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00:06welcome back to sidecast i've been to australia and i've dragged this man back with me i was
00:11kidnapped yeah much against his uh wanting to be here yes i know i love sidecasts it's always fun
00:17i have a great time that's why i say yes give us one good reason why um
00:26see i can't even say money because you guys get paid i don't um no it's something to do
00:31company no it's something to do like i think jet lag's so bad that i could just sit at like
00:35your house and just rot yeah like this it's good to have an activity well i've got something for
00:40you to do uh can you do my eye drops please i absolutely could if you want yeah i because
00:45i
00:45have really bad eyes so i could do you need so you don't know was this pre-pand
00:52you have to
00:55ethan's got a full form for this why
01:02wash your hands after just wash your hands after you have to do the long range dropper
01:07snipe it from high that did the thing come off i did the same thing uh to my wife she
01:14was raging
01:14you got like three drops in there oh yeah okay well if i have do you need both eyes
01:19no just one no thanks bro oh yeah that's that shit don't cry bro i get some like
01:25i need to get some like uh what hand sanitizer or something oh thanks doctor that guy's that
01:31guy's gonna have some gunk on you i'm gonna be doing the charity match with just like two pink
01:37guys so so landon's here if it's something to do like putting in yes yes what's what's happening
01:43with the eye ethan i don't know i did his podcast yesterday and it was absolutely fine
01:47like i didn't have any issues then like about 10 o'clock last night i just had some gunk yeah
01:52just fall out of it i was like oh that's big so those antibiotic eye drops i don't know
01:57they're just eye drops these are uh eye drops itchy and watery eyes which i do have
02:02uh they is distilled witch hazel uh bpc uh uh bpc come on bro he's got the the what are
02:10they
02:11called the peptides come on come on who's on peptides bpc body protection compound wow
02:17you don't know about the peptides in america they got they got a hundred different peptides
02:24they all inject in them clavicular that's all i know so um azempic is like a peptide okay
02:32and they're finding why are you bringing that up to me huh why azempic because there were no
02:37food cues for the food vans at coachella because everyone is taking so much azempic no one's eating
02:44food at coachella crushing our economy is what you're telling me no there was some guy and he
02:48was he was a he was a he was a larger guy but he was like i love this he
02:52was like this is great for
02:53me any of the food drugs yeah win for the fat people yeah but surely we're like cooked though
02:59right like surely like azempic and stuff's too good to be true um but there's no like long-term
03:06research is there so like a lot of the things that we know like for example drugs like paracetamol
03:13has got so much study into it we know that it does a good job and this is like still
03:17current
03:18oh yeah you're losing weight amazing but like when you're 60 well it wasn't even built for that what
03:23was it it was built for some other use and that's so they found out that it kills your appetite
03:26as
03:27well what was it yeah i mean i'm not a doctor but no i've heard this before oh what was
03:32it what was
03:32it and also the dosing of all of these well yeah but it's also like the start of like a
03:38tsunami
03:38like you mentioned the peptides and stuff like you're gonna be injecting the entire alphabet
03:43into yourself soon why not well i'm gonna find out a to z but literally it's like surely we're
03:50fucked but also are we because again like i know this is we have been for a long time this
03:55is a crazy
03:56argument but like look at the middle like the middle ages when people died at age 40 because they
04:02didn't have they didn't brush their teeth they didn't shower they didn't use soap so like you wouldn't
04:06say like oh we're doing all this why are you doing all this unnatural scientific stuff when it
04:11has doubled our lifespan like yeah okay i think there's a difference between like yeah the whole
04:16alphabet yeah yeah penicillin i'm i just think like you know that's what the scientific trials for and
04:21all this stuff has nothing it's just made like a lab in china america approved that shit but that's
04:27what i mean i think it's like some of these are probably going to be good but it's literally trial
04:31by
04:31fire yeah i think like honestly ozempic's probably a net positive on the american health care
04:36system they've said that so many people were dying from obesity related conditions that actually
04:41ozempic even though it might be causing lots of other issues it's also actually reducing like
04:46mortality across the board yeah because then then people was dying from fat yeah no there's definitely
04:51like roi there's good roi for certain people but i think there's certain people who probably don't
04:56need it as well yes agreed yeah if you're gonna like if you're like 400 pounds or something like
05:01it's probably worth trying yeah um because heart disease is bad um how did we get here i don't
05:06actually don't know i'll go back to your eyeball i guess you said it's the cpo it usually comes from
05:12like uh it comes from poop particles i think what comes from poop particles well like pink eye comes
05:16from poop particles but i don't you have a child so that could be normal it doesn't have to be
05:20a
05:20weird thing but it could just be a bit dark too also hay fever's fucking me up right now hay
05:24fever's
05:25i think i mean you could google it it could be dirt but or usually it's poop particles because
05:30it's easy to like you know a lot about these why do you know so much about these people you
05:35know i've
05:35had bad eyes man like i've i used to have to put like eye drops like four different types of
05:39eye
05:39drops in every day like shit sucked how are your eyes now well i had a lot of procedures done
05:43where
05:43they're mostly okay maybe not today that's good but that's why i'm weirdly educated on the eyeballs
05:47what procedures i'm glad you was here oh just like a lot of lasers on my eyelids is that why
05:51like no never mind is that why maybe maybe but they actually work that's good no it's actually
06:02been massively like an improvement on like all my life did you the one thing they do for loads of
06:06people who have um laser eye surgery and it goes wrong they spin up platelets from their own blood
06:11and make um drops out of the um out of plasma from their own blood did you have that no
06:17i that's
06:17oddly specific but no i didn't have that yeah a lot like one in like one in ten thousand people
06:23who get laser eye surgery end up with devastating like like like what you had but maybe yeah yeah
06:31no i'm like burning dry sore eyes like they their tear ducts stopped working like you they're
06:37one in how many damage like it's something like one in ten thousand which is crazy yeah because i had
06:41like chronic dry eye plus like a few different other problems that didn't help that but yeah i finally
06:46you're from sun damage well yeah no i yeah when i was a tradie just like sun damage yeah uv
06:52weak left eye dry eyes it was a whole bunch of bullshit too much fortnight yeah yeah it was
06:57actually really bad to have a youtube career when that you have those problems too many screens so
07:02yeah i'm educated on the eye stuff because that's you know that was the joke when i was crying during
07:06the wedding stuff everyone's like it's just a bit of eye ligma it's fine you know nothing wrong
07:12real real men real men don't cry it's fine uh you you you know you're a big lead frontman leader
07:16for that yeah that movement now yes respect it nothing wrong with crying internet sensation you
