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00:04How much will it hurt?
00:07It's just a tiny skin sample. You saw me do it to myself.
00:10On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is a pebble in your shoe,
00:14and 10 is the monkey you thought was your pet biting your face off.
00:19A 2.
00:20Eating a whole Altoid?
00:24Sheldon, if I'm going to synthesize a neural network from our skin cells,
00:27I need to harvest them.
00:28Now, I've done this dozens of times, but if you're too scared, you don't have to.
00:33No, this is for science. I can be brave for science.
00:40Oh, Jiminy, that's cold!
00:42Just think how happy you'll be in a few weeks
00:44when I've converted our skin cells into functional brain cells.
00:48All right. Just warn me before you do it.
00:51Okay.
00:533,
00:552, and we're done.
00:59You tricked me.
01:01You didn't say 1.
01:02It didn't hurt, did it?
01:04No.
01:05But 3, 2, and we're done is incomplete.
01:07You know those things bother me.
01:09It's like hearing da-da-da-da-da-da without yelling...
01:11Okay, fine.
01:121.
01:15Now yell charge, and we can get out of here.
01:17Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
01:21that nearly 14 million years ago
01:23expansion started way...
01:25The earth began to cool,
01:26the autotrophs began to drool,
01:28the and with all's developed tools,
01:29we built a wall,
01:30we built a pyramid,
01:31math, science, history,
01:33unraveling the mystery,
01:34the ball started with a big bang.
01:36Hey!
01:46Oh, my God.
01:48I just caught it.
01:49Fun onions.
01:51Fun-ions?
01:56Hold on.
01:58Is that a wobble?
02:00Yes.
02:01That's definitely a gravitational wobble.
02:04Uh, sorry.
02:05I could come back.
02:06Oh, no, it's okay.
02:07I just found a wobble.
02:08Oh, do I need a mop?
02:11It's a gravitational wobble.
02:13It could be a sign of an extra solar planet
02:15that may contain life
02:16and someday be named after me.
02:18Oh.
02:19Well, if it has life,
02:20maybe it already has a name, eh?
02:22Yeah, but it's probably difficult to pronounce.
02:24What is your name?
02:25Rajesh Ramayana Kutrapali.
02:29You think it would be more difficult than that?
02:32Good point.
02:34And you are?
02:35Oh, uh...
02:36Isabella Maria Concepcion.
02:37Oh.
02:38Well, nice to meet you.
02:39Nice to meet you, too.
02:41You know, I have to say,
02:42based on the candy wrappers
02:43and the bags of junk food
02:44I see in this trash,
02:45I thought the person working here
02:47was ten years old.
02:49Oh, please.
02:50Show me a ten-year-old
02:50who knows to dip Tootsie Rolls in Nutella.
02:54Bueno, um,
02:55I'm just going to empty
02:56your waste paper basket
02:57and then I'll get out of your way.
02:58Oh, please, allow me.
03:02That's a lot of empty calories.
03:07You're welcome.
03:11Okay, uh...
03:13Okay.
03:13I have to go.
03:15Good luck with your, um...
03:17space exploration.
03:19Good luck with your...
03:21future endeavors.
03:27Did it work?
03:28Are they brain cells yet?
03:29If you give me a minute,
03:31I'll tell you.
03:31Oh, just let me look.
03:34Oh, my goodness.
03:36I see quivering black lines.
03:38Those must be neurons.
03:40Oh, they're so thick and beautiful.
03:42Those are your eyelashes.
03:44Move.
03:48Well, Sheldon,
03:49I see astrocytes.
03:52Our combined skin cells
03:54are now a primitive neural network.
03:58I have such a profound
04:01sense of creation.
04:02It's like when I hatch sea monkeys.
04:05This is from my DNA,
04:07so this is, like,
04:08me monkeys.
04:11These cells come from both of us.
04:13Yeah, but us monkeys doesn't pop.
04:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait.
04:18We monkeys.
04:18There you go.
04:20Hey, when can we start
04:21running tests on it?
04:22No reason we can't start right now.
04:24What stimulus should we introduce it to first?
04:26A light, sound, temperature?
04:28Oh, oh, let's expose it to images
04:30of me and you
04:31and see who it likes better.
04:34Sheldon, this is a rudimentary
04:35collection of neurons.
04:36I mean, it's remarkable,
04:37but it's still limited
04:38in what it can do.
04:39I understand.
04:40She's the mean one.
