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00:02Recently, 12 new moons were discovered orbiting Jupiter, bringing the total up to 79.
00:09As a middle child myself, I'd like to extend my sympathies to moons 2 through 78.
00:16Your grandpa will never learn your name.
00:21I'd like to thank you for joining me on this journey through the stars.
00:26If you enjoyed this lecture, please come back Thursday for the exact same one.
00:37Do I look like I just woke up? No.
00:39Great, I'm gonna go say hey to Raj.
00:42What are you guys giggling about?
00:44They're passing notes to each other.
00:46Love notes?
00:48If you love math.
00:50And we do.
00:52It's for our super asymmetry theory.
00:54Amy and I have been having so much fun collaborating together.
00:57You know what they say, you never collaborate as much as your first year of marriage.
01:02Hey, great show. Thanks.
01:04Oh, Howard, this is Andrea. She's the director of the planetarium.
01:07Hi.
01:08Nice to meet you. I'm Howard Wolowitz, engineer, husband, father, astronaut.
01:13Really? You're an astronaut?
01:15Well, I don't like to brag.
01:17Yeah, but somehow you'll manage.
01:20Raj, you should have Howard join you for one of your shows.
01:22Oh, that might be fun.
01:24It might be, but with two small children at home and a full-time job, I'm sure you're too busy.
01:28No, I could find the time.
01:30Well, you don't have to decide right now.
01:31It's okay.
01:31He can't do it.
01:34Hey, hurry up, guys.
01:35The gift shop's closing and Amy said I can get one big thing or two little things.
01:40Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state that nearly 14 million years ago expansion started.
01:47Wait.
01:48The earth began to cool.
01:49The autotrophs began to drool.
01:51Neanderthals developed tools.
01:52We built a wall.
01:53We built a pyramid.
01:54Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery.
01:57It all started with a big bang.
01:59Hey!
02:08So I'm gonna place this sensory isolation helmet on you for about five minutes.
02:11All you need to do is sit still and relax.
02:14What do I do if I start to get claustrophobic?
02:16Oh, the helmet will sense that and stop the experiment.
02:19Really?
02:20No, but that'd be cool, wouldn't it?
02:25Amy, are you busy?
02:26I've got a subject wired up for a sensory study.
02:30So?
02:32Yes, I'm busy.
02:34I'm tracking a subject's brain activity in real time as we introduce olfactory stimuli.
02:38I'm smelling baby powder.
02:41That's just my husband.
02:44Well, I had a thought about our super asymmetry theory.
02:47Let me show you this one thing.
02:48I want to see it, but not when I'm in the middle of an experiment.
02:51Still baby powder!
02:54Well, he is annoying.
02:55You know any of those buttons shock him?
02:59Look, I'm really excited about our paper, too.
03:01But I've got a lot of my own work to catch up on, so let's talk later.
03:04Okay, well, let me just say one more thing.
03:06Lambda calculus.
03:07And if that whets your whistle, you know where to find me.
03:10Boop!
03:17You okay? You seem distracted.
03:20I'm just thinking about Raj.
03:22And I'm thinking about Chris Hemsworth. Let's go.
03:26It sort of hurt my feelings.
03:29Biceps, hammer, abs. Still in it.
03:33Why wouldn't you want me to be in his planetarium show?
03:36And it's gone.
03:39Sorry, it's just the director of the planetarium thought it'd be fun for me to join Raj for one of
03:43his shows and he made it clear that he didn't want me to.
03:45Of course he wouldn't want you to.
03:48I mean, think about it. If you were him, would you want to share the stage with a sexy-ass
03:51astronaut?
03:53I don't know. How sexy are we talking?
03:55Oh, you know. Tight pants, huge biceps, magic hammer.
04:00Wait, who are we talking about?
04:01Shh! I'm back in it.
04:05The fundamental problem with elementary quantum mechanical formalism is that the Fourier transform extends to minus infinity in time.
04:12Hey, don't dumb this down for me.
04:18Penny, I'm late for that thing. See ya.
04:20Leonard!
04:22Oh, Sheldon. Didn't see you there. What's up?
