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00:07This is Side Plus Charades, not safe for work edition.
00:11Yay!
00:12We are going to be splitting up into two teams.
00:14The teams are JJ and Tobi, Josh and Ethan.
00:18Segregation, let's go.
00:19And over two rounds, we will play normal charades.
00:21I'm shaking your hand on that.
00:23I'll shake you.
00:24Charades or charades?
00:25Charades, I say, but...
00:26We're going to be playing charades over two rounds.
00:29And the second round will be reverse charades.
00:32The team who gets the most at the end wins.
00:34Behind these cards are well-known movies, TV series, and songs.
00:40Okay?
00:41Movies, TV series, and songs.
00:42Yes.
00:42Can I play first?
00:44Yeah.
00:45So going one at a time, I'll spin the wheel.
00:47That'll be the one you have to do.
00:48Oh, okay.
00:49And I'm going to give you a set amount of time
00:51for your teammates to guess it.
00:52Sure.
00:53If they get it wrong, the other team has a chance to steal.
00:55Okay.
00:55So you want to act first?
00:56Yeah.
00:57Okay.
00:57Yeah.
00:58Act this bossy.
01:01You're going to have like 30 seconds-ish.
01:05Okay.
01:06If you would like to join me up here.
01:07Please, yeah.
01:08You're going for this one.
01:09Are you a good charades player?
01:11Charades.
01:12Are you ready?
01:12Yeah.
01:13Because your timer starts.
01:14How long have I got?
01:15Now.
01:19It's porking.
01:20Oh, that's obvious what that is.
01:21Easy.
01:21Easy.
01:22What is it though?
01:23Is it a film?
01:24It's so obvious.
01:25Singing.
01:25Sex bomb.
01:27Wet ass pussy.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Yeah.
01:30It was whapped by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion.
01:32Sing in.
01:33Sing in.
01:34No, sing in.
01:35You have a very short time limit.
01:36What is time limit?
01:37This is when I stopped you.
01:38I just got straight into that whapping, bro.
01:40I'm not going to lie.
01:42I whapped that.
01:43But you see my wet ass pussy, bro.
01:45Who wants to act?
01:45You act.
01:47I was hitting that wet ass pussy, really.
01:47I was hitting that wet ass pussy.
01:48Loki.
01:49I think you might act the whole time.
01:52Is that allowed, Si?
01:53Is that a bang in the middle?
01:54Which one do you want?
01:55Orange or yellow?
01:56Yellow.
01:57All right, JJ.
01:58Your time for Toby starts now.
02:03It's charades.
02:04You can't speak.
02:06Oh.
02:15What is this?
02:17Is this a song?
02:18Is this a song?
02:23Licking lollipop.
02:24Lil Wayne.
02:25Oh.
02:28Licking.
02:31Oh, shit.
02:35Licking gangsters.
02:37Licking gangsters down.
02:38I want to lick you down.
02:41I want to lick you up and down.
02:43Wrong.
02:45Which means you do get a guess.
02:46Oh.
02:47I don't fucking know, mate.
02:49He looks at him and went, licking gangsters.
02:51He was licking a sweet.
02:52Was he?
02:53Or a lollipop.
02:54Candy shop.
02:55Candy shop.
02:5650 cent.
02:56No point for that, though, but...
02:58How would I have done that?
02:59I don't know what he was doing at the start.
03:00Is it my go?
03:01Can I spin?
03:02Can I spin?
03:04I helped you out there.
03:05No, Josh.
03:05You get this one now.
03:07Your time starts now.
03:10Ooh.
03:14Song.
03:14Sing it.
03:15Yeah?
03:15Sing it.
03:17Right.
03:18Gangnam style.
03:19Riding.
03:21Whoa.
03:22I think I'll squash this.
03:24Um.
03:26Yeah, you're giddy up.
03:27Riding my pony.
03:28Pony.
03:29Pony.
03:29Pony.
03:30It's your honey.
03:31Pony!
03:32Oh, bro.
03:33As soon as you did the thing, I bet.
03:35Genuine.
03:35Yeah, I didn't want to smash my car keys into the floor.
03:37What was the second bit, though?
03:38What, on the floor?
03:38That's a dance.
03:39Oh, okay.
03:39Well done.
03:402-0.
03:40JJ, I'm not going to lie.
03:41It's not looking good for me.
03:42Yeah, no, no.
03:43You ain't doing nothing.
03:45You'll get this.
