00:02all right Saturday is the big day a lot of people thought this would never come I may have been
00:07one
00:07of those people I may have been one of those people wait wait are we talking about the wedding yes
00:13I
00:14was definitely one of those people and yet here we are now we got a lot of family coming in
00:18tomorrow
00:18I'm gonna need everyone's help think of this as one of your comic book movies there's a bunch of
00:23superheroes each with a different task well like the new Avengers which one was that the one you
00:27slept through last weekend I think it's more like like Lord of the Rings and you're the fellowship
00:37someone's got to go to Gondor someone's got to go to Mordor someone's got a hold off the demon of
00:42shadow and flame you mean the Balrog I mean my mother that is a perfect metaphor Amy thank
00:49you because it also involves a ring that binds me in servitude forever he said forever
01:25that was Wil Wheaton he's really
01:27excited about tomorrow as am I I mean if you'd have told me as a child that an actor from
01:33Star
01:33Trek would be officiating my wedding I would have said oh William Shatner and if you'd have said no
01:41Wil Wheaton I'd have said what did you even try William Shatner and if you said yes but he costs
01:46too much money I'd have said oh well well Wheaton's good too why do you keep tying and untying that
01:52bowtie
01:52I can't seem to get it even well I don't think it's supposed to be even sometimes a little asymmetry
01:58looks good in the Renaissance they called it spritzatura the Renaissance Amy you know I'm more of an
02:05enlightenment person at some point we have to decide how we want to raise the children so are you feeling
02:12okay no wedding jitters no there is nothing in the world that would stop me from marrying you tomorrow
02:20even me from the future coming back to prevent the wedding and the subsequent birth of a child who
02:26will destroy humanity because if you came from the future that would mean you already went through with
02:32the wedding because you believe that time travel is on a closed loop I love you so damn much
02:43mr. Fowler are you okay back there do you need more air he's fine I'm surprised Amy didn't pick us
02:51up oh well you know she's pretty busy the day before her wedding too busy for her mother she used
02:59to be
02:59such a devoted daughter now she's just waiting for me to die so she can get my china thank you
03:10again
03:11for picking us up my pleasure mrs. Cooper you know our driver to the airport was also a Indian fella
03:18oh so
03:21now it's racist to notice when somebody's Indian I don't think it's racist I noticed you were both white
03:29see you have to excuse her she's just pregnant and hormonal oh yeah congratulations on baby number
03:37two yeah whoopee her husband would be here but he stayed home to watch their older son so everything's
03:47fine stop it we're separated you don't say
03:57so you're Sheldon's big brother oh yeah he got the brains I got the bod
04:05and the face and the hair I like your accent Sheldon did you used to sound like that can you
04:12still
04:16I can I will not Amy you said something about my bowtie that I can't stop thinking about don't you
04:26mean
04:26y'all said something about my bowtie
04:31come on say it say it
04:36hey guys look who I have
04:40hey hey Shelly I'm so glad you made it missy this is my fiancee Amy Amy this is my sister
04:46if I ever need a kidney this is where you get it
04:50it's so nice to meet you I've always wanted a sister really why I love you too Sheldon really
04:59why where's mom she wanted to stop by the hotel and freshen up and then call her pastor to pray
05:07for
05:07missy soul oh my god there's mama's girl hi mom oh Larry look at her can you believe our little
05:23lamb is
05:23finally getting married he can't believe it and neither can I hi dad how you doing
05:39what the hell is that come on you know this one it's a dog I found him in the backyard
05:47and don't
05:48worry I already called the owner good because we don't need a dog we already have two babies you and
05:53steward that's probably him
06:07I'm gonna need a minute
06:23hello
06:25thank you so much for finding this guy oh my goodness hey bark how are you buddy your dog's
06:35name is bark yeah bark Hamill yeah well I let the fans name him online I got lucky though he
06:45was
06:45almost honey baked Hamill anyway thanks so much I I want to give you a reward for finding it oh
06:51no
06:52I he couldn't take your money it's just an honor to meet you no no please you don't know what
