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Carl and his attractive new partner, Vanessa, are involved in a stake-out in a hotel room. Harriette worries (over nothing, as it turns out) that Carl will put aside his professionalism and try to woo Vanessa.
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00:09What's all in noise?
00:13Noise?
00:14This happens to be 60s music.
00:16The greatest dance music of all time.
00:19We had the pony.
00:22We had the mashed potatoes.
00:25And the granddaddy of them all, the twist.
00:30That was invented by that guy, Chubby Domino.
00:36Chubby Checker.
00:37Watch, I'll show you.
00:39It's all in the hips.
00:43See, it's like drying yourself with a towel.
00:45Come on, come on, just do everything that I do.
00:50This is fun.
00:52Now watch this tricky move.
00:55Ow!
00:56Ow!
00:59No, no, no!
01:00No, no, no!
01:03How are we left?
01:05How are we left?
01:09Kachum!
01:10Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chum!
01:17It's a rare condition this day and age
01:21To read any good news on the newspaper page
01:24And love and tradition of the grand design
01:27Some people say it's even harder to find
01:31Well, then there must be some magic clue
01:35Inside these gentle walls
01:38Cause all I see
01:41Is a tower of dreams
01:43Real love bursting out of every scene
01:47As days go by
01:51We're gonna fill our house with happiness
01:54As the moon may dry
01:58But we'll smother the blues with death and happiness
02:02As days go by
02:04There's room for you
02:07Room for me
02:08With gentle hearts and opportunity
02:11As days go by
02:15It's the bigger love of the family
02:32You are not gonna believe what happened today
02:34I still don't believe it
02:36It is just unbelievable
02:38Well, tell us and we won't believe it either
02:42Bert is gone
02:44The best partner I ever had
02:46Just up and quit the force
02:48Why?
02:49He wanted to pursue his dream
02:51He's opening up a donut shop?
02:55No
02:55He moved to Hollywood
02:57To write that screenplay
02:58He always talked about
03:00Sounds like Bert
03:02Hey, I'm happy for him
03:04But meanwhile
03:04While he's out in sunny California
03:06Breaking in the show business
03:07I'm stuck here
03:08Breaking in a new partner
03:10Well, Kyle
03:11I'm sure you'll like your new partner
03:12Once you get to know him
03:13Well, that's the problem
03:14It's not a him
03:15It's a her
03:16Wow, that's terrific
03:18A police woman?
03:20Just like Mom was
03:21That's cool, Dad
03:22Well, it sounds great in theory
03:25But
03:25When I'm out there
03:26With my life on the line
03:27I want a man to back me up
03:29Not some woman
03:30I feel I'd have to protect
03:31Yeah
03:33Next thing you know
03:34They'll want to play football
03:43What makes you think
03:44A woman cop can't protect herself?
03:46Or you?
03:48Well, they're a lot smaller
03:49For one thing
03:50And they can't run as fast
03:51And they lack upper body strength
04:01Well, I loosened it for you
04:04I don't believe it
04:05My own father is a chauvinist
04:09Chauvinist?
04:09I thought we were Baptists
04:24Rachel
04:25Can you get me
04:26The furniture polish, please?
04:28Sure
04:28Just as soon as
04:29I finish this chapter
04:32Love's burning fury
04:34Rachel
04:34Not another
04:35Trashy romance novel
04:38Honey, when you ain't got it
04:40You read about it
04:43Can I borrow it
04:44When you're through?
04:48Good evening, ladies
04:49How you doing?
04:50Hi, baby
04:51How's your new partner?
04:52Not bad
04:53Not bad at all
04:54Our first call
04:55Is on a liquor store holdup
04:57Vanessa tackles the guy
04:58And holds him down
04:59While I cuff him
05:00So women cops are okay, huh?
05:03Well, I have to admit
05:04I think she's gonna work out
05:05Just fine
05:06Honey, where's my bowling shirt?
05:08Oh, it's hanging in the laundry room
05:09Not only is Vanessa a good cop
05:11But she's a weightlifter
05:13And she bowls
05:14Just like one of the guys
05:16Oh, yeah
05:17And she's taking Bert's place
05:18On the bowling team
05:19She'll be here to pick me up
05:20In a few minutes
05:22Boy, Carl sure has changed his mind
05:24About Vanessa
05:24Yeah
05:25She sounds like RoboCop
05:34Hi, I'm Vanessa Greer
05:36Carl's new partner
05:41This is the Winslow house, isn't it?
05:43Oh, yes, yes
05:44Come on in
05:45I'm Harriet
05:46Oh, of course
05:47Happy to meet you
05:48Yeah, Carl talked about you all day
05:49Oh, this is my sister Rachel
05:52And Carl's mother
05:53Wow
05:56Vanessa, right on time
05:57I love a prom partner
05:59Did you meet everybody?
