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00:00Okay, the first Sidemen Abandoned, where Josh is not the host. He's playing. Player in the game.
00:06Let's see if he talks a big game. Let's see if he can actually get back to Bangkok.
00:11This is probably one of the craziest ones yet. I would say the most difficult. They're not too far away.
00:16There is a fairly decent language barrier, but everyone's really nice and helpful and friendly here,
00:22so I think actually they'll do all right. Yeah, I'm the host. I've been to Southeast Asia a lot of
00:26times before,
00:27so I was kind of like, you know, I've seen a lot of the new and unique and interesting stuff
00:32here,
00:32so we'll send the other boys on their way. I'm the host. I get to kick back, enjoy.
00:37We're going to hopefully check out some cool cars, go and do the VR shooting that the guys got to
00:43do recently
00:44that looked really fun, and just enjoy the day. So join us. Join us on a little Southeast Asia mission.
00:51So obviously we filmed the cheap versus expensive, which is now out.
00:54That was one of my favorite videos of all time on the Sidemen channel.
00:58And, yeah, now the boys have the one that's a little more challenging.
01:01You know, it's been here a few days. I've actually been here for a week.
01:04I came out here to DJ on Saturday, and now I'm just living my best life.
01:08I've been carrying on from here to Australia. I'm halfway there. It's beautiful.
01:12Yeah, the gig was unreal. It's like the craziest club I've ever played. I'll send a video.
01:18That's how we're doing!
01:20Yeah!
01:23Woo!
01:24Woo!
01:25Woo!
01:26Let's go Mixer!
01:31Let's go Mixer!
01:33One, two, three, go!
01:36Go!
01:37Go!
01:38Go!
01:39Go!
01:40Go!
01:40Go!
01:43Go!
01:49We had Finn and Lewis in the middle of the crowd in the mixer, getting crazy with it.
01:54Honestly, the production in that club makes Europe look like, well, especially the UK,
01:59look like a joke.
02:00I had like 50-foot LED walls behind me, lights with lasers that moved up and down and spun
02:07around.
02:08It's built different out here.
02:09It's a lot of fun.
02:09I'm enjoying that.
02:11What's it been like to organize?
02:12Logistics?
02:13All of that stuff?
02:14It's been interesting because for every abandon we basically scout out like 50 different locations
02:22and try and play through our heads of like how you would get back to Bangkok.
02:28But this one is very different because we don't know what public transport is like,
02:31we don't know train infrastructures, we don't know taxi infrastructures out in the countries
02:35and also there's a lot of dangerous fucking things that can kill you out in the countryside
02:39such as animals with babies, such as mosquitoes with malaria, such as water with typhoid.
02:46We're going to catch up on that then.
02:48I think everyone's in a rush to get in the car.
02:50Yeah, let's go.
02:51Let's go.
02:52VIP, you see that?
02:53See that?
02:56So, it's a place called The Vault which has lots of exotic cars that we're going to check out.
03:02That's the plan anyway.
03:04I'm saying like that's the plan because, you know, I don't think it's the easiest place just to walk in
03:09with nine people,
03:10but we'll see what happens.
03:11Cool.
03:12Um, should be, should be okay.
03:14If not, we'll go and, we're going to a VR arcade and we're going to shoot each other.
03:17Should be fun.
03:19The time is 11.35, so the guys have probably started about an hour ago.
03:22Yeah.
03:23And it looks like they're slowly making their way out of civilization.
03:25Simon said that they've, uh, hitchhiked with, in the back of a pickup truck with some kids to a police
03:30station.
03:31Which is exactly what I wanted to hear because that's what Abandoned in Asia is going to be about.
03:36I think everything on this trip has just been the last thing we expect, so.
03:40It's good.
03:41I think Josh and Harry have to do the best.
03:44Like, Josh is born for this.
03:46Only, only Kurt Wallen, it's always the way in Abandoned.
03:48KSI is, is hella famous.
03:50And people out here are super friendly, so he could just end up getting boosted to the finish line.
03:55Like he did in Amsterdam and Belgium, I think.
03:57So, yeah, I still think Josh, I don't know actually.
04:01I don't know actually, I could...
04:05Do I bet on Josh or do I bet on JJ being the, the, the, the MVP of this trip?
04:11You know, I'm going to go with JJ.
04:12I'm not, sorry, I'm not going to go with JJ, I'm going to go with Josh.
04:15Money's not, he's got to be on Josh.
04:16But JJ's the underdog.
04:19So Simon sent me a screenshot of them sat in the back of a police car, saying we've been arrested.
04:24How many?
04:26What?
04:28No, what for?
04:31I, I, I, I have a feeling they're getting a, they're either getting a lift from police and he's on
04:36a troll, but they've actually been arrested.
04:37But I don't know what for, because they have filming permits.
04:40They're not, they shouldn't have been doing anything illegal.
04:45I don't know.
04:46Hey, hey.
04:47Like, this is what, this is what the age of abandonment was about.
04:51I don't know if it's good or bad, but...
04:54If you could have any car, what would it be?
04:56Um, I always say like a Ferrari 458.
05:00Um, it's like not the craziest car, but it's just, they're just so beautiful.
05:04Okay.
05:05So we are now in the vault.
05:08I didn't think stuff like this in Thailand existed.
05:10We've got very, very nice custom cars.
05:13Um, and there's very, very high import tax on these cars.
05:17So just like seeing all of these here is, is pretty crazy.
05:21This is, uh, yeah, probably one of like the better car collections you can find here.
05:25And yeah, like these two at the front of these Porsches, here to buy, like over a million USD.
05:32Which is crazy.
05:34So, uh, yeah.
05:35And then mod cars over there on the other side.
05:37Um, and then this is like where they like, uh, have their car collections and they sell cars from here.
05:43So it's just, you know, cool to check out.
05:44It's probably a little bit of a different setting to, uh, to what the other guys are doing.
05:48But yeah, have a look at some of the cars.
06:16Uh, well, it's just like, uh, they don't put a car number of cars, but it doesn't make sense.
06:17Alright, let's do this.
06:17Let's hit the car here.
06:17Yeah, we're going to put it everywhere.
06:18There's a lot of fun.
06:19Let's do it.
06:19We're going to eat all.
06:22Let's do it.
06:45Yeah, stuff's happening, there are maps, what's going on, um, yeah, because we're just pinning
06:51where the guys are, and for a little visual, but, um, yeah, so, Josh and Harry actually
06:57seem to be slacking a little bit, they've only, I mean, I think they had the hardest
07:01starting point, they're on the far side of the reservoir, and they've now just made it
07:04to the other side of the reservoir, and they've been there for 40 minutes, I'm not sure what
07:08they're doing, maybe they're having fun, maybe they're enjoying their time, um, yeah, and
07:13it looks like, um, your money's still on JJ? Yeah, I think, yeah, I actually put my money
07:18on Josh, but now it's on JJ, I've moved, I've shifted my bat over to JJ, JJ and Simon are
07:22asking where the finish line is, so, wow, no, I think they want to plan ahead, but hey, I
07:28don't think they want to be out there for too long, I think they're trying to work out the
07:32fastest possible way to get this done, sorry, tell a lie, it was, uh, Toby and Ethan at the
07:37reservoir, so, Josh might be back on, he's actually got a decent chunk of the way, so, we'll see,
07:42he did start, I think, slightly the furthest out.
07:44Is that right?
07:46Is that right?
07:46Is that right?
07:46Is that right?
07:46The lawyer's?
07:53Golden Mountain, this one is that.
07:56Victory Monument.
07:57Oh, brick bar's on there.
07:59Yeah, brick bar!
08:03Yeah, we've been working on this about three, four weeks, no longer, so we've got like,
08:08about three, four weeks to work on it.
08:09Obviously, we've got a huge shoot yesterday, which, and the day before, which was a holiday video,
08:13so, we've gone straight into Abandon the next day, so the whole team has been working on
08:19like multiple, um, multiple things, like Finn was like scouring the roots for Abandon with
08:25Maxim, Lewis looking at everything for a holiday, he's on the calls, we've obviously been told
08:30we've got a wonderful, um, fixer over here, Ake, we've got a wonderful production company
08:37out here who we've been having loads of calls with, they've been helping us out with the
08:40logistics, the filming permits, um, you know, the do's and don'ts, what we can and can't
08:45do out in Thailand.
