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00:03I'm glad to see you made it safely. How's your hotel?
00:07It's not the best Best Western I've been to, but I'd say it's the third best Best Western I've been
00:14to.
00:15I know how you feel. The Best Buy by my house is only the third best Best Buy.
00:21They have the Best Buys, but having the Best Buys isn't the only thing that makes the Best Buy the
00:26Best Best Buy.
00:29What makes a Best Best Buy the Best Best Buy?
00:33Hmm, that's a great question. I like when they're next to a Chipotle.
00:38Okay, well, I should unpack.
00:41Alright, enjoy the Neurobiology Conference.
00:43I will. I wish you were here.
00:47At a Neurobiology Conference? What a mean thing to say.
00:53Okay, I'm glad you're not here.
00:56Aw, you always know just what to say after I tell you what to say.
01:01Goodbye, Sheldon.
01:03Bye.
01:04Oh, good news, gentlemen. Amy's at a conference this weekend, which means I'm available to be entertained.
01:11As today's youth might put it, who wants to get their Sheldon?
01:17Bernie and I are getting the house ready for the remodel.
01:19Could always use an extra pair of hands.
01:21That sounds awful, Raj.
01:23Uh, I've got time booked in the telescope room all weekend, scanning for rogue planets.
01:28You're more than welcome to join me.
01:29That's the one to beat, Leonard.
01:31Oh, if anything, I'm trying to get my Sheld off.
01:34Well, it looks like we have a winner. Congratulations.
01:37Well, I should warn you, it's just looking at data for hours and hours on a computer screen.
01:42Stop selling it, kid. You won.
01:45Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state.
01:49The nearly 14 million years ago expansion started waiting.
01:53The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool.
01:56Neanderthals developed tools, we built the wall.
01:58We built the pyramids.
01:59Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery.
02:02It all started with a big bang.
02:04Hey!
02:12Hello.
02:13How was your day?
02:14Uh, not good.
02:15I still couldn't get in to see Dr. Gallo.
02:18A doctor?
02:21Well, I hope you're not contagious.
02:22I've got a weekend in the telescope room I've been excited about for almost three minutes.
02:28I'm not sick, it's for work.
02:30There's this doctor who refuses to see any sales reps.
02:32I'm trying to get in for months.
02:34Try wearing the shirt I said was inappropriate for work.
02:37Well, the doctor's a woman, but yes, because you never know.
02:43What kind of doctor is she?
02:44Um, a psychiatrist. Why?
02:46Well, what if you make an appointment as a patient?
02:49Then you'll get to talk to her.
02:50Yeah, they already know I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep.
02:53Oh, what if Leonard made an appointment and tried to lay some groundwork for you?
02:57That's interesting.
02:58Well, I'm not going to make a fake appointment with a psychiatrist.
03:01What would I say is wrong with me?
03:02Low self-esteem.
03:03Social anxiety.
03:03Sexual insecurity.
03:07None of that is true.
03:09Denial?
03:09See, sweetie, the list goes on and on.
03:12This is crazy.
03:13How would my going in there even help you?
03:15I don't know.
03:15You could talk to her.
03:16Maybe if it comes up, you could ask if she's heard about the drug.
03:19What if I get caught?
03:20Fear of failure.
03:21Lack of confidence.
03:21Kind of a wuss.
03:25Fine.
03:26I'll do it.
03:26But not because of them.
03:28Because I love you.
03:29Pushover.
03:30Spineless.
03:30Still hasn't bought milk even though I told them two days ago.
03:38That was incredible.
03:40It was.
03:41Guys.
03:42I just wish Stewart wasn't around so he didn't have to be so quiet.
03:46I know.
03:47It's not like he returns the favor when he watches his Japanese porn cartoons.
03:54You guys got a minute or are you still coddling?
03:59What is it, Stewart?
04:00Can I come in?
04:02Hang on.
04:04Should I send him away?