04:25Well, he was excited to talk science with Amy, but she was working late so he decided to come over
04:30and share it with me.
04:31With me, Leonard.
04:34With me.
04:37Sheldon, we've talked about this. You can't go around boring other people's wives.
04:41Yeah.
04:42I already got a man for that.
04:45Yeah, you do.
04:46Yeah.
04:48It's just I've been enjoying my collaboration with Amy, but ever since we got back from our honeymoon, she has
04:53so little time.
04:54She does have her own job.
04:55Yeah, but it's so dull.
04:58Trying to understand how the brain translates the five senses into biochemical information.
05:03I'd rather wait in line without my phone.
05:07Okay, well, Leonard's here now. You can talk science with him.
05:10Where are you going?
05:11That thing you were late for, one of us should really be there.
05:18Hey, got a sec?
05:19Sure, what's up?
05:20I just want to let you know, I get why you don't want me to be a part of the
05:24planetarium show.
05:25Oh, great. Thanks for stopping by.
05:28You don't want to talk about the stars next to an actual astronaut. That would be like doing karaoke with
05:34a rock star.
05:36First of all, I've totally done karaoke with a rock star.
05:40Or are you forgetting when the spin doctors handed me the mic at the Orange County Fair?
05:45Listen, I understand you being intimidated, but I can't help that I'm proud of being an astronaut. It's a big
05:50deal.
05:51It certainly is, but I also happen to be very accomplished in my field.
05:56Great. So you have no reason to be scared of sharing the spotlight.
06:00Please. I may be scared of heights, spiders, showing up at a costume party that turns out to be a
06:06regular party,
06:07but I am not scared of sharing the spotlight with you.
06:18What's happening?
06:20I just stormed out for dramatic effect. I don't have anywhere to go.
06:27President Siebert, how much do you know about physics?
06:30I'm a physicist.
06:34I would not have guessed that.
06:37I have a doctorate from Indiana University.
06:39Oh, that makes more sense. Well, don't worry. I'll go slow.
06:45Dr. Fowler and I have been working on a theory of super asymmetry
06:49that could reconcile the lack of observation of supersymmetry in a world still governed by string theory.
06:55Interesting. So you're taking the paradigms of supersymmetry, but removing the limitations of obeying the Poincare Algebra.
07:02Well, aren't you just the pride of Bloomington?
07:06What do you want, Sheldon?
07:07Dr. Fowler has found herself distracted by the commitments in her own lab.
07:11It would be a great help to both of us if you could free her up from her other projects.
07:15I'm confused.
07:16Oh, there's that Indiana.
07:18This is physics research Dr. Fowler's a neuroscientist?
07:22Yes, but her insights into the very ways we conceptualize symmetry and asymmetry have been invaluable.
07:27Dr. Cooper.
07:28Look, I know what you're thinking. They're newlyweds. How are they going to keep their hands off each other?
07:32Let me assure you, we will not engage in workplace coitus.
07:37I mean, if I won't put a bagel on my desk, I'm certainly not putting Amy's bare bottom.
07:42I must say, I do not enjoy our talks.
07:51Dr. Park, may I help you?
07:53Actually, yes. Do you have any better notes on this project? I'm having a hard time reading your handwriting.
07:57Oh, uh, allow me to rephrase that. What the hell are you doing in my lab?
08:03I'm sorry, I was reassigned to this project. I was told you were taking a temporary sabbatical to focus on
08:07other work.
08:09No, that's crazy. This is my research.
08:12Oh, Amy, there you are.
08:15Not now, Sheldon. I'm dealing with an epic screw-up, and when I find out who's responsible, they're going to
08:19get an earful.
08:20When you're done, let me know. I've got some exciting news.
08:23I'm sorry, I'm confused. President Siebert said you were focusing on some important physics work, and I should take over
08:28your lab in the interim.
08:29Hey, that was my exciting news!
08:32I'm going to tell you again. Pretend you haven't heard it.
08:41You got me removed from my own project?
08:44Yeah, and it wasn't easy. Apparently, you're very difficult to replace.
