00:03oh it's freezing out here do you like me to heat things up no i want to get in the
00:09hot tub before
00:09i lose a toe oh that is bright yeah a new neighbor put in floodlights so shall we
00:20no i don't want to take my robe off under a spotlight this is a candle body
00:26hi neighbors we haven't met yet i'm andy oh hello nice to meet you
00:33your new balcony kind of looks right over our fence you might want to put up some trees we can
00:38see
00:38everything you can but it's okay if you don't so can you turn your lights off sorry they're motion
00:48censored they'll go off in a minute just try to stay still what are we gonna do about this
00:55i say we wait until his lights go off and then i make hot motionless love to you
01:05don't move it's go time
01:10our whole universe was in a hot dense state that nearly 14 million years ago expansion started
01:17way
01:37and his new balcony looks right down on our hot tub which meant we couldn't do anything
01:43so you gave your kids benadryl for nothing
01:48why do i share with you you're such a yenta are we done talking about howard's failed conjugal
01:54relations i have an actual nobel prize crisis to deal with has anything changed since the last
01:59time we talked about it no is there anything you can do about it no then shut up or go
02:03wait in the car
02:05oh excuse me remember you all came here to check out my cool new laser oh right i'm gonna go
02:10wait in
02:10the car the best part is that it's european and then andy said if we want privacy we should plant
02:18some
02:19trees the only way i know how to do that is to give a dollar and a tree shows up
02:23in israel
02:25okay anyway so because it's european based i need some help with a meteorite i found well
02:30i'd be happy to oh no i meant raj i really need an astrophysicist wow this is exactly like a
02:37dream
02:38i had except in the dream you're gal gadot i don't really have dreams when i sleep or in life
02:49anyway i x-rayed this meteorite and it looks like there's some sort of organic signature inside
02:53of it but i could really use another opinion am i great let's go check it out cool i'm gonna
02:58stay
02:58here and show how i want to see it okay well thanks for stopping by
03:09screw them that's cool
03:14i'm not sure we're in the right line is this for the city zoning office yes it is or as
03:18we call it
03:19here the zone zone no we don't that's linda ignore her she's going through the change
03:32how can i help you our neighbor built a balcony that looks right into our backyard and we're trying
03:36to see if there's anything we could do about it well you have come to the right place you know
03:40a lot
03:40of people handle this type of thing online but i always say nothing beats the human touch oh but
03:45don't worry i'm not going to actually touch you we had quite the informative meeting on that
03:52we just want a little privacy in our backyard you know for
03:58maybe we should have done this online no no no the zone zone is a safe zone
04:03stop saying zone zone so is there anything we can do absolutely do you know if they have permits
04:11for the balcony oh no we were hoping you could check i certainly can i just need you to fill
04:16out
04:16a form and we have them available in armenian chinese cambodian english farsi korean spanish and
04:21vietnamese english obviously well we're not allowed to presume that was a whole other meeting
04:32so we just fill out the form and that's it oh no no you need to fill it out and
04:37then you need to
04:37bring it down to the office of code compliance now if your neighbors don't have a permit you can file
04:42an official complaint but if they do have a permit then you have to make the case that the balcony
04:46constitutes a nuisance an encumbrance or an encroachment and you have to decide which because they are
04:51three totally separate forms this is starting to seem like more trouble than it's worth i know right
05:03you okay yeah great because you just bought that whole row of batmans
05:13and now you bought aquaman good choice if you want cold medicine steward has the entire run of
05:20day quills including the rare day quilt misprint from 1996. how can i say i'm a collector thanks but
05:29i'm fine i think it's just allergies hey guys hey heads up if that aquaman feels wet it's not a
05:35gimmick
05:35leonard sneezed on it you're sick uh it's just allergies so check it out this meteorite that
05:43bird found is really cool we did a spectrographic analysis and there's there's definitely something
