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00:21All right, listen, you kids are going to be on your best behavior right now.
00:24The landlord, Mr. Fishholder, is coming over to talk about the lease, and we don't know if he's going to
00:29renew.
00:29He'll renew.
00:30Well, we haven't always paid our rent on time.
00:32We never pay our rent on time.
00:34Thanks, Lynn.
00:35All right, listen, your mother and I are going to go make him some food.
00:37That's going to save us, our food and our service.
00:40You kids start cleaning now.
00:41Pick that up.
00:42And, Gene, you go outside and try to drum up some business.
00:44I'll play my triangle.
00:46Ding-da-ding-da-ding-da-ding-da-ding-da-ding.
00:47No.
00:48You don't understand my music.
00:49Shush.
00:50And here's the other important thing.
00:51When Fishholder gets here, you will not, I repeat, not stare at him like he's some kind of spectacle.
00:57I don't ever stare at him.
00:59I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00Yes, Mr. Fishholder is an eccentric.
01:03Yes, he wears a white suit.
01:05And an eyepatch.
01:07He drives a golf cart everywhere.
01:09He is one white cat away from being a super villain.
01:13All right, but he owns this building, everybody.
01:14He owns the amusement park and just about everything else in town, so you're not going to stare at him
01:19when he gets here.
01:23Here we go.
01:25Bob?
01:25Linda?
01:26Your children are refusing to acknowledge me.
01:29Uh, kids, stop doing that.
01:30Acknowledge Mr. Fishholder right now.
01:31Are you a super hero?
01:32Can I tell your hair?
01:33Stop.
01:34Stop.
01:34Go clean something now, all of you.
01:36So, uh, Mr. Fishholder, you know, after all these years, I realize you've never eaten my food.
01:41And I want to present to you one of my favorite specialty burgers.
01:44Oh, no offense, Bob, but I have a policy that I don't dine at any of my tenants' establishments.
01:49Oh, but I saw you eating at Dushy Sushi.
01:51That's different.
01:52That place is incredible.
01:53Have you had their starfish?
01:54It melts in your mouth.
01:55No?
01:56Nobody?
01:57You?
01:58No.
01:59Anyway, quiet in here.
02:02Like this a lot, Bob?
02:04Yeah, well, I mean, it's 12.30.
02:06Sort of the lunch lull.
02:08The lunch lull.
02:09That's what we call it.
02:10Huh.
02:10Wow, Jimmy Pesto's lunch lull is really busy.
02:13Well, Jimmy Pesto's is a pizza place, if you're into that kind of thing.
02:17Pizza.
02:18Stupid.
02:19I like pizza.
02:20Pizza? Where's pizza?
02:21Shush.
02:22Anyway, when people want a burger.
02:24A good American burger.
02:26They have nowhere else to go, but...
02:28Sorry.
02:28Sorry to interrupt.
02:29Let me be honest with you.
02:31I enjoy you, Bob.
02:32Your mustache.
02:33It's fascinating.
02:35Do you mind if I...
02:36You're touching it.
02:37Yeah.
02:38I...
02:38That's...
02:38Yeah, you're...
02:39It's really something.
02:44Listen, Jimmy Pesto has tendered an offer on this space.
02:48Jimmy Pesto?
02:48He wants to move over here?
02:50Yes, he wants to move his gift shop over here.
02:52Gift shop?
02:53This would be an amazing gift shop.
02:56I can do all my Christmas shopping here.
02:58Yes.
02:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:59Please.
03:00I think if you tried my burger, you'd see that...
03:02You're always late with the rent.
03:04And Jimmy pays early.
03:06Wait, wait, wait.
03:07Mr. Fishoder, please.
03:08Before you make a decision, just taste my burger.
03:11Just taste it.
03:12Ah, fine.
03:13Another trip to the gym.
03:15Jimmy Pesto may be a good businessman,
03:17but I think you'll find that unlike his microwave junk,
03:20my food is...
03:21Mr. Fishoder?
03:23Mr. Fishoder?
03:25He's joking.
03:26He's joking.
03:27How do I do it?
03:27You just push.
03:28What do I do?
03:29Push on his belly.
03:30Hit him in the crotch.
03:31No, Gene, don't hit him in the crotch.
03:32Yes, hit him in the crotch.
03:34Oh, hold his hair.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:36Linda, please.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:38Wow, he's turning blue.
03:39Put his hand in warm water.
03:41He can't die.