07:21yes it's the most viral i've been in like i get cry merchant
07:25i only did it i only did it once so you don't get married so racism mate
07:30that's why a bit of racism yeah i should have checked my privilege before
07:38white man cries
07:42yes great crying though really good great clip yeah no it was good it was good i love how much
07:46my wife farmed it yeah that was really nice that's even that's really she got it got like
07:51probably like 50 million views just me crying not to mention not to mention just the edits like
07:56that was just on her tiktok i feel like people go feral for like online marriages yeah they go
08:01feral for it but i feel like they go even more feral for it than like a celeb marriage like
08:06they
08:06just go so feral for it well yeah like i said it's like i you know i know i've been
08:11famous throughout
08:12my life but like i never thought that many people would give a single fuck about getting married
08:16yeah and uh yeah it went beyond that as well just like there's like a wedding niche on tiktok
08:21where people just love wedding content yeah people who had no fucking clue who i was were
08:26just like this is amazing feral about it yeah that was good it's good i should get married more
08:31often yeah that's what i was about to say yeah how expensive would it be to continuously get like
08:35how many times could you run it back like get divorced a few times you just think like oh do
08:40the
08:40mess for that how many times can you run it back we're falling off slightly how many times
08:43well because like yeah you know there's obviously like the getting engaged that's like a good bit of
08:48content farming getting married that's a bit of content what do you think hollywood's been doing
08:52how many i think you know when it's time for me to have a kid i got a wedding for
08:56y'all when it's
08:57time for me to have a kid that's going to be a good bit of content fuck yeah and then
09:00it's like you
09:01know you can only do kids a few times and then it's like okay maybe run a divorce and if
09:05like you
09:05brought up an affair in the last cycle yeah i was honestly yeah he was pitching it could be a
09:12bit of
09:12content farming i described his wedding as the grand wedding affair because it was a whole weekend
09:16you said the lace beam affair yeah i yeah that's the one clip that my wife sent me
09:22talking about an affair yeah so i'm just thinking about more like you know the sort of the spectrum
09:28of content that we could i could get out of it fuck yeah or you pull a what like jake
09:33paul fake
09:33wedding yeah you know that's what that could be he had a lot of people sold on the fake wedding
09:39ppv'd ppv'd the fake wedding anyway i don't know i want to meet that person who paid who paid for
09:46jake paul and i want to interview the person who paid for jake paul married to mongo's wedding
09:52crazy marriage life i forgot that's a whole part of internet history i forgot about glazed over fast
09:57but people actually paid for that shit that is outrageous yeah what do we talk about because i'm
10:02the jet lag guy why am i no okay here's a question what what amount of money would it have
10:08taken for
10:09you to live stream your wedding ppv how many ppvs do you need people i genuinely think okay this is
10:15going to be the most unrelatable number but i do think it probably have to be about 20 million dollars
10:2020 million maybe with the with the amount of because then you just have like set up a good
10:25pre-campaign yeah maybe yeah maybe it's a proper market what's that 20 000 i'm doing i'm doing 10
10:32dollars no that's that's two million i think one milk maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you need a lot
10:39well i just think it's like it'd have to be enough where like i'm happy to farm that bit of
10:42content
10:43then go have a real wedding later yeah because like it's just you know like the coolest part of
10:47the wedding is like there's a lot of spectacle in it but it was like emotional like and they saw
10:51a
10:51bit of it but still like you know it's wholesome it's like everyone's letting loose like
10:55the recovery night was a bunch of like shirtless cowboys do you want to talk about that recovery
11:01night yeah so we had a wedding on like a farm like hours out of the city so we sort
11:06of had it
11:06be like a two or three day event um so we had the wedding day well we had a welcome
11:11dinner with
11:11bridal party such as uh fixed uh he was there then uh we had the actual wedding day and then
11:16a recovery
11:16day which was there was no recovering yeah we had like we had like a pickleball tournament in the
11:21morning and then it became a western afternoon so western like cowboys yeah because it was a cattle
11:26farm so it sort of made sense um but i think because you know all the stress of the wedding
11:31day was done it was good it became like a get absolutely munted like just get fucked up it's
11:37on a farm how many bottles of fireball disappeared that night i spent probably 25 000 on alcohol for my
11:43wedding and i think we got through i saw a garage full of it and i was like if this
11:47is gone this is
11:48bad news and it was bad and there's no like in australia there's a concept called rsa responsible
11:53serving of alcohol so if you're in a venue the bartender everyone did which everyone no we didn't
11:59no because if you're in a venue they have to be like oh dude this guy's fucked up he's cut
12:03off
12:04but like the bar staff were like family friends and because it was a private property
12:08the like you know if anyone dies it's on it's on us so the liability is like and they have
12:15like
12:15liability insurance so realistically there wasn't much to worry about like an ambulance was called
12:20at one point um but yeah it was kind of just get absolutely fucking obliterated and it's the
12:26drunkest i've seen pretty much the entire wedding guest list was how bad did you get vic um you know
12:33what i actually i was i was getting there but i i was also i ended up djing both both
12:39nights yeah
12:39you were you were being like like well behaved because you were djing like but you you were
12:43fucking awesome it was like thank you it was awesome like ilsa's auntie was up there like djing with
12:50your shit you were tolerating some like the whole table was shaking dude it looks like handing shots
12:56over the decks and they're just pouring on the deck and then they go vic i'm so sorry i'm like
13:00not my dad i just see the other dj in the corner like and it's like i don't know what
13:07it is like
13:07something about like the western outfits being completely wasted we got super gay like we were
13:14like it was it was like oh and the thing is most of the guests stayed yeah you can't put
13:20it online
13:20but you can show them um most of the guests were staying in tents it was literally broke back
13:24mountain there was like um it was just a bunch of shirtless cowboys hats stayed on though and the
13:29boots stayed on but something about it just everyone's wasted shirtless vic star dj and it
13:35was like 30 dudes just shirtless around him uh it looked like a real like usual i was gonna say
13:42washed up magic mike tragic mike is kind of great um and honestly i blacked out so i don't really
13:47know
13:47what happened yeah you were having a lot of fun and then you just disappeared oh i like it was
13:52bad
13:59about it on the last only very briefly okay good so we're not rehashing too much the gay western orgy
14:07like i could have been touching i don't know i quite like the the gay interaction when you get a
14:12little bit through oh it's just fun you'll find the video it was just and it just started like it
14:16started
14:17with it would be your wife's brother-in-law oh it was me it was me real weird so he
14:24took he took off
14:25his shirt yeah it was me and it was like it was like this is this is either like a
