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00:03Hey, so I saw a movie trailer the other day.
00:05How could Batman possibly fight Superman?
00:08Isn't that dumb?
00:09Maybe he was his kryptonite.
00:11Batman's got a lot of money.
00:12Maybe he builds a suit that can do everything Superman can do.
00:15No, no, no, no, no.
00:16I've seen that movie.
00:17It's called Iron Man.
00:25What is happening?
00:28I don't know.
00:30But it's beautiful.
00:34And now Ben Affleck is Batman?
00:36Oh, he was great in Shakespeare in Love.
00:38We should watch that next Girls' Night.
00:39We could do a double feature with the Leonardo DiCaprio, Romeo and Juliet.
00:43Oh, I love me some Leo.
00:45And it's gone.
00:48Oh, hello, everyone.
00:49I am happy to report I'm feeling much better.
00:52Good for you.
00:53Yeah.
00:54My fever is gone, my sinuses are pressure-free,
00:57and my mucus is as clear as a Yosemite waterfall.
01:02Glad to hear it.
01:06I'll be able to return to work tomorrow.
01:09Yay.
01:13Why isn't everyone happy?
01:15Your little ray of sunshine is ready to beam again.
01:19You really don't know why?
01:21No.
01:21But I knew that his yay was sarcastic.
01:24It's not bad for a guy whose last bowel movement sounded like rain on a roof.
01:30Let me refresh your memory.
01:35Petty, rub Vicks on my chest.
01:38Sheldon, I cooked you breakfast.
01:40I made your bed.
01:42I checked your mouth for thrush.
01:45You can rub your own chest.
01:47Sure, grope every other man on the planet, but draw the line with me.
01:53I brought you a little care package from work.
01:56It's our latest antiviral and the best decongestant we make.
01:59I hope laughter is the best medicine, because this care package is a joke.
02:05Hey, she came all the way here.
02:12You're going to want to take these with food.
02:18Sheldon, stop being a baby and let Emily take a look at you.
02:21She's a dermatologist.
02:24I went to medical school.
02:26In that case, try removing the irritating patch of brown skin standing next to you.
02:34Here you go.
02:37Leonard, I'm dying.
02:39You're not dying.
02:40It's just the flu.
02:41I asked for chicken noodle.
02:43This is chicken and stars.
02:44It's killing me.
02:49I never did get that chicken noodle, did I?
02:53Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state that nearly 14 million years ago, expansion started.
03:00Wait.
03:01The earth began to cool.
03:02The autotropes began to drool.
03:03Meanderthals developed tools.
03:05We built a wall.
03:06We built a pyramid.
03:07Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery.
03:10It all started with a big bang.
03:12Hey!
03:20Hi, Sheldon.
03:22Hello.
03:23Are you feeling any better?
03:25Physically, yes.
03:26But I'm upset because everyone's mad at me for no good reason.
03:32Why don't you tell me what happened, and in a gentle, loving way, I'll explain to you why you're wrong.
03:39Well, you know how when you're sick, you're allowed to be cranky and say whatever you want, and other people's
03:45feelings don't matter?
03:48Ooh, gentle and loving, this is going to be tricky.
03:52I had 101 fever.
03:54If that's not a time to verbally abuse my loved ones, when is?
03:59Sheldon, when you're sick, when you're sick, you can be unbearable.
04:04And that's why your friends have been known to work late, or sneak out to the movies, or stay at
04:11a neurobiology conference three days after it's ended.
04:15You stayed in Michigan all week to avoid being around me?
04:18No, no, not just that.
04:20I mean, Detroit is beautiful when it's sleeting.
04:26You know, I'm not the only one who's unpleasant when they're sick.
04:29When Penny got food poisoning, she threw up so loudly, I could barely hear the television.
04:35Ooh, I just heard something.
04:37Might be hail, might be gunfire.
04:38Either way, I'm going to go take pictures.
04:39Bye!
04:43Hey, Stuart.
04:44Hey.