03:45No, no, no.
03:47It's just not looking good.
03:48Are you ready, Toby?
03:49Just jump to the floor.
03:513, 2, 1, go.
03:58Book.
04:00Whipping a book.
04:02Chains.
04:03Um.
04:0410.
04:06Oh.
04:071, 2, 3, 4, 50.
04:0950 cent.
04:10Yeah.
04:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:11No, 50.
04:12Yeah.
04:14Big head.
04:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:16Hair.
04:16Yeah.
04:16Yeah, yeah.
04:18Gray.
04:19Gray.
04:20Yeah.
04:2210.
04:24Time.
04:25Oh, can we steal?
04:26Can we steal?
04:26Can we steal?
04:27Can we steal?
04:27All right, that is time.
04:28I wonder whether they're going to get this.
04:31That famous book, 50 cent.
04:34It is?
04:3550 shades of gray.
04:3650 shades of gray.
04:38Oh.
04:39And you went, fuck.
04:4050 big heads.
04:43Back to Ethan.
04:44You did well to get the gray hair, though.
04:45No, it's cool.
04:45I believe it.
04:46I believe it.
04:46No, no, no, no.
04:47Next round might be worth double.
04:48Who knows?
04:49It might need to be.
04:50Oh, my God.
04:50It went to blue.
04:51Oh, it's closest to this.
04:52Okay, yeah.
04:53All right.
04:53Three, two, one, go.
04:56Triangle.
04:58TV.
05:01How I met your mother.
05:03Penis in your brain.
05:06Your head.
05:07Ethan, everyone.
05:08Humans.
05:09Human.
05:11Human brain.
05:12Human penis.
05:13Human cock.
05:15Dick.
05:16All of them.
05:17Cocks.
05:17Penises.
05:18Dicks.
05:20Superman dicks.
05:23Superheroes.
05:23Superman.
05:24Saint man.
05:25Cunt man.
05:26Penis man.
05:27Are you wanking off someone's man?
05:30Time.
05:31You guys do get a guess.
05:34Think about it.
05:35Think about it.
05:36Yeah, he knows.
05:37Of course he knows.
05:38I have seen it.
05:39He grabbed his junk.
05:40So you grabbed your cock and you put an all of us kind of thing.
05:44And then it was a TV show.
05:46You've got it as a TV show.
05:47Is it what?
05:48Human anatomy or something like that?
05:49Oh.
05:51You're thinking of Grey's Anatomy.
05:53Oh yeah.
05:54Family guy.
05:54Bro.
05:55I ain't got a clue.
05:56So what was he pointing at?
05:57Penis.
05:58Who have penises?
05:59Men.
06:00Or?
06:00Humans.
06:01Boys.
06:01You just said it.
06:02Oh, the boys.
06:03The boys.
06:04Boys.
06:05I've not watched it, so.
06:06Oh yeah.
06:08Superhero boys.
06:09Oh man.
06:11What would you have done for the boys?
06:12What would I have done for the boys?
06:14Oh, I would have done.
06:15Yeah.
06:15Boys.
06:16The boys.
06:16Yeah.
06:18Yeah.
06:18I would not have got that.
06:20I fell off my mind.
06:21Yeah.
06:22I like it.
06:22This is good enough.
06:24Ready?
06:25Yeah, man.
06:25Three, two, one.
06:27Go.
06:28Okay.
06:29Can't speak, bro.
06:31Film.
06:35Pie face.
06:36Pie.
06:38American Pie.
06:39Yeah.
06:41Yes.
06:41Let's go.
06:43That was a free hit.
06:44That's a free hit, that one, isn't it?
06:45Come on, Josh.
06:46None of this strokey on the floor.
06:48You got it, bro.
06:49I rode my horse.
06:50Oh, there we go.
06:51Oh, wow.
06:52He just stopped on that one.
06:53What the hell?
06:53That was so odd.
06:54Oh, the who's he?
06:55You ready?
06:55Yeah, sure.
06:56Three, two, one.
06:59Ooh.
07:00Okay.
07:00Yes, he's stuck.
07:02TV.
07:04Four seasons.
07:06That's a hotel, mate.
07:08You played charity before?
07:10Whoa.
07:11Whoa.
07:12Four words.
07:12Four words, yeah.
07:13All right.
07:14Fourth word.
07:15Fourth word is twist.
07:18Twist.
07:19Turn.
07:19Turn.
07:20Door knob.