14:28point of
14:29everyone's taking off their shirts or it's just him both would have been fine i was about to say
14:35yeah you and jj did yeah you and jj yeah but i didn't do it first but i did i
14:40copied he was like
14:41during the speeches at dinner as well early doors during the speeches as well no i'll tell you what
14:49yeah josh's wedding was amazing but there was like the morning to then when we sat down for the
14:55there was such a long gap so i just got fucked i was gone by the time we sat down
15:01for the serious
15:02meal and speeches so then when we're all playing on the table i'll go back you take your shirt off
15:06then so we just sat at the table whilst people are doing like all these emotional speeches
15:09i took my shirt off yeah i took my shirt off too under much peer pressure from the group
15:18getting gay is my favorite man i love getting gay it's just good you know it's just good fun
15:23it's healthy for the just boys being boys exactly it's healthy for the friendships and it's also just
15:28you know it's okay yes get being gay is okay absolutely so like there's nothing wrong with
15:32testing those boundaries fuck yeah and who knows someone there might discover something that's also
15:36cool i've said if i was ever to get divorced i think i'd be a really happy gay dude i'm
15:42gonna
15:42they have so much fun i'm gonna find like the bloakiest bloke gay and do you know what we're
15:47gonna do we just i might not even marry you you're not getting it's important to have these
15:53discussions so you know if you do you're ready to activate and hey every now and then we might
16:01we're gonna watch sport we're gonna play dance together and we're just gonna be gay and happy
16:05but that's what i've thought about this weirdly like a large amount because it's just like imagine
16:09just like they have the exact same sex drive yeah and it's just like dudes just be fucking dudes
16:15and it's like there's no emotion in it like there's something about and look this could be completely
16:20wrong so i don't want to like discredit the entire like sexuality but like apparently like gay couples
16:25like the infidelity rates are insane just because everyone just be fucked they just everyone's so
16:30horny giving it up so it's like i'm going down the park there's a crazy gay sauna near our office
16:35in melbourne and sometimes you'll be i only walk past it i promise no no no but like you walk
16:41past
16:42and they literally have like a hop in their step as they go to walk in because they're just like
16:46fuck you i'm about to get dicked down and this is awesome like i'm about to blow some dude he's
16:51gonna
16:51blow me it's gonna be fun and then like i'm gonna leave yeah and i'll never think about it again
16:55yeah it's fucking there's no commitment i'm just gonna go and be gay for a bit and i'm gonna have
17:00a pep in my step for the whole week i do think like yeah if i or a limp i
17:04would have to i would
17:06have to try it i think if i yeah it didn't work out with ilsa and i i would have
17:09to try yeah i think
17:10i'd be a really happy gay i think you think that would be the first step you think after divorce
17:16you think that would be the first step i wouldn't even i don't think it'd be it'd be on the
17:21like
17:21spectrum of trying things yeah yeah you'd have to give it a go you'd have it on the spin wheel
17:25yeah yeah yeah spin the wheel what are we today oops oh my god i've fallen into the gay sauna
17:32whoopsie because worst case is close your eyes and unless they've got a beard you wouldn't feel
17:36too much different like if they've got a real like remember those old photos of keem star that
17:40used to go like yes like people would put it on your twitter replies of like a photo of like
17:46someone who looked like keem blowing some dude i don't know why that came to my head
17:51like the idea of like just like a beady dude just like anyway how do we get it it's like
18:00a dish
18:00scrubbing thing you know you missed out on the sideman thailand trip soy cowboy that would okay
18:05the clip the clip the clip of you dropping your shoulder i haven't seen the clip bro bro he's
18:09walking down soy cowboy and a girl comes up to grab his grab his nipple and he goes nope
18:17okay lady boys aren't even gay that's that's a whole other different topic
18:21i i we we was uh who was i with i was with you yeah i was with you where
18:26where where i abandoned oh
18:28well yeah yeah oh i said this to faith when i got home the lady boy we was in the
18:32van with yeah
18:33the breasts that sounds crazy the breasts look so real i couldn't stop looking at the man's breasts
18:40because i was like they look like so you had a good time you had a good time
18:44i was just good time in the van i was mind blown by the fact that this lady was just
18:48there with us
18:49and it's just like a chill thing over there i guess it's not even like controversial like no
18:53one even like they're just like set in stone over like everyone's cool with it that place is crazy
18:56it was not gay i i look i don't not even controversial opinion i ain't even gay no it's not
19:01gay have you
19:02been to thailand other than when we drove no i haven't i haven't you should you should go back
19:06apparently i should actually you yeah you definitely should if you yeah i might you've got the gay
19:11inkling like i am maybe just maybe well that's what most like divorced like middle-aged white dudes
19:16they do go to thailand they live there like kids on the expensive trip yeah i said you know what
19:21i see a life out here for me if if i was 48 you're not seeing the kids anymore
19:29i'm going straight to fucking thailand the wife leaves yeah yeah and i'm spending all my network
19:34oh but it would go a long way too it goes a long way i'm gonna have a different thai
19:40wife every day
19:41and just do and a thai husband a few times yeah i'm gonna go out there nothing wrong with that
19:46what i would like i i see the appeal for people that have had everything taken from them
19:51and i guess maybe they deserve it yeah yeah to have everything taken from you you must have done
19:56something bad but i see why they go there to respawn yeah respawn with like on easy
20:07the best respawn ever yeah so we're gonna edit this a little bit hopefully
20:13no i've said all the skills i think it's a magical place for that for rejects but not for you
20:21you
20:21didn't find it no no no i was not a fan i'm i i'm just not a fan of that
20:26yeah no it was too hot
20:28you could you're too hot you can't you can't trust anything you eat or drink you might think
20:32you're getting a nice explain what you did at the gas station in the morning
20:36explain to lannon we got put in a blindfold right we get dropped off at this random place in thailand
20:41we walk out for a little bit it's fucking boiling i'm thinking right to get me up i want the
20:46coffee
20:46so i go and get i go and get i'm not gonna get a hot coffee am i because that
20:50would really just
20:50send things west so i get a cold coffee which has ice in it bro i have this coffee and
20:57then but
20:57i'm going to toby bro i'm like our stomach's doing fucking i feel like that's the worst day
21:03to get that just he's doing speed and running running getting on whatever i'm like bro i'm
21:08gonna shit myself yeah that's brutal remember locky in thailand we're at kfc dude i was so
21:13stressed with everything yeah and locky's like and we me and lannon i think we just had chips
21:18he's like i gotta get the chicken bites and we're like bro don't don't do it man it's roadside kfc
21:25like middle of nowhere he's like nah i gotta do it man he gets it and then that night we're
21:31at the
21:32bar like having dinner he just disappears we don't see him again we see him the next morning he's white
21:36as a sheet we're like what happened he's like chicken bites he's like the bone marrow from dinner
