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00:00This is YouTuber Spelling Bee.
00:03I've got a load of idiots here who create stuff on the internet.
00:07Try to be a bit ugly for it, but sure.
00:11And I've been given strict instructions by Falabi to spank anybody who fucks up.
00:17Yes, sir.
00:18I just want to say that I could not get spanked by you.
00:21I'm applying for my Jamaican passport and they would not allow me to get that if that happens.
00:26Best of luck.
00:26What's your name?
00:27Expressions.
00:32You had a little cheeky line before you come in or something like that?
00:35Jaw swinging like Tarzan fan.
00:37What's what I'm talking about?
00:39Do you want it?
00:40Do you want it?
00:41Why?
00:44I've got a prop that I will be spanking you with.
00:48Who?
00:49A wooden spoon, man.
00:51That's a classic African tactic, isn't it?
00:56Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:58Yes, sir.
00:59Yes, sir.
00:59Why are you nailed like that?
01:01Chlamydia.
01:02Tinted.
01:02Round one.
01:04You'll take it in turns going up to the microphone.
01:06One twat at a time, please.
01:09You okay, expressions?
01:10I'm very well.
01:10How are you doing?
01:11As long as you keep that wooden spoon away from me, Vlad.
01:13I've got enough wood.
01:14I don't need any of that.
01:15Pipe down.
01:16I give out wood.
01:16I don't receive it.
01:17You get enough wood?
01:18Pipe down.
01:19No, I said I give out wine.
01:20I don't receive it.
01:21When I ask up to the microphone, I'm going to ask you to spell it.
01:23Don't make me have to start cooking people in here, Vlad.
01:25We could go.
01:26Whoa!
01:26Oh, there goes the spoon.
01:27Vlad Clark!
01:28Oh, no.
01:29That particular stack.
01:30Thank you for your attention.
01:32Right, I'm going to ask you one at a time to come up to this microphone.
01:35You will then be given a series of words.
01:38Each word increases by one letter each time.
01:41So each round, you get an extra letter onto the word.
01:44If you spell it right, you get to stay up here,
01:47and you'll keep scoring points for every word you spell correctly.
01:50If you are stupid and you get one wrong,
01:55you will sit down and you won't be scoring any more points for this round,
01:58and you will be getting spanked by my spoon.
02:02Wooden spoon is wood.
02:04How's man allowed to talk to us like that?
02:06Where's Ofsted, fam?
02:07This is South African school.
02:08This is your fault.
02:09No, that's your fault, Vlad.
02:10It's now a wooden knife.
02:11He's broken his wood in half.
02:13What happens if you win the whole thing?
02:14I don't know.
02:15Just do your best and we'll see you at the end.
02:17All right, all right, all right.
02:17Do we have a prize?
02:19All right.
02:19You're going first.
02:20Huh?
02:21Get up there.
02:22Unlucky.
02:22Those jeans, in those jeans.
02:25I can't even see one of your shoes, you know.
02:28Guess the shoe, for done.
02:30Right, Maximus.
02:31Do I always hit your ass?
02:33Just crank that one up a bit.
02:35Ready?
02:36Your first word, as.
02:39As.
02:39I can give you definitions and use it in a sentence if you want.
02:43A-A-S.
02:44Come on, I haven't said that you said.
02:45Have you ever seen a spelling bee before?
02:46Yeah, I have, I have, I have.
02:47I say, spell as, and you'll go, as.
02:50A-S.
02:51You know what I think about you?
02:51You're like repeating stuff 55 times.
02:52Don't interrupt me.
02:56You get one point for as.
02:58Second word, dog.
03:00Dog.
03:02D-O-G.
03:04Dog.
03:05Well done, mate.
03:06Well done, mate.
03:06Well done, mate.
03:07Back to me, yeah!
03:08I'll get harder now.
03:10I'm saying Jakey's mom, isn't it?
03:11Air.
03:12I used that on his mom.
03:13Oh.
03:14Air.
03:15A-I.
03:16You're an idiot!
03:17You are an idiot.
03:18Sit down!
03:19So smell air for me?
03:20H-E-I-R.
03:22That's a look.
03:23You said air, blad.
03:23You didn't say hair.
03:24You know that one letter gets added every time.
03:27This is in the rules.
03:28I went through this.
03:29That's true.
03:29What kind of foolish is this, blad?
03:31I thought it was E-A-R, blad.
03:33I didn't mean E-A-R.
03:34Shut up.
03:35Sit down.
03:36Shut up.
03:37Where do you want to be spanked?
03:38On my arm.
03:39On your arm?
03:40Why are you putting your hand up?
03:41I'm out.
03:41Can I do it?
03:43Okay.
03:44Look at me.
03:45I like to make eye contact.
03:47Oh, damn.
03:48Hey, dookie, hey.
03:50He's touched your feet.
03:52That's a killer.
03:53Oh, he liked it.
03:56He's a bit of tension.
03:57Yeah, man.
03:57Well done.
03:58Eddie, he's touched my face.
03:59I'll buy you next week.
04:00Cole.
04:00Yes?
04:01Step up to the microphone.
04:02I really have a very pussy.
04:03Me?
04:04No, him.
04:05Oh, okay.
04:05Cole.
04:06Yes, sir.
04:06Are you happy with the rules?
04:08Yep, absolutely.
04:09We've all learned a valuable lesson from poor Max here.
04:13He's an idiot.
04:14He's an idiot.
04:14I didn't learn it.
04:15You're an idiot.
04:16He's an idiot.
04:16Fez.
04:17Sorry.
04:19Your first word.
04:20Mm-hmm.
04:21An.
04:21Please use it in a sentence for me, sir.
04:23I'll use it in a sentence.
04:24I saw an idiot who went out on the four-letter word.
04:30Have you used it, or are you just saying?
04:33Um, An.
04:35A-N-An.
04:37Well done, Cole.
04:38Fucking Woldermall malfunction.
04:40Bro.
04:41You heard the second word.
04:42Cat.
04:43Okay.
04:45No.
04:48You're an idiot.
04:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:51I'm just saying.
04:54No, that's not me.
04:55That's not my submission.
