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00:02Did you guys know this year's the 40th anniversary of Halloween?
00:06Oh, nonsense. Halloween traditions date back to the Celtic festival of Samhain.
00:11Although, our current Halloween customs come from the evening before All Hallows Day,
00:15All Hallows Eve, thus Halloween.
00:18I meant the movie Halloween.
00:21Oh. Well, that's not interesting at all.
00:23Did you know that Michael Myers' mask from the film is actually a Captain Kirk mask turned inside out?
00:28Okay, now it's interesting.
00:31Are you guys all dressing up for work?
00:33Of course. I mean, how often do you get to wear costumes to work?
00:37Says the man with a giant belt buckle and a dickie.
00:40Hey, this is not a costume. It's a choice. It's a style.
00:43It's a tragedy.
00:45We're not... Why don't we get to dress up at work?
00:48We used to, but a couple guys in the infectious disease lab went as zombies and it triggered a quarantine.
00:54The CDC was so mad.
00:58Hey, if you really want to dress up, we could throw a party.
01:00Oh, that would be fun.
01:02You know, I used to throw Halloween parties all the time when I moved into the building.
01:05All the time? I only remember being invited to one.
01:09Please don't make this awkward for me.
01:13Okay, so Friday night, Halloween party here.
01:16Okay.
01:16Great. Can't wait.
01:18What are you going as?
01:19I don't want to ruin this surprise. You'll see it at work. Just a warning. It's pretty scary.
01:23Is it a bird?
01:25No.
01:25Is it a dog?
01:26No.
01:27I think I'll be fine then.
01:33Hello.
01:36Hello.
01:39I see you are dressed as Doc Brown from Back to the Future. May I assume that Amy is going
01:43as his wife, Claire Clayton, from Back to the Future Part 3?
01:47She is.
01:49She is.
02:02Did you do something different to your hair?
02:06Yes.
02:10Looking good.
02:17Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state that nearly 14 million years ago, expansion started waiting.
02:24The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drew me and recalls, develop tools, we built a wall.
02:29We built a pyramid, snap, science, history, unraveling the mystery that all started with the Big Bang.
02:36Hey!
02:50Oh, Inspector Gadget. And I want to say, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
02:57So close, Cuth Bader Ginsburg.
03:01The notorious KBG.
03:03That's very clever.
03:05Sustained.
03:08Are you going to dress in drag in front of your fiance?
03:10Yeah, we have no secrets from each other.
03:12Well, except for the fact that I crocheted this myself.
03:22Hey, Sheldon.
03:23Hello.
03:24Hey, Sheldon.
03:26Hello.
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30You look amazing.
03:32I find you guilty of murder because you are killing it.
03:37Well, technically, the Supreme Court wouldn't determine a defendant's guilt or innocence in a criminal matter.
03:42They could only reverse or revamp a jury's conviction based on a constitutional or statutory issue.
03:50Why are you laughing?
03:52His statement was factually correct.
03:55You're sitting in my spot.
03:59You don't have a spot.
04:00What is wrong with you today?
04:02Maybe he's cranky because he's off his bathroom schedule.
04:06Well, I can understand how that would make someone irritable.
04:10Interesting fact.
04:11Irritable comes from the Latin, susceptible to anger.
04:15Just because I used a word doesn't mean I want its etymology.
04:18Interesting fact.
04:19Etymology comes from the Greek.
04:21You are being so annoying.
04:22Stop it.
04:24Why are you two laughing?
04:27Sheldon, he's being you.
04:29He's dressed as you for Halloween.
04:43Oh.
04:44Well, so you're not laughing at him.
04:47You're laughing at me.
04:48We're not laughing at you.
04:50We're laughing with you.
04:52But I'm not laughing.
04:55Then the first one.
05:01Ready to go?
05:03Hey, why aren't you in your costume?
05:05I just didn't feel like it.
05:07You get that I'm wearing a corset because of you, not because I'm tired of breathing?
