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مسلسل Boat Story مترجم - Episode 1
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00:05this is a story about a boat a boat that washed up on a beach and changed a lot of
00:12lives like
00:13for a woman called janet and samuel my name samuel hi samuel and him what you dinky doing you and
00:21her pat two with an h and him bang you don't know me and this one the tailleur and also
00:30this guy
00:33he's not much of a talker
01:03now some stories start a long long time ago
01:10some stories start in a deep dark wood some stories start in a galaxy far far away
01:18but this story starts here under a damn pylon with a severed head of all things
01:27shall we begin
01:40let's go back in time to the small town of appleberry not the kind of place people die
01:47to go to more the kind where people go to die
01:53it starts one morning a thursday i think under smokestacks on a lonely country road
02:00a woman with blue in her hair driving towards a thursday
02:03unlike any other thursday she'd experienced
02:34like one of the seven dwarves had a fucking brain injury
02:37i'm five foot seven perfectly good height for a man anyhow i don't claim to be musical that's me
02:44it's my brother oh let's chat come on we've got quotas here
03:00yeah
03:01i don't
03:01shut it down there's a jam
03:05hang on
03:06all right
03:14Yeah? Well, tell Maggie to...
03:19We have to get someone from maintenance, Ian.
03:28Okay, clear.
03:30No! No!
03:53Worst Thursday ever.
04:09No! No! No!
04:24No! No! No! No!
04:52Please switch off your name, Mr. Incorporated vessel!
05:00Okay.
05:08What's around?
05:10You both signed that arm for us!
05:24A bit nasty out, eh?
05:27I've seen worse!
05:31Mind if I take a look around?
05:33May I ask, right?
05:35Take a quick look around, they'll be out, you men!
05:48Muckrow!
05:50You're not cold, right?
05:54Yeah, a whole lot of muckrow!
05:56You drive our good home!
06:09They're not mackerel!
06:18Come on then!
06:26Come on then!
06:40Fuckin' get off!
06:49Fuckin' get off!
07:01Fuckin' get off!
07:03Fuckin' get off!
07:04Fuckin' get off!
07:20Fuckin' get off!
07:21Fuckin' get off!
07:33Fuckin' get off!
07:38Fuckin' get off!
07:39Fuckin' get off!?
07:42ou ne penser à rien, à plus rien
07:47content qu'il fait ou qu'il fera le mal
08:12I don't know.
09:03I don't know.
09:12I don't know.
09:38No, you're not.
09:39Yes, I am.
09:40No, you're not.
09:40Yes, I am.
09:41No, you're not.
09:42Yes, I am.
09:42Yes, I am.
09:43I can shoot a partridge with a single partridge.
09:47I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow.
09:50I can live on bread and cheese.
09:52And only on that, so can a rat.
09:55Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
09:58I can sing anything higher than you.
10:00Oh, you can.
10:01Yes, I can.
10:01No, you can.
10:02Yes, I can.
10:03No, you can.
10:03Yes, I can.
10:04Yes, I can.
10:06Anything you can say, I can say faster.
10:08I can say anything faster than you do.
10:11No, you can.
10:11I can.
10:12I can.
10:12I can.
10:19You could just buy it, you know, love.
10:21You can buy him?
10:22I didn't win it at a fair that only exists for people who can sell him on at fairs.
10:26See, how it works is I buy the stuffed animals and then in this stall, people come and they play
10:31and they win.
10:32No, I get that. I will just...
10:34Oh, don't matter.
10:36I'm out of money anyway. That won me budget for the week.
10:39But it's not your problem. Thanks. Thanks anyway.
10:42Tell you what, Annie Oakley, you practically bought it already amount you've slapped down.
10:52Here you go, pet.
10:53Are you sure?
10:55Piece of advice. Don't let it shit on the floor and definitely don't kiss it or it turns into a
10:5922 stone fuckhead.
11:03Tell me.
11:06Oh.
11:08You're welcome.
11:09I'm sorry.
11:11I'm sorry.