04:56Please.
04:57It was.
04:57That's his word.
04:58You hear me say it.
04:59You're an idiot.
05:00Let me spell it.
05:01He is an idiot.
05:01Let me count.
05:02Cat.
05:03C-A-T.
05:04Cat.
05:04No, he said spell cat.
05:05No, it's actually goes.
05:06Back off.
05:06Back off.
05:07He said spell cat.
05:08He said okay.
05:09Those are letters, blad.
05:10I'll let you have that because you didn't say cat, then K.
05:13You spell it okay.
05:14You spell it wrong.
05:15Shut the fuck up, Jake.
05:18Your third word.
05:19Hair transplant.
05:22Debt.
05:24D-E-B-T.
05:26Oh.
05:27Debt.
05:27Oh, well done wrong.
05:29Oh, well done wrong.
05:29I can't be giving class.
05:31I'm sick at spelling.
05:32That's smart easy.
05:33He's even had to look it up and poor soul.
05:35Right.
05:36Your fourth word.
05:38Q.
05:39And can you use it in a sentence, please?
05:41I joined a Q to have my veneers done.
05:45They didn't do a very good job.
05:47Q.
05:47Q-U-E-U-E.
05:49Q.
05:49Is it not C-U-E-E?
05:51No, that's like a...
05:52That is correct.
05:53Good.
05:54Well done, Cole.
05:54I don't think I've ever seen that rule though.
05:56Q-U-E-U-E.
05:58Your next word.
06:00Rhythm.
06:01Rhythm.
06:02R-H.
06:04Uh, Y.
06:05Y?
06:06T-H-M.
06:07Rhythm.
06:08E-H-M.
06:09Well done, Cole.
06:10Woo!
06:11Well done, Cole.
06:12Yeah!
06:13Max, you suck at this.
06:14Pipe down.
06:14You went out on the fourth round.
06:16Wait.
06:16T-H-M?
06:17Ain't it got a silent N or something?
06:18Cole!
06:19Your next word for six letters is receive.
06:24Oh, this is I before E, E before I sort of thing.
06:27Never after the V.
06:29Never, never do the C after the V.
06:31And the F.
06:31Hide the F.
06:32Receive.
06:33R-E-C.
06:36I before E.
06:37So, I, E, V, E.
06:39Oh, it's the wrong way round.
06:40No, it's not.
06:41It's not.
06:41It's the wrong way round.
06:42Is it?
06:43It's I before E.
06:44Except after C.
06:45I forgot the wrong.
06:46Yes, I told you.
06:47I forgot the last part of the V.
06:48Cole!
06:49You're an idiot.
06:49Sit down.
06:50Yes.
06:51So, you need to spank him.
06:52Cole, where would you like to be spanked?
06:54He's arse.
06:54He wants his arse spanked.
06:55Arse, yeah.
06:55I want my arse spanked.
06:56You want your arse spanked.
06:58Cole, I'll ask you this only once.
07:00Don't cut to me.
07:00Bend over.
07:01Oh, my God.
07:02Cole, can you moan, like, as he does it?
07:06My passport.
07:07Cole, can you, like, moan?
07:08Oh, God.
07:09Oh, God.
07:10He got me right on the bone.
07:11Yeah.
07:12You're not good at that.
07:13Yeah.
07:13You haven't done that before, have you?
07:14Right on the bone.
07:15Is it done?
07:16P.K.
07:16Yes, indeed.
07:17Round of applause for P.K.
07:22That's right.
07:23Yeah.
07:23Why does he only get a round of applause?
07:24Proper mic.
07:25He's getting special treatment.
07:26We didn't get this.
07:27Chill out.
07:28Yes.
07:28I'll make everybody give you a round of applause later.
07:30It's not all about you right now.
07:31It's about P.K. right now.
07:33P.K.
07:34Yes, indeed.
07:34How are you today?
07:35I'm great.
07:36Yourself?
07:36Spell at.
07:38At.
07:39A-T.
07:41At.
07:44All right, P.K.
07:46Your second word.
07:49Sun.
07:50You cannot use the word in the sentence.
07:53Oh, my God.
07:54Oh, my God.
07:55Good back.
07:55There's a sun next to the orbit,
07:57and there's a sun that can come out of my penis.
08:00It's a weird way to put it.
08:01Whoa.
08:02The sun tries to shine.
08:04The sun goes up.
08:05The stars come down.
08:07But here I am will never be the same.
08:13You can do this, P.K.
08:17Sun.
08:20S-U-N.
08:22Oh!
08:23Come on!
08:24Yay!
08:24Let's go!
08:25Yes, P.K.
08:27Your third word.
08:29This is a tricky one.
08:31Yolk.
08:32Oh, unlucky, man.
08:34Use it in a sentence, please.
08:36What do you mean?
08:37Yeah, what of a yolks is it?
08:38I like that, real talk.
08:39There are two spellings of yolk.
08:41Is there?
08:42Oh, cool.
08:42What are the two spellings of yolk?
08:44Oh, right.
08:45Well, the first one...
08:46Come on.
08:48You want it in a sentence?
08:49Please.
08:49I cracked an egg,
08:52and a yolk went in my ear.
08:55I've had that before.
08:57Yolk.
08:59Y for Yolanda.
09:01What?
09:03Or yolk.
09:06O for Octopus.
09:08We don't take note.
09:10L for Lima.
09:12K for Kilimanjaro.
09:14Yeah.
09:17Yolk.
09:18Yolk.
09:18Come on.
09:19That was brilliant, P.K.
09:20He cheated.
09:21Fuck me, this is painful.
09:22He cheated, Phil.
09:23Hey, snitches, bro.
09:25I'm for Randall from Recess, bro.
09:26What's going on, lad?
09:27I'm not cheating.
09:28I've never cheated in my life.
09:29Black men don't cheat.
09:30Glad to hear it.
09:31Spell Psalm.
09:32Ooh, easy.
09:33Psalms.
09:34What the fuck is that?
09:34It's like something to do with church.
09:35P for Papa.
09:37S for Silly.
09:39A for Anamun.
09:41M for Mother.
09:43No.