08:47Hey, just between you and me, they consider Dr. Park quite the step down.
08:55I was trying to pick my moment to leave. This seems like it.
09:01Wow, banker's hours. No wonder you're not on the tenure track.
09:06Sheldon, you had no right.
09:08I thought you said you were spread too thin. You said you wished you had more time to focus on
09:11our research. I thought I was helping.
09:13Well, you're not. I mean, I have years invested in this work, and now someone's going to come in and
09:18take it over?
09:19I mean, how would you feel if I let Leonard take over your super asymmetry project?
09:23That's funny.
09:26Oh, he'd be like a puppy with a microscope.
09:32If I had a nickel for every time a charity sent me a nickel.
09:39Really? That's going to be our whole life, huh?
09:43If my father's any guy at around 50, I start to lose my hearing and get two new jokes.
09:50Hey, hey, hey. I brought some Chinese.
09:53Oh, that's a nice surprise. What's the occasion?
09:55Please, I don't need a reason to bring food to my friends.
09:58But you have one, don't you?
10:00Yeah, I need your help.
10:02All right, lay it on us.
10:03So, I folded, and I told Howard he could be a part of my planetarium show.
10:09And now I'm worried. He's just going to make the whole thing about himself.
10:12So just tell him you changed your mind. You don't want him to do it.
10:15No, no. Then he's going to think I'm too insecure to share the spotlight with him.
10:18And he'd be right.
10:19Well, I came here for your support.
10:22Well, then you just walked up three flights of stairs for nothing.
10:25What? Don't you mean four flights?
10:27No, it was actually three.
10:29But we're on the fourth floor. I mean, you have the lobby, first floor, second, third, fourth.
10:33Lobby's the first floor, so lobby, second, third, fourth.
10:36That does not seem right.
10:37Hello!
10:40Sorry, Raj, who cares if Howard tries to steal the show, all right?
10:43You're great at what you do. Just be the bigger man.
10:45And if it makes you feel better, Penny and I will come, so you'll have a couple of friendly faces
10:48in the audience.
10:49Thank you. That would be nice.
10:51Can you just... Sorry, give me a minute.
11:00Hey, Raj, if I had a nickel for every time a charity sent me a nickel...
11:07That's hilarious!
11:09That's hilarious!
11:16It's three, right?
11:17Shut up.
11:21Oh, good, we caught you.
11:23Yes.
11:23Good.
11:25You had no right to reassign my project.
11:28Yeah, no right at all.
11:29Dr. Fowler, I don't understand. Dr. Cooper assured me this is what you wanted.
11:32Can you believe this guy?
11:34Oh, sure.
11:36So a couple of men get together behind closed doors to decide the fate of a woman's career.
11:40I thought we'd move past this.
11:43Sheldon, this is your fault.
11:44Oh, sounds like the old lady's putting me in the doghouse tonight.
11:48Dr. Fowler, you were very important to this university and I would like to sincerely apologize.
11:52So I can have my project back?
11:54I'm afraid it's not that simple.
11:55Why not?
11:56Well, in order to free up personnel...
11:58Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't go mansplaining things to her.
12:02I don't think that's what he was doing.
12:04Oh, then perhaps you don't understand.
12:05See, mansplaining is when a man explains things to a woman like she's stupid.
12:11Boop!
12:15When was the last time you saw Howard in his astronaut uniform?
12:19About a week ago.
12:20Really? What was the occasion?
12:22Date night.
12:25We do a little role playing.
12:27What role do you play?
12:29I am Ekaterina Nostirovia.
12:32Lonely Russian cosmonaut who is expert at physics and making of love.
12:39Okay, that just made the next hour really weird.
12:45Good evening.
12:46I'm Dr. Rajesh Kutrapali.
12:48And usually I take you on a trip through the stars.
12:51But tonight, we begin our journey much closer to home.
12:55220 miles straight up to the International Space Station,
12:59which is manned by a team of brave men and women.
13:03Flexible men and women.
13:08And we are fortunate to have one of those men here with us tonight.
13:13Please welcome to the Griffith Observatory astronaut, Howard Joel Wolowitz.
