00:08I
00:08You're really good at this. Well, I have an extremely low sensor of gravity like a pyramid
00:18Hey, don't over there. Well, I hope it's just a sprain
00:23I cannot walk into that ER with another video game injury
00:28Hey Sheldon, you want to play next? Oh, I would but I'm on my way out where Texas
00:37Right now why someone sick yes, my sister's uterus came down with a baby
00:45She's pregnant. That's great. You're gonna be an uncle uncle Sheldon, but no I will be uncle dr. Cooper
00:53How come you never said she was pregnant? I never told you about my brother's kidney stone
00:57You want to hear about everything that comes out of my family's genitals?
01:01Well, congrats and it's nice you're gonna be there for your sister. Yes, I'm filling in for her husband who's
01:07recovering from a horrible motorcycle accident
01:09Lucky duck
01:12Wow, so how long will you be gone? Well, she's due tomorrow
01:16Although it did take her six years to finish high school. So who knows?
01:20Can I give you a ride to the airport? Oh, no, thank you. I don't want to be an inconvenience
01:25Chop-chop Leonard we leave in 10 minutes
01:29Our whole universe was in a hot-dense state that nearly 14 million years ago expansion started wait
01:37The earth began to cool the autotropes began to drool the and with all developed tools we built the wall
01:42We built the pyramids, math, science, history, unraveling the mystery that all started with a big bang
01:55All right, here's the deal Sheldon is gone so the tree decorating rules are out the window
02:00Yeah, which means we don't have to use his ridiculous ornament spacing template
02:06And I'm happy to report its Kickstarter campaign is holding strong at zero dollars
02:11Wait, so Star Wars and Star Trek characters can go in the same branch?
02:16I know it's crazy. Welcome to the Thunderdome people
02:21I've never done this before. It's kind of fun. Yeah, if your mom could see a little bar mitzvah boy
02:26right now, she'd have a heart attack
02:27Good idea. I'll take a picture
02:34Honey, I'm a little strapped for cash this year. So for Christmas, I was thinking of giving you
02:39this
02:42I love it
02:43Mm-hmm, but it is what you got me last year
02:47And last night
02:51Hello
02:53Oh good, I'm glad you guys didn't wait for me to start
02:56Although you said seven and it's it's seven. That's fine
03:02Oh, it's probably Sheldon
03:06Hi Sheldon everybody's here say hi
03:09Hi
03:09Hey buddy. Hey
03:10Howdy
03:11Hi
03:12Hello
03:15The second I go out of town you throw a Christmas party without me
03:19Yeah, kinda
03:20That's so thoughtful
03:22You guys are the best
03:25Hey, how's your sister she went into labor an hour ago
03:30That's wonderful
03:59That's wonderful. So you're at the hospital?
03:59What's your sister's family picture before there's blood everywhere?
04:02Oh boy
04:04I picked the wrong day to wear my good robot t-shirt
04:10If you were having Sheldon's baby would you really want him in the room?
04:13Yeah, if he's in the room when they're making the baby i'll give you ten dollars
04:19Hey, I brought over it's a wonderful life if you guys want to watch it later
04:22Oh, I love that movie
04:23I've never seen it me neither
04:25It's great. It's christmas time and jimmy stewart's really depressed and he's gonna jump off a bridge and kill himself
04:31Don't need to see it living it
04:35But then he gets to see what the world would be like if he'd never been born
04:38Can you ever imagine what that would be like not being born?
04:42What do you think?
04:43What do you think?
04:45What do you think?
04:48You make jokes about Sheldon, but if it weren't for him
04:52I don't think any of us would be sitting in this room right now
04:55Really? Sheldon not being here is the main reason i'm in this room
05:01It's true
05:02None of you would know me
05:04You wouldn't know bernadette
05:05You wouldn't be dating penny
05:07Okay, you don't know that i've been going to the cheesecake factory for years. I could have picked her up
05:16Oh, you weren't joking
05:18No
05:19Okay, sweetie. Let me tell you exactly how that would have gone down
05:25I'm gonna do it i'm gonna ask her out i'm gonna squirt chocolate milk out of my nipples
05:33Sorry, I thought we were saying things that are never gonna happen
05:36Maybe this time he's going to do it. I hope you're thirsty here it comes
05:42Watch me
05:45Hey guys ready to order you need a few minutes
05:49Few minutes it is
05:51You didn't ask her out but that was a lot of sounds
05:56You guys are making me nervous fine and go talk to her on your own
06:00I will
06:09Excuse me
06:10Yeah
06:11Hi, uh, um, i'm leonard
06:15Really you don't sound so sure
06:18No, I am he
06:23Anyway, um
06:25It's been something i've wanted to ask you for a long time. Um, what's that?