09:43No.
09:45P-S-A-M-L-L-S.
09:47No.
09:47You just said a whole jumble of letters.
09:50Go sit down.
09:51You're an idiot.
09:51Where do you want to be spanked?
09:53Nowhere.
09:54Does anyone want to take a spank?
09:56Yeah, go on then.
09:56You can nominate a spankie.
09:58Fine, I'll do it.
09:59Yes!
09:59Yes!
10:00My boy!
10:01How do you spell Psalm?
10:02How does team play?
10:03Don't even want to do it.
10:04Psalm.
10:04P-S-A-L-M-S-A-M-S-A-M-S-A-M-S-A-M-S-A-M
10:08-S-A-M-S-A-M-S-A-M-S-A-M.
10:29Your two-letter word is B.
10:33That could be a letter or it could be a...
10:35No, it can't be a letter.
10:37It can't be two.
10:38B.
10:39B.
10:41E.
10:42B.
10:43I think that's right.
10:45It sounded like you said B-B-E, blad.
10:47Nairon.
10:48Don't like this.
10:48Spell hat.
10:50Hat.
10:51H-A-T.
10:53Hat.
10:54Yes!
10:56Genius!
10:56Come on, Jake!
10:57Come on, Jake!
10:58Your next word, ache.
11:00Actually, could you use it in a sentence?
11:02I feel an ache inside.
11:05Why do you have to say Michael Jackson?
11:06Is that a tune?
11:07I don't know, but that's the man spanking you, bro.
11:10A.K.
11:11You make me ache.
11:13A.K.
11:13In my penis.
11:15What the fuck?
11:16I hope not, sir, please.
11:18My penis aches.
11:19Why?
11:20Uh, A-C-H-E ache.
11:24Boom!
11:25Munchakala.
11:27That was about right.
11:28That was about right.
11:28Okay, it's starting to hot up here.
11:31Next word is aisle.
11:33Safe, man.
11:34Sick.
11:35How is he getting aisle all this time?
11:36I'm getting airbags.
11:38You could use it in a sentence, por favor.
11:40Expressions wants to be down an aisle in Asda.
11:44I used to work there.
11:45Nights.
11:46Drinks aisle.
11:47That's one.
11:48Okay.
11:49Aisle.
11:50A.
11:50You're what?
11:51All right.
11:52Spell horrific.
11:53I-S-L-E.
11:56Bap.
11:57Aisle.
11:58Yes!
11:59Bad boy.
12:00Here we go.
12:01Teacher's pet.
12:01Teacher's pet.
12:02Plaque.
12:03Which one?
12:04Asked in a sentence, bro.
12:05No, innit.
12:05Could you use that in a sentence, please?
12:07Look at the state of your teeth.
12:08They are covered in plaque.
12:10Oh, actually, that's the one.
12:11I don't know.
12:11I thought I think I did that.
12:12Can I do it for him?
12:13I thought there was only one of you.
12:14Can I get it for him?
12:15I'm confused.
12:15I don't know, jeez.
12:17Spell the word.
12:19Err...
12:20Nah, hell no.
12:21That's, that's, that's, that's, that's.
12:22That radical thing.
12:24T-L-A-Q.
12:27No.
12:28Yes, we would have got it wrong.
12:30U-E.
12:30It was.
12:31Is it actually?
12:32Yes!
12:33We got it.
12:36Okay, is it both ways then you to
12:38This guy knows everything. He's gonna win. Of course I'm gonna win. He's sitting there laughing at us all, bro.
12:47Man like Mark Corrigan from Peep Show, man.
12:51I went to private school. Oh, is it?
12:53Your next word. Seizure.
12:56Done. Sorry.
13:00Think about it. Think about it. Seizure.
13:02Alas. I had a seizure. Does that count?
13:04How did you spell it?
13:06Seizure.
13:08S.
13:10Oh, come on. You're giving me a seizure.
13:12Are you dyslexic?
13:14What does that mean?
13:16Do I have to carry on from where I am now?
13:19I don't know where you are. Just start again.
13:21Oh, you said S. You're killing me.
13:24S. E. I. Z. U. R. E.
13:31Bad boy.
13:32Seizure.
13:33Seizure!
13:33Bad boy!
13:35You're going in. You might win that.
13:37I mean it easily when this.
13:39Engineer!
13:39Let's be real.
13:41It's not even gonna be close.
13:42Engineer.
13:43E. N. G. I. N. E. E. R. Engineer.
13:48Engineer.
13:50You're in trouble.
13:51I'm getting you by the way. I had public education.
13:54Okay, your next word is habitable.
13:58Oh, this is easy.
13:59Think about it.
14:00In Sainsbury's it always has it habitable.
14:02Separate the words.
14:04There's a line. There's a range. There's a range.
14:07There's a range of things.
14:08Habitable range.
14:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:09Oh, it seems like it actually says habitable a lot.
14:11I swear.
14:12Are you sure I don't want to say gluten free or something like that?
14:13You're just mixing it up.
14:15There's a range.
14:15I'm not giving you again, so you've got to spell it.
14:17Habitable.
14:18H. A. B. I. T. I. B.
14:30He had a good run, but it turns out he's a fucking idiot.
14:34Where do you want to be spanked?
14:36Elbow, please, sir.
14:37On your elbow?
14:37Yeah, fuck it.
14:38That's the worst one.
14:39I've never felt it before.
14:40Because this is going to sound good.
14:43Oh, that was all right.
14:45That's all right.
14:46Jesus Christ, man.
14:47This is set ten.
14:49This is definitely set ten.
14:51How did I get habitable wrong?
14:52Because you're a fucking idiot.
14:54You should have never gone to public school.
14:55Okay, Jakey.
14:56Jakey, Jakey.
14:57Let's give him a round of applause.
14:58Come on, Jakey.
15:00You all right, Cole?
15:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:03You got a hold of everything?
15:04Yeah.
15:05You fucking idiot.
15:06Come on, Jakey.
15:07He's horrible.
15:08Jakey.
15:08I like this guy.
15:09Yes, sir.
15:10Did you come from far today?
15:11Manchester.