06:58this
06:59dog means to me and I thought he was gone for good please there must be something I can do
07:04for you
07:04anything oh you're gonna regret that hey dude dude yeah you know just want you to know that I don't
07:18think of you as a woman oh perfect I don't think of you as a man great so as to
07:25genderless blobs of
07:26human flesh how would you like to go to Sheldon and Amy's wedding with me oh Stewart look I
07:33appreciate that but just might be a little weird considering you're my boss guess who's going to
07:37officiate Sheldon and Amy's wedding Mark Hamill Luke Skywalker is gonna be at the wedding you'll need
07:44to buy me a dress and did you know that my Amy played Amelia Earhart in the eighth grade Amy
07:51you
07:52never said you were in a school play oh no no at home I'd never let her do a school
07:56play those kids
07:59just take drugs and have intercourse you know Amy still does some performing she and Sheldon do an
08:08internet show about flags Amy the videos on the internet you know what men use those for if you're
08:19talking about fun with flags I use it to go to sleep Sheldon you're awfully quiet are you okay oh
08:26oh oh I'm sorry I was thinking about string theory catch me up what I miss are you seeing this
08:35Larry
08:36these are the people I'm gonna have to live with after you're dead
08:48welcome Bert don't you look nice yeah like a geode I clean up good
08:54don't you crack a geode open it's not a perfect metaphor oh my god
09:01is that Mark Hamill yeah oh my god is that but go find your seat
09:08what what what is he doing here I found his dog and guilted him into officiating the wedding don't
09:13tell Sheldon that's a surprise wait I thought Will was officiating the wedding yeah so did he
09:19how did he take the news I'll let you know hey Will
09:28are you having an allergic reaction to my boutonniere no I'm just so happy for you and for me after
09:37today you are officially and more important legally Amy's problem don't be silly Leonard I will always be
09:47your problem
09:56hey baby hello mother Leonard could you give us a moment oh of course
10:03oh
10:05Shelly
10:08I wish your dad could see you now
10:11me too I miss him he would be so proud of you I know that I am thank you I
10:22mean for
10:22everything my whole life
10:28oh
10:32let me straighten your time no no no it's all right it's supposed to be a little asymmetrical
10:37apparently a small flaw somehow improves it I can see that sometimes it's the imperfect
10:48stuff that makes things perfect
10:54excuse me
11:00case in point
11:06so we finally meet
11:10I'm sorry who are you
11:13will Wheaton I was supposed to officiate this wedding I was up all night preparing these notes
11:19well thanks so much it's gonna be a great help
11:28Amy Amy Amy Amy
11:32come in
11:34there's something I need to tell you
11:36wow you look amazing
11:38that's not what I need to tell you but you do
11:40what's wrong
11:42something incredible just happened
11:44remember when you were telling me about my bow tie
11:46and how a little asymmetry is good
11:48yeah my equations have been trying to describe an imperfect world and the only way to do that
11:54is to introduce imperfection into the underlying theory
11:57so instead of super symmetry it would be super asymmetry
12:04super asymmetry that's it
12:08give me your lipstick
12:09what
12:09just give it to me you beautiful thing we have work to do
12:14hey
12:15the bride and groom seem to be running a little behind
12:18do you think you could stall?
12:20stall?
12:21wow
12:23hey everybody
12:25it's gonna be a few more minutes
12:26but while we wait
12:27does anyone have any questions about Star Wars?
12:37you got this
12:41so if I make slightly asymmetric knots with sheets in four dimensions
12:45then I can bootstrap the whole idea to a large asymmetry in 11 dimensions
12:50well maybe even at the initial moment of creation the fundamental forces lacked symmetry
12:57everyone's waiting what are you guys doing?
12:59super asymmetry
13:00super asymmetry is that a thing?
13:02we're inventing it right now
13:04don't you think this can wait until
13:06oh god this is interesting
13:12so Mr. Mark
13:15when you were on the Wookiee home planet
13:18how did you even understand what they were saying?
13:21I don't remember ever being on a Wookiee home planet
13:25actually Luke was on the Wookiee home planet Kashyyyk
13:29in the holiday special when he helped Chewie get home to his wife
13:34Chewie had a wife?