11:11I'm sorry.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:15Wow.
11:16I'll have you.
11:25I'll have you.
11:28Ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:42Alan!
11:57Alan!
11:59No way!
12:01Hi, love.
12:02You finally won the beast?
12:03Only took eight years.
12:04The approximate lifespan of the West European hedgehog.
12:07Just don't kiss him or he turns into a 20-stone fuckhead.
12:10Ah. Sorry.
12:11How'd you do it?
12:13I am a Russian spy. You know this.
12:16Ah, right.
12:17My hand had become rocket launcher.
12:19I shoot the cans at the local fair job done, as they say.
12:22Shhh! Want to learn the body.
12:24You silly woman.
12:25Your hand looks good.
12:27No, I don't, but thanks, anyway.
12:31You all right?
12:32Yeah, I'll be fine. They'll see me right.
12:34Janet! Janet!
12:37Deary me.
12:38Bit of a coincidence seeing you here in tits.
12:41No, I was with a friend, actually.
12:43So, yeah.
12:45Where is she, then?
12:46She's, erm...
12:48Yeah, she's over there.
12:50She's on one of the...
12:51She's on the side.
12:52Oh, no, I...
12:54Oh, no, she's not.
12:55Maybe she'd...
12:56Hot dogs or candy floss or something like that.
12:58She loves candy floss.
12:59You can't keep doing this.
13:00I don't want to get into restraining orders,
13:02but this is not your life now.
13:06Maybe you'd be happier if you let Jesus into your world.
13:11Like I did.
13:13Let's go.
13:15We're praying for you, Jenny.
13:18It's Janet.
13:18You know it's Janet.
13:21You know it's Janet.
13:22She knew full well it was Janet.
13:25She was just fucking with her.
13:33Sorry.
13:40Do you like your fortune right, darling?
13:43I think it's best I do.
13:45Yeah.
13:47They say fortune favors the brave.
13:50But sometimes, even the bravest souls get left behind.
13:54Be.
14:00What?
14:23What do you mean?
14:24But, in fact, I'm so excited.
14:40that's the thing about life see some frogs never do get kissed some fairy tales never get their
14:54ending but sometimes they find another way
15:29good boy come here come here jump that's nice come here good boy
15:49morning morning don't normally see anyone else this time i don't sleep well me neither
16:04wow quick yours i know it's not mine the neighbor lets me take them out
16:14you're not from ram do you what gave it away oh you know everything
16:23yeah just moved up from london we're one of those tired of the rat race were it yeah something like
16:50it's okay major tom major tom
16:58sorry to have kept you waiting we seem to have misplaced our cat
17:02when major tom returns would you please give us a call thank you
17:09you're leaving me your cat thank you
17:43and the sea air of course good for the soul they say well your new one has been officially
17:48recognized as the country's hairiest arsehole makes peterborough look like portugal
18:00well i think it's people make places
18:03then we're really fucked
18:08sorry
18:26what
18:27what the hell betty come here what is it what is it girl what is
18:34okay
18:52jesus christ
18:56Oh, my God.
19:18Call the police.
19:20If phones out.
19:22What?
19:22Fucking come on.
19:40You can't look at this.
19:41What?
19:45Fucking hell.
19:46Yeah.
19:49What are you waiting for?
19:54There's two dead people here.
19:56The street value's got to run into...
20:00tens of millions...
20:01So what?
20:02Let's just...
20:04Let's just give this a minute.
20:06Let's just think.
20:07There's nothing to think about.
20:08Jesus, give me your fucking phones!
20:09Just...
20:11Um...
20:11Sometimes.
20:12Sometimes.
20:13The world throws you a bone.
20:15And you don't always see it.
20:16You don't always recognise it.
20:18But...
20:20This, what's happening right now.
20:21This is the world throwing us a bone.
20:25You wanna fucking take it?
20:27What?
20:28What?
20:28I don't know.
20:31Are you mad?
20:34My name's Samuel.
20:35What's your name?
20:36What?