06:30Well, I was wondering if you're not too busy. Um, uh, if if you'd be interested in
06:38Tell me where the restroom is
06:40I think you're too late
06:47Come on. I would not have peed my pants
06:52She nailed it
06:53Sounds about right
06:55You forget I did ask you out in real life
06:57Which couldn't have happened if you didn't live across the hall from her which couldn't have happened without sheldon
07:02Same goes with you guys if leonard wasn't with penny she never would have set you up
07:06Doesn't matter bernadette still would have been working at the cheesecake factory and I still would have been working this
07:11beefcake factory
07:15You would have been all over me
07:20Hey penny can I take that table sure why the one in the turtleneck is cute
07:26Open wide here comes the happy tree
07:29Mmm hmm chugga chugga yum yum
07:39Hang on gotta get a little something
07:47Never mind
07:50Oh man that is so ass
07:59You know, maybe you and I wouldn't be together, but you wouldn't have done so great yourself
08:02Why?
08:03Because I know exactly the kind of guy you would have ended up with
08:09Hey, babe
08:11Hey, remember to pay the rent better. I use the money to buy these magic beans
08:17He may be an idiot, but at least he didn't pee himself
08:22Hold on
08:25Oh, babe, I peed myself
08:29Yo, me too
08:37Me and Sheldon
08:44Hi Sheldon, everything okay?
08:47No, it's not
08:49No, it's not
08:50I've seen things
08:53Lady things
08:57Listen to me
08:59That is not the way they usually look
09:02It doesn't matter
09:06This is no way to make new humans
09:09People coming out of people
09:13Some kind of dirty magic show
09:17Sheldon Lee cooper you get back in this room right now and bring a mop
09:23Did you hear that a mop?
09:26I have two PhDs yet somehow I'm the janitor of my sister's birth canal
09:37Hey, Sheldon sent us all an email
09:40Happy holidays from texas
09:42And there's pictures
09:43Oh, don't open them do not open them
09:47Oh, come on childbirth is a natural beautiful oh, it's like someone sawed a cow in half
09:56My father's a gynecologist I think I can handle it
10:00And now I'm gay
10:05I was thinking without Sheldon most of us would have never met but penny would still live across from him
10:11And with leonard out of the picture we all know what that would mean
10:15We do
10:20Hey Sheldon hello
10:24Doing laundry
10:31Of course i'm doing laundry saturday night is laundry night and i'm in a laundry room so
10:36I believe your inference is justified
10:39My inference is justified sheldon you are so funny
10:47Anyway i need to do my laundry too because these clothes are so dirty
10:52Almost as dirty as the dirty girl who's wearing them
10:58Okay, that's enough
11:00Okay, that's enough
11:00Keep going
11:04So
11:06What do you think
11:08A tad asymmetrical but nothing to be concerned about
11:14Please sheldon i need you
11:16To what
11:20To take me
11:21I'm not taking you anywhere till you put on a shirt
11:26Come on sheldon you and me right here
11:29Penny for the thousandth time i'm saving myself for someone special you know perhaps a
11:36Cute bespectacled neuroscientist with hair the color of mud
11:43I think i know how to change your mind
11:49I was okay with it
11:55How's it going sheldon
11:57Actually much better
11:59Oh good is the baby born yet
12:00What i don't know i just got back
12:03Where'd you go
12:04My mother asked me to get some towels
12:06I took advantage of the vague request and went to bed bath and beyond
12:15Excuse me i'm on the phone
12:19So rude
12:24Here's another one penny if it weren't for sheldon you never would have met comic book legend stan lee
12:33Great
12:36Well at least leonard howard and i would have always been friends
12:40Hey, how come you three never got an apartment together
12:42We talked about it but howard was in a pretty serious relationship with his mom
12:49I lived with her to save money yeah you didn't have to buy groceries because you were breastfeeding
12:57So i guess if it weren't for me you'd still be living with her huh
13:00Not exactly what do you mean not exactly well things would be a little different