03:42He cannot die in here.
03:43Let's move him outside.
03:44No.
03:45Everybody, hands around him.
03:46Group Heimlich.
03:47One, two, three.
03:53Holy crap.
03:54God.
03:54Give him some room, kids.
03:55Give him room.
03:57Ow.
03:58So, um, did you, uh, did you like it?
04:03Your rent is due Friday night.
04:05And if you're late, I'm giving your lease to Jimmy Pesto.
04:10Do you want me to pack this to go?
04:12You're going to want fries with that.
04:18So, Mr. Fish owner's okay.
04:20But we've got to pay the rent in full by tomorrow night.
04:23Paying the rent in full.
04:25What's next?
04:26Paying your other bills?
04:27Don't worry.
04:28We'll figure something out.
04:29Right, Bobby?
04:30Jimmy freaking Pesto.
04:32Oh, Bob.
04:33You know, Pesto's not his real name.
04:35It's Pop Lopovich.
04:37Of course it is.
04:38Guy's a complete phony.
04:39What is this obsession with him?
04:40I'm not obsessed with him.
04:42Yeah, you are.
04:42You're both obsessed.
04:43It's like you guys are stalking each other.
04:45I don't care less about the guy.
05:01I think you should both grow up.
05:03At least for the kids' sake.
05:04Let me see.
05:05Let me see.
05:05Ugh, the kids.
05:07Why does Tina have to like Jimmy Pesto Jr.
05:09Of all the 13-year-old boys in the world?
05:11Yeah, she likes them, too.
05:13It's kind of romantic, though.
05:14Two families at war.
05:16A budding romance.
05:17It's like West Side Story.
05:19Ugh.
05:19Dun-dun.
05:20Dun-dun.
05:21Dun-dun.
05:22Rumble.
05:23Stop.
05:23Dun-dun-dun.
05:24You know, Louise is friends with the twins now, too.
05:27Pesto's little boys.
05:28Andy and Ollie.
05:29No, no, no.
05:30I'm calling a ban on all the Pesto kids.
05:32Our kids are going to cease contact.
05:34Let's be best friends forever.
05:36Okay.
05:39Let's cut our hands and press them together and become blood brothers.
05:42Okay.
05:42No, spit, brothers.
05:44Spit in your hand and then shake.
05:45Let's do both.
05:47Sorry.
05:47I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.
05:50Let's rub our eyes together.
05:51You can get my pink eye.
05:53Okay.
05:53Ow.
05:54Ow.
05:55Ow.
05:55Ow.
05:56Ow.
05:56Ow.
05:57So hard to be friends these days.
05:58Hey, is that your brother Jimmy touching himself all over?
06:01Yeah, he's really into slow dancing now.
06:03He knows it's supposed to be with other people, right?
06:06It is.
06:06Ugh.
06:07Look at Tina.
06:08Kiss the guy and she still can't get his attention.
06:10She should try pigs in a blanket.
06:12That always gets my attention.
06:15Ugh.
06:21Ugh.
06:22What's he up to now?
06:23What?
06:24Oh my God.
06:25Now serving burgers.
06:27Burgers!
06:28That's it.
06:29It's time for a showdown.
06:30All right.
06:31We're going to a rumble.
06:33I'm going to confront him.
06:34Gonna confront him.
06:35Confront him right in the face.
06:37Yeah, right in his handsome face.
06:39What?
06:39What?
06:40You said handsome face.
06:41You did.
06:42It's a...
06:42Right in his handsome face.
06:43I know what I said.
06:44You think he's handsome?
06:45God, yes.
06:46No, I'm saying it with anger.
06:48Like, you handsome face.
06:49He's so handsome, you want to punch him.
06:51He looks like Tom Selleck.
06:53When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck's face.
06:58That's a crazy request.
06:59I get it.
07:01All right, let's go.
07:02Kids, watch the restaurant.
07:04We're going to a rumble.
07:07Oh, Lord.
07:08So many people.
07:10Kids, watch the restaurant.
07:12Tina, watch the restaurant.
07:14Restaurant?
07:15We both know you can handle this.
07:17Call me if you need me.
07:18Love you.
07:19Jimmy said he'll be right out.
07:21You want to try a pesto colada?
07:23Yeah, sure.
07:24Lynn.
07:24What?
07:24Free drink.
07:25Ugh, look at that.
07:27Pasta la vista, baby.