15:12I'm sorry?
15:13Manchester.
15:14No, I heard you.
15:14I was just saying sorry.
15:17Jakey, spell bye.
15:19Bye.
15:20B-Y.
15:21Bye.
15:22Woo!
15:23Lovely.
15:23You got it.
15:24You got it.
15:25Smash that one.
15:26He might be from Manchester, but he knows how to spell bye.
15:30Jakey, your next word is box.
15:31Box.
15:33B-O-X.
15:35Box.
15:36You got it right.
15:37How has ball developed a little?
15:38Your next word.
15:40Aura.
15:41Can you use any sentence, please?
15:42your aura is stinky. Aura. A-U-R-A. Aura.
15:50Hey! Well done, Janky!
15:52There you go. Are you nervous?
15:54Are you nervous? Or are you just going to piss yourself?
15:55He's just dented.
15:57What?
15:57Give us a spin.
15:59You pervert.
16:00Who's just making him perform? He's my little monkey.
16:03Whoa.
16:04Ooh, yeah. Lucky said to him.
16:06I'm glad I'm standing up there, blood. You know them way there, son.
16:09You can't use that joke again, Teach.
16:10I can use it two more times.
16:12Saint Natarzan said.
16:13I can use it two more times.
16:15Oh, is that what he said?
16:16Yeah, but I've already got it.
16:20Sorry.
16:21It means being tired.
16:21It can't be me.
16:22It's me twice.
16:23Okay. Silence!
16:25Sorry.
16:25You twice.
16:27That's false.
16:29Janky.
16:30Yes.
16:32Colon.
16:33Can you use your next sentence, please?
16:34I have got something stuck in my colon.
16:37Colon.
16:37C-O-L-O-N.
16:41Colon.
16:42Well done, Janky.
16:43I am, Janky.
16:44Janky, your next word is...
16:46Quartz.
16:47Quartz.
16:50Quartz.
16:51Q-U-A-R-Z.
16:56Quartz.
16:57No!
16:58I haven't even heard that word.
16:59What word?
17:00T's, Eddie?
17:00What the fuck is that?
17:02Right, Janky, do you want to be spanked?
17:04I thought you meant like tennis court, blud.
17:09Will's the magistrate saying that.
17:12You didn't get a clean connection.
17:14J-K-U-A-R-Z.
17:26I have to get him off the stage, man.
17:28Look at this, brother.
17:28Teacher's monkey.
17:29Teacher's monkey.
17:31Teacher's monkey.
17:31Anyone got anything else on today?
17:33Shut your mouth.
17:34Yes, sir.
17:34No one gave him a round of applause.
17:36Woo!
17:36Fuck that.
17:37Yeah, he's a class flipping teacher's pep.
17:39Why should we clap for him?
17:40Stop being a fucking bitch.
17:42Shut the fuck up.
17:44Are you good at spelling, Rufus?
17:45Yeah.
17:45Oh, Phil, look at me.
17:46I can spell.
17:48What's your best word you can spell?
17:50Coxix.
17:51Go on.
17:52C-O-C-C-Y-X.
17:53Oh.
17:54It's a bit of a Y, though, for saying Coxix.
17:56Rufus is a cocky little twat.
17:59Yeah.
17:59So we'll start him off with...
18:01Do.
18:02Do.
18:03D-O-D.
18:04Yeah, he is good.
18:05Yeah.
18:05That's, yeah.
18:06Amazing.
18:07I knew he'd be good at this.
18:08Yeah, she is pretty clever.
18:09Your two-letter word is...
18:12Abjectness.
18:13Three-letter word.
18:14Your three-letter word...
18:15Is abjectness.
18:16Is abjectness.
18:18Abjectness.
18:18What?
18:19A-B-J-E-C-T-N-E-S-S.
18:24Abjectness.
18:25Okay, Rufus.
18:26Nice one on the three-letter.
18:28I personally think that might be wrong just because it wasn't three-letters long.
18:31No, but because they are a fetch.
18:32It didn't do it in three-letters.
18:33It was.
18:34It was.
18:34Say less, man.
18:35Don't worry about it.
18:36Your four-letter word is ideogram.
18:40Ideogram.
18:40It's not a real word.
18:42I-D-I-O-D.
18:44No!
18:44You're an idiot!
18:45Yes!
18:46You're not so smart now, are you, Rose?
18:48That's what you get.
18:48That's what you get.
18:49That's what you get.
18:49How do you spell it?
18:50I-D-E-O-G.
18:52Hey, Rufus.
18:53What happened, Vlad?
18:54That's quite a difficult four-letter word.
18:55Look, you're being a...
18:56In fact.
18:57For a four-letter, that's pretty tough.
18:58You're being a cocky little twat.
19:00I'm sorry, sir.
19:02You want it on the hand?
19:03Yeah, I do.
19:03Wood on wood is crazy, still.
19:05Why?
19:06Rufus, go arse.
19:07Trust me.
19:07Oh, come on.
19:08Really?
19:09You've got to give it a bit more than that.
19:10Oh.
19:11Oh.
19:11That's my boy.
19:15I will let you spell...
19:18Onomatopoeia.
19:18Onomatopoeia.
19:19Onomatopoeia.
19:19I can spell it.
19:20You can spell it.
19:21Max.
19:21I should spell onomatopoeia.
19:23Go on.
19:23O-M-O-M-A-T-O-P-O-E-I-E.
19:26Yeah, he's right.
19:27What a genius.
19:28I bet you can't spell hair.
19:29I can't.
19:30You just say hair.
19:31Hair.
19:31You didn't say hair.
19:32But Max, I'll give you an extra point for onomatopoeia.
19:35Sorry, Rufus, you fucked it.
19:36Yeah, sorry, mate.
19:37Let you down.
19:37Expressions, get up here.
19:38Bye-bye.
19:39Give him a round of applause.
19:41Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
19:43Express yourself.
19:44Hey, teacher, I got dyslexia on that, dyslexia.
19:47Teacher's monkey, teacher's monkey.
19:49You get me?
19:49Like the words are gonna be...
19:50You know, like minority record.
19:52Come on, teacher, what you got for me, my G?