13:06How i win my lunch i'm starving
13:11I know you're starving the neighbors know you're starving they're starving people never go know you're starving
13:21That's it there's not enough food well you cleaned out earth i don't know what else to do
13:29How is this any different you didn't let me finish here you go mother
13:36You're a good boy howard
13:46Wait did she die or did you kill her
13:52Tomato tomato the important thing is she's dead
13:57Hey so how come you two didn't move in together
14:00This guy wanted a place of his own because he was sure he was gonna be a ladies man
14:05Yeah i was wrong
14:08But i do think you and i would have had a great time come on leonard dinner
14:14i'm in
14:25Hang on why would i be fat
14:29You'd have no girlfriend to see you naked you'd try to fill the void with food and i'm an enabler
14:35who wants deep fried a pancake
14:38Why can't you be fat too what do you want to do for dessert
14:46I think there's still half a cake from breakfast
14:51No there's not
14:57Hey guys
15:01What are you doing i
15:07I just wanted to be in anyone's story
15:12Yeah but why are you fat
15:16Because leonard was fat
15:21Amy what about you what do you think you'd be doing if you never met sheldon
15:25It's hard to say my life would be so different you can say better sheldon can't hear you
15:32i don't know
15:36Happy birthday to me
15:41Happy birthday to me
16:11I'll stop now
16:16How's it going sheldon
16:18That's it the baby's here
16:22It's a boy
16:25Oh thank you
16:26I wasn't sure i was gonna make it
16:30But my mother gave me some ice chips
16:33My sister told me to breathe
16:35And yeah i just thought to myself
16:36Sheldon if you can make it through the green lantern movie you can make it through this
16:43Well good for you buddy we'll let you get back in there
16:45Oh no no i'm not going back in there that baby is so irritating
16:49He has literally been crying his entire life
16:54Oh he's already taking after uncle shelly
16:58Come on sheldon you should go
17:00Why
17:02Well you always complained that you never had an intelligent role model growing up and now you can be one
17:07for your nephew
17:10All right i'll go
17:12But from what i've seen his attention span is as limited as his bladder control
17:19You actually got him to do it
17:21Yeah you keep saying how much sheldon has affected all of us but
17:24You've clearly had an impact on him
17:26If that were true i wouldn't still be living alone
17:29Well not exactly alone i do have a 50 pound sack of rice with one of sheldon's t-shirts on
17:34it
17:39I'm telling you sheldon cares for you more than you think
17:42i wish i could believe you
17:44i also wish there wasn't a mouse living in rice sheldon
17:50Hang on i'm gonna give you a little early christmas present
17:54i'm gonna show you something but if you ever told sheldon he'd probably never speak to me again
17:59so if you want to tell him that's fine
18:02look
18:06i don't understand he made you his screensaver
18:13oh wow i had no idea he is so into me
18:23wait wait where'd i go oh well it's you swamp thing stephen hawking spider-man look you're in the mix
18:31i am in the mix and i'm the hottest one
18:35and who's that oh madame curie that's fine she's dead
18:54you okay just really glad you're back me too
19:01i have a lot of tv to catch up on
19:09i missed you to quote han solo i know
19:18did you miss me i would have preferred to have you there with me oh or instead of me
19:29did you hold the baby i did and how did it make you feel
19:37looking into the blank innocent eyes of a creature that couldn't begin to comprehend anything i was
19:42saying basically just another day at the office
19:52i'm gonna do it i'm gonna ask her out
19:57yeah and chocolate milk is gonna squirt out of my nipples
20:01put up or shut up you make it i'll drink it
20:09you guys need anything else uh your phone number and one more cheesecake
20:15i'm sorry i have a boyfriend in fact there he is now
20:29ready to go sweetheart until i get my kiss
20:37oh
20:39oh
Comments