04:05No, it's okay.
04:06Thanks, Bernie.
04:11What's up?
04:13Well, I know the remodel is coming up so I thought I'd make it easy on you guys and find
04:18my own place.
04:20Wow.
04:21I thought I was done getting lucky tonight.
04:24So when are you thinking of moving?
04:26Actually, I already found an apartment, so in a couple of days.
04:30Oh.
04:31Okay.
04:33Sorry to see you go.
04:36Okay.
04:37Well, thank you guys for everything.
04:39I really appreciate it.
04:41You're very welcome.
04:45Hm.
04:47What?
04:48I just have never been in this room while you're awake.
05:12I just have never been in this room while you're awake.
05:21How about now?
05:24Now I'm making sure the telescope's camera's white field balanced and wishing you had a coloring book.
05:30Well, I can be helpful, give me something to do.
05:33You know, my father took me to work once, and in ten minutes I figured out who'd been stealing from
05:37the cash register.
05:38It was my father.
05:41Now, Dad lost his job, but Mr. Hinckley gave me a fudgesicle.
05:46Fine.
05:47You want something to do?
05:48There's about six months of data on this hard drive.
05:51Why don't you go through it and see if you can spot any patterns or anomalies?
05:54Yep.
05:54I'm on it.
05:56Yeah, look at that.
05:56An Indian guy outsourcing a computer job to a white fella.
06:02Yeah, whatever it takes to keep you busy for a few hours.
06:06Found one.
06:08No, you didn't.
06:09There are millions of data points there.
06:12But look, an optical transient.
06:15Yeah, maybe that is something. How did you find that?
06:17It wasn't difficult.
06:18You know how when you see prime numbers they appear red, but when they're twin primes they're pink and smell
06:24like gasoline?
06:27No.
06:28Huh.
06:29I guess I'm a special boy.
06:32You know, sometimes when a boy is special, he gets a fudgesicle.
06:36Which, by the way, tastes like the speed of light.
06:42Thank you for seeing me on such short notice.
06:44It's my pleasure.
06:46I'm curious.
06:47Are you related to Dr. Beverly Hofstetter?
06:50She's my mother.
06:51Do you know her?
06:52No, not personally, but I have read all of her books.
06:55Then you know her better than I do.
06:58No, I'm not so sure about that.
07:00But I can tell you I do not agree with her theories on child rearing at all.
07:05Really?
07:07Any chance you find them cold, cruel, and unsuitable for innocent little boys who just want to be happy?
07:13Well, I didn't want to say it.
07:14No.
07:14Say it.
07:15Sing it.
07:16Rent a plane right in the sky.
07:20Sounds like you're holding on to quite a bit of anger towards her.
07:22Oh, no.
07:23I've worked through a lot of that stuff.
07:24I'm better now.
07:25Good for you.
07:26Do you know she never let me celebrate my birthday because being born was her achievement, not mine?
07:32That's heartbreaking.
07:33Right?
07:34To this day, I send her a card every year with a little money in it.
07:41You know, once we get the house back to ourselves, we can be romantic in any room we want.
07:47Great.
07:48I can finally show you where the laundry room is.
07:53Boy, who would have thought when you asked me to move in and help take care of your mom, I'd
07:57still be here two years later.
07:59No one.
07:59Nobody thought that.
08:02Well, that's it.
08:04I guess so.
08:08This is weird.
08:10Yeah.
08:11A grown man moving into his own apartment.
08:14It's crazy time.
08:15See ya.
08:18Ignore him.
08:19He's just using humor to express how happy he is.
08:24It's okay.
08:24I know he loves me.
08:26Sure he does.
08:31Well, let us know when you're all settled in.
08:33I will.
08:34And I really can't thank you guys enough.
08:37It's your pleasure.
08:39Bye.
08:40Good luck.
08:43He's gone.
08:44Let's start in the garage.