07:21Door knob.
07:22Knob.
07:23Open.
07:24Door open.
07:25Second mud.
07:27Sweating.
07:27Sweating.
07:28Workout.
07:29Sweat.
07:31Sweating.
07:31Yeah, you're tired.
07:33First word.
07:34Time.
07:35All right.
07:36Too hot to handle.
07:37Too hot to handle.
07:38Wait, what?
07:39When he done that, that's handle, bro.
07:41First hand's going.
07:42Hot, hot.
07:42Second door knob.
07:44It's like you're close.
07:45Yeah.
07:45Oh, I didn't know that.
07:46I don't know that.
07:47Yeah.
07:47So, at that point, I think you're doing something to do with the show.
07:51All right.
07:51Toby, you ready?
07:52No.
07:53Three, two, one.
07:54Go.
07:54No.
07:56Okay.
07:57Um.
07:58Upset.
07:59He's gutted.
08:00He's gutted.
08:02Black and white.
08:04Head.
08:05Head.
08:06Um.
08:07Switch.
08:08Film.
08:09Mm.
08:10Rush hour.
08:14Just looked at him at rush hour.
08:15Me and you and you and me.
08:17Rush hour.
08:18I know.
08:20Swap.
08:21Swap.
08:22I don't know.
08:23Is it a film?
08:24What the fuck?
08:25Or a TV show?
08:26What are you saying, bro?
08:27I just died.
08:29Is it Freaky Friday?
08:30Freaky Friday!
08:31It was actually the song, but you still get it.
08:34Oh, it was the song?
08:34Well, it does say Freaky Friday by Chris Brown and Lil Dicky.
08:37How am I going to reenact Freaky Friday by Chris Brown and Lil Dicky?
08:39You get the point.
08:40You said Freaky Friday.
08:40Fox, man.
08:41I can say the N word.
08:42Do it if you're mad.
08:43Do it if you're mad.
08:44Rush hour.
08:46You know I'm white, right?
08:47Shut up, Jackie Chan.
08:51All right, Ethan.
08:52Three, two, one.
08:55TV show.
08:57Three words.
08:59Gaming.
09:00Which word is that though?
09:01I don't know.
09:05Dragon gaming.
09:06Game of Thrones.
09:07Game of Thrones.
09:09Dragon gaming.
09:11Dragon gaming, bro.
09:13Are you ready?
09:14No.
09:15I think you guys are really, really struggling.
09:17Yeah.
09:17No, we are, but it's fine.
09:18We're having a good time.
09:19Having a good time.
09:20Well, he might not have a good time.
09:21In three, two, one.
09:25Did you just tell me to shut up?
09:26I think so.
09:26Film.
09:27He said shush.
09:29Shush.
09:32Quiet.
09:33Quiet.
09:36Quiet place.
09:37A quiet place!
09:40Wow.
09:40What are you?
09:41When does the reverse show this happen?
09:46Bro's being cheeky about it.
09:47Fuck's sake.
09:49Yeah, why did you get so sassy with it?
09:51Three, two, one.
09:53Oh.
09:54Oh.
09:56TV show.
09:58Hands on it.
09:59Secure it.
10:00TV show.
10:02One word.
10:03One word.
10:04One word.
10:05TV show.
10:05One word.
10:06One word.
10:07One word.
10:09First word.
10:11First word.
10:12What?
10:13Smack that.
10:13Smack.
10:14Spank.
10:15Fuck.
10:16Fucking.
10:17Fucking.
10:18Fingering.
10:20Intercourse.
10:22Intercoursing.
10:23Sex.
10:24Sex.
10:29Sex.
10:32No, what?
10:34Sex.
10:34Is this sex in the city?
10:35No, bro.
10:36No, bro.
10:37Shut up, bro.
10:37That timer.
10:38He was doing this shit.
10:39That timer was fine.
10:41What are we doing with this?
10:42Simon said,
10:43Are we allowed to do this shit?
10:45I thought it was Naruto.
10:47I was doing gang signs, bro.
10:49All right, who's next?
10:50Intercoursing.
10:51Fucking fuck.
10:53Intercoursing.
10:53Fingering.
10:54Anything else, bro?
10:55Come on.
10:55Three, two, one.
10:59He's not happy about that.
11:02Oh.
11:02What?
11:03Oh.
11:04What fucking?
11:05Sounds like fucking.
11:06Oh, a song.
11:07Fuck.