06:00Oh, yeah, we met
06:02Well, let's go
06:03Yeah, because I'm feeling hot tonight
06:06Yeah, me too
06:07Woo, woo, woo
06:09Strike force
06:10Well, I hope to see you all again soon
06:16Well, she seems very nice
06:19Uh-huh
06:22I mean, it's good to see Carl
06:24And she getting along so well
06:25Uh-huh
06:28That woman is gorgeous
06:30Plenty of upper body strength
06:35Really?
06:36I didn't notice
06:40Uh-huh
06:53Great breakfast, Mom
06:54Thanks, sweetie
06:56See you after my piano lesson
06:58Hey, it's your turn to clean up
07:00I cleaned up last time
07:03No, you didn't
07:05Okay
07:06I'll flip you for it
07:07Heads, you clean up
07:09Tails, I don't
07:12Wait a minute
07:15Okay
07:20Heads, you clean up
07:21See ya
07:27Man
07:28I always lose the coin toss
07:34What a beautiful day
07:41Morning, baby
07:42I fixed your favorite
07:44Blueberry pancakes
07:45Oh, thank you, honey
07:46But I'm trying to cut down
07:48I just have a little coffee
07:49No cream, no sugar
07:51What you all spiffed up for?
07:54Nothing, Mama
07:55Just a routine steak out
07:57Sitting in a car for 12 hours
07:58Drinking cold coffee
08:02When you used to go on
08:03Stakeouts with Burton
08:04You always wore your
08:05Gumby t-shirt
08:06And old blue jeans
08:09Well
08:10Vanessa has made me realize
08:12That a police officer
08:13Should always look
08:13His or her best
08:14Well, I'm sure
08:15Vanessa always looks
08:16Her or his best
08:19Yeah
08:19And she's such good company, too
08:21We have so much in common
08:24Like what?
08:26Well
08:27We're both into physical fitness
08:31Do the other cops like her, too?
08:32Oh, they love her
08:33She's a great asset to the force
08:34Oh, we noticed her assets
08:36The minute she walked in
08:39Now, Rachel
08:40That was a sexist remark
08:42Now, just because a woman
08:44Happens to be good-looking
08:45Does not mean that she can't be
08:46An outstanding police officer
08:48So
08:49You notice she's good-looking
08:53But, Mama
08:53I'm a police officer
08:54We're trained to notice everything
08:59Quit it, you two
09:00I'm happy that Carl
09:02Has such a good working relationship
09:03With his partner
09:04Oh, thank you, honey
09:07Vanessa and I
09:08Are just two cops
09:09Doing our job
09:10When I look at her
09:11All I see
09:12Is a uniform
09:13The way I feel about Vanessa
09:15Is strictly professional
09:16Do these pinstripes
09:17Make me look thinner?
09:23Yeah
09:23I can hardly see you
09:28Thanks
09:28Bye
09:40Just because Carl
09:41Is going to be spending
09:42All that time
09:43In a parked car
09:44With that gorgeous
09:45Younger woman
09:46No reason for you to worry
09:49I'm not worried
09:50Of course not
09:51Why should you be?
09:53I mean, for any normal man
09:54This would be
09:54An incredible temptation
09:56Fortunately
09:57We talking about Carl
10:00Thank goodness
10:01There were no cops
10:02Like Vanessa
10:03When my Sam
10:04Was on the force
10:04Mother Winslow
10:06I trust Carl
10:08Sure you do, sugar
10:09I trusted my Sam
10:11He was a good man
10:12Carl's a good man
10:13But we don't know
10:15Anything about Vanessa
10:18She may be
10:20A sex-crazed vixen
10:28Straight up now
10:29Tell me
10:29Do you really want to lie
10:30To keep forever
10:32Oh, oh, oh
10:33When my car
10:34In a hit
10:45Why is Eddie staring
10:46At the TV
10:47It's off
10:48I turned it off
10:50For his own good
10:53He was watching
10:54Another Paula I Do video
10:56Yeah
10:57That girl can really move
11:00I remember when I could move
11:02Like her
11:03Now I just read
11:09Eddie
11:12I give him one more minute
11:13Then I'm holding him down
11:19Ooh
11:21I didn't know Rachel
11:22Had such exotic tastes
11:24She doesn't
11:25That's mine
11:30So
11:31Carl not home yet
11:33He's still on that steak out
11:35Out all night
11:36Five nights in a row
11:38Four nights
11:39And he's working
11:40Of course he is
11:41Don't worry about a thing
11:44I'm not worried
11:45Carl doesn't need to go out
11:46Looking for love
11:47He has plenty at home
11:50Harriet
11:51We all know
11:53How much Carl loves you
11:54But putting any man
11:56Next to Vanessa
11:56Is like putting a kid
11:57In a candy shop
11:58And we know
11:59How much Carl
12:00Loves candy
12:03Okay, that's it
12:04Enough is enough
12:05I trust Carl
12:06He's out working
12:07Not out with some bimbo
12:09In a sleazy motel
12:14Looks like a key
12:19Looks like a motel key
12:23Room three
12:25Louie's love grotto
12:39Louie's love grotto
12:41There's got to be
12:42Some reasonable explanation
12:43For Carl having this key
12:44Sure there is
12:45Maybe they're not his pants
12:48There's a Twinkie
12:49In the pocket
12:51So much for that, Terry
12:54Well, maybe it has
12:55Something to do
12:55With his stakeout
12:56Oh, Harriet
12:57They're supposed to be
12:58Staked out in a car
12:59Not a motel
13:00A car, a motel
13:01What's the difference?