19:54Expressions.
19:54Go, go on.
19:55Go.
19:55Go where?
19:56Go!
19:58Oh, go.
19:58Spell the word go.
20:00Alright, go.
20:02G.
20:03O.
20:04Go, blood.
20:05Mmm.
20:07That's massive.
20:07We've got it.
20:08We've got it.
20:08We've got it.
20:09To private school.
20:10Pen.
20:11Like penitentiary and that.
20:13Alright, the pen.
20:15Mmm.
20:15Is he rapping?
20:16P.
20:16Nah, he's straight out of the pen.
20:18E.
20:19Ian.
20:20Pen.
20:21Come on, James.
20:22Yes, expressions.
20:23Fountain, all of that, bro.
20:24What are you talking about?
20:25Come on.
20:25Okay.
20:26Four letters.
20:27Knit.
20:28Whoa.
20:30As in, as in, as in knitty?
20:32Nah, ask him in a sentence, though.
20:34Give me it in a sentence.
20:35Expressions.
20:35Yeah.
20:36I really want to knit you a scarf.
20:38Ooh.
20:38Good job.
20:39And it's four letters.
20:40K.
20:40N.
20:41You're a knit arm.
20:42N.
20:43I.
20:43T, blood.
20:45Knit.
20:46What's the next word?
20:47Your word is gnome.
20:48As in, like, garden gnome?
20:49Yeah.
20:51But I don't know how to spell that.
20:53There's some silent words in there.
20:54Silent words.
20:56Yeah.
20:56Hey, can I get help?
20:58Gnome.
20:58You got it, bro.
20:59You got it.
21:00Believe in yourself.
21:01Come on, G.
21:02Come on, G.
21:02Come on, G.
21:03Yeah, come.
21:04Come?
21:04Yeah.
21:05All right.
21:07N.
21:08O.
21:09N.
21:09B.
21:11Gnome.
21:12Gnome.
21:14What the fuck's wrong with you, Cole?
21:16Cole, bro?
21:16I thought the same.
21:17I'm sorry.
21:18Three letters of that were right.
21:20As in, as in, like, the millennium gnome.
21:23Don't ask for help from dickheads who don't know how to spell.
21:26The questions.
21:26Come on, G.
21:27These ones, they're all out.
21:28They're fucking stupid.
21:30Come on, G.
21:30Come on, G.
21:32Gnome.
21:32Come on, G.
21:33Come on, G.
21:35Come on, G.
21:36Come on, G.
21:37Come on, G.
21:38Think about lasagna.
21:40Lasagna?
21:41What the fuck's it got to do with lasagna?
21:43Gnome's like lasagna.
21:45There's a G in it.
21:46Oh.
21:47Wait, what?
21:48He's on to summing.
21:49Oh.
21:50N-O-G-M-E.
21:52Let's go.
21:53This man talking about.
21:55My brother, you know, we win, yeah?
21:57Come on.
22:02You got it wrong, expressions.
22:03What do you mean?
22:04Now, check the dictionary, man.
22:06Well, you're not going to find me because you think it starts with an N.
22:08It starts with a G, man.
22:10It starts with a G.
22:11Brother, what kind of word is that, buddy?
22:13You set me up, lad.
22:14Set me up like a PS5, lad.
22:16I gave you the second chance.
22:17I gave you the second chance, man.
22:19That was your moment.
22:20Why didn't you take your moment and gave it to you?
22:23On a plate.
22:24On a plate as an expression.
22:25No, no, no.
22:25You're not hitting me with anything.
22:26Here's your second chance.
22:27Why won't you just spell it right?
22:29Stop shouting at me.
22:31You're scaring me, lad.
22:32I don't come to school for this.
22:34I don't come from Austin, lad.
22:36Do you think I want to do this?
22:37Austin, no, no, no.
22:38You can't do this, man.
22:39You can't run away from this.
22:40This is going to happen.
22:41This has to happen.
22:42I'm telling you, my dad's Jamaican.
22:42He's a road man.
22:43I'm telling you, if my dad sees this on YouTube,
22:45they've got internet in Jamaica, lad.
22:47I don't give a shit, man.
22:47The fact is, you don't ask.
22:48Now I need to smack you for it.
22:50Back out your hand.
22:51Back out your hand.
22:52Hand, hit him.
22:54Oh!
22:55I didn't want to do that.
22:56I didn't want to do that.
22:57CTE, that's a delayed reaction.
22:59I thought we had something good going there.
23:01I didn't deserve that, guys.
23:03Taze, get up here.
23:04Boys, boys.
23:05Come on, Taze.
23:05Come on, Taze.
23:07Come on, Taze.
23:08Let's go, Taze.
23:09I brought you an apple, sir.
23:10Oh, thanks very much.
23:11You brought the tea chop back at lunch.
23:13Will you bite it?
23:13Is this real?
23:14Yeah, it's genuinely real.
23:16I stuck it on my balls or whatever.
23:17Hey, hold that.
23:19Might like Carlitos, fam.
23:20I can taste it.
23:21Well, that tastes like Mancunian ball juice, yeah?
23:24I hear it, fam.
23:25Why are you eating it, Maud?
23:26It tastes like it's balls.
23:27Get him in the baller's league, mate.
23:28I just realised I've got a prop I haven't been using.
23:30You're talking about it.
23:31There.
23:31Fucked it.
23:32Right.
23:33Oh, my God.
23:34Taze.
23:35Max caught.
23:36What a catch, Max.
23:38Number eight.
23:38Oh!
23:39Oh, no, that's a paper cut.
23:40What a shot.
23:47That was a great shot.
23:49It was Max.
23:50Let me spell.
23:51Taze.
23:52I like how you're using the microphone.
23:54You look like a rock star.
23:55Who the hell was that?
23:56Someone's just fired.
23:57You let it rip like a Beyblade, fam.
23:59I heard that.
23:59Who was that?
23:59That's someone that's been forced in.
24:01Yeah, the rock star.
24:01Yeah.
24:03My whole life I've had to deal with people saying that I'm thick.
24:07So I'm coming here to prove a point.
24:08You are thick.