21:43got me and we're like bro you ain't convincing anyone that the five-star hotel with the bone marrow
21:49got you and it wasn't the roadside kfc with transformers outside no there was bumblebee was
21:54like had a giant statue of bumblebee on a random like thailand like middle of nowhere like truck stop
22:00i love that i'll tell you what it is it's a really insane place to experience yeah i'm happy i
22:05experienced it but like for me is it for me no and i'm allowed to have that but like i
22:09was happy to
22:09experience it and i'm glad i could not live there but i like going there just seeing the craziness
22:14yeah i want to go there i would like to go to the southern really pretty i was gonna say
22:17from what
22:18i've heard you'd enjoy other bits of thailand i just don't think bangkok was dude driving
22:23is massive as well i need a wee wee is that okay and you go you go i'm going to
22:26go for a wee wee okay
22:27guys am i got a little gay on the way back you know that's okay that's okay good luck guys
22:31so do we
22:31talk while he's gone yeah yeah we continue yeah so look once again i'm the jet lagged one so i
22:36don't
22:36really even know where i am right now so i i feel like no i'm saying i feel like i
22:39i'm not
22:40responsible for what's just happened like whatever the fuck that conversation that's fine or where
22:44we've gone or where we this is what side plus is for you i feel like we should uh what
22:48you want a
22:48more wholesome no fuck no um unless i'm more degenerate i could go so degenerate but ilse would kill
22:53me um i got stories um i want to hear these stories oh one day mate one day one day
23:02in my
23:02retirement arc um charity match that's why you're here yes the elephant in the room which will this
23:09be out before or after before this is out on friday just oh okay matches tomorrow oh how are you
23:16feeling how are you feeling this year i've done absolutely nothing so um i've done anti-training
23:21because training clearly has not led to any results and last year i got injured and i literally could
23:25not kick a ball if i wanted to okay um so we're gonna see how it goes it's probably the
23:29least
23:30stressed i've ever been before a charity match do you get stressed before charity oh i have chronic
23:34anxiety especially when it's like i was saying to vick yesterday but when i'm doing content and it's
23:39not like i just feel like i've done all types of content now that i feel reasonably confident in my
23:45abilities but something about physical content like i just don't have any physical ability so
23:50the idea of like running around like an injured penguin in front of everybody i just like start
23:55from a point of being uncomfortable and i start from like a point of being anxious so it's really
23:59hard to like everything it's really well yeah it's really easy to overthink and i believe that like
24:05yeah normal content i don't mind being the butt of the joke like being stupid like it's my thing like
24:09i'm never good at anything yeah but something about like it might just be the childhood trauma of
24:13being bullied but something about like looking awkward and shit doing a physical activity just
24:19hits me in a different way and i've done it now where it's like no matter how like goofy i
24:23am no
24:24one gives a fuck it's just funny i joined some of the bullies though when when did they play in
24:27a wembley no exactly i mean i think my childhood bully became a meth addict so like i feel like
24:31it's not i mean there was a few of them most of them like like you know we all grew
24:36up and we
24:36went out drinking and shit like that like everyone was cool like once you grow up but
24:39yeah a few of them have problems so i already feel better than them i don't need to hold
24:43wembley over their head um but yeah i think it's just that like physical awkwardness because i just
24:49never did any foot sports like any feet sports like i can throw and catch all right but like
24:52because i play baseball but like yeah i just i got no coordination and i watch back the clips of
24:58me
24:58running around i'm like holy fuck bro this guy it's his first day on earth dude that's why it's so
25:03good
25:03though no no but i was i was thinking that a lot yeah i did like a tiktok where i
25:07was like watching
25:08everyone else train i'm like i actually think it's better that i'm shit because it really makes
25:12everyone else look functional and i think like you're doing us all a good service i think it's
25:16like you'd want the complete dog shit players because then it makes like you or simon just look
25:20otherworldly like like obviously you're good but like you look like prime messy when i'm running
25:26next to you bro when i watch myself play football i think i look so awkward everything is unorthodox
25:32i've got super long limbs for my size so like my arms are flaring all over the place i don't
25:36like
25:36how i look playing football i'm an ugly footballer that's why i decide that's just such bullshit
25:42it's funny when you're a full sprint you're funny yeah my arms yeah it works though it works
25:45i've seen you do some shit bro hey tell me tell me tell me you're in good you're in peak
25:50physical
25:51form i don't know if you get injured we might as well we might as well proceed okay good i
25:55don't
25:56know about physical form but i'm injury free i'm amongst all the sidemen you lot should we kill
26:02him it's so dark you're not even gonna be able to see bro you lot are getting done you're gonna
26:05have an eye patch i'm just turning my eye red because i bleed it ah i bleed youtube all-stars
26:10oh it's
26:11gonna be so dark oh yeah i just just do some the next few days look after yourself
26:15should i go take a nap yeah actually you yeah you have a nap i want your legs in the
26:21hyper ice
26:23i want i want you sauna i want you take take some take some creatine stretching and collagen
26:30collagen some creatine start creatine loading now for that explosion how do you feel before
26:34like the games because you are actually like good expected to bag yeah there's always online there's
26:42always like an expectation for like me and simon to like score goals and like do stuff but i never
26:47have that kind of feeling or urge when i'm on the pitch so i don't have that pressure beforehand
26:53every time i play football like i never care about scoring you guys are different headspace right
26:56you're in football yeah i'm just playing football like i want i want the ball to move around i want
27:00things to look nice i want people to score goals but i'm not fussed about it being me like i
27:04don't feel
27:05like i have to do something i don't look at the clock like 89 minutes and think oh bro i
27:09still
27:09haven't scored that's because you've never not scored in the game yeah but i'm never trying to
27:14i've never tried to is my point so like i don't really have kind of that pressure on it but
27:21people do like to heat that pressure on you know going like oh yeah hat trick today mate
27:26it's not that easy you make it look easy bro dad you messaged me yesterday so i'm expecting three
27:31from you there dad you yeah how did you feel when you said that i have shut up dad i've
27:37never played
27:38above midfield nor have i ever received the ball anywhere near like the box at all then i'm gonna
27:45make that my goal just make sure it stays on the ground please like i can i can handle the
27:49ball if
27:50it's on the ground but if there's any sort of bounce to it bro it's going it's going fucking
27:55haywire you are etched in sidemen charity match history because you started the counter attack
27:59that led to that manny diving header okay i i yeah because what's it called like a pre-assist or
28:04some shit oh it was a pre-pre-pre-assist yeah yeah yeah no but it was on a stat
28:09sheet on the first
28:09charity match i had one stat and it was like that it was like a pre-pre-pre-something yeah