07:29Frank and Zelda oldies with goodies.
07:31Ugh.
07:32Some confrontation.
07:33I want some action.
07:35I need some action.
07:37There's Jimmy Jr.
07:39Ugh.
07:40Bussing tables has never looked so sensual.
07:42Yet so menial.
07:44Yeah.
07:44Here's Jimmy.
07:45Now some fur is going to fly.
07:48Bob of Bob's Burgers.
07:50Jimmy so-called pesto of Jimmy Pestos.
07:53Let's skip the niceties, shall we?
07:55Pesto colada for the lady?
07:56On the house?
07:58Except for that nicety.
08:00What are you doing, Jimmy?
08:01What?
08:01Selling burgers.
08:03Coming after my lease.
08:04What are you doing, Jimmy Poplopovich?
08:07Whoa.
08:08Yeah.
08:08Your name is not what it says on the...
08:11Lynn.
08:12Mm.
08:13Ah.
08:13Stop.
08:14That's good.
08:15Bob, I run a business, all right?
08:17I don't know what you're doing with your fancy ingredients.
08:21I'm Bob, and I like kale.
08:23Kale?
08:23There's nothing wrong with kale.
08:24Why don't you call it Snobs Burgers?
08:26Snobs Burgers?
08:27Ah!
08:28You think anything that isn't frozen or rotten is fancy, Jimmy?
08:32Okay, Mr. Fancy Face.
08:33Let's see who's got customers.
08:35Ah, I got some.
08:37Let's see who doesn't.
08:38Oh, you.
08:40I've got customers, Jimmy.
08:42They're not there right now.
08:44They have a life.
08:45Oh, yeah?
08:46Well, good luck making rent by tomorrow night.
08:48Well, good luck trying to steal my customers with your best-o burger.
08:51They'll never come.
08:52Oh, my God.
08:54Bob!
08:54Unbelievable.
08:55We just came to watch the party.
08:56I had the urge to take some journey.
08:57Come on, Linda.
08:58We're leaving.
08:59Go, go, go, go, go, go.
09:08You're not going to get our lease, Jimmy.
09:12He's going to get our lease.
09:13No, Bobby.
09:14Forget about Jimmy Pesto.
09:16All we need is one really good day of business,
09:18and then we could pay our rent and keep the place, huh?
09:21Huh?
09:23I guess you're right.
09:24We could pack the house tomorrow.
09:26Sure.
09:27Packed house.
09:28We can do that.
09:28Let's have a family brainstorm right now.
09:31Gene, go.
09:32Uh, live entertainment featuring a mix of techno and Dad's favorite, the triangle.
09:40Ding, ding, ding, ding.
09:42No.
09:43Tina, go.
09:44Slow dancing.
09:45Crying.
09:46Crying.
09:47Tina, stop.
09:48What are you doing?
09:49Stop that.
09:50Louise, what do you got?
09:51When I was young and naive, I would have said arson,
09:54but I'm going to go with voodoo.
09:56Hmm.
09:56I like arson.
09:57No, seriously, Dad.
09:58Voodoo.
09:59I have a book.
10:00No, I have a book.
10:02I'll go get it.
10:02I got it.
10:03Make some flyers.
10:04For half off and good for tomorrow night only.
10:07You know, that might bring some people in.
10:09Okay, I found it.
10:10Forget voodoo.
10:11We're doing flyers.
10:13What?
10:13Whose candy-ass idea was that?
10:15I'm out of the room for five seconds.
10:17Ah, we're on a roll.
10:19Let's brainstorm something else.
10:20Uh, Christmas card.
10:22No, no, no.
10:22We're done brainstorming.
10:24We got it.
10:24Oh, how about we shave our heads for the Christmas card?
10:26Spell our names wrong.
10:28Shave our legs.
10:29Totally soft, silky family.
10:32I like it.
10:33I have a book.
10:34Nobody forget what they just said.
10:36I'm going to go get some paper.
10:44Oh, it's pretty good.
10:46It's pretty good.
10:48It's not good.
10:50It's not good.
10:51It's not good.
10:53Going to the garbage.
10:57If I can get a lock of Jimmy Pesto's hair, I'm pretty sure I can control his mind.
11:02Really?
11:03I don't know.
11:03I'm just skimming.
11:04All I know is it works on fools and imbeciles.
11:06Oh, me, me.
11:07Can you help me dance Jimmy Jr. back into remembering we're going out?
