto Jr.?
02:43Yes.
02:44A lot.
02:44Many times.
02:45I can help you.
02:46I'll be your kissing coordinator.
02:48It's my birthday present to you.
02:50Yeah, I think I know how to kiss.
02:52Ow.
02:53Do you?
02:53You think you know how to kiss?
02:55You know how to lock lips?
02:56Huh?
02:56Do you?
02:57You think you know what it feels like to kiss a man, Tina?
03:00If you don't know what you're doing out there, you could get yourself killed.
03:02Or worse.
03:03Ow.
03:04Ow.
03:04STDs, Tina.
03:05Have you heard of them?
03:06Have you heard of herpes?
03:07Have you?
03:07Yes.
03:07Do you know what herpes feels like on your mouth?
03:09Yes.
03:10What?
03:11What is it?
03:12What?
03:12Like, um, cuts on your mouth.
03:15That sounds right.
03:16I'm a slap gene.
03:17Ow.
03:18Closing down the restaurant, getting a smoke machine and a DJ?
03:21That's going to add up.
03:22We have nothing extra this month, Lynn.
03:24Well, we got to do what we got to do.
03:26Look at her.
03:27You're so awkward.
03:28She's a good girl.
03:30Okay.
03:31I'll talk to Fish Odor about getting an extension on the rent.
03:36It's foggy.
03:38Yes, it is.
03:39Are you there?
03:40I am.
03:41Whew.
03:43Why are we here in the fog?
03:44I wanted to meet you, and then you told me to meet you here.
03:49Oh, that's right.
03:49It was a good idea.
03:50I love the fog.
03:52Listen, Mr. Fish Odor, I know we talked about never doing this again, but if you can just
03:56give us two extra weeks this month on the rent.
03:59I'm going to have to stop you right there, Bob.
04:03Were you going to follow that up with anything?
04:06No.
04:07Oh.
04:08Oh, I love the way the fog feels under my cape.
04:12I'll, uh, right.
04:13I'll get going.
04:13Bob, listen.
04:14What do you think of this?
04:15What if I don't give you an extension on your rent, but I do give you the opportunity to
04:20earn some extra money in one of my side businesses?
04:24That sounds sketchy.
04:26Oh, it is, Bob.
04:27Oh.
04:27But you get to wear this hat.
04:29Oh.
04:30So for the next week, I'll be driving a taxi cab to pay for Tina's party, and I'll be wearing
04:36this hat.
04:36Cool.
04:37Cool hat or job?
04:39Job.
04:40Thank you, Dad.
04:41This party is going to sizzle.
04:44Stop it.
04:45Wait, wait.
04:45Bobby, when are you going to have time to drive a cab?
04:48Well, I'll work the full day at the restaurant, Lynn, then I'll go drive the cab from 10 p.m.
04:52to 6 a.m.
04:53Oh, Bob.
04:55All right, all right.
04:56Wait, why do you have to wear a hat?
04:57Just let this be fun for me.
04:59Dad, you won't regret this.
05:01When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it'll be like we're all kissing Jimmy Jr.
05:05under the disco ball.
05:06I call first.
05:07Really?
05:08Well, if I'm going to kiss him, I don't want to go after you guys.
05:11I'll go last.
05:12I'm fine with that.
05:13We're not kissing Jimmy Jr.
05:15Yes, we are!
05:21That's 10 pieces of gum, Tina.
05:23Chew!
05:24Chew!
05:24A kiss is like a fight with mouths.
05:28And...
05:28Tie!
05:29Spit!
05:30I'm going to destroy this kiss.
05:32Oh.
05:33Not yet.
05:35There's my Johnny 2 jobs.
05:37Making money for the dream birthday party.
05:40Oh, okay.
05:41Off into the night I go.
05:42Bobby, be safe out there.
05:44And make chit-chat.
05:45You'll get more tips.
05:46Yeah, and keep the meter running.
05:48Watch out for pukers.