28:14yeah he
28:14tackled who did he tackle was it jj or i just know theo i did something it was on the
28:19left i think
28:19tackled someone the ball come to me i passed it to chris he passed it back to me crossed it
28:23to manny
28:23and he scored yeah because i think um like it really pissed me off and i mean he didn't score
28:28last year was an own goal uh but when locky played last year he immediately got put on as a
28:33forward
28:34and like he immediately got the ball like right near the goal and i said some bullshit i've never
28:39even had one opportunity like that now i'd fuck it up but like i don't even know if i want
28:44to play
28:44forward at all where would you want to play ideally i would say like right center mid or something
28:48because it's like we could probably you could be completely forgotten yeah and like it's like
28:52your fault if you don't nothing is my fault yeah but i can just like run up and if there's
28:58a lucky
28:58bounce and i can have a shot whereas like i always end up like right back or something like that
29:03on the
29:04wings and then it's just too much running to get all the way up there and then get back yeah
29:08so
29:08passenger on the wings yeah yeah yeah like if i get the ball there and i'm like i'm just kicking
29:13it
29:13one of you just because i can't dribble i can't there's no like me moving with the ball at all
29:17so you can passenger pretty well on the wing oh yeah i feel like being forward there's too much
29:21pressure for me to like to go back to the anxiety um i just like to be invisible and let's
29:25get one
29:25lucky chance yeah
29:31i don't feel like that's accurate i feel like i played more than 42 minutes by the way
29:44i feel like respectfully i probably shouldn't say that i feel like it's not accurate let's see
29:49where's vic star because i was i was on the pitch but i wasn't there like last game i wasn't
29:55in the
29:55right back vic no i was yeah i was you're moving
29:5971 minutes what was i doing for 71 minutes how many touches like uh it's not scroll oh there we
30:06go
30:06how many touches does it say let's keep scrolling down yeah 13 touches four in the opposition box
30:12let's go yeah let's go one interception one recovery wait zero tackles i was right back by the
30:17way i was right back and i had zero look the goal is just to get better stats this year
30:21and josh
30:22wants to put me back there 86 pass accuracy yeah respect i did my job all right bez let me
30:27see
30:27your heat map because your heat map must be crazy yeah most touches in the game last year
30:33oh no holy shit everywhere bro he's active all right we're cooked 55 touches in 79 minutes one goal
30:41one assist come on just yeah if you see me with the ball just give me like one second just
30:45give me a
30:45second to breathe bro about this yesterday on toby's podcast and he was saying i had you feeling
30:50about this one i was like i used to really care because i've never scored on yeah especially
30:54the west hand one yeah that was the west hand one was massive for me so like i really cared
30:59about
30:59scoring would you say that was bigger than the wembley goal yeah yeah without of course of course
31:03yeah the only way that goal would have been bigger is if it was at your original yeah yeah the
31:08original ground it would have been life changing but like it still is but that game i really cared and
31:13to do
31:14it as the first goal was amazing because then i could just like enjoy the rest of the game i
31:17did
31:18that once wembley like i remember i played like 30 minutes that game because i scored then i just sat
31:24on the side and then wembley i sort of like i knew i was gonna score because i everyone's not
31:30that good
31:31if you know what i mean if you just strike it on target and you play a lot don't you
31:34yeah i play
31:35yeah it's like you probably play the most out of yeah i feel like i've got to a level now
31:39where
31:39you can just relax in those games and sort of i was like it's nice watching other people do funny
31:45cool shit now or bad shit yeah like i only ever really not to pump my own trumpet but i
31:50only ever
31:51really turn it on if like the game needs game needs like yeah even like in the last game at
31:57wembley
31:57when like it got to like i think they was two goals up and i i remember i was shouting
32:02to simon i was like
32:03yeah come on raise it now like get going is that before you scored might be yeah that's where we
32:08have the really nice passage of playing and then i've made the run and i'm like yeah cut it so
32:12it's
32:12just yes i often tell myself the same thing get it going unfortunately i keep doing that after the
32:19game's over it's also i think i just do a lot of the stuff that no one really watches or
32:24cares for
32:24in charity matches the off the board stuff yeah so i do i do a lot of that shit but
32:28i enjoy that
32:29the shit exciting i'm actually pretty excited it feels it'll be so fresh i get excited the day
32:34before a charity match everything in the build up to it is noise the training day is so fun
32:39training day now that we have a training day it's absolutely sick yeah i love the training day
32:43it's also yeah it's gonna be very interesting to see you guys split up yeah because like always
32:47being on sidemen too it feels like not like i've always i've always played more minutes than i
32:51ever thought i deserve so i'm never complaining but it's like it is it feels maybe more balanced
32:56in the sense that like more people rotating through and stuff yeah like no we're just eating
33:00all the minutes now side men get 90 minutes each well that's what i mean but previously it was like
33:05seven of you on the same team but yeah if you have seven of us and usually there's a keeper
33:09outside
33:10the jj was keeper it's like you're gonna have all the 10 outfield spots it's like half the time
33:14it's seven side men we have one less player as well we have one less sub this year i think
33:18we had
33:18seven and we have six it's gonna be way better for the other people that have been invited because
33:22spread out you just more people get the game time so i think it'd be a good thing exciting times
33:27come on what else has happened what have you guys done recently um anything controversial
33:33no no we've been doing pretty well um we had our series come out didn't we
33:38netflix series i don't know if you did you watch that i don't i've never really watched an inside
33:42would you go fuck no no okay yeah no tunnel's supposed to be on it but she couldn't make it
33:49yeah she'd be great at like good but you're not interested at all i just think it's not that
33:54it's like i think you'd be incredible in there maybe like it could be good i just think it's more
33:58of like i feel like it's such a cool opportunity for people to discover new people too though yes
34:03like i don't know i don't want to say like i've been around the block and i've done too much
34:08shit
34:08where it's like but what do you ever really have well do you ever really have like old heads in
34:13it
34:13like yeah i've never watched them to be fair but like we had joe joe weller was super loved joe
34:19weller was like super well received he got voted out early but he was like one of the like most
34:24like people yeah um who else have we had he was like an og in there og that content creator
34:29yeah
34:29maybe not og content creators but og people yeah patrice everett yeah yeah i guess white howard
34:34yeah was legendary you're not that old bro no i just thought it was just more for like people in
34:39a different stage of their like content journey maybe but i mean i could be wrong about that the
34:43beautiful thing about is it works for both like you can have people at the start of their content
34:46journey and people at a way further stage of their content did really well actually you could like