11:11Yes, I can.
11:12I just need a lock of your hair.
11:14Okay.
11:15Can you help me get a gig in the music business?
11:17Hair.
11:19So long, old friend.
11:22So you stick the penny into the potato.
11:25You've just made a battery out of a potato.
11:28I've just made a voodoo doll out of a potato.
11:31Oh!
11:32Who is it?
11:33My sister, Tina.
11:34She wants me to make your brother slow dance with her and remember that they're going out.
11:38Can you get a lock of your brother's hair?
11:40Yep.
11:41Oh, and you said I was crazy for carrying this around.
11:44Now who's laughing?
11:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, me.
11:47Ow, ow, ow, ow.
11:49Hi, kids.
11:50How was school?
11:51Good.
11:52Mom, Andy and Ollie are helping me with a school project.
11:55I'm going to need 15 potatoes and a lock of hair from you and Dad.
11:59Also, rum and cigars if you have any.
12:02Wait, what's this for?
12:03English.
12:03You two have homework?
12:05Not doing it.
12:06Good.
12:06Because you're going down to the pier to hand out flyers.
12:13We're back.
12:14Did you pass them all out?
12:15Yep.
12:16We saved the family.
12:17Jimmy Pesto even took one.
12:18So did Jimmy One Wing.
12:19He's a seagull I met.
12:21What the hell?
12:23Tonight only are competitors' flyers good for half off your meal plus a free t-shirt?
12:28Oh my God.
12:30Aw, Mort's bringing his mother to dinner.
12:33No.
12:34Ah.
12:34No, no.
12:36Those are my customers!
12:39This is a war now.
12:40This is a war.
12:41Listen, it's the theme from Braveheart.
12:43Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
12:45No.
12:46Wait, wait.
12:46This is the best part.
12:51Dad, what are you doing?
12:54Shh.
12:55Gene, Tina, this may be our last chance to save the restaurant.
12:58Your father needs full concentration right now.
13:01He's attempting to make the most difficult burger known to man.
13:04I've only seen him do it once successfully.
13:07And now he has to do it in a mini sampler size.
13:10What is it?
13:11He calls it the meat-sire.
13:13It's beef tartare inside a burger, medium well inside a burger Wellington.
13:18Is that gonna die?
13:20Maybe, honey, maybe.
13:22Oh, he has to be happy with that one.
13:24So how is this gonna save the restaurant?
13:26Am I gonna put on the burger suit and hand these out in front?
13:28Oh, no.
13:29We're going straight to the source with these.
13:31You're gonna be handing these out in Jimmy Pesto's restaurant.
13:37Whoa.
13:38That's right, whoa.
13:39These samples are gonna get us our rent money tonight so we can keep this place.
13:43How are free samples gonna get us money?
13:45They'll try the samples, and they'll love them.
13:46But they'll want more.
13:48More!
13:48They'll be craving these burgers.
13:50Itching to get their vex.
13:51Like heroin!
13:52That's right, son!
13:53Like heroin!
13:54Yes!
13:54But this family's gonna have to execute perfectly to pull this off.
13:58Where's Louise?
13:59This one shall have his first gig.
14:01This one shall slow dance upon that one.
14:04And Mr. Jimmy Pesto's fate is yet undetermined because I still need to get some of his hair.
14:10I'm gonna go get it right now.
14:12Wanna come?
14:12We want to stay here.
14:13Forever.
14:14We want to stay here forever and ever.
14:15We want to be buried here!
14:17Buried here!
14:18Okay, I'll bury you when I get back.
14:22You're taking hair donations?
14:24That's right.
14:24Hmm, for people with mustache cancer?
14:27Yeah, it's a serious disease.
14:29Hey, aren't you, uh, Bob's kid?
14:31No!
14:32Oh, no!
14:33Dad, Frank and Zelda both got the scampi, and now they're in the bathroom puking.
14:37Oh, for God's sake.
14:38Where am I gonna get another piano player at this hour?
14:40Yeah, we could put on some Boyz II Men and I could slow dance.
14:42Hey, Pepper, no!
14:44For the thousandth time, no!
14:46It's my passion, Dad!
14:47Ah!
14:47Passion!
14:48I know a guy.
14:51Hello, Bob's Burgers!
14:53You tell Dad where you were going?
14:55He's working on his burger bites.
14:57Hey, there's a drum set.
14:58Back me up!
14:59Sorry, it'll just be another minute.