05:49Stay away from Route 1.
05:50It's bumper-to-bumper all the way to the interstate.
05:53Tina, how did you know that?
05:54I like traffic updates.
05:56Why?
05:56I like when they say bumper-to-bumper.
05:59Bumper-to-bumper?
06:00Ah.
06:01Wow.
06:01Yeah.
06:02All right.
06:02Bye.
06:09Stupid beaded seat cover.
06:12Oh, okay.
06:14I get it.
06:18FM.
06:19Nice.
06:29Hey, guess what?
06:30You're my first bear.
06:32Oh, no.
06:33No.
06:34Oh.
06:36Oh.
06:37Oh.
06:37Oh.
06:41Oh.
06:43Oh.
06:44Oh.
06:44Oh.
06:45Oh.
07:05Where to, ladies?
07:06Fourth thing ocean, Don.
07:08Thanks for stopping.
07:09And most cabbies are too prudish to pick us up.
07:11Huh.
07:12And that's because you are...
07:17Fabulous.
07:19It's true.
07:20Well, you're clearly fabulous.
07:22Yes.
07:23Eyes on the road, mister.
07:24Yeah, stop staring at us.
07:26This ain't no library.
07:27Don't fall in love, Mr. Cab Driver.
07:29You can't afford us.
07:30Hey, who's picking up who here?
07:34Hey, don't worry, ladies.
07:35I'm kidding.
07:36I'm a married man.
07:37So am I.
07:42Now, Tina, anyone can tie a cherry stem with their tongue.
07:45Let's see what you can do with this banana peel.
07:48Get it in there.
07:50Bobby, good morning.
07:52You home?
07:54Yeah.
07:54Guess who learned a lot about transvestites last night?
07:57I was only on that website for like two seconds.
08:00What?
08:00No.
08:01I was talking about me.
08:02I picked up a group of transvestite hookers who showed me a side of this town I never knew existed.
08:07And, Gene, you're banned from the computer for two days.
08:09After what I saw, I'm fine with that.
08:12We're a transvestite hooker.
08:13Bob, I'm not sure this is appropriate breakfast conversation.
08:17I guess you're right.
08:18Maybe I should just think...
08:22Gene, honey, I think he's sleeping.
08:25I have to go to school.
08:26Shh, just hold still.
08:28Ew, is this drool or sweat?
08:31It's both.
08:31Your father is a very moist sleeper.
08:34Aw, look at my two boys.
08:37Nice.
08:38Oh, a bow.
08:39Let's put that on Dad's head.
08:41There's your transvestite.
08:42Get the camera.
08:46I'm having a birthday party this Saturday.
08:48It's co-ed.
08:50Because I'm becoming a woman.
08:51Co-ed?
08:52My hands just got clammy.
08:54Hey, Jimmy Jr.
08:55Hi, Tina.
08:56This is an invitation to my birthday party.
08:59Hey, I noticed you have an RCP to my party yet.
09:03I need to ask my dad for permission.
09:05Can I let you know later?
09:06Sure, okay.
09:09But.
09:39Oh, how you holding up, Bob?
09:41Good.
09:41I mean, I'm tired.
09:43Yeah, no, I might be a pimp.
09:45You're going to need a bigger hat.
09:47Well, you're still father of the year.
09:49Tina's party's going to be amazing.
09:51I got a disco ball and streamers.
09:54It's going to be like Buckingham Palace.
09:56Yeah.
09:56Studio 54.
09:58Those are two very different examples.
10:01Well, you get the idea.
10:02You know, it's a party.
10:03So, is Tina happy?
10:05Eh, she'll be happier once Jimmy Jr. RSVPs.
10:08She's over at Pesto's right now to see if he'll come.
10:10I told her to show some skin.
10:14So, how'd it go?
10:16Oh.
10:17Jimmy Jr. isn't coming to my birthday party even though he wants to because his dad won't let him.
10:22Oh, because our dads hate each other.