13:37her name's Mala
13:38wow that's impressive
13:40yeah
13:43hey uh I got a question
13:45why aren't there tires on any of those Star Wars vehicles?
13:51I'm sure some of them have tires
13:53actually they don't
13:55I mean the HAV WA-5 turbo tank has metal gripping wheels
14:00but I wouldn't call them tires
14:04you are so hot
14:11this is taking too long
14:14I bet that Sheldon stood my baby up
14:17uh excuse me where are you going?
14:19this whole thing was a big mistake
14:21I'm gonna find Amy and get her out of here
14:23sit down
14:27excuse me
14:29Sheldon loves Amy
14:30and he would never hurt her on her wedding day
14:32or any other day
14:33so park it
14:41oh you sit down too
14:44are you gonna let her talk to me like that?
14:47say something
14:50thank you
14:54according to Google there are zero papers that mention super asymmetry
14:58this is brand new no one's thought of it
15:01what are you lunatics doing?
15:04Sheldon had a breakthrough
15:06well actually Amy and I had a breakthrough
15:08oh science is shocking
15:11you don't understand this could be really big
15:13no Penny's right
15:16we have our whole lives to do science together
15:21let's get married
15:23alright
15:24it's go time I am pumped
15:33okay everyone here we go
15:39Leonard
15:41that's Mark Ha-ha-ha
15:46Mark Ham-ha-ha
15:50yep thank Wolowitz he set it up
15:56congratulations on your wedding
15:58thank you
16:00when this is over
16:01I have 4,000 things for you to sign
16:22thank you daddy
16:29I thought Will was marrying us
16:32Wolowitz got us an upgrade
16:36another sci-fi guy with a beard seems lateral but okay
16:41welcome
16:41we are gathered here today in the sight of family, friends, and almighty God
16:48that's too religious
16:50that lady over there made me say it
16:53he heard you and he can't unhear you
17:00we're here to celebrate the marriage of Sheldon Lee Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler
17:07I had more prepared but
17:09I'm just gonna skip to the rings and vows since I've been answering your questions for 45 minutes
17:15yeah he answered them
17:20Amy, you're up
17:27Sheldon
17:29when I was a little girl
17:30I used to dream about my wedding
17:32but eventually I stopped
17:35because
17:36I thought that day would never come
17:39and then I met you
17:41from the first moment in that coffee shop
17:43I knew that there was something special between us
17:47even though I did work on a study that disproved love at first sight
17:52I loved that study the moment I read it
17:55ironic, huh?
17:59clearly it was wrong
18:02because I felt something that day
18:05and those feelings have only gotten stronger with time
18:10I can't imagine loving you more than I do right now
18:13but I felt that way yesterday
18:16and the day before yesterday
18:19and the day before that
18:21is that growth linear or accelerating?
18:25accelerating
18:26oh, maybe we could graph it out
18:30save something for the honeymoon
18:33smart
18:36Sheldon
18:38I don't know what the future holds
18:40but I know that I've never been happier
18:43than I am
18:44in this moment marrying you
18:49well, that was unexpectedly beautiful
18:52I might need a minute
19:04Amy
19:09I usually know exactly what to say
19:14but in this moment
19:18I have no words
19:21I guess
19:27I'm overwhelmed by you
19:31in a good way
19:32not in the elevator in the haunted mansion way
19:37even if I can't tell you now
19:41how I feel
19:44I will spend my life
19:45showing you how much I love you
19:53do you?
19:57do you?
19:59do you?
20:00hey, I'm just saying
20:02I'm here if you need me to step in
20:06no, no, no
20:07I got this
20:10Amy
20:11do you take Sheldon
20:13for your lawful
20:14wedded husband?
20:16I do
20:16and Sheldon, same thing
20:18I do
20:25and by the power vested in me
20:27by even youcanperformweddings.com
20:32I now pronounce you
20:34husband and wife
20:35you may kiss the bride
20:47at last
20:54my love has come
20:56awan
21:00my wong-wee days
21:03are over
21:07and wife is like a song
21:13oh yeah
21:35there
21:35I do
21:38but I do
21:38I do
21:39we
21:39you
21:40can
21:40a
21:40you
21:42I
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