20:36Look, the situation's fucked up enough as it is without us being total strangers.
20:39My name's Samuel.
20:40What's yours, please?
20:42It's Janet!
20:43Okay, Janet.
20:44Okay.
20:46Hi, Janet.
20:48Hi!
20:49Hi!
20:52Um...
20:54Listen, listen, Janet.
20:55Um, back in London, I was a lawyer.
20:58And I think I'm...
20:59No, this is fucking insane!
21:00It's insane, I know, but...
21:01I think I know someone who'd give us a lot of money for this.
21:06I just came here to walk, bloody dog.
21:09So did I!
21:10But then the world...
21:11Throw us a bone, yeah.
21:12It's not a bone, it's a load of cocaine the size of a fucking nissan!
21:16I've gambled away my entire life savings.
21:22I...I sold my house, which is why we moved here.
21:25Camilla, my wife has no idea.
21:28Now, I don't know what your story is.
21:29No, you don't.
21:30Right, but you telling me you can't use a few million quid?
21:35It...it is not that simple.
21:37But it could be!
21:40Oh, sometimes, you know, the best thing to do is to look out for yourself.
21:43Cos God knows life kicks you in the bollocks often enough.
21:45And then you get a chance, you need to...
21:47Take it!
21:48Right!
21:48Both hands!
21:49Cos there's nothing worse than giving...
21:55Where would we keep it?
21:56Why would we keep it?
22:06More than that, too!
22:07Where is that?
22:07Where did you go?
22:08Good!
22:122.
22:251.
22:25Un 먹어�.
22:25Is it...
22:38We should go.
22:42Oh, shit.
22:43What?
22:47Go clean my dog.
23:17We missed our date last night, but I'd already paid the deposit,
23:21so I had a whole beef Wellington to myself.
23:25And I had it all.
23:27The whole sodding Wellington.
23:30So, are you going to give me a call back or what?
23:34Just a text or anything just to let me know that you're all right.
23:38Just call me. All right, love?
23:48Turns out the policeman's boyfriend was also a policeman.
23:52And while he was calling his dead lover,
23:56Samuel was washing his Pomeranian in the sea.
24:04Oh, my God.
24:12I know you're being over here.
24:14You and I were looking for plastic.
24:26I know that you're being over.
24:26I know you're in danger than you're in danger.
24:27But what are you doing?
24:29I'm going to even start to realize it.
24:29C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
24:41Where the fuck were you? What took you so long?
24:47There was a woman.
24:48At the beach.
24:50But you saw me.
24:52Christ!
24:53Well, she didn't see my face.
24:55C'mon, just fucking drive!
25:09C'mon, c'mon.
25:10C'mon, c'mon.
25:12C'mon.
25:14C'mon.
25:14C'mon.
25:15999, what's your emergency?
25:16Yes.
25:17There's a code 4 down at Applery Beach.
25:19A boat on the shore.
25:21No need for sirens, just a meat wagon.
25:24Your name, please?
25:25Pat 2, with an H.
25:27Right, are you able to wait a while while we send an ambulance?
25:30I used to be a paramedic, love.
25:32Trust me, they're extremely dead.
25:34They're on their way.
25:35Ah, lovely.
25:44It's clear.
25:45I want to go around the bone.
25:47To turn.
25:49In all ways.
25:51To get him.
25:52To get him.
25:54To get him as if he belonged to his wife.
25:58It's only after all that we can know if the costume is of good quality.
26:09You have nice legs.
26:13I...
26:14I'm doing some muscle.
26:15Yes, sir.
26:23A lot of people are here.
26:25Big, big, small, thin, beautiful.
26:29People with people.
26:32It's my work to make them beautiful.
26:34I'm happy to see their faults and to correct them.
26:39What are my faults?
26:44You didn't?
26:47You didn't want me to wear it anyway, sir.
26:53Your costume will be ready in six days.
26:58I'll be on top.
27:1010 minutesesh where a zobis.
27:28wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
27:29mmphfkwkwkwkwk kwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
27:30Bye!