34:52argue that he's been creating for a long time yeah he went in and he was like one of the
34:55favorites
34:55of that season jinj yeah it's really good for building like your uk um audience or status if you will
35:03like alhan just gets recognized everywhere now yeah by people even outside our usual sphere of
35:10influence actually how did it do us and stuff as well i did really well actually yeah it was
35:14the what did it make it to number one in the u.s are you doing a second u.s
35:17inside uh i don't
35:18think we know about us yeah it did top 10 it did top 10 sorry i want to address something
35:24okay
35:26alhan laughed at my mere presence the vikstar files the vikstar files i wasn't that offended
35:35it wasn't that deep and it certainly wasn't an hour it was like four or five minutes of him just
35:41he couldn't laugh he couldn't not laugh but i wasn't like raging i was just a bit bemused i was
35:47like
35:48oh okay i i don't know what's funny but sure it was so it was it was funny because we
35:54just couldn't
35:54get the intro done just could not get the intro done with that he's he's something um yeah and
36:00also i will say in in my challenge certainly like he was consistently talking over parts of the game
36:08where people had to be quiet and that's all cut from the edit because if you imagine that challenge
36:12is four minutes in the edit but when we filmed it it was like two hours of me and harry
36:16sat there
36:17and we're trying to move the show along and that's why it looked like i got rattled in the
36:22space of a minute but this imagine this is 40 minutes of him talking when production saying can
36:26he not talk so we haven't got like audio clashing we're making this is the thing like even i had
36:31so
36:31yeah just to clear it up people are going oh toby's being such a teacher why is he why is
36:35he making
36:35him shut up i've got production in my ear going we're shooting a whole show where people have
36:39timings to hit and things need to happen all the games would have just taken hours yeah if you didn't
36:45do
36:45sorry about it so it's down to like the compliance and stuff because you've got to set certain rules
36:49and you've got to overlook explain to the contestants so when you've got to have everyone
36:53being quiet and someone's being like everyone making a noise it's unfair advantage yeah obviously
36:58we're not going to include that in the show yeah but yeah it's frustrating yeah i actually felt bad
37:02because these other people are trying yeah competing for money and so if someone on the other side has
37:06been given an advantage that stops them getting voted out because they overheard someone else cheating
37:11and like giving them the answer that is a problem like it's yeah but anyway that's that's that's all
37:16i'm gonna say why couldn't you be spicy with it why couldn't you be like fuck that guy i could
37:21have
37:21but that's not that's not me i'm just gonna why do you always catch strays wasn't there a bunch of
37:25podcast clips saying they hate you or your least favorite i don't know all i remember is i saw a
37:30tiktok clip and i said like i said something i was like suck my dick or something like that he's
37:34my
37:34favorite um i don't really remember anyway that's fine don't want drama isn't it funny that you have
37:40to have compliance for such like dumb challenges that you invent like jimmy beast has to deal with
37:45that all the time like he invents the dumbest fucking thing in the world to do for a video
37:49and there's some guy in a suit who has to like write it all down make sure there's no unfair
37:54advantages like monitor all it would be like technically you can money launder for a game show
37:58the way they put like someone you know in it's hilarious you will throw this dice
38:07and if it does not land it's just like explain it to an alien and if you want to make
38:11any changes
38:11like oh you can't do that no no yeah but it has to happen though because like i think mr
38:16beast after
38:17he did his first beast games some of the contestants people tried to sue him right now the whole point
38:21of compliance is obviously to protect us from that lawsuit and also it just like it feels fair
38:26no yeah for some of those contestants the amount of money they can win is literally going to change
38:31their life so i don't want them to lose it over someone else trolling yeah like oh at least not
38:36while i'm there yeah like if i leave and you troll and you're fucking with someone else's you know
38:40crazy money stack sure but i'm not going to sit there as the host and let it happen yeah for
38:45sure
38:45i stood on business and i got a mixed response yeah do you only do inside with like already somewhat
38:50known people like who already have maybe some money or is it that is the current status whether that
38:56changes we don't know but that's we do that because at the moment we feel like uh we need
39:02people who are going to make content yeah and we don't want people sweating inside because if people
39:06sweat inside it's not nothing gets bought from the shop there's no drama points and it's not it's not
39:11it's not entertaining to watch yeah it's a bit dystopian as well certain people casting it is is hard
39:16because you have to have like certain archetypes of like spenders and savers yeah and there's like a
39:21healthy balance and content creators are inevitably going to be spenders because that's how they get
39:25screen time when they get content so yeah they clip farm by spending and that makes the show
39:29entertaining like clip farmers do well yeah so yeah but no it's not for you no i don't know maybe
39:37i
39:37just i haven't transparently watched i see clips but i don't like maybe i do not which season
39:41should you watch i think usa i think usa season one how much reality tv do you watch i think
39:49the
39:49latest one's the best one we've ever got a little bit usually it's like ilsa's watching some shit and
39:52i go oh this is lame and i end up watching it do you do it depends what you like
39:56like if you like
39:56just drama then i think the american one they were so good at the drama this season was like funny
40:03but i don't think they were as good at the drama no no yeah like it just like legit if
40:08you want drama
40:09watch the us one if you want like an entertaining series watch the the latest uk one or the first
40:14season the first season was really good who knows might happen might happen and also the thing that
40:20it can be good it cannot be good but if you're in that house for like seven days cameras rolling
40:25like
40:2612 hours 16 hours 12 hours a day you're gonna have moments yeah like that will make it into the
40:32show
40:32so if you're like just an entertaining person you'll come across well yeah fair so there we go
40:37maybe we'll see i just don't think i'd spend any money i'd feel quite bad because like i just don't
40:41need it i'd be in that shop i'd feel i just don't i feel i'd be taking yeah but then
40:47that that would be
40:48your role and then you'd be the one i'm too nice of a person when you're at home do you
40:53do the thing
40:53where like you check the fridge and then don't get anything out do you ever do that i do that
40:58so i
40:58yeah all right you'd be a slender then i guarantee it because the boredom that's your like you just
41:02do that yeah maybe out of will maybe you're gonna be sat there for seven days you're gonna go to
41:07the
41:07shop and go i'd be just trying to feel something yeah i love that wait what are you saying like
41:12when you you know when you're at home yeah i will often just leave my office go open the fridge
41:17even though not because you're not just out of your border oh i'll open the fridge look and i
41:23know that there's nothing in there i really want but like i might grab something i don't go to the