11:08No.
11:09Yes.
11:12Fuck no.
11:13Sex.
11:14No sex.
11:15No white bitches.
11:16No sex.
11:17No sex.
11:19No white bitches.
11:19Give me more, bitch.
11:22No.
11:22No.
11:23No.
11:23No sex.
11:24Zone.
11:25Uh, who?
11:27Who wants sex?
11:28Who doesn't want sex?
11:29No.
11:30Who doesn't want sex?
11:31What?
11:32It wasn't me.
11:35Hang on.
11:36Die.
11:37Any guess?
11:38No sex.
11:39Zone.
11:39No sex zone.
11:40No flex zone, bro.
11:41He said it already.
11:42No flex zone.
11:43Who has no sex?
11:44No sex.
11:45A virgin.
11:47Like a virgin.
11:48Like a virgin.
11:48I was trying to get you to the no sex.
11:50That was impossible, bro.
11:51I get it now, yeah.
11:52Which one do you want?
11:53Yeah, no sex.
11:54No sex.
11:54That was it, really?
11:56Two in the pink.
11:57You want to let him just like die.
11:58All right.
11:59Ready?
12:00Yeah.
12:01Three, two, one.
12:02Okay.
12:04Cheese.
12:04TV.
12:05No.
12:06What the fuck?
12:06Josh.
12:07Microwave.
12:08No.
12:08Josh.
12:10He's eating noodles.
12:11Okay.
12:12Fridge.
12:12Fridge.
12:12Eating food.
12:13It's a film.
12:18Yeah.
12:19Okay.
12:19Uh.
12:21Supersize me.
12:22Heart attack.
12:24He's smoking a drink in there.
12:25Drunk.
12:26Hangover.
12:27The hangover.
12:28Yeah.
12:29He's pretty good at this, yeah.
12:31Yeah, bro.
12:31It is.
12:32Initially, I was like, I would let you just like die out there.
12:33I know.
12:34Who's up?
12:35Which one do you want?
12:36Ah, just give me the left one, man.
12:38Three, two, one.
12:40Um.
12:42You can't talk, bro.
12:45Giuseppe.
12:46Camera.
12:47Ratatouille.
12:48Who are you pointing at?
12:52Jack.
12:56What is this?
12:58Jackass.
12:59Jackass.
13:00Yeah.
13:01I didn't know that.
13:02Everything is so sassy, bro.
13:04I love how, like, you can't get him to guess Jack.
13:07Yeah, yeah.
13:08Giuseppe.
13:08Camera man.
13:09Yeah, yeah.
13:10All right, so this final one, uh, I'll go.
13:14Yeah.
13:14Whoever guesses it.
13:15Yeah.
13:15Okay, cool.
13:18Two words.
13:18Two words.
13:19Film.
13:20Shark's Tale.
13:21First word.
13:24Fishing.
13:25Finding Nemo.
13:27Harry Potter.
13:28Uh, Magic Mike.
13:30There we go.
13:32Magic Mike.
13:33All right.
13:34Good job, good job.
13:35Fucking hell, bro.
13:37This is basically over, so we're going to go double points.
13:40The score is 8-4.
13:42So double points, you're back in.
13:448-4.
13:468-4.
13:48This round is reverse charades.
13:52Charades.
13:52I will give you an example.
13:54So I'll just choose this one.
13:55Who would like to be the...
13:57I'm scared of that.
13:58What is that role?
13:59I have something written here.
14:00Yeah.
14:00And I have to get you to do it.
14:01Okay.
14:02To make you guess it.
14:03Yes, yeah.
14:03So I would say, all right, bend your knees.
14:06Okay.
14:07Now, stick your bum out a little bit.
14:09And now try and gyrate your butt.
14:11Up and down a little bit.
14:12It's twerking.
14:14Twerking!
14:15Okay.
14:15Is this a word?
14:16Oh, I was just...
14:16Wait, I'm sorry.
14:17Is he doing it still?
14:18He's not allowed to guess.
14:19Well, it will be his teammate, yeah.
14:20So that would be me sat there.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Oh, okay.
14:23Sorry, man.
14:23You're not seeing me twerk.
14:24So who wants to go first?
14:25They can go first.
14:26We went first last time.
14:27I'll read.
14:28You're going to read?
14:30You stay there and he'll tell...
14:31Or you could stand there, but...
14:33He'll tell you what to do.
14:33Oh, okay.
14:34I like to think it was there too far.