08:46Um, obviously, we've had a lot of things to contend with as well, like it adjusted to
08:50the heat, it adjusted to the jet lag, um, the crew, well, a couple of the crew came out
08:54a day before, most came out two days before, but it was straight into a recce, um, so a
09:00lot of logistics, we split up into our teams, and we did like, the expensive team went and
09:02did a recce, cheat teams went and did a recce to see if there's any problems or anything
09:07it needs changing or altering, which always happens, and it did, and it did on the fly,
09:12um, so right now, we're just, uh, yeah, trying to see where the boys are, and hope they are,
09:18we've given them a nice, like, safety, like, health pack, so hopefully they're all right
09:22with the heat and, yeah, um, yeah, for context, like, this is a map, this is, this is a map,
09:29thank you, bro, no, this is a map of Bangkok, but it's not a map of Bangkok, it's a map
09:34of a
09:34bit of Bangkok, right, so, so, so for, for, for reference, this is a location that we visit,
09:40uh, the start point, the end point for our abandon is about, is, like, here, right, and
09:45the airport, which is in the city, is, like, here, so, for context, like, this is not Bangkok,
09:51this is a bit of Bangkok, Bangkok's a city in which, if you take the wrong direction, you
09:56could do two hours on the way back to re-correct your route, um, which is why we thought it
10:00was
10:00a cool location for an abandoned anyway, um, because it's city vibes, never really had that,
10:04um, and, yeah, that's, this is sort of an illustration of how big this place actually is.
10:08Yeah, this trip is, like, this is the big one, I think, like, in terms of, I've been here for
10:13two years, it's the biggest we've done, like, yeah, I think since America, which you weren't,
10:16you guys weren't here for, for the America trip, this is the next.
10:19Yeah, like, even in terms of days, right, we've done, we've done almost six days out here,
10:25right? Yeah, so, yeah, yeah, sick.
10:28A lot were crammed in. It's unreal.
10:30Yeah, yeah, it's like trying to, because you're trying to balance both the time the boys have
10:34away from their families and their homes, but also the time you need to get the content.
10:38Yeah. So it's like, the boys are going to be cooked tonight, but we've got two big videos
10:43in fucking Thailand, which is insane. So it's like, within three days of, of the Sidemen's
10:49time. It's crazy. And it's like, that's, that's, the biggest thing of what we do is planning videos
10:55based on, okay, what can we physically get, like, logistically. And we've crammed so much
11:00into this trip, that a standard TV production company just wouldn't be able to get this much
11:05content. Like, we're going to have two 90 minute plus videos out of one trip. It's like, me and Liv's
11:12just
11:12looking through, I think I probably know everything there is to do in Bangkok now, from cheap versus
11:17expensive research. I think I've looked at fucking everything. And then abandoned is like, we're
11:22walking street viewer down the street, like literally walking the whole entire route saying
11:27other, the bus stop there, they could get on the train station there. Is it possible? And then cheap versus
11:32expensive. It's like, I don't know, there's been so much fun. It's been great. I, because
11:37I got back from holiday and we had football videos, which is Lewis's fucking specialty.
11:41Just a bit. Special footballer. I used to work for Christian B. In case you didn't know. In case you
11:45didn't know.
11:47And he's got KSI in his phone. Yeah, well, I've got his number.
11:51So I had like, two weeks where, because I'm shit from the videos, to like lock in and just research
11:56the fuck out of Bangkok in general, which is unreal.
11:59And then we came together and it's like, okay, who's doing cheap, who's doing expensive team? I'm doing a fucking
12:04cheap team.
12:06Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like, my sort of shit. And Lewis's sort of shit is nice hotels.
12:11Yeah. Unashamedly, I don't do hostels.
12:1555 hours. I think it's 55 hours. Which means when they land, we have to have everything super organized.
12:21Nothing can go wrong because we have 55 hours to shoot two videos and get to the airport and don't
12:27miss the flight.
12:28The problem with us doing a good job is the fact that Simon's already floated the idea of doing five
12:32videos in three days somewhere else.
12:34Which is great news for us. Yeah.
12:38We need a week off after that one.
12:40Cars look so much better without plates on them. Like, that's the one thing I hate. And other countries have
12:46so much cooler license plates than us.
12:48It just looks like, ah, just looks sick. Cars don't deserve license plates. They should only be on the back.
12:56Look how high this, look how high this bracket is. This thing's flying.
13:02They're custom wheels, surely, because they're huge for us.
13:05Yeah, they are. Huge!
13:09You know, that's a gangster's car. That's a serious gangster car. Also, this Corvette.
13:15Yeah. We did.
13:18Not that color. It was LA, no?
13:21I think I... I think I... I think in the...
13:22Could I drive one in the US, or ride in one in the US road trip?
13:25Not the US. The US is cheaper.
13:27The us is on holiday.
13:27That is your second car.
13:28I got one when I was 18. Sorry.
13:30When I was 18.
13:31Sorry, are we hearing that?
13:33My second car was an Aston Martin.
13:35Bro, I went from a Scirocco to Advantage.
13:38So the best part about that is I had this right and it's peak Pokemon Go season and it was
13:442am and the next day I needed to hatch some eggs, some of my 5k eggs. So bro, it's 2am,
13:52I'm driving around my neighbourhood with my phone at 10mph hatching eggs.
13:57No, the best part, police pull me over and they're like, you are like the most suspicious, you're like an
14:0418 year old hatching Pokemon Go eggs in a high value car, they're like license, insurance, everything.
14:10What was the price of fuel when you were doing that as well? It wasn't that bad, this is like
14:142018, 2017. Tell these guys how far you drove in Yolanda.
14:20Oh yeah, 3,000 miles. How many hours did you drive each day as well?
14:25So, we did Gumball together if you guys have seen it on my channel.
14:29The Asian Gumball, yeah, my dad did 2 hours driving and I did the rest.
14:33And in total that was probably like 60 hours of driving.
14:35I'm literally doing this to my back now because of the PTSD.
14:39Fastball problems man.
14:40Honestly, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I didn't get the comfort seats in my Lamborghini, that was my fault, yeah.
14:47And what are you going to tell, are you buying something here? What are you browsing for?
14:50I don't know, to be honest. We were browsing at cars yesterday.
14:53Yeah.
14:53Because I like buying like the sold Japanese cards where I can.
14:56Yeah.
14:58Like people did with Pokemon cards, I'm trying to get the cards.
15:01Cards are easier, you put them in your suitcase.
15:03Yeah, it's true. But the problem we have now with cars is the ones that we loved growing up and
15:08playing the games are now becoming ridiculously entertaining.
15:11Yeah.
15:12Like even the values of these, like something like this, I know this isn't an original and it's been done,
15:18but like they only made 244 of them.
15:21Okay.
15:21Of the original version of this.
15:23So like now, if you want to buy them, they're like Ā£300,000.
15:27When you could buy them in the newspaper for 20 grand 20 years ago.
15:33So you can tell me when I was playing Modern Warfare 2, I should have been buying these.
15:37You should have been buying these.
15:37I should have been getting finance.
15:39You should have been buying Bitcoin.
15:40You should have been buying Bitcoin.
15:41There's a lot of things we should have been buying.
15:43Yeah.
15:43It happened.
15:43Each race in an SRO platform.
15:47So the balance of performance between the vehicles is already worked out.
15:50Yeah.
15:51So let's say this will run a different power fix.
15:53So this is a power fix, which basically puts a different map in the car to put the horse power.
15:58Yeah.
15:59Then there's going to be weight and ride height that's going to come into the equation of each vehicle.
16:03They even can sound like driving quite low, right?
16:06No.
16:06They compare it just basically car to car performance, correct?
16:09Right.
16:09And they don't go off the am driver, they go off the pro driver.
16:12Yeah, yeah.
16:13They have this recipe, they run it around the world, so they know to make the Supra run
16:19with the fork evenly, this is how the force needs to be, and this is how the super needs
16:22to be.
16:22And then it's driver ability.
16:24Then after that, it's driver ability.
16:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:26But at least we're starting from an even point.
16:29They're trying to get me in.
16:30Why don't you try and sit in it just to see how it feels?
16:35Oh, it's cool.
16:38You know what?
16:38I'm actually probably, like, because I'm small, it's great for me to sit in something
16:42like this.
16:44Oh.
16:44You can't be a race driver in, like, talk.