10:23Oh, sorry, Tina.
10:25I'll never know how soft Jimmy Jr.'s lips are.
10:28My guess is they're pretty soft.
10:30Like, uh, like a kitty cat's tummy.
10:33Jane, stop.
10:34Without Jimmy Jr., I don't want to have a party.
10:37Hey, your father's been working very hard for this party, young lady.
10:42It's going to happen.
10:43Right, Bob?
10:47I'll re-frost it.
10:48It's still good.
10:49Mmm.
10:50Oh, it's delicious.
10:56Tina, honey, your father's been working his you-know-what-off driving a cab to pay for this.
11:00Yeah, and we've rented the smoke machine, so this party is definitely happening.
11:04You've been working your you-know-what-off?
11:05I've been working my ass off, night and day training!
11:10Louise, take it easy.
11:11Do you know what she was like when I started working with her?
11:14She was a sick joke!
11:16Now look at her!
11:17Incoming!
11:18Bob, you gotta go talk some sense into Jimmy Pesto.
11:21This isn't fair.
11:22Fine.
11:24Hey, Bob.
11:26You look like crap.
11:27Ha, nice!
11:28Yeah, that was funny.
11:29Look, Jimmy, my daughter Tina said that Jimmy Jr. isn't allowed to go to her birthday party.
11:34Whatever issues we have shouldn't matter.
11:36Just please let Jimmy Jr. go.
11:38Okay, okay.
11:40You know it's gonna cost you, right?
11:41Oh, God.
11:42Yeah, you see, Bob, I'm a collector of rare and exotic trophies.
11:47Well, that's pathetic.
11:48And you have something I want to add to my collection.
11:52Your mustache.
11:54Your bushy, robust, filthy eyesore of a mustache.
11:58What are you talking about?
12:00I want you to shave your mustache and bring it over in a baggie and I'll pin it on the
12:04wall.
12:05Why?
12:05As a trophy.
12:07Trophies!
12:07Well, I'm not giving you my mustache.
12:09Well, I'm not giving you Jimmy Jr., then.
12:11This is crazy.
12:12Just let him go to my daughter's party.
12:14If you want a bag of hair so bad, why don't you just pick it out of the food you
12:18serve here?
12:20Kaboom!
12:20How dare you?
12:21No stache, no bash.
12:25So, what'd he say, honey?
12:27Are these lips gonna see any playing time?
12:29Yeah, Jimmy Jr. come to my party?
12:32No, Tina, I'm sorry, he's not.
12:34What happened?
12:35You two couldn't work it out?
12:37No, we couldn't work it out, Linda.
12:39He said the only way he'll let Jimmy Jr. go is if I shave my mustache and give it to
12:43him.
12:43So Jimmy Jr. can come to my party?
12:45What?
12:45No, Tina.
12:46But if all you have to do is shave your mustache, then he can come.
12:50Yeah, it sounds to me like you just said that Jimmy Jr. can come.
12:53That's what I heard.
12:54Done deal.
12:55I'm not shaving my mustache.
12:57It's my mustache!
12:59Hey, no, watch it.
13:01You know, Bobby, you're just as handsome without the mustache, kinda.
13:04So that's what we should show our kids, Lynn?
13:06That it's okay to negotiate with terrorists?
13:08I'd drive a cab every night for the rest of my life for my kids, but I'm not letting Jimmy
13:13Pesto humiliate me!
13:14You're the most selfish father of the world.
13:17Oh, Bob.
13:18Good night!
13:21You can't shave it, Bob.
13:23It's glorious!
13:25Oh, I miss having a mustache.
13:27Miss it?
13:28Honey, newsflash.
13:29I can see it from here.
13:31You can see it from space?
13:32Stop it, Cha-Cha.
13:33I will thumb your eyeballs out of your skull.
13:36Hey!
13:36Hey, come on.
13:37Glitter, you're...
13:38I happen to like the way your upper lip looks.