41:27fridge unless i know really yeah so you wouldn't be a spender here's a question lanon okay so let's
41:32say you're in there and you've all agreed that like for the next day you're not doing any meal
41:37upgrades to save money from the prize pool and then you like walk into the shop and you see someone
41:42who's like sneakily trying to order a meal upgrade are you gonna what are you gonna do snitching
41:47strangle them to death okay cast them well i just feel like that would piss me off because i feel
41:52like
41:52if you're in and the only similar experiences i've had is like the beast seven day challenges where
41:58like we're eating like basically dog shit for seven days and if one of those guys suddenly had like
42:03a big mac or some shit and it came at the cost of me having something i'd be i would
42:07kill
42:09maybe we don't need that on inside i don't know like can i buy a bat from the store and
42:14use it on
42:14i'm like what's the yeah i i i think i'd crash the fuck yeah maybe that wouldn't bro i crash
42:20out
42:20like among us and like someone getting like the role wrong or something we uh me and uh jocky reacted
42:26to your biggest among us rage ever thanks to me and you know what you know but i said actually
42:32i
42:32watched it and i was like you know what that's passion and i said people we need more passion
42:37that's what the game needs you you might be the most passionate side minimum well it's just fun
42:41like i actually care to be i like filming stuff i used to and but you guys join us come
42:47back
42:48you guys like film so much shit at this point that like i just i'm like kind of just bored
42:54with
42:54my own videos so much that like i just enjoy filming certain things and like the relationship
42:59i have with chip fat we just talk all the time and like talk while we're doing the edit like
43:02oh what
43:02can i do for this and like tells me that like i don't know i just feel like it's he
43:05cooked with
43:06the harry potter episode i'm so sad i miss that i'm sad so good he's got all the little harry
43:12potter
43:12clips like yeah nah he's so good he's so good i know you pay him well but pay him more
43:17if we could
43:17if we could put him in some sort of fucking chamber and just breed him oh my god and then
43:22like super
43:23if we could just super grow chip fat all right we're uh launching chip fat breeding
43:28chip farming wait he's not even chip farming it's crazy no because what we need to we need to like
43:33get get him incubate him and then like just clone him it's so many of them he edits on on
43:39final cut
43:40as well like that's crazy the best the stuff that he pulls off is the best yeah i've never seen
43:45anything like it he's the goat it's such a good community around those videos that i find fun
43:50and like i just don't have to think about anything other than filming like there's like nothing else
43:54that i do where i just i just don't have to think about anything but filming you're in safe hands
43:58as
43:58well you know something yeah no that's why i like like oftentimes i do a lot of collabs and stuff
44:03and
44:03it's like oh you film so you put effort it's not really going to be appreciated yeah like i'll tell
44:08him about stuff or talk to him why we're filming or you should edit it like this and do this
44:11and
44:12that's just fun yeah it's just cool so i don't know it's and like yeah the audience around it
44:16is awesome so they make you want to put the effort in and then you get so invested that
44:20when you say some stupid shit like i'm like guys wait one second and then during that moment you
44:25like whatever you did oh i saw him kill i'm like and then everyone's like ah we got him
44:31you were the worst ethan you voted the second i said it i saw him kill ethan is voting
44:36he's human again you say something the count is gripping the mic i rarely lie i watch fucking
44:43simon and josh like react or in the video some shit oh he's meant to speak fast like i'm not
44:48allowed bro it was like two seconds just give me one second to say a fucking word you so bad
44:53but genuinely i rarely lie i try and avoid lying but like they act like it's like oh if i
44:59spoke
44:59one second faster it would have made a fucking difference i was just about to be like holy shit
45:03like i think i even asked a question anyway it was the point is fuck you um and yeah i
45:09don't know
45:09like it's just it's fun to give a fuck i used to get really triggered about that game because i
45:13just
45:13i don't like it when someone gets a moment or like you've conned me i fucking and i always end
45:18up
45:18where there's like four people left and you don't know i've got no idea and i know that one of
45:24you
45:24are going to fucking con me and that's when it really fucks me off so i'd rather you never want
45:28to be the last three or four as soon as the numbers start dropping i'm like please kill me
45:36i'll position myself to die or i'll just vote i don't care if i'm trying to get i just vote
45:43oh sorry do it yes it's like you need the archetypes it's like inside yeah
45:47so i realized this year how good it is to watch back and why people enjoy it so much
45:52it's absolutely phenomenal i can't believe daji still kills jj
45:59i mean daji have like a from there was one episode years ago oh years ago not even that
46:04me you and daji were just dancing on the bodies yes none of us report me and daji now we
46:10will
46:10commonly kill in front of each other and just dance and it happened to jack joseph but jack joseph
46:14got brought back to life and we're all just dancing and he comes back to life he's like i'm alive
46:18so i'll just kill him again and it's always just me and daji just watching it going
46:25yeah it's one of those things that like every now and then i'll see like a short or a tiktok
46:29about some moment that we had like even years ago he's like oh i forgot that that happened like
46:34there's been so many cool things like when you spoke about crashing out i'm like oh which one
46:38the time i put my sledgehammer through my fucking screen
46:43oh the blood vessels because like literally you've got a great rage on among us
46:47yeah very long ago the thing is fucking shut up yeah oh do you know the context behind that by
46:54the
46:54way so we're playing lockdown live streaming among us i said this on reacts and freezy and simon are
47:01not imposters and they've texted each other and gone next meeting let's just blame bitch
47:07no matter what happens so i've got the two imposters and simon and freezy all blaming me for
47:12this kill and i knew that simon and freezy weren't imposters so i crashed out so hard because i was
47:17like are you actually thick i know your crew and you're blaming me so that i full crashed did you
47:22see the one that simon and deji did that to me no where they just go oh yeah yeah we're
47:26gonna get
47:26him we're gonna get him we're gonna get him and then yeah same thing i just lost my yeah but
47:30you have
47:30to have passion but i'll tell you what the last time i crashed out on jj for voting himself out
47:34but because i hadn't listened to him enough time he voted himself out i got cooked for that i was
47:40and i was like this is good i'm getting passionate about the game again i did that and did you
47:44see
47:44how bad that was i got that was bad yeah but they love you like they're just passionate as well
47:49oh it's also just remember guys you see everything
47:53how many times can we tell them it's yeah you you've got the unique perspective of seeing everyone
47:58and the conversations at the same time the way he edits like if we're in the same room
48:02he'll put both yeah so you see it from like that i'll take it a step further it's not even
48:07the fact
48:08they see every perspective they also don't see things that we see yeah so what i might see something
48:15that makes me so sure that someone's an imposter and it's just like a weird role or glitch or