27:37TwooOOOOO lost me
27:50All my excuses, I had to serve a man who had the size of a lapin.
27:59This man likes to talk, like you.
28:05And you?
28:08You did too, George.
28:12You would like to talk a little bit more with me, of course,
28:15to escape from nothing else from this mess,
28:19in a little bit,
28:21a little bit,
28:23a foxtrot of the language.
28:28No.
28:29Please, no.
28:31Tais-toi.
28:33Habitue-toi au silence.
28:38Si tu ignorais qui j'étais,
28:41maintenant tu le sais.
29:01Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
29:06Ssss.
29:08Ssss.
29:10Ssss.
29:10Ssss.
29:11Hold on.
29:11Hold on.
29:14Ssss.
29:16Ssss.
29:19Ssss.
29:26Ssss.
29:30Ssss.
29:32Ssss.
29:35Ssss.
29:36Ssss.
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29:40Ssss.
29:42Ssss.
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29:45Ssss.
29:47Ssss.
29:50Ssss.
29:53Ssss.
29:57Ssss.
30:00Ssss.
30:16Where are we even going?
30:18I think we should drop the dogs off first.
30:21Then I passed a storage unit on my way in.
30:24Storage? Right, you've got all the answers, haven't you?
30:26Mr. Storage base.
30:29Sorry, you've got a charger, Smith?
30:30I don't know, don't.
30:31My wife's is, um, similar.
30:34Better do it.
30:35Oh, I don't understand what just happened.
30:37I feel like my heart's beating right outside my chest.
30:40Maybe that's because it is.
30:54Shit.
30:57Okay.
30:58Okay, just...
31:00Just stay calm.
31:01I am.
31:02I'm talking to myself.
31:03Oh.
31:06Come on, come on, come on.
31:07Keep calm, remember?
31:11Oh, no.
31:12What?
31:14What shall I do?
31:15Don't do anything, just wait.
31:34Get out of the way, nice and slow.
31:38What the fuck are you doing?
31:40What do you mean, what I'm doing?
31:41It's a one-way street.
31:42What?
31:42Oh, shit.
31:43What is wrong with you?
31:44I wasn't thinking.
31:45Well, stop, pull over.
31:46What if we just hit the pedal and we don't look back?
31:49What, with that film on Louise, you daft bastard,
31:51we're in Applebris.
31:52Stop the fucking car.
31:55Stay calm.
31:56Yes, I know.
31:58No, I'm talking to myself now.
32:26Hi, officer.
32:27So, I'm new here.
32:29And I, um, I was meant to take a different turning
32:32and I ended up going down this one-way street.
32:34You know you're going down a one-way street.
32:36Yes, and I'm so sorry.
32:38Um, uh...
32:38You can't do that.
32:40No, uh...
32:41What if a car was coming towards you?
32:42Or a bicycle?
32:44Well, neither would be good.
32:45Or a van?
32:46Absolutely.
32:47Mobility scooter?
32:48Right.
32:49Kid on a skateboard.
32:50One of those shoes with wheels on.
32:52Can you imagine how that could have ended up?
32:54Terrible.
32:55Be dead?
32:57Yeah.
32:58You all right?
32:59I really am very sorry.
33:00And, um, sorry to be wasting police time.
33:03It's so important, the job you guys do.
33:04My friend and I, we were just out walking our dogs together.
33:07Dog buddies.
33:10Yes, dog friends.
33:12And, um, we've got talking and, uh, turning.
33:14All right.
33:28Tell me something, sir.
33:29Yes.
33:30On the back of your car there.
33:34Is that a whippet?
33:37Yes.
33:38Yes.
33:38Yes.
33:39Yeah, he's called Rambo.
33:40Rambo.
33:41I mean, mummy used to have a whippet.
33:42Beautiful creatures, aren't they?
33:44Yeah.
33:44Odd little bodies, though.
33:46Seal of reds.
33:47Yeah, yeah, you can.
33:48Come on!
33:50Look, all right.