14:35Your time starts now.
14:40Okay, um...
14:42Raise your fists up.
14:43You can't do the actions.
14:44Okay, sorry.
14:45Raise your fists up and throw some punches.
14:50Punching.
14:51Boxing.
14:52Okay, throw some kicks in there as well.
14:54MMA.
14:55Is this like...
14:56Muay Thai.
14:58Does...
14:59Beat that person up, bro.
15:00Oh, shit.
15:02What are you doing?
15:03Getting that knocked down.
15:03Fighting.
15:04Losing.
15:05Losing.
15:05Losing.
15:05Winning.
15:07I'll let him have it.
15:08It was having a fight.
15:09Okay, yeah.
15:10Oh, I said fighting.
15:11That's not what it says.
15:12In Shara days, you've got to do exactly what it says.
15:15Okay.
15:16I'll take half a point if you want to do half a point.
15:17We need it.
15:18We need it, please.
15:22Jesus pose until I'm told not to do it.
15:24Three, two, one.
15:26Ah.
15:27Okay.
15:28Grab your right hand.
15:30Imagine you're holding a glass.
15:33Now, sway left to right.
15:35Close your eyes slightly.
15:38I'm drunk.
15:39You are.
15:40It is being drunk.
15:41Yeah, we'll allow it.
15:42Let's go, bro.
15:42Again.
15:43You're not allowed to say a glass.
15:46But we'll allow that one.
15:47That's me bad.
15:48That's me bad.
15:49That's me bad.
15:49We're learning.
15:49That's what the sidemen do.
15:51We learn.
15:51I can't say I've ever played reverse charades.
15:53Remember not to say anything.
15:54I'm barely wumbling.
15:55Three, two, one.
15:57All right.
15:58Get on your knees.
16:02That's the way I seen it.
16:03I want you to know, yeah.
16:04Don't say that.
16:06Grab the arse.
16:08The arse?
16:09Can't say arse, bro.
16:10His own arse.
16:10Grab your arse.
16:11Grab your arse.
16:12Grab in front of you.
16:15Lower.
16:15Lower.
16:16Lower.
16:16Is it eating arse?
16:17Lower.
16:19Lower.
16:19Is it eating arse?
16:20Thrust.
16:21Repeatedly.
16:22Thrust?
16:23What?
16:24Put your hands lower.
16:25Nah, what's this guy on?
16:28Put your hands lower.
16:29Thrust repeatedly.
16:31Pumping.
16:32Raise your hands higher.
16:34Maybe you'll be like, ah.
16:37Put your hands higher.
16:40Yeah.
16:40Now thrust.
16:42Keep thrusting.
16:43Keep going.
16:43What's he fucking?
16:44Keep going.
16:45Okay.
16:45I understand.
16:46He's gonna get there.
16:47Don't worry.
16:48He's coming.
16:49Thrust in the nuts.
16:49Tobi, what are you doing?
16:51Thrust it.
16:51Having sex.
16:52Back shots.
16:53Back shots.
16:53You'd be like.
16:54What?
16:55Pumpkin.
16:55Style maybe.
16:57Doggy.
16:58Doggy.
16:58He said it.
16:59You can have it.
16:59Doing doggy.
17:01I know.
17:02But how else?
17:04Could he say that?
17:04On your knees.
17:05No, grab the arse.
17:09I've got to play.
17:10Fuck.
17:10I just had to watch you.
17:11Like, what are you doing, bro?
17:12Like, yeah.
17:13Don't say arse.
17:14So you can't say nothing else other than my body parts?
17:16Yeah.
17:17Three, two, one.
17:22Squat slightly.
17:24A bit more.
17:25Yep.
17:26Arms out in front of you.
17:28Yes.
17:28I'm having a shit.
17:30Grab onto something.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Closer together.
17:3410 to 12.
17:3510 to 12.
17:3610 to 12.
17:3710 to 12.
17:3810 to 12.
17:38Yeah.
17:38Whatever.
17:3910 and 12.
17:40Sorry.
17:4010 and 12.
17:42Yeah, yeah.
17:42There you go.
17:44Sit up a bit straighter.
17:46Put one foot out like it's pressing something down.
17:49You can't do the action.
17:52And move what you're holding.
17:54Side to side.
17:54Lots.
17:55Drifting.
17:57Drifting.
17:57Am I drifting?
17:59Am I turning a car?
18:01Driving.
18:01Drifting.