05:12Amy, do you think I'm always correcting other people?
05:15No, not all the time.
05:17I mean, just last week, Penny ended a sentence with a preposition.
05:20You didn't even mention it.
05:22True.
05:23I just waited until I got home and screamed into a pillow.
05:28Is something bothering you?
05:31Howard dressed up as me and imitated me and everyone laughed.
05:35Oh.
05:36Well, that must have felt terrible.
05:38It did.
05:39It did.
05:40I never realized my friends viewed me as an object of ridicule.
05:43Oh, I don't think that's true.
05:44They laughed, Amy.
05:46In a derisive way.
05:48Not in the instructive way I laugh at them when they're being stupid.
05:55Hey, happy Halloween.
05:57Oh, trick or treat.
05:59No, sorry, you're not wearing a costume.
06:02Yeah, I am. I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep.
06:06I'm gonna need more.
06:08Okay, failed actress who traded constant rejection for a Christmas bonus and a dental plan.
06:14Go nuts.
06:15Oh.
06:16I will.
06:18So, what are you wearing at the party?
06:20Sexy cat, sexy nurse, sexy zombie.
06:23Why do girls' costumes have to be sexy but guys' costumes don't?
06:27Say that again with this helicopter on my head.
06:33Very cute.
06:34Hey, do you remember what happened at that first Halloween party that you invited me to?
06:39When I threw up in the pumpkin?
06:42More memorable than that.
06:44Really? That was pretty impressive.
06:48We got our first kiss on this very couch.
06:51No, no, our first kiss was at your birthday.
06:53Remember, I threw you a party, you didn't make it and I felt bad for you.
06:58No, no, it was on Halloween and you felt bad for me.
07:02We're gonna go through every party where I felt bad for you, we're gonna be here a while.
07:08Never mind.
07:09What? You're not mad at me, are you?
07:10No, of course not. No, we just remember different things from that party.
07:13I remember falling in love and you remember vomiting in a pumpkin.
07:17What the? I was like four feet away. People cheered.
07:22There you go.
07:23Thanks.
07:25So, did you see Howard's costume?
07:28See it? I made it. It was hilarious.
07:31Well, Sheldon didn't think so and neither did I.
07:35Oh, come on. He was all in good fun.
07:37I'm sure it was, but Sheldon's feelings got hurt. Maybe Howard could apologize.
07:42You're kidding, right? Sheldon didn't apologize when he said my baby looked like Winston Churchill.
07:48He loves Churchill. Your son should take that as a compliment.
07:53He said it about my daughter.
07:56Well, this isn't about Sheldon. This is about Howard.
08:00I think it is about Sheldon. How many times has he made fun of Howard for being an engineer or
08:05going to MIT? His magic.
08:07Sheldon doesn't make fun of his magic.
08:09Well, he should. It's stupid.
08:13Anyway, the point is Sheldon shouldn't dish it out if he can't take it.
08:17I think the point is that Howard owes him an apology.
08:19No, I think the point is if Sheldon has a problem with Howard, Sheldon should take it up with him.
08:26Now, if you'll excuse me, the Prime Minister of England needs her diaper change.
08:35Hey.
08:37Oh, that's great. He's a Supreme Court Justice and you're the US Constitution.
08:42Yep. He interprets me.
08:45And guess what's underneath this? The Bill of Tights.
08:50Smart, funny, gorgeous. Are we a match or what?
08:55Hey, Bird, what are you dressed as?
08:57I'll give you a hint.
08:59My work in seismic refraction measurements and...
09:01Hey, Stuart, what are you dressed as?
09:04I'm a butterfly.
09:06Did you steal those from Hallie's Let's Pretend box?
09:08I'm gonna put them back.
09:11Alright, I'll tell you.
09:13I'm Maurice Doc Ewing.
09:14Winner of the 1960 Vetleson Prize.
09:17I was generally regarded as the Nobel Prize of Geology.