13:41Thank you, Prince Valiant.
13:43Your shift's almost over, right, Bobby?
13:45Uh, yeah, it is.
13:46Why don't you join us for a beer?
13:48Yeah!
13:48We'll throw back a few beers and smoke some crack.
13:52Crack?
13:52Just the beer then.
13:57What is that?
13:58Oof!
13:59Your breath!
13:59I know.
14:00Bobby, listen.
14:01Hmm?
14:02All right, I talked to Tina, I told her how hard you've been working, and she agreed to
14:06come to the party tonight for a few minutes.
14:09Something.
14:09What party?
14:11Bob, you're delirious.
14:12Shh!
14:12You are.
14:13You're drunk!
14:14I may or may not have tried crack.
14:18Okay.
14:19Last night.
14:19I don't think I did.
14:20But if I did, I liked it.
14:23Okay.
14:24Bobby, listen.
14:25Go take a nap and I'll watch the restaurant, please.
14:27Take off your clothes.
14:28Bobby!
14:29I gotta go to bed.
14:30Bobby!
14:30I don't want to do this.
14:31Stop it!
14:32Get your hands off me.
14:33Sick idiot.
14:34Such a freak.
14:36Pull it together.
14:38I'm like an animal!
14:40Keep your voice down.
14:41I'm like King Kong!
14:43Unbelievable.
14:43I gotta go to bed.
14:45Good night.
14:45Go get me special pillow.
14:47Hurry.
14:48Hurry.
14:48Hurry.
14:51Hey, sleepy bear.
14:53What time is it?
14:54How much longer till the party?
14:55It started a half hour ago.
14:57What?
14:58Ow!
14:58Oh.
14:59You let me sleep all day?
15:00Why didn't you wake me up?
15:02I tried.
15:02That was not the first pickle I dropped on your face.
15:05Oh.
15:06The boys hate dancing and the girls won't ask the boys.
15:10It's a Mexican stalemate out there.
15:12Come on, boys.
15:13You're the peanut butter.
15:14Girls, you're the jelly.
15:16Let's make some sandwiches!
15:19Oh, God.
15:20Why is Mort doing magic?
15:21It's his gift to Tina.
15:23Uh-oh.
15:24I mean, ta-da!
15:26Wow, Tina, you look great.
15:30Maybe I can cheer her up.
15:32Louise, smoke me!
15:34Woo-hoo!
15:35Tina, dance with Mommy!
15:38Uh, uh, uh, uh.
15:40It's a party!
15:41All right!
15:42Did someone say party?
15:44They don't go to my school.
15:46I'm sorry, ladies.
15:47We're close for a private party.
15:48We were invited by Bob.
15:50Bob, you invited transvestite prostitutes to our daughter's birthday party?
15:54No.
15:55Maybe.
15:56This week has been kind of a blur.
15:58All of you are coming to my daughter's party.
16:00We're gonna have so much fun.
16:02Bring whoever you want!
16:04What?
16:04Oh!
16:05I might have thrown it out there.
16:06Is this the sweet 13 party?
16:09Dad, you brought all your nighttime friends, but you won't shave your mustache to give me Jimmy
16:14Jr.?
16:16Uh, where do I put my code?
16:18Oh, hey, Marshmallow.
16:22So, Marshmallow, how'd you get your name?
16:25Because if you show me a sweet potato pie, I am on top of it.
16:28I knew it!
16:31Tina, I know you're upset because Jimmy Jr.'s not here and that there are more transvestites
16:36than you imagined, but...
16:38Unless you're Jimmy Jr. and you're here to kiss my lips, I don't want to talk to you.
16:55Come on, girl.
16:57It's your party.
16:58You might as well enjoy it.
16:59It's like I always say, when life gives you lemons, tuck them.
17:03Uh, I think what my girlfriend here is trying to say is, when it's time for you to blossom
17:08into a woman, you can't let anything stop you.
17:11Not a party, not a boy, and not a town full of doctors who refuse to remove your penis.