18:02Drifting a car.
18:03Is it?
18:04Yeah.
18:04Okay.
18:05I've got doggy stuff.
18:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:09All right.
18:09JJ.
18:10Oh, yes.
18:10Quite well up until the bit of that.
18:1310 to 12.
18:14All right.
18:1410 to 12.
18:16Three, two, one.
18:18I had to close my eyes.
18:19Okay.
18:20Um.
18:22Fuck him up Toby.
18:24Hands down.
18:25In front of you.
18:26Actually, no.
18:27Go into your pocket.
18:29All right.
18:29Right hand inside the pocket.
18:30Yep.
18:31Now take it out of the pocket.
18:33Um.
18:35Put your hand in front of you like you're holding something.
18:39Take the other hand and tear it.
18:41Can I say that?
18:43Okay.
18:43Now take the thing out of the packet.
18:47Can I say that?
18:47I feel like I'm cheating.
18:49Naughty naughty.
18:49Take the thing out.
18:50Yep.
18:51What are you going to do now?
18:52Put it down in front of your crotch.
18:54JJ, what are you doing bro?
18:56You know what you're doing bro?
18:57Down below, below, below.
18:58Okay.
18:59Now pull it towards your pelvic.
19:01Pull it towards.
19:02Toby dangling out here bro.
19:04Toby's down here bro.
19:05Pull it towards your pelvic area.
19:08Time.
19:09Come on bro.
19:10Final guess.
19:11Come on bro.
19:12You ought to be stupid.
19:13Come on bro.
19:13Put it on a condom?
19:14Yeah.
19:16Oh.
19:17He knows what that is.
19:18Yeah.
19:19I'm acting.
19:20Oh yeah.
19:21Oh yeah.
19:21Good job bro.
19:22Yeah it works.
19:25I'm not going to cheat this time.
19:26No, sit on your hands.
19:27Take a step this way.
19:29Yeah.
19:29I'm not looking at Josh.
19:30Okay.
19:30Okay.
19:31Go.
19:32Okay.
19:33If you were to take your right hand and put it behind you.
19:37More towards your bum.
19:40Yeah.
19:40Natural.
19:41Yeah.
19:42Now if you were to lift that hand upwards.
19:45Now take it away.
19:46Put it back where it was.
19:48No.
19:48Like back behind you.
19:49And go down and up again.
19:52Wiping my ass.
19:53Wiping your ass.
19:55Yo why did you take it away?
19:56You go.
19:57You go.
19:57You go.
19:59I could've gone.
20:00I could've gone.
20:00Take a look at your hand.
20:01Where am I looking?
20:02This way.
20:03Yeah.
20:04Ready?
20:04You got your ass with your hand by the way.
20:06Didn't wash it and it's fine.
20:08Go.
20:09Okay.
20:09Spread your legs.
20:10Spread your legs.
20:11Yeah.
20:12Just wipe it.
20:12Natural.
20:13Put your hands on your mouth.
20:16Oh.
20:17Oh God.
20:18Yeah.
20:19As if you're grabbing a penis.
20:21Can't say that.
20:22Oh yeah.
20:22Literally.
20:24All right.
20:25Now.
20:26Deep throat.
20:27It doesn't say this.
20:28Is that an action?
20:29If this isn't on the card yet.
20:31The way I'm going to rip that bandana.
20:33You know what?
20:33Nevermind.
20:36Spread your legs.
20:37It already spread.
20:38Grab your.
20:39Dick.
20:40Penis.
20:42Now say ow.
20:44Ow.
20:46STD.
20:47Now let go.
20:49Now grab your penis again.
20:51Say ow.
20:52Ow.
20:53Now grab your other area.
20:57Your other area?
20:57No.
20:58No.
20:58In front.
20:59Yeah.
20:59Now say ow.
21:00Ow.
21:01What just.
21:03What just happened?
21:04What just happened?
21:06What just happened?
21:07I don't think we know.
21:08I think I caught something.
21:10I don't know bro.
21:11Squeezing my dick.
21:11We're saying the same thing bro.
21:12We're saying the same thing as you.
21:13Any guess?
21:14Any guess?
21:15I mean I liked his guess with STD.
21:16His balls hurt.
21:19Blue balls.
21:20Getting kicked in the balls.
21:23Grab your other area.
21:25Ow.
21:26How would I have done that?
21:27You can say fall to the floor and grab your penis.
21:30Come on bro.