08:56Okay, so once you receive the next image and compare it to the ones you've already collected, we'll know what
09:02it is that we found.
09:04Ooh, perhaps it's a heliosheath scintillation.
09:07It could be a trans-Neptunian object.
09:09Maybe it's a new planet.
09:11Unlikely, but it could be a dwarf planet.
09:13Eh, as long as it has a healthy gravity in all its moons, I'll be happy.
09:18Okay, the final image is coming in.
09:21And the object we discovered is...
09:23Come on, Dad.
09:24He needs a livable planet.
09:25He can rule with an iron fist.
09:29A medium-sized asteroid.
09:31That's it?
09:32How common?
09:34That's the chicken fingers on the menu of space.
09:37I kind of like chicken fingers.
09:39Yeah, me too. I was stuck for a metaphor.
09:41Come on.
09:43A medium-sized asteroid is still an interesting discovery.
09:46I suppose it could end up on a collision course with Earth and destroy life as we know it.
09:52You dream different than me.
09:56It is kind of cute.
09:58Yeah, it is. And you know we get to name it.
10:00Then we better choose a name no one can make fun of.
10:03Sir Frederick William Herschel didn't do Uranus any favors.
10:11Hi.
10:11Hey!
10:12How did it go?
10:13Great.
10:14Dr. Gallo is terrific.
10:16I've always been insecure that no one cares about what I have to say, but she made me see...
10:20Yeah, no one cares. Did she help me out or not?
10:23Okay.
10:24What I'm hearing is that you feel that I sometimes take too long to express myself and you wish I'd
10:29be more succinct.
10:30You're only hearing that because I cannot roll my eyes any louder.
10:34Alright, well, after we talked about my issues with my mother, nothing too deep, just how she ruined my life.
10:40Told her about you and your drugs, she said she'd be happy to meet you.
10:43Really?
10:44You're the best husband ever!
10:47So you'll go to the Doctor Who convention with me next week?
10:52I guess.
10:53Oh, I actually did hear your eyes roll that time.
11:00Boy, when was the last time Stuart cleaned this place?
11:03No kidding.
11:04Oh, okay, I'm about to suck something up. What do you think this object sounds like?
11:08Howie, I don't want to play Lego toenail or pill anymore.
11:13So, what do you think we should do with this room?
11:15I was thinking a home theater or a gaming room. You know, like a man cave.
11:20Why can't it be a woman cave?
11:21Well, as long as it has a home theater or a video game system and you're not allowed in it,
11:25you can call it whatever you want.
11:27I'm being serious.
11:29What do you think we should do?
11:31I don't know, maybe a home office or...
11:37Look, the teddy bear steward won the night we took him to the fair.
11:42He was so excited.
11:45Yeah, no matter how hard they tried, they could not guess his age.
11:51I'll give it to him next time I see him.
11:54Have you heard from him since he left?
11:55No.
11:56I think he would have called once he got settled in.
12:00Maybe he's busy.
12:01Well, too busy to call?
12:02He wasn't too busy to binge watch Hot in Cleveland with my Hulu password.
12:08What is happening?
12:10Are we missing him?
12:12No, that's not what his feeling is.
12:16Is it?
12:18Of course not. He drove us crazy.
12:20Like, when you were gonna make that pie and Stuart ate all the blueberries.
12:26God.
12:26And he tried to deny it, but his teeth were all purple.
12:31That was pretty cute.
12:33Yeah.
12:35Ew, we are missing him!
12:40So I was thinking, maybe we can come up with a name for the asteroid by combining our names.
12:45Oh, that's a great idea.
12:47I've got it. We'll call it Cooper.
12:50Cooper.
12:53How is that both our names?
12:56Coo from Coutherpally and Purr from Cooper.
12:59Yeah, so it's like Cooper with the K.
13:02Nah, you're right. That's dumb.
13:05Hey!
13:06No, Leonard, great news.
13:07We discovered a medium-sized asteroid together.