33:51No, I'm done.
33:52All right.
33:53But please be more careful next time.
33:54Oh, yes, will do.
33:55Yeah.
33:56See you later.
33:56That's all right.
33:57So much.
34:07Dog buddies.
34:10I panicked.
34:27And that's just ten of the great uses for safety pins.
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34:38Hey, we need storage.
34:40Oh, and dear.
34:42Please.
34:45Oh, and dear.
35:33Right.
35:35Got a padlock each, so it needs both of us if we want to get into it.
35:40Don't you trust me?
35:41You said you're a liar, didn't you?
35:56You can just ask me, you know.
35:58Let's get what?
35:59My hand.
35:59You keep staring at it like it's a pair of tits.
36:01No, I don't.
36:02You do.
36:03It were a work accident.
36:04Hand versus industrial metal pressing machine.
36:08Guess who lost?
36:11Good lawyer could get you six figures.
36:13Oh, my God.
36:14I never thought of that.
36:15No, I mean, my manager, he gave me some whiskey after it happened.
36:20Don't tell the boss upstairs that you saw this.
36:23It'll just check the edge off it.
36:25I downed a lot on account of the extreme fucking agony I were experiencing.
36:30He later claimed that I were drinking on the job, so no payout for me.
36:41You can ask me anything, then.
36:43I'm all right.
36:44It's there.
36:46Sorry, I've got to take this.
36:48Hello, Samuel speaking.
36:51You're joking.
36:53Okay.
36:53No, thanks.
36:54It's great.
36:54I, um, can I call you back?
36:56It's not a good time.
36:59Who are that?
37:00It's my cat, Major Tom.
37:03You what?
37:04That cat's not calling me, obviously.
37:05It was my estate agent.
37:08When we moved out of the house in London, the cat went aworm.
37:11Seems he's back.
37:13You moved house and you left your cat behind?
37:18What the fuck am I doing?
37:22What now?
37:24I don't know.
37:25What are you supposed to do after something like this?
37:59I thought you could use this.
38:01Soy, right?
38:03Oh, Colin, you're the best.
38:04Yeah, it's all right.
38:05I was passing anyway.
38:10I'd better be getting on.
38:16Why don't you just ask her out?
38:18I've, uh, actually written her a note.
38:21Great.
38:22Just what every grown woman wants.
38:24Follow it up by pulling the pigtails
38:26and telling her she smells and you're golden.
38:28Love might have been in the air for Colin.
38:31But for Arthur Lake, it was quite the opposite.
38:35As he sat there lost in a haze of pain and sadness,
38:39the last thing he needed to hear was the words.
38:42You're right, buddy.
38:46Buddy.
38:50Who are you?
38:52Ben.
38:53You don't know me.
38:54Or my name, clearly.
38:56I just wanted to say how sorry I was about what happened to your life partner.
39:00I really am sorry, buddy.
39:03It's all right if I call you buddy, is it?
39:05He seemed nice.
39:08I'm not that way inclined, you know, but if I were, I'd be interested.
39:12He probably wouldn't be interested in me anyway, would he?
39:15I wonder who would.
39:16Ian, maybe.
39:18You know Ian?
39:25Arthur.
39:26Come on.
39:30How are you doing?
39:31As you'd expect.
39:33I know you'd rather be anywhere but here right now.
39:35Only something's come up.
39:37What do you mean?
39:38Mark took a unit boat out onto the water, but the case number he assigned to it.
39:44He don't exist.
39:47Sorry, I don't, um, what are you asking me?
39:50He takes a police vessel out into the ocean at night on his own.
39:55Next thing we know, we'll find him in that fishing boat with an as yet unidentified body.
39:59Are you saying he was on the take?
40:02Because if you are, sir, that's some fucking bollocks.
40:05Not here, lad, in my office.
40:06I'm fine where he am, thanks.
40:08We're just trying to piece things together, that's all.
40:10I fucking loved him!
40:12So don't you dare stand there and make out like him being killed was somehow his fault.