04:45Where's Sheldon?
04:46Still sick?
04:47No, he's fine.
04:48We just needed a little break.
04:49Eh, I get that.
04:51When I brought him his comics the other day, he said,
04:53Oh, great, death is literally at my door.
04:57He was being a jerk to everyone.
04:59Don't take it personally.
05:00Oh, I'm on so many antidepressants, I couldn't if I wanted to.
05:06I wish we could do more stuff without Sheldon.
05:09I wish that all the time.
05:12Usually before I blow out birthday candles.
05:16You know, Amy took some time off from him.
05:19Really improved their relationship.
05:21Oh, okay.
05:23As long as it doesn't end with us having coitus with him, I'm in.
05:28We should all take a trip or something.
05:30You know, Penny and I have been talking about taking a weekend in Vegas.
05:33Maybe we should all go.
05:35Bernie would love that.
05:36Oh, oh, maybe we could get one of those party buses to take us there.
05:39That sounds really fun.
05:40Yeah, that sounds fun.
05:41A party bus party don't stop.
05:44When I say party, you say bus.
05:46No.
05:47No.
05:47No.
05:48No.
05:48No.
05:51So, the guys and I were talking about renting a party bus and everyone going to Vegas.
05:55Oh, that could be fun.
05:57But just to be clear, you mean a party bus with booze and music, right?
06:00Not like juice boxes and video games.
06:04Yes.
06:05And Howard's birthday was a drop-off party.
06:07He didn't have to stay.
06:10Oh, I'm in.
06:11When are we going?
06:12This weekend.
06:12Oh, where are we going?
06:15Well, Vegas, but...
06:17Ugh, Atlantic City without the taffy?
06:19No, thank you.
06:21That's fine, because actually you're not invited.
06:24No, that's hurtful.
06:26Oh, Sheldon, you don't even like it there.
06:28Yeah, I can consider a place America's urinal cake and still enjoy the occasional visit.
06:34Not this time.
06:35Well, fine.
06:36Then I'll just hang out with Wolowitz.
06:38He's coming, too.
06:39Well, then Raj and I will...
06:42Very well, Stuart.
06:43Well, great.
06:44Do that.
06:46Ugh, Stuart.
06:50Hi, Sheldon.
06:51What's new?
06:52Our friends are jerks, and I'm mad at all of them.
06:54I said what's new, but sure.
06:58Can you believe they planned a trip to Las Vegas and didn't invite me?
07:01Did you refuse to apologize and act like they were stupid for being mad?
07:07You know, I liked it better when there was still a little mystery left in our relationship.
07:12Everyone tried to take care of you, and you were nothing but mean to them.
07:15I can't believe you're not on my side.
07:18You know, I went on your side when someone stole your car radio.
07:23Who else's side could you have been on?
07:26I don't know.
07:28A music-loving hobo with a heart of gold?
07:33Sheldon, I understand that you're upset because you feel left out,
07:36but I don't know why we're even talking about this.
07:39Just apologize to them.
07:41Fine.
07:41If that's what it takes to go on their dumb trip.
07:44Maybe you could try apologizing because you actually feel bad.
07:48It's called empathy.
07:49It's something you could work on.
07:51I have empathy.
07:53Watch.
07:54Leonard made me soup, and I was mean to him.
08:01Great.
08:02Now try it as if this isn't your first day as a person.
08:07Fine.
08:08Leonard made me soup, and I was mean to him.
08:12Hey!
08:12I felt a little something.
08:14Wait, wait, let me try again.
08:16Leonard made me soup, and I was mean to him.
08:20I was mean to him.
08:22He must have felt terrible.
08:24Well, now I feel terrible.
08:27Neat!
08:30Glad I could help.
08:32Now let me see you feel bad for lying and staying in Detroit longer than you needed to.
08:37I feel so, so bad.
08:41Hey, we're both great at this.
08:47Leonard?
08:48Leonard, get ready for an apology.