13:11Wow, that's amazing.
13:12I'm in a pretty great mood today myself.
13:15Okay, I guess we're gonna talk about you now.
13:17We are.
13:19Because Dr. Gallo made me realize that I'm a worthwhile person and that my feelings matter.
13:23I learned that for free from a cat poster, but good for you.
13:30Okay, back to me. I discovered an asteroid and now I get to name it.
13:33Wait, what happened to us?
13:35Wait, now this isn't about us. It's about what's best for the asteroid.
13:41What are you thinking of naming it?
13:42No, I haven't settled on anything yet.
13:43We haven't settled on anything yet.
13:45Way to go, cat poster. You hang in there.
13:50You know what would be nice? Name it after your girlfriends.
13:52Show them how much you care.
13:54That is a great idea.
13:56It's perfect. It appears romantic, but it's really just a rock in space that gets me out of Valentine's Day
14:01forever.
14:04So, what were you thinking? Combine their names?
14:07I like it. We'll take the AM from Amy and the Y from Emily.
14:15That's just Amy.
14:17Exactly. See how well we work together?
14:21And in double-blind studies, Placinex proved extremely effective in treating all kinds of anxiety.
14:27Actually, funny story. The boys in the lab were worried about getting FDA approval for Placinex.
14:31If they started taking it, stopped worrying.
14:35Got it.
14:36Do you have any questions?
14:38Just one? Mm-hmm.
14:39When you made your husband pretend to be a patient so you could get access to me, what were you
14:46thinking there?
14:48I just meant a question about the drug.
14:52Yeah, I know what you meant. Let's put that aside for a minute and talk about why you married Leonard.
14:59I don't wanna.
15:03Here's a man raised by an overbearing woman who completely dominated every aspect of his formative years.
15:09Do you think he's perpetuating that relationship by seeking out a partner like you?
15:16You know, I used to wear tank tops a lot. That was a big selling point.
15:25Hi, Sheldon. What's up?
15:27Good news. You're an asteroid.
15:32Uh, please tell me what to say next.
15:37Perhaps I should explain. While working with Kuthrapali, we discovered an asteroid and I named it after you.
15:45Oh, Sheldon, thank you. That's so romantic.
15:49But what about Rajesh? He was okay with you choosing the name?
15:53Well, it took a little negotiating, but I wore him down.
15:55Uh, we get the asteroid and if you and I have children, they all have to be named Rajesh.
16:04All of them?
16:05Even the girls.
16:09Okay, I think I know what to say now.
16:13How can I not sound like his mother when our entire bedroom is filled with Star Wars toys?
16:17I mean, have you ever had sex with a stuffed Wookiee watching you?
16:21I went to college in the 70s. It was a hairier time. I'm gonna say yes.
16:27You know, if anything, he's turning me into his mother.
16:29Before I did pharmaceutical sales, I was an actress.
16:32You know, I was pretty good.
16:33You know, girl next door, tight but hot.
16:36Doable.
16:38Hmm.
16:39And not only am I Leonard's mother, but we have this man-child living with us named Sheldon.
16:44Oh, Leonard talked a lot about him.
16:47I wasn't sure if he was real.
16:50Yeah, he's as real as the fine I get when I use too much toilet paper.
16:56Wow, you really do have a lot on your plate.
16:59I do.
17:02You know, Leonard's right. Talking to you is really helping.
17:06Oh, I'm glad.
17:07You know, you might also benefit from a prescription for anxiety.
17:11Okay, if you think it'll help.
17:13Oh, just don't make it Placinex. I do not need sudden fits of homicidal rage.
17:22I miss you.
17:23I miss you as well.
17:25I can't believe I miss Stuart.
17:27I guess I just miss when life was simpler.
17:30Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard!
17:34Remember girls, you decide what makes you happy, not your emotionally withholding mothers.
17:38Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard!
17:57I really miss this.
17:59I really miss this.
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