48:20something yeah but that never makes the final video so you just think i've seen the same thing
48:24that you've seen i've started just with like a mad cop out where i'm like i could be wrong here
48:28i could be wrong here i could be wrong but i could just be fun but then also sometimes you're
48:32like on the thing and you know it but you doubt yourself so you don't push it did you see
48:36what
48:36josh got cooked for the last one oh the harry potter one the button that was bad yeah the button
48:40was
48:41bad especially when it pulls up simon's footage of him i was imposter and because they did it
48:45and he failed it again i just killed him in front of everyone i was like he deserves that bro
48:50they had a different skin on the map so the top reactor button if you just walked up to it
48:55you
48:55couldn't press it but if you just walked like a step to the right you could press it but josh
48:59is
49:00like walking around it for like 15 seconds not going the closest to it yeah and they lost on
49:05reactor i hope they run that one back because i'd like to it was so good i really enjoyed the
49:09harry potter
49:10i felt missed out felt missed do you all have a dream among us because now you guys are cooking
49:15a bit more yeah we could make a good mod game of thrones would be good hopefully just though like
49:19game of thrones is not fucking niche i'm not saying it's harry potter us three no he's still
49:24what other among us player knows anything no the roles that you could get you could get a walk
49:28yeah i think um it was like ice walker fucking you can get it was like my favorite universe before
49:38they butchered it bro when i'm telling you that show changed my life yeah i was staying up till 1am
49:45to
49:45watch it on sky atlantic i used to have to pirate that shit i'd be sat there on my little
49:50two-seater sofa
49:51in front of the thing i'm bouncing on the sofa bro the intro music got me so high
49:58we used to we used to not get for like a day or something in australia so i was pirating
50:02the
50:03shit um and then yeah like i've read all the books yeah i've read all the extra books i've read
50:09like the subreddits for years there's a mod for my favorite game crusader kings that i've got about
50:133 000 fucking hours in for it i love that shit the universe that he created he's just like
50:19phenomenal he'd finish that shit yeah yeah because like that show i saw him oh when we went to
50:26where were we at the airport yeah oh really in the private airport terminal we walk in yeah
50:32i'm going that's the goat that's the fucking goat and everyone's like i got it i don't know yeah
50:37but everyone else is like all right why don't you speak to him i'm like i feel so embarrassed
50:42and he's there with like you can tell he's there with like american agents no oh no there was
50:46americans in that oh he's there with the agents and shit so i reckon there was probably scouting
50:49locations or some shit yeah and he was trying to go home and he looked a little bit tired but
50:53i was
50:54like i cannot believe it and like even if he refuses to finish those damn books like he still
50:58created such a cool world that i'm very grateful for but that's like the biggest tv show of all time
51:03like people know it actually i've never watched it i need to watch the new yeah no seven kingdoms
51:10is good yeah okay yeah that's good yeah i really like house and dragons that's not finished either
51:15though yeah but house dragon the second season nothing happened they literally i know nothing
51:18happened but like i still love it yeah okay but i feel scared because the first season was great
51:24second season and then the issue is the second season if you read the book it's like a history
51:27book it's like not really detailed right so it's like this character did this and this character
51:31it's like a history like you know history book so but the thing is a lot of those characters
51:35like just did nothing for like a five-year time period or whatever it was so they're obviously
51:40paying these big star actors and shit like this guy's got fucking nothing to do so how about we
51:44just get him walking around harren hall so like outside of one or two characters most of the
51:49cast have nothing to do for the entire season they've got stuff to do in the next one but it's
51:53like that's why it was such a filler season at least they've done the filler now oh we hope
51:57we fucking hope the problem is i was like just when i thought i was out they sucked me back
52:00in
52:01and then they gave me a shit season the night of the seven kingdoms is good but that's not finished
52:04either so if they don't if they fuck up if i did the trifect they fuck up all three my
52:08week used
52:09to be watch episode constantly refresh alt shift x to watch the fucking he used to every episode bro
52:16alt shift x used to do like yeah the law explains yeah yeah i was understanding so much more about
52:22the show via so he was watching it on a deeper level basically bro he'd just do like fucking so
52:27good
52:28where he'd do a video where he talks through stuff yeah yeah it was great every episode yeah and the
52:33thing is like yeah like just like it was waiting week to week and the fact that everyone's so
52:37obsessed with it genuinely yeah yeah it was so cool oh man and again probably by the final season he's
52:42like even i can't explain this shit this is i'll be honest these guys are fucking morons like the
52:48there's so many cool episodes red wedding is insane yeah uh even like the fucking the whole john
52:56snowman oh he's my favorite character he's the fucking guy that the fucking episode when you
53:00find out the main thing bro the main what's his real name is that shaking bro yeah yeah he's he
53:08is
53:09john snow was my favorite character the thing is in the books he's still dead like yeah come back
53:12yeah he doesn't he doesn't come and like that was in like a book that came i think it was
53:16like 2008
53:17feast for crows came out so like he's been dead for 18 years or something it might have been 2010
53:22feast for crows came out but yeah fuck what a show oh man what a show but have they done
53:26star wars
53:27yet i can't remember among us among us yeah they're making a hbo show yeah that could be good i'm
53:34trying to think star wars star wars would be good um yes yeah look like yeah throw the lightsaber
53:41you are dude darth darth maul type shit force choke someone to death yoda the yoda roll just a little
53:47yoda running around just fucking sipping the other day that uh no yeah i know i know i know what
53:53you're
53:53gonna say the trailer the sidemen movie trailer with vicar's yoda bro that was a movie i haven't seen
53:59this i feel like i'm missing out so you haven't seen it i don't think so it was yoda yeah
54:04we made
54:04a shit movie trailer it's like what about it it's so good bro it's so good yeah oh fuck i
54:10might have
54:10to rewatch yeah i actually could just stop at season five oh but it's like if it ended well i
54:17would
54:17look forward to i think the problem is the story points actually hit would have been fine if they
54:22were stretched out enough to actually explain them properly but instead they're like let's just
54:27fucking teleport these guys around nothing will make sense and we'll wrap it up yeah wrap it up
54:32because they were meant to get a star wars show and then they fucked it up so much they killed
54:36their
54:36star wars show right yeah well speaking of wrapping things up i think it's time to wrap up the
54:41sidecast but yeah potatoes hopefully this was a good one guys i don't know actually landon this was a
54:46great podcast i have no idea where i am so many fresh conversations i don't even know where i am
54:50right now so let's get you a potato yeah cheers guys oh yeah bye thank you i love you all
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