08:50And with the added twist of an M. Night Shyamalan movie, I'm going to mean it.
08:56Ah, so like every other M. Night Shyamalan movie, I've seen you spoil it in advance.
09:01Hey, if you didn't know Bruce Willis was dead the whole time, that's not on me.
09:08Okay.
09:09Here it comes.
09:11You tried to take care of me when I was sick, and I was mean to you.
09:15There's no excuse for that, and I'm truly sorry.
09:21I appreciate that.
09:22And I want you to know that that is sincere.
09:24I do feel bad.
09:26I'm not just saying it to be included on your trip.
09:29Appreciate that, too.
09:30Terrific.
09:31Now, all this left is for you to invite me to come, me to ask, are you sure, you to
09:35say absolutely,
09:35and then me to bring it home with, how could I say no to that face?
09:40You're still not coming.
09:42You, but I apologize, and I meant it.
09:45I know that we don't play this game very often, but you're doing it wrong.
09:49Sheldon, I accept your apology, but you upset a lot of people while you were sick.
09:52I'm not in a position to just say you can come.
09:56All right.
09:58What if I apologize to all of them?
10:00Fine.
10:01If you apologize to everyone, they all say it's okay, then yes, you can come.
10:05Challenge accepted.
10:05Sounds like it's time for the Sheldon Cooper apology tour.
10:11Well, I hope it's as much fun as the Sheldon Cooper spellchecks local menus tour.
10:17My goodness.
10:18Do you remember it comes with asparagus?
10:28Howard and Bernadette, you tried to comfort me when I was ill, and I treated you terribly.
10:34I'm sorry.
10:36Wow.
10:38I'm impressed.
10:39No, wait, no, wait.
10:39I'm not done.
10:40Allow me to underscore my sentiment with a haunting rendition of Brenda Lee's I'm Sorry played on the pan flute.
10:50Apology accepted.
10:52We all right.
10:53That's eight hours of practice down the drain.
10:57And to memorialize this occasion, here are your commemorative t-shirts.
11:09Sheldon Cooper apologized to me.
11:19All you did was offer maternal care and affection, and all you received in return was rude and insensitive behavior.
11:28Can this wait?
11:31I'm afraid it can't.
11:33The trip is tomorrow, and I have more apologies to make.
11:35Okay, fine.
11:36I accept your apology.
11:37Now get out.
11:38Wonderful.
11:39Now, would you mind holding up this shirt while I...
11:40Let her!
11:45You brought me my comic books when I wasn't feeling well.
11:48That was thoughtful, and I was insensitive.
11:51I'm sorry.
11:54Thank you, Sheldon.
11:55I appreciate that.
11:56And then I want you to know that I mean it.
11:58This isn't me just wanting to go on the trip to Las Vegas.
12:06What trip to Las Vegas?
12:09The one everyone's taking this weekend on the party bus.
12:14Of course.
12:14I wasn't invited.
12:16That would be my understanding.
12:21On a less painful subject, what size t-shirt do you take?
12:28Raj, you were being a good friend, and my illness was no excuse for my behavior.
12:34I hope that you can accept my apology.
12:38Of course I do.
12:39And, Emily, I'm sorry for saying dermatologists aren't real doctors.
12:44I'm sure you're tired of hearing that.
12:50Do you honestly think I hear that a lot?
12:53Well, I would imagine when your job is popping zits and squirting Botox into old lady faces.
12:57Okay.
12:59Okay.
13:00The point is that we accept your apology.
13:03Maybe you do.
13:04He just insulted me again.
13:06But he doesn't mean it.
13:08Why are you defending him?
13:09I believe I can answer that.
13:11Like me, Raj is demonstrating empathy.
13:14Now, why don't you accept my apology, receive your free t-shirt?
13:18Uh, I hope extra small's okay.
13:21For some reason, Wolowitz took a medium.
13:26Well, I don't accept your apology.
13:28What are you doing?
13:29It's called standing up for myself.