04:41and I'm the fun one.
04:46Huh.
04:47They screwed up
04:47and gave us steamed broccoli.
04:49Oh, no, that's mine.
04:50Really?
04:51Last green thing I saw you eat
04:52was a Skittle.
04:55Well, I can't eat, like,
04:56a ten-year-old all the time.
04:57You're dating somebody.
04:58Who is it?
05:00What?
05:00What are you talking about?
05:01You only watch what you eat
05:02when you're afraid
05:03you might have to
05:04take your shirt off.
05:06She's right.
05:07As long as I've known you,
05:08you've always been
05:09self-conscious
05:10about your cleavage.
05:12It's because you keep
05:13trying to stick pencils in it.
05:17All right, fine.
05:18Don't tell us.
05:19There's nothing to tell.
05:21All right.
05:27How's that broccoli?
05:28It's gross,
05:29but I have to eat it
05:30because I met somebody.
05:30Bam!
05:32What's her name?
05:33Isabella.
05:34Oh.
05:35Did you meet her at work?
05:37Yes.
05:38In the telescope room.
05:39So she's an astronomer?
05:42Yes.
05:44Which is why
05:44she was in the telescope room.
05:46Yes, this is all making sense.
05:48Well, that's great, Raj.
05:49You must have so much in common.
05:51Mm-hmm.
05:52So when do we meet her?
05:53No, no.
05:54This is brand new.
05:55We haven't even been
05:56on a proper date yet.
05:57Okay.
05:58Well, good luck with it.
06:01How come you never eat broccoli?
06:04I'm married.
06:05I don't have to be attractive.
06:11Yeah, most people don't realize
06:13this technique has actually been around
06:14for a few years.
06:15Still, I can't believe
06:16you can turn ordinary skin cells
06:18into functioning brain cells.
06:20Well, I turned this one
06:21into a functioning boyfriend,
06:22so sky's the limit.
06:25Look, look.
06:26Here I am,
06:28standing next to the incubator.
06:30And here is a microscopic view
06:33of the cells.
06:35Look at that.
06:36Put him in a tiny flash T-shirt
06:38and it's you.
06:40This little guy
06:41can already recognize
06:43electronically transmitted images
06:4420% faster than any other sample
06:47in Amy's lab.
06:48I'm running out of ways
06:50to act excited.
06:53So, enough about us.
06:54How are things going with you?
06:56Great.
06:57The doctor said the baby's head
06:58is facing down now.
06:59Good.
07:00You know, in case the exit
07:01isn't clearly marked.
07:03Yeah, I have to say,
07:05it is nice to share
07:07this experience
07:07with someone who's
07:08on the same journey.
07:11Although,
07:12right now,
07:13ours is testing off the charts
07:14while yours is floating around
07:16in its own waste.
07:19Are you actually comparing
07:21my human baby
07:22to your brain in a bowl?
07:25Well, I didn't make you
07:27waddle up four flights of stairs
07:28for the heck of it.
07:30You do realize
07:31my baby has functioning organs
07:33and can recognize voices.
07:35Yeah, but ours
07:36can recognize
07:37a specific data stream
07:38among background noise.
07:41Mine has a fully developed
07:42immune system.
07:43Ours doesn't need
07:44an immune system
07:45because it lives
07:46in a state-of-the-art
07:46German incubator.
07:48Sheldon, that's enough.
07:50Oh, you know, fine.
07:51Let's just agree
07:52that both creations
07:53are special in their own way
07:54and it is foolish
07:55to try and compare them.
07:57Although, we didn't need
07:58to have sex with Howard
07:58for ours, so we win.
08:04This is fun!
08:08Hey, I've never cleaned
08:09a toilet before.
08:11You're kidding.
08:12No, I grew up
08:13with a house full of servants
08:14and now I have a cleaning lady
08:15who is a lovely woman
08:17who I have great respect for.
08:20It's okay.
08:21You're allowed
08:21to have a cleaning lady.
08:23Oh, good,
08:23because she also walks my dog,
08:25buys my groceries
08:25and cuts my hair.
08:27I think that's called
08:29a mommy.
08:31Uh, so forgive me.
08:34Forgive me for being nosy,
08:36but is there a wedding ring
08:37under those pretty rubber gloves?
08:39Oh, no.
08:42Not for many years.
08:43Oh, so you are unencumbered.
08:45Just me and my son.
08:47I love kids.
08:48How old is he?