16:47You just can't be.
16:47Can you?
16:48Well, in F1 they manage it somehow.
16:50Like, George Russell's, like, six-something.
16:53Six-something, yeah.
16:54The car's moving around the driver as well.
16:55Yeah, yeah.
16:56They build the car around the driver.
16:58Compared to this one, you have to, like, kind of be small.
17:01Well, a buddy of mine has the issue of that he's six foot ten.
17:04Like, I've got endless amounts of money, but loves superpowers.
17:07He can't fit in any of them.
17:08Yeah, so the...
17:09That's a wrap.
17:11This...
17:11Looks good on you, Vic.
17:13Oh, no.
17:14This is bad.
17:15This is bad.
17:17They're doing well.
17:19Well...
17:20Asterix, wow.
17:21They're on the way.
17:22They are.
17:23I would hope they're on their way.
17:24So, we have a JJ and a Simon in a bus, on a motorway, heading towards quite a big city.
17:32Yeah.
17:32There is a major transport link for Bangkok.
17:35So, here's a fun little game.
17:36So, I've been chatting to the locals, and they describe one of the areas as the boonies.
17:41Do you know what that means?
17:42It's a shifter.
17:43It's, like, just the middle of nowhere.
17:44Oh, okay, okay, yeah.
17:46So, which team do you think we grew up in the boonies?
17:49Uh, Simon and JJ.
17:51Yeah.
17:51Yeah, okay.
17:51So, you've done your homework.
17:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:53You knew what you were doing to him.
17:55I did, but they're good.
17:56But, yeah.
17:56Simon's good.
17:57And they're the furthest ahead still.
17:58I mean, these guys have made some proper distance.
18:01Oh, okay.
18:01They're actually playing the game now.
18:03They're playing the game.
18:03They're in.
18:04They're in a taxi.
18:04That would be a really cool drive as well, I bet.
18:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:07It's really cool.
18:07It's like an archipelago.
18:08Yeah.
18:09So, they're in a taxi on the way to a town that they can get a train from.
18:13Yeah.
18:13So, they're actually getting close to the edge of Bangkok.
18:14What's this I see up here?
18:15Josh Zirka fell off?
18:17Yeah, they have been waiting at the train station for 35 minutes.
18:21Oh, no.
18:22Do you reckon he's overcooked?
18:24He's overcooked it.
18:25He's overthought it.
18:27Josh, you can't wait for the train.
18:29They're still in Pratchenbury and have been for about 40 minutes.
18:31I think Ethan's a good bet.
18:32I think he's going to lock in and just finish.
18:33There's a lot on the line for Josh here because he has been the master manipulator of these games.
18:38He understands how it works, how to play it.
18:40So, if for whatever reason he pulls up last, the other boys are going to give it to him.
18:45That's a lot.
18:46So, yeah.
18:47I don't know.
18:47Yeah, I said Josh at the train station might not be the player.
18:49Listen to this.
18:51He's tracking them all along, like 360 giving me updates.
18:54So, he's called the train station and been like, when's the next train?
18:57Up the next train for 45 minutes.
18:59And it takes three hours to get into Bangkok.
19:01So, he can only be on it for 45 minutes.
19:03So, it's a really bad strategy, Josh and Harry.
19:08Nah, not like this, Josh.
19:09The king of abandoned.
19:11Not like this.
19:12The 45 minute wait is bad enough for three hours on the train.
19:15They might DNF.
19:17What are they playing at?
19:19That's terrible.
19:20So, they're like way up in like the northeast.
19:22They're like, they're like out here somewhere near the national park and trying to get a train up there.
19:28Yeah.
19:28It's three hours on a sauna as well.
19:30Yeah.
19:30It's three hours on a free sauna as well.
19:33Yeah.
19:33Just get a cab with AC.
19:34Jesus.
19:35Like, get a hitchhike.
19:36Find a fan.
19:37I'd be getting on grab.
19:38I'd be getting...
19:39I'd be messaging the police.
19:40I need a lift.
19:41I'd be not getting on a train.
19:43That's terrible.
19:45No.
19:45Respect, man.
19:46Respect.
19:47Respect the hustle.
19:47I feel like there's got to be something at the end for him if he comes in last.
19:52Actually, I need to go...
19:53You know what?
19:54You guys can help me with this actually.
19:55I've set the guys a challenge to take the best photo of the day and the team that does
19:59it gets a good prize.
20:00Ooh.
20:01What should we buy them as a prize?
20:02Like, nice.
20:03What can we get around here?
20:04In Thailand?
20:05Yeah.
20:05I mean, we're going to a mall next.
20:06Maybe we'll have a little look around.
20:07Yeah.
20:07We'll have a look at the mall, I'd say.
20:09You've got to keep it Thai-specific, right?
20:11Yeah, maybe.
20:11But something, like, nice.
20:12What about, like, the Thai...
20:14The Muay Thai outfit?
20:15I just feel like I want it to be something...
20:17Or the Silk Road, like...
20:18I want it to be something that they'll actually, like, keep, like...
20:21You know what?
20:21I'm going to ask.
20:22I'm going to ask AI.
20:23Yeah, we're heading to the VR arcade shooter thing that I didn't get to go to on the video
20:29last two weeks ago.
20:31So, yeah, I'm going to do it.
20:32I'll have my fun now.
20:33All right.
20:34I'm a little bit of fun.
20:35I've decided, as the winner's prize, I'm going to try and get them, like, an expensive silver
20:40traditional Thai singing bowl.
20:42So that's another side quest we have to complete today.
20:45We'll work on it.
20:46We'll see what we can do.
20:47But for now, we're going to...
20:48We're grabbing some lunch.
20:49We have two teams in town.
20:51Now, on the outskirts of Bangkok is, uh, JJ and Simon, Toby and Ethan.
20:57Josh and Harry, I think, are still at the train station, like, two hours out of time.
21:01They're cooked.
21:03So it's funny.
21:03Josh said to me yesterday, he's like, look, one team has to really struggle with abandoned
21:07and, you know, get left behind just because it's entertaining.
21:10Well, it looks like that team is him right now.
21:14Um, but the other guys, yeah, they're flying.
21:15They're probably having some fun kicking off tasks in Bangkok.
21:18They're unabandoned.
21:19So, pretty good.
21:21Yeah.
21:21Simon and JJ have flown.
21:23They're deep inside, deep inside Bangkok.
21:27Wait a second.
21:28Uh, yeah.
21:29They had the most remote starting point and they're all the way in town.
21:34They have no challenges done there.
21:35So they have to get through those challenges nice and efficiently.
21:38And I won't allow them if they cut corners on those.
21:41Do you think that's a good strategy?
21:42I think it's a great strategy, really, because a lot of the challenges are kind of open interpretation.
21:46So, yeah, I think it's a good strategy, but we'll see if it plays off.
21:50All I know is that Josh and Harry are still in the middle of nowhere.
21:52They're finished.
21:54Let's go play some VR.
21:55This is how I get good team experiences.
21:57I just have to do them on my off days because apparently inside, I can't, I can't go to Virtual
22:02Park.
22:02What point?
22:03So here we are.
22:05Let's get active.
22:07Let's go.
22:08Let's go.
22:09We're back.
22:10Did you have fun yesterday?
22:11Yeah.
22:12Yeah.
22:14All right.
22:15Let's play a game.
22:16Let's do it.
22:17Can we do 30 minutes session?
22:19Yeah.
22:20Yeah.
22:20Perfect.
22:21Why is that then?
22:23Why is that?
22:23Because JJ and Simon are actually doing way better than we expected.
22:27What annoying guys.
22:29I'm ruining my fun day.
22:30Yeah.
22:31Really?
22:32The one time I get to host this video and oh, you're going to become good at abandon all
22:35of a sudden.
22:36Great.
22:36That's funny.
22:37Fucked it.
22:38JJ's going to take a seat.
22:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:41Yeah?
22:41Shut the fuck up, Frank.
22:43You don't know anything.
22:44Can't we give it away?
22:45Can't we give it away?
22:46Can't we give it away the team's position?
22:47No, we've got, we've just strategized already.
22:49We've got straps.
22:50We're locking in.
22:51We're in.
22:52We're in.
22:53We're going to put a five on it.
22:55Yeah.
22:56Four, three, one.
22:57Thousand bat challenge.
22:59Thousand bat challenge.