13:31You should try it sometime.
13:33Fine.
13:34How about this?
13:35You're making me uncomfortable by prolonging this ridiculous fight, and I wish you'd stop.
13:40You want me to stop?
13:42No problem.
13:43No, come on.
13:43No, please don't leave.
13:45Point of clarification.
13:46Are you still going on the trip?
13:47Because if not, I...
13:48Don't worry.
13:48You're good.
13:53I caused that fight.
13:54I feel terrible.
13:56Wait, I can do that better.
14:00I caused that fight.
14:02I feel terrible.
14:03Yeah, wow.
14:03I don't know which one I like more.
14:08So, was the fight really bad?
14:10Well, no.
14:11As a fight, it was excellent.
14:13You know, she used harsh language and slammed the door.
14:16Although, as I say this, that might not have been what you were asking.
14:20Think they'll still go on a trip?
14:22All I know is after the fight, I went to Emily's to...
14:25They're not going on a trip.
14:29What is wrong with you?
14:31Look at him, caring about what's wrong with me.
14:35That is some top-shelf empathy.
14:38Hey, we should start a club.
14:42You went to Emily's to apologize, and when you left, she was crying.
14:47That is true.
14:48I suppose I should apologize again.
14:51No!
14:53Is she okay?
14:54Yeah.
14:56I calmed her down, but she's not going to Vegas if he's going.
14:59Wait, that's an option?
15:00I didn't know that was an option.
15:03Well, that is fine, because I've decided that I won't be joining you.
15:07I've realized that the most genuine way to demonstrate the remorse I feel is to let you have this weekend
15:13to yourselves.
15:15That's very mature of you.
15:17Well, I've been on a little trip myself recently.
15:19Not to Sin City, but to Sincere City.
15:24Where, instead of genital warts, the only growth you'll come back with is personal growth.
15:31And there's your next T-shirt.
15:36Ooh, check out the stripper pole.
15:39You know what that means.
15:41That Raj will be on it before we make it to the freeway?
15:44You know it!
15:45Ooh, ooh!
15:48This is so cool.
15:50Here's some champagne.
15:51Mm-hmm.
15:53Well, I would like to propose a toast to a well-deserved weekend.
15:58Aha!
16:02What are you doing?
16:04My plan was to jump out at the state line, but one of my nose plugs fell into the toilet.
16:11You couldn't give us just one weekend?
16:14I told him this was a bad idea.
16:19What do we do?
16:20Kick them off?
16:21If we drop them off at a fire station, they have to take them.
16:24No questions asked.
16:26Before you do, please give me one more chance to apologize to Emily.
16:32Oh, God.
16:34Emily, as I'm sure you know, I'm considered an odd fellow.
16:41But what you don't know is that while I often say the wrong thing,
16:44in my heart, I mean well.
16:47I think that you are a smart and wonderful woman.
16:51And we all think that you can do better than Kutrupali.
16:57You know, Sheldon...
16:58Shh, let him finish.
17:00So, for all the times I've offended you,
17:03and all the times that I'll offend you in the future,
17:06I'm sorry.
17:11Good.
17:13Then, I'll be leaving now.
17:16Oh, it's okay, Sheldon.
17:18Come with us.
17:19Oh, that's very kind of you,
17:21but I'm sure you'll all have a better time without me.
17:24Let's go, Stuart.
17:26But I want to stay.
17:27Stuart, now!
17:35I know he's a jerk, but I actually feel bad for him.
17:39And now you see the problem.
17:46Come on, you pain in the ass!
17:49That's me!
17:50Bye, Stuart.
17:52Wait!
17:53I'm a pain in the ass, too!
18:02Are you relieved that you and Raj were able to patch things up?
18:06At the moment?
18:07No, not really.
18:10Thank you, thank you!
18:12It's going kind of...
18:13It's going kind of...
18:15It's going kind of...
18:19It's going kind of...
18:21It's going kind of...
18:51It's going kind of...
18:53You
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