24:09You've got a fat ass.
24:09We're to spell like Harry Potter.
24:11Hey!
24:13Right.
24:13Don't fuck this up.
24:15Alright?
24:16Your word is if.
24:17Can I use that in a sentence?
24:19Do you know what I'm going to do to you if you can't spell this word?
24:24Okay.
24:26If.
24:27If.
24:28If.
24:29If.
24:29If.
24:29If.
24:35You're just fat.
24:36Come on!
24:40Right, Taze, your second word is map.
24:43Have in a word sentence, please.
24:45Have it in a word sentence, please!
24:48In a sentence, map.
24:49I tried to use a map, but somehow I ended up in this fucking place.
24:52Map. M-A-P. Map.
24:55Yes! Come on!
24:57Come on, G!
24:58Okay, this one's a bit tricky.
25:00I win this, oh my god.
25:01Your four-letter word is pearl.
25:08Can I hear that in a sentence, please?
25:10When you are knitting, you can use a knit stitch,
25:13or you can use a pearl stitch.
25:15Is that a regular pearl?
25:16Yeah, pearl.
25:17Pearl it up.
25:18Four letters.
25:19Pearly T.
25:19Four letters.
25:20In a shell.
25:21Taze, it's four letters.
25:22Think of how you'd spell that pearl in your head.
25:25Oh, that's fine.
25:28Oh yeah, oh my god.
25:29Four letters.
25:30Pearl.
25:31Alright, okay, so just normal.
25:33Sound it out.
25:34Sound it.
25:35P-E-R-L.
25:37Shit!
25:39P-U-R-L.
25:40Can I go again?
25:40Sorry.
25:41What the?
25:42Can you go again?
25:43What, now that I've told you the fucking answer?
25:45I know it's P-E-A-R-L, black.
25:47It's only four letters, mate.
25:49Whoa, is it?
25:50I'm not even listening.
25:51I just...
25:51I wasn't listening to it.
25:52He's shit.
25:53Get him off.
25:54You fucked it.
25:55You still spelt it wrong.
25:56Where do you want to be spank-tased?
25:57He's arse, sir.
25:58I don't really want to be spank-tased.
25:59Well, you're gonna be.
26:01Ha ha!
26:02Oh yeah!
26:03Woo!
26:04Pearl.
26:05What a fucked Pearl, bro.
26:06Well done, you bunch of fucking morons!
26:09Woo!
26:10Oh!
26:11Ha ha ha ha!
26:12Just kicked me in the head again.
26:13Alright, dickheads.
26:14That was round one.
26:14These are the scores.
26:16So, we're moving on to round two.
26:18Now, this time, you're gonna be writing your words down onto your whiteboards on the back
26:24of your names.
26:24Yeah.
26:26You're fucking funny.
26:28What?
26:29Show us what you've written.
26:30You don't know what this means, though.
26:31I know you don't.
26:32That's it.
26:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
26:36Spelled this word.
26:37Pronounce this word.
26:38You can't even pronounce the other side, so pronounce this word.
26:41Wassey.
26:41Yeah!
26:42Woo!
26:43I'm gonna give you a word to spell.
26:45Everybody gets the same word, so you don't want to be cheating.
26:47And you will get two points if you get it right.
26:50You will get no points if you get it wrong.
26:51I'm gonna cheat.
26:52Ha ha ha ha!
26:53Are you dickheads ready?
26:55Yeah.
26:56Right.
26:56Your first word is conscientious.
26:59Oh, come on, man.
27:01Like what?
27:01I ain't got enough board to spell that black.
27:03Conscientious?
27:04Oh, fuck.
27:05I got it wrong.
27:05I got it wrong already.
27:06I did two last.
27:07Conscientious.
27:08I feel like you're gonna do well on this one, PK.
27:10Mate, that is nonsense.
27:12What?
27:13He's right.
27:14He's right.
27:14He's right.
27:14He's right.
27:14He's right.
27:15He's right.
27:15I have got it right.
27:18Has everybody got something written down?
27:20Yeah.
27:20Yeah.
27:20If you haven't got it written down by now, you're probably fucked anyway.
27:23So we're gonna show them.
27:25In three.
27:25You're laughing at mine.
27:26I'm laughing at yours.
27:28Ha ha.
27:29That's the Manchester spelling.
27:30Three, two, one.
27:31Did I get it right?
27:33Just look at, look at.
27:34Did I get it right?
27:35He got it wrong.
27:36How did you do that?
27:37Did I get it right?
27:38Yes.
27:39I got it right?
27:40Apparently.
27:40Oh shit.
27:41No, you got a C, not a T.
27:42Oh!
27:44I knew that was right.
27:46Yeah, let's go.
27:47Come on.
27:47Yeah!
27:48Come on, brother.
27:49That's what you get for copying people.
27:51Rufus, Taze, and Cole.
27:53Two points to everyone that got it right.
27:54Are you ready?
27:55Yeah.
27:56Your second word is entrepreneur.
27:59I can do that one.
28:00Yeah, man.
28:01How are you all getting on?
28:02Yeah.
28:03Easy word.
28:04You okay, Max?
28:05Need a bit longer?
28:06You just rubbed it out, though.
28:07You know what, mate?
28:08You've got to struggle with this one.
28:09Entree.
28:10Entree.
28:11And then pre, like pre-come.
28:13I'm Reddit.
28:14Don't laugh at me, you blags.
28:15Read it and weak, faggot.
28:16I forgot it, right?
28:16Oh.
28:17Oh, shit.
28:18I just need to drop my leg.
28:20Bam.
28:20Did you get your foot away from my head?
28:22Sorry.
28:22Expressions, you got it right!
28:24I know.
28:25Hey, you got it right.
28:27Rufus, you got it right.
28:27Rufus, you got it right.
28:28Rufus, you got it right.
28:28Jakey, you fucked it.
28:29Cole, you got it right.
28:30What about me?
28:31No.
28:32I think I might be disappointed.
28:34You forgot the R.
28:35What do you mean by the R?
28:37You three have all copied each other.
28:39I've got no idea.
28:40Where's the R?