15:01We're really backed up in there.
15:04Gene got his wish.
15:05The voodoo is working.
15:07How you doing?
15:08Nice shirt.
15:10Oh, my God!
15:12Gene's first public performance!
15:14These are almost done.
15:15Is everybody ready?
15:16Aw, and my Tina's dancing.
15:19My little clam's coming out of a shell.
15:21I'm just gonna slip out for one sec.
15:23Okay, here we go.
15:25Time to go win back the restaurant!
15:28Linda?
15:29Kids?
15:29Oh, my God.
15:31Gene was supposed to wear the costume.
15:33Well, you know what?
15:34I'll do this myself.
15:36This next number is a slow jam.
15:38It's called Three Sides Don't Make a Square.
15:41Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, da ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,
15:48ding.
15:48oh what happened did you snap did mr fancy face take a trip to the sexy
15:54store no a little small on you a little tighten the pickles huh what's on the
15:58train these are burger bites Jimmy the best in the world I'm gonna show your
16:02customers what real food is here try a real burger sir hey
16:12don't poke me real burgers right across the street hey hey just move
16:20is that dad and you people traitors traitor family it's jane's first public
16:27performance you could have had me at the ground floor dad now I play the big room
16:32you gotta let the kids have a little fun we have fun Linda we have lots of fun
16:37what's he wearing my buns with a few extra buns hanging out the back oh I'm so
16:45happy you're playing drums Louise and you know what you should keep your
16:48freaky kids locked up in your own place
16:51what did you say about my kids hit him in his handsome groin
17:02get him dad
17:06don't worry dad
17:09anything anything I got the samples Bobby
17:12that looks silly come for the rent yes I've come for the rent wow no no let him
17:18fight looks like a betting crowd who wants three to one against the burger right
17:21here yeah let me see let me see let me see I wanna hear you all right it's a draw
17:32who had they end up hugging each other me that's tend to you thank you now Bob
17:37Jimmy let's all go over to Jimmy's new gift shop I mean sorry Bob's place and
17:43settle this over some nice alcohol Bob do you have the rent no not all of it okay
17:53then here we go oh god give me your hands sure do you cry easily sometimes well let's
18:01get it over with Bob I will not be renewing oh what is that amazing smell
18:07who's hungry what are those only the holy grail of hamburgers the meat sire
18:13hmm are these choke resistant they're bite-sized oh good
18:20hmm hmm hmm hmm I have never eaten a burger half
18:29oh no I'm just kidding as good as this this is great yeah oh it's it's complicated it's it's
18:39mystical it's it's barbaric thank you mr. fish order I I wanted to I'm I'm talking Jimmy I want to
18:48I'm
18:48talking Bob you might be the worst tenant I've ever had and I rent space to a raccoon sanctuary
18:55I know they're next door I've been meaning to talk to you about it's okay
18:59right I get it now you were trying to tell me the other day but I wouldn't listen
19:02because I was choking to death ha ha mr. fish order Jimmy please please I was thinking about
19:09my life you see and how I didn't want it to end in your pathetic little restaurant on your sad
19:15filthy floor yeah but now I see it you're not a businessman you don't care about customers
19:22and money ha no I do I do no no you are an artist a beef artist a beef artist
19:29a poet who writes with
19:31meat and buns and pickles like a greasy heterosexual Walt Whitman uh thank you okay well mr. fish order
19:40jimmy no spare jimmy talk please which brings me to your lease shop which brings me to your lease
19:53let's extend it all right barbie but I gotta make it month to month huh oh um all right uh
20:00we'll take
20:00it and I have to raise your rent a little okay that's yes yeah daddy ollie what are you doing
20:08here
20:09voodoo what voodoo yeah and we switched underpants ollie that was a secret I couldn't hold it in
20:15anymore but these are your kids and you thought my kids were freaky come on boys we're leaving no we
20:21want to stay yeah it's fun here yeah jimmy it's fun here shush all right let's celebrate yeah jean
20:29uh do us the honor a little music you believe in me time to tickle the iron a ding a
20:37dong a ding
20:39ding dong ding slow jam the ding ding the ding ding come on jimmy junior let's get back to work
20:47no dad i'm gonna dance with tracy tina tina voodoo works i'm a god am i doing this right
20:59what do i look sexy my pants are falling down
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21:24Oh, a ding ding, Bobby go
21:27Come on, Bob, show us your ding ding
21:30Ding ding
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