23:00Thousand bat's 25 quid.
23:02Oh no, no.
23:02For five, I'll do five.
23:03I'll do five on the bat.
23:04Five.
23:05We're in.
23:05That's right.
23:06We're winning.
23:07Well, speak for myself.
23:08I don't need this energy.
23:10There's a lot of weight here, Vic.
23:11There's a lot of weight.
23:12It doesn't matter.
23:13It's about, it's about pointing the things and going like that.
23:15Okay.
23:15You can just sit on the end of a hallway and just...
23:18I'm doing that.
23:19I've got a master gamer on my side.
23:21Yeah, I reckon.
23:22Do you know what?
23:24I played a bunch of these like during lockdown at home.
23:27And I actually got physically exhausted because I was so into one of the games.
23:31I was doing a sponsored video for it.
23:33And I spent like seven hours just going around my living room like this.
23:37I was like, you know, this is actually a good workout.
23:39Because in real life, I'm sat like squatting, like taking shots.
23:42It's like, it's mental.
23:44It's a shovel.
23:45It's not a shovel.
23:46It's not a shovel.
23:47This team's doing too much.
23:48This team's doing way too much, bro.
23:55I'm so excited for this.
24:00I've always wanted these children.
24:02It's really cool.
24:06I need to move my hair, sorry.
24:07Vic, what's up?
24:08Oh, hi, Frank.
24:10Who's putting the finger in my ear?
24:11It's lovely.
24:13Yeah, what are you doing?
24:14How are you doing?
24:17Oh, who's done my nippies?
24:19It was a ghost.
24:20These guys are going to give off a right hook instead of shooting us, man.
24:23They got two, they didn't do much.
24:25Will my glasses work in this?
24:32Fuck it off.
24:37Bankers, bankers.
24:43You're quite nimble for a big guy, to be fair.
24:46He's also just flying across the board.
24:49Ben, are you on the floor?
24:51Yeah, rest me, rest me.
24:52Oh, yeah, you know what I do.
24:57Come on boxing again, man.
24:59It's good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:01This is sending me war.
25:04What the hell?
25:06Hello.
25:07The pro is lost right now.
25:09Lost.
25:10Who's of them?
25:10Me.
25:12Oh, no.
25:13Hey, bro.
25:13That means there's a camera.
25:15Oh, no.
25:16Oh, no.
25:19Yes.
25:19You just rolled.
25:20It looked like you just fell on the ground.
25:22It looks like you've danced.
25:24Yeah.
25:24Can you take multiple?
25:26No.
25:35It's only the right hand.
25:37Yeah.
25:37Oh, no.
25:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:39Oh, wait, we're locked into the...
25:41Oh, shit.
25:42You're out of your body.
25:45You're out of your body.
25:46Oh, yeah.
25:46Oh, yeah.
25:47Oh, yeah.
25:47Oh, yeah.
25:47You killed me.
25:48They're gonna rush.
25:49They're gonna rush.
25:52Oh, shit.
25:53Oh, shit.
25:55Oh, shit.
25:56Whoa, Louis, that was me, you fucking idiot.
25:58Oh, wait.
26:08Wait, Vic, you're sorry.
26:10Wait, how are you locked?
26:12That's real fun.
26:13Get smoked, bro.
26:14Get fucking peppered.
26:21What?
26:22How did you not die?
26:23Easy kill, bro.
26:24Easy kill.
26:24How did you reload?
26:26What are you doing here?
26:28Go back.
26:28Go back.
26:29Why?
26:30You have to go back home to reset.
26:31Are we all dead?
26:33No, you've got one of you still alive.
26:35Rush him.
26:35He's in here.
26:36He's in here.
26:36He's in here.
26:37Back right.
26:37Back right.
26:38Yes.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Get ripped.
26:41Get ripped.
26:42You just spawned.
26:43This is crazy.
26:45What the flip?
26:45To be fair, I friendified me immediately.
26:48What do we do now?
26:49We have to go back and it resets up the base.
26:51Oh, wait.
26:52Can you respawn?
26:53Yeah.
26:53Yeah, you can respawn.
26:56Oh, what?
26:57I enjoyed that.
26:58That's probably one of them.
26:59Yeah, me too.
27:00I was just walking around.
27:01Yeah, same.
27:01I was just watching.
27:03Me, me, me.
27:05What the fuck?
27:08Oh, fuck.
27:12I know, bro, I'm locking you.
27:14Woo hoo hoo
27:17They switched our colors.
27:19You got blue above your head.
27:20I see.
27:25One cloud.
27:26Woah.
27:28Shit.
27:50I'm sorry, I forgot you were there in real life.
27:55Get fucked, Lewis.
27:57You're going.
27:58You're going.
28:02You're going.
28:03You're going.
28:04Back to spawn.
28:05Good kill, good kill.
28:06Somebody down there, down there.
28:07Well then, guys.
28:08Do that, do that draw at the end.
28:10I'm going back to the shotty.
28:10Lewis, you're going left, I'll go right through there.
28:12Covering fire!
28:14Grenade out!
28:15Covering fire!
28:16Bring out!
28:17Take your down!
28:18Enemy can't.
28:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
28:20Oh, oh, oh, oh!
28:27Oh, fuck me.
28:28Fucker.
28:29Excuse me.
28:30The LMG's got it.
28:32Get back.
28:37Get back.
28:38Get back.
28:39Get back.
28:39Get back.
28:40Get back.
28:40Get back.
28:40We need to get back in the box.
28:41Jim, get back.
28:42You're going to die.
28:43Get back.
28:45Get back.
28:45Sorry.
28:46Sorry.
28:53I'm coming for you.
28:55I'm already dead.
28:57Boys, we're two points behind.
29:01Shot.
29:02Headshot.
29:11Fuckin'.
29:15Fuckin'.
29:15We're playing against fucking...
29:18We're planning against warzone Wednesday Spain.
29:20Hit shot.
29:23Fuckin' hell.
29:23I'm in a hallway.
29:24I'm in a hallway.
29:29Well in.
29:30Well in.
29:31I'm in.
29:32I'm in.
29:32Fuckin' hell.
29:32Fuckin' hell.
29:32Fuckin'.
29:37I'm gonna stun you to the last one
29:40Come on
29:44I'm gonna have a shotty
29:47I'm gonna have a little magnum for the last 80 seconds
29:50It's a funny tricky game
29:53Who shot me?
29:54I know, I reloaded
29:56What's our strap?
29:58I'm fucking dying
29:59I'm tanking my cane
30:00You get out like a shotgun
30:02I'm just gonna fucking do this
30:04What?
30:05Take a second
30:09Come here
30:10Oh
30:13Just last style
30:17GG
30:18GG
30:18GG
30:19GG
30:24Back to base
30:26Back to base
30:30That was so much fun
30:31I've gotta say
30:33That was good fun
30:34It was actually way better than I thought
30:35That was insane
30:37They are
30:37Like
30:39Imagine if it was like twice the size
30:40Like so good
30:41Or even like
30:42More obstacles
30:4312 on 12, 6 on 6
30:44For like 30 minutes
30:45But if it was like just double the size
30:47You could spend so long doing it
30:50World building isn't it?
30:51It's good though
30:52Unreal
30:52More importantly
30:53Three wins, triple salary right?
30:55That's how that works
30:56Yeah sure
30:58Right we should probably get back to abandoned
31:00Now I've been in a different world
31:01I don't know what's going on
31:03I kept seeing Finn's character just doing this on the floor
31:06I'm like Finn what are you doing?
31:08And then Frank just running through like this
31:11It's so funny
31:12Yeah
31:12Above your head
31:14So you see
31:14So you'll see
31:15I saw Frank just come running past me
31:17Oh my god
31:19Actually like mentally deluded
31:21It's like a silent disco isn't it?
31:23Yeah
31:23Like
31:23Oh no and then I went that way
31:24Trying to get them both in my awful cameras again
31:26Do we look like fucking eaters?
31:27So funny though
31:28It's fun to watch
31:29Is it?
31:30You are
31:30Yeah you are good
31:32I was having a great time
31:32Shall we get a good time?