28:40Where's the R?
28:42Perennial.
28:42Oh, that's long.
28:43Two points for you, boy.
28:45Come on, G.
28:45Okay.
28:47Your third and final word for this round is...
28:53Miscellaneous.
28:53Oh, right up.
28:54Ooh.
28:55Making words up at this point.
28:56You're going to have to help me, bro.
28:58I think I've cooked.
29:00That is awful.
29:01Is it?
29:02Oh, that is terrible.
29:03All right.
29:04Miscellaneous.
29:11Oh, he's tired.
29:13Yeah.
29:14Miscellaneous.
29:15He needs extra time for his exam.
29:17Three.
29:18Two.
29:18One.
29:21Oh, no, Jakey.
29:24No, Max.
29:25Am I caught?
29:27Rufus has got it.
29:27Did you get it right?
29:29Tate's got it wrong.
29:29No.
29:31No.
29:32No.
29:32No.
29:33No.
29:33Rufus is the only one.
29:35I didn't.
29:36I didn't.
29:37No, no, no.
29:39He's just...
29:39He's just...
29:40I didn't see anything.
29:43Tate's got it right, bro.
29:44Okay, Rufus, you are the only person that scored two points in that round.
29:48She's lying.
29:48Same.
29:48Tate, you spelled it wrong.
29:50What letter's wrong there?
29:51No, you got it wrong and you've changed it.
29:54You got it wrong.
29:55I genuinely didn't change it.
29:55Okay, round three.
29:57You can score three points on your word in this round, but you're going to give me two numbers.
30:04One number is going to be the page number.
30:06The second number is going to be how many words down that page.
30:09You will get that word.
30:10If you get it right, you score three points.
30:13Page three.
30:14Yeah, page three, Vlad.
30:17We can see another set of titties again, bro.
30:20Like, run it back.
30:21You're dirty boys.
30:21Oh, those titties.
30:22I remember those titties.
30:23You're a dirty, dirty boy.
30:24Me?
30:25Yeah.
30:26I remember.
30:26I'm a man, sir.
30:27Tate, give me a number between one and 951.
30:33Six.
30:34Now, give me another number.
30:36Seven.
30:37Six.
30:38Tate, your word is acetylene.
30:42Oh, my God.
30:44Good luck, pal.
30:45Can I change my numbers?
30:46Nope.
30:46Can I have the word again?
30:48Acetylene is a chemical, a colorless, soluble, flammable gas used in welding material.
30:53Acetylene.
30:55Acetylene.
30:56Acetylene.
30:56Acetylene.
30:57Acetylene.
30:58You're trying to get leaned off.
30:59Okay.
30:59A.
31:00S.
31:01C.
31:03Uh, no.
31:08To be fair, I've never heard of that.
31:10Expressions.
31:11Yes.
31:11A number between one and 951.
31:1395.
31:1495.
31:16Spel monkey.
31:1710.
31:18No, no, no.
31:19P.
31:19K.
31:20H.
31:21U.
31:22M.
31:22B.
31:23L.
31:23E.
31:23Blood.
31:24Your word is brutal.
31:27Brutal.
31:29Brutal.
31:30Brutal.
31:30Spell brutal.
31:31B.
31:32R.
31:33U.
31:33T.
31:34A.
31:35And I don't take L's blood.
31:38He said I.
31:38He said I.
31:39He said I.
31:39No, I said and I.
31:41I said and I.
31:42You said and I.
31:42No, I said and I.
31:44He said I.
31:45Rufus, give me a number between one and 951.
31:48I'd like page one, please.
31:50Page one.
31:51Oh, you know what you're doing here.
31:52I know what you're doing here.
31:53Go on, give me a number.
31:54One, please.
31:57Fuck you.
31:59He's rattled.
32:00He rattled.
32:01Abhorrent.
32:02Abhorrent.
32:04To be fair, that's not much better, is it?
32:06No.
32:06Well, it's also not the first word.
32:08It's not.
32:09A.
32:09B.
32:10H.
32:10O.
32:11R.
32:12R.
32:12E.
32:13N.
32:13T.
32:13Yes.
32:14That's abhorrent.
32:15Okay, three points to Rufus.
32:17Jakey.
32:19I'll have six, seven, six, seven, please.
32:21Six, seven, six, seven.
32:26Okay, biodiversity.
32:27Oh, that's easy.
32:28B.
32:29I.
32:29O.
32:30D.
32:31I.
32:31V.
32:32E.
32:33R.
32:33S.
32:34T.
32:34Y.
32:374.
32:39I.
32:39T.
32:40Y.
32:42Where are you going?
32:42Sit back in your chair.
32:43You're not very biodiverse, are you?
32:45Right, cool.
32:46Let's go.
32:46Give me your number.
32:48Three.
32:49And.
32:50Diversity.
32:51Three.
32:54Abs.
32:55Abs.
32:56Abs.
32:57My speciality.
32:59A.
32:59B.
33:00S.
33:00A.
33:01B.
33:01B.
33:01S.
33:01Well done, Cole.
33:02Come on.
33:03Three points to go.
33:05Easy.
33:06Max.
33:07Give me your number.
33:10I'm going to go for page two.
33:13And.
33:14What number word?
33:15Four.
33:16Abled.
33:17Abled.
33:21A.
33:23B.
33:24L.
33:25E.
33:26Abled.
33:26Abled.
33:27There you go.
33:28Three points.
33:29Come on, Gene.
33:30I'm going to do that trick question.
33:32I'm not even going to laugh.
33:33Let's hear a number.
33:3569.
33:3669.
33:37Someone had to say it.
33:38That's me someone.
33:43Can't sing.
33:44You can't speak.
33:45Me.
33:46I can't speak.
33:47That's you.
33:48What's your second number PK?
33:5069.
33:52Your word is birthmark.
33:54That's not one word.
33:56That's two loads.
33:56It's one word.
33:57Two loads.
33:58One word.
33:59B.
34:00I.
34:01R.
34:01T.
34:01H.
34:03Space.
34:05Space.
34:08Space.
34:09Space is not a word though.
34:11Who said one word?
34:13All right then.