21:30Enough.
21:31Enough bro.
21:33How could I have done that?
21:34I don't know bro.
21:35It's difficult.
21:36What just happened?
21:36What about the whole mouth part?
21:38Yeah.
21:38Yeah.
21:38So let's talk to me about that.
21:40Three.
21:41Two.
21:42One.
21:43Put your knees together.
21:45Like really close together.
21:47Yeah.
21:47All right.
21:47Put your arms down.
21:49Put them in front of your crotch area.
21:51Tilt your head to the side.
21:54And you're quite embarrassed.
21:56I bet myself.
21:57You're quite embarrassed.
21:58I peed myself.
22:02I can't say like imagine.
22:04Am I an ugu girl?
22:05Am I?
22:05Your crotch.
22:08Your crotch.
22:09My crotch.
22:10Your crotch.
22:11Your crotch.
22:11Your crotch.
22:12What do I do to it?
22:13Turn away from the others.
22:15Oh.
22:16Turn away from the others.
22:19Yeah nice.
22:19Really nice.
22:20I'm naked.
22:21Yeah.
22:21I'm flaccid.
22:22I'm embarrassed with my small penis.
22:23You spotted a lady in front of you.
22:24And you've turned away even more.
22:26Fuck.
22:27Nice lady.
22:28Oh.
22:30I'm hiding my boner.
22:31Oh.
22:32Hiding your boner.
22:34Oh.
22:34Last second.
22:36Good dap.
22:37Yeah.
22:38I thought I had a small penis.
22:39Can I get out?
22:40No.
22:40It's because I was going to say.
22:41Imagine your crotch is growing.
22:42I was going to try and get your crotch to get bigger.
22:44But.
22:44See how like I tell him to do so.
22:46Could I tell him to get out?
22:48Yeah.
22:48Yeah.
22:49I could try.
22:49Because then it would have been hiding the boner.
22:52You've seen a nice lady.
22:53Oh shit.
22:53Sorry.
22:54You've seen a nice lady.
22:55Three.
22:56Two.
22:57One.
22:57Okay.
22:58Put your hand out in front of you.
22:59Your right hand.
23:00In front of you.
23:03All right.
23:04Can we pause the timer while Michael poses himself please.
23:07That came real natural.
23:08That was way too natural.
23:09It's a natural.
23:10Way too natural.
23:11This is reaction service.
23:12FBI.
23:13We got him.
23:14Just.
23:16All right.
23:17Continue.
23:18Right hand in front of you.
23:20Thumb and index finger close together.
23:23You know what it is though.
23:24What?
23:24Your thumb and your index finger.
23:26Your forefinger.
23:27Close together.
23:28Darts.
23:28No, no, no, no.
23:29Did I say do that?
23:30No.
23:31Put that towards your lips.
23:33Put it away from your lips.
23:35Smoking.
23:37Smoking a zoo.
23:37Yeah.
23:38Yeah.
23:38That was it.
23:40Let's go.
23:41Smoking a joint.
23:42Darts.
23:43Darts.
23:43Darts.
23:44Who does darts from here?
23:50Darts.
23:52Darts.
23:53Darts.
23:54Darts.
23:54Darts.
24:14Darts.
24:17Darts.
24:20Darts.
24:33Darts.
24:35Knee up first and then left knee kick.
24:37Huh?
24:38You hear it?
24:39Again?
24:40Right knee up, left knee kick.
24:45Right, now drop to the floor.
24:48Yeah, you dropped to the floor.
24:50You kicked, now drop to the floor.
24:52On your front, please.
24:53That's why I said back on front, you fucking kidding me.
24:56Let's start again, let's start again, let's start again.
24:59Right, right knee up, left knee kick, drop to the floor.
25:04Right, now imagine, no, fuck the floor.
25:09What?
25:10What?
25:11And look to the right, with your finger in your mouth.
25:16All right.
25:20Bro just wanted to have fun with me.
25:22I sort of noticed that.
25:25Time, do you have any guesses?
25:26I'm super kawaii and you love this.
25:30Or wrong, which means you guys get a guess.
25:31I was either going to say Magic Mike or being a stripper,
25:33basically.
25:34It was any TikTok dance.
25:38It's quite difficult, that one.
25:40You're the wet-ass pussy.
25:41Oh, is that what I was doing?
25:42Yeah, yeah.
25:42Oh, that's what the kick was.
25:45Oh, you could have done this, though.