40:16Mark was a good officer.
40:17The whole force has suffered a loss today.
40:20Nice eulogy.
40:22You're going to bury his reputation alongside his fucking corpse.
40:49Nice and easy.
40:50Good boy.
40:52I'm not doing rock, paper, scissors.
40:55Why?
40:56Because it's stupid.
40:57And we've got pubes now, that's why.
41:01What about foot cockroach nuclear bomb?
41:05What the fuck is that?
41:07Well, it's basically rock, paper, scissors.
41:09Oh, for fuck's sake.
41:10No, I'm not doing it.
41:12All right, go on, answer me this.
41:14How many times did you fail your driving test?
41:19Twice.
41:21Three times.
41:22Fucked up the three-point turn.
41:24Well, there you go.
41:25You're driving this time.
41:27Oh, do me a favour.
41:28Have a little figure about what they're going to eat later.
41:30But this place I drew the map on looks lovely.
41:3520% voucher off an eye.
41:38You know it makes sense.
41:44Right, let's do it.
41:46Let's do it.
41:53Okay.
42:00I don't know.
42:24I don't know.
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46:03I don't know.
46:04I don't know.
46:04I don't know.
46:14I think it's...
46:15I think it's the wrong way around.
46:25I don't know.
46:26I don't know.
46:46I don't know.
46:58I don't know.
47:25I don't know.
47:28I don't know.
47:29I don't know.
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47:32I don't know.
47:35I don't know.
48:03Oh, my God.
48:27Oh, just a friend.
48:34Oh, get two for one with a fax machine there, did you?
48:38No.
48:41So I don't have a 24-hour casino in my pocket.
48:44Sorry.
48:48Oh, OK.
48:55Why are you looking at me like that?
48:56Because I'm wondering why you agreed to do something like this.
49:00Because you're so persuasive.
49:01What do you do?
49:04Let me tell you something.
49:07You know my secrets.
49:09All of them.
49:11Fucking hell.
49:12You're the only person in the world who does.
49:17Because...
49:18I reckon this is a safe space.
49:22OK.
49:24Now, I want my friend that texted earlier.
49:26It was my ex, Peter.
49:28Because I accidentally, on purpose...
49:31very on purpose, bumped into our boy the other day,
49:34and he mentioned a restraining order again.
49:36A restraining order?
49:37It's your son, isn't it?
49:38He's not, actually.
49:39I mean, he is.
49:40He was just a baby when I met his dad.
49:42His mum had buggered off,
49:44and then suddenly there I were.
49:46Not a bloody clue what I was doing.
49:48I bloody loved it.
49:49Every minute.
49:52Anyway, Peter,
49:53he met a younger model who were hard for Jesus,
49:56so that was that.
49:57So now I can't see him anymore.
49:59So from being a mum,
50:01to being...
50:05None, I suppose.
50:06Yeah, that kind of fucking existed.
50:10That's shit.
50:12Sorry.
50:14Oh, fucking hell.
50:23Can I...
50:25Can I show you something?
50:31So this is...
50:33yours?
50:33Last painting I sold.
50:36It's beautiful.
50:38Yeah, at least I kept the hand I paid with.
50:40No, I mean it.
50:41You have real talent.
50:43Shades of demute.
50:47Charles, demute.
50:50OK.
50:51Attention.
50:52All shoppers,
50:53the Henry Stockton Centre,
50:54will find a day at 4pm due to an incident.
50:57Years of effort,
50:59and if you're lucky,
51:00maybe you'll get a spot in the Tinley Centre.
51:04Why do you bring me here?
51:07Sometimes I come here,
51:08I pretend like I'm in some art gallery.
51:12It's like I'm in some alternate reality
51:15where I'm not the unluckiest person in the world.
51:22So, what, why did...
51:23You asked me
51:25why I agreed to do this, right?
51:27Mm-hm.
51:29Cos everything I thought I had,
51:31the future,
51:32me,
51:33me fucking fingers,
51:34and me boy,
51:36it's all nothing.