34:14Take out the space.
34:15Carry on.
34:16Come on.
34:17I'll let you retain yourself.
34:18B.
34:18I.
34:19R.
34:19T.
34:20H.
34:21M.
34:21A.
34:22R.
34:22A key.
34:23Yes.
34:23How's he had two goals there?
34:25Three points.
34:26Why is he not allowed two goals?
34:27That bit was a tricky bit.
34:28Because he's stupid.
34:29He's done really badly.
34:31Don't worry about it.
34:32Bro said space.
34:32He's not catching you up.
34:34Just let him have it.
34:34Space is not a word though.
34:36Number between one and 951.
34:38Go big.
34:39Go big.
34:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:41951.
34:41Go hard or go yard.
34:43Go yard.
34:44Now give me a number.
34:4512.
34:46Go yard yard.
34:46Go yard.
34:48Zodiac.
34:49That's easy man.
34:50Don't fuck this up.
34:52Think before you speak.
34:53That is so easy.
34:57Zodiac.
35:00Zodiac.
35:03Zodiac.
35:04There you go.
35:06Come on.
35:06All you fucking stupid twats.
35:10Okay.
35:11Results are in.
35:13There is a tie between Rufus and Cole.
35:16Oh.
35:16Oh come on.
35:17What about me?
35:18What did I get?
35:19Are these blooded right?
35:20You're only three points behind.
35:21You screwed me over with that.
35:23Rufus and Cole come and stand up here.
35:24Yes.
35:25Do I need my whiteboards sir?
35:26No.
35:27Fifth to fifth.
35:28Whiteboards.
35:28Just brains.
35:30Oh.
35:31I've got brains.
35:35Okay.
35:36Yeah.
35:36I'm ready.
35:37I'm roaring to go.
35:38No.
35:38Okay.
35:38We're going to do another round with numbers.
35:40So, Cole.
35:40Yep.
35:41Give me a number between 1 and 1.
35:4256.
35:43He's gone in quick with number 56.
35:45And give me another number.
35:47He's gone 56 and 2.
35:48Which is bargain.
35:51Bargain.
35:52B-A-G-R.
35:53B-A-R-G-A-I-N.
35:56B-A-R-G-A-I-N.
35:58Which is bargain sir.
35:59B-A-R-G-A-I-N.
36:02Next.
36:03I didn't know the rules here.
36:05I'll say it again if you want me to.
36:06B-A-R-G-A-I-N.
36:08What are the rules?
36:10I did it.
36:11I did it.
36:11Now fucking do it again.
36:13I might leave.
36:13Do another one.
36:14Do another one.
36:14Okay.
36:14We'll see how Rufus gets harder.
36:16We'll come back to this.
36:17Okay.
36:18I'd like page 100, please.
36:19And first of the.
36:20What's the first word?
36:21The first word is.
36:23Business.
36:25Business.
36:26B-U-S-I-N-E-S-S.
36:29Oh, he caught it.
36:30He's right.
36:31Okay.
36:32So fucking lucky.
36:34Come on.
36:35Just give me another one.
36:36Come on.
36:36Okay.
36:37Give me another one.
36:38Page 180.
36:41What was your 12?
36:42What was it?
36:42Do 12, yeah.
36:4312.
36:45Cornucopia.
36:46You've just stitched me right fucking up.
36:48Did you see it?
36:49Yeah, I didn't.
36:49You said 12 really.
36:51So I like.
36:51Um.
36:52And what's the definition?
36:53A great abundance.
36:55A cornucopia of rewards.
36:57That helps.
36:57A symbol of plenty.
36:59Consisting of a horn overflowing with fruit and flowers.
37:02I don't care.
37:02I don't care about that.
37:03Um.
37:04Cornucopia is C-O-R-N-U-C-O-P-I-A.
37:15He got it right.
37:16He got it right.
37:17That's awesome.
37:18He got it right.
37:19Come on.
37:21I'd like page 55.
37:23Abundance of corn.
37:2455.
37:25And give me a number.
37:26Four.
37:27Baobab.
37:28Baobab.
37:29B-A-O-B-A-B.
37:30Baobab.
37:31Yes.
37:32Well done.
37:32What does that mean?
37:33Baobab.
37:34All right.
37:34One more.
37:34Um.
37:35Do um.
37:36Page 10.
37:37And do.
37:3867.
37:3964.
37:4164.
37:44Aesthetic.
37:47Easy.
37:48Give me a hard one next time.
37:49A-E-S-T-H-E-T-I-C.
37:54Aesthetic.
37:55You missed out the E.
37:56Yeah you did.
37:57You were high black.
37:58Oh my god no.
37:59I said no I didn't.
38:00I said A-E-S.
38:04Did I rerun it?
38:06You did say E.
38:06You did say E.
38:07I said E.
38:08Turn your ears on.
38:09No genuinely.
38:09Specky.
38:10Oh.
38:12I don't think we're ever going to get to the end of this one.
38:15Wow.
38:15Please let it out.
38:17Now you're hurting my head.
38:19I've been here too long.
38:20I need a bump.
38:21Do one more.
38:23Me too.
38:24Okay.
38:25Rufus.
38:25Page 400.
38:27Word.
38:28Three.
38:29Three.
38:29Four hundred.
38:30Word three.
38:31Is.
38:32Oh shit.
38:34Inquietude.
38:34In what blood?
38:35Now here we go.
38:36I've never heard that word before.
38:39I'll be honest.
38:40I have.
38:41Restlessness or anxiety.
38:43Inquietude.
38:44I-N-Q-U-I-R-E.
38:47Yeah.
38:50We've got a winner.
38:51We've got a winner.
38:52We've got a winner.
38:52We've got a winner.
38:53We've got a winner.
38:54We've got a winner.
38:55We've got a winner.
38:57We've got a winner.
38:58It's for all of a public school.
39:01Public school.
39:02Public school.
39:03Public school.
39:04Public school.
39:05Public school.
39:06Public school.
39:07It's not talking about!
39:08Thanks everyone for watching.
39:09We will see you next time.
39:11Big up to KOL!
39:12Cheers!
39:13Cheers!
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