17:16And you have a very good father, baby.
17:19Never forget that.
17:20It's true.
17:21Not many fathers would make the sacrifices your father made to throw you this party.
17:25Working two jobs.
17:27The things he saw.
17:28The things he smelled.
17:29He deserves an award.
17:37Bob, what'd you do?
17:39You lost your nose, Cozy.
17:41Aww, Bob.
17:43You made yourself ugly to save Tina's party.
17:46Yes, Linda.
17:46This is why I didn't want to do it.
17:48But you know, it's worth it if it means Tina will be a happy teenager.
17:53Just stop staring.
17:55Stop, don't do this.
17:57I just did it.
17:59You don't need to.
18:00I don't want you to.
18:01You know how mustaches work, right?
18:03Well, don't give it to Jimmy Pesto.
18:06Well, what about Jimmy Jr.?
18:07Jimmy Jr. isn't going to make this party perfect.
18:10You already have.
18:11Really?
18:12I'm sorry I didn't appreciate everything you've done for me.
18:15I didn't appreciate it as a girl, but I do appreciate it as a woman.
18:20Would have been nice to hear you say that a minute ago.
18:32Come and join the party, Bob.
18:35That's Jimmy Pesto, Cha-Cha, the guy I was telling you about.
18:38Wait, that's Jimmy Pesto?
18:40I know that guy.
18:42We all know that guy.
18:43We know him as Baby Num Num.
18:46Baby Num Num?
18:47Wait, Pesto is one of your dates?
18:50He wishes.
18:51We run in the same circles.
18:52He's a regular over at the Desire Dungeon.
18:55He's what's known as a diaper lover.
18:57You know what that is?
18:58It's nasty.
19:00Oh, Jimmy Pesto is a diaper lover?
19:06Ha, ha, ha.
19:07Hello, Bob.
19:09Well, I see I'm getting my trophy after all.
19:12B-b-b-b-b-b, not so fast, Baby Num Num.
19:15Huh?
19:15Baby?
19:16How do you know about that?
19:17Hey, Baby.
19:19Bye.
19:20No.
19:21We just wanted to see if Widow Baby Num Num wanted to change his mind about letting Jimmy
19:27Jr. go to Tina's party.
19:29Or maybe he wants the whole Westeron to know about how he likes to put on diapers and poop in...
19:41Oh, I don't believe it.
19:46Thanks, Dad.
19:47You're the best pimp I'm ever gonna have.
19:49I've been waiting to hear those words all my life, Tina.
19:53Happy birthday.
19:54Bobby, come help me with the candles.
19:56This one goes out to the birthday girl.
19:58Pardon me.
19:59Birthday woman.
20:03I like your shirt.
20:04Are those snaps?
20:06Yes.
20:07Snap.
20:08One more.
20:09Snap.
20:11Oh, it is.
20:12Yes.
20:13It's go time, Tina.
20:15I want his kids to have hickeys.
20:17I want to part this anymore.
20:34I just kissed my first boy.
20:37Me too.
20:38Oh, boo-hoo.
20:44Hurry up and grow that thing back.
20:46I know.
20:46It's bad.
20:47Now.
20:48Concentrate.
20:49Push it out.
20:50I'm trying, Liv.
20:51Let me cover it with my finger.
20:53That's okay.
20:54I'm gonna glue this to my chest so I can wear Phoenix.
20:57Glue it to your back.
20:59Oh, glue it to your pulp.
21:06Lifting up the skirt of the night.
21:10Look down, feel around.
21:13Do what I do to get by.
21:15Pulling down the pace of the night.
21:18Look at the time.
21:19Don't laugh.
21:20It's not right.
21:21To make fun of the night.
21:24Ooh, ooh, ooh.
21:26Hey, yeah.
21:28Ooh, yeah.
21:29Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
21:34Ha, ha, ha.
21:36Huh?
21:36Hey, hey.
21:37Bye.
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