13:02A vibrating bed
13:08Look, Carl's a good husband
13:09He's never given me
13:10Any reason to doubt him
13:12And even if he is
13:13At Louie's love grotto
13:14With Vanessa
13:14I'm sure there's
13:16Nothing going on
13:18Ask about our hourly rates
13:22I'm going down there
13:23To prove it
13:40Jim
13:42What?
13:43Not again
13:45Well, maybe Jim
13:46Isn't your game
13:47How about a little goldfish?
13:49Great
13:51Carl
13:52I want you to know something
13:56I wasn't thrilled
13:57With the idea
13:58Of having a male partner
13:59Because I'm always
14:01Getting hassled
14:02Or hit on
14:04But with you
14:05I feel comfortable
14:14Yo
14:15Oh
14:15Hiya, Phil
14:17No, no sign of him yet
14:18Huh?
14:20Oh, okay
14:21Phil says your microphone
14:22Keeps cutting in and out
14:24Phil, can you hear me?
14:28Phil, are you in there?
14:32Must have come loose
14:36Here, better take a look
14:38Uh, yeah, right
14:43Hold on
14:54Okay
14:55Alright, now let's
14:56Let's go over the plan
14:57We get the diamonds
14:59I check them out
15:00And then I give the signal
15:01They look real to me
15:03Oops
15:09Okay, Phil
15:10Uh, just make sure
15:11When you hear the signal
15:12You're coming here fast
15:13Okay
15:14Uh, Phil says
15:15We're coming in loud and clear
15:16Okay, see ya
15:18Do me a favor
15:19Loop this through
15:20So I'll stay quick
15:21Oh, sure
15:22Okay
15:27They're here
15:27Oh, wait a minute
15:28My twist defense is caught
15:29And you'll crush your heart
15:32Carl
15:34Harriet
15:36Wow
15:38What are you doing here?
15:39What are we doing here?
15:41What are you doing here?
15:42Well, we're working
15:44Oh, that's a new name for it
15:47Would you stay out of this?
15:50Carl, how could you?
15:51For 20 years
15:52I've given you all my love and trust
15:54And this is how you repay me?
15:55By sneaking off to Louis' love grotto
15:57With this
15:58This
15:58Cheap
15:59Floozy
16:02Cheap
16:03Floozy
16:04Who are you calling cheap?
16:07Wait a minute
16:07Harriet, we are on stakeout
16:09Just like I told you
16:10Oh, I guess you just forgot
16:12To mention the motel part
16:13Well, we were on stakeout
16:14That was phase one
16:15This is phase two
16:16What's phase three?
16:17I think that's the part
16:18We came in on
16:21Look
16:22My hand just got stuck
16:24Fixing Vanessa's microphone
16:25She's wired to tape to buy
16:29Look
16:31Here's the money
16:32We're gonna use
16:33To buy the stolen jewelry
16:34Some very bad guys
16:36Are gonna be here
16:36In any minute
16:39Oops
16:42Boy, Harriet
16:43When you are wrong
16:43You are really wrong
16:48Seems to me
16:49I had a little help
16:50Look
16:50I don't care
16:51Whose fault it is
16:52You two are in danger
16:53And I want you
16:53Out of here now
16:55They're here
16:56Get in the bathroom
16:57And don't make a sound
16:57Rachel, come on
16:58Get in the bathroom
17:12My mom
17:12Carl
17:14Oh, that's Winslow
17:15Carl, what's your mother doing?
17:17Hush, hussy
17:21Have you lost your mind?
17:24Harry's on her way down here now
17:26When I think of that poor trusting woman
17:28And your three innocent children
17:30Oh, are your kids coming too?