31:34I was on turn from virtual reality land
31:35So
31:36Icon sign
31:37Big and small
31:37Yeah
31:38That is Simon and Dre and Dre
31:39But they've been there for like an hour
31:41I think they completed challenges
31:42I've been there
31:42All of them in one more
31:44Who knows
31:45Yeah it is
31:45Across the city a bit
31:47Ethan and Toby
31:48They've been moving about
31:49Yeah
31:49I think tuck tucking
31:50They're active
31:51Now let's zoom out a little bit
31:53Keep zooming out
32:00They're like half way here
32:02And the other team have been here since we started
32:05Since we started the VR
32:06I think they must have
32:07Either got the wrong train
32:09Or that train just went that way
32:10Well that's why it's a 3 hour train
32:12Yeah
32:12It's like around all the towns in here
32:14So it's still like 2 hours
32:153 hours out
32:16No way
32:16Well not out
32:18Not drive
32:18But in terms of getting challenges on
32:19And getting buses
32:20And like
32:23Maybe they've done all their challenges on the way
32:25At the train station?
32:27No
32:27We can't do any challenges there
32:34There you go
32:34I think that's the first time anyone's used my actual name
32:38I'll have a good one
32:39Thank you
32:39That's so funny
32:40That's so funny
32:41He goes
32:41Hi Vikram
32:41Are you Vikram?
32:42I'm like
32:42Yeah
32:43Bro's about to drop your address
32:46Have you doxxed me?
32:52There you go
32:53There you go
32:57Close to that
32:58Have a good day
33:00Have a good day
33:01That's our two
33:02She was
33:03She clocked you way before anyone else
33:06Really?
33:06I've been like quite nervous
33:08It's quite cute
33:10That's awesome
33:10She's like super gassed in the background right now
33:12She's hiding behind the thing
33:15It's beautiful
33:16Can we get a picture?
33:21Oh yeah
33:22Of course
33:22Yeah
33:24We went to school
33:25Yeah we went to school
33:26No way
33:27Your school's in here right?
33:28Yeah outside
33:29Yeah no worries
33:30Do you want to take a drink for one?
33:31Take it
33:32Yeah yeah
33:32Here we go
33:34Go guys
33:35Go away bro
33:36There's no bottles in your life
33:42I think I'm taking your shits off
33:45She's expensive
33:46Maybe
33:46Maybe
33:47I think so
33:48Go again
33:50You're my favourite son
33:51Thank you
33:52Have a good day
33:53Let's go
33:57Let's go
33:57Let's go
33:57Are we making the bid?
33:59Are we making the bid?
33:59Are we making the bid?
33:59Side cloth
33:59Side cloth
34:00Let's go
34:02I love the energy out here
34:04People are just like so happy and generally
34:07Genuinely excited about things
34:08It's wholesome
34:09It's wholesome
34:10Wholesome as what?
34:12Alright
34:12Time to go to the finish line
34:17Oh John is very good
34:18Who's John there?
34:19Shit we need to get out
34:20Who's John where?
34:21Uh
34:22John has got
34:23Ethan and Toby
34:24Yeah John's got Ethan and Toby
34:26So it's 4.30 in Bangkok
34:29We're hitting Bangkok traffic
34:31And one of the teams are placed by
34:34Apart from Josh and Harry
34:36Still
34:37I think they're still like an hour outside the city
34:39And they're hitting traffic hour
34:41They are so cooked
34:42But honestly
34:43Their content I think would be hilarious
34:45It's like
34:45If there's a team that you want to run into struggles
34:48And have a rough day
34:49It's
34:49It is
34:50Sadly
34:51Harry and Josh
34:51Because they'll take it in their stride
34:53And they'll make it funny
34:54But yeah
34:55Where's Josh?
34:56Josh is the
34:57They're in the station and back on
34:58Oh sure
34:59Oh they've made it hard
35:00They've made it
35:02They've made it into town
35:03Yeah
35:03So maybe they've done all their challenges
35:04Hey we could be back on
35:06Oh my god
35:06Josh from deep
35:08Right
35:08So I believe they are
35:10The first team are very close
35:11We've just made it back
35:12Or is Finn just panicking?
35:13Is Finn just panicking?
35:15It could be
35:15It could be
35:16Because also they don't know
35:17They don't know
35:18What the hotel is
35:19But where they need to get
35:20They don't know where in the hotel to get to
35:21They know it's the rooftop
35:23They've been told the rooftop
35:24So
35:24Ah
35:25But can I find out how
35:26I'll just
35:27You know I'll drop my bags in my room
35:28And I'll come up with nice
35:29We'll go straight and go straight
35:30John is literally outside
35:32Oh my god
35:33Now whether that's
35:34They're driving past to go somewhere
35:36Or whether they're coming in
35:37We don't know
35:38But they're in a car outside
35:39Right in the second
35:41And there's a massive sign down
35:42That says welcome Sidemen
35:44So excited Finn
35:46Me too
35:46I'm so excited
35:47I love this sort of shit
35:48That's fucking boiling innit
35:49Yeah
35:49The sun's gonna set
35:50Just to the leftist building
35:51So we're gonna have a lovely sunset view
35:54As we finish up the video
35:55Unless John turns up now
35:57In which case
35:58Everyone's just gonna be
35:59Very overexposed
35:59Yeah well it'll be
36:00It'll be a sunlight view for John
36:03But it will be
36:04What overexposed?
36:05Oh right
36:07We're repping the white t-shirts today
36:09Yeah
36:10John will have a lovely sun
36:11And then
36:13Simon and JJ will have a sunset
36:14And Josh and Harry will be
36:16Maybe
36:17Midnight tonight
36:18I genuinely think they're gonna have
36:19Enough of the sun though
36:19I think they're gonna go in and go
36:21Where's the shade?
36:22Where are they?
36:22They're still fucking miles away
36:23They're not even in Bangkok
36:24Where we got a long evening ahead
36:26Oh I thought they were at
36:26The train station
36:27Yeah they were
36:28But they had to get off
36:29So they can only be on transport
36:30For 45 minutes
36:31Oh no
36:32I think this is a Josh just burn the steak situation
36:36Nice
36:37I know you guys
36:38I know you
36:41Where's everyone else?
36:50That's actually nuts
36:51Well done
36:51I'm so proud of that
36:52They did so
36:53To be fair they smashed it all day
36:54They did really well
36:57That's so sick
36:57I'm getting a stiff one
36:58Well done
36:59That's amazing
36:59That they've managed to
37:02Do that
37:02It's hilarious
37:03Vix
37:03Vix
37:04Vix
37:04Vix
37:04Vix
37:04Vix
37:04Vix
37:05Vix
37:05Vix
37:05Vix
37:05Vix
37:05Vix
37:05Vix
37:05Vix
37:05Vix
37:05Vix
37:06Vix
37:07I mean, I'll just take a still water.
37:13Okay.
37:17Warming it.
37:18It's like the boys are sending into the light out here.
37:24I lost.
37:28W.
37:30Reservoir, boys.
37:31We survived.
37:32Reservoir, boys.
37:32It wasn't reservoir, Ben.
37:34It wasn't reservoir, yeah?
37:35Reservoir, boys.
37:36We've solved so many things in the chat.
37:39We didn't even rush, bro.
37:41You've cooked Josh in his own day.
37:43You would have enjoyed today.
37:44We went to the vault, which is, they have a private car collection.
37:50They had, like, Skyline, custom Skylines, they had Brabuses, they had, what else did they have?
37:56There was a lot of Porsches and stuff like that.
37:59GT3 RS, did I have one?
38:00Yeah.
38:01What was the...
38:02As bad as I thought it would be.
38:04Okay.
38:04Yeah.
38:05Yeah.
38:06I did dread this day.
38:07But I'm glad that I'm here.
38:09Yeah.
38:09Five, six p.m.
38:10I'm here.
38:11I'm all right.
38:11That's all right.
38:13But yeah, it was dark.
38:14Especially when my belly started doing flips, man.
38:17Ooh.
38:17Shitting in a hole and that.
38:18Like, Barry.
38:19You were shitting in a hole?
38:20Yes.
38:21Like a hole.
38:22I had to flush my shit with water.
38:25Yeah.
38:25Yeah.
38:26All right.
38:27Yeah.
38:28Let's go.
38:29If they're like, where's Ethan?
38:30You should be like, there wasn't room in the car.
38:33I left him outside Bangkok.
38:35I've done all the challenges there.
38:36Yeah.
38:36You get a walk down there.
38:38Harry was on.
38:39Harry and Ethan.
38:40Wait, what the fuck?