51:38And I am,
51:38I am done with nothing,
51:40and you need to know that.
51:43Do not
51:43foot me over on this.
51:46Do not foot me over on this, please.
51:56You OK, love?
51:58He hasn't told you anything, has he?
51:59Who?
52:00Oh, your dad?
52:01Well, no, no,
52:01apart from where I can stick it, why?
52:04It's just...
52:05It feels like there's something going on.
52:08Like, I thought you might even say,
52:10Dad and Susie,
52:12they keep going quiet
52:14whenever I come into her room,
52:15like,
52:15this guy's coming back.
52:18Alan?
52:19Alan?
52:21See?
52:26Well, we should probably, er,
52:28call it a night
52:29before your cat takes out
52:30a second mortgage.
52:32Yeah.
52:32Yes, yes, yes.
52:35Family be wondering
52:36when I got to.
52:42So, um...
52:43Right, well then, um,
52:43yeah.
52:44I'll...
52:45I'll...
52:46I'll be in touch.
52:47Oh.
52:52Right.
52:53Leave it to the one with one hand.
52:54Actually, I can't just go
52:55and pretend it's been a normal day.
52:56I'm going to go and drink some more.
52:58So, er,
52:58despite what you said,
52:59you are welcome to come and join me.
53:12Let's leave Janet and Samuel
53:14doing karaoke
53:16and go find Arthur running
53:18away from grief
53:20and towards a whole new set of problems.
53:28Look, whatever you're selling,
53:30piss off, all right?
53:31I'm not selling anything, Mr. Lake,
53:33are you?
53:36Who's this?
53:37The tailleur.
53:38The tailor,
53:40like you would say.
53:41But, er,
53:42like most things,
53:43it sounds better in French.
53:45We haven't met,
53:47but you have something of mine,
53:48I think.
53:49I don't know what you're talking about.
53:51The boat was found
53:53and two buddies,
53:54my associate,
53:55your partner,
53:56and the boat's cargo is gone.
53:57My people checked
53:58the police evidence room.
54:00I've done my work, you see.
54:01You are working together
54:02to steal from me.
54:04Mate,
54:04I don't know who the fuck you are
54:06or what the fuck
54:07you're talking about,
54:08all right?
54:09Don't.
54:10Please.
54:11Another shipment of mine
54:13was taken six weeks ago,
54:14two men in police uniform.
54:16Now,
54:16one,
54:17I can shrug it off,
54:18bad luck,
54:19the cost of doing business.
54:21But two,
54:22Get fucked.
54:25I believe
54:26appearance is, er,
54:28very important,
54:29no matter what your business.
54:31Perception is no mere
54:33superficial concern.
54:34It is everything.
54:36And the perception
54:37of my organisation
54:38to lose two shipments.
54:41You see my problem?
54:43Seems to me,
54:45you've got another problem, pal.
54:47You've got to find me first.
54:57He claimed
54:58not to know anything.
55:01So, um,
55:02I have a journey to make.
55:05No, no,
55:06I'm looking forward to it.
55:08It's good to get out of the house
55:09once in a while.
55:11The thing about stories is,
55:13is they can take you anywhere.
55:15To well-paid mass murderers
55:18in search of 20% discounts.
55:22To the places we thought were gone
55:24and may be lost forever.
55:28Fairy tales about frogs being kissed
55:31that needed an ending.
55:33To a boy playing an instrument,
55:38thinking about the mother
55:40he wishes could be his mother.
56:08I would find the money
56:09and hang them from the sky.
56:10when I'm done,
56:13there will be nothing left.
56:18You say my parole.
56:20Yes,
56:21stories can take us anywhere.
56:23Sometimes even back to the beginning
56:25or the end,
56:27depending on how you look at it.
56:43I'll give you a fiver to touch it.
56:45You reckon we should tell someone?
56:46Fine!
57:00Yes,
57:01all right.
57:02All right.
57:05All right.
57:28I'll give you a sec.
57:42Transcription by CastingWords
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