25:47All right, next one.
25:48Three, two, one.
25:50All right, give me your hand.
25:52No, wait, don't give me your hand.
25:53Right hand.
25:55Oh, fuck.
25:56Now close it.
25:58Now shake.
26:00Oh.
26:01Now.
26:02Came natural as well.
26:03Throw.
26:06Uh, nighting on someone.
26:08What?
26:09He said this, do that.
26:11Go casino and play the game.
26:11Do it again, do it again.
26:12Don't help him.
26:13Rolling some dice.
26:14Rolling dice.
26:15Rolling dice, yeah.
26:16They've been losing, bro.
26:18Good job.
26:19What do you say?
26:21Making someone nuts.
26:22It's not safe for work.
26:23Nighting on someone.
26:24Nighting on someone.
26:26All right, Josh.
26:27It's not safe for work, charades.
26:29Nighting on someone, bro.
26:30Three, two, one, go.
26:32Josh, both hands behind your back.
26:37Tighten your wrists next to each other, yeah.
26:39And scream and cry.
26:44I'm being arrested?
26:45On your knees.
26:46I'm being arrested?
26:46Yeah.
26:47That's it.
26:48It's being arrested.
26:51It was getting arrested.
26:54You guys have no chance, bro.
26:55Yeah.
26:56All right, so the score is currently 13-9.
26:59Ugh.
27:00Which means this is worth five points.
27:04Oh.
27:05But you guys have a go afterwards.
27:06Oh, go sick.
27:07Three, two, one, go.
27:09All right, put your right hand in front of you.
27:13Put your left hand on your genitalia area.
27:16Lift your left hand up slightly.
27:18No, no, no, no, no, up, not out, up, no.
27:21Put your left hand on your crotch.
27:24Now pull upwards.
27:27Just up, no, up, bro.
27:29No, pull up.
27:30Okay, now put your right hand down below that.
27:34Ugh.
27:34This is vulgar.
27:35This is vulgar.
27:35This is vulgar.
27:35You're holding something in your right hand.
27:37Whoa.
27:37Yeah.
27:38Close your hand like you're holding something.
27:39Put it below your left hand.
27:42And move it around carefully.
27:46Carefully.
27:50Rotate your hand 180 degrees.
27:52Yeah.
27:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
27:55That's a bad wrist as well.
27:56Be careful.
27:56No, stop.
27:57Stop, stop, stop.
27:58Give me time here.
27:59Rotate your hand once 180 degrees.
28:02No.
28:05Turn your hands the other way around.
28:07Okay.
28:08Now move it up and down carefully.
28:11Think of a film, JJ.
28:14Stop.
28:15They're going to get five points.
28:16What am I doing?
28:17Am I shaving my pews?
28:19Yes, you are.
28:20What are you doing?
28:23Oh, my.
28:24Five points.
28:25God.
28:26I mean, you weren't.
28:27You weren't.
28:28You weren't doing that.
28:29You were doing this.
28:30All right, the final one.
28:32Chef in my pubes.
28:33My cooking them.
28:35Josh and Ethan, you need this to win.
28:36Is it one point?
28:37So this is worth five points.
28:38Oh, okay.
28:39So, to win.
28:40You need this.
28:41Two.
28:42One.
28:43Ooh.
28:45Okay.
28:45Walk very slowly on the spot.
28:48And you're smiling.
28:50Wow, what a great.
28:50That's so creepy.
28:51What a great day you're having right now.
28:54What a great day.
28:56Now grab your heart.
28:58Fall to the floor slowly.
29:02Grab your neck.
29:04Stop the blood.
29:08I've been attacked in East London.
29:11Grab your chest.
29:12I've been stabbed.
29:14I'm having a heart.
29:15I'm having a heart.
29:16When you grab something, make your whole body shake vigorously.
29:18No, not shake.
29:19Like one big blow.
29:21Oh, fuck a bed by the floor.
29:24I've been shot or I'm having a heart attack.
29:26He's been shot.
29:28There it is.
29:30I cheated a little bit.
29:31For your troubles will allow the cheating.
29:33So, well done.
29:34He did cheat.
29:37He went, oh, grab your chest.
29:38Like, pew.
29:41There it is.
29:42Sure reigns.
29:42Fucking hell.
29:43Josh and Ethan are the winners.
29:45Good job.
29:45Well deserved.
29:46Take one big blow to the chest.
29:47I did.
29:47I did.
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