38:41He goes, ah, uh, Papa Tour or something like that.
38:45The town was called something like that.
38:46Ah.
38:47He's like, down here.
38:48And we're like, you get in?
38:50Yeah, yeah.
38:51Yeah.
38:51So we get in.
38:52He takes us down the road.
38:54Drops us off at like a petrol station.
38:56But it was a little bit more civilization.
38:58Because we're like, we're not lost here.
39:00Bunch of school kids are there.
39:02So we're like, ah, maybe they recognize JJ.
39:04We walk over.
39:05They're speaking English.
39:06I literally, I'm there like, I am KSI.
39:10No idea.
39:11Yeah.
39:11We're like, Bangkok?
39:13Bangkok?
39:14And they're literally just like...
39:17School people walk over because we're just talking to the kids.
39:21And she's like, oh.
39:22I'll take you to police station.
39:24And then you get them to take you to train.
39:27Oh.
39:27So we jump in.
39:28So we think, oh, she's going to take us in her car.
39:31She has a trip.
39:32A pickup truck.
39:33All the kids in the back of the pickup truck.
39:35With us.
39:36This guy doesn't have a pickup truck.
39:38Anything about us.
39:40But I show them.
39:41They're like, look.
39:41He goes, Mr. Beast?
39:42And they go, yeah.
39:43Wow.
39:44So we show them to the side.
39:46And they're like, oh.
39:47And he goes.
39:49And they all go.
39:50See.
39:51See.
39:52See.
39:55Police station.
39:56We go into the police station.
39:57Talk to the guy.
39:58And he's like, yeah.
39:58I'll drive you to the train station.
40:00That's so nice.
40:01So we literally get a policeman drive us to the train station.
40:05Did you give him money?
40:06No.
40:06You should have.
40:07He had a gun.
40:08We were running.
40:08No, you should have given him money.
40:09That's why you probably didn't.
40:11All of them.
40:12How are you feeling, bro?
40:14Shit.
40:14Yeah, man.
40:16Bingo.
40:17That's so funny, man.
40:18You look like you've lost weight.
40:20You see what came out of him early.
40:23He got eaten all that.
40:26I'm not trying.
40:27I didn't just have to pick.
40:29I didn't do coffee.
40:29We didn't do coffee.
40:30Was it just.
40:32There's no work.
40:32It was like, I had an iced coffee from like little Chatham where we started.
40:37A little mini bus.
40:39Had to get off.
40:39And then like an hour after that, bro, I just said I was like, I'm broke.
40:43We were like, it was an hour and 40 to Bangkok.
40:46Yeah.
40:47We do that whole thing.
40:48It was just for a video.
40:49And then we got a cow on the motorway.
40:51From a guy to Mr. Yai.
40:53And just gave him.
40:54What are you doing?
40:54Where are you playing?
40:55Like the traveling is actually the best part.
40:58The shopping part was good.
41:00Issa.
41:02What does that mean?
41:04I told you to fuck off pretty much.
41:05Fuck you.
41:08Hello.
41:08We stopped pace walking away.
41:11Keep looking behind.
41:13I said, Toby's prostitute.
41:15Toby's prostitute.
41:16Toby's prostitute.
41:16It was like 11.
41:18What?
41:18No, it's like 11.8 in the morning.
41:20It's got full glam on walking like this, bro.
41:22I was like, it's a prostitute, bro.
41:24Everyone else here, look.
41:25They're just getting durians and that.
41:26Their camera's cut for like 20 minutes.
41:29Bro, we paid for about 40 people's boat journey over.
41:34Oh, fuck.
41:34Nice.
41:35That's two pounds.
41:36But for that many people.
41:37We did even, like, they said it was five baht each.
41:41And we went, we only have 100.
41:43We'll just pay for everyone.
41:44And they went, oh, you still have change.
41:46We just got done by the tuk-tuk man just now.
41:48He saw that we had, like, a wedge of cash.
41:52He dropped us outside this bar.
41:53And then he went, I said, how much baht?
41:55And he went, how much you pay?
41:56So I'll be nice.
41:57I said, I just gave him 1,000 baht.
41:58Let me tell you this, all right?
42:00We just got a 10-minute tuk-tuk journey.
42:02You know how much it actually costs?
42:04How about three?
42:06Three baht.
42:07Yeah, you got pumped.
42:08We gave him 500.
42:10Oh, we gave the first tuk-tuk we got today.
42:13We gave him 300 baht.
42:14Yeah.
42:16No, but he gave a change.
42:17No, not hundreds.
42:17Because three.
42:19And then, that one, I was being nice.
42:21So I thought, oh, let me just give him 1,000 baht.
42:23And then he said, tip, tip, tip.
42:24So I gave him another 100 baht.
42:25And he went, how much did we just pay for that tuk-tuk?
42:27I said, yeah, 1,100.
42:29Oh, my God.
42:29And how long was the journey?
42:31It took 12 minutes.
42:32Like, 12 minutes.
42:33Oh, yeah.
42:34That's insane.
42:35We just got to, it was 10 minutes.
42:36But again, what is 1,100 baht?
42:39Toby and Ethan, VAR's back.
42:42You're good.
42:43You're good.
42:44You're good.
42:45That was a discrepancy with the modes of transport.
42:49Okay.
42:49Oh.
42:50And it was intended to be use all three.
42:53But it didn't say use these.
42:56Oh, yeah, we took that.
42:57Use these.
42:57Yeah, so you guys all did the same thing.
42:59But my concern was if they've ruined their day,
43:01the third team has ruined their day.
43:02Oh, no.
43:03To get on a boat, then they should be the winners.
43:04But they haven't.
43:05They got on a boat.
43:06You did?
43:07Yeah, we got on a boat.
43:07They got boat.
43:08Oh, they just didn't do all three.
43:10They didn't do training.
43:11They didn't do training.
43:12That's fine.
43:12That's fine.
43:13But I just told the other team,
43:14they don't want you to get on a boat,
43:15because they're already behind.
43:16And it's overturned.
43:17So you're winners.
43:18So you're reinstating winners.
43:20I don't care.
43:21Yeah.
43:21I'm just happy to make it back.
43:23The day I've been dreading,
43:24and now I'm not.
43:26We're at the shop, yeah?
43:28The Donnie goes,
43:28there's no cabs here.
43:29The cabs don't exist.
43:30So now I hear him screaming no.
43:32I'm bent over a toilet that's got fish in it.
43:36And I was just like,
43:37I'm just shitting myself here, lads.
43:41We're five minutes away.
43:42We go,
43:42there's like a bus stop or a train station here.
43:44He says, yeah, train, train.
43:45I dropped your train.
43:46The best English we've heard today, probably.
43:48We're like, okay, sick.
43:49Drops us just in the middle of temples.
43:51All this there is like an 800 pound fat man.
43:54And nothing else.
43:55What was the train?
43:57It didn't exist.
43:58So then we had to walk to a 7-Eleven and said,
44:00is there a bus stop?
44:00And they said, yeah, at the other 7-Eleven.
44:02And then we ended up on the highway,
44:04just stood on the highway.
44:06There's a lot of cams on the highway though.
44:07Yeah.
44:08Not where we was.
44:09We were walking on the highway.
44:10He goes, I ain't never seen a cam on the highway.
44:13Five pull up at once.
44:14Every single one we go,
44:16Bangkok?
44:17And they go,
44:17I don't know about that,
44:18but I didn't see anyone.
44:19I think it's more nightlife.
44:20Yeah.
44:21Apparently no one knows where Bangkok is.
44:25Where we got dropped in Suratari is just above Pattaya.
44:29And Pattaya's the nightlife sex gap, isn't it?
44:32Yeah.
44:32Yeah.
44:33I mean, I've never been.
44:36I haven't, but I know that.
44:37That's what it is.
44:38Even the ladyboy said,
44:39do you know Pattaya?
44:41I said, I've heard about it.
44:43Yeah.
44:43Oh, okay.
44:44He gets his phone out.
44:45He's driving,
44:46and he's like doing this.
44:47He gets his phone out,
44:48and he's like,
44:48he goes, have you eaten yet?
44:51JJ takes the phone,
44:52he's like,
44:54translation.
44:56Grandmaster,
44:57thank you for picking us up.
44:58You have saved us.
45:00We have not eaten.
45:01But we will eat when we get there.
45:03I love chicken.