17:32Homewrecker
17:36Mother Winslow
17:37Hurry
17:38Rachel
17:39You should see the size of that hot tub
17:41You could fit a whole football team in there
17:47Carl Winslow, you go straight home
17:49You are grounded for the rest of your life
17:54Mama
17:55Vanessa and I are in the middle of a stain
17:58Now, would you all please just leave right now
18:00I want you out of here right now
18:02And, and, uh
18:04Don't, don't, don't
18:05And don't come back until you bring me all the money you owe me
18:07I don't care how you get it
18:09Nobody's going anywhere
18:11Uh, hey, baby
18:12It's Jake in high top
18:13Right on time
18:15Hey, big man
18:17Nice suit
18:19Pinstripes make you look thinner
18:22Hey, mama, what's happening?
18:23I am not your mama, sonny
18:25I'm his mama
18:26That's cool, baby
18:31Who is this?
18:34You're one fine-looking lady
18:37I'll work out
18:41Me too
18:42Uh, well, my girls were just leaving
18:44Yeah, we'll go
18:45It's been nice, though, bye
18:46Nobody's leaving
18:48Or we could just hang around
18:51Hey, hey, look
18:52They cool, okay
18:53Let's just make the trade
18:54You got the cash
18:55We got the stash
19:04Wow, what did you guys do?
19:06Rob a jewelry store?
19:07Get over here
19:11Ooh, this is fresh
19:13There's some beautiful merchandise
19:14Yeah
19:16Where'd you get them?
19:17Lakeshore Drive, baby
19:18Nothing but the best
19:20So we got a deal?
19:22Oh, yeah
19:24They look real to me
19:27Trust me, they real
19:30They look real to me, too
19:34What's going on here?
19:36Oh, no, no, no, no
19:37I mean, you know
19:37Because, uh, because, uh
19:39They, they, they really look real
19:41To me
19:43Really
19:44Something's wrong
19:44Let's get out of here
19:46You're under arrest
19:47It's a bust
19:47Wait, wait
19:51Get off
19:53Get off
19:54Get off
19:55Get off
19:55Get out of here
19:56Get off
20:07Nice move, Mama
20:08You should have known me
20:10When I had two good hips
20:22You two should have seen
20:24Your grandmother
20:24She was great
20:27Wow
20:27Well, I guess Daddy Vanessa
20:29Was lucky you came along, Grandma
20:30Your Grandpa Sam
20:33Taught me that jujitsu move
20:34It works every time
20:37Show us how you did it, Grandma
20:39You can demonstrate on Eddie
20:41No way
20:43Kids go to bed
20:45But Mama wanted to wait up
20:46Until Dad came home
20:47If I have to tell you one more time
20:48I'm gonna stick your grandma on you
20:51I'm outta here
20:53What happened tonight
20:54Would make a great novel
20:57You could call it
20:58Kung Fu Mama
21:01Well, you two stop it
21:02This is serious
21:04We made total fools of ourselves
21:06Speak for yourself
21:07I'm up for a commendation
21:10We almost blew the whole operation
21:12Somebody could've gotten hurt
21:13Plus, we really embarrassed Carl
21:16Oh, Harriet
21:17Don't be so hard on yourself
21:18So your insane jealousy
21:20Clouded your good judgment
21:21And drove you to an act of desperation
21:25I'm sure Carl will forgive you
21:28Eventually
21:30Oh, sure he will
21:31In the future, Harriet
21:33Try to have a little more faith
21:35In my car
21:36And don't be so quick
21:38To jump to conclusions
21:39I didn't jump
21:40I was pushed
21:44Maybe I did
21:45Fan the flames a little
21:46Guess I've been reading
21:47Too many of those
21:48Trashy romance novels
21:51Why don't you two go to bed?
21:53I'm two wired to sleep
21:56Me too
21:58Let's ring some dumbbells
21:59And run
22:06Well
22:08We finally got them booked
22:09And get this
22:12The one that Mama flipped
22:13Is claiming police brutality
22:18Carl, listen
22:19I can't tell you how sorry I am
22:21I mean, I feel terrible
22:22That I doubted you
22:24Well
22:26To tell you the truth
22:28I'm kind of flattered
22:30I mean
22:31For you to be jealous
22:32After all these years
22:34Kind of does something good
22:35To the old ego
22:37No, I really am sorry
22:39I mean, I was fine
22:40Until I saw the key
22:42And then I lost it
22:46Harriet
22:47Don't you know that you
22:48Are the only woman
22:49In the world for me?
22:55I love you
22:56I love you too
22:58I just wish there was something
23:00I could do to make it up to you
23:02Ah, well
23:04There's always
23:06Louie's love grotto
23:08We have the room
23:09Till tomorrow noon
23:15I'll race you to the hot tub
23:41I love you too
23:43Who volunteer
23:49Out the
23:50I love you too
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