08:49Nineteen.
08:52That's a cute age.
08:54They can do so many things.
08:58He's studying to be a lawyer
09:00at UCLA.
09:01That's wonderful.
09:02A lawyer.
09:03My sister's a lawyer.
09:04Look at that.
09:05We have something in common.
09:07Yeah, I guess we do.
09:09Maybe there are other things
09:10we have in common.
09:12Come dinner time,
09:13do you enjoy eating food?
09:17I think you're very sweet,
09:20but I work two jobs
09:22and I don't have time
09:23for dating.
09:24Yeah, sure.
09:25I understand.
09:25Yeah, I'm very busy, too.
09:27Oh, please,
09:28don't take it personal.
09:28I think you're a very nice man.
09:31I think you're very nice as well.
09:34Thank you for helping me.
09:36Good night, Rajesh.
09:38Oh, yeah.
09:38Oh, okay.
09:39Uh, good night.
09:47I don't know.
09:48Maybe it's the fumes
09:49from the urinal cakes,
09:51but I feel like
09:52something is happening
09:53between us.
09:55Good night, Rajesh.
09:58Okay, I'll leave,
09:59but just know
10:00every time I come in here,
10:01I'll be thinking of you.
10:09Would you look at that?
10:11The image we gave it
10:12was 45% white noise,
10:14and it still managed
10:14to reconstruct it.
10:15I've never seen results
10:17like this before.
10:17No, we need to stop
10:18for magnets on the way home.
10:20This is going right on the fridge.
10:22Aren't you glad
10:23you participated in this?
10:24Oh, I am.
10:25And you realize
10:26what the next step is.
10:28Set up a second culture
10:29and try to replicate
10:30our results.
10:32Uh, no.
10:33We lock that door,
10:35lower our underpants
10:35a little,
10:36and make a baby.
10:37Oh, no.
10:38Oh, no.
10:38Oh, no.
10:39Oh, no.
10:40Oh, no.
10:41Oh, no.
10:41Oh, no.
10:42Oh, no.
10:47Make a baby?
10:48What are you talking about?
10:50Clearly, the combination
10:51of our DNA
10:52is exceptional.
10:53Our child
10:54could be the next step
10:55in the evolution
10:56of mankind.
10:57We'll be able
10:58to get into
10:58any preschool we want.
11:00Mr. Sheldon,
11:01I'm not ready
11:02to have a baby.
11:03Oh, yes, you are.
11:04I track your cycle.
11:06For the next 36 hours,
11:08you're as fertile
11:08as a manure-covered wheat field.
11:13Wow, I can actually
11:15feel the egg
11:16crawling its way back up.
11:19I don't understand.
11:21I thought you'd be thrilled
11:22to procreate with me.
11:24Not right now.
11:25Oh, I see
11:26what's happening here.
11:27You're playing hard to get.
11:31I'm not playing anything.
11:33We're not making
11:33a baby today.
11:35Very well.
11:40Oops, how clumsy of me.
11:41You know what?
11:42Let me get that.
11:55Where are you going?
11:56I...
11:57Did you even look
11:58at my bottom?
12:05Welcome.
12:08What is this?
12:10Oh, well, you said
12:11you didn't have time
12:11to go out for dinner,
12:12so I thought we could
12:13have one right here.
12:15Oh, Rajesh.
12:16Oh, come on.
12:16We're in the telescope room.
12:18It'll be like
12:18dining under the stars.
12:20You see this double zero?
12:22When it says zero one,
12:23that means it's twinkling.
12:32Sometimes it takes a while.
12:35Rajesh, this is so sweet,
12:37but you know I'm working.
12:38That's why I already
12:39cleaned up in here
12:40and all the other rooms
12:41in the hall.
12:46Well, I suppose
12:46that gives me a little time.
12:48Oh, please sit.
12:49I tried to cook you
12:51a meal from your homeland.
12:53Oh, really?
12:54You made Cuban food?
12:57That depends.
12:58Do they have Mexican food
12:59in Cuba?
13:04Now, when he said
13:05make a baby,
13:06is it possible
13:07he meant out of Legos?
13:10No, he was explicit.
13:12Needlessly
13:13and freakishly explicit.
13:16Why does he need a baby?
13:18He's already hairless
13:19and smells like talcum powder.
13:23Could you two really have
13:24some sort of
13:25super intelligent child?
13:26Well, there is
13:27a genetic component,
13:28but that doesn't
13:29guarantee anything.