45:08It goes on for 20 minutes.
45:10It goes on for 20 minutes.
45:11It goes on for 20 minutes.
45:1220 minutes.
45:14Grandmaster,
45:14I'll give a ticket.
45:15Like,
45:16I'd say like a 30,
45:1840 nap.
45:19Four-minute nap.
45:20And then I just walk up with
45:21random ass energy, bro.
45:24Like that's...
45:26I have a question.
45:27I call your cab driver Grandmaster,
45:29on translation.
45:32Okay, for a train,
45:33three hours into Bangkok,
45:35and they're allowed to be on it for
45:3645 minutes.
45:37They're on it for 45 minutes.
45:38And we're still miles away
45:39until about half an hour ago,
45:40where they got a cab to the airport.
45:41They're still at the airport.
45:43Yeah.
45:43They might as well stay there.
45:44Yeah.
45:45Honestly, DNF have been
45:46time to stay there.
45:48Hey, where are you?
45:48Wait, that's not...
45:49No, no.
45:50We've got two different ones.
45:51He's in the back of this.
45:52It's called something mine.
45:54So the miners are here.
45:55Right.
45:55And then...
45:56The miners are here.
45:58And then that...
45:58That selfie is mental.
45:59I did a wild carp.
46:00No, I don't put it, bro.
46:02He's seen it, bro.
46:02Wait, let me see.
46:04The miners are there, bro.
46:05Where's that?
46:06Here.
46:06Wait.
46:07And then look, what we did is we did a clip.
46:09VAR's coming back.
46:10Yeah, yeah, right.
46:11The miners are there.
46:12And then we said...
46:13No, but...
46:14Hey.
46:15No, but you...
46:15What we did is we went on this.
46:16We went...
46:17No, we went on this.
46:18We went, Sidemen, enhance.
46:20And the editors will enhance into
46:23the eight-time Zoom one
46:24of the documentary we did.
46:26No, that's...
46:27That's him, bro.
46:29Too bad, we end up in the...
46:30The same mall we were in.
46:32Look, bro.
46:34Look, bro.
46:34We bought from the same stand.
46:35It's him, bro.
46:36I got the documentary on this, bro.
46:38We ate scorpion.
46:40It was our animal.
46:42We were like...
46:43We'll take a...
46:43Well, we got into the same stand
46:45we saw the spider.
46:46And we took a photo with the squid,
46:48the fish, and the scorpion.
46:49We were gonna get...
46:50We were gonna get scorpion.
46:51That's what we were trying to...
46:52We were trying to hunt down a scorpion.
46:53It tasted the exact same spider.
46:56You would eat something, though.
46:58Oh, we're gonna eat something here, yeah.
46:59You'll be safe.
47:00Mate, I've had two beers
47:01and I feel like I'm fucked.
47:02Just because I haven't eaten all day.
47:03Get some food in there.
47:05But you might...
47:05That might be good for the plane.
47:07Oh, yeah.
47:07No, facts, bro.
47:09Well, funny enough, yeah.
47:10I got wankered the first night
47:12we were here on the expensive team.
47:13Yeah.
47:14I slept like a dream.
47:15Had the best sleep.
47:16Woke up with a bit of headache,
47:17but I'd take that.
47:18Last night, 1.09, I woke up.
47:202.09, I woke up.
47:21Every hour, literally on the minute.
47:23Every hour, all the way till the morning.
47:25I ended up watching the Premier League games.
47:26I was like, fuck it.
47:27I'll just stay awake.
47:28We know what the plan is, then, tonight.
47:29Yeah, to get battered, bro.
47:32Wait, it's looking beautiful.
47:33The sun is setting behind us.
47:34This is like...
47:35This is what I intended the rooftop to be.
47:36Yeah.
47:37Yeah, return cash to send it, bro.
47:38That's not bad.
47:39I'm gonna run it up, bro.
47:40I'm gonna run it up.
47:40Bro, it was so...
47:41We needed three waves when we...
47:43We were literally at 10 minutes away
47:44and we needed three waves.
47:45Struggling.
47:46Did you pay for waves?
47:47No.
47:48Every old woman we see,
47:49we're, like, waving and they just go...
47:51Oh, yeah.
47:53No, Vic.
47:53They don't wave.
47:54They all...
47:55No.
47:56They wave when you go past the massage parlor.
48:00Ah.
48:00We walked past five in a row.
48:02Every single way.
48:03Hi.
48:04Hi.
48:05And we were like...
48:06You broke the matter.
48:07We were literally like,
48:07there's one, there's two, there's three.
48:11I knew the bowing was a thing.
48:12No, I know the bowing was a thing, too,
48:14but...
48:15We'd go past them and they'd just bow
48:17and then when we'd be like,
48:18the other side of the road
48:19and go past them and wave,
48:20then they'd wave at us.
48:22You all found the matter?
48:23There's a radio speaker at the same time.
48:24Gyoza.
48:25Yep.
48:26Loads of rice,
48:27because I feel like I need the...
48:28Need the bass.
48:30Because I'm...
48:31Strong bass layer.
48:32Yeah.
48:32Sour, sour soup.
48:34And initially, you're looking...
48:35Bro, I've lost the ability to speak to it.
48:37So...
48:38I'm walking around going to Spariot Shmuro.
48:40Dehydration.
48:41Because I haven't eaten,
48:41I've had two half bites,
48:42so I've genuinely, like,
48:43everything can move.
48:44I can tell you,
48:45everything I've had today,
48:46I've had one bite of a scorpion.
48:48Oh, nice.
48:49One water bottle,
48:50this big.
48:50Yeah.
48:51A Prime Energy.
48:52Oh, that's good.
48:54And, like,
48:54five pieces of fried pork.
48:57Oh.
48:57That's it.
48:58You need to get some liquid in you as well.
49:00I need someone to piss on me.
49:01Oh, shit.
49:02I've just realised that, like,
49:03the winners have arrived
49:05during full beam sunlight.
49:07Josh and Harry are going to get here
49:08in complete darkness.
49:10So we've had food.
49:11I've even gone for a shower
49:12and got ready.
49:13Uh,
49:14and Josh and Harry still aren't here.
49:16Well, the live update from James Frames was,
49:19where's the end location
49:20was a text Finn received about two minutes ago.
49:22Okay.
49:23Um, which is always a good sign.
49:24Um,
49:24we think they're about,
49:25in terms of distance,
49:26they're about 20 minutes away.
49:27In terms of arrival time,
49:29we genuinely have no idea.
49:30I was told 20 minutes ago
49:32when I went for a shower.
49:33Yeah, they stayed in the same location
49:35for a little bit.
49:36Sick.
49:36Like,
49:37either Bangkok traffic
49:38or them trying to wave at people,
49:39I think,
49:40is what has caused that.
49:41So,
49:42don't know what happened now,
49:43but I think they're trying to pick up a tuk-tuk
49:44and get here while waving at people.
49:46While everyone else gets ready to leave.
49:47They only have...
49:48Yeah.
49:49Well, we thought we'd be so comfy.
49:50We've got an hour and 25 minutes
49:52till we have to leave for the airport.
49:53Um,
49:53it's feeling a little bit like Spain,
49:55where it might be a jet off situation again.
49:57Yeah.
49:58James.
49:59Okay, no stress.
50:00Is that James?
50:01Yeah.
50:02Right.
50:03He might make it.
50:05They're coming.
50:06They're about to get in an Uber, I think.
50:08How far?
50:08I don't know.
50:0923 minutes away, it says,
50:10but in an Uber, hopefully less.
50:13Yeah.
50:14We're...
50:14It's going to be a 7 o'clock job here, I think.
50:16For them.
50:17Which is not bad,
50:18but they severely limit their shower time.
50:21Yeah.
50:22I think the...
50:24Get some knees in there.
50:25Come on.
50:35What does that mean again?
50:37Uh...
50:37Something rude.
50:39We went to five cabs and went...
50:42Yeah, it says Bangkok in Thailand.
50:44I know, but we went...
50:44Because we didn't get told what was in there.
50:46Well, I saw Charles just bringing water.
50:48And they drove off.
50:49That was it.
50:50And the envelope.
50:50That says I need to go to Bangkok in Thai on it.
50:54Oh, mate, that's what we needed.
50:56Because for some reason,
50:57no one understood what Bangkok was.
50:59No one knows what Bangkok is.