05:47going on inside well hey if you want we could use my new laser to cut it open thanks but
05:53bert's got
05:54this water-cooled diamond-laden saw sure but with my laser you'd get a thinner slice which would make
06:00for a better sample well you're not gonna cut open a meteor are you have you not learned anything
06:07from comic books space viruses pod people i sell nothing but warnings
06:18calm down steward you're being a little crazy oh is he is he being crazy or is he the only
06:23one
06:23around here is making any sense it's nice they found each other yeah so anyway you want to use
06:33my laser uh sorry it's kind of butt's thing and he wants to do it his way okay that's cool
06:40just seems
06:42dumb to not use the laser not as dumb as unleashing a plague on mankind but hey what do we
06:48know
06:50literally nothing we spent half the day down at the city planning office and didn't solve a thing
07:00now you have to go back tomorrow the planning office you lucky ducks yeah this one made me go
07:06for ice cream and talk about her day spoiler alert it was fine
07:12it wasn't fine i got trapped in an elevator
07:16i may have missed a few details the bottom of my cone was drippy
07:20so now we have to download all these forms and fill them out we get it your life is great
07:25stop
07:26rubbing it in yeah quit it
07:31it's one of the forms the 599 b slash c because if so it has a doozy of a typo
07:37i don't know all right well i don't want to spoil anything but you might want to start practicing your
07:41signature
07:46sheldon if you like this stuff why don't you come and do it with us or instead of us
07:50do you mean it no no it's too late you can't take it back yes
07:55well amy looks like the elevator might have been the high point of your day
08:00where's raj oh he's working with bert they're probably cutting their stupid meteorite open with
08:05her stupid diamond salt you okay yeah i'm just a little run down it might be a head cold
08:16purell
08:20purell purell purell
08:35purell
08:35you're way more efficient they're gonna lose so much meteorite due to kerf loss
08:40sorry your friends won't let you play kerf with them
08:45don't make it sound childish it's the scientific word for dust what was wrong with dust
08:52are you sure you're not just a little jealous
08:55no it's just my way is better but they won't even consider it
08:58well it's their loss look why don't you go to bed i'll run out get you some medicine
09:02well it's okay stewart gave me someone else at the comic book store
09:05really you're taking medicine from stewart
09:09doesn't he need like all of it
09:12well he's got plenty his pill caddy is like this big
09:16all right well why don't you go to bed i'll sleep out here on the couch
09:19no no no you take the bed i'll stay out here even better sweet dream snot bag
09:28see what i'm talking about oh yes oh that is textbook encroachment and i know because i have the textbook
09:37first edition
09:40watch what happens when you move
09:43oh oh boy you weren't kidding oh those are 10 000 lumens if they're a lumen
09:50well you know what they say when life gives you lumens make lumen aid
09:55was that a joke yes based on the premise that lumen sounds like lemon yes
10:05that's hilarious
10:08okay what is the setback on property lines in this neighborhood i don't know it must be on
10:13the permit from when you built your deck uh yeah my dad built this we didn't do the whole permit
10:18thing
10:21here we go
10:23are you saying i'm standing on an unpermitted deck it's been here for years sheldon it's fine
10:29how did the inspector not flag this when he came to check out your bathroom renovation
10:37are you telling me that i have showered in an uninspected bathroom you showered in our house
10:42you made me hold your children what did you expect me to do
10:57you think you know people
11:00you do know them sheldon yeah but do we do we really know them
11:08yes they're rule breakers amy and you know what we do with rule breakers complain about them to
11:13our spouse until she's ready to drive into oncoming traffic you can't cross a double yellow line what
11:19is this the purge so i guess you're not gonna help them oh i'm gonna help them help them get
11:24on the
11:24right side of johnny law oh you can't turn them in the city's gonna make them rip out all the
11:31work
11:31they've done and do it over it would be the end of your friendship what choice do i have these
11:35are
11:35the rules sheldon i am begging you please don't do this you know who doesn't get permits for their decks