13:28Thank you, Raj. That was a really nice introduction.
13:31Well, it's from my heart.
13:33So, Howard, you are in an elite group.
13:37Only 232 people have ever been on the International Space Station.
13:42How does that make you feel?
13:45Honestly, lucky.
13:46Most astronauts have to train their whole lives.
13:48I was just in the right place at the right time.
13:51Oh, please. Luck had nothing to do with it.
13:54You people need to know how impressive this man is.
13:58He was up there because he's the only one qualified to install a piece of equipment that he designed.
14:04Thanks, but if you want to talk impressive, this guy right here discovered a planetary object outside the Kuiper Belt.
14:09He worked on the Mars rover.
14:11He helped launch the New Horizons space probe.
14:13He went to space in a Russian rocket.
14:17And I was scared the whole time.
14:19And I was scared for you, but also proud.
14:25Wow, I don't think you've ever said that to me before.
14:30I should have.
14:31And I'm going to say it again.
14:33I'm proud of you.
14:35You're my best friend and I love you.
14:39Oh, Raj, I love you too.
14:41What is happening?
14:45Bring it in, spaceman.
14:47You've been cleared for landing.
14:52Can you believe me too?
14:54Are you crying?
15:08Hello, Sheldon.
15:09Hello, Arthur.
15:11I'm confused.
15:12Usually, when you appear to me, my dreams were on the planet Dagobah.
15:16This is Dagobah.
15:21I didn't know that Dagobah had delicatessens.
15:25Not good ones.
15:28Whatever you do, don't order the Reuben.
15:33I'm having a problem in my marriage.
15:36I've upset my wife and I don't know how to make it right.
15:40And you're coming to me for advice.
15:43I upset my wife every time I woke up in the morning.
15:49I'm not coming to you.
15:50You're just a manifestation of my subconscious.
15:53I'm actually coming to me.
15:55So you know everything I'm going to say.
15:58Yes, but it sounds wiser from you because you're old and glowing.
16:03Fine.
16:04Rule number one in a marriage.
16:05Don't go to bed angry.
16:09That makes sense.
16:11Rule number two in a marriage.
16:12If you don't recognize the shoes under your bed, they're not your shoes.
16:20Because they're her shoes?
16:23Never mind.
16:24Just go with rule number one.
16:28Thank you, Arthur.
16:31Before you go, can I ask you a question?
16:33Of course.
16:34Does this look lean to you?
16:38I ordered lean.
16:42Amy, wake up. Amy.
16:44What? What's wrong?
16:45We can't go to sleep angry with each other.
16:47Why not?
16:48It's rule number one.
16:50I'd tell you rule number two, but it's confusing.
16:53Sheldon, go to sleep.
16:56Amy.
16:57Amy.
16:58Amy.
16:59You cut that out!
17:01Oh good, you're up.
17:05Sheldon, I just really don't want to talk to you about this right now.
17:08That's fine.
17:09I just need you to know that I feel terrible about what I did and I wasn't being malicious.
17:14No, you were being selfish.
17:16You're being selfish right now because it's really late and I just want to sleep.
17:20No, Professor Proton came to me in my dream and said we can't go to sleep angry.
17:24Are you sure that's what he said? Close your eyes, double check.
17:28Amy.
17:29This is important.
17:32Okay.
17:34Listen to me.
17:37I love working with you,
17:40but you have to understand how scary this is for me.
17:44Why?
17:46Because I don't want to get lost in this relationship.
17:49And when you pulled me off my project, it seemed like my biggest fear was coming true.
17:54The things that are mine are getting subsumed into the things that are ours.
18:00I wouldn't want that to happen either.
18:02Thank you for explaining.
18:04And for using the word subsume.
18:06That's one you don't hear enough.
18:09You're welcome.
18:11Good night.
18:12Good night.
18:18What are you doing now?
18:19Looking for shoes.
18:22Why?
18:23When your favorite ghost tells you to do something, you do it.
18:26I don't know.
18:27I don't know.
18:29I like it.
18:39I'm not down.
18:39I'm where he is.
18:44And for you...
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