09:20Oh, yeah. Now I see it.
09:23Ask me how I died.
09:24Spoiler alert.
09:25Brain hemorrhage.
09:28Well, Corb, blimey!
09:30You look like a thousand tuppence, don't you, Mary Poppins?
09:35Are you gonna talk like that all night?
09:36Jip Willikers, I am.
09:39Isn't he cute?
09:41He's gonna get a spoonful of sugar later.
09:43And I'm gonna sweep Miss Poppins' chimney.
09:48So, here we are.
09:50On Halloween.
09:52On this couch.
09:53Does it ring any bells?
09:55Really? We're still doing this?
09:56I'm just surprised you don't remember our first kiss.
09:59Fine. It was on Halloween.
10:01Are you agreeing just to shut me up?
10:03You got another way? I'm all ears.
10:07Really? An arranged marriage?
10:09Yeah, I know how it sounds.
10:10It sounds awesome.
10:13Is that just an Indian thing, or can I get a piece of that?
10:19You know the woman has a choice, right?
10:22There's always a catch.
10:26Happy Halloween!
10:33Who wants to see a magic trick?
10:35Oh, that's right. No one.
10:41They're you.
10:52What do you think you're doing?
10:53I thought it was clear.
10:55I'm being unnecessarily hurtful, but with a sweet voice.
10:59Now, I don't understand what's going on, because I went to MIT.
11:05Okay, guys, I think that's enough.
11:07Hold on. I'm the judge here, and I'm going to allow it.
11:12Raj, take a break.
11:13Hey, free speech. Right back there somewhere.
11:18You know what, guys? You got us. Congratulations.
11:21I want you to go back to your apartment and put on your other costumes.
11:23Oh, but it's so far away, and I have such teeny tiny legs.
11:28Really? Our bodies. Is that where we're going, Amy?
11:31What's wrong with my body?
11:32Well, for starters, you have a quarter in your nose.
11:40Not now, Sheldon.
11:42I don't get invited to a lot of parties. Is this a good one?
11:46Oh, yeah.
11:57Did that guacamole taste weird to you?
12:03Tasted weird to me.
12:07Can't believe Amy did that.
12:08Oh, come on. You thought it was funny when I dressed up as Sheldon.
12:11That was totally different.
12:13How?
12:14That didn't hurt my feelings.
12:17Well, for what it's worth, I didn't think it was a very good impression of you.
12:21Really? You don't think I have an annoying, high-pitched voice?
12:24Not at all. In fact, I find your voice quite melodious.
12:30Uh-huh. And you don't think I'm unnecessarily hurtful?
12:35Well, I'm sorry. I couldn't hear the question. I just heard the music.
12:44Well, people came. They ate. They vowed to never speak to each other again.
12:47I think it was a successful party.
12:50It was. And I'm sorry about earlier. I know it doesn't matter.
12:55No, it does matter. Okay? You were right.
12:59It was Halloween.
13:00It was dressed as a cat. You were a hobbit. It was right there on that couch.
13:06Why didn't you just say that?
13:08Because I always hated that was our first kiss.
13:11I was drunk and I was still with Kurt and I was using you to make myself feel better.
13:15I just wanted our first kiss to mean something. That's why I said it was the one on your birthday.
13:21I like that.
13:24We'll make that our official first kiss.
13:30That was beautiful.
13:37What are you still doing here?
13:39I was in the bathroom. Guacamole didn't agree with me.
13:43Well, since you're here, you can help us clean up. Will you take this out, please?
13:46Sure. Thank you.
13:48Wait.
13:50Do you mind if I crashed here tonight?
13:52You are always welcome here.
14:02Where were we?
14:06I think Howard hurting my feelings has in some ways made me a better person.
14:11Look at you improving on perfection. How so?
14:14If you were eating that Danish, I wanted to point out that the Danish isn't Danish at all.
14:19It was imported by Austrian bakers during a labor dispute in the 1800s.