13:30That's true.
13:31Sheldon's father
13:31once picked a fight
13:32with a cactus.
13:34Yeah, but that's just
13:35his earth parrots.
13:36We don't know anything
13:37about the ones
13:37that sent him here.
13:41Well, we know
13:42they were smart enough
13:43to send him away.
13:45Hey, you're talking
13:46about the person
13:47I love
13:48and have been avoiding
13:49for the past three hours.
13:52Aw, man!
13:56Ooh, Sheldon's
13:57gonna get some.
13:59Well, have fun
14:01with whatever nightmare
14:02is behind door number two.
14:03Oh!
14:05Oh!
14:07Oh!
14:07Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:10Oh!
14:21Well, hello.
14:25Hello.
14:27Would you care
14:28for a brandy?
14:29I don't think so.
14:30Good choice.
14:31It's disgusting.
14:34Sheldon,
14:35please stop
14:36trying to seduce me.
14:37Who's trying
14:38to seduce you?
14:39After a long day,
14:40I always turn on
14:41smooth jazz
14:42and spray deer musk
14:44on my inner thighs.
14:49Thought it smelled
14:50like a petting zoo
14:50in here.
14:53Anything you'd like
14:54to pet?
14:55No, no, no.
14:55Not my hair.
14:56There's a lot
14:56of goop in it.
14:59Okay, I've had enough.
15:01You, what?
15:02Amy, come back.
15:03I don't know
15:04how to open the oysters.
15:08So, um,
15:09what surprised you
15:10the most
15:11when you first
15:12came to America?
15:13Well,
15:14I suppose
15:15how much people
15:15care about
15:16Oprah's favorite things.
15:19I thought that, too.
15:20But then I got
15:21my first waffle maker
15:22and never questioned
15:22her again.
15:25You know,
15:26I do have some time
15:27off this Sunday.
15:28If you like it.
15:29Hey, I saw your car.
15:30Oh, sorry.
15:32Am I interrupting?
15:33It's okay.
15:34I should keep
15:35back to work.
15:35Hi.
15:36Howard Wolowitz.
15:37Oh, Isabella Concepcion?
15:39Oh, yeah.
15:39The astronomer.
15:41Raj told us about you.
15:43Hey, free toilet paper!
15:49You told him
15:49I was an astronomer?
15:51Uh.
15:52I understand.
15:53Time to go.
15:54No, but please don't.
15:55It's okay, Rajesh.
15:56I'm a grown woman.
15:57I don't have to waste
15:58my time with someone
15:58who's embarrassed by me.
16:04I can keep this, right?
16:06Isabella!
16:08Isabella, wait, wait.
16:09Let me explain.
16:10If you are embarrassed
16:11by what I do,
16:12why did you pursue me?
16:13I'm sorry.
16:15Honestly,
16:15I didn't think
16:16your job would bother me,
16:17but I guess it did,
16:18and I hate myself for that.
16:20But there's a lot of things
16:21about me
16:22that would totally embarrass you.
16:24I doubt that.
16:25Well, prepare to be modified.
16:28I let my dog
16:29eat food out of my mouth
16:30not because she likes it,
16:31but because I do.
16:33Also, I know they're pretty,
16:34but I'm scared of butterflies.
16:37Sorry,
16:38just passing through.
16:39I think this fell off your cart.
16:44Come on.
16:44What do you say?
16:46Let me make it up to you.
16:48You're very persistent.
16:49It's my one move.
16:53Okay.
16:54This Sunday night,
16:55you may take me to dinner
16:56at a nice restaurant.
16:59Great.
16:59Where would you like to go?
17:01Your choice.
17:02It can be Pakistani food
17:03if you like.
17:04Oh, excuse me,
17:05but I'm Indian.
17:06And now you know
17:06how it feels.
17:15So, were you turned on
17:16even a little bit?
17:18It was like being hit on
17:19by Rat Pack Pee Wee Herman.
17:24I'm sorry.
17:25Is that a yes?
17:26No!
17:28Amy,
17:30I didn't want it
17:31to come to this,
17:32but you have left me
17:33no choice
17:34but to employ
17:35the most passionate,
17:36seductive dance
17:37known to man.
17:41The flamenco.
17:59For God's sake,
18:00you're ridiculous.
18:06Well, you guys
18:06are aroused, right?
18:11I was a close one.
18:27I was a close one.
18:37I was a close one.
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