51:00No one knows what Bangkok is.
51:01No one knows what Bangkok is.
51:02No, they didn't.
51:03No, no, no.
51:04No, no.
51:05We would sit there and say,
51:06oh, we want to go to Bangkok,
51:07and they'd look at you and go...
51:08Do you think that they were...
51:09That they thought we were trying to be sexual?
51:11No.
51:12Right.
51:14Well...
51:14And it has phrases.
51:17Right?
51:17Okay.
51:17You know what?
51:18We went and...
51:18We talked to cabs.
51:19Yeah.
51:21What the fuck does that say?
51:22I need to go to Bangkok.
51:24Yeah.
51:24It's hieroglyphic.
51:25He didn't know.
51:26But as in, how many cabs turned us away?
51:28Because we went Bangkok,
51:29and they all went...
51:29Eh?
51:30Yeah.
51:30Yeah, exactly.
51:31I got back.
51:32I got back.
51:34I got back.
51:34I got back, bro.
51:34Sorry, we didn't realise this was abandoned easy edition.
51:36Like, I don't know what the fuck's going on.
51:37Well, you gave it to us.
51:38I thought it was easy.
51:39How are we doing?
51:40There's some good advice on there.
51:42Don't fight the King Cobra.
51:43I went really hard on that.
51:46He said you missed it.
51:47You know, if Josh has used everything in there,
51:49and it's totally fucked him,
51:50and that's when you're going to get it right back,
51:51that would be so funny.
51:54Who are we missing?
51:56Just...
51:57There's...
51:57Sorry hiding, people.
51:58Check bikes are rolling.
51:59What do you think?
52:00Where are we hiding?
52:01What's the point of hiding, bro?
52:03They know.
52:03I think they know, bro.
52:04It's night time.
52:11What the fuck is going on?
52:14It's a silly song.
52:23It's silent.
52:25Why is it silent still?
52:27So, what's the difference?
52:27Oh, you're not a dragon.
52:42Wait.
52:43It's 8 pm.
52:44They put off some fucking wet...
52:46Why were we there?
52:48Why were we there?
52:49There was no trains.
52:50There was no trains for us.
52:52So, the difference was these guys just didn't go on a train?
52:55No trains.
52:55There was nothing there!
52:57Hitchhine twice, tuk-tuk, taxi, metro, um...
53:01And train.
53:02And train.
53:02Same as us then.
53:03Oh yeah, I'm sure you are just as hard as us.
53:06Fuck!
53:08Only abandoned, yeah.
53:09But there's always the next time.
53:11And for our winners, we have a magical silver traditional dye cup.
53:16Wow!
53:17Hold on.
53:17It's a singing bowl.
53:18Ooh!
53:24We had no chance at that.
53:26We were in a jungle, so how was you?
53:28These guys actually started the furthest away,
53:30and all the locals said theirs were the hardest.
53:31Yeah, what now?
53:32What now, huh?
53:34Uh, definitely not.
53:36I even played.
53:39Definitely not, yeah.
53:41We had the hardest!
53:43Hardest?
53:43We had the hardest!
53:44And we left half-hour late.
53:46Geez.
53:46So I was with a local today.
53:48Wait, David's at nine?
53:50No, we were meant to leave at nine.
53:52You can't.
53:52Because we were the furthest.
53:53I was with one of the locals today, and I showed him the starting points.
53:56He said, oh, those guys, they're in the boonies.
54:00They're fucked!
54:01Oh, shit!
54:02And I was like, what do you mean?
54:03What's the boonies?
54:04Like, fuck nowhere.
54:06Like, middle of nowhere.
54:07And they were like, yeah, there's like nothing out there.
54:09There's no people.
54:10There's nothing.
54:10He was plotting, right?
54:11Were you hit for something else?
54:13Did you?
54:14Yeah, and then he came in afterwards.
54:17Because he followed us.
54:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:19Because we went to Donbang, and yeah, the other one.
54:23You just made the statement of the train station too long.
54:26You should have just been making ground getting hitchhikes, rather than hitchhikes or bus.
54:29Everyone said no.
54:30There was bus there as well.
54:31Everyone said no.
54:32No taxi.
54:33No taxi.
54:33There was no taxi there.
54:34We said no.
54:36Who did you speak to?
54:37Everyone at the station.
54:38Right.
54:38Really?
54:39Both stations.
54:39Oh, my God.
54:40He said how long to drive from this station to that station.
54:42They said no.
54:43And luckily they said no.
54:44That's when the hitchhiker came.
54:45That was a 40 minute drive.
54:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:48And then when we got to the other station, they said no taxi.
54:51There should be, there was buses though, I'm pretty sure.
54:54There was like, there was like a cross-country bus.
54:56I want to see on that.
54:56The one at the back.
54:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:58That didn't exist.
54:59There's nothing there, no.
55:00Who did you hitchhike with?
55:02Uh...
55:03Back to England.
55:03Woo!
55:04We got to back his truck.
55:05Get me in them highland seat mids.
55:09We weren't like, we were just like chilling.
55:10We knew you would be enjoying it.
55:11That was like, that's the advice.
55:12We had a good day the whole day, weren't we?
55:14Unreal.
55:15I love this costume.
55:16So why do I always get a costume?
55:17Yeah, come on.
55:18I've actually got it back now.
55:19It's quite nice actually a day of disconnecting.
55:22Had nothing.
55:23Took in the, took in the scenery.
55:25Sat on the train.
55:26It was nice.
55:27It was about six coffees the whole day.
55:29Bro, I've bitten a hole because of the coffee.
55:31With the squall of the squat things.
55:32So near our start location, there was a coffee.
55:34I was like, alright, let's have coffee.
55:35Get out for the day, bro.
55:37Chuck down this iced coffee.
55:3945 minutes out of that.
55:40I've got to shit my pants.
55:41I've got to shit my pants.
55:42I've got to shit my pants.
55:42I've got to shit my pants.
55:43I've got to shit my pants.
55:43Go into his toilet.
55:44There's organisms in the water.
55:45Like moving.
55:46So I'm sat in there like this.
55:49I'm scared we're going to fucking fly back up again.
55:51Got no choice.
55:52Got no choice.
55:53So if you like, if you pooped it, it splashed.
55:56Yes, yes.
55:57That's exactly my issue.
55:58Yeah, man.
55:58Exactly my issue.
55:59So is it, Durian has zero for seven on the side.
56:03I was thinking statistically one person might not mind it.
56:07No.
56:09The more you chewed it, the worse it.
56:10Yeah.
56:12The first bite's not bad.
56:13The first bite's not bad.
56:15Then I think your senses take over and it can sniff the...
56:19Yeah.
56:20Expanded hotels, right?
56:21It stinks, bro.
56:23I'm not surprised.
56:23It stinks.
56:24There was so much at the market.
56:26Every cent.
56:27We spent 320 pounds on some Durian, bro.
56:31A lot of that.
56:32Was it fresh?
56:33We had like dry shit.
56:35We had like dry shit.
56:36Oh.
56:36Yeah.
56:37It's like freeze dried stuff.
56:38I think the market we went to yesterday.
56:40Oh shit.
56:40It was all the ones that looked black.
56:42It was like a bit of yellow in a bed.
56:43In a bed.
56:44Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:44That's all we had.
56:46I think the fresh is probably worse.
56:48Like at least dried it took the taste out of it.
56:50Stink.
56:51Like it felt like I was eating a kyoza.
56:53Oh, Phil with the vomit.
56:54It stinks.
56:56Alright.
56:56Alright.
56:57I'm gonna throw him down there.
56:58You two go down with James, we'll meet you there.
57:00You've got one key.
57:00James, that's the other one.
57:01I wanna go home.
57:02I wanna go home.
57:03I wanna go home.
57:04I wanna go home.
57:04Loved it.
57:05Loved it.
57:05Lived it.
57:06Got the t-shirt.
57:07Literally.
57:07Off I go.
57:08And our final abandoned players have arrived.
57:11The video is over.
57:12Everyone came through unscathed, which we're happy to hear.
57:15Sounds like there were a lot of crazy moments.
57:17Can't wait to watch the actual video.
57:19Peace out.
57:19This has been Sidemen in Asia.
57:22Do we need to come back?
57:23Where do we need to go next?
57:24Drop a country in the comments.
57:26We'll see if we can make it happen.
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