14:23But I chose not to because I didn't want to be the kind of fella who voiced unwanted facts about
14:29European pastries on the unwilling.
14:32Huh. That's actually interesting.
14:34Sorry. Now you'll never know.
14:37Hey, guys, I need your help. Bernadette's still pretty upset about your costumes.
14:42She's upset. Those pants I wore to make fun of you were so tight I risked a testicular hernia.
14:50Anyway, if you guys could apologize, it'd be a big help.
14:53Oh, we'd be happy to apologize to her as soon as she apologizes to me for not making you apologize
14:58to Sheldon.
14:59I didn't follow that. But then between my wife and that guacamole, I didn't get a lot of sleep last
15:03night.
15:05Don't you think it's unreasonable for her to ask us to do something she refused to do?
15:09Yes. So when can you stop by?
15:12I don't understand. If it's unreasonable, why should we do it?
15:15Okay, how about this? You know in Star Wars when R2 and Chewbacca were playing holochess?
15:19Really? Star Wars?
15:21Amy, let the man speak.
15:24Chewbacca was losing and getting angry.
15:27Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Are you saying we should let the Wookiee win?
15:32Hey, that's my wife you're talking about.
15:37But yes, let the Wookiee win.
15:46Hello, Bernadette.
15:48Wait, did you just walk into my house?
15:51No, Howard let me in.
15:53Where is he?
15:54Oh, he got in his car and drove away.
15:59Oh, is that watermelon for anybody?
16:01It's for Hallie.
16:03Is she gonna eat all of it? God, no wonder she looks like Churchill.
16:09What do you want, Sheldon?
16:10Howard said your feelings were hurt.
16:12Well, Howard's wrong. I don't care if someone makes fun of me.
16:16All right.
16:17Apparently I came all this way for nothing.
16:20Unless Hallie wants to share that watermelon.
16:23You think Amy's the first person to make fun of me for having a squeaky voice?
16:28Do you?
16:29I feel like my chance at watermelon is dangling by a thread.
16:33She's not. It's been happening my whole life.
16:36And she called me out for being mean?
16:38Well, I've had to be mean.
16:42It's hard to be taken seriously when you're always the smallest person in the room.
16:46I know that. I was in high school when I was nine years old.
16:50I tried to tell the other kids that although my physical stature was small, my intellectual stature towered over them.
16:56That only seemed to make things worse.
17:00Kids called me Bernadette the marionette.
17:04Because you're small. That's funny.
17:07No, it's not.
17:09Well, people used to call me egghead.
17:11Because there were eggs on my head.
17:14Because they threw them at me.
17:16That's terrible.
17:18One time my brothers made me breathe helium.
17:21I tried to call for help, but the only one who could hear me was the dog.
17:27That's also terrible.
17:30My goodness, you had to live in a house with a dog.
17:34I guess we both had to put up with a lot of crap from people.
17:37I suppose we have.
17:39Huh.
17:40Maybe you and I are more alike than we thought.
17:43Maybe we are.
17:45Although I'm exceptionally tall and you're exceptionally-
17:47Sheldon!
17:48But you didn't let me finish!
17:50I'm sorry.
17:51Short.
18:01Sheldon, you sure you're ready for this? This movie's pretty scary.
18:04Please, I'm an adult. I think I can handle it.
18:07That's what you said about the butterfly pavilion at the zoo.
18:10That was my fault. After I pet that goat, I felt like a gladiator.
18:15Okay, lights on or lights off?
18:16Lights off! I'm gonna do this, I wanna do it right.
18:24All right.
18:26What do you guys think you're doing?
18:28We're showing Sheldon Halloween.
18:29Absolutely not! Sheldon, come home!
18:31You-
18:34But I really wanna watch it!
18:35I know you do, but I am forbidding it!
18:38Oh man, sorry guys.
18:44What took you so long?
18:45I'm sorry, I just got your text!
18:47LAUGHTER
18:47APPLAUSE
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