11:40animals animals animals don't have decks oh really i have one word for you beavers
11:54bert raj
12:03can't believe they're gonna cut that with this punk ass diamond saw
12:25oh hey look signature
12:34next hello hi welcome to the zone zone
12:39oh that's funny hey i also have a joke for you luminae
12:47maybe i told it wrong well how can i help you if i know someone in violation of the building
12:54code
12:54should i turn them in interesting question yeah i know because on the one hand confucius says we owe
13:01a greater responsibility to people we're close with rather than to society at large but on the other
13:06hand socrates says that we're obligated to obey all laws even unjust ones and then furthermore if we're
13:11entertaining rules about when it's okay to break the rules where does it end well for me it ends at
13:17five
13:17o'clock well i just i don't know what to do all i can tell you is that the building
13:25codes are there
13:25for everyone's safety well so you're saying i have no choice but to turn them in i did not say
13:30that
13:32what would you and remember that i laughed at your zone's own joke
13:36it's not even a joke oh is that linda back there yeah oh how are her hot flashes any better
13:49lennon what are you doing showing you that this is the better way stop whatever's inside there is
13:55dangerous oh and pretty
14:06what is that ah are you okay ah yeah i'm fine i'm just feeling a little
14:20i'm hungry
14:24stop eating but
14:29keep eating but
14:34leonard leonard what what you're having a bad dream oh thank god i was eating my friends well one
14:42friend and one acquaintance that you know what birds okay two friends
14:46let me see if you're running a fever yeah oh yeah you're burning up
14:57are you okay well it depends what color are my eyes i don't know brown no green no wait brown
15:07oh good i'm awake
15:11oh someone's here to see you hello hey what's going on can you come over here
15:20sheldon the deck is safe you can walk on it
15:29oh oh that gets the heart going yeah so what's up i went down to the city code compliance office
15:36to
15:36turn you in are you kidding but i didn't do it i filled out the form and then realized that
15:42the
15:42unwritten rules of friendship are more important than the written rules of the city of altadena zoning
15:48and planning department oh really all and you'll be happy to know that while i was there i did look
15:55into your neighbor's balcony and it is encroaching on your property line i had all this pent-up snitch
16:00energy so i reported him hard what do they say he's going to have to remove it so the good
16:07guys
16:07win well i don't know if i'd call you the good guys you're enforcing a law on him that you're
16:11willfully ignoring yourselves all right fine so the morally compromised guy's waiting apparently so
16:18now if one of you be kind enough to take me home i need to use my bathroom
16:21what's wrong with the one here i'm sorry i want to live hey you guys got a second leonard i
16:32told
16:32you buddy we don't need to use your laser yeah all we need is terry brad saw that's what i
16:39named my saw
16:42i i just wanted to apologize for yesterday i just i think i was jealous you know sheldon and amy
16:48might
16:49win a nobel prize and now you guys have this cool meteorite project really you're jealous of us yeah
16:55i even had this crazy dream last night where i ate you both seriously yeah i know i was pretty
17:03out of
17:04it who'd you eat first oh uh you nice
17:20this is just delightful
17:24you think he knows we're the ones that got him in trouble who cares i do i met his wife
17:30she seems
17:30really nice sorry about the noise neighbor no problem you guys know a sheldon cooper no we do not
17:53it's just me or has no one been in the store for hours yeah it is weirdly quiet
18:03nobody's in the street huh strange you thinking what i'm thinking they cut that meteorite open and
18:09unleashed a space plague exactly lock up here okay so what do we do uh well if this is a
18:17worst case
18:17scenario and we're the last two people alive we're gonna we're gonna have to rebuild civilization do
18:22you have any special skills i can draw how about you i can play clarinet oh i didn't know that
18:31yeah 10 years
18:32uh you know it might also be up to us to repopulate the earth i'm okay with that so shall
18:45we
18:48wait here i'm gonna brush my teeth
18:57sorry we're closed
19:00this is going on yelp
19:29this